I feel better about myself now. Yeah I lost at minesweeper, but that's nothing compared to a dude faking being in a wheel chair for donations and a chick telling cancer kids they're going to die.
+NormalDifficulty you shouldn't feel bad at all you were under presure and made a simple mistake because you were going to fast that's all. It was still super funny though.
Well we can sit here and try to sympathize for the man, but the fact of the matter is he tried to light a match when his hands were covered in lighter fluid, You cant say he didn't feel the moisture on his fingers.
JohnACorp782 You called me a fag darling, a fag is a gay man. I'm not gay and I'm not a man. I find calling people 'fag' to be one of the most childish and brainless 'insults' possible. Might want to check who the idiot is if you can't follow your own conversation.
Nah, just a guy that can tell that you're a ignorant jackass. Playin' like you're hardcore soldier on the internet. It's pathetic. You're sitting here insulting a female with the term "gay". Come on now. You couldn't at least do better than that?
+MarkymarkJL007 A guy sent in request asking for her to promote his cancer fundraiser, and the first thing she did was fly off the rails, talking about how all kids with cancer are just meant to die, and just overall refusing to promote the stream, and the sort.
For number 4 on the video, she is stupid. No one with with any intelligence would say, "all children who get cancer are meant to die." Cancer is caused by genetic mutations - which has been proven by science. And just assuming she was being stupid, she could have just said, "I'm sorry, I'm doing a stream right now." She didn't have to go on the rant of hers that makes it seem like she believe "fate", "karma", or a "higher power" decides who's supposed to die and/or suffer from cancer. I'm agnostic, and I think that people shouldn't say stuff like that when it comes to things like fate or karma, unless an individual being talked about actually deserves something horrible to happen to him/her for being cruel and/or stupid. I've personally had a childhood friend die from a form of childhood cancer, so I personally hope this woman eventually suffers from the worst, most painful type of cancer that exists. Maybe, it'll prove that karma exists, and she can suffer its wrath. And no, I'm not going against my own statement here because anyone as stupid as her would fully deserve it for upsetting cancer survivors, family members and friends of cancer victims, and by saying something that dumb, if I knew the money would go to her, I wouldn't bother donating to any cause.
+S- CC she is right though all these genetically weak people should of died instead we meddle with it keeping weak genes which would never make it naturally is whats causing the over population of the world
he drops his lighter on a box of matches, then puts then puts the box of matches in a garbage bag full of paper, then puts that bag of paper on CARDBOARD bruh
+Swifty Animations lmao, what an idiot. but then again, i dropped my cig in a recycle bin full of plastic bottles. end result, melted my recycle bin down to a bubble gum lol
I feel bad for him. like, sure he what he did was admittedly stupid, still his stupidity is something to take pity on. At least he learned a lesson about lighters.
Did he ? Did you learn something from your childhood ? Of course you did... fire burns, water wets... can à grown ass man actually throw fire on a pile of paper ? My DOG would not do that.
Not everybody that is in a wheelchair can't walk. A lot of people that use wheelchairs/crutches can walk short distances, but over time will be in massive amounts of pain. Not saying zillionop was/wasn't faking, but just an fyi.
***** Nice, you managed to sound intellectual until your last two sentences. You still fail to realize that my first statement was accurate. you claim that the subject is very easy to understand, yet you don't understand it. Still, you have the nerve to call me retarded?
+Joon very true, my wife uses a wheelchair and can walk on crutches. However, that guy was clearly faking his issue. Have you ever seen someone with walking issues get up? They can not just easy jump up like this person.
Don't trolls usually cause a mess against good people? Anyway, completely serious. Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia. Diagnosed somewhere around 5-7 years old. Relapsed in the 5th grade. Didn't get over my fear of needles until I was maybe 15. Had 4 cakes for my 14th birthday when I was stuck in the hospital, but accidentally left them all in the hospital fridge. Did my 6th grade Job Shadow on the therapy dog workers. Fun times apart from, y'know, the whole cancer thing.
***** imagine him saying sorry to you in his monotone voice.."I'm sorry" 😑..see? Cause there's no feeling behind it...o nevermind,at least 5 other people got it
+Dylan Coulbeck This is Japan, so it is likely he lives in a flat where putting it outside means throwing it out of the window and it can become someone else's issue.
+Inocencio Acosta Oldschool Runescape player. She told her stream that she had cancer to get donations, then admitted to lying about it, and now denies the entire event. If anyone even mentions the incident in her Twitch chat she will perm ban them.
Streaming is something people like doing. Watching streamers is also something people like doing. Maybe if you're not fucked in the head, a thought might come into your head and tell you: "Hey, maybe I should show my support for this guy that entertains me every day for free?".
Filip Petrovic Streaming is bottom barrel entertainment at best and donating your money to people you don't know is a complete waste, but by all means, go ahead and waste. Also, chances are that if you're watching someone every day they're not doing it for free smart guy. Grow up.
+Stephen Filer They have the right to when they have some dumb ass son who drops out of high school to play games without even 100 people liking his content
I don't like when people assume that disrespecting mother is bad. They can't tell if mother is bad or if kid is bad. In this case it was actually kid but it's not always so easy to explain certasin relationships and you cannot tell someone to respect their mother if they know her better and they know what kind of shit she can do. Not every mother is great.
+Gyrbae seriously, this new generation of wanabe pewdiepie's is getting on my nerves. They think they can just sit there playing games while everyone spoon feeds lol. What they don't realise is ppl will get bored of watching other ppl play games and end up just playing games themselves. 1 day streaming won't be as big or profitable, so to put all of your time into it is not a very good action plan for your future. Personally I don't watch streamers, they don't deserve to be watched because they are lazy. Also tbh I really don't understand why ppl choose watching someone play vs playing themselves
Looking at these videos is like watching epic fails. If there are aliens out there watching, they're probably putting their hands over their faces and regretting ever visiting us
I have ADD and I have a hard time paying attention to really flashy videos with a lot of noise. Your voice may seem boring to some but I found it soothing while listening to some pretty funny stuff.
I like the asian lighter guy, he is so damn chilled "there are huge flames on my trash, let's see ...where is my stupidly low sized bowl to put water in?"
Other Top Ten Channels: "HEY GUYS!!! TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE DOING THE TOP TEN BEST LAMPS!!! IT TURNS ME ON!!!!!!!!" This Guy: "today were gonna be talking about top ten isis attacks number ten paris i hope they're still ok"
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This guys voice can make anything scary, jeez.
lol ikr
Right
Foreals
That's what I was about to say
I think it's fucking annoying
I can hear in your voice that you're very engaged in what you are doing
I know right?
This guy couldn't sound more bored/monotone even if he wanted to... there's like 0 enthusiasm in his voice.
ye.... and still have 900k subs like wtf
He totally reads from a script he does not give a fuck about.
fjib :D
Maybe he smoked some weed or something.
I feel better about myself now. Yeah I lost at minesweeper, but that's nothing compared to a dude faking being in a wheel chair for donations and a chick telling cancer kids they're going to die.
+NormalDifficulty Nice responce man. Very true.
+NormalDifficulty you shouldn't feel bad at all you were under presure and made a simple mistake because you were going to fast that's all. It was still super funny though.
Yep at least you're not a scumbag or an arsonist lol
+NormalDifficulty Something tells me you did not look at the Number One Twitch fail. :)
+NormalDifficulty you suck
Most monotone voice in the world jesus man...
He like changes tone at the end of every sentence lmfao
It's kinda smoothing
idd
believe me there is far worse
In a place where, there's loud obnoxious people screaming at me the whole time. This surely is a very nice change of pace. I enjoy it
This is the voice of someone with no emotions
Chilllllls
Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce
@@finbar9840 The last thing you expected...
Which voice
Sounds like Hamilton Morris
I REALLY enjoyed watching this video on my short break of studying. I always cringe whenever I see the guy at number 1. Don't play with fire kids ;)
wow.
k
love your channel!!!
hi top 5 unknowns
+Top 5 Unknowns how about a collab sometime?
The real idiot was #1 wtf was the guy thinking just keeps putting something on fire on top of other flammable objects lol
True...
i thought japanese were supposed to be smart
+Davis609 Nothing like a flaming game of jenga.
They are even geniuses at been idiots. Not every idiot can screw up like that.
Well we can sit here and try to sympathize for the man, but the fact of the matter is he tried to light a match when his hands were covered in lighter fluid, You cant say he didn't feel the moisture on his fingers.
who tf skips school to play cod ghosts lmao
+rslov3r Future Mcdonalds employees
I remember back in the day some kid skipped school to unlock the Barrett on CoD4, kids ey haha
Enjoy indoctrination.
I once knew someone who skipped school to play L4D2.
Most people will end up working low tier jobs like that. With or without college education.
dude your voice is perfect for telling scary stories man your voice just be creepy
+Emilie Murillo yup
Yep
JohnACorp782 You called me a fag darling, a fag is a gay man. I'm not gay and I'm not a man. I find calling people 'fag' to be one of the most childish and brainless 'insults' possible. Might want to check who the idiot is if you can't follow your own conversation.
+JohnACorp782 ... You're dumb. :-)
Nah, just a guy that can tell that you're a ignorant jackass. Playin' like you're hardcore soldier on the internet. It's pathetic. You're sitting here insulting a female with the term "gay". Come on now. You couldn't at least do better than that?
This guy has a ridiculously monotone voice
He should read horror stories.
i agree. he has to work on having a natural voice. but the video is just fine :) Go on mate!
+FaZe Rug I completely agree with you he could definitly make creepypastas
2:40 "N**** n**** n**** n****" "Sounds like some old school rap" XD
+Jack Fronz lmfao
Wtf is Wong with 4
+MarkymarkJL007 A guy sent in request asking for her to promote his cancer fundraiser, and the first thing she did was fly off the rails, talking about how all kids with cancer are just meant to die, and just overall refusing to promote the stream, and the sort.
For number 4 on the video, she is stupid. No one with with any intelligence would say, "all children who get cancer are meant to die." Cancer is caused by genetic mutations - which has been proven by science.
And just assuming she was being stupid, she could have just said, "I'm sorry, I'm doing a stream right now." She didn't have to go on the rant of hers that makes it seem like she believe "fate", "karma", or a "higher power" decides who's supposed to die and/or suffer from cancer.
I'm agnostic, and I think that people shouldn't say stuff like that when it comes to things like fate or karma, unless an individual being talked about actually deserves something horrible to happen to him/her for being cruel and/or stupid.
I've personally had a childhood friend die from a form of childhood cancer, so I personally hope this woman eventually suffers from the worst, most painful type of cancer that exists. Maybe, it'll prove that karma exists, and she can suffer its wrath.
And no, I'm not going against my own statement here because anyone as stupid as her would fully deserve it for upsetting cancer survivors, family members and friends of cancer victims, and by saying something that dumb, if I knew the money would go to her, I wouldn't bother donating to any cause.
+S- CC she is right though all these genetically weak people should of died instead we meddle with it keeping weak genes which would never make it naturally is whats causing the over population of the world
next time dont show so much excitement in your voice, its destracting
+GoodWithHands27 I was just going to say, "Could you possibly sound more bored?"
he drops his lighter on a box of matches, then puts then puts the box of matches in a garbage bag full of paper, then puts that bag of paper on CARDBOARD
bruh
You know, there is a reason why everyone tell you, "DONT play with fire"
+Drizzo .N Yami holy shit
Envision Hello twin :)
+Drizzo .N xD
Drizzo golden darknesssssss tekee
poor unkown Japanese man :(
+Swifty Animations More like dumb!
+Swifty Animations lmao, what an idiot. but then again, i dropped my cig in a recycle bin full of plastic bottles. end result, melted my recycle bin down to a bubble gum lol
+Rocco siffredi yeah he is very dumb
I feel bad for him. like, sure he what he did was admittedly stupid, still his stupidity is something to take pity on. At least he learned a lesson about lighters.
Did he ? Did you learn something from your childhood ? Of course you did... fire burns, water wets... can à grown ass man actually throw fire on a pile of paper ? My DOG would not do that.
0:00 keemstar is that you?
LMAO
+Jj Zylo ikr lmao!
+FoZe Juv Leeettt's geeett roooiiiggghhtttt into the nooosssseeee
LOL
LMAO
Don't you think you're a little over-enthusiastic?
I'd rather be in school than be playing COD Ghosts
That robot narration tho...
Not everybody that is in a wheelchair can't walk. A lot of people that use wheelchairs/crutches can walk short distances, but over time will be in massive amounts of pain. Not saying zillionop was/wasn't faking, but just an fyi.
he was "paralysed"
***** Nice, you managed to sound intellectual until your last two sentences. You still fail to realize that my first statement was accurate. you claim that the subject is very easy to understand, yet you don't understand it. Still, you have the nerve to call me retarded?
+Joon very true, my wife uses a wheelchair and can walk on crutches. However, that guy was clearly faking his issue. Have you ever seen someone with walking issues get up? They can not just easy jump up like this person.
I'm not sure what that has to do with the specific circumstances of the TH-camr in question, it's an entirely different situation.
Oh the hypocrisy!
"I've let you alone streaming for just 5 minutes and when i come home i find the whole house burned to the ground!?"
I feel like if you were to win 5 million dollars. your reaction would be like "oh.. yay" in the most unsatisfied voice ever
I honestly like your voice, it doesn't seem creepy at all but very nice and soothing
it was super calm when he said "he and his relatives sustained injuries"
and when he said "we hope he's okay"
Omg same
I had insomnia for 2 weeks now. You cured me with your voice man. Thanks!
Why does this guys sound like he has things shoved up his nose??
Haha
fuck off
Liam Miller lmao
XD LOL
He has a speach problem, lol he cant fix it :P
you sound really happy :D
"With his hands still covered in lighter fluid-"
Me: *Instantly paused the video not wanting to continue watching.*
Everyone is complaining about the narrators voice, but I don't mind it.
Number 2 -> Number 1 WOW that escalated quickly. Brutal.
For #9 my mom would beat my ass if I talked to her like that
Cool, I had cancer as a kid. Relapsed a few years later.
Still alive, bitch.
+AJX-99 kek
+AJX-99 lmao
I'm happy for u unless you're just troll
Don't trolls usually cause a mess against good people? Anyway, completely serious.
Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia. Diagnosed somewhere around 5-7 years old. Relapsed in the 5th grade. Didn't get over my fear of needles until I was maybe 15. Had 4 cakes for my 14th birthday when I was stuck in the hospital, but accidentally left them all in the hospital fridge. Did my 6th grade Job Shadow on the therapy dog workers. Fun times apart from, y'know, the whole cancer thing.
+AJX-99 Wow man feelin good for you
why does this dude sound like he's falling asleep?
Fr
Ikr so true
he sounds like a tired stoned dude that had too many sleeping pills
surprised #1 didnt pour more gasoline in the fire afterwards
I love your voice! It doesn't annoy me and still keeps me listening.
0 Emotion in your voice
Dude if you ever told me you were sorry about something, I wouldn't believe you
***** imagine him saying sorry to you in his monotone voice.."I'm sorry" 😑..see? Cause there's no feeling behind it...o nevermind,at least 5 other people got it
BrittDawg ARF Arf relax Brittdawg, I'm just joking with the guy and I know what monotone is...I'm just giving the guy a hard time
i love this guys emotion
The 1010101 was a pure win.
OMFG! "Kids with cancer are meant to die"
LMFAO!!! She didn't seem drunk enough to drop that bomb.
I'm pretty sure my first thoughts to a trash full of fire is to take it outisde immediately or not put them on cardboard boxes
I Know Right lol
+Dylan Coulbeck This is Japan, so it is likely he lives in a flat where putting it outside means throwing it out of the window and it can become someone else's issue.
I would have stamped it the fuck out.
I'm not saying what he did was the only solution.
How was Emily faking cancer not on here at all?
who
+Inocencio Acosta Oldschool Runescape player. She told her stream that she had cancer to get donations, then admitted to lying about it, and now denies the entire event. If anyone even mentions the incident in her Twitch chat she will perm ban them.
+Inocencio Acosta a runescape streamer who faked getting cancer for donations and views, just lookup Emily faked cancer
Inocencio Acosta she gets harassed like everyday lmao
Man the last one was awesome lmao
Number 15 is a waste of a human life, and the girlfriend going along with it, what a disgrace
Congratz on 1 million!
dude your voice makes me wanna fall asleep while skydiving
maybe he was suddenly blessed with the ability to walk hallelujah thank ya jesus
The tone for this video seems very unfitting, it seems like you are trying to make this creepy when it mostly really isn't
+lakamokolaka He sounds so depressed :/
James Brewer Not really fitting ethier
Yeah he still does scary facts and mysterious and such
I know and he is great at that, but that tone isn't fitting here Jorge Diaz
You literally couldnt have talked with less emotion lmao
+Isaiah Mars lol
If you donate to streamers it's time to re-evaluate your life.
Agreed
unless it's Qtpie
Streaming is something people like doing. Watching streamers is also something people like doing. Maybe if you're not fucked in the head, a thought might come into your head and tell you: "Hey, maybe I should show my support for this guy that entertains me every day for free?".
Filip Petrovic Streaming is bottom barrel entertainment at best and donating your money to people you don't know is a complete waste, but by all means, go ahead and waste.
Also, chances are that if you're watching someone every day they're not doing it for free smart guy. Grow up.
Donating to people you know wouldn't be donating then would it. I bet you're saying that while being the top dog of entertainment, right?
your voice sounds like a robot
+Peer M it probably is
+MrFrisMich nah
I swear it's the same guy that does those boring commentator cod videos.
Man, Twitchers mom's do not mess around. O.o
+Stephen Filer truuu
+Stephen Filer They have the right to when they have some dumb ass son who drops out of high school to play games without even 100 people liking his content
+Oh yeah aren't you that guy? I wasn't arguing that.
+Stephen Filer yeah I now m8 just pointing that out
+Oh yeah aren't you that guy? *college, not high school.
Number 1 has to be some sort of sign or message for that guy to go fix his life.
shouldn't you be fighting titans instead of being on TH-cam eren
I don't like when people assume that disrespecting mother is bad. They can't tell if mother is bad or if kid is bad. In this case it was actually kid but it's not always so easy to explain certasin relationships and you cannot tell someone to respect their mother if they know her better and they know what kind of shit she can do. Not every mother is great.
Great video, ty for crediting me
i dunno why, but your monotone voice saying "You shouldnt disresepect your mother" just made me spit my coffee all over my screen
#12 cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!
+GoZuHaZa LOL
+GoZuHaZa ikr, that one had me laughing so much that my stomach started to hurt xD
ikr
it is a brilliant one
LMFAO SAME
Is spamfish the place where the failfish emojji come from?
+moviemaker2011z It is
the montonous voice in this video should have gottent the #1 spot ive never felt my life sucked out of me while listening to this nerds voice.
God your voice is so depressing
I know right
His insta name is Alan is chilling YT
8:39 omg number 3 made me cry with laughter so funny.
Hoi, people of the early comments ^u^
wasup bra
hai
haii
Heii
hoi im temmie and dis is moi fwend temmie!
number 3 the best by far lmao
Fuck yourself
What did you learn today?
Truth hurts PG ears.
Don't play with fire.
Thanks for being so energetic
damn dude, that was a pain to listen to
And the top fail goes to Top15s for thinking H1Z1 is dayz. 5:48
"Dropped out of college to pursue streaming" Are you.. I mean, this generation is just.. Fuck.
+Gyrbae seriously, this new generation of wanabe pewdiepie's is getting on my nerves. They think they can just sit there playing games while everyone spoon feeds lol. What they don't realise is ppl will get bored of watching other ppl play games and end up just playing games themselves. 1 day streaming won't be as big or profitable, so to put all of your time into it is not a very good action plan for your future. Personally I don't watch streamers, they don't deserve to be watched because they are lazy. Also tbh I really don't understand why ppl choose watching someone play vs playing themselves
+Aaron White ok Granpa
47 1776 Shut up you tool. Im 27 lol. Just have sense
i was just fucking with ya your views are your own right man
47 1776 I know, just a bit of banter
jaboody was streaming "DayZ" huh? yeah ok
+Kingchessgaming made me cringe at that point lol
Lol what a noob, it's obviously ZayD...
Looking at these videos is like watching epic fails. If there are aliens out there watching, they're probably putting their hands over their faces and regretting ever visiting us
I have ADD and I have a hard time paying attention to really flashy videos with a lot of noise. Your voice may seem boring to some but I found it soothing while listening to some pretty funny stuff.
This guy sounds like he has a blocked nose caused by a severe case of depression.
Do scariest scenes in horror movies
for the love of god have someone else narrate
Number 7 Jaboodyyyyyyy
+Christian Gasior Yeah! He sounds so not-enthusiastic and it's like he is force to do this after waking up.
I like the asian lighter guy, he is so damn chilled "there are huge flames on my trash, let's see ...where is my stupidly low sized bowl to put water in?"
Damn, I feel REALLY bad for that last guy! :(
Did he have a fire extinguisher? I feel so bad, I bet his stream was on fire though.
WHY DO YOU SOUND SO DEAD?!
+Alex Thomsen he's used to reading creepy stories.
ITS SCHOOL TIME
+Ants in my pants I dance
It certainly is for you.
TBH I love your voice. Idc what haters say.
Other Top Ten Channels:
"HEY GUYS!!! TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE DOING THE TOP TEN BEST LAMPS!!! IT TURNS ME ON!!!!!!!!"
This Guy:
"today were gonna be talking about top ten isis attacks number ten paris i hope they're still ok"
you sound like a robot while this vid
#1 "he literally burned to death" sad super calm
Said*
+Kim Jong Un Go back to the north korea
twitch viewers called emergency that someone on fire..they located his place and he came back later after month and explained everything
that is not DayZ its H1Z1 number 7
+Giancarlo Amaya theyre practically the same thing
DayZ
H1Z1
2 completely different games
it's the same thing there's no really no difference
Dayz is a pve pvp based mod and h1z1 is a rip off
+Giancarlo Amaya H1Z1 was in development way longer
HAHHAHHAAHAH THE WAY YOU PRONOUNCED HEARTHSTONE. HAHAHAHA HERTHSTONE
"Children with cancer are meant to die." Oh man this can't get any better.
5:47 *"While streaming DayZ"
LOL
Did you mean H1Z1
+TheBarracudaDriver13 lmao i said the same thing
Dayz is a game just like h1z1
+TheBarracudaDriver13 still wrong hack1Z1
You're putting emphasis on parts of words at weird times. It's confusing
5:50 they were streaming h1z1 not dayz
#12 had me fucking lol'ing at work, omfg I'm dying
The Irony in making a twitch fail and yet makes their own fail in #7. it's H1Z1.
50% commnets are about his voice..
Before your hit with a copy right claim for mentioning rice man lol
you're*
+Hawkeyeryan20 Before you are copy right claim for mentioning rice man?
+Edward Collazo
Before my hit?
The Crew No, before you're hit with a copy right claim for mentioning rice man, you forgot the "hit with a" part.
I feel really bad for the last one :(
+k4ppy TF2 Don't, it's just Darwinism in effect.
"that guy really is an idiot"
I don't know why, but I laughed so hard.
i hate those moms who panic because people miss 1 day of school , 1 day is not going to do anything..
He said fucking dayz when they were actually playing H1Z1
At 5:58 They're playing h1z1, not dayz .-.
Most of these were hilarious/cringetastic, but the last one was just awful! :[
Number 3 isn't a fail. It's a win. 100% win.
I was thinking that that one guy who tried playing Majora's Mask for 24 hours but passed out would be on here.