"You see child, this hospital is actually a set. Actually, your school is a set. Our house is a set. You aren't even a child, you're an adult who we've brainwashed and put in this Truman Show-esque situation to teach you a lesson about lying. I'm sure you're grateful for this important wisdom."
My favorite growing trend with Dhar Mann videos is kids being bad then getting punished by flat out sadistic adults. First it was the roblox video where the “good” kid get his brother’s birthday money on top of allowance, and now it’s the mom wasting valuable time and resources in the middle of a pandemic then pulling in other doctors and a teacher out of their busy underpaid jobs. Just to teach one little shit a lesson.
Obviously the way to teach kids important life lessons is to scar them, causing them to associate the action with the trauma, thus preventing them from doing it again for fear of a panic attack. It's called tough love! GEEZ! People these days are soooo fragile!
I was born with twisted femurs, resulting in an out-toe. Kind of like a duck's stance. This makes it VERY easy for me to feign injury, because even my natural gait looks uncomfortable. If I push it, I can twist both my feet backwards, a little beyond 180º. My high-school aerobics teacher was squeamish of this. So if I rotated my leg just enough to look wrong, and grimaced a lot, she would make me sit out the period. Skipped easily half a year's worth of classes this way, and still earned a decent grade. Later on, I discovered my gait looked even worse if I tried to hide my out-toe, and kept my feet facing forward. It makes my legs look fractured, since my knees point inwards instead of straight, making me move off-kilter. During an October zombie walk event, I used this technique, and won the best female zombie prize for two years running. I was a Silent Hill nurse. ^_^ So anyway, I would probably have a pretty lucrative career in insurance scamming, if I ever decided to go down that dark path.
@@justjack1352 It's never hurts to twist them backwards like that, it's still my go-to bar trick. But I'm pushing my mid-thirties now, and a lifetime of having an out-toe gave me flat feet. Since I mainly walk on the outside of my foot. So I do have daily foot pain, but not as a result of doing my backwards walk, nor any joint pain from twisting them. I could walk like that all day if I wanted to. Also, sorry for all the edits, it's a bad habit I need to work on.
Should I tell my student that lying about allergies is dangerous and isn't a joke or should I traumatize him with a sick prank that wastes everyone's time and money.....decisions decisions...
I'm in cosmetology school and people on the floor refuse to give children a haircut if they think it'll be too traumatic. Seeing adults go to this length to get a point across is kind of unnerving. It's really punching down. Like imagine if Cool Cat beat up the fat bully.
Yeah, plus the fact that the mother is such a psychopathic sadist that she will even punish the little kid even when he was pranked and scared enough with the syringe set up. Just because he didn't want to take a test, that deserves to put the kid through things that made him realise what his mom is capable of if he makes mistakes.
I think the reason Dhar Mann videos are like this is it's satisfying to see the Big Bad Person "get what's coming to them" when really the "justice" shown isn't really going to solve anything except traumatize the person, especially in this instance. There isn't any actual regard for the wellbeing of the Bad Person, they need to be punished in some over the top way for their (minor) transgression I'm reminded vaguely of a case where some people felt their child was too trusting of strangers and arranged a fake kidnapping with the child's aunt and tied him up in the basement for a few hours with the justification it was to teach him a lesson, obviously the morality of this Dhar Mann video is somewhat different to that but *it's there*
@@lowpolyzoe I'll never understand these types of "solutions" Like that too trusting kid, didn't that aunt realise that it's gonna make things worse, like making the kid afraid and paranoid that walking the streets any time of the day will get him jacked and that he won't trust his family anymore? What if next time he'll actually be kidnapped and he won't take it seriously, thinking that it's a prank by his family?
I’ll be honest, I was a little worried the twist was gonna be that the kid would actually die from eating peanuts and everybody would just let him die because they think he’s lying again. Like a Boy Who Cried Wolf kinda deal. That probably wouldn’t have been much better than what we actually got.
“No, no, I’m feeling better now I insist!” Doctor: “ooooh no we can’t take any chances!” *enters room with the device used on Butters when he thought Cartman was a ghost*
And send a bunch of negative comments to content creators that dare present Dhar Mann in any other light than holy. Seriously, the comments on that video after the Dhar Mann Hater video were riddled with prepubescence
Imagine being sent to the hospital for some medical emergency just to find out you'd have to wait to get a bed because the staff wanted to prank some random kid.
This prank probably would of cost the mom thousands in hospital bills. Even if he's fine you still gotta pay. Bankrupting yourself to teach your gremlin a lesson
They kinda failed the boy who cried wolf theme, the consequence of the video only applies to you if you suck at faking sick. Even if its not common for kids to be good liars, the consequences of successfully lying to often are worse than getting caught lying.
How did the teacher see into the future and know the next lie the kid would tell was a fake allergy in order to set all this up ahead of time? Did he give the other kid the peanut bar and everything? How deep does this 4D chess game go? Also I hope nobody was dying of covid while the entire staff of this hospital decided to spend the day playing an epic prank on a child.
I actually can't believe how many Dhar Mann videos are self referential, and never in a playful or joking way, always just "Yeah Dhar Mann sure is a genius, his videos are brilliant and make the world a better place," like how do you watch someone with that much of an ego unironically and not feel sick to your stomach?
Kids that don't care about school don't fake an allergic reaction twice to get out of taking a quiz. They just take the quiz, fail like they expected to, and move on with their life.
friendly reminder that in real life an epi-pen does not stop anaphylactic completely. It gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital and get proper treatment for your reaction.
I mean sort of. You should still go to the hospital if you go into anaphylaxis because your epi-pen does stop the attack but you always have a chance to relapse once the effects wear off. The longer you go without using epinephrine while in an episode the more likely you are to relapse.
As a teacher I can solve this by: A: Asking his mother if he has a peanut allergy to deduce if he is lying. B: Waste the time and resources of a fucking hospital and place a permanent mistrust of hospitals in a child's mind. Gamer, what would you do?
I don't get it, the entire end segment feels utterly deranged. Does Dhar Mann get his rocks off to making fake children suffer? Not only did they put on a giant show to make him suffer, but made he adults seem to take utter joy in telling the child he was in "BIG trouble" and do a little dance telling him he had an exam to take. Like, Christ. Sit the kid down and talk to him like a human being
I can't believe how many twisted adults are in these videos. A mom and this random doctor literally manipulated a kid into thinking they were going to operate him. That's already terrifying enough as an adult but imagine what that would feel like as a small child. And all that just to teach him that lying is bad??? I seriously hope Dhar Mann is just using these videos as some kind of outlet and doesn't actually employ these tactics on his real kid 😑
God this guy is so fucked up. Like this is kind of people that Batmam, The Teen Titans, and most especially Rorshach would go hunting for. Rorshach would really have a problem with what Dhar Mann is doing. He KILLED the first child abuser he saw. I'm not saying that I want to happen to Dhar Mann btw.
I like how the acting in Dhar Mann's videos is so bad, that the in-character fake acting is about on par with the actual acting. It actually left me confused as to whether or not the kid was actually choking...
So did they take him to a hospital and waste valuable time and resources? Or because they had the fake siren and retractable syringe, did they set up like a hospital set and get actors and props all to teach him a lesson?
Ussually the "instantly regrets it" comes in the form of direct consequences from their actions or getting shown wrong, not ussually a bunch of adults conspiring to terrorize a child for a pretty minor offense that honestly should have been caught right away
I feel like if your mother is willing to arrange this and all the adults in your life go along with it this would be only one of many traumatic incidents
Was I the only person who’d actually injure themselves to get out of PE? Like, I didn’t want to get caught faking it, so I just…wouldn’t fake it. I’d intentionally leave my shoe untied, make myself forget that it’s untied, and I would actually fall down and scrape my knee, to make my performance convincing. I knew I wasn’t a good enough actor to just fake it.
This is the first Dhar Mann video that actually made me angry. The adults were straight up sadistic (they knew he was lying at the nurse's office and could have ended it there by just telling him "Hey, lying about medical issues is not good," but instead they brought him to the hospital and were threatening him with sedation and then injected an empty syringe into him, which is really not healthy as it injects air into your bloodstream) and are portrayed as the ones doing the right thing. Sick fucks
Just look at 12:12. Every frame truly is a painting. Also what kind of psychopath starts a phone call to a parent with "it seems he's having trouble breathing"?
Wait, so they just have a mock up of a hospital room at the hospital for just this reason, and then like 5 doctors and nurses take time of from saving peoples lives to teach this kid a lesson? That would explain why the hospital room looks so shit, but still.
To finish Adam and his rap "Mr Mathers the fun and games are over, and just for that stunt I'm gonna give you extra home work" "but what about after school detention?" "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'm gonna let him"
Just for the p-ed teacher's credit, I faked for 5 years that I was on my period EVERY WEEK so I didn't have to play, so yeah... teachers are clueless sometimes
For once I’m gonna defend Dhar Mann. If that kid was wearing AirPods at the beginning of the video we wouldn’t be able to tell he was listening to music, it’d just look like he was shimmying for no reason. A good director is supposed to make action clear and readable, and even though Dhar Mann is an awful director, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, and assume he knows the bare minimum of what a good director is supposed to do.
Sure hope there was no one dying or in need of urgent medical care while some of this hospital's staff was helping this woman pull a ridiculously convoluted prank on her idiot son. And again, the other son gets no punishment for doing nothing to stop his brother from telling all these lies SMH Prediction for the title of the next Mikey video: Mom Ships Disobedient Son to Boot Camp, Instantly Regrets It
The only thing I can’t believe is that they got these people to act in this. This is like something that should be on Wheel of the Worst that was made in the 80’s and 90’s. But, when the nurse shows up her acting makes it feel like an episode of Tim & Eric's Bedtime Stories.
The smug snake nature of saying that the troublemaker is the only one not watching Dhar Mann videos is so slimy. He may as well say, "Hey Dhar Mann fam! I'm the best person alive and you can be too if you watch my videos and if you don't listen to me, you're the worst!" It's so egotistical.
The funny thing is, Mikey has been shown to be a big Dhar Mann fanjam in past videos with these exact same characters. I guess Dhar Mann realized that implying that his videos don't actually do anything to make the world a better place wasn't a very good look
I feel like the teachers couldn’t call the kid out on faking his allergy/injury, on the off chance it was real and his parents could go after the school for shitloads of money.
Someone needs to make a compilation of dhar mann skits that involves gaslighting a character to inflict a lesson upon them. Instant 10M subscribers right there
If his mom was committed to his punishment they would pump him with anesthetics and let him overhear them talk about how he’ll be in a coma he can never recover from.
It's not complicated, they just can only work for around 4 hours a day as long as they are still going to school or being tutored on location. Given Dharman's setup he probably just films school/hospital scenes after school and exteriors on weekends.
"When you keep lying, people will stop believing you after awhile" I mean, I get it, 'the boy who cried wolf' but what if this kid was actually dying, even if he was a liar, what then? Would they just fake all of this because they didn't believe him? Also, I get they hire the same kid actor to play the bad kid over and over again, but if they really want to prevent this kid from growing up to be a dictator and give him a bright future, maybe they should actually stop wasting their time punishing a kid and put in the effort to help him through school
Yeah! We gave a kid psychological damage in order to teach him a lesson, and now whenever he's feeling sick or is injured he'll never tell anyone if fears that everyone thinks he's faking.
When I watched the original video, I thought the kid was actually choking. His brother did bring up the boy who cried wolf, which ends with there being an actual wolf and no one believing him. Maybe that Dhar Mann's original idea, but thought it wouldn't be suitable for his audience? Not saying he had to have the kid die, but something like him actually choking and no one believing him at first, only to be saved at the last minute would've been decent ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher! You can't reach me, my mom can't neither. You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause. I watch TV and Comcast cable.
Don't most peanut related allergies require a pen or some form of medicine?? And also are most allergic reaction that involve peanuts or any kind of nuts super life threatening?? It not just a "ow my tummy hurts" it's life or death
I guess the majority of allergic reactions to nuts can be life threatening, I know my school freaked out when I said my throat itched after I ate cashews. But it didn't make it hard for me to breathe or anything, I also think most schools will give you crap for eating anything with peanut butter on it if they don't have a nut-free table.
Did the teacher really just leave a class alone? Then have a doctor and multiple nurses get in on a thing to teach this kid a lesson? These people have way too much time on their hands. Especially the doctor and nurses.
STOP TURNING MY COMMENTS OFF, TH-cam
They do it to my videos too
no.
if you set the video as 'kid friendly' or whatever, comments are turned off automatically.
@@Idanuboy I didn't set them to kid friendly. I have an option on my channel that defaults video to not be for kids.
You really should be a writer. You have a Nostrodomous level of intuition.
"You see child, this hospital is actually a set. Actually, your school is a set. Our house is a set. You aren't even a child, you're an adult who we've brainwashed and put in this Truman Show-esque situation to teach you a lesson about lying. I'm sure you're grateful for this important wisdom."
I love how even though he’s being a dumb baby, he’s still smart enough to know an ambulance is financial ruin in our country
I like to imagine he does the peanut excuse daily and gets injected with lethal amounts of adrenaline
Child becomes ADRENALINE JUNKIE. INSTANTLY ENJOYS IT.
@@TheWaverunners this is the prequel to the Crank films, Mikey grows up to be Statham.
My favorite growing trend with Dhar Mann videos is kids being bad then getting punished by flat out sadistic adults. First it was the roblox video where the “good” kid get his brother’s birthday money on top of allowance, and now it’s the mom wasting valuable time and resources in the middle of a pandemic then pulling in other doctors and a teacher out of their busy underpaid jobs. Just to teach one little shit a lesson.
You gotta love a good Jigsaw Mom
Obviously the way to teach kids important life lessons is to scar them, causing them to associate the action with the trauma, thus preventing them from doing it again for fear of a panic attack. It's called tough love! GEEZ! People these days are soooo fragile!
@@ElectricBarrier AKA, the John Rosemond school of parenting.
I was born with twisted femurs, resulting in an out-toe. Kind of like a duck's stance. This makes it VERY easy for me to feign injury, because even my natural gait looks uncomfortable. If I push it, I can twist both my feet backwards, a little beyond 180º. My high-school aerobics teacher was squeamish of this. So if I rotated my leg just enough to look wrong, and grimaced a lot, she would make me sit out the period. Skipped easily half a year's worth of classes this way, and still earned a decent grade.
Later on, I discovered my gait looked even worse if I tried to hide my out-toe, and kept my feet facing forward. It makes my legs look fractured, since my knees point inwards instead of straight, making me move off-kilter. During an October zombie walk event, I used this technique, and won the best female zombie prize for two years running. I was a Silent Hill nurse. ^_^
So anyway, I would probably have a pretty lucrative career in insurance scamming, if I ever decided to go down that dark path.
Does it actually feel uncomfortable to walk like that or is it relatively painless?
@@justjack1352 It's never hurts to twist them backwards like that, it's still my go-to bar trick. But I'm pushing my mid-thirties now, and a lifetime of having an out-toe gave me flat feet. Since I mainly walk on the outside of my foot. So I do have daily foot pain, but not as a result of doing my backwards walk, nor any joint pain from twisting them. I could walk like that all day if I wanted to. Also, sorry for all the edits, it's a bad habit I need to work on.
Wow that's a really unqiue thing. Thanks for sharing your story
YOOO, SAME BUT FEMURS TWISTED IN. PEOPLE FREAK OUT WHEN I POINT MY FEET IN AND THEY MAKE A HORIZONTAL LINE
Shit I need to see this you should make a video about it
Should I tell my student that lying about allergies is dangerous and isn't a joke or should I traumatize him with a sick prank that wastes everyone's time and money.....decisions decisions...
This isn’t even the first time DM has done this plot. (Look at the Roblox video…) Dhar Mann has to be a sociopath
@@LukeLikesToDraw oh I remember, lol. That was on a smaller scale but still psychotic to do to a kid.
@@LukeLikesToDraw Seriously. That video was one step away from becoming a Black Mirror episode with how dark it could’ve been.
@@comixproviderftw_02 If that was the case, it would’ve somehow ended with him being put into a Roblox game where has to relive that day forever.
YES TELL HIM! Please! Anything but the prank!
That tired and defeated woohoo from the teacher is one of the most realistic things I've seen in any of the Dharr Mann videos in the past year
Yeah I don't know why Adum had a problem with it, that was perfectly delivered. It was perfect teacher energy
fr that and the "booyah" were such good teacher mannerisms
Kid: lies
Parents: lets fucking *traumatize him*
I'm in cosmetology school and people on the floor refuse to give children a haircut if they think it'll be too traumatic. Seeing adults go to this length to get a point across is kind of unnerving. It's really punching down. Like imagine if Cool Cat beat up the fat bully.
Even Superman would be kinda pissed at this.
Yeah, plus the fact that the mother is such a psychopathic sadist that she will even punish the little kid even when he was pranked and scared enough with the syringe set up. Just because he didn't want to take a test, that deserves to put the kid through things that made him realise what his mom is capable of if he makes mistakes.
I think the reason Dhar Mann videos are like this is it's satisfying to see the Big Bad Person "get what's coming to them" when really the "justice" shown isn't really going to solve anything except traumatize the person, especially in this instance. There isn't any actual regard for the wellbeing of the Bad Person, they need to be punished in some over the top way for their (minor) transgression
I'm reminded vaguely of a case where some people felt their child was too trusting of strangers and arranged a fake kidnapping with the child's aunt and tied him up in the basement for a few hours with the justification it was to teach him a lesson, obviously the morality of this Dhar Mann video is somewhat different to that but *it's there*
@@lowpolyzoe I'll never understand these types of "solutions"
Like that too trusting kid, didn't that aunt realise that it's gonna make things worse, like making the kid afraid and paranoid that walking the streets any time of the day will get him jacked and that he won't trust his family anymore?
What if next time he'll actually be kidnapped and he won't take it seriously, thinking that it's a prank by his family?
I love that the teacher just ditched all the kids to take an exam unsupervised. They're all gonna cheat.
No way. They watch Dhar Mann videos!
Nah they watch darman accordingto teachers, their perfect angels
Five people died of COVID while the hospital staff was putting on a show for Mikey.
Five people died of COVID while Dhar Man was filming his TH-cam video at the hospital
This is DeSantis' America
I’ll be honest, I was a little worried the twist was gonna be that the kid would actually die from eating peanuts and everybody would just let him die because they think he’s lying again. Like a Boy Who Cried Wolf kinda deal.
That probably wouldn’t have been much better than what we actually got.
A person dying on that video would make it legitimately good.
@@fodv93 it would make more sense why the title isn't "lives to regret it"
He won't live to regret that one.
@@emissaryofcharybdis105 Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're *taking lives*
“No, no, I’m feeling better now I insist!”
Doctor: “ooooh no we can’t take any chances!”
*enters room with the device used on Butters when he thought Cartman was a ghost*
I’d love to use that machine
LULULU LULULU LULULU!!!!!!!
OH HAMBURGERS!
"The kids learn a lot from Dhar Mann"
Like how to send hate mail to actors because they can't differentiate fantasy and reality...?
And send a bunch of negative comments to content creators that dare present Dhar Mann in any other light than holy. Seriously, the comments on that video after the Dhar Mann Hater video were riddled with prepubescence
@@grunkleg.2934 i know this was 11 months ago but which video was it?
Imagine being sent to the hospital for some medical emergency just to find out you'd have to wait to get a bed because the staff wanted to prank some random kid.
This prank probably would of cost the mom thousands in hospital bills. Even if he's fine you still gotta pay.
Bankrupting yourself to teach your gremlin a lesson
Sigma grindset
holy shit, this has been the biggest waste of hospital resources and taxpayer funding
They kinda failed the boy who cried wolf theme, the consequence of the video only applies to you if you suck at faking sick. Even if its not common for kids to be good liars, the consequences of successfully lying to often are worse than getting caught lying.
How did the teacher see into the future and know the next lie the kid would tell was a fake allergy in order to set all this up ahead of time? Did he give the other kid the peanut bar and everything? How deep does this 4D chess game go?
Also I hope nobody was dying of covid while the entire staff of this hospital decided to spend the day playing an epic prank on a child.
He already faked allergies the first time
I actually can't believe how many Dhar Mann videos are self referential, and never in a playful or joking way, always just "Yeah Dhar Mann sure is a genius, his videos are brilliant and make the world a better place," like how do you watch someone with that much of an ego unironically and not feel sick to your stomach?
"Good news, Mikey! A judge has ruled you must take ivermectin!"
Kids that don't care about school don't fake an allergic reaction twice to get out of taking a quiz. They just take the quiz, fail like they expected to, and move on with their life.
I find it hard to believe that the staff wouldn't escort him to the nurse's office, especially with a possible allergic reaction.
Child: mom, how did you know i was faking having an allergy?
Mom: bitch I'm your mom and a nurse
Dhar Mann writing in his own compliments for actors to read is Lady in the Water M.Night levels of ego. So much cringe!
And he does this so often, even a few vids of him being the focus
@@Rurike thats sad lmao
@@hunchochristian233 probably about as bad as his frequent closer which is "were not just making videos, were changing lives!"
friendly reminder that in real life an epi-pen does not stop anaphylactic completely. It gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital and get proper treatment for your reaction.
I mean sort of. You should still go to the hospital if you go into anaphylaxis because your epi-pen does stop the attack but you always have a chance to relapse once the effects wear off. The longer you go without using epinephrine while in an episode the more likely you are to relapse.
As a teacher I can solve this by:
A: Asking his mother if he has a peanut allergy to deduce if he is lying.
B: Waste the time and resources of a fucking hospital and place a permanent mistrust of hospitals in a child's mind.
Gamer, what would you do?
How is this kid not in military school at this point
Or hunted by the FBI?
(That's a joke of you could not tell.)
(Which I assume you have.)
I don't get it, the entire end segment feels utterly deranged. Does Dhar Mann get his rocks off to making fake children suffer? Not only did they put on a giant show to make him suffer, but made he adults seem to take utter joy in telling the child he was in "BIG trouble" and do a little dance telling him he had an exam to take. Like, Christ. Sit the kid down and talk to him like a human being
I can't believe how many twisted adults are in these videos. A mom and this random doctor literally manipulated a kid into thinking they were going to operate him. That's already terrifying enough as an adult but imagine what that would feel like as a small child. And all that just to teach him that lying is bad??? I seriously hope Dhar Mann is just using these videos as some kind of outlet and doesn't actually employ these tactics on his real kid 😑
God this guy is so fucked up.
Like this is kind of people that Batmam, The Teen Titans, and most especially Rorshach would go hunting for. Rorshach would really have a problem with what Dhar Mann is doing. He KILLED the first child abuser he saw.
I'm not saying that I want to happen to Dhar Mann btw.
@@Dinosaurianationazation Dude, I could totally see Dhar Mann as some sort of twisted Batman Villain.
Make it happen, people!
I don’t think Dhar Mann knows how allergies work.
And why is the kid so shocked his mom knew he was lying?? Wouldn’t he KNOW she knows he doesn’t have an allergy?
@@finnsword8286 She also is supposed to be a nurse like wtf
He doesn’t know how anything works. He clearly lived a very sheltered and coddled life
@@rexventura4603 wasn't he the same kid that made fun of the autistic kid in that one dhar mann video? I think this is just a special ed class
Also being real that scenario could still traumatise a kid, most people would just ground their child lol.
Doctor: “We have a level SIX anaphylactic shock… he’s going to turn into a zombie.”
I like how the acting in Dhar Mann's videos is so bad, that the in-character fake acting is about on par with the actual acting. It actually left me confused as to whether or not the kid was actually choking...
So did they take him to a hospital and waste valuable time and resources? Or because they had the fake siren and retractable syringe, did they set up like a hospital set and get actors and props all to teach him a lesson?
I love Adum can just drop a verse from brain damage like he's got the whole thing in memory.
i have never in my life had a gym teacher run with the class.
Ussually the "instantly regrets it" comes in the form of direct consequences from their actions or getting shown wrong, not ussually a bunch of adults conspiring to terrorize a child for a pretty minor offense that honestly should have been caught right away
this kid just got himself some free CPTSD and alife time of psychological scarring.
I feel like if your mother is willing to arrange this and all the adults in your life go along with it this would be only one of many traumatic incidents
@@lowpolyzoe fuck me I didn’t think of that but you’re right.
YMS Highlights is the only vector through which I will consume Dhar Mann content
I mean the others are good too but alright
"HAHAHA People are dying while we're wasting time with this bullshit prank HAHAHA"
Make the child pay for all the expenses, I think it's only fair.
Ah yes, lets waste a working doctor and multiple nurses' time and take up a room and a bed just to teach a brat a lesson that sounds like a good idea.
can Dhar please stop being so prideful and self-loving?
The marks of a lol cow.
@@motherfreya2840 next Chris-Chan in the making
Was I the only person who’d actually injure themselves to get out of PE? Like, I didn’t want to get caught faking it, so I just…wouldn’t fake it. I’d intentionally leave my shoe untied, make myself forget that it’s untied, and I would actually fall down and scrape my knee, to make my performance convincing. I knew I wasn’t a good enough actor to just fake it.
That's some dedication. Respect.
Damn PE was that bad for you?
@@vatonage1599 I did it once because I was feeling like a lazy shit. Needless to say, I never did it again.
Who watched the class as the teacher left for apparently an entire day? He can’t just leave a classroom full of kids unattended.
This is the first Dhar Mann video that actually made me angry. The adults were straight up sadistic (they knew he was lying at the nurse's office and could have ended it there by just telling him "Hey, lying about medical issues is not good," but instead they brought him to the hospital and were threatening him with sedation and then injected an empty syringe into him, which is really not healthy as it injects air into your bloodstream) and are portrayed as the ones doing the right thing. Sick fucks
7:59 It’s like when Willem Dafoe walks with a limp throughout The Lighthouse then later he dances using that leg
Dhar Mann read the Frogdad greentexts and thought "Wow! That's really good parenting!"
Just look at 12:12. Every frame truly is a painting.
Also what kind of psychopath starts a phone call to a parent with "it seems he's having trouble breathing"?
Wait, so they just have a mock up of a hospital room at the hospital for just this reason, and then like 5 doctors and nurses take time of from saving peoples lives to teach this kid a lesson?
That would explain why the hospital room looks so shit, but still.
To finish Adam and his rap
"Mr Mathers the fun and games are over, and just for that stunt I'm gonna give you extra home work" "but what about after school detention?" "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'm gonna let him"
holy shit this is even more sadistic than the roblox mom, i never even thought that was possible. goddamn.
Just for the p-ed teacher's credit, I faked for 5 years that I was on my period EVERY WEEK so I didn't have to play, so yeah... teachers are clueless sometimes
8:55 - best accidental foley ever
For once I’m gonna defend Dhar Mann. If that kid was wearing AirPods at the beginning of the video we wouldn’t be able to tell he was listening to music, it’d just look like he was shimmying for no reason.
A good director is supposed to make action clear and readable, and even though Dhar Mann is an awful director, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, and assume he knows the bare minimum of what a good director is supposed to do.
You're funny if you think Dhar Mann has anything to do with these videos other than being the owner/biggest profiteer.
@@emissaryofcharybdis105 He has both a writing and idea credit under almost all of his videos. Maybe there's a ghost writer somewhere in all of this
@@grunkleg.2934 I am extraordinarily skeptical of anything Dhar Mann related - especially of that.
@@emissaryofcharybdis105 Yeah, it probably was naive to assume that
@@dylanmcartoonell1536 but fitting that the ONE positive thing in direction probably had nothing to do with him
Sure hope there was no one dying or in need of urgent medical care while some of this hospital's staff was helping this woman pull a ridiculously convoluted prank on her idiot son. And again, the other son gets no punishment for doing nothing to stop his brother from telling all these lies SMH
Prediction for the title of the next Mikey video: Mom Ships Disobedient Son to Boot Camp, Instantly Regrets It
What kid wouldn't want to ride in an ambulance? It's not like they're aware of the costs.
The only thing I can’t believe is that they got these people to act in this.
This is like something that should be on Wheel of the Worst that was made in the 80’s and 90’s. But, when the nurse shows up her acting makes it feel like an episode of Tim & Eric's Bedtime Stories.
So not only did they traumatize this child but they also punish him after the fact. They must be trying to groom him into a super villain
"Isn't your mom a nurse? I'll call her what's her number?"
Yeah call the kids mom out to fix his sprained ankle, good thinking
I love how you're basically forced to say "wholesome 100 Big Chungus" every month lmao
The smug snake nature of saying that the troublemaker is the only one not watching Dhar Mann videos is so slimy. He may as well say, "Hey Dhar Mann fam! I'm the best person alive and you can be too if you watch my videos and if you don't listen to me, you're the worst!"
It's so egotistical.
Did you know most inmates have never watched a fam jam or ordered some merch from him? Pretty sure that proves it.
The funny thing is, Mikey has been shown to be a big Dhar Mann fanjam in past videos with these exact same characters. I guess Dhar Mann realized that implying that his videos don't actually do anything to make the world a better place wasn't a very good look
More like Dhar Trash
Dhar Mann is a snakeoil salesman
I like the effort this kid put in to get out of a quiz. Not even a test. A quiz.
I love how every Dhar Mann video just has the most psychotic parents on the planet
"Now it's time for you to fail in school Mikey!" 😁
- A very responsible mother.
I can't believe actual adults wrote, starred, and filmed this video.
18:56 (ish) NO. Bad touch, stranger danger, do NOT FOLLOW THAT TEACHER.
Never let Dhar Mann have children, good LORD
Haven't thought of Eminem's Brain Damage from TSSLP in years. Thanks Adam!
Jesus
Bet the mom in this one learned from the Roblox vid
Rorshach would be PISSED.
I feel like the teachers couldn’t call the kid out on faking his allergy/injury, on the off chance it was real and his parents could go after the school for shitloads of money.
Someone needs to make a compilation of dhar mann skits that involves gaslighting a character to inflict a lesson upon them.
Instant 10M subscribers right there
If his mom was committed to his punishment they would pump him with anesthetics and let him overhear them talk about how he’ll be in a coma he can never recover from.
Love these reaction vids but my god the deeper we go down the Dhard video hole the more exhausting his content becomes
0:38 I’m nearly 18 and I use wires for my laptop since Bluetooth ones get lost easy
I’m 14 and I still use wire because I like fidgeting with on of the ear buds while I’m watching some
fuck bluetooth ill never use bluetooth buds i love wires and not having to charge the batteries
I use wires cos I'm poor and they're the cheapest ones, Adam just doesn't know the grindset
@@nackskott12 Yeah when he said who uses wire headphones first thing I thought was um...alot of people, it's cheaper
btw, aren't the laws for child acting really complicated and recommended to avoid? Is Dhar Mann the Fam Jam abiding the law?
It's not complicated, they just can only work for around 4 hours a day as long as they are still going to school or being tutored on location. Given Dharman's setup he probably just films school/hospital scenes after school and exteriors on weekends.
"When you keep lying, people will stop believing you after awhile"
I mean, I get it, 'the boy who cried wolf' but what if this kid was actually dying, even if he was a liar, what then? Would they just fake all of this because they didn't believe him? Also, I get they hire the same kid actor to play the bad kid over and over again, but if they really want to prevent this kid from growing up to be a dictator and give him a bright future, maybe they should actually stop wasting their time punishing a kid and put in the effort to help him through school
Yeah! We gave a kid psychological damage in order to teach him a lesson, and now whenever he's feeling sick or is injured he'll never tell anyone if fears that everyone thinks he's faking.
When I watched the original video, I thought the kid was actually choking. His brother did bring up the boy who cried wolf, which ends with there being an actual wolf and no one believing him. Maybe that Dhar Mann's original idea, but thought it wouldn't be suitable for his audience? Not saying he had to have the kid die, but something like him actually choking and no one believing him at first, only to be saved at the last minute would've been decent ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
0:34 me watching this with earphones with wires :(
The kid watched hereditary instead of dhar man
I'm not deathly allergic to anything but
Level 5 anaphylactic shock looks pretty tame
Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher! You can't reach me, my mom can't neither. You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause. I watch TV and Comcast cable.
The episode of spongebob where he ripped his pants is so much better at teaching this lesson than dhar mann
Adum watching Dhar Mann videos gives me life.
11:28 "...and about time too! The leader of the DM crew!"
Don't most peanut related allergies require a pen or some form of medicine?? And also are most allergic reaction that involve peanuts or any kind of nuts super life threatening?? It not just a "ow my tummy hurts" it's life or death
I guess the majority of allergic reactions to nuts can be life threatening, I know my school freaked out when I said my throat itched after I ate cashews. But it didn't make it hard for me to breathe or anything, I also think most schools will give you crap for eating anything with peanut butter on it if they don't have a nut-free table.
2:10 Holy shit Adam is a Eminem fan
This is literally just "The boy who cried wolf", but worse.
I’m sorry, but I can’t stand the absolute arrogance of Dhar Mann.
I thought that teacher was gonna take the kid to across the border. If that's not some instant regret, I don't know what is.
Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over! And just for that stunt you’re gonna get some extra homework!
I did not expect a "houngry kulinski" from YMS holy shit
This is without a doubt the funniest dhar mann video
Did the teacher really just leave a class alone? Then have a doctor and multiple nurses get in on a thing to teach this kid a lesson? These people have way too much time on their hands. Especially the doctor and nurses.
2:47 said no teacher ever
Yeah true
They want to be featured in a future childhood trauma video
6:50 - 7:05 Adam resisting a nice big Dhar Mann load right to the face lol
I was gonna protest that I have wires...
Then I remembered I'm 31
16:35 Mikey's like "I REMEMBER THAT SOUND!!! THAT'S A *BAD* SOUND!!!"