John Daker's friend, Pearl Gross does some stand up.

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  • @TheSuperSqueegy
    @TheSuperSqueegy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    I'm fully Christian, and these tapes make me want to go to Firsh Unité Mefodish Chursh.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Whep

  • @BAgodmode
    @BAgodmode 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I need this whole VHS tape to be uploaded. This is gold, the whole thing is gold.

  • @zee339
    @zee339 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    pearl is known in some circles as the white dave Chappelle!

    • @taylorferguson4102
      @taylorferguson4102 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @toddysurcharge771
      @toddysurcharge771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pearl is known in some circles as the white Louis CK....because she also enjoys doing inappropriate things in front of people (bad comedy)

    • @madelineflorio
      @madelineflorio ปีที่แล้ว

      DYING, THANK YOU.

    • @Vinnie101a
      @Vinnie101a 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Name them.

  • @jamesbooty
    @jamesbooty 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    It's never a good idea to have a stand-up comedian perform without a studio audience. Even Scooby Doo had a laugh track.

    • @jonligon1942
      @jonligon1942 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'd like to imagine there is a full crowd.

  • @johnqpublic912
    @johnqpublic912 10 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Whep

    • @MireVale
      @MireVale 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dits

    • @97channel
      @97channel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you know that you ffmmm.

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bwaaaag

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Joseph Bailey just like everyone in these videos

    • @mitchl.5549
      @mitchl.5549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Suck some men and angels say Hallelujah

  • @fodsaks
    @fodsaks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I want to hear Bob's side of the story.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bob Ross?
      Bob Lazar?
      Bob Dylan?
      Bobbie Lee?
      Bob Hoskins?
      Bobby Kennedy?
      Bob Marley?
      Bob Barker?
      Bob the Builder?

  • @WitlessGentlemen
    @WitlessGentlemen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I loved John Daker's video, it made me laugh so hard, and while she was not a funny comedian, this sweet lady made me smile. She's just a grandma who is trying her best, and its more endearing to me than it is point and laugh funny. And I laugh at other people's expense a lot, bloopers etc are some if my favourite videos on here. But this lady made me feel more empathy toward her than anything else. Anyone else get that?

    • @Lizkretschmer
      @Lizkretschmer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Awww yeah shes somebody's grandma!!! Lol!!! That's a cute way to think of it ^.^

    • @RealHexJoker
      @RealHexJoker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shes a dumb bitch

    • @mav_eliz1795
      @mav_eliz1795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naw sorry bro, I just cringed

    • @chipwhitley1586
      @chipwhitley1586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. She's a dumb bitch.

    • @wreksangel
      @wreksangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even Jesus cringed and told her to wrap it up.

  • @cameronpruitt8339
    @cameronpruitt8339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    3:08 “He gives me shrimp... From day to day.”

  • @tulsatombob2769
    @tulsatombob2769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This is the reason I left the Methodist Church and went to the 1st Pentecostal Snake Dancers Church.

    • @patrickfitzgerald9616
      @patrickfitzgerald9616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But what has any of this got to do with the Firshyounigh Mefidiff Church?

    • @DavidThomas-jc8ov
      @DavidThomas-jc8ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      S. Eric Ruth Yep she had 55 years teaching in that town.

    • @toddysurcharge771
      @toddysurcharge771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @David Thomas and her teaching paid off if Pearl and John Dakkar's performances are any indication.

    • @markstoudenmire4935
      @markstoudenmire4935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patrickfitzgerald9616 😆

  • @walde1968
    @walde1968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "And do you think he'll gain 400 pounds?!? Prob-lee will way he eats." Mic drop, bitches. Boom!

  • @mickeymouse12678
    @mickeymouse12678 11 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I can't tell what parts are her joking and what parts are her just talking...

  • @technochocolate123
    @technochocolate123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I think it's great that this program allowed local people a platform to explore their performance hobbies. I loved when Pearl said she's "just so proud to be here!"

  • @shaunpaikai
    @shaunpaikai 15 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    She sounds alot like Brak and she also tells stories like Brak.

    • @iVenge
      @iVenge 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      god bless you

  • @visaman
    @visaman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This was the point that Ed Sullivan decided to pull the plug on his show.

  • @Sergeant26
    @Sergeant26 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Y'all know what Ace Hardware is right?

  • @raukoiel
    @raukoiel 14 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    THAT DOG TOOK 'IS HAND OFF!!! ...just about...
    and then she sings. magical.

  • @CatholicVoicesPrayers
    @CatholicVoicesPrayers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bring out Daker!

  • @SuperRacheland
    @SuperRacheland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    reva always startin to play while they're still introducing

    • @joshuag.4873
      @joshuag.4873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She keeps ‘em moving in there.

  • @teiece7890
    @teiece7890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The fact that she seamlessly went into hymns from standup is the funniest thing about her set

  • @aricaj.3006
    @aricaj.3006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You may have to wait until tomorrow for the answer you seek tonight" - dang that's actually pretty profound. Thanks, Reva and Pearl, you actually brought me some much-needed insight and reassurance. I hope you guys are happy up there in heaven hanging out with John. Whep!

    • @gilson1982
      @gilson1982 ปีที่แล้ว

      She probably read that off of a fortune cookie.

  • @TheSlugJones
    @TheSlugJones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    With a name like.....bob.....you know he is just a riot.

  • @justinholloway733
    @justinholloway733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I made it through 1 minute and 28 seconds. Next week I will attempt to go for 2 minutes.

  • @sinikalsin
    @sinikalsin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!

  • @TheHekateris
    @TheHekateris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Aw man, a more innocent America. I didn't grow up with music like this, or shows like this, but I appreciate it; fondness for a time I've never known.

    • @zee339
      @zee339 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      round up your local narcissistic retards and get a camera; baby you got a stew going!

  • @1w2i3l4t
    @1w2i3l4t 14 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    AND THAT DOG TOOK HIS HAND OFF!
    *LOOKS AROUND*
    JUST ABOUT....

  • @averagegilo
    @averagegilo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bob is something else........ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!

  • @ItsNotRealLife
    @ItsNotRealLife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Everyone I tell that dog joke it gets a great laugh. It's almost all about the delivery. However, I I love this sweet old lady doing something she's always wanted to do and she's clearly enjoying every minute of it. Give the audience a chance to applaud though..... "I'm just so proud to be here"!

  • @rickymoore7693
    @rickymoore7693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Happy Belated Birthday, Samantha

  • @Soccerword
    @Soccerword 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The joke about "that's not my dog" is from one of the Pink Panther movies.

  • @AntiEstablishmentRhetorician
    @AntiEstablishmentRhetorician 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And now, ladies and gentlemen, the woman we've all been waiting for, and waiting for. Would you welcome home please television's brightest new star. The legendary, inspirational, the one and only queen of comedy. Ladies and gentlemen, Pearl Gross! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for Pearl Gross! Wonderful! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for Pearl Gross! Wonderful! Pearl Gross, ladies and gentlemen!

  • @averagegilo
    @averagegilo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Her singing is very heartening though

  • @adrianloveslucius
    @adrianloveslucius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I got all the talent... but HE got all the LOOKS! AMIRITE?!!" Ew. Nothing quite like living up to your name, there, Pearl!

  • @mav_eliz1795
    @mav_eliz1795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "-But he got all the looks." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

    • @l.7180
      @l.7180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Raya Thieman I love this 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @delphinbringsby6768
    @delphinbringsby6768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:41 "And when he got to that bathroom, well, boy howdy; I tell you it was the stinkiest dump I ever done smelt. Pppeeeee-Uuuuuu, Bob!"

  • @zee339
    @zee339 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    ... AYNE GYSS WHAUGHT!!!

    • @DAKOsb
      @DAKOsb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zee339 DEAD. best comment ever

    • @zee339
      @zee339 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @nuothe11th
      @nuothe11th 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      zee339 fowur hundrid payowunds

  • @domaug
    @domaug 14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i don't know who's funnier, this lady or John Daker.
    here's a hint. John Daker.

  • @HankGrill
    @HankGrill ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A nice lady with a good sense of humor about herself and def was enjoying telling jokes and performing in her own way.

  • @ericwebbjr
    @ericwebbjr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    She use to open for Jesus

  • @chipwhitley1586
    @chipwhitley1586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pearl needs to swear more.

  • @aliengreeter
    @aliengreeter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This woman could have the greatest comedic mind on Earth.

    • @zee339
      @zee339 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Troy A what jar is it in?

    • @lebbo88
      @lebbo88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +zee339 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @thehotyounggrandpas8207
    @thehotyounggrandpas8207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Her brother Bob! Now there's a theme we can ALL relate to!

  • @redandblue323
    @redandblue323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is considered the height of humor in certain parts of Tennessee.

  • @Sunstream58
    @Sunstream58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The mouse trap one actually made me laugh really hard. That’s a good one

  • @oxfordbags
    @oxfordbags 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Happy 31st birthday Samantha

  • @lingaustin2854
    @lingaustin2854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She’s clearly trying to be Minnie Pearl and it’s clearly not working at all.

  • @oma15
    @oma15 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was probably considered risque comedy at the time

    • @jake8855
      @jake8855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was the early '90s. You act like it's the vaudeville era.

  • @polyticks8453
    @polyticks8453 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Send this to Greg Gutfeld. He has some SERIOUS comedic competition.

  • @keybladelordus
    @keybladelordus 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the sad thing is that there was an audience

  • @visaman
    @visaman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    @2:44 If Earnest was alive today, he'd be 128.

    • @walde1968
      @walde1968 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If Reva were alive today, she'd be 101!

    • @rbrockster
      @rbrockster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If Bob were alive today, he'd still only have one hand because of that mangy dog!

  • @Shadoestar
    @Shadoestar 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I owe Dane Cook an apology.

  • @trvrshoe4518
    @trvrshoe4518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    honestly this is a masterpiece

  • @bobbbxxx
    @bobbbxxx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ah get so EM Barrassed by Bob.

  • @djmarkcotter
    @djmarkcotter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    at what point is the punch line?

  • @Totes1829
    @Totes1829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Damn, pearl roasting these fools!

  • @MrYoubetyy
    @MrYoubetyy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hand it to the Peoria,IL Methodists..

  • @MrNerdyreviews
    @MrNerdyreviews 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Goddamn you Bob, why do you need to always go to the bathroom?

  • @Trig242
    @Trig242 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sounds like Bob's having a bit of a time.

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bob is an enigma for sure.

  • @Fredthedrummer21
    @Fredthedrummer21 12 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:13 "he - he - he's awwlways such 'n embarassment to me" Yeah, you should talk.

  • @bushman92646
    @bushman92646 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pearl is a true butter face.

  • @brucep9729
    @brucep9729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You won't find quality comedy like this now days!

  • @MidnightSwinger
    @MidnightSwinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's actually pretty impressive that Reva wrote that melody for that poem. Pearl doesn't sing it well, but it's a good, strong melody that fits the lyrics well.

    • @lekoman
      @lekoman ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, Reva's been playin' piano in this town for fifdyfife years!

    • @michaellasfetto5810
      @michaellasfetto5810 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She actually sings really well, especially when you consider her age. I often sing in a church choir with a bunch of old ladies, and sings much less flat, her vibrato is much more under control, and her tone is a lot purer. She also sang much more expressively than I was initially expecting her to. Although, the last song that she sang for her brother--she clearly didn't know it that well, hahahahaha.

  • @nugeme
    @nugeme ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a sweetie!

  • @michaelvoorhees5978
    @michaelvoorhees5978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She's hilarious!!!

    • @gilson1982
      @gilson1982 ปีที่แล้ว

      That dog joke wasn’t written by her. Peter Sellers wrote that joke.

  • @ShyGamingGuy
    @ShyGamingGuy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My face and my keyboard have become 1.

  • @SwampLord9
    @SwampLord9 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah git so im-bearist 'bout mah bruther Bawb.

  • @RJ6AV6
    @RJ6AV6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She's not a bad singer imo 👍
    And Bob sounds like a riot!

  • @benmiller1462
    @benmiller1462 ปีที่แล้ว

    She makes me feel incredibly bad for poor Bob. This has absolutely aged like fine wine. Bob deserves so much more respect and I think it came back around to him.

  • @prachitzung1
    @prachitzung1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After this episode, they increased John Daker’s appearance fee to two bottles of communion wine and all the bread that he could eat.

  • @showguyer
    @showguyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the funniest shit i ever heard! Omg I'm in tears, she is good!

  • @BenMitchell75
    @BenMitchell75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love poims

  • @madmandu
    @madmandu 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Another step further into the Dakerverse!

  • @rattlesnakeralph8594
    @rattlesnakeralph8594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hysterical!

  • @trvrshoe4518
    @trvrshoe4518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WHAT THE DEAL WITH GOING TO THE BATHROOM!??

  • @tannerin
    @tannerin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    such simple people

  • @Bandythings
    @Bandythings 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nailed it.

  • @MrLockertsen
    @MrLockertsen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's Gross!

  • @destroyerofstupid7073
    @destroyerofstupid7073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought she was going to say someone kicked toilet water in his mouth

  • @DoubleDoomEnt
    @DoubleDoomEnt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that dog one though.... gold

  • @biffalobull2335
    @biffalobull2335 ปีที่แล้ว

    Timing is everything…
    And content
    Content is important

  • @famousgraveswithdiamonddave
    @famousgraveswithdiamonddave 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My ribs are hurting.

  • @kevinphillips5533
    @kevinphillips5533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lost episode of last comic standing.

  • @MrTommyVitale
    @MrTommyVitale 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    From Comedian to Singer in seconds.

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran หลายเดือนก่อน

      You had to be multi faceted back then.

  • @tommy..980
    @tommy..980 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Perl bought the house down 😂😂

  • @Jimrauchsgps
    @Jimrauchsgps 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It sucks that they deleted Pearl telling the Aristocrats joke…it was nasty AF…

  • @Dagyo23
    @Dagyo23 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She broke the first rule of comedy, she mentioned death without a joke!

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran หลายเดือนก่อน

      Her comedy doesn't follow any damn rules.

  • @mountainbliss4u
    @mountainbliss4u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wow that really bit the big one.

  • @cellasedui6061
    @cellasedui6061 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What is this show??

  • @bobbymac1319
    @bobbymac1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This lady has timing. That guy is still alive!

  • @majesticmalfeasance
    @majesticmalfeasance 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She should leave the comedy to John Daker. He's a natural.

  • @Vinnie101a
    @Vinnie101a 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Please, please . . . Bring on Henrietta and Merna! (if you don’t know them, check their incredible performance right here on TH-cam).

  • @hoofhearted1902
    @hoofhearted1902 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dog joke is from the pink panther. Such talent. Music, butchery, soul reaping and piracy.
    Peter Sellers would be so disappointed.

  • @spider23000
    @spider23000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aloopa scrum scree. 'Gross' by name....

  • @illmitchjax
    @illmitchjax 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    mr moooray

  • @Sergeant26
    @Sergeant26 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to hear this now with a laugh track

  • @meattrademark
    @meattrademark 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At first I thought it was Bill Hicks.

  • @blfzhn7716
    @blfzhn7716 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I see a future as a Saturday Night Live writer.

  • @ethanmacdonald4133
    @ethanmacdonald4133 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel so sorry for Bob.

  • @jeffro7p202
    @jeffro7p202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A 90 pound weeklund

  • @sebastianbosley7308
    @sebastianbosley7308 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When will we see Reverend Bill Jones get his act uploaded?

  • @dclujetic
    @dclujetic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I once got stuck in an elevator with a smelly old guy, a woman with 2 crying children, a mime, and a sick teenager. That was WAAAAY funnier than any of this video.