Villains in 2021 be like:

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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

    • @Madfattdeeb
      @Madfattdeeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're not my supervisor! You can't make me.

    • @captainscentsible1811
      @captainscentsible1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tristian Sterling you both are so full if it, that never will work.scammer

    • @depen963
      @depen963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are the villains so often russian in american content? It's not nice and is starts to be annoying

    • @habibkhalid4052
      @habibkhalid4052 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Each and everything the russian julie said word to word true 🤣🤣🤣🤣 All the frustrations specially that face mask and the nose uncovering thing that was lit 😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯

    • @toolma66
      @toolma66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@depen963 It's a remnant from the Cold War years, but I think that Julie, who is a Canadian, not an American, made her villain speak Russian as a nod to the old Bond movies.

  • @rrfilm-o5o
    @rrfilm-o5o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6412

    I always enjoy a nemesis who is considerate of copyright law. Be evil, but at least be original.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +781

      haha well she's not a monster, she has at least some human decency :P

    • @Angelsadagio
      @Angelsadagio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I’m confused how you commented 17 hours ago when this hasn’t even been up for half an hour yet

    • @qwertzy2610
      @qwertzy2610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      In DnD you call that lawful evil (yes, it only applys for copyright law)

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@julienolke IDK about that... Wrong aisles and misuse of masks?

    • @nocig135
      @nocig135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Angelsadagio Premium “members” or something give them access like 24 hours early

  • @OurayTheOwl
    @OurayTheOwl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1978

    How Canadian is Julie, apologizes as hostage...

    • @Sam-oh1ck
      @Sam-oh1ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same thought popped into my head

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL, exactly.

    • @Hurrikan7638
      @Hurrikan7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kassilya193 are you talking abuut some timbits and a large double double? That would be great eh.

    • @JBTriple8
      @JBTriple8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      heard that surry

    • @piemasta93
      @piemasta93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      underrated comment

  • @martingautreau5583
    @martingautreau5583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2177

    Russian Julie is my new favorite Julie. She should not be a one time thing.

    • @quirkiebean793
      @quirkiebean793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yesss

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      What Russian Julie?
      Are you talking about Oksana?

    • @darwinwins
      @darwinwins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Russian vampire Julie. Crossover!

    • @rain1956
      @rain1956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd love it if she did something about Russian trolls. Since trump, I've developed much visceral revulsion towards Russian propaganda. Much potential there for laughs.

    • @everythingissalad2969
      @everythingissalad2969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #morerussianjulie

  • @sorrynotsorry8224
    @sorrynotsorry8224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    If time travel ever becomes a thing, torture will involve sending people back to 2020.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      fax

    • @Adrischa
      @Adrischa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yes so rough... it's impossible to think of a worse year or time in all of history. A year of pure torture: staying inside.

    • @corvusdove874
      @corvusdove874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      We might want to check in with March 2021 Julie in case she has Dec 2020 travel plans...

    • @sagedismal
      @sagedismal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Adrischa I think people who were alive during the bubonic plague would disagree. We at least had entertainment and ways to communicate with others over long distances.

    • @Adrischa
      @Adrischa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@sagedismal yeah I was ironic. Like for most people in the western world it was an inconvinient. Alone in the last century there were many years worse then this one

  • @yogeshtheist5528
    @yogeshtheist5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

    I got anxiety just by listening to her threats gosh go away you evil one

    • @Lunaris3-in-1
      @Lunaris3-in-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @charzemc
      @charzemc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Julie is brilliant. You triggered snowflakes shouldn't really give strangers on the internet that kind of information about you.

    • @Smoke-et5wt
      @Smoke-et5wt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@charzemc how tf is that being a snowflake bruh did you just learn that word 💀💀Whats someone gonna do when they find out a random person on the got anxiety by listening to those threats LMAO. Also I'm pretty sure he meant that as a joke

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@charzemc FACT: people who use the words "triggered snowflakes" are usually way more insecure than the people they're trying to make fun of. See: Fragile Masculinity...

  • @daftrok
    @daftrok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    Julie: Why is every toilet seat I sit on suspiciously warm?
    Villian Julie: Muhaha...

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You will afterwards wash your hands in my bathroom sink under the hot tap because it is so cold. You will wait for the running water to get tolerable to the touch.
      It will never get above freezing. NEVAAAAHHH!!!

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Ugh. Warm water is gross. It's been sitting in the pipes all day, soaking up lead and at the perfect temperature for microbes to grow.
      Cold water all the way!

    • @mrsparkle001
      @mrsparkle001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@neolexiousneolexian6079 eh build up those immunities! Tepid water right out of the faucet each time, every time!

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that how you think water pipes work?

    • @Sun.Shine-
      @Sun.Shine- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like villanellie 😂

  • @maddoxmakesvideos
    @maddoxmakesvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3956

    "American news, lots of yelling"
    I'm dying.

    • @rinnin
      @rinnin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Watching a new movie asking questions is what killed me! 😂

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Try and watch some Italian TV.

    • @lola-r-vdw
      @lola-r-vdw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      you haven't watched India's news

    • @Sam-oh1ck
      @Sam-oh1ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She's not wrong

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She's not wrong

  • @UltraLightSP
    @UltraLightSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    "And my mask - covering only my mouth leaving my nose exposed"
    People in 2019: what?
    People in 2021: oh god help me

    • @sapphireaqua
      @sapphireaqua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      She had me at that. I will surendder immediately.

    • @ktiffany5904
      @ktiffany5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That is definitely the worst.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I thought she was going to say, "And my mask... will be covering my chin instead of my mouth!"

    • @dubcarchick
      @dubcarchick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think I ghasped!

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@steviesteveo1 And thus those people learned the difference between "can't" and "won't because they're selfish assholes".

  • @Limxuv
    @Limxuv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Roxanna: “for copyright reasons”
    2021 villains so woke they won’t plagiarize other people’s intellectual property even while torturing their victims

    • @anatine_banana_69
      @anatine_banana_69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Oskana
      But yeah

    • @nukepcr
      @nukepcr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anatine_banana_69 Oksana! 😝
      @Limxuv Her
      That’s a very loose interpretation of the word woke!

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't think the are so woke that they won't plagiarize... But no evil super villain is as stupid as to take on a whole pack of copyright lawyers crying for blood.
      Other secret agents? Sure. Killer commandos. Ok. But Lawyers... one has to draw the line somewhere.

    • @anatine_banana_69
      @anatine_banana_69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robertnett9793 and also the Tax Officers

    • @Parents_of_Twins
      @Parents_of_Twins ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm really confused by what "woke" means? Is it being knowledgeable and courteous or idiotic and rude? But seriously what the hell does woke mean? I'm seriously asking.

  • @timstalam
    @timstalam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    When you flip the pillow but both sides are warm
    Evil Julie: aaah ha ha ha

    • @rohanparikh4392
      @rohanparikh4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated😂

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you stick your foot out of ze blanket but I HAVE MADE ZE ROOM SO HOT YOU CAN FEEL NO DIFFERENCE

    • @Hermititis
      @Hermititis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But...what if I don't like this whole "cool side of the pillow" thing that other people rave about? What if I actually prefer warm pillows? Would she try and refrigerate the pillow to torture me?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hermititis Oh, most definitely.
      She's very efficient like that.

  • @dudemandudefood
    @dudemandudefood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    Omg the reading over the shoulder thing is literal torture! Do whatever she says!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      hahahaha

    • @oliviertremblay8546
      @oliviertremblay8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      worst is if they read slightly slower then you and make mistakes as they read...

    • @malcolmcairnie9054
      @malcolmcairnie9054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then they argue with you about your first suggestion.

    • @nighthiker
      @nighthiker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually, I'd call it literary torture...

    • @pudgebl67
      @pudgebl67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oliviertremblay8546 then... tell you not to turn the page yet, cause they have finished reading

  • @ktsterlin9304
    @ktsterlin9304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    When she whispered “one meter,” I felt that.

    • @maxthexpfarmer3957
      @maxthexpfarmer3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is only recommended to be 1 meter in Europe.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maxthexpfarmer3957 Some authorities say 2m, some say 1m . The evidence presented for 1m seems highly speculative, while 2m seems to be based on measured sneeze distance.

  • @vimbert
    @vimbert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    "For copyright reasons"
    Dang right- she may be evil, but as they say, professionals have standards.

  • @runforthecube
    @runforthecube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2305

    You are a very strong agent. I would have broke after that first question!!

    • @okgibberish6771
      @okgibberish6771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Why did I read in Julie’s Russian villain accent?

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eeddingt
    @eeddingt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Did she build the character around the hat?! Or did she search for a hat to fit the character?!
    And I think that is my basement.

    • @hcatUNC
      @hcatUNC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, not gonna lie, I paused the video to go search for a hat like that.

    • @dlee827
      @dlee827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's the Toasted Marshmallow of Evil.

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hcatUNC how do you google that? “Russian villain hat”?

    • @BruceHoult
      @BruceHoult 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Miss_Distress it is called Ушанка (ushanka). And that was a very good accent maintained over a long time. Is Julie really Юля?

  • @oxiary
    @oxiary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    This was just one big anti-Flex Tape propaganda commercial all along.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      hahahah

    • @oxiary
      @oxiary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@julienolke OHMYGOSH JULIE RESPONSEDD HASDSDHAJSDJHJDSA you're awsome!! love your videoss been watching all year. THANK U FOR THE ART ♡♡

    • @Stoffel324
      @Stoffel324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Now that's a lot of damage

    • @rcb3921
      @rcb3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Stoffel324 *Multiple coats applied

    • @albertbatfinder5240
      @albertbatfinder5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weird Flex, but OK. (That describes most of Julie’s neuroses.)

  • @random23287
    @random23287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    "American news. Lots of yelling." Lol best part

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      it's so true though

    • @paradoxicalcitizen1139
      @paradoxicalcitizen1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Me watching Indian News: Oh you poor soul, you have seen nothing.

    • @random23287
      @random23287 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paradoxicalcitizen1139 😂

    • @shubhamgoyal977
      @shubhamgoyal977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@julienolke Watch Indian news once

    • @MrYusu-jg2if
      @MrYusu-jg2if 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julienolke Justin?

  • @paulkovacs6654
    @paulkovacs6654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    You forgot the coup de gras, when someone has their mask on correctly in a store, but then pulls it down to sneeze/cough in order to not get their mask all wet........

    • @lemonielala3080
      @lemonielala3080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Or just to talk to some random acquaintance they run into at the store. 👌

    • @Secretzstolen
      @Secretzstolen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No omg covidiots I haven't seen this but its absolutely dumb

    • @integralsun
      @integralsun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, ummm, who wants wear a snotted out mask? I remove it and sneeze into my hanky.

    • @MsZephyra
      @MsZephyra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *coup de grace :)

    • @stenakestrid
      @stenakestrid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@MsZephyra @Paul Kovacs In my opinion, the misspelling works exceptionally well in this case so I think he should keep it. There isn't anything graceful about pulling down the mask to sneeze out in the open, it's gross.

  • @It-is-true-1689
    @It-is-true-1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "why would you not cover your nose?!" EXACTLY!!

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr
      It's probably the learning paradox thing or maybe people are just stupid

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CoryPchajek so true
      Like mam you clearly have watched at least one epic of gray's anatomy so you knew that surgeons can be at least 12 hours wearing 2 masks and protective clothing when doing a surgery

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CoryPchajek awkward

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CoryPchajek I wish that they couldn't breathe it would save a lot of lives ironically

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CoryPchajek Where I live it's often the employees in grocery stores that wear them under their nose. One of them kept pulling it down on purpose.

  • @rainwalkerstudios3388
    @rainwalkerstudios3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    She may be evil, but at least she's trying to be sensitive.

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not completely evil. when she said she would turn on the tv, I thought she was going to threaten to put on the Kardashians. That would break me.

    • @rainwalkerstudios3388
      @rainwalkerstudios3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HariSeldon913 You make a fair point.

    • @Youllneverknow-u2b
      @Youllneverknow-u2b 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds familiah

  • @whedonobsessed
    @whedonobsessed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I missed all of this because I was too distracted by evil Julie's cheekbones

  • @RachaelLongLastName
    @RachaelLongLastName 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Are you trying to tell me my mom has been torturing me this entire time?

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      in a way...

    • @justinbaker9880
      @justinbaker9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *points gun* always has been

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She's not telling you. It's better if you figure it out on your own.

  • @joshuagingrich3881
    @joshuagingrich3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Honestly, when someone is asking me questions during a movie I have to resist the urge to punch them just to shut 'em up

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      fax

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you don't maybe they'll stop

    • @paradoxicalcitizen1139
      @paradoxicalcitizen1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real You couldn't have said it before I killed my 9 yo sister, could you?

    • @epoen2012
      @epoen2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love the pic. Best current representation of linkin park, the broken hexagon...rip chester b

    • @Pete...NoNotThatOne
      @Pete...NoNotThatOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “You’ll burn in a very special level of hell, one reserved for child molesters, and people who talk at the theatre.”

  • @zacharykroll7526
    @zacharykroll7526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The first 4 minutes are a great Bond film. The last minute and a half is the obligatory Canadian apology video for the mock torture. Iconic!

    • @jonbongjovi1869
      @jonbongjovi1869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She should be "BLOND.... JANE BLOND"!

  • @rogue6
    @rogue6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Julie 'Zoya the Destroya' Nolke isn't the villain we deserve, but the villain we need

    • @misscrackwood
      @misscrackwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I totally thought of Zoya throughout the whole video 💕

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right we need more of her

    • @Charmedsas1
      @Charmedsas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love me some GLOW

    • @sarahinsf
      @sarahinsf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * smiles infused with fond memories *

    • @dance.amandabarros
      @dance.amandabarros 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg YESSSSSS

  • @sharkmisdeed
    @sharkmisdeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    That accent made me watch the sponsored section. Well done, Comrade Julie.

    • @Abhishekdebnathdalton
      @Abhishekdebnathdalton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @burntcoppery
      @burntcoppery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      'Also i change the location so i can watch the different netflix'. I mean, this is a+ reason to become a villain.

  • @TheMathSorcerer
    @TheMathSorcerer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    LOL your videos kept coming up on my recommended so I finally subbed, great stuff:)

    • @Slay888
      @Slay888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

    • @cadrimbose
      @cadrimbose 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I must have good taste to have gotten the same video recommended. 🤔
      My life is blessed! Yay!

  • @carlstewart9289
    @carlstewart9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Gotta say, diggin' evil Julie's hat.

  • @gerrymccartney3561
    @gerrymccartney3561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Her name is Nolke, Julie Nolke licensed to make you laugh.

  • @parsival
    @parsival 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    I'll be honest those are pretty bad torture methods. But have you ever watched a movie with your parents and a sex scene came up....now that.....that is torture.

    • @heatherglover7789
      @heatherglover7789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Or you go round to a very christian house hold but they knowingly put on that kind of movie and just ignore it because the rest of the movie is worth it to them... but you wonder why they are making you sit through those few minutes of torture.

    • @niya9387
      @niya9387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My parents have always either skipped that stuff, or just not watched movies with us that have that in it.

    • @Secretzstolen
      @Secretzstolen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg yes oh my gawd so awkward ugh

    • @rebeccathornemusic
      @rebeccathornemusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yes that’s bad... but have you ever had to use a phone charger that only works when held at certain angle?

    • @darwinwins
      @darwinwins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Time. Slows. Down. Explain that, physics nerds.

  • @germanfernandezdurante9467
    @germanfernandezdurante9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Next level of torture... I will ask you to choose a place to have dinner together, because "whatever you choose is fine", only to get mad at you at every choice you make.

    • @anilz4297
      @anilz4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This!! This!! My brother does this all the time!

    • @joannabratton5941
      @joannabratton5941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My husband: I need new towels I don’t care what color.
      I bring home black and white towels.
      Hubs: I hate that color.

  • @Monika-wo7nd
    @Monika-wo7nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    Me: watching English TH-camrs to get rid of my slavic accent
    Julie: speaking russian accent
    Me: 👁️👄👁️

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @maladetts
      @maladetts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is what Monika and Julie exchanged, as TH-cam displays it:
      I II II I
      (SIX BARELY VISIBLE GRAY VERTICAL LINES)

    • @agathaallalong8336
      @agathaallalong8336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha mam dokładnie tak samo

    • @salaltschul3604
      @salaltschul3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Keep your accent!!!

    • @DemonofLight80
      @DemonofLight80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Monika How’s Julie’s accent?

  • @courtneyhilton7916
    @courtneyhilton7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Seeing these 2 ‘enemies’ wind up apologizing to each other and agreeing that they need to be more collaborative is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen, and one of many reasons I wish I came from the Great White North. Well done as always Julie!

  • @ItsTheGuy77
    @ItsTheGuy77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    ''Is it gonna be hard to find a super evil villain for the Black Widow movie?"
    "Actually, Super easy, barely an inconvenience"
    "Oh really? What's she gonna do?"
    "Well, She's gonna slightly inconvenience Black Widow"
    "Slightly inconveniencing people is tight!"

    • @Mark-fo6ij
      @Mark-fo6ij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Wow wow wow”
      “Ohh my God”

    • @mysterious_drake
      @mysterious_drake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I would endure Oksana's torture just to see Julie make an appearance in a Pitch Meeting with Ryan. That would just be the best thing ever!

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "But wouldn't Black Widow just shoot her?"
      "Well she can't or the movie won't happen. So I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back."

    • @Mark-fo6ij
      @Mark-fo6ij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MurasakiTsukimaru “Oh, let me get off that thing.”

    • @somebodyto2
      @somebodyto2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      please let this cross-over happens for real!

  • @nayeemred9632
    @nayeemred9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Julie Nolke has become one of my favorite channels on TH-cam. That is probably the best outcome from 2020 for me.

  • @npardom
    @npardom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I’m ashamed to admit that until today, I thought Julie was American. I realized she wasn’t when she said “2 meters” instead of 6 ft, and I was like: “Well, she uses metric, good for her” 😂

    • @ProkrastinationMeisterei
      @ProkrastinationMeisterei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Evil Russian Julie is using metric because Russia uses metric. Also, Julie is Canadian.

    • @Canny-Octopus
      @Canny-Octopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At 4:30 she says she's sorey - Canadian!

    • @edgbarra
      @edgbarra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Metric system rules 🙌

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      metric system >>> imperial system

  • @Itharl
    @Itharl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The torture ending on a collaborative note felt like a very Canadian ending.

  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    What would be the worst mundane torture for you to endure?

  • @knokgroda
    @knokgroda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Why won't you stay back..
    JUST A LITTLE BIT
    JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE"
    Cleverly hidden references ❤️😁

  • @Shawnasart76597
    @Shawnasart76597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I've definitely done the passive-aggressive look at the arrow, then at the person going against it, then back at the arrow... she's right it doesn't work.

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've tried vocally pointing it out, and I'm pretty sure afterwards that some people do it willfully.

    • @nbucwa6621
      @nbucwa6621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Got into a "fight" at the store because someone was walking up the wrong way in the aisle and they smugly said as they passed me "you're going the wrong way" and I was following the arrows! I didn't realise real life trolling exists until then

    • @tihana13
      @tihana13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those arrows are a real thing? Where? In Croatia we don't have them.

  • @Raven_Black_252
    @Raven_Black_252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I was dying while she was demonstrating the duct tape commercial lmao

    • @madisonrose1893
      @madisonrose1893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      top tier 🤣

    • @dallasvienneau
      @dallasvienneau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was without a doubt the best part of the whole video. I like to think she was referring to Red Green's handyman's secret weapon.

    • @Raven_Black_252
      @Raven_Black_252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dallasvienneau I was thinking about flex tape, it's the one that is used for meme stuff. There is the big glass tube leaking water and he slaps the crack with tape 😂

    • @dallasvienneau
      @dallasvienneau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Raven_Black_252 I see. I've never seen that commercial, I have to look it up.

  • @SarahHolmwood
    @SarahHolmwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "And my mask... will only be covering my mouth, rendering the mask totally useless" I loled

  • @toria7242
    @toria7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Evil lady: tortures 0008 using nightmare COVID scenarios
    Evil lady: you pushed me to the edge
    0008 with the most Canadian reply ever: oh yeah sorry about that

  • @probablyaparent
    @probablyaparent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So the villain is every college roommate I've had combined with my father-in-law? Sounds like pure hell.

  • @mathfincoding
    @mathfincoding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I almost said the Russian accent was over the top but then I remembered I had a Russian professor who sounded exactly like this even though she'd been living in New York for more than 25 years

    • @DuctTapePwnz
      @DuctTapePwnz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, that's actually how we talk, until we've been in the West long enough to blend in, and begin enacting our evil plans

    • @justinemot2282
      @justinemot2282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      зис из екзактли хау ай римембер оур лессонс фром скул

  • @arnavvirani9873
    @arnavvirani9873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "For copyright reasons" LMAO

  • @something8245
    @something8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I'm slav. My auntie's name is Oksana and she legit has this exact hat.

    • @gemmaweber4115
      @gemmaweber4115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm a Slav and I have this hat too 😂😂 and I wear those big (faux) fur collars on all my winter coats

  • @erinr.b6585
    @erinr.b6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Baby shark on repeat non stop, now that would be torture

    • @TableDogBlog
      @TableDogBlog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The last 10 months has been a nearly ceaseless looping run of Wiggles and Cocomelon for my family. Baby shark is nothing in comparison.

    • @p8ntballnxj
      @p8ntballnxj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who hurt you...

  • @icyflame716
    @icyflame716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The supermarket scenario with people going the wrong way in aisles was just painfully recognizable

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "I saw man use tape, he had big leak, and he just-" (slaps wall)
    Me, a cultured individual: wait.....

    • @mayankjayaswal4907
      @mayankjayaswal4907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr its a meme template, im surprised more people aren't pointing it out

    • @brodypenn
      @brodypenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mayankjayaswal4907 You it from the meme template and not the original Bill Swift Flex Tape commercial? Uncultured

  • @basudevnayak8762
    @basudevnayak8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This girl made her career talking to herself ❤️

    • @abandonedaccountstopfillin9908
      @abandonedaccountstopfillin9908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep i respect that i like the other one rayan gorge a tiny bit more but shes cool

    • @basudevnayak8762
      @basudevnayak8762 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abandonedaccountstopfillin9908 thank you for letting me know about Ryan George, I had never watched his videos and now he is one of my favourite now !!

  • @burningblue4068
    @burningblue4068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I appreciate your dedication to finding filming locations in the middle of a pandemic.
    I'd like to think that the building maintenance guy opened the door while you were filming this, you both stared awkwardly at each other for 10 seconds in silence, then he just closed the door and left.

  • @JasonW.
    @JasonW. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What I learned about 2021 evil villains:
    They too had to buy a 2nd refrigerator for their secret lairs.

  • @abdullahmohammad848
    @abdullahmohammad848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "In Russia, you do not get Covid, Covid gets you." Lol

  • @MikeJackson690
    @MikeJackson690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Generic Russian accent: "Hashtag plandemic" 😆

    • @timthesmurf
      @timthesmurf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It does sound kinda German tbh haha

    • @rivenoak
      @rivenoak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      russian language itself is void of H :D

    • @oinochoe
      @oinochoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Felicia K. as a Russian, it doesn’t sound like russian to my ear. More of “russian from the movies”. I laughed though)

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't use the name of that propaganda piece.

  • @hortensialei5216
    @hortensialei5216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Villains in 2021: Wastes a whole batch of perfectly usable masks
    Everyone: *dies inside*

  • @TheGrayExplorer
    @TheGrayExplorer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Leaving a very long voice mail with the number at the end, then speeding through the number so you have to listen to the whole message 2/3 times

  • @bedtimestories2027
    @bedtimestories2027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    When the sponsorship part is as funny as the vedio, you know it's Julie Nolke's

    • @SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj
      @SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do you know ryan george?

    • @sagedismal
      @sagedismal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Mann Shorts.

    • @bedtimestories2027
      @bedtimestories2027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sagedismal nop.. Will check him out.. I am sure she isn't the only one.. But her comedy and personality are my cup of tea

    • @bedtimestories2027
      @bedtimestories2027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj I dont like him that much.. Sorry
      His editing is very poor and his comedy ideas are redundant

    • @SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj
      @SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bedtimestories2027 hmm okay your opinion.

  • @petruraciula9056
    @petruraciula9056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I thought that the answer for "what do you want?" was "toilet paper".

  • @AVASpanishLessons
    @AVASpanishLessons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That "When you haven't seen your family in a year, then I will go on holidays and post it on Facebook"... It's already happening to me, I know that torture, it's painful.

  • @c.g.silver8782
    @c.g.silver8782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "American news. Lot's of yelling" 😅😂😂

  • @benlapoint7697
    @benlapoint7697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my favorite one of your videos so far!

  • @magicaladventuresyt
    @magicaladventuresyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “American news, lots of yelling”😂😂😂😂

  • @jean-michelwalker8829
    @jean-michelwalker8829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I want a Julie Nolke movie featuring all your characters!

    • @kiram.3619
      @kiram.3619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes!!!

    • @madisonrose1893
      @madisonrose1893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that would be dope!

    • @hawkeye1836
      @hawkeye1836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      she'd have to pay herself ah fortune, to get everyone together

  • @TumblingTiger
    @TumblingTiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So proud of you. Very funny, creative, and better sketches that whats been on SnL for the last 5 years. Luv ya. Appreciate you and know that you will reach the highest level of creative entertainment. Still can't believe its all you and not a staff of 50 writers and producers. Well done!

  • @Revenge128
    @Revenge128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As a half Russian I can tell you Julie your Russian accent is on point. 👌🏻😁

  • @fuzzyrant
    @fuzzyrant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    I wouldn't mind one bit if Julie replaces Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff 😌

    • @mrmrmome
      @mrmrmome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Neither will I!

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She's more Jessica Chastain than ScarJo IMHO

    • @benjaminlore6633
      @benjaminlore6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but black widow died

    • @Drkofta
      @Drkofta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wouldn't mind if she replaces RDJ as Tony Stark!

    • @markkarasik2211
      @markkarasik2211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😎 She’d be a hell of a Bond Girl!

  • @msmarya100
    @msmarya100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a Russian, can I just say this is by far the best Russian accent I've seen in and outside of Hollywood. Dropping the articles really did it for me 😂👌

  • @travellingphysicist
    @travellingphysicist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Me as a villain : "I will make you watch Christmas movies....one after other....for hours..."

  • @gregorygaines8663
    @gregorygaines8663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nolke is THE GREATEST! She needs her own sketch show immediately!

  • @coin5207
    @coin5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:36 Evil Julie has gotten to all of us, even Dr Mike😱

  • @Atlas3060
    @Atlas3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I get the feeling Oksana wasn't really threatening to torture 0008, but was just listing her foibles. That way if the Agent was cool with them she could slide up with a following question of "So you looking for a room mate?" or see if she's single, something like that.

  • @amp7980
    @amp7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I feel like the villian character was made just to justify buying that hat n using it as a tax write off. It is a great hat though

  • @coin5207
    @coin5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    3:20 Americans be like: "... One meter? What is that in light-years?"

    • @CopShowGuy
      @CopShowGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's like...8 gallons of milk apart.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      about 3.3 light nanoseconds.

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johndododoe1411 roughly 3/330 football fields

  • @ChaiTimeDataScience
    @ChaiTimeDataScience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Idk care about villains but when I grow old, I'll tell my kids; Julie was our Pandemic hero and her videos were what got us through it!

    • @johnlucas6683
      @johnlucas6683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pandemic hero.. hehe I like that term.

  • @AlainaLindsay
    @AlainaLindsay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “ZET WUZ DUCT TAPE!!” Favourite part

  • @masham8071
    @masham8071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Okay, as a Russian myself, I have to say that excepting a couple of instances in which you would really need to know Russian to sound authentic (as in saying "myetr" instead of "metre" with a rolling r) THAT WAS WONDERFUL! My God, if everyone trying a Russian accent would be so culturally appropriate and respectful (including the reference to the coronavirus, because... it is a sensitive topic), the world would be a better place. Thank you, Julie!

  • @sadiemcc9363
    @sadiemcc9363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I've taken to looking people in the grocery store with their noses out directly in the eyes and casually adjusting my already-in-place mask.

    • @gardengatesopen
      @gardengatesopen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just start calling them out.

    • @luminoustorus548
      @luminoustorus548 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      then they pull it down further and blow a raspberry

  • @CrimsonTemplar2
    @CrimsonTemplar2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It was delightful when the cracks in 888’s facade started showing - “Every aisle you go up, I go down. Every aisle you go down, I go up.”

  • @mikedonovan4768
    @mikedonovan4768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That was the best Spanish/Russian/French/Middle Eastern accent I have heard in ages ! 😄

  • @dhruviljariwala8786
    @dhruviljariwala8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Acting skills on this women, AAA1+👌

  • @alecrichards8574
    @alecrichards8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We need to see more from these arch-nemeses / half-sisters. I love them.

  • @ivanlagaillarde
    @ivanlagaillarde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    At the end I was like: Why is this girl doing the ad instead of Julie.... 2 seconds later I realized I'm an idiot.

  • @whatdidijustwatch4962
    @whatdidijustwatch4962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    If this villian really wants to torture her she would just put her through school.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      School isn't that bad after you graduate, sometimes i wish to go back there

    • @winged_wheels
      @winged_wheels 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Topher The12th depends on school experience. I was fine but my cousin was bullied so bad, she did 75% of her schoolwork at home.

    • @vanessa3550
      @vanessa3550 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Topher The12th I've found school was a lot worse than real life is. It all depends on the experiences you had.

  • @ElliottDent
    @ElliottDent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When the Russian accent continued into the sponsor, that was the moment the laughter defeated me.

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Julie has two refrigerators in her basement; one for storing extra food, and another that's entirely full of alcohol for her magic mirror self to drink.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm guessing one is for storing bodies.

  • @SBzKillFrenzy
    @SBzKillFrenzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *I'm convinced both Julie Nolke and Ryan George have twins that they shoot their videos with* 🤣🤣

    • @jacobd1984
      @jacobd1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tatiana Maslany. Julie Nolke. Ryan George. All Canadians. Coincidence.....or hidden cloning factory?

    • @SBzKillFrenzy
      @SBzKillFrenzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacobd1984 you know what? You might be on to something lol

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacobd1984 Wow, you're onto something here.

    • @misscrackwood
      @misscrackwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Canada everybody has an identical twin, didn't you know! 🤪

  • @tanyakarazan8094
    @tanyakarazan8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg the tape 🤣🤣🤣 “He had a big leak” 😭😭 Im dying. You are Canada’s national treasure. Screw the maple syrup!

  • @mrzinz4047
    @mrzinz4047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Peter sent me, wasnt disapointed. Hillarious villain! Awesome humor - spot on! Subed and going through the rest of your vids now.

  • @kevinnathanson6876
    @kevinnathanson6876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    That was the most Canadian life-threatening encounter ever... No wonder there are no canadian action heroes or villains in the modern oeuvre of the action/adventure film. One hour of car chases-in which the participants leave notes on every car that they scrape or dent-followed by reasonable and polite negotiation as a replacement for the shooting scenes because, guns, you know.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Autonoters on the cars, arguments in the negotiation put on screen and thrown at the characters like projectiles they can Neo around.

    • @AJayTwo001
      @AJayTwo001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean... Deadpool and Wolverine are Canadian.

  • @abinbenny10
    @abinbenny10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of the best channels on TH-cam right now.
    This claim is undisputed⚠️

  • @robertdouglas9345
    @robertdouglas9345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Surely one of the major networks is watching these videos and says "sign this girl up to a sitcom!" Good luck!

  • @beatrizribeiro2417
    @beatrizribeiro2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Ok why is no one talking about the Killing Eve reference?
    "Oksana..."

    • @thaishln
      @thaishln 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sim mano (brasileira detectada) vc tbm acha ela parecida com a Jodie (que faz a Villanelle)?

    • @Mindoir
      @Mindoir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And I can actually see her doing all that just to annoy Eve

    • @beatrizribeiro2417
      @beatrizribeiro2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thaishln sou portuguesa mas yah... mas ns se a acho mt mt parecida mas o accent russo ta quase igual mas claro q a jodie faz um sotaquee noutro nivel 😅

    • @beatrizribeiro2417
      @beatrizribeiro2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mindoir totally with her little, im annoying you but u like it smile on her face 😂

    • @thaishln
      @thaishln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beatrizribeiro2417 separadas por um oceano 😂 a Jodie é uma atriz incrível. Fiquei em choque quando descobri que ela não fala outra língua além de inglês, porque o sotaque é taaao perfeito

  • @Welshguy78
    @Welshguy78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Is your Russian nemesis single? Asking for a friend.

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oksana is dating 0008

    • @urdadsleftasshole69
      @urdadsleftasshole69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maxhydekyle2425 Yes.

    • @Welshguy78
      @Welshguy78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@maxhydekyle2425 All the good hot evil nemesis' are in relationships. 😥 I waited too long.

    • @Heath_Cox
      @Heath_Cox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did she say she had a sister?

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Diana I hear Roxanna, but you're definitely right, I'm gonna edit it.

  • @AD-eb3hs
    @AD-eb3hs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are so amazingly creative and have original content. I respect the hell out of you, ma'am.

  • @stroonaroon3914
    @stroonaroon3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Is nobody going to talk about her Russian accent? I mean i personally think she nailed it

    • @ellajeffres4747
      @ellajeffres4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AND THE HAT

    • @jake_from_statefarm7209
      @jake_from_statefarm7209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And did she contour? Her cheekbones look sharper.

    • @djsomeguy
      @djsomeguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not even close to a real Russian accent...it's a really really really bad movie actor Russian accent at best.

    • @stroonaroon3914
      @stroonaroon3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@djsomeguy I know that its not an exact accent but she tried

    • @kriss581
      @kriss581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't know if she got the accent but she, for sure, got my heart

  • @owensparks5013
    @owensparks5013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Beginning to think that is the real Julie and the Canadian one is the imposter.

  • @xtiann25
    @xtiann25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I lost it on the man in the commercial with the tape 😂

  • @monsieur1936
    @monsieur1936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You forgot to add even worse tortures. Like hastily removing pillow while she is sleeping. Waking her up at 4 AM in winter mornings by removing the blanket, etc.