Kickstarter Crap - LICKI, Tail Topper, Roodie

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  • @terig8974
    @terig8974 8 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Don't baby your pets. Prepare them for the real world so that some day they can get a fucking job and pay their part of the goddamn rent.

  • @joefather3760
    @joefather3760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    "Have you ever wanted to lick your cat?"
    No.

    • @drakep.5857
      @drakep.5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Furries: perhaps

    • @kaseyshay
      @kaseyshay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣😂🤣 right? Did they really think that was a super relatable thing a lot of people think about doing?!

  • @cambria_smith
    @cambria_smith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    Isn't *petting* supposed to be a replacement of licking?

    • @TravelersGarden_dgdr
      @TravelersGarden_dgdr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Yeah, or brushing a cat does it too. Those Licki dudes are nuts.

    • @yungereq7048
      @yungereq7048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Traveler's Garden - Der Garten der Reisenden I believe you mean mentally insane

    • @iljaradenkovs7150
      @iljaradenkovs7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@yungereq7048 they are not mentally insane. they just have speed ran their way through life to the stage where they are 90 year old alzheimers patients with 15 cats, in the bodies of 30 year olds.

    • @terrykaufman9413
      @terrykaufman9413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iljaradenkovs7150 with that 1 guys grill in the hoodie vid, i think you're onto something with that whole "Speed" theory

    • @Mr.Reloaded
      @Mr.Reloaded ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TravelersGarden_dgdrLicki deez nuts

  • @kingbouncer1314
    @kingbouncer1314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "the dog in your pocket is not a fur baby, nah you just have dried up ovaries."
    Damn.

    • @zombified_pariah7720
      @zombified_pariah7720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me: *Spits out drink and starts wheezing like a fucking 45 year old chronic smoker running a marathon*

  • @cindyacheson6662
    @cindyacheson6662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the licki brush on Sharktank. They told them they were crazy to their faces so maybe that helps lol

    • @tuser8
      @tuser8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well I guess they’ve just never been to a licki party...

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 8 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    The animals are the most sane looking in all these.

    • @teirdalin
      @teirdalin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree.

    • @efebrahim
      @efebrahim 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it warpes my mind that ur reaction to this clip is attraction towards the pets, that is so strong u feel the need to share it unironically...

    • @yukimishima7854
      @yukimishima7854 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@efebrahim Hey man, when that cat's pussy is that tight, you can't help it.

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@efebrahim I mean you DID see how the guys looked with that music playing in the background? They looked like homeless/insane people and the cats were like "can you like stop?"

    • @efebrahim
      @efebrahim 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Master, guess i see ur point actually.

  • @sammarvel8
    @sammarvel8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4765

    I feel like when iDubbbz is not in a sewer or eating spray paint he is actually smart.

    • @KassuPalen
      @KassuPalen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this :DDD

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Kinda like FilthyFrank. He is actually intelligent if he's not in character

    • @kob4918
      @kob4918 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      VikingWarrior HU he has a degree in business

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TVkob​ Oh, ok

    • @sammarvel8
      @sammarvel8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shane One I meant very intelligent and two Team Martin and Syndicate are stupid. They may be smart enough to start a TH-cam channel, but not they are not smart in the true long run.

  • @adog5807
    @adog5807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    those cats really don't seem like they're enjoying getting licked. that seems like much more of an "I wish you acted like a normal person, Susan." face

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      As a cat-licker, I know that they _do_ enjoy it. They love that you are showing how much you love them by licking them. I don't own one of those devices, though. I prefer to go bare

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@DannySullivanMusic I want to take you seriously, but its the internet.

    • @kayokay470
      @kayokay470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@luisgonzalez5482 no no it's;
      I don't want to take you seriously, but this is the internet.

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DannySullivanMusic
      Surely this is a fucking joke.

    • @myneneedssomequalitytimein8908
      @myneneedssomequalitytimein8908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DannySullivanMusic please be joking

  • @bugchicken4611
    @bugchicken4611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "You just have dried up ovaries..." 😂😂😂 I lost my shit!

    • @andomort
      @andomort 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr

    • @AcezzzFTW
      @AcezzzFTW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +andomort funny asf I love this guy

    • @BIGFIIIISH
      @BIGFIIIISH 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEEEEEEEES Lmaio

    • @mango-dt2pv
      @mango-dt2pv 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this right as he said it :O

  • @sparky00777
    @sparky00777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "That thing in your pocket is not a 'fur baby', you just have dried up ovaries."
    *dies from laughter*
    What a fucking savage EKS DEE

    • @DoomNeb
      @DoomNeb 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lold

    • @amberbaum4079
      @amberbaum4079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well...he isn't wrong.

    • @ihcv7vw
      @ihcv7vw 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DaRealSparky007 I️ was looking for the comment like this after the exact same shit happened to me.

  • @Sunmoon4545
    @Sunmoon4545 8 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    This was on shark tank. They got destroyed.

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    IDubbbz is completely right. Pet depression is caused by pet loneliness.

  • @TrapMusicNow
    @TrapMusicNow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    I'm on day 3 of a binger pushing a hellish hangover and I'm glad I found this channel. Shit had me laughing in tears.

    • @dmox419
      @dmox419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Watch the Filthy Frank videos with him in them, they're unbelievably funny. The recent ones I know is Edward Watermelonhands and Gentlemen Guide

    • @TrapMusicNow
      @TrapMusicNow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thanks! Will be sure to check them out.

    • @butreallyareyoueatingtho3311
      @butreallyareyoueatingtho3311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Trap Music NOW. don't. you'll lose your soul

    • @brodiep24
      @brodiep24 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Trap Music NOW. watch "a war is coming" by filthyfrank it is hilarious

    • @katz7550
      @katz7550 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We've only reached the third day... of a seven day binge...

  • @wolfofverdun9084
    @wolfofverdun9084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    All of those cats looked so uncomfortable

    • @RhythmGrizz
      @RhythmGrizz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm fucking uncomfortable

    • @emulationstation6564
      @emulationstation6564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nobody:
      Me:
      I lick my cat
      Kirbys calling the police

    • @guythird6188
      @guythird6188 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should watch 6:15 again you fuckwit

  • @papanurgle8393
    @papanurgle8393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    "Have you ever wanted to lick your cat?"
    Well... no, can't say that I have...

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Once, but there was a bad trip and whole lot of crying involved.

    • @kaseyshay
      @kaseyshay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understand how or why they thought that was a relatable thing people want to do 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @trueaddict8733
    @trueaddict8733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    For someone who claims to know nothing about dogs you really hit the nail on the head
    Sad that someone who doesn't even have one can know more about how to take care of a dog than someone who does.

    • @dannyboi5887
      @dannyboi5887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Completely agree. From my experience, there's no such fucking thing as a lazy dog, the closest you would get to that is a dog that's old or injured. There are only lazy owners, pure and simple

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup, my two are only ever lazy when I'm being lazy. But they get walked three times a day, and they're happy.

    • @richynodar
      @richynodar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He has 2 dogs or at least he used to

  • @wolfgang169
    @wolfgang169 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2533

    the red background is fuckin sweet

    • @zachjraps
      @zachjraps 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      true

    • @nina_6762
      @nina_6762 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree

    • @kyikes
      @kyikes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's fucking gay

    • @stcrussman
      @stcrussman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Your icon makes me think you're not that excited about it

    • @myles6917
      @myles6917 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Legate Lanius your fucking gay

  • @direwoofles9857
    @direwoofles9857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    "what am I, LinusTechTips?" lmao

    • @Ramenb0ssRamenmofo
      @Ramenb0ssRamenmofo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @MajorLeagueBassboost
      @MajorLeagueBassboost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laugh of my life xDDdddDSASDDDD

    • @Toasticz
      @Toasticz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol, i wouldnt be surprised if linus bought one licker

    • @GOPRO1001
      @GOPRO1001 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sub to me

    • @wayne577
      @wayne577 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That statement was the entire reason this video earned the amount of effort it took for me to hit the like button. xD

  • @Skyfoogle
    @Skyfoogle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "what am I, linus tech tips?"
    i laughed a lot harder than I should've

    • @ourly
      @ourly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have a feeling ltt have idups have something to do with eachother.

    • @notoriousbig3k
      @notoriousbig3k 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ourly they dont .... ltt is popular chanel

    • @gymweeb9229
      @gymweeb9229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@notoriousbig3k *Woooosh*

    • @snowindafunboots4369
      @snowindafunboots4369 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fff

    • @JB-fw5zi
      @JB-fw5zi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:40 your welcome

  • @fleeb2675
    @fleeb2675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Cats were actually originally domesticated due to agriculture. They live in the barn and kill the mice that infest the grain. They're called "barn cats" and are still quite common.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ye, my cocker barked at a barn cat once. The cat just stared at her as if to say 'come at me'. Then my cocker shut up and left the cat alone :P

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They didn't originally live in the barn, there were no barns in ancient Mesopotamia. They just lived near the crops and humans made sure not to scare them away

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Stettafire That's a badass cat, lol.

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, and once in awhile ya gotta cull em, cuz they start gettin wild, gettin mean. So ya put a big pile of feed out on the back forty, and well ..ya know.

    • @SourChicken1856
      @SourChicken1856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My cat once ate my hamster

  • @kallieniday
    @kallieniday 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    " The inspiration of the roodie , was growing up on a ferm. "
    lol I'm dead

  • @mcFreaki
    @mcFreaki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    cats on the farm are used to deter mice and rats.

    • @jayrock9363
      @jayrock9363 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salty dog

    • @thecharliechan
      @thecharliechan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Black people?

    • @banhotsu
      @banhotsu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we had cats on the farm too

    • @mrcmoes
      @mrcmoes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Salty true story: saw a barn cat climbing a silo, was confused and worried, until and jumped and caught a pigeon in mid-air, dragged it off by its cranium twitching into the barn. mess of feathers and bones when I went in later

    • @murderm0mmy666
      @murderm0mmy666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well yes... but the cats there are useless in that purpose if they are not trained as kittens to do that. Ofc they hunt and catch mice and rats, but they don't know how to kill them unless their mother teaches them when they are just kittens.

  • @AdamaProductions
    @AdamaProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    edubs youre lookin ripped af wth

  • @samuils
    @samuils 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    But we are not left out of the cat grooming ritual, we just dont use freaking tongues, we use a hand.

  • @idiotshittiot
    @idiotshittiot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I heard tool playing during the gorilla scene, and I was like "hey that's pretty good"

    • @darthvader6533
      @darthvader6533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just one question...
      DID IT FEEL GOOD THO?

  • @TheMasterOfDooM
    @TheMasterOfDooM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Thank you for bringing back this series, you're one of the funniest guys on here.

    • @Faulheit
      @Faulheit 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doom wtf, go back to read Aki's questions

  • @TristinBailey
    @TristinBailey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I've ended my binge of this series, but I will never stop watching.

    • @rain6493
      @rain6493 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Change your profile picture, Now.

    • @TristinBailey
      @TristinBailey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      GalaXio
      No, for three reasons.
      1. I'm lazy.
      2. I can't think of another one.
      3. This one seems to start conversations.

    • @rain6493
      @rain6493 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tristin Bailey Change it.

    • @joshuahutto
      @joshuahutto 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      sexy

    • @SumoSamT
      @SumoSamT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      make this your profile: vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/deathbattlefanon/images/6/63/Edups.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160410192824

  • @ginogatash4030
    @ginogatash4030 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    i think the owners are the depressed ones here, i mean what kind of sad life you must have for wanting to lick your cat?

    • @AdolfHitler-xp1nx
      @AdolfHitler-xp1nx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ive done pretty much every legal and illegal drug in existence, and not 1 time did i ever think "oh i am gonna lick my dog on his head i want him to know he is good"
      this takes some sick deranged ppl and is deffo borderline bestiality :D

    • @kaseyshay
      @kaseyshay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AdolfHitler-xp1nx 😂🤣😂🤣 This comment is great and so true! As someone who has experimented with a lot of drugs and who also worked on an inpatient psych unit with tons of individuals with BPD, I couldn't agree with you more!

    • @valx5
      @valx5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah I too do drugs also

  • @MonkStrap
    @MonkStrap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Old Spice gives me super bad rashes on my armpits but fuck it it smells good and I ain't no bitch

    • @pawel5218
      @pawel5218 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same

    • @IgorMartinsSpecail
      @IgorMartinsSpecail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @Glasgo
      @Glasgo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same kinda, but just causes skin to peel no rash. Bearglove's the shit

    • @donniechant1357
      @donniechant1357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dove men + care smells amazing and causes no rashes or peeling, try that.

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ONLY REAL MEN WITH THICK SKIN CAN TAKE THE OLD SPICE 16 HOURS BLLOCKING POOOOOOOWEEEEEER!

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    >friend zoned by a cat Reminds me of that 4chan post where anon tells the story of how he got friend zoned by a hooker. It's not just a game anymore.

    • @AiOinc1
      @AiOinc1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Back to Tumblr you go

    • @AiOinc1
      @AiOinc1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ***** Meh, I'll be fine thanks.

    • @AiOinc1
      @AiOinc1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ***** Fairly confident. How about you?

    • @AiOinc1
      @AiOinc1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ***** Accommodating? For what?

    • @AiOinc1
      @AiOinc1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ***** I'm surprised I haven't been fired yet - haven't been doing my job well lately.

  • @givernyburke5517
    @givernyburke5517 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    i live for the tool songs slipped into to every few vids

    • @josephross63
      @josephross63 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Giverny Burke can you link me to the other ones pls?

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessssss

  • @aldoparziale2631
    @aldoparziale2631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That piece of glitter or whatever the shiny speck is in Ian's hair, I just wanted to Licki it right out of there for him and create a beautiful bond
    6:00-6:30

  • @Blindmin
    @Blindmin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    is that the fuckin imabee watch

  • @SandyDiVa
    @SandyDiVa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    OMG scratching the base of your cats tail STIMULATES THEM SEXUALLY according to my vet, you really shouldn't be doing that...ever. lol theyve essentially created a kitty dildo No wonder it "relaxes and makes her cat happy" ewwwwwwww 😝
    The shirt thing though, would be good for my mom. She has a yorkie who's blind and doesn't get out much besides to do his business. So for sick pups, this is actually pretty good.

    • @jessieqk12
      @jessieqk12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Sandy DiVa that's correct haha. That's why I never touch my cats there, it implies you want to fuck them.

    • @SandyDiVa
      @SandyDiVa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vsr - Vysair yeah, that soft bite...my boy cat does that to my girl cat and she rips his head off...I think that's how they "initiate" they're "intent" 😝

    • @powwu
      @powwu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      katie But aren't the scent glands near the ears...?

    • @SandyDiVa
      @SandyDiVa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      James Midnight TTR yes near the ears and under the jaw.

    • @BrittneyNicoleflicks
      @BrittneyNicoleflicks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I just thought that was their favorite spot to be rubbed kinda like someone scratching your back...😖...so creeped out

  • @cutebeloved
    @cutebeloved 8 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I'm a simple man, I hear Tool, I upvote

    • @yellowandy99
      @yellowandy99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mr. Dubbz has good taste. He had RHCP in another video

    • @depsatico1834
      @depsatico1834 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +BlazePlays
      What is a RHCP?

    • @geesegooses
      @geesegooses 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Badoodles Ryan Higa Production Company

    • @behindthememesabortedfetus6884
      @behindthememesabortedfetus6884 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @blackforestcuber
      @blackforestcuber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Badoodles Red Hot Chili Peppers
      Song was Californication btw

  • @kristym1193
    @kristym1193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I wonder if the cat licking idea was inspired by Angela from the Office.

  • @jeffphelps6303
    @jeffphelps6303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    6:57 MY friend is a farmer and he has almost 40 fucking cats, and his dad feeds them too so they must have benefits

    • @cerberus2220
      @cerberus2220 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Destructo 1574 kkkkk

    • @GripTheWolf
      @GripTheWolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Destructo 1574 I would imagine that mice are a common problem on farms. It makes sense that farmers would have cats.

    • @Starman256
      @Starman256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      rats are a huge problem whenever you store large amounts of grain or foodstuff, hence why farms keep around a lot of cats

    • @Caparco71
      @Caparco71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jhbwqdhjbsda oeihfihulidsh imagine using the lickie on a pet venomous snake

    • @DimesAndNichols
      @DimesAndNichols 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Abradolf Lincler Historians think cats became domesticated because of agriculture. Once we started storing grain, rodents showed up, and cats came shortly afterwards. We just kinda were like "oh y'all can stay I guess since your helping," and the cats were like "we weren't planning on leaving anyway asshats." It's kinda funny because unlike other animals, we domesticated them because they just showed up one day and we were cool with it.

  • @frogsnott5284
    @frogsnott5284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I shat myself when I heard The Pot

    • @aaronmyers1993
      @aaronmyers1993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me too. Tool is love, Tool is life.

    • @unluckytrev
      @unluckytrev 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Came to the comments section to see if. Anyone else caught that amazing song

    • @myoth5663
      @myoth5663 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YEAH ME TOO WHAAAAAAAAT damn i like Tool

    • @lickmyaaa6020
      @lickmyaaa6020 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      sorry if one of you guys get your comment reported

    • @pandapoo132
      @pandapoo132 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      138

  • @titon7934
    @titon7934 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    (For the cat licking one) you know what humans Han do to bond with their pets that does not make them look like idiots, AND doesn't require any tools that make them look like idiots? Petting them. The thing we have done since we first tamed cats. It works to the same, and sometimes better, effect!

    • @thomasmihai3693
      @thomasmihai3693 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's always better to pet them, rather than using any of these garbage products

  • @sirrender3690
    @sirrender3690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love dogs. But they need to learn and grow. So idubbbz is right about the “fur baby” thing.

  • @tonesofdef2144
    @tonesofdef2144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    TOOL-THE POT

    • @blorp-
      @blorp- 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah why did he play that? lol

    • @tonesofdef2144
      @tonesofdef2144 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Riddle not quite sure lol

    • @lazerduckzilla
      @lazerduckzilla 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      great song

    • @CoogieSweater
      @CoogieSweater 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Made me kek

    • @jinjaninja20
      @jinjaninja20 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it was

  • @GrenadeApple3
    @GrenadeApple3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    have u been working out bro? lookin good

    • @kermitsbodyguard1763
      @kermitsbodyguard1763 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He's always looked good

    • @VergilPeterson
      @VergilPeterson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Brenton Ward fuck off

    • @youawake6961
      @youawake6961 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I noticed that too

    • @GrenadeApple3
      @GrenadeApple3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ElitecraftMC Are you really going to take away my God given right to tell a man to fuck off? Not cool bro

    • @katsekitou2250
      @katsekitou2250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His arms have been like that since the diamond play button review.

  • @itsthecannon623
    @itsthecannon623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    for the licki brush, they should make it so you can actually put your tongue inside like a glove

    • @yeezitbo-beezit476
      @yeezitbo-beezit476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi! They actually have that! They’re called Hands on Equine gloves, although they are for horses they can be used on other pets.

    • @ArenaTeams2024
      @ArenaTeams2024 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what I assumed it was at first lol

    • @sebastiandaoust7836
      @sebastiandaoust7836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or just fucking not

    • @efebrahim
      @efebrahim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sometimes, if u say things on the internet, the somethingawful fairy comes by in the night to make ur nightmares retroactively real. lifehacked horselicking glove being cleverly used to tonguefuck other pets: demonic bonerkiller

  • @complainerstudios4077
    @complainerstudios4077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1911- In the future man is going to colonize mars
    2017- The cat licker🖒

  • @alexilyayev4415
    @alexilyayev4415 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Lmao that Linus tech tips joke is messed up.

  • @papitakui
    @papitakui 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *cat jumps out of a car* cat: -I have crippling depression! 4:39

  • @eixeon395
    @eixeon395 8 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Cats don't get depressed when you leave, they get happier

    • @jessieqk12
      @jessieqk12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      +EixeonGaming yeah, if your cat hates you

    • @twentyonepanics9524
      @twentyonepanics9524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      All cats hate their owners

    • @turkeysandwich3645
      @turkeysandwich3645 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too true Twenty one Panics

    • @crogan5141
      @crogan5141 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Aha yes because of the internet stereotype that cats are evil, I'm sure my cat waits by the door when I get back from vacation so I can do his every bidding. She also hates jumping into my lap and purring.

    • @quisslequassle404
      @quisslequassle404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For a week? No wonder he gets sad then, cats acctually do get happier if there alone, since they know they can do whatever they want, but that only works if your away for like 5 hours every few days. Even if they are alone everyday they`ll start to be sad if you leave. But for a week? Man, that must make the cat super sad

  • @WLH7
    @WLH7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Tool: The Pot

    • @JyotirmayShelly
      @JyotirmayShelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You must've been high

    • @harryfbrice
      @harryfbrice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JyotirmayShelly you must've been sooooo high

    • @JyotirmayShelly
      @JyotirmayShelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harryfbrice yes

    • @pixbyeli
      @pixbyeli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude I died at that part 🤣

    • @giacomoieraci1178
      @giacomoieraci1178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't get why he put it there but it made me laugh😂😂😂

  • @lost2493
    @lost2493 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love pugs but there's no way in hell in my treating my dog like a fucking baby

    • @McluskyDK
      @McluskyDK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't Care and as he said they become dependent on you and most the time develop mental illnesses like anxiety when you're no there.

    • @lost2493
      @lost2493 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SomeNerdYouDon'tKnow true

  • @darkfeeling97
    @darkfeeling97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:30
    damn Tool
    just saw Maynard live 2 days ago with his other band Puscifer

    • @wokeil
      @wokeil 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

    • @Ozpanzini
      @Ozpanzini 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jealous tbh.

    • @darkfeeling97
      @darkfeeling97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PogoCats if it makes you feel better after Puscifer finished a thunderstorm started and destroyed my tent forcing me to leave the festival I was on early :D

    • @chancecole900
      @chancecole900 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saw em live in like 2008 I think hella lasers and shit lol

    • @joannaknight1579
      @joannaknight1579 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tool is my favorite band

  • @mathyoucanwaitk7905
    @mathyoucanwaitk7905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how he gave genuine advice on how to take care of your pet at the end

  • @KeithAdam
    @KeithAdam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    his biceps looked nice

    • @RabidlyTaboo
      @RabidlyTaboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@imasclepius wow. clearly you dont watch idubbbz. gay.

    • @Flexible_Hexagon
      @Flexible_Hexagon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf are you gay?

    • @quack_meister3355
      @quack_meister3355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what biceps? 1 month in the gym you get that

    • @pingus9934
      @pingus9934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@imasclepius could you they even bullied him a little at school? With divorced parents perhaps?

    • @illateez
      @illateez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How tf did this comment cause an argument

  • @MattW05
    @MattW05 8 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Please do a content cop on onision that would be fucking hilarious

  • @terinebrown7600
    @terinebrown7600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    liked for "dried up ovaries."

  • @tockertik
    @tockertik 8 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    1:28 IS THAT TOOL POT
    OMG

    • @Unknown-qr7xp
      @Unknown-qr7xp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Donald Trump Freaking yes!!! that's awesome

    • @EnderShard
      @EnderShard 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MR.BANANA what's tool pot

    • @tockertik
      @tockertik 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      its an old rock band

    • @evanfortunato2382
      @evanfortunato2382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, it's awesome

    • @zigmasj6572
      @zigmasj6572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How does a guy with a profile photo like yours know anything about rock, not to mention anything "old"?

  • @sirrender3690
    @sirrender3690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Thanks for the Tool! You’re awesome.

    • @REALwoombath
      @REALwoombath 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why thank for that?

    • @tacoman1527
      @tacoman1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jäger Polzin i was surprised about that but it was awesome!

  • @BeanieMuffinFace
    @BeanieMuffinFace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    No one (excluding edupz) has seen this video in it's entirety yet in this moment of history.

  • @chancecole900
    @chancecole900 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    aye dat tool song tho

    • @justinpetersen908
      @justinpetersen908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thought I was the only one who noticed

    • @stressur3972
      @stressur3972 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tool is fucking amazing

    • @dilfiusmaximus6607
      @dilfiusmaximus6607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My people. iDubbbz and Tool fans. Oh, never mind. Chance looks like a fuckboy. Time to pack up and keep looking.

    • @dilfiusmaximus6607
      @dilfiusmaximus6607 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now, I must go Kimbo Slice a dude in Muhammad Ali.

    • @Cryoshock115
      @Cryoshock115 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      caught me off guard at first

  • @dylaz13
    @dylaz13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2161

    Content cop Vegan gains or Onision. Preferably both

    • @ChrisTheSheriff
      @ChrisTheSheriff 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lets get this to the top

    • @bloodproxy
      @bloodproxy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i am behind this 100000000%

    • @i_s_u-c_l_o_n_e637
      @i_s_u-c_l_o_n_e637 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please

    • @Hawkent
      @Hawkent 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Onision is cancer

    • @KepNatPlays
      @KepNatPlays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      onision as great opinions on what hes talking about

  • @derrayproductions8945
    @derrayproductions8945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Coming from the owner of a blind pug. She still is always up for a walk on a moments notice.

  • @lukesmith6871
    @lukesmith6871 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    YES YES IBUBBBZ LOOKING FRESH

  • @74ryanwolf
    @74ryanwolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I'm surprised iDubbz made a reference to LinusTechTips L O L

    • @op-cq7hw
      @op-cq7hw 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

  • @VaryAnomaly
    @VaryAnomaly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Here's a shotgun, sort it out." This is my new life motto.

  • @ancientaliensarecoming7201
    @ancientaliensarecoming7201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    omg this is definetely one of his best videos HAHAJAJAJ

  • @noram4213
    @noram4213 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I have a small dog, a Havanese, because apartment life sucks and I can't keep a bigger one. But he's a sturdy little fella and he likes to run around and play and he absolutely loves walks. So it's really blowing my mind why these dumb cunts think that putting those poor dogs in strollers or hoodies is a good idea. My dog doesn't even like being held in someone's lap too much, he has shit to do.

    • @elijah6442
      @elijah6442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm actually curious about your life.

    • @AfterAll1021
      @AfterAll1021 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nóra Máthé
      I had a Havanese. Ours loved the family more than anything. He couldn't bear to be alone. Phenomenal breed.

    • @zarustarru6357
      @zarustarru6357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The stroller is only acceptable in the case of paralyzed or old dogs. I have an 11 yr old poodle and, though she can still walk, she's slowing down and we might have to get a stroller soon.

  • @JessicaMcNae
    @JessicaMcNae 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The red background is great! And them veiny arms though ❤️😍👌🏼

    • @tambettammisto7423
      @tambettammisto7423 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      👌

    • @Hybrid_Punk
      @Hybrid_Punk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Girls actually find that attractive? Nothing against Ian or anything, I've always just been freaked out by veiny arms.

    • @themoldycrow4890
      @themoldycrow4890 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Those veins look so tasty ❤️❤️❤️

    • @frecklenuckle4450
      @frecklenuckle4450 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheRealCMPUNKFan where have I seen you before?

    • @Hybrid_Punk
      @Hybrid_Punk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Freckle Nuckle I don't know lol

  • @TheNewbly
    @TheNewbly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Content Cop: Vegan Gains

    • @GhostwalkerSparrow
      @GhostwalkerSparrow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @thelilhedgehog6855
      @thelilhedgehog6855 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd honestly love to see that, but I care about Idubbbz' safety too much.

    • @doublej7293
      @doublej7293 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessss get this man some likes or tweet it at idubbbz lets make it happen idubbbz plz make a content cop on vegan gains

    • @cromtuiseagain
      @cromtuiseagain 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES! He looks like the type that would *actually* go through with a charity MMA fight if the situation ever escalates to that.

    • @ChrisTheSheriff
      @ChrisTheSheriff 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Content Cop: Onision

  • @peternb
    @peternb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    1:52 brilliant! Cracked me up

  • @JuanLaseter
    @JuanLaseter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    You could just use the licky as a brush without putting it in your mouth 🤔

    • @sebastiandaoust7836
      @sebastiandaoust7836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dj Fluff or you could just put it in an incinerator

  • @mollysea1034
    @mollysea1034 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    gun show at 5:13

  • @tristanbraedon2019
    @tristanbraedon2019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    1:32 Is that a Tool song?

  • @brkentaffy
    @brkentaffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dogs yawn when they're uncomfortable and the dog yawns multiple times

  • @warrickmiller7651
    @warrickmiller7651 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    HEY YOU USED A TOOL SONG THATS PRETTY GOOD!

  • @mars3403
    @mars3403 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Pfft cat depression? I have crippling depression.

    • @ratpoison5964
      @ratpoison5964 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Almighty God George Soros #420 #GetRekd Wut depression is not real or should we just say sadness it's attention? Well is that a fact?

  • @michellekallas5474
    @michellekallas5474 8 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    dude bruh loving your shirt lit bruh lit fire lit bruh dab lit keepin it one hundee

    • @Deloxs
      @Deloxs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 100% 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • @k00091
      @k00091 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      So lit \//\/

    • @MrOplef
      @MrOplef 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ex dee

    • @GumpterCrayon
      @GumpterCrayon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MrOplef eexxxxxx deeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @MrOplef
      @MrOplef 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂👌👌👌💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

  • @gavinzurmely7998
    @gavinzurmely7998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "No, the dog that is in your pocket is not a fur baby, you just have dried up ovaries!"
    Best iDubbbz quote of all 2016

  • @heato
    @heato 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Well if you have a dog 15 pounds or under, it isn't a real dog.

    • @PossessedZombie
      @PossessedZombie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you have a baby fifteen pounds or under, it isn's a real human.

    • @PossessedZombie
      @PossessedZombie 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let me correct myself before you roast me with...... Isn't*

    • @heato
      @heato 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Possessed Zombie Correcting grammar isn't roasting fam. Don't worry

    • @slowwmoh
      @slowwmoh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +.ITzIMIEZ lmao

    • @thedrunkwaffler5242
      @thedrunkwaffler5242 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heato mines 45 pounds as a pup

  • @joslynhayes8530
    @joslynhayes8530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Once I watched my strange addiction with my cat, and it was about this woman who licked her cats to feel closer to them.
    My cat looked at me, looked at the woman violating her cat. Then ran off and didn’t come near me for three days. But I’m sure cats love the Licki

  • @joet7458
    @joet7458 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Why is this trending in gaming

  • @1337-Nathaniel
    @1337-Nathaniel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn you iDoops. My phone's ringtone has been Tool's the Pot for ages. I legit thought I was being called.

  • @deadmeme4276
    @deadmeme4276 8 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    uuuuh me likey

  • @PutraAdib
    @PutraAdib 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I get an extreme seizure everytime the outro comes

    • @ohy2266
      @ohy2266 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats awesome, is it like be high asf or what

    • @realog1122
      @realog1122 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually it's a storm drain

  • @claesboillot5138
    @claesboillot5138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I can confirm that no dog has every not wanted to go out on a walk.

    • @EthanSoFar
      @EthanSoFar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What the actual fuck did you just say Claes? Your English literally is more broken than my condom I used last night.

    • @claesboillot5138
      @claesboillot5138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +CoolCodyProductions triggered

    • @EthanSoFar
      @EthanSoFar 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Claes Boillot Deez nutts

    • @deadbears8461
      @deadbears8461 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      you tried.

  • @vranimirvranov4082
    @vranimirvranov4082 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I really miss the old idubz

  • @feralfluid
    @feralfluid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That final statement is one of my favorite things idubbbz has ever said.

  • @heyeveryoneimbiggiecheese9721
    @heyeveryoneimbiggiecheese9721 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    ...
    let's put a Great Dane in the pocket

    • @trh6483
      @trh6483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hey everyone I'm biggie cheese yeah. let's do it

    • @aaroncates1606
      @aaroncates1606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey everyone I'm biggie cheese 15 pounds or lower sorry.

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaron Cates that's quitter talk.

    • @skavengerz-3940
      @skavengerz-3940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sounds like a plan to me

  • @ohsnapitscaat
    @ohsnapitscaat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    edupz is low-key dissing me.

  • @benmasta5814
    @benmasta5814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone shown using the licky brush looks exactly like the kind of person that would.

  • @KingVier
    @KingVier 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    He took shots at Linus I'm dead 😂

  • @jackurquhart7994
    @jackurquhart7994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i grew up on a ferrm

  • @Minuteman_Medic
    @Minuteman_Medic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Idubbbz is husband material.

  • @calebrowell71
    @calebrowell71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Pot - Tool
    Intro used over chimps fucking
    Thank you, iDubbbz

  • @toddhoward8773
    @toddhoward8773 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I fuckin' died at "What am I, LinusTechTips?"

  • @RandProductions45
    @RandProductions45 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ever since he pointed out him looking like Linus, I can't unsee it

  • @Talking-Monkey
    @Talking-Monkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "No. It's not a fur baby you just have dried up ovaries ..."
    GODDAMNNNNNN BRUTAL LOL

  • @mojofang
    @mojofang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:48 *Shane Dawson has entered the chat*

  • @superscatboy
    @superscatboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'd bet money that the people that think change is inherently good are the same people that resist change at every opportunity.

  • @daltynanderson1674
    @daltynanderson1674 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    OMG TOOL THE POT REFERENCE

  • @WaffleKing1856
    @WaffleKing1856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Wasn't this on shark tank?

    • @TheCollector4570
      @TheCollector4570 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, it was, and it got lampooned on Shark Tank.

  • @garrettcollins9057
    @garrettcollins9057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Almost a decade ago in the local mall, I saw what I had assumed was a bearded lady and her significant other walking with their Pomeranian in a stroller.