"I shielded ten seconds ago" "How is he moving so fast" "I'm paying 2 dollars a month for this?!" "I pressed A ten seconds ago" "ALL I'M ASKING IS FOR YOU TO GET AN ETHERNET CABLE" Everyone has said one of these things while playing smash online
I’ve said the last one too many times. But typically if you search for public arenas instead of going to elite smash you can find people who have one open called ethernet so you can play with people who actually have a good connection and have your input go through 10 frames late (still bad but not terrible) instead of 700 frames late :)
Eh_Whatev I once played a match with 2-3 seconds of delay, and wanted to sd, so bad, but played it out. Of course I lost, because the other guy was Ganon tossing out smash attacks, and I was kirby.
Dude, the delay kills me. I was a Cloud main, then started maining Shulk during quarentine... I somewhat got decent with him, after a couple of matches. But then I traveled and for some reason the input lag is crazy, even in good connection. It's almost Impossible to playing him, specially if you like using nairs or Speed Monado to win nootrul.
nintendo online = $20 a year but actually its cost me $60 bucks since I smashed 2 controllers out frustration with the service. Needless to say I had to cancel the subscription.
If you want to play smash ultimate online with no lag, you have to pay 20$(Nintendo shit online)plus 10$(wifi adapter). Even if you do this, you may still experience lag. If you want play smash 4 all you need was a decent internet connection and the game itself. You still got lag here and there but it happen every 6-8 matches or so. I'm not trying to smash 4 is better than ultimate, but I enjoyed online battles a whole lot more on there... TLDR: Smash 4 had a better online experience than ultimate because I don't have pay 30$ just so I don't experience AS MUCH lag than I usually do.
I was playing against a friend and the connection got real weird for an entire match so it was legit two framing and it felt like turn based combat. Playing Hero would’ve been perfect
Matthew Cangelosi *Spin Dashes off stage because you were trying to do a recovery tech while offstage that would've made it if the screen didn't freeze in Lag.*
Best two things to do I find if the frame rate drops to a crawl (either if they're lag switching or the connection is just honestly that bad) is either just to play super defensive, or use your cheapest moves and play super aggressive with them.
Online smash is just spammers with crappy wifi. With the addition of them stroking their tiny egos by teabagging. And then you finally find someone with actual skill... until you get a communication error.
That what FighterZ is also. Everyone on there is buns with garbage WiFi. I don’t get it. If you have terrible connection why play online. They really need to put a ban on online if you have terrible WiFi.
@@KarpLucid I don't really know. I play FighterZ as well, & I've rarely had actual issues with lag. Maybe some frame delay here & there, but it's pretty consistently at 8 frames. And I play both Smash & FighterZ with my friend. We've never had an issue with lag while playing FighterZ, but almost always have issues with lag while playing Smash. To the point that it's actually quite jarring when we can actually play Smash without lag.
That back air will come out eventually... I hope. It's been a few days since I've pressed the shield button. I'm still waiting for my shield to come up.
jubbish Still waiting on my Lucas PK Thunder Recovery from when I lost to a Lucina by getting spiked. (If anyone asks, I was facing the left side so ledge tether wasn't an option.)
1:09 "All I'm asking is for you to get an Ethernet cord! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEASE! *PLEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!"* Goddamn, the sheer desperation in your voice is TOO relatable, Keef. XD
This man here saying “But I was holding shield 10 seconds ago!” I saw that 33% on that Young Link, you ain’t slick my boy. As Vegeta would say: “Clown!”
Will Keef eventually realize the secrets of online lag?! Or will he finally loose his place in Elite Smash over a shoddy online service?! Find out next time on “Smash Bros Z”!
"You merely adopted the lag. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see an ethernet connection until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING" - Bane probably
Even more relatable since I play Snake...I see his idle animation in my nightmares and in the distance I can clearly make out buttons being mashed but he still just... _idles_
Shoo, this happens to me sometimes. Hell! It even takes one step further. Sometimes it kicks you out in the middle of your matches. Both lag and the game itself kicking folks out of matches is really annoying.
I feel like the quality and hilariousness of every video only gets better and better. One could say the greatness of these videos and of the content creator can only be described as Biblical.
Man I must be the only person with smooth connection, these are some wild horror stories. I've had at most 4 games of ridiculous lag, and I just suffered through them and blocked the other guy
Sequel is here boys! :th-cam.com/video/fI9iAPliVv8/w-d-xo.html
Oh boy
The Keef Crew oh I can’t wait for the sequel I can’t wait 😊
Can't wait
The Keef Crew boy that just crazy lol
The Keef Crew ya back... again
"I was born in the lag.. Molded by it.."
- Every Brawl Player since 2009
😂😂😂
Marvel vs Capcom 3 players also
Alpharad
Ah, so you as well know the taste of the abyss.
"I shielded ten seconds ago"
"How is he moving so fast"
"I'm paying 2 dollars a month for this?!"
"I pressed A ten seconds ago"
"ALL I'M ASKING IS FOR YOU TO GET AN ETHERNET CABLE"
Everyone has said one of these things while playing smash online
I’ve said the last one too many times. But typically if you search for public arenas instead of going to elite smash you can find people who have one open called ethernet so you can play with people who actually have a good connection and have your input go through 10 frames late (still bad but not terrible) instead of 700 frames late :)
I played a fox in lagg and mans was moving like he was playing offline.Laggy ass fox fuck that😂😂
I’ve been guilty of the “BRO I WAS BLOCKING”...way tooooo many times
TheMaster Gon lol🤣
Man, everyone has said one of these things while playing any fighting game online that doesn't have rollback netcode.
Bro. The input delay killed me lol. Too accurate.
Eh_Whatev I once played a match with 2-3 seconds of delay, and wanted to sd, so bad, but played it out. Of course I lost, because the other guy was Ganon tossing out smash attacks, and I was kirby.
Sundiny a ganon in lag? Oh ok... so they knew.
@MasterKcoop ohh the person knew, which made it worse. The delay was so bad, I died when jumping off the ledge by accident.
Dude, the delay kills me. I was a Cloud main, then started maining Shulk during quarentine... I somewhat got decent with him, after a couple of matches. But then I traveled and for some reason the input lag is crazy, even in good connection. It's almost Impossible to playing him, specially if you like using nairs or Speed Monado to win nootrul.
@Eduardo Almeida that sucks but it’s cool to hear people playing some Shulk. Stay safe out there
Me: "I wanna play sum smash"
Me after playing one match in Quickplay/Elite Smash: "Alright, I've had enough."
Too real xD
That is omega true 0/
After 1 match?!😆😆😆😆😆
F A C T Z
When I get 3 stock on quick play
This was actually brilliant. Jokes aside. The opponents name, the second half skit, the switches on the wall- all brilliant.
@Aether Locke they were meant to be the 'lag switches' 😂
@Paul Jakens appreciate you fam 🤗
I love the bane impressions are making a comeback
Comeback? I haven’t been subscribed long enough
This is the reason why I have not played online since January 2019. The network connection in smash tilts the hell out of me
it is absolutely horrendous. And what's worse, is Nintendo will never fix it
thats tru i lost a match dude to connection and i have an ethernet cable connect. i went 4 mil gsp down to 800 k
nintendo online = $20 a year
but actually its cost me $60 bucks since I smashed 2 controllers out frustration with the service. Needless to say I had to cancel the subscription.
@@drakefromsickomode5286 Damn I've had some dumb losses too scrubs but i never lost that much gsp. I would be tilted even though its Wi-Fi
If you want to play smash ultimate online with no lag, you have to pay 20$(Nintendo shit online)plus 10$(wifi adapter). Even if you do this, you may still experience lag.
If you want play smash 4 all you need was a decent internet connection and the game itself. You still got lag here and there but it happen every 6-8 matches or so. I'm not trying to smash 4 is better than ultimate, but I enjoyed online battles a whole lot more on there...
TLDR: Smash 4 had a better online experience than ultimate because I don't have pay 30$ just so I don't experience AS MUCH lag than I usually do.
For me online:. I'm gonna use wolf's laser
Game: did you input side b off stage?
the darkest LuBu 🤦♂️man this hit to close home
@@kaio0777 I've lost soanyatches due that bull
the darkest LuBu lmao🤣
the darkest LuBu look the amount of matches I have lost to that to much to count 😭
This is me but with Shulk’s Monado Arts
“When your game eventually crashes...then you will have my permission to cry.”
Rogue Fox then they ban you for violation of misconduct for 30 mins.
1:44 that Bane reference had be rolling love your content 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
It feels like purgatory. I can't believe we have to pay for this.
You don't have to pay for this fool....You just aren't able to make good decisions and continue to support garbage...you are what you put out
Well. That makes me feel GREAT about myself. Thanks for that.
And by the way, if you want to play online, YES, you do have to pay for it.
@@spiritualsoul2711 wow that was so rude
"There must be like 20frames of delay on this".😂😂😂
Borderlands mask guy" as long as i can control time...then time i have plenty of..bwhahahahahah
That part had me rollin😂
“I didn’t see an Ethernet cable until I was a man”😂
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen because I’ve been through that crap before XD
You: "YOU CAN'T JUST SPAM PROJECTILES TO WIN ONLINE IT'S WRRRRRONNGGGGGG"
Me: "Haha Metal Blade go BZZZT BZZZT"
That's kinda the reason you're not in elite smash.
@@TheyCallMe3clipse I 3-stocked Shofu on stream, but keep talking, champ.
@@Fr3ak_MM8BDM ay that's crazy but did i ask?
Hell yeah my man
Haha pk fire go PK FIRE 🔥
"You merely adopted the lag"
“I was born in it”
"molded by it"
“I didn’t see an ethernet connection until I was a man”
"By then it was nothing to me but offline"
"Then time i have plenty of"
Smash Online feels like i'm playing a 6th grade PowerPoint slideshow.
Like I'm playing in 2 frames per second.
Ay, now timing 2-frame punishing is easier amirite
You're overestimating my 6th Grade self
I was playing against a friend and the connection got real weird for an entire match so it was legit two framing and it felt like turn based combat. Playing Hero would’ve been perfect
"And who is capable of defeating a lag switch?"
Online Sonic: "Only Me"
Proceeds to homing attack offstage and die.
Matthew Cangelosi
*Spin Dashes off stage because you were trying to do a recovery tech while offstage that would've made it if the screen didn't freeze in Lag.*
My boy wildn with the bane impression 😂
When the death note music started and as you realized the lag I died
Real satisfying moment in online fighting games is when you're sure they're lag switching and you STILL win the match.
Is that really possible to adjust the lag in your favor??
@@jamalhartley5863 yes, it's possible, and a lot of people do that
Jamal Hartley
Actually yes, the slowdown makes reads easier. Screen freezes up before opponent's attack comes out, spam jump or hold shield.
Best two things to do I find if the frame rate drops to a crawl (either if they're lag switching or the connection is just honestly that bad) is either just to play super defensive, or use your cheapest moves and play super aggressive with them.
@@jamalhartley5863 look up the process of making a lag switch an you'll understand how it works.
"I didn't see an Ethernet connection until I was already a man"
- That one Hispanic kid in the lobby with a jet engine for a mic
I love when the input lag isn't even consistent from minute to minute so there's no adjusting to it.
Like it's fine the first stock of the match but then you go to recover and lag just steals your jump offstage
Online smash is just spammers with crappy wifi. With the addition of them stroking their tiny egos by teabagging. And then you finally find someone with actual skill... until you get a communication error.
LoOk At Me i CaN sPaM nEuTrAl B
That what FighterZ is also. Everyone on there is buns with garbage WiFi. I don’t get it. If you have terrible connection why play online. They really need to put a ban on online if you have terrible WiFi.
I have no respect for King DeDede, Samus, and k Rool players. None
@@KarpLucid I don't really know. I play FighterZ as well, & I've rarely had actual issues with lag. Maybe some frame delay here & there, but it's pretty consistently at 8 frames.
And I play both Smash & FighterZ with my friend. We've never had an issue with lag while playing FighterZ, but almost always have issues with lag while playing Smash. To the point that it's actually quite jarring when we can actually play Smash without lag.
Gerrell Brown Samus, King K Rool, annoying af Samus spammed grab, while K rool spams stomach shit 🤦🏽♂️
Laggy opponent: Oh, so you're approaching me?
Me: I CANT
😂😂😂
The online experience: trying to shield/roll onstage but getting knocked off and airdodging to your death
I’m still waiting on a back air to register from last week when I lost to a game and watch
That back air will come out eventually... I hope. It's been a few days since I've pressed the shield button. I'm still waiting for my shield to come up.
jubbish
Still waiting on my Lucas PK Thunder Recovery from when I lost to a Lucina by getting spiked.
(If anyone asks, I was facing the left side so ledge tether wasn't an option.)
MrsPeach you know the pain. One day you’ll shield..... one day
Cinko515 RIP Lucas, McDonald’s WiFi takes the day
I'm still waiting for that dash attack I inputted last year
I can't stop watching. I've literally watched this 20 or more times. Time to go watch the sequel
1:26 Oh god, it’s him. THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
"I pay 2 dollars a month for this!?"
Well then you put it like that ....
And its not even worth that.
I won't even pay one dollar a year for this
BanePsychoLagKeef isn't real, he can't hurt you
BanePsychoLagKeef: 1:57
MonkaS
The guy that’s making the internet lag is obviously an enemy stand user, he even looks like one! We just gotta know his stand name now.
Keef running down stairs: the ultimate stand
Lag. Its called lag
Metaking426
De Laye
Lag no jutsu
Metaking426
Killer Lag has already touched that Switch.
This is too relatable. Especially the end, everybody has lag switches online apparently...
Elite smash as well
1:02 When you find a match with a stable connection
Keef man...you literally need your own show or movie these skits are A1 not one bad video man keep it up bro.
"DID YOU JUST TRY TO REACT ON NINTENDO ONLINE!!!???" 😂😂
Keef are you implying that even before the Covid 19 outbreak you weren't already indoors for the past 30,000 months?
Someone wearing a mask.
Joker:SHOW ME YOUR TRUE FORM!
1:09 "All I'm asking is for you to get an Ethernet cord! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEASE! *PLEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!"*
Goddamn, the sheer desperation in your voice is TOO relatable, Keef. XD
“Looks like I’m gonna be in the house for the next 30,000 months” 😂😂😂
Imagine if he held shield at the start and suddenly airdodged on his last stock
My favourite is getting kicked out of a match due to a "Connection error" and Im unable to resume online play for a short time. Great game design
1:33
No Ethernet cables
The Bane of Keef's existence
The moment I heard the laugh I knew it was a Bane reference.
I swear like 40% of elite smash players have the shittiest WiFi
I don't get the title? I can't feel anything anymore
Yo I feel you. I air dodge light years ago and it registers as soon as I am off stage...
"SD if the match is laggy."
-My cousin 2020
Miguel Ayala
What if you SD but it STILL lags?
I've heard of that method but when I hear about it people call it a "speedrun to 1 GSP"?
You can get banned for SDing. Unless things have changed.
Sir my gsp on my main is 6,913,680 I am not sding for shit I need that gsp
@@Eppi_Pen There's the problem. Smash Ultimate should've had an unranked quickplay mode like Smash 4 did.
every time you post a new video i get a burst of happy energy
I paid $60.00 for a fighting game, not a stop motion video on the fighting game.
*This post was made by the Elite Smash Community*
Well it really ain't a fighting game. You get what you paid for💀
@@BlueCyclone_ Sure it is, games can belong to multiple genres.
@@BlueCyclone_ It's a party AND fighting game. There, happy now?
@@SegaDisneyUniverse
It's more of a beat em up game with a versus mode
@@SegaDisneyUniverse if were gonna get technical the creator hasn't come out himself and confirmed that it is a fighting game. So...
You put out consistently entertaining videos. One of the best on the platform.
Now that Keef is indoors sure to quarantine, do you think we'll finally see him running down the stairs again in his intro? Only time will tell...
Not getting an ethernet cable is essentially just getting paid the price of an ethernet cable to ruin people's day.
It really be like that sometimes
I enjoyed that 30-second banepost more than playing against friends online, let alone using quickplay.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
*Online players: ZA WARUDO!*
Omg the Borderlands Bandit/Bane mix was too perfect. That's how I'll imagine everyone who rekts me because of lag now, *THANK YOU*
This man here saying “But I was holding shield 10 seconds ago!” I saw that 33% on that Young Link, you ain’t slick my boy. As Vegeta would say: “Clown!”
The death note music on the inputs coming too late is just too real lmqo
This man really did a Bane impression of the Dark Knight Rises lmao 😆
He’s not moving faster than Snake, he’s using the power of *ZA WARUDO* to make it seem like it’s a laggy match.
BROOOO this is literally me with fighterz right now 😭😭😭 like 25 frames of delay on each game
This made me think of his "Link Players In A Nutshell" video when he hit the Handbanana "Good" lol.
0:31 - 0:35 me when my brother takes a stock from me
his bane impression and evil laugh were actually pretty good lol
Man I miss for glory is something I never thought I say in for glory times
You know what Mighty Keef, that’s how I feel when I deal with online Matches in FighterZ! Lol
When is Keef going to reveal that the real villain is played by Marian Cotiarde the whole time?
Keep the fire coming brother it's much needed.
Will Keef eventually realize the secrets of online lag?! Or will he finally loose his place in Elite Smash over a shoddy online service?!
Find out next time on “Smash Bros Z”!
"You merely adopted the lag. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see an ethernet connection until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING" - Bane probably
Early boys!
The Keef Arc Begins
This is why I respect the Smash Online Community so much. They literally being playing their games 50 steps ahead
This is the single most accurate video on the internet. I have literally yelled “I CANT MOVE” while playing smash “online”
And this is exactly why no smash at Evo online
Even more relatable since I play Snake...I see his idle animation in my nightmares and in the distance I can clearly make out buttons being mashed but he still just... _idles_
You preaching FACTS on this one keef. The Bane theatrics was a nice touch 👍🏾
Keef Brother ive been watching our videos for 2 months, but this made me sub that villain must comeback too funny
Id rather lose in locals than win on Wi-Fi. Cause I lose to the player instead of someone losing from lag
A much better villain than anyone in borderlands 3 ...
Gotta admit your dark monologue was quite epic. For a moment a mild sense of dread took control of my person. Bravo 👏
The Death Note music goes so well with this
Seeing nade into jab made my heart sink into a terrible depression. Lag on Snake is the worst.
"Playing online has cost you your sanity. Lag has defeated you."
Shoo, this happens to me sometimes. Hell! It even takes one step further. Sometimes it kicks you out in the middle of your matches. Both lag and the game itself kicking folks out of matches is really annoying.
Bruh, I was not ready for the big villain reveal. And there's gonna be a sequel!? Oh hell yes.
That “huh!!!” had me rolling I don’t play smash any more, but that’s exactly how my lil bros be😂
Dude this is so painfully accurate. I come back every time after I play smash online. It is so painful.
I feel like the quality and hilariousness of every video only gets better and better. One could say the greatness of these videos and of the content creator can only be described as Biblical.
My brotha your spot on at 0:58 I DESPISE lag.
1:28 he’s a “psycho” for playing with such bad connection and lag switching
Man I must be the only person with smooth connection, these are some wild horror stories. I've had at most 4 games of ridiculous lag, and I just suffered through them and blocked the other guy
Keff PLEASE when this virus is over become a voice actor for a villain. You have the perfect villian laugh
The face when he first said “WHAT” was PURE GOLD.
That HUH? Part will always get me
THE NEWEST, MOST DEADLIEST VILLAIN TO EVER MANIFEST ON THIS PLANET..."THE LAG SWITCHER!"..
Got that Death Note 🎶, love it!
the death note music sick