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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ส.ค. 2010
- Part 1 of 2. The boys have been tasked with building their own limousines out of existing cars. Jeremy chooses the 1993 Fiat Panda, James a Saab 9000 (and an Alfa Romeo 164) and Richard a MGF. After making their cars a lot longer they must face paintball gun attacks and the all dreaded 3 point turn challenge. Will any of them stay in one piece?
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"what kind of paint thinner were you sniffing when you were designing this"
best jeremy quote ever
You have 69 likes. I mustn't
@@fredsigu6684 You will
My genius is, it's almost frightening
Still not very good
Oh no anyway
"It had a flaw."
*steering wheel comes off*
Casual thing
*2 flaws.*
It had two
lol
Lmao
I love how James is always the one who seems to have thought of everything but ends up making the most tragic mistake lmao
Your name is legendary 😂👌🏿🔥
@@bronxkitchen8753 How so?
**steering wheel comes off**
@@bronxkitchen8753 what
Yeah. James' car works in most cases without a very obvious and serious flaw, but part two is absolutely agonizing to watch...
I love how Jeremy’s plate has RMS on it. Because that car has a bigger turning circle than the Titanic
The Titanic's main turning circle was vertical though, so it does have that edge.
@@woroGaming holy fuck dude, too soon
@@Riskymango it was a joke you shitbird
@@woroGaming That is genius lmao
@@woroGaming So are you saying that the Titanic was secretly a rocket?
Nobody:
James May: *w e d d i n g v e g e t a b l e*
Lol
That's really the best part. 😂😂😂😂
@Twiddly Stosh
🍆🍒🍆🍒🍆🍒🍆🍈🍆🍈🍆🌽🍆🥑🥬🍆🧅🧅🍆🧄🧅🍆🥕🥦🥬🥥🍅🍆🍅🌶🥒🥑🥬🥝🥒🥬🥝🍅🌽🌶
I did the 1k like 😂
Wait you shooted at my gentlmen area
3:30 "Oh no, a pathetic roadblock!
*pathetic road block begins unloading every paint ball at mega panda*
Oh no, anyways
3:35 jj jamingson laughing
What to say when commies block the highway before you hit the gas
All of their reactions to the roadblock are funny in a way.
"...Hopefully I don't meet terrorists... Oh no! Terrorists!"
_James proceeds to bump the roadblock for some reason_
1:50 man that skewed look of the car always makes me laugh so hard
It looks like it's half a car, half a drawing
I fucking died. 😂
@@michalgalik9955 😂
It's as skewed as the Russian ruble value from January to April
*oh* *lawd* *he* *comin*
I love how James instinctively grabbed the first other round thing after steering wheel came off - the dashboard
Actually looked like he tried to grab at where the steering wheel used to be, then went for the dashboard upon realizing he was holding the steering wheel
im laughing so hard right now, i didn‘t notice this at first omgggg
5:30 James calling his 'Gentlemans area' 'Wedding vegetables' is the best thing ever
I cried laughing when he said it, oh God...
Read this after seeing the video of John Oliver marrying a cabbage 😂 I'm dead
I refer to my own as the wedding vegetables these days
Cool my gentlemens area are wedding vegetables
@@lokoiutfftty I shall now start
At 4:59 i think it is hilarious that when he pulls the steering wheel off, he tries to grab for the steering wheel.
XD
What’s this do -James may
oh my i twas dying jsut from that
mercedes new DAS system
Lol
“ i hope i don’t meet any terrorist”
“oh no terrorists”
It’s amazing James May managed to get the entire Sistine Chapel in his car.
“What kind of paint thinner were you sniffing when you though of this” lmao
“Lmao”? More like “Limo” [:
@@MrRadikalRad cringe
Voltage more like CARinge! Ya know... be... because they drive cars... ya... ha.
@@MrRadikalRad that was good lad
I thought paint thinner sniffing had no effect on adults. I was hooked to it in highschool but when I tried it again out of curiosity in my late twenties, it just gave me a buzz in my head without any of those pretty hallucinations I used to see as a kid.
"At this end it is a sauna."
"Does it work?"
"No!"
Yup it looks like it works but! It doesn't though 🤣
At the other end... it is... *the Sistine Chapel.*
Lol i died
Wow it’s almost as if we both watched the same video....
Hahaha
I love how they cut the car in the half and Jeremy was just like "oh this might be fun to drive" and takes it out for a drive when the ENTIRE back half is missing.
It's very foreshadowing.
7:53 I always laugh at the water cannon operators trying to drown Jeremy the moment he gets out of the Panda
"At this end, it is a sauna"
"Does it work ?"
"No"
Dude I can't stop laughing.
Ouch.
Oh my sides, thanks man
And then the steering wheel comes off lol wtf
In the Grand Tour he had a car with a working sauna inside ahah
and the other end was the sistine chapel 💀💀
7:53 I love how he actually got out of the car with a jack in his hand, as if he wanted to change the tire while being blasted by a water cannon 😂
😂
Ouch
Clock is still running!
@@frankwilliams4445 frank wtf man
@@vertsk8er419 Ouchie?
6:39 that look of realization seconds before the water hits is priceless
"NO, HANG ON, IT'S THE WATER PEOPLE-"
_[gets completely soaked]_
4:00
"Hope I don't meet any terrorists"
...
"OH NO, TERRORISTS!"
I laughed my head off when the steering wheel came off 😂😂😂😂😂
+Amos Amo i love how he's holding it in both hands it pops off he lefts go grabs the air where the wheel was then grabs the dash all while still holding the wheel in the other hand lol. Epic brain fart lol
+Amos Amo try to look up the full episode, there's a part in there where they have to test out each other's cars, thereś a moment where the wheel comes off where things go even more badly wrong.
Amos Amo lol 😂
we all did
yeah man so funny it was
one of the funniest episode ever
I don't get the humor at all. To me it's so dumb. Is it a British thing? I'm not being derogatory, I just think British humor is different
@@corey8420 :) Luckily we are (human beings) are not the same... something is funny for me, other things funny for you. This is good!
Corey I’m from Argentina, and think this is one of the best tv shows ever. The Top Gear that sucks it’s the US version.
Sorry not sorry
I love your mom son
Corey I’m from America and this is hilarious
6:22 “My sports limo was like a grey hound out of the track”
Like the race dog or the Public bus 😂
“Hope I don’t meet any terrorists. Oh No! Terrorists!” best line in any tv show ever
" The wedding vegetable"
I fell off my chair laughing when he said that
sod off.
Atharva Dhekne ???
NehemiahAnimations If you don't know, that's a trademark phrase that James May uses.
All these Indians in London. Even here in the comment section, sad really.
James May's car's alignment was off
So was Jeremy's car but that was ok. 🤣
THERE GOES ME ALIMENT BOYS
More of a crab than a car
Pretty easy to fix though, just need to straighten up in the back
Um No it wasn't actually because both ends had steering so what his car was actually doing is what's commonly known as crabbing
3:16 he's in a convertible 😂😂
Huge props to the people who not only made those things functional, but decorated them too. I can't imagine the amount of work.
"...because at this end it is a sauna!"
"Does it work?"
"No!"
checks out for sweden.
The enthusiasm in that No! Makes it so much better
@@kauhanen44 sauna is finnish
@@merjakukkola2117 it does not work because its swedish...
@@Kissalege top roast
"Convertible... Not the best idea for a limousine."
Yeah... Even JFK could tell you that.
Ouch :-)
@@Lavaman3682 Too soon?
@@laxxla Well, he's not wrong
Good one
#ImDead
4:12 I have kennedy assasination flashback
2:43 it has a fountain lmao
At the front! It's a sensible Saad!
At the front! It's a sporty and stylish Alfa Romeo 😂😂
cool
*Saab
He called it Salfa Romeoaab
What kind of paint thinners were you on when you came up with the idea? - JC
It should be called the Alfaab or the Sameo Alfaab
i love how brits talk. you aimed at my gentleman's area
kay E
I lost it at the `wedding vegetable'.
The rules said: Hit on the car, not the wedding vegetable.
Two words James may
"The wedding bells" he later calls them :-D
0:42
Anakin: We lost something
Obi Wan: Not to worry we are still driving half a car
4:16 just the sound of the hit like that and the "Ahh" killed me from laughing🤣🤣
4:42 most funniest thing ever. "It had a flaw" gets shot 30 times in his body. 😂
"In fact, it had 2 flaws" stirring wheel comes off and trying to steer with ghost wheel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Ah the wheel, oh fuck
The car: "Aight imma head out"
"the rules say the amount of hits on the car, not the wedding vegetable" 😂 Oh james, james
The rules also said to do a j-turn. James should have been disqualified.
@@MikeDCWeld Honestly, it became more of a painful penalty with those paintballs.
@@MechaTailsMK2 Especially with Jezza trying to shoot at his junk
I love how he came out of his panda with a jack in hand, like he intended to change the tire right there
I remember being 7 and watching this episode with my brother. The one and most memorable episode from Top Gear that I remember watching years ago.
Top gear on a sunday night after a few glasses of red watching these three, literally was as funny as it gets. I was in tears each week - absolute gold this
Cheers mate
@@jerryrams4137 why cheers
@@poriccrompton are you dumb
Good times
Miss it
Me, used to lies and deception : Thumbnail is clickbait.
The old TG team : *No, this is brilliant.*
Ouch
TheSoulEater121 bro are you ok? Need someone to talk to?
I’m so confused about what happened to this chat
@@samurailobster6561 So I am
1 month later Science and Psychology still can't solve this mistery in the reply section.
Jeremy's entrance of his limo can never fail to make me laugh
This episode is just line after line of quotable gold, absolutely classic, Top Gear at its utter best
5:28 "Rules said hits on the car, not on the WEDDING VEGETABLES" xD
Notice how James May's Alfa Saab is crabbing slightly when it makes its appearance at 1:50
what is the song name _
@@xhaoss Really? You don't know the Knight Rider Theme?
@@xhaosseven I know what the Knight Rider theme is I have even seen the show and I am from 2004
saalfa romaab
@@MattAutoMotive 2 years behind from 2006
Clarkson's limo is Dimmadome-tier length. Like straight up that gag in cartoons where the limo keeps speeding past the red carpet for what feels like forever before finally stopping, that's what he's gone and built.
5:50 "Watch this"
Proceeds to remove the back of another car from existence. I've been laughing at this scene for almost 2 minutes.
It's the smug and confident way he says it, followed by the fuck up just a second later 🤣
5:50 "Watch this! **crash**"
laughed so hard at that. and James's steering wheel.
Ouch
5:50
May : Watch this !
*proceeds to crash his Salfaromeaab into the car in front*
It's great these guys have been working together for decades. They are still so much fun to watch.
6:42 why is that so damn satisfying
I think Jeremy is compensating for something...
The lack of a brain lol 😂
Is it a small penis?
Ben that’s what she said
Cake64 time goes fast bro
Ouch
I love that Jeremy tries to get out and change the tire while they're still spraying him with the water cannon.
1:31
All Americans in a 30 ford f-150 radius: LoOkS pReTtY cOmMuNiSt To mE
Meh, the silver star's good. It's the red star we're not exactly fond of
„I hope there are no terrorists here. oh no! terrorists!“ killed me💀💀
top gear top tip
rent chainsaw, £35 a day, someone you don't like very much...cut their car in half.
yeah i'll get right on that
thanks for the advice jezza
Cassandra Vindicta still in jail? :v
Cassandra Vindicta still divorced?
Crazy
Funny looking chainsaw 😂
I just sawed this car in half!
Now that's a lot of damage!
I am late to the game, but the British Top Gear is really good entertainment.
Make sure you check out TopGear website as well, there are some videos which their TH-cam channel doesn't have. Just make sure you have adblocker installed :)
jeffery clark how the hell are you verified with 10 subscribers?? What?
@@potato1341 thats what i was thinking
@@potato1341 He might be working for google.
OllySza is that a thing??
The thumbnail is the funniest thing ever, when I see it I can only imagine Jeremy inside of that limousine
5:51 made me spray my tea everywhere
1:53 nice, knight rider theme
your childhood was awesome if youve watched all the episodes of it
@@salty_kr every episode when i was 5 until 12
@@salty_kr literally grew up in this stuff
2:38 Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
The funniest thing about James’ j-turn fiasco is he had the most manoeuvrable car of the lot, it was slower getting out.
I also like to imagine Jezza laughing his ass off as he watches the incredulous scene of James seemingly driving straight off the track
Brilliant sequence. Unbeatable top gear !!!. We miss you so much!!
Is this recommended to everyone just today??
Almost
@X32_22A same
Same, used to love watching this show with these three. 😂🤣
Umm yeah lol
Yeah
5:12 Gentleman's area LoL
James trying to steer after his wheel came off made me fall out of my chair. 😂
In Australia the RMS plate will be seen in a different way
Can you explain why RMS is different in Australia and where I can find source/links for this one?
@@hartonosutrisno5452 look up Roads and Maritime Services of New South Wales.
Yeah, upside down.
Goodnight sista!
6:31 “it’s the stinger first,OH NO ITS THE WATE- spshshshshshshshshs” 🤣
The Knight Rider theme when James came in is just perfect
Man!!!, I thought I have seen craziness but these guys just surpassed that.
Classic Top Gear, it can't be beaten.
0:53 I didn’t even realise Hammond accidentally popped the bonnet open lmaooo
The MGF's engine was at the back.
I didn't notice that!
the lever to open the front of the mgf is in the back so I'm not sure how that happened anyway.
I think it's because the car buckled a bit when he braked lol
4:59 back when James may predicted the DAS system from Mercedes F1
Ouch
5:48
Jeremy: James was feeling confident
James: Watch this
Crashes into car in front
The sauna has to be on every car! Well done James! (one of the most hilarious episodes of the top gear with these 3 geniuses)
1:50 my off centered everything getting out of bed.
I love how the second challenge had an obstacle designed for each vehicle.
The tight parking space to drive out is for James's Salfa-romeab after the steering wheel came off.
The water cannon for Hammonds convertible MG
The tight corners and the stinger for Clarksons stupidly long Panda
Brilliant.
That first side on view of the panda,,,,those porthole windows really made it look like a canal boat was passing 😂
And James dragging the back end along against it’s will. 😂
James: "Watch this!"
*Proceed to crashing*
2:31 Does it Work? No! LOL!
2:17
"What kind of paint thinner were you sniffing when you thought of this?"
If I'm not mistaken, I believe the last scene when Jeremy was attacked by the water canon, he was taking a lift and trying to change the tire that got punctured. The dedication!
Richard Hammond is DaBaby 6:47
Less go
3:54 they shoot a paintball THROUGH a plastic window at Jeremy
0:44 Not to worry! We’re still flying half a ship!
4:18 bro got thr JFK treatment
1:25 And that's how titanic sailed onto a race track
2:08 at the front and then at the front.
Lol
Jeremy presents to you Britain's longest limousine at 1:09 😳
“ At the front, it’s a stylish and sensible Saab 9000. and at the front, you have a sporty and stylish Alfa Romeo.” Best James may quote
0:55 it's not a car, it's a CaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaR
MG MGL
The wheel still hurts my sides laughing. We would all do the same if the wheel come off in our hands.
At 7:54 the water cannon operator must have died and went to heaven with that target.
Ouch
Definitely one of my favourite episodes
May grabbing for the dash when his wheel came off was hilarious 😂
0:42. I think I'm gonna do that some time, buy a cheap ass car, cut it in half and drive it just for the lulz.
And still get better MPG than a Veyron.
I did that in a VW bettle, the problem is... After i cut it in half, turn the key, i remember it was RWD and Rear Engine
brunoraoni Oops xD
or buy jdm fwd car halfcut and drive it
His face lul
7:43 Me, before the exam
7:50 During the exam
7:56 Getting my grades
Ouch
The rules said 'hits on the car, not hits on the wedding vegetable'! 5:22
By far the funniest video on TH-cam. Nothing comes even closer.
Nobody:
Top Gear: Lets build some limousines and do J-turns with them