Thank you bill, just thank you for being here for the people without a voice. Even if I rarely don’t agree with something, I still laugh, you’re the best out here. I know you won’t see this but maybe you will.
Bill, you got the deluxe mechanic treatment because A: You're a dude; and B: You have money. Of course they'll give you great customer service. Most people can't pay up front, and even fewer today care to invest the time into maintaining their vehicle between visits to the shop.
Just binge watched F is for family, great writing Bill the show is really amazing truly. Enjoyed it on shrooms though, it really hits the marks with every "joke/point". Great stuff.
Bill, can I ask what portable tire inflator you would reccomend. Im at a loss...Amazon has thousands. I want one with all power options , Portable and Cordless and I'd rather not pay over 30 bucks. I know you are always changing tires so I'm hoping you can help me with this. Thanks in advance !!
You’re 100% right about the super rich Bill! Just like Bernie Sanders says: “Enough is enough! You can’t have it all!” As for the Superbowl, either team could win but I think if the Chiefs are on their game they can't be beat and the 9ers haven't been on their game in the playoffs---they've been lucky. Bottom line: defense wins championships. If the Chiefs defense stops the run they win. That's the key. If the 9ers can't run the ball they have to go with the pass and the Chiefs pass defense can shut that down while the Chiefs defensive line will harass Purdy all 4 quarters and that ought to keep them off balance enough they can't win the game.
Earlier when I wrote I was surprised that Putin allowed himself to be portrayed as a romantic & I was surprised by that, that's not exactly what I meant. To clarify, I was acknowledging the guys podcast & trying to think of what he said I said what he said to try & help him out. As far as Putin, he has always portrayed himself openly & honestly from what I can see as far as his personality. He rides horses with his shirt off, he does ju-jitzu, he wrestles, he hunts & fishes & of course he is a romantic. I was impressed that he was so generous with Tucker. I was at the gym so I had time to think about what I wrote. I also had time to think about this, it's going to be Valentine's Day here in a couple. Putin does this generous interview with Tucker, he shows his knowledge of history, his grasp of the facts his ability to speak comfortably & effortlessly on any topic. He even uses the language of our culture, he used a fraze that we Americans use regardless of our background. Putin said " back in the day" which is something that we say in the culture, from an old man like Greg Cody on the LeBatard show says in his segment back in the day or to a Hip Hop culture that loves to reminiss about back in the day Putin shows his mental activity & his K.G.B. background & instincts. I wonder, do you think Putin was showing this side or I should say do you think Putin was trying to influence they American Election by put out front this willingness & desire to end the war. I think he was attempting to win over American voters. If that's the case & it was then it's still Trump that Putin wants as they American President isn't it? Did you see the videos recently on social media where Putin is swimming with dolphins & gifted a puppy from a leader & as the leader is holding the puppy up in the air by its fur behind the neck Putin comes over & takes the puppy & coddles it like a baby, kisses it on the head & puts it down gently. It's clearly an attempt to influence the American vote for America's President.His game is tight & strong.
I LOVE what you said about "Did you ever have someone park in front of your house and they never came back, thats probably what God did, paraphrasing now, God was like Oh No! Or maybe it's a project he never finished". I basically say the same thing to my friend. It's like he's God and he's supposed to be able to do ANYTHING, and THIS IS WHAT HE CAME UP WITH!!??! Wtf!??! Really? Damn 😅😂
Waiting till June 10 to have a cigar’s not that bad. And just think, Bill; then it’s less than a month until the 4 of July. Which sounds like a good day to smoke a stick.
So im wondering if bill is still planning on betting 1000 dollars on the chifs to win. I found out most people are betting on 49 ers not just cause of popularity but of the odds being bassed on 2 points which i don't know how valuable thosr points are
The weirdest thing about Johnny Unitas’s 1974 Topps football card is not that he’s in a San Diego Chargers uniform, but that he grew his hair out and actually had long hair. No flat top. It looked really weird.
@@MahkyVmedia1 um nooo, are you the square of the comments with Cheetos and Doritos dust/crumbs on their phatttttt belly. Real true ballers don’t ever comment on puke media
Yo Bill, youve got more subscribers then SAS 😂😂 Im watching another youtuber talking about your reaction to right wing snowflakes, and they referenced your podcast, so im like, i better see if hes on YT, and what do you know 😂😂
*Interesting, 2018 was the lowest fatality Tornado season "in history" NOAA* *That's because we didn't RECORD that UNTIL Ulysses S. Grant was POTUS* *But no, Tornado seasons obviously aren't getting "worse"*
Well I think you might be right I remember hearing him say the chiefs always be down till last minute then boom out of nowhere tie and win. Now it's over time 19 to 19 2 minutes till end of 4th quarter 49 ers leading then boom tie 1 minute left over time. Bill Burr said it .the major end score bets before game began even was 24 9ers and Kansas 23. I don't know if that was in overtime or not but if so. Well nothing seems to far fetched here. If that happens million's of dollars Wll be made. By people betting
Bill burr can’t be changing tires on side road imagine If something happen to him, how many guys like me wouldn’t have comic relief and my snap bills keeping a lot of American from burning 😂
Félicitations Bill - Je te souhaite beaucoup de succès en francais. - N'oublies pas Montréal - Please check out Montreal's own Sugar Sammy - french - english - and something else
I totally agree with ol bill hunting ova theah! Musicians like Kurt cobain are so pretentious because they don’t have the talent to do what better musicians can do
Billyhoe, Really, Gretsch is the best drum kit? Well, I have to take your word on it because I'm no drummer ( dime a dozen lol). I'm a guitarist. So I'll take your word on it. Flying a helicopter and being a drummer must help sharpen your skill for flying. I know because I've attempted to play my drummer's kit. Coordination is paramount. I have a buddy with his license to fly a helicopter. Again coordination is paramount. He will let me fly it. My problem is gaining altitude without realizing it. In an old Bell 47, I think it was. The same chopper that is on M.A.S.H. a very old chopper. To me,it feel like riding a Case payloader. I can see we're drumming. Would help on training to fly. But I've been playing guitar for 40 years now Yes, I'm slightly older than you. But I'm here to tell the younger people listening. Figure out what you think is the coolest hobbie you can think of. Then do it. Under no circumstances do you quit. I guarantee you you're be😢 glad you did. Like guitar. There are some stupid statistics saying 95% of guitar beginners quit. I would say 80% of them don't have the guitar set-up correctly, making it next to impossible to play, much less learn. I was not gifted with some natural type mojo. I just wouldn't quit. It is so enjoyable now that words can't explain it. And it makes you so proud to do what others would give their left nut for. Oh, and pick out something you can do well into your life. You could be an absolute nobody at a party. In the corner sits a guitar. You ask. You must ask before picking up anybody guitar. If they say yes, then wash your hands and proceed to show your talent off. Then out of nowhere your talking to the ladies. And for some reason they are very interested in you. Not all them but most. So there you have it. I never heard of a dude scoring with the ladies because they are king champ of some stupid video game. But each to there own. I would just think if you took all the hours playing video games you could have been well off in something much more intuitive. You could boar your girlfriend to death or you can play cords on the guitar that bring out emotional feeling. You cannot buy time. You cannot stop time. You only go around once. Don't blow it. Just my humble opinion. Be kind to people. Love your family. Try to make each second of each day like your never going to get it back. I say listening to old red crouch is time well spent. If your multi-tasking at the same time. PEACE and enjoy life. If your that guy or gal that just likes to stir the pot, stop. Just try to be polite , nice to people. Try to live life like a nice helping person and watch how fast your life will change.
Bill can’t feel good morally in his heart & soul about Gina’s firing . Elon will pay all expenses for the best lawyers . He offers this service absolutely free to all in need of counsel due to D’s discrimination .
What about if god is mythology & humans are responsible for themselves & it's 100% their responsibility for their conduct on this earth; including their treatment of it.
Bill the customer service is non existent for the most part i hear you i miss the 90s too that was the best time of my life and even the 2000s but this border control is crazy we need Trump back in and you know it Billy holiday 😂
My favourite thing about the Thursday, Just before Friday, Monday Morning Podcast, is that as an Australian. It's a fucken Saturday
😂🎉❤
How is it mathematically possible that you’re two days ahead of pacific LA time
These are the deep cut ACDC tracks i play for my 3 year old... I am here for it, Billy boy.
Bill, I'm a recovering drunk and I truly admire your discipline and honesty. Keep it up, boyo!
Thank you bill, just thank you for being here for the people without a voice. Even if I rarely don’t agree with something, I still laugh, you’re the best out here. I know you won’t see this but maybe you will.
Thanks for checking in. I was worried about you. But mostly worried about me not getting a Bill Burr laugh.
Bill Talkin Drums Is The Best! Billy B. On The Beats.. Four On Tha Floowah!!
💪🏻8:05
you and John kept me rolling the whole time. It was awesome, please do it again soon
Another reason I love Bill Burr....the Superbowl is 30 minutes away and I had forgotten about it and he's just reminded me
Elmo: "How's everybody doing?"
Larry David: "Why, you little...!!"
can you let us know if you plan on doing anything with Jon Lovitz. I loved that PodCast
Bill, you got the deluxe mechanic treatment because A: You're a dude; and B: You have money. Of course they'll give you great customer service. Most people can't pay up front, and even fewer today care to invest the time into maintaining their vehicle between visits to the shop.
John lovitz is my favorite
Hell yes, deep cuts, your'e the best dad ever. Plus "Hard as a Rock"
Just binge watched F is for family, great writing Bill the show is really amazing truly. Enjoyed it on shrooms though, it really hits the marks with every "joke/point". Great stuff.
I LOVE THIS MO - FO .. LOVE HIM.,..😂
Your stream of consciousness is hilarious. Had to keep coming back though. Kept stopping to search TH-cam for Earl Weaver and to listen to AC/DC. 😂
Earl is a liar!
When John Lovett started to cry after their hundredth Tete a tete,I was rolling. Genius
Yay Bill!!!❤❤❤❤
Jon Lovitz is the man. Fkn love that guy. His humor is timeless. Can't imagine being friends with him.
Bill, can I ask what portable tire inflator you would reccomend. Im at a loss...Amazon has thousands. I want one with all power options , Portable and Cordless and I'd rather not pay over 30 bucks. I know you are always changing tires so I'm hoping you can help me with this. Thanks in advance !!
You’re 100% right about the super rich Bill! Just like Bernie Sanders says: “Enough is enough! You can’t have it all!”
As for the Superbowl, either team could win but I think if the Chiefs are on their game they can't be beat and the 9ers haven't been on their game in the playoffs---they've been lucky. Bottom line: defense wins championships. If the Chiefs defense stops the run they win. That's the key. If the 9ers can't run the ball they have to go with the pass and the Chiefs pass defense can shut that down while the Chiefs defensive line will harass Purdy all 4 quarters and that ought to keep them off balance enough they can't win the game.
Statistics show that defense doesn't win championships for a bit. I used to say the same thing.
I'm 17 minutes in and I'm already exited about Bill's rant cuz the middle picture reminds me of crazy funny shit as he does what he does✌
Sorry 17 seconds
@@Whoflungpoo2 Are you exited or excited? 😁
Both😂. Lol. Whoopsy daisy.. thanks for the spell check. Now i feel lile Borat cuz I'm very exite to be hear👍👍😂
Had to stop halfway and crank some AC/DC
If im playin football it don't matter if I'm on offense or defense that's my ball! That's how football is played
Hour and 10 in... the sloth stuff creased me up
For what it's worth i miss the old days with burr and virzi must be a good show hopefully
Earlier when I wrote I was surprised that Putin allowed himself to be portrayed as a romantic & I was surprised by that, that's not exactly what I meant. To clarify, I was acknowledging the guys podcast & trying to think of what he said I said what he said to try & help him out. As far as Putin, he has always portrayed himself openly & honestly from what I can see as far as his personality. He rides horses with his shirt off, he does ju-jitzu, he wrestles, he hunts & fishes & of course he is a romantic. I was impressed that he was so generous with Tucker. I was at the gym so I had time to think about what I wrote. I also had time to think about this, it's going to be Valentine's Day here in a couple. Putin does this generous interview with Tucker, he shows his knowledge of history, his grasp of the facts his ability to speak comfortably & effortlessly on any topic. He even uses the language of our culture, he used a fraze that we Americans use regardless of our background. Putin said " back in the day" which is something that we say in the culture, from an old man like Greg Cody on the LeBatard show says in his segment back in the day or to a Hip Hop culture that loves to reminiss about back in the day Putin shows his mental activity & his K.G.B. background & instincts. I wonder, do you think Putin was showing this side or I should say do you think Putin was trying to influence they American Election by put out front this willingness & desire to end the war. I think he was attempting to win over American voters. If that's the case & it was then it's still Trump that Putin wants as they American President isn't it? Did you see the videos recently on social media where Putin is swimming with dolphins & gifted a puppy from a leader & as the leader is holding the puppy up in the air by its fur behind the neck Putin comes over & takes the puppy & coddles it like a baby, kisses it on the head & puts it down gently. It's clearly an attempt to influence the American vote for America's President.His game is tight & strong.
".....I feel like that's what God did with earth...." Hahahaha Genius.
Good shit
You f'n rock on the drums Bill 🤘🥁
Jesus Bill.. your like the nice funny guy often late for work but we put up with it. God bless ya though. It's free I can't really cry I guess.
I bet you would have told the AAA guy I could change a tire if I wanted to.... lol
😂😂😂 I was waiting for that in the story too.
I LOVE what you said about "Did you ever have someone park in front of your house and they never came back, thats probably what God did, paraphrasing now, God was like Oh No! Or maybe it's a project he never finished".
I basically say the same thing to my friend. It's like he's God and he's supposed to be able to do ANYTHING, and THIS IS WHAT HE CAME UP WITH!!??! Wtf!??! Really? Damn 😅😂
Billy Sunshine! Grats on the Million Subs!
I bet $1 million that he doesn’t say anything about it during this podcast episode show
@@JShawnPaul that's even if he pays attention😂
@@Nuggyv420z huh? He (like me) doesn’t pay attention to much besides our families and making money a.k.a. working several jobs
Im checkin in on ya
58:28 “Caaaaa” 😂
Ol Billy Freckles! 🎉
My ride or die podcast 😂
Yay!!❤
Waiting till June 10 to have a cigar’s not that bad. And just think, Bill; then it’s less than a month until the 4 of July. Which sounds like a good day to smoke a stick.
So im wondering if bill is still planning on betting 1000 dollars on the chifs to win. I found out most people are betting on 49 ers not just cause of popularity but of the odds being bassed on 2 points which i don't know how valuable thosr points are
The weirdest thing about Johnny Unitas’s 1974 Topps football card is not that he’s in a San Diego Chargers uniform, but that he grew his hair out and actually had long hair. No flat top. It looked really weird.
1M subscribers finally!
Ole Billy doesn’t care
@@JShawnPaulwhat are you the sheriff of the comments? Relax!
Well said!
@@MahkyVmedia1 um nooo, are you the square of the comments with Cheetos and Doritos dust/crumbs on their phatttttt belly. Real true ballers don’t ever comment on puke media
I bet Bill never thought that Cam Newton would play for the patriots.
Good shit Bill, 36 hours late as usual
31:16 kinda like uniformed with derosa but at the time Joe was at your level he was newer to the game but Joe always put up good fight 😂
Yo Bill, youve got more subscribers then SAS 😂😂
Im watching another youtuber talking about your reaction to right wing snowflakes, and they referenced your podcast, so im like, i better see if hes on YT, and what do you know 😂😂
*Interesting, 2018 was the lowest fatality Tornado season "in history" NOAA*
*That's because we didn't RECORD that UNTIL Ulysses S. Grant was POTUS*
*But no, Tornado seasons obviously aren't getting "worse"*
Ol' Billy Ruminations over here
No one's gonna talk about how Dumb Bill spent $20k on a super bowl ticket?
Shout out to Lou Piniella ⚾
He might have the record for most bases stolen, sorry Ricky
"Tax me more!" -- Bill Burr, Feb 2024
Elmo just asked how you're doing so Elmo could talk about how Elmo is doing.
Keep it up B B ... Your a 100 % RIGHT mate ..👍🖕❤️
Happy to see most sensitive political people left 🎉
What’s sup Bill!
O-O-O its Bill you knoooow
the fact that Bill thinks his son will listen to the radio is kinda sad
A good Investment for your son this year would be .. 2 Boxes of NFL football cards (Topps, Fleer) Lot of great rookies this year!
I swear to God , if the chiefs get a questionable call late an win , I'm voting for trump!
i got one of those kits
Well I think you might be right I remember hearing him say the chiefs always be down till last minute then boom out of nowhere tie and win. Now it's over time 19 to 19 2 minutes till end of 4th quarter 49 ers leading then boom tie 1 minute left over time. Bill Burr said it .the major end score bets before game began even was 24 9ers and Kansas 23. I don't know if that was in overtime or not but if so. Well nothing seems to far fetched here. If that happens million's of dollars Wll be made. By people betting
Billy!
go broncos
Bill burr can’t be changing tires on side road imagine If something happen to him, how many guys like me wouldn’t have comic relief and my snap bills keeping a lot of American from burning 😂
25:20 Soixante Douze!!! 72 not 62....but its ok Bill!
Félicitations Bill - Je te souhaite beaucoup de succès en francais. - N'oublies pas Montréal - Please check out Montreal's own Sugar Sammy - french - english - and something else
Can't believe I just heard Bill Burr speak French with almost no accent whatsoever. Je suis sur le cul comme on dit.
ayeeeee BILLY BURRRRR , he ain't wet
Damnit, I was hoping Jon Lovitz was the guest again. Guess you couldn't handle that smoke, ole Billy bruised ego.
I totally agree with ol bill hunting ova theah! Musicians like Kurt cobain are so pretentious because they don’t have the talent to do what better musicians can do
Based on the thumbnail bro… 😂
So bill ur saying God is a mechanic with dirty finger nails. Lm add o 😂😂😂😂
Lmao
"Ya don't even care!!"
BILL. I WANNA HEAR YOUR OPINION ON THE ALL CHILEAN WOMEN SWAT TEAM. VIDEO OF THEM COMPETING. ITS HILARIOUS
Billyhoe,
Really, Gretsch is the best drum kit? Well, I have to take your word on it because I'm no drummer ( dime a dozen lol). I'm a guitarist. So I'll take your word on it. Flying a helicopter and being a drummer must help sharpen your skill for flying. I know because I've attempted to play my drummer's kit. Coordination is paramount. I have a buddy with his license to fly a helicopter. Again coordination is paramount. He will let me fly it. My problem is gaining altitude without realizing it. In an old Bell 47, I think it was. The same chopper that is on M.A.S.H. a very old chopper. To me,it feel like riding a Case payloader. I can see we're drumming. Would help on training to fly. But I've been playing guitar for 40 years now
Yes, I'm slightly older than you. But I'm here to tell the younger people listening. Figure out what you think is the coolest hobbie you can think of. Then do it. Under no circumstances do you quit. I guarantee you you're be😢 glad you did. Like guitar. There are some stupid statistics saying 95% of guitar beginners quit. I would say 80% of them don't have the guitar set-up correctly, making it next to impossible to play, much less learn. I was not gifted with some natural type mojo. I just wouldn't quit. It is so enjoyable now that words can't explain it. And it makes you so proud to do what others would give their left nut for. Oh, and pick out something you can do well into your life. You could be an absolute nobody at a party. In the corner sits a guitar. You ask. You must ask before picking up anybody guitar. If they say yes, then wash your hands and proceed to show your talent off. Then out of nowhere your talking to the ladies. And for some reason they are very interested in you. Not all them but most. So there you have it. I never heard of a dude scoring with the ladies because they are king champ of some stupid video game. But each to there own. I would just think if you took all the hours playing video games you could have been well off in something much more intuitive. You could boar your girlfriend to death or you can play cords on the guitar that bring out emotional feeling. You cannot buy time. You cannot stop time. You only go around once. Don't blow it. Just my humble opinion. Be kind to people. Love your family. Try to make each second of each day like your never going to get it back. I say listening to old red crouch is time well spent. If your multi-tasking at the same time. PEACE and enjoy life. If your that guy or gal that just likes to stir the pot, stop. Just try to be polite , nice to people. Try to live life like a nice helping person and watch how fast your life will change.
Old Billy - 1 Milly - Pumpkin Noggy - Burr
*1862, made LAST years rains look like NOTHING, This is a 40 year cycle*
*BTW, CO2 level was within HISTORIC norms in 1862!!!*
Billiam, Barbie is a trip film. You need LSD for it. At least 2 doses for full visual effects
Bill's 3 year-old son is cooler than me...
i thought you were cute so you got a piece of my existence.
Billy Biblically Yep It IsRael
We get numbnuts singing it
So You're usin ya higher brain my Red bro . GO FRECKLES.. HATE YA ❤❤
No reads for the year???? Uh ohh
Da wata. Geo engineering enjoy your floods
Does this count as a text? LOL (hey seriously are you like, ok? I'm not tbh this shit is insane right now)
Bill can’t feel good morally in his heart & soul about Gina’s firing . Elon will pay all expenses for the best lawyers . He offers this service absolutely free to all in need of counsel due to D’s discrimination .
It's Friday tho
What about if god is mythology & humans are responsible for themselves & it's 100% their responsibility for their conduct on this earth; including their treatment of it.
Learn Quebec culture, language, accent and you’ll realize its funnier and closer to home
Terrible taste in music Bill
I try to listen but the dead sports guys stuff makes me shut it off
Get Paul a office job behind the scenes. Don’t need to ever look or hear him in life.
Upload it THURSDAY. OR CALL IT FRIDAY'S PODCAST.
Unlike you, Bill is a busy man. Get a life
he has already explained, the name is when he does it, not posts it. A real fan would know this...
Take it on Friday and don't complain, like a REAL man!
I could've sworn you took the gay route and deleted my comments,,
Bill the customer service is non existent for the most part i hear you i miss the 90s too that was the best time of my life and even the 2000s but this border control is crazy we need Trump back in and you know it Billy holiday 😂
This one felt cheap and nasty.
What's with the delays dude...is your producah unda wahhtah