YTP - Top Gear - James May Has a Fiery Arse

Also starring Jeremy's very long limo
Thanks BBC/TH-cam for blocking this without notifying me and then unblocking it without notifying me either.

[@f1g2]

Here's a _TIP TOP TOP GEAR TIP TOP TOP TIP_ rent one of these, 35 quid a day, cut somebody you don't like very much in half.

[@e70_x5_guy4]

Firealarmguy12 lol

[@nottimhortons]

0:54 TIMPANI TIMPANI TIMPANIERROOORRRR

[@aaronallwood3562]

Great Tip Jeremy!

[@BraydzMulletYT]

True 😂

[@Insomniaaron]

What Jeremy Clarkson would want to do to Piers Morgan.

[@felagoncalves]

*ＹＯＵ　ＡＩＭＥＤ　ＡＴ　ＭＹ　ＧＥＮＴＬＥＭＡＮ＇Ｓ　ＡＲＥＡ*

[@berkkarsi]

*C H U F F I N G A G O N Y*

[@Huna98]

"This is Panda Six"
*Insert earrape background music*

[@murciegado]

@Vulpine Carl2005 shocked me when its a panda very long limo !

[@carsofireland4352]

panda sex*

[@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s]

*earraped Battle of Britain music score*

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

*A SaaS with a 9 0 0 0 l i t e r V 6*

[@elseagullo4979]

*Inserts Luftwaffe march earrape*

[@TheJoeshExperience]

a mere 9000 litre engine. *underpowered for sure*

[@yesno.idontknow.587]

Very good mpg for sure lol

[@fuze3522]

My Prius has an 18000 liter engine. Pfft 9000

[@erneststyczen7071]

@@fuze3522 yeah priuses are known for their big blocks.

[@wazzup2987]

@@erneststyczen7071 Those 350ci and 460ci Prius Blocks dont mess around. I raced one in my rocket truck and lost by 1000 bus lengths

[@Harris-Stornaway]

my Suzuki Cappuccino has a 22000 liter 480ci engine, still kinda underpowered tho

[@generalrubbish9513]

Jeremy: "Sadly, I hit James, which punctured the tires, and then worse, I died."
So, Hammond is the sole survivor of this episode then?
Wait no he got shot in the head.
F

[@djpemb]

What about the terrorists who shot them?

[@hanyun287]

Does that mean they’re not coming on then?

[@Volvo850dude]

Hanyun no they are not coming on

[@Insomniaaron]

So that was Jeremy's ghost narrating then?

[@M364A]

didnt say if hammond died, but with james im pretty sure hes dead

[@SouthwesternEagle]

That edited limo starting at 1:33 was hilarious!! XD
That wouldn't even be maneuverable on the road! That's like a land-based 747. XD

[@Matt-xq2vk]

The same capacity as a 787-8 dreamliner

[@SaltyMika]

it would probably have the turning circle of a planet

[@defalt3841]

Couldn't turn 30° on a highway

[@wumbosaurus9121]

@@SaltyMika That comment killed me

[@melissaLauko]

Devin The Pro Gamer yep

[@bittexas6318]

Your cars have to be nimble and fast enough to get out of *T R I C K Y S P O T S*

[@ropeysquire7899]

It's better with headphones

[@ethanbrumback7950]

9,000 liter V6😂😂😂

[@TheGraduateApple]

wait a sec m8, he actually said 9000 litre v SES (6) >:3

[@carvideosandotherthings1673]

9,000 liter Vcic. Not V6

[@theow771]

*V sias

[@omriesabbagh]

The torque must be unreal

[@flochn7937]

0.0000000000000000000001mpg

[@siri6049]

*_5:03_**_ When you feel confident about parking in your test, so you "show who's boss" to the instructor_*

[@karoliskazlauskas1213]

Lmfao

[@aqstew]

5:09 The *cheese* broke out with ease *Y E A H H H*

[@mxwd.]

_ROCK & ROLL_

[@aaronallwood3562]

Cheesy!

[@LazarouDave]

1:33 - i physically laughed out loud for a solid 15 seconds when i realised what was happening

[@christopheroconnor4665]

LazarouDave Me too mate XD

[@e70_x5_guy4]

Me too

[@locklear308]

Literally legendary. Oh my god!

[@KALIMONINGRAD]

Same

[@Popster.f1]

Two stories got my crying😅

[@D-Man_Jam]

1:22 Richard Hammond still out here proving that *JIJ* doesn't have to be *JIJ.* truly inspiring.

[@erneststyczen7071]

Im impressed.

[@tomcole020]

0:33 I own a Jeff

[@longboyyo8439]

Tomcole020 that's cool. Any serious troubles with it? (Genuine question)

[@tomcole020]

Brominitus sorry I took so long to reply 😂. And no it was a really good car, the worst problem was that an old coolant hose burst but I got another one for free so it wasn’t a big deal. It’s gone now though i swapped it for an mg zs 180

[@LoogiBalloogi]

Its Jeff

[@FH4Player6397]

Same lol

[@NoName-oj5km]

*9000 LITER V6*

[@RueAriarhod]

This is Panda 6.

[@erneststyczen7071]

No, it is V sis.

[@TheGraduateApple]

3:38 *T H E P R O T E C T I O N W A S G O O D*

[@lyh0619]

The Graduate Apple that’s what she said

[@armagedon258]

I had earphones on full volume at 0:07, thanks...

[@pipsta]

ExcessCrescent Your ears have blown up.

[@JoeltheSenate]

Sad

[@jesseyoung9013]

me to

[@adameaby]

Your ears got colonized

[@bruhmomentum4614]

ExcessCrescent what’s the song

[@sixty-four]

4:20 German television

[@manlikeilyas]

I died of laughter🤣😂

[@SamanthaAnimations795]

@@manlikeilyas me too

[@f1g2]

There goes _C A P C A P S L O S_ and I expect him to do a really _S O S_ job turning it into a _L I M L I M_ because let's face it, he's a bit _B O B_

[@marcossonicracer]

3:01 "oh no... a pathetic COC block" XD

[@richardavery8288]

0:37 James may disconnected from the game

[@darth_autie_117]

5:09 "the cheese broke out with ease" xD

[@floatingnecc4842]

YUYYEEEEAAHHH

[@kj64gaming19]

A sensible SUS. This meme is before its time.

[@alistair_dj]

*first i hit james which punctured the tires, then worse, i died*
_ok_

[@Insomniaaron]

Let's not forget Jeremy Clarkson's remarkable ability to narrate this despite being dead.

[@savitarthegodofspeed6850]

1:33 best limo

[@qjar-russ-j5xe12]

Yeah. Who likes a double-decker super limo?

[@SaltyMika]

here's my sports limo, proof that jiij does not have to be jiij

[@gwg2813]

1:33 when that one rich person arrives in a cartoon

[@thepiterp5]

„Sadly, I hit James, and then worse, I died.”
you know that wouldnt actually be that suprising if it happened

[@tommcglone2867]

1:34. The funniest YTP moment ever

[@e70_x5_guy4]

We break for nobody

[@DAZUNIVERSALINDUSTREIS]

It was so hilarious

[@KALIMONINGRAD]

Its totaly worth it

[@samgadoury5531]

T H E. C H E E S E. B R O K E. O U T. W I T H. E A S E

[@oriontheraptor8119]

0:45 the fear In this mans face

[@floatingnecc4842]

He is afraid

[@Phobos_Thanatos]

1:53 My lungs are paralysed.

[@harrysadler4622]

I've found the reason why youtube exists.

[@relish1192]

Harry Sadler for ytp

[@Me-zo8yc]

That stretch edit loop at 1:45 had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeremytheimer7443]

I love how in the BBC top gear they took this video and made Clarkson's limo look a lot shorter.

[@TonyBMan]

9,000 Liter V6 sounds pretty top kek

[@matthewevans97]

I was surprised that the limo episode of Top Gear used music from Captain Scarlet. Brilliant.

[@benlambert7942]

here’s a TIP TOP TOP GEAR TIP TOP TOP TIP rent one on these 35 quid a day and cut someone you don’t like in half

[@benvaughan2171]

2:44 *James May demonic laughter intensifies*

[@MississippiMudMX]

Sweet Boeing 747 bro 1:35

[@guni7197]

0:06 there goes my headphones xD

[@jrtaylor8903]

Guni th-cam.com/video/wlnI6XjWk_k/w-d-xo.html

[@zakp.2759]

It punctured the tires and then I DIED.

[@TheAmeteurAssassins]

The cheeeese broke out with eeeeeeasse

[@bermal209]

1:13 onwards was amazing

[@AKSHAY-bu4ox]

Do you know the song

[@astupidmidge]

@@AKSHAY-bu4ox Running in the 90s, it’s been popularized by the anime Initial D and is often memed in topics of speed

[@floatingnecc4842]

He so happy

[@Billd0z3r]

What kind of SNIF were you SNIFFING 😂

[@dimashevchenkoua]

2:09 "what kind of sniff were you sniffing when you thought of this?"

[@katowarrior]

I imagine it's pretty hard to make a YTP version of TopGear/Grand Tour cause the original dialogue is already like a YTP

[@s.majstorovic5598]

Dad: Son, what are you watching?
Me: James May's fiery arse.
Dad: I will disown you via newspapers.

[@oisin_smith]

I literally could not stop myself from laughing

[@lt.bagelbites6969]

One of my favorite YTPs ever

[@morpheus4k33]

Alot of ses and sas and bollob

[@JEHUTTYY]

Zombie CamoSkeleton18 lmao

[@SiddoNotts]

2:31 - James looks scarily like one of my work colleagues!

[@WingedEternitys]

1:34 we all knew that was gonna happen. 😂

[@boltonrb]

The greatest YTP of all time

[@dylancarpenter7902]

1:13 is pure G O L D

[@Thedarkslender]

LAUGHED SO BLOOMING HARD XD

[@documentingbruhmoments788]

0:05 *MY LIMO WILL BE BASED ON THIS*

[@waffle-jy5yf]

I died at 1:14

[@mixedmoodwill6182]

Yo me too bro, I pretty much crapped myself the fist time I saw it.😂😂😂😂😂

[@floatingnecc4842]

He's so happy doe

[@lewishancock3526]

Fact: The red Fiat limo they used can be seen at Beaulieu Motor Museum.

[@sonicdafrogznx6544]

4:52 LOOK AT THAT CUTE FACE

[@Elliottblancher]

1:53 Clarkson never skipping Chin day

[@AAShah24]

1:11 best part of the video 😂

[@mikepalmer1676]

3:48 *hamster.exe has stopped responding*

[@TwoRandomAuzzies]

Yes!

[@gavla-82]

🤣🤣 this is probably the best YTP I've seen in a long time.

[@joesykes4226]

Jeremy: "Its a giant paap!"
Richard: "hahahahahahahahahaha!!"

[@Tuvaben95]

T R I C K Y S P O T S

[@philbateman1989]

Running in the 90s. There's something I haven't heard in a while!

[@PLANDerLinde99]

"A sensible SuS 9000 litre V6"

[@andreiprisacaru550]

This is super funny!!! Great job dude!

[@carbulletin1229]

4:39

[@alecmagill5337]

0:07 thank you, my hearing is now completely destroyed

[@joelramdhan405]

5:48 best part 😅😂😅

[@e46racer02]

What's the song?

[@joelramdhan405]

Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex

[@kcooga]

“Proof that JIJZ does not have to be JIJZ”

[@nrkeks2347]

3:31 Oh no! roof 😂😂😂

[@Kernowparadise]

I turn my volume up since it was quiet and then Jeremy said "TRICKY SPOTS", dammit earrape!

[@Chefcouchon]

James may has seen this video

[@stupidvideos1449]

Proof?

[@jacobbahr9316]

0:49 That's a tip I'm looking forward to using

[@EmperorDank]

Ah yes the classic Saas 9000 liter VSiss

[@tristandoran601]

Great stuff Hapydude. Just when you think Top Gear couldn't be funnier.

[@mamons_2339]

0:19
"Really SUS 👀"

[@vincentyzer1627]

when the saab came in i was J U M P S C A R E D

[@matthewpatriquin9097]

i really want to drive a 9,000 litre v6 now..

[@GewelReal]

nine thousand liter vee sis

[@hithereperson8137]

Dear god this is hilarious had to subscribe lol

[@CriticalShadowFight]

This video was ahead of its time

[@roodles1]

Sadly, I hit James, which punctured the tyres, but worse, I died.

[@danielsnell9053]

5:38 'YOU DIED' from Dark Souls would have been funnier

[@CAL1MBO]

Daniel Snell Nope... Not at all

[@boogaloobarrel2677]

yeah it probably would

[@D3monL3A1]

i fucking died after this rip my lungs

[@not_herobrine3752]

this isnt the dork age m8.

[@Bingus2255]

Ye way funnier

[@MattAutoMotive]

4:13 is the best part

[@railwayadventureswithleigh6040]

1:25 Now Introducing The Worlds Longest Fiat Panda's Twin Brother

[@MadnessIncVP]

0:35 _”It’ll be sensible and SUUS”_
**’Incorrect’ buzzer sound.**
1:12 - 1:18 ...Dammit. 😂

[@alecmagill8121]

2:26 Slightly quiet

[@kewuo]

2:00 nugget rider may

[@broccoliboy9673]

How did he have the sus when that meme wasn’t even around? Smart

[@junkfox-hl2su]

.....

[@Not_honest_enough]

0:06 i honestly did not hear any of the video for about 5 seconds after this

[@hunterbeatbilly9836]

1:34 that limo is longer than the one from windowlicker. Jesus christ.

[@thedrainmaestro]

It is a sus rur

[@stallard9522tid]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

*this is panda six*

[@Cladcreeper]

SUS

[@LotsOfPiecesOfJay]

And here it is

[@NewCaliforniaRepublicTrooper]

Don't forget jish does not have to be jish.

[@Tbt19-110]

James May sounds like he had the same problem I had after eating five spicy bean burritos

[@lancs_emergencyspotter9661]

1:02 :( your computer ran into a problem it couldn’t handle now it needs the restart