Each and everything the russian julie said word to word true 🤣🤣🤣🤣 All the frustrations specially that face mask and the nose uncovering thing that was lit 😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯
@@depen963 It's a remnant from the Cold War years, but I think that Julie, who is a Canadian, not an American, made her villain speak Russian as a nod to the old Bond movies.
I'd love it if she did something about Russian trolls. Since trump, I've developed much visceral revulsion towards Russian propaganda. Much potential there for laughs.
@@Adrischa I think people who were alive during the bubonic plague would disagree. We at least had entertainment and ways to communicate with others over long distances.
@@sagedismal yeah I was ironic. Like for most people in the western world it was an inconvinient. Alone in the last century there were many years worse then this one
You will afterwards wash your hands in my bathroom sink under the hot tap because it is so cold. You will wait for the running water to get tolerable to the touch. It will never get above freezing. NEVAAAAHHH!!!
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Ugh. Warm water is gross. It's been sitting in the pipes all day, soaking up lead and at the perfect temperature for microbes to grow. Cold water all the way!
@@charzemc how tf is that being a snowflake bruh did you just learn that word 💀💀Whats someone gonna do when they find out a random person on the got anxiety by listening to those threats LMAO. Also I'm pretty sure he meant that as a joke
@@charzemc FACT: people who use the words "triggered snowflakes" are usually way more insecure than the people they're trying to make fun of. See: Fragile Masculinity...
@@maxthexpfarmer3957 Some authorities say 2m, some say 1m . The evidence presented for 1m seems highly speculative, while 2m seems to be based on measured sneeze distance.
But...what if I don't like this whole "cool side of the pillow" thing that other people rave about? What if I actually prefer warm pillows? Would she try and refrigerate the pillow to torture me?
I don't think the are so woke that they won't plagiarize... But no evil super villain is as stupid as to take on a whole pack of copyright lawyers crying for blood. Other secret agents? Sure. Killer commandos. Ok. But Lawyers... one has to draw the line somewhere.
I'm really confused by what "woke" means? Is it being knowledgeable and courteous or idiotic and rude? But seriously what the hell does woke mean? I'm seriously asking.
You forgot the coup de gras, when someone has their mask on correctly in a store, but then pulls it down to sneeze/cough in order to not get their mask all wet........
@@MsZephyra @Paul Kovacs In my opinion, the misspelling works exceptionally well in this case so I think he should keep it. There isn't anything graceful about pulling down the mask to sneeze out in the open, it's gross.
@@CoryPchajek so true Like mam you clearly have watched at least one epic of gray's anatomy so you knew that surgeons can be at least 12 hours wearing 2 masks and protective clothing when doing a surgery
I'll be honest those are pretty bad torture methods. But have you ever watched a movie with your parents and a sex scene came up....now that.....that is torture.
Or you go round to a very christian house hold but they knowingly put on that kind of movie and just ignore it because the rest of the movie is worth it to them... but you wonder why they are making you sit through those few minutes of torture.
I’m ashamed to admit that until today, I thought Julie was American. I realized she wasn’t when she said “2 meters” instead of 6 ft, and I was like: “Well, she uses metric, good for her” 😂
Next level of torture... I will ask you to choose a place to have dinner together, because "whatever you choose is fine", only to get mad at you at every choice you make.
''Is it gonna be hard to find a super evil villain for the Black Widow movie?" "Actually, Super easy, barely an inconvenience" "Oh really? What's she gonna do?" "Well, She's gonna slightly inconvenience Black Widow" "Slightly inconveniencing people is tight!"
@@dallasvienneau I was thinking about flex tape, it's the one that is used for meme stuff. There is the big glass tube leaking water and he slaps the crack with tape 😂
I've definitely done the passive-aggressive look at the arrow, then at the person going against it, then back at the arrow... she's right it doesn't work.
Got into a "fight" at the store because someone was walking up the wrong way in the aisle and they smugly said as they passed me "you're going the wrong way" and I was following the arrows! I didn't realise real life trolling exists until then
Seeing these 2 ‘enemies’ wind up apologizing to each other and agreeing that they need to be more collaborative is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen, and one of many reasons I wish I came from the Great White North. Well done as always Julie!
@@abandonedaccountstopfillin9908 thank you for letting me know about Ryan George, I had never watched his videos and now he is one of my favourite now !!
I almost said the Russian accent was over the top but then I remembered I had a Russian professor who sounded exactly like this even though she'd been living in New York for more than 25 years
Evil lady: tortures 0008 using nightmare COVID scenarios Evil lady: you pushed me to the edge 0008 with the most Canadian reply ever: oh yeah sorry about that
That "When you haven't seen your family in a year, then I will go on holidays and post it on Facebook"... It's already happening to me, I know that torture, it's painful.
I appreciate your dedication to finding filming locations in the middle of a pandemic. I'd like to think that the building maintenance guy opened the door while you were filming this, you both stared awkwardly at each other for 10 seconds in silence, then he just closed the door and left.
@@thaishln sou portuguesa mas yah... mas ns se a acho mt mt parecida mas o accent russo ta quase igual mas claro q a jodie faz um sotaquee noutro nivel 😅
@@beatrizribeiro2417 separadas por um oceano 😂 a Jodie é uma atriz incrível. Fiquei em choque quando descobri que ela não fala outra língua além de inglês, porque o sotaque é taaao perfeito
I get the feeling Oksana wasn't really threatening to torture 0008, but was just listing her foibles. That way if the Agent was cool with them she could slide up with a following question of "So you looking for a room mate?" or see if she's single, something like that.
"When you haven't seen your family in a year I will be going on vacation" OUCH, haven't been home in 6 months and people who live in the dorm be traveling to seoul to go clubbing *-_-
That was the most Canadian life-threatening encounter ever... No wonder there are no canadian action heroes or villains in the modern oeuvre of the action/adventure film. One hour of car chases-in which the participants leave notes on every car that they scrape or dent-followed by reasonable and polite negotiation as a replacement for the shooting scenes because, guns, you know.
So proud of you. Very funny, creative, and better sketches that whats been on SnL for the last 5 years. Luv ya. Appreciate you and know that you will reach the highest level of creative entertainment. Still can't believe its all you and not a staff of 50 writers and producers. Well done!
I had a lady at the check out line so close she hit me heels with her shoes trying to get me to move forward and not stay 6 feet away from the next person. I agree she was a monster Karen
With those people I just leave the line and head to the back of it. What have I lost, a minute? Maybe two? The pride for starting again is insignificant. And now I'm safe again. And I'll have forgotten that person in a day or two. I can't control them, and I struggle to control my reactions, but I CAN control my choices and actions. And when I figure out a technique like that, I know I've won what I can win. And it feels great!
OMG. It is an emergency. You need a potato salad for a picnic today. You google a recipe and end up in a painfully boring version of someone’s Eat Pray Love story.
@@andrewsld It was a dark and stormy night. Thunder crashed outside, shocking everybody inside our peaceful, quiet house with the sudden sound. It was hard having to endure the rain, but luckily me, my husband named Jerald who is 32 and has been married to me for 6 years and likes sports, baseball, and revolutionary art- actually, funny story! The way we met was amazing- see, when he was just a mere 24 years old and I was a bit on the older side of 25, we were both working at the same coffee shop. It was my first day on the job and he was showing me the ropes, but instead of focusing on the caramel macchiato, all I could focus on was the caramel of his gorgeous eyes. He was perfect- funny, kind, patient, and taller than a lumber tree in the middle of whatever season isn't lumberjack season. Skip ahead 6 months, and we're the best of friends. We have each other's numbers, we're laughing and hanging out constantly, and he makes me feel better about myself- see, funny story, when I was young I had severe self-esteem issues. I had been bullied quite badly when I was young as I was a little on the pudgy side, probably from eating all of my mother's delicious muffins, made from her original recipe, in fact, the recipe I'm going to share with you- after the story. So anyway, I was a bit on the pudgy side, and as you know kids are cruel and as a result, they would constantly tease me about my weight and intelligent personality- although I never saw any of that cruelty when I had one of Mom's famous muffins, the recipe I'm going to show you- after the story. Well, anyway, they always called me "Janice the Jogger" - it was an ironic name, you see, as because I was overweight they assumed I didn't jog. But anyway this did make me feel miserable for the remainder of my time in, and after school because of course kids are cruel and it really hurt me. It hurt my grades, my motivation, my everything- really the reason a 25-year-old was still working as a barista was because I was so unmotivated and convinced I was untalented! But my amazing husband managed to pull me out of that deep hole I had found myself stuck in. He constantly told me about how amazing I was, how sweet and understanding and intelligent I was, and how meeting me was the highlight of his day. Well, skip ahead another 6 months- it's been a full year with him in my life, and I can't imagine how on earth I ever survived without him. He has convinced me at this point to rejoin community college and I am taking classes to become a marine biologist, my passion in life, but more on that later. The point is, with both of us helping each other so much, all our friends are tearing their hair out asking why we're not dating! And one day, when working late, we realized it really was insane how we weren't and so out of the blue, he asked me if I'd like to date him, and I answered that I would. Of course, every year with him is a gift, but the next year really was something special in which we were living in our special sort of heaven. We weren't ready to get married, but once I found out I was pregnant with the first of our seven children( The children, in order, are Maria, Larry, Billy, Jace, John, Sarah and Steve the twins). After that, we realized we needed to take responsibility and married three months later, the wedding itself a beautiful dream of cake, dancing, tears, games, laughter and pure happiness. Well, raising Maria was hard, but once Billy came around we had really gotten the hang of this parenting thing, and although it was hard, we loved our kids very much and Jared went on to become an engineer while I worked at a Marine Biology firm. Oh, what was I talking about? Oh yes, well our son and third child, Billy, who was 8 at the time, ran up to me frantically explaining that his baseball team needed a treat for a picnic and that he had been so caught up in his studies, he completely forgot about it! (See, Billy, despite being 8 years old, was very involved in his studies. This in part may have had something to do with his dad, who had never fully understood school at his age and had gotten bullied severely for it, luckily being able to go through it with a smile because that was just the type of person he was, really the reason I married him- but his dad had learned every tip and trick in the book to make studying easier and upon realizing that Billy was also having trouble with school, had passed on his natural tendency to work hard and secrets to Billy!) So, of course, I couldn't resist pulling out the old baking cards that belonged to my dear old mother who had sadly passed on the third of June- it was a very sad occasion, her funeral held at the end of June on a rainy day, while people in black solemnly held their umbrellas as we gave our speeches on why we loved her so and how she helped us through life in her own unique way- See, my mom was a very vibrant woman, always so kind and quick to help others in need, even if she herself was in need. She was one of the most amazing people in my life, and it was sad to see her go, but I was thrilled that she left me her recipes- one of them being her fantastic home-baked muffins, my favourite recipe- see, when I was young, I already mentioned that her muffins were the reason that I was slightly overweight, but I never blamed her- they were AND STILL ARE beautiful tasting, like warm hugs in summer or a cup of cocoa in winter by a crackling fireplace- tasting like kind comfort. But anyway, after making my son promise to be more careful next time, I whip out the recipe cards and begin to bake her muffins for the first time in my life. The kitchen was a mess for the entire time, dry and wet ingredients alike decorating the walls while I rushed around in my apron, working so fast my kids thought I had super speed! My husband kept everybody out of the kitchen, although he later admitted to me that even he had been scared and put off by how intensely I was baking- not that I noticed! I was in a world of my own, mixing and whisking and working hard to make these the best muffins they can possibly be, for both my son and my mother! Skip ahead to two hours later, and you have the perfect muffins- fluffy, golden-brown tops, beautiful, slightly melted chocolate chips, and a gorgeous smell that could knock you out. The kids were BEGGING to have some, but I firmly told them that this was for Billy's game- even my husband wanted in on it, but he did not get any special treatment! But fast forward to tomorrow- after a long and restless night, the big game for Billy's team had come (See, unlike either of us, Billy was physically talented and being a baseball fanatic, Jerald suggested baseball, which Billy not only loved but also mastered, instantly.) The field was wet from yesterday's storm, yet the kids were too determined to play. The game was fierce! I didn't understand so unfortunately I couldn't tell what was happening, but I knew Billy was playing his heart out! After two hours of what seemed like the most vicious game I've ever seen, not that I've seen many, our Billy lost with only 1 point left. He was devastated, but luckily! I had still brought my muffins! Trying to cheer him up, I gave him one- and something magical happened. Suddenly, Billy's tears were replaced with a grin, and his misery was replaced by pure euphoric joy. "GUYS!" he screamed. "YOU'VE GOTTA TRY MY MOM'S MUFFINS, GO GO GO!" Instantly his team, still sad but intrigued by his obsessed tone, tried my muffins- and I watched as each of their expressions slowly changed to match my son's incredulous one. The other team was confused as to why we were so happy, but they didn't care. From an outsider's perspective, anybody would have thought we were the ones that won- and really, after trying it for myself, I can't say they would have been wrong. The muffins were perfect. It had been so long since I had one, and I would never dare hurt the dead, especially not my dear mother, but they were so much happier then I remembered them, but maybe that was because I was at a much happier point in my life! They were a soft, buttery joy, with a hint of almond and just oh-so-slightly crispy at the edges. The chocolate chips were ribbony smooth, and the entire delight practically melted in your mouth. They were, undoubtedly, the best thing I've ever had- and now I have decided to share this recipe with the rest of you, so you can all experience this joy that we did! First, add two cups of almond flour- NOT walnut flour, I almost made this mistake and trust me, it is NOT the same...
You forgot to add even worse tortures. Like hastily removing pillow while she is sleeping. Waking her up at 4 AM in winter mornings by removing the blanket, etc.
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You're not my supervisor! You can't make me.
@Tristian Sterling you both are so full if it, that never will work.scammer
Why are the villains so often russian in american content? It's not nice and is starts to be annoying
Each and everything the russian julie said word to word true 🤣🤣🤣🤣 All the frustrations specially that face mask and the nose uncovering thing that was lit 😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯
@@depen963 It's a remnant from the Cold War years, but I think that Julie, who is a Canadian, not an American, made her villain speak Russian as a nod to the old Bond movies.
I always enjoy a nemesis who is considerate of copyright law. Be evil, but at least be original.
haha well she's not a monster, she has at least some human decency :P
I’m confused how you commented 17 hours ago when this hasn’t even been up for half an hour yet
In DnD you call that lawful evil (yes, it only applys for copyright law)
@@julienolke IDK about that... Wrong aisles and misuse of masks?
@@Angelsadagio Premium “members” or something give them access like 24 hours early
"American news, lots of yelling"
I'm dying.
Watching a new movie asking questions is what killed me! 😂
Try and watch some Italian TV.
you haven't watched India's news
She's not wrong
She's not wrong
Russian Julie is my new favorite Julie. She should not be a one time thing.
yesss
What Russian Julie?
Are you talking about Oksana?
Russian vampire Julie. Crossover!
I'd love it if she did something about Russian trolls. Since trump, I've developed much visceral revulsion towards Russian propaganda. Much potential there for laughs.
#morerussianjulie
How Canadian is Julie, apologizes as hostage...
Same thought popped into my head
LOL, exactly.
@@kassilya193 are you talking abuut some timbits and a large double double? That would be great eh.
heard that surry
underrated comment
If time travel ever becomes a thing, torture will involve sending people back to 2020.
fax
Yes so rough... it's impossible to think of a worse year or time in all of history. A year of pure torture: staying inside.
We might want to check in with March 2021 Julie in case she has Dec 2020 travel plans...
@@Adrischa I think people who were alive during the bubonic plague would disagree. We at least had entertainment and ways to communicate with others over long distances.
@@sagedismal yeah I was ironic. Like for most people in the western world it was an inconvinient. Alone in the last century there were many years worse then this one
Julie: Why is every toilet seat I sit on suspiciously warm?
Villian Julie: Muhaha...
You will afterwards wash your hands in my bathroom sink under the hot tap because it is so cold. You will wait for the running water to get tolerable to the touch.
It will never get above freezing. NEVAAAAHHH!!!
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Ugh. Warm water is gross. It's been sitting in the pipes all day, soaking up lead and at the perfect temperature for microbes to grow.
Cold water all the way!
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 eh build up those immunities! Tepid water right out of the faucet each time, every time!
Is that how you think water pipes work?
More like villanellie 😂
I got anxiety just by listening to her threats gosh go away you evil one
Same
Julie is brilliant. You triggered snowflakes shouldn't really give strangers on the internet that kind of information about you.
@@charzemc how tf is that being a snowflake bruh did you just learn that word 💀💀Whats someone gonna do when they find out a random person on the got anxiety by listening to those threats LMAO. Also I'm pretty sure he meant that as a joke
@@charzemc FACT: people who use the words "triggered snowflakes" are usually way more insecure than the people they're trying to make fun of. See: Fragile Masculinity...
"And my mask - covering only my mouth leaving my nose exposed"
People in 2019: what?
People in 2021: oh god help me
She had me at that. I will surendder immediately.
That is definitely the worst.
I thought she was going to say, "And my mask... will be covering my chin instead of my mouth!"
I think I ghasped!
@@steviesteveo1 And thus those people learned the difference between "can't" and "won't because they're selfish assholes".
When she whispered “one meter,” I felt that.
It is only recommended to be 1 meter in Europe.
@@maxthexpfarmer3957 Some authorities say 2m, some say 1m . The evidence presented for 1m seems highly speculative, while 2m seems to be based on measured sneeze distance.
When you flip the pillow but both sides are warm
Evil Julie: aaah ha ha ha
Underrated😂
you stick your foot out of ze blanket but I HAVE MADE ZE ROOM SO HOT YOU CAN FEEL NO DIFFERENCE
But...what if I don't like this whole "cool side of the pillow" thing that other people rave about? What if I actually prefer warm pillows? Would she try and refrigerate the pillow to torture me?
@@Hermititis Oh, most definitely.
She's very efficient like that.
Omg the reading over the shoulder thing is literal torture! Do whatever she says!
hahahaha
worst is if they read slightly slower then you and make mistakes as they read...
Then they argue with you about your first suggestion.
Actually, I'd call it literary torture...
@@oliviertremblay8546 then... tell you not to turn the page yet, cause they have finished reading
Roxanna: “for copyright reasons”
2021 villains so woke they won’t plagiarize other people’s intellectual property even while torturing their victims
*Oskana
But yeah
@@anatine_banana_69 Oksana! 😝
@Limxuv Her
That’s a very loose interpretation of the word woke!
I don't think the are so woke that they won't plagiarize... But no evil super villain is as stupid as to take on a whole pack of copyright lawyers crying for blood.
Other secret agents? Sure. Killer commandos. Ok. But Lawyers... one has to draw the line somewhere.
@@robertnett9793 and also the Tax Officers
I'm really confused by what "woke" means? Is it being knowledgeable and courteous or idiotic and rude? But seriously what the hell does woke mean? I'm seriously asking.
This was just one big anti-Flex Tape propaganda commercial all along.
hahahah
@@julienolke OHMYGOSH JULIE RESPONSEDD HASDSDHAJSDJHJDSA you're awsome!! love your videoss been watching all year. THANK U FOR THE ART ♡♡
Now that's a lot of damage
@@Stoffel324 *Multiple coats applied
Weird Flex, but OK. (That describes most of Julie’s neuroses.)
"For copyright reasons"
Dang right- she may be evil, but as they say, professionals have standards.
You forgot the coup de gras, when someone has their mask on correctly in a store, but then pulls it down to sneeze/cough in order to not get their mask all wet........
Or just to talk to some random acquaintance they run into at the store. 👌
No omg covidiots I haven't seen this but its absolutely dumb
Well, ummm, who wants wear a snotted out mask? I remove it and sneeze into my hanky.
*coup de grace :)
@@MsZephyra @Paul Kovacs In my opinion, the misspelling works exceptionally well in this case so I think he should keep it. There isn't anything graceful about pulling down the mask to sneeze out in the open, it's gross.
Me: watching English TH-camrs to get rid of my slavic accent
Julie: speaking russian accent
Me: 👁️👄👁️
🤣🤣🤣
This is what Monika and Julie exchanged, as TH-cam displays it:
I II II I
(SIX BARELY VISIBLE GRAY VERTICAL LINES)
Haha mam dokładnie tak samo
Keep your accent!!!
@Monika How’s Julie’s accent?
She may be evil, but at least she's trying to be sensitive.
Right
Not completely evil. when she said she would turn on the tv, I thought she was going to threaten to put on the Kardashians. That would break me.
@@HariSeldon913 You make a fair point.
Sounds familiah
I missed all of this because I was too distracted by evil Julie's cheekbones
Gotta hand it to those cheekbones, they distracted me too
f;dlasghs me too
Same!
You are a very strong agent. I would have broke after that first question!!
Why did I read in Julie’s Russian villain accent?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"why would you not cover your nose?!" EXACTLY!!
Ikr
It's probably the learning paradox thing or maybe people are just stupid
@@CoryPchajek so true
Like mam you clearly have watched at least one epic of gray's anatomy so you knew that surgeons can be at least 12 hours wearing 2 masks and protective clothing when doing a surgery
@@CoryPchajek awkward
@@CoryPchajek I wish that they couldn't breathe it would save a lot of lives ironically
@@CoryPchajek Where I live it's often the employees in grocery stores that wear them under their nose. One of them kept pulling it down on purpose.
I'll be honest those are pretty bad torture methods. But have you ever watched a movie with your parents and a sex scene came up....now that.....that is torture.
Or you go round to a very christian house hold but they knowingly put on that kind of movie and just ignore it because the rest of the movie is worth it to them... but you wonder why they are making you sit through those few minutes of torture.
My parents have always either skipped that stuff, or just not watched movies with us that have that in it.
Omg yes oh my gawd so awkward ugh
Yes that’s bad... but have you ever had to use a phone charger that only works when held at certain angle?
Time. Slows. Down. Explain that, physics nerds.
"American news. Lots of yelling." Lol best part
it's so true though
Me watching Indian News: Oh you poor soul, you have seen nothing.
@@paradoxicalcitizen1139 😂
@@julienolke Watch Indian news once
@@julienolke Justin?
Honestly, when someone is asking me questions during a movie I have to resist the urge to punch them just to shut 'em up
fax
If you don't maybe they'll stop
@@airplanes_aren.t_real You couldn't have said it before I killed my 9 yo sister, could you?
Love the pic. Best current representation of linkin park, the broken hexagon...rip chester b
“You’ll burn in a very special level of hell, one reserved for child molesters, and people who talk at the theatre.”
Did she build the character around the hat?! Or did she search for a hat to fit the character?!
And I think that is my basement.
Yeah, not gonna lie, I paused the video to go search for a hat like that.
It's the Toasted Marshmallow of Evil.
@@hcatUNC how do you google that? “Russian villain hat”?
@@Miss_Distress it is called Ушанка (ushanka). And that was a very good accent maintained over a long time. Is Julie really Юля?
Julie 'Zoya the Destroya' Nolke isn't the villain we deserve, but the villain we need
I totally thought of Zoya throughout the whole video 💕
Right we need more of her
Love me some GLOW
* smiles infused with fond memories *
Omg YESSSSSS
Gotta say, diggin' evil Julie's hat.
I knew she was evil immediately because of the snappy hat.
toasted marshmallow
Ushanka.
I think you mean, Оксаны шапка
I’m ashamed to admit that until today, I thought Julie was American. I realized she wasn’t when she said “2 meters” instead of 6 ft, and I was like: “Well, she uses metric, good for her” 😂
Evil Russian Julie is using metric because Russia uses metric. Also, Julie is Canadian.
At 4:30 she says she's sorey - Canadian!
Metric system rules 🙌
metric system >>> imperial system
Her name is Nolke, Julie Nolke licensed to make you laugh.
Agenth Thriple-oh-eighth...
299
License to thrill?
That accent made me watch the sponsored section. Well done, Comrade Julie.
Exactly
'Also i change the location so i can watch the different netflix'. I mean, this is a+ reason to become a villain.
The first 4 minutes are a great Bond film. The last minute and a half is the obligatory Canadian apology video for the mock torture. Iconic!
She should be "BLOND.... JANE BLOND"!
Next level of torture... I will ask you to choose a place to have dinner together, because "whatever you choose is fine", only to get mad at you at every choice you make.
This!! This!! My brother does this all the time!
My husband: I need new towels I don’t care what color.
I bring home black and white towels.
Hubs: I hate that color.
The torture ending on a collaborative note felt like a very Canadian ending.
''Is it gonna be hard to find a super evil villain for the Black Widow movie?"
"Actually, Super easy, barely an inconvenience"
"Oh really? What's she gonna do?"
"Well, She's gonna slightly inconvenience Black Widow"
"Slightly inconveniencing people is tight!"
“Wow wow wow”
“Ohh my God”
I would endure Oksana's torture just to see Julie make an appearance in a Pitch Meeting with Ryan. That would just be the best thing ever!
"But wouldn't Black Widow just shoot her?"
"Well she can't or the movie won't happen. So I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back."
MurasakiTsukimaru “Oh, let me get off that thing.”
please let this cross-over happens for real!
I was dying while she was demonstrating the duct tape commercial lmao
top tier 🤣
That was without a doubt the best part of the whole video. I like to think she was referring to Red Green's handyman's secret weapon.
@@dallasvienneau I was thinking about flex tape, it's the one that is used for meme stuff. There is the big glass tube leaking water and he slaps the crack with tape 😂
@@Raven_Black_252 I see. I've never seen that commercial, I have to look it up.
LOL your videos kept coming up on my recommended so I finally subbed, great stuff:)
Same.
I must have good taste to have gotten the same video recommended. 🤔
My life is blessed! Yay!
Are you trying to tell me my mom has been torturing me this entire time?
in a way...
*points gun* always has been
She's not telling you. It's better if you figure it out on your own.
Julie Nolke has become one of my favorite channels on TH-cam. That is probably the best outcome from 2020 for me.
Can relate.
Same.
True
"Why won't you stay back..
JUST A LITTLE BIT
JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE"
Cleverly hidden references ❤️😁
I wouldn't mind one bit if Julie replaces Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff 😌
Neither will I!
She's more Jessica Chastain than ScarJo IMHO
but black widow died
I wouldn't mind if she replaces RDJ as Tony Stark!
😎 She’d be a hell of a Bond Girl!
Generic Russian accent: "Hashtag plandemic" 😆
It does sound kinda German tbh haha
russian language itself is void of H :D
@Felicia K. as a Russian, it doesn’t sound like russian to my ear. More of “russian from the movies”. I laughed though)
Don't use the name of that propaganda piece.
"And my mask... will only be covering my mouth, rendering the mask totally useless" I loled
I've definitely done the passive-aggressive look at the arrow, then at the person going against it, then back at the arrow... she's right it doesn't work.
I've tried vocally pointing it out, and I'm pretty sure afterwards that some people do it willfully.
Got into a "fight" at the store because someone was walking up the wrong way in the aisle and they smugly said as they passed me "you're going the wrong way" and I was following the arrows! I didn't realise real life trolling exists until then
Those arrows are a real thing? Where? In Croatia we don't have them.
Baby shark on repeat non stop, now that would be torture
The last 10 months has been a nearly ceaseless looping run of Wiggles and Cocomelon for my family. Baby shark is nothing in comparison.
Who hurt you...
Seeing these 2 ‘enemies’ wind up apologizing to each other and agreeing that they need to be more collaborative is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen, and one of many reasons I wish I came from the Great White North. Well done as always Julie!
What would be the worst mundane torture for you to endure?
LOVE U JULIE
how about adding another 6 months...?
Constantly feeling the bumpy bit of your socks against your toes
No new posts from you...that would be torture 💪....
School
This girl made her career talking to herself ❤️
Yep i respect that i like the other one rayan gorge a tiny bit more but shes cool
@@abandonedaccountstopfillin9908 thank you for letting me know about Ryan George, I had never watched his videos and now he is one of my favourite now !!
I almost said the Russian accent was over the top but then I remembered I had a Russian professor who sounded exactly like this even though she'd been living in New York for more than 25 years
No, that's actually how we talk, until we've been in the West long enough to blend in, and begin enacting our evil plans
зис из екзактли хау ай римембер оур лессонс фром скул
I'm slav. My auntie's name is Oksana and she legit has this exact hat.
I'm a Slav and I have this hat too 😂😂 and I wear those big (faux) fur collars on all my winter coats
The supermarket scenario with people going the wrong way in aisles was just painfully recognizable
What I learned about 2021 evil villains:
They too had to buy a 2nd refrigerator for their secret lairs.
"For copyright reasons" LMAO
Evil lady: tortures 0008 using nightmare COVID scenarios
Evil lady: you pushed me to the edge
0008 with the most Canadian reply ever: oh yeah sorry about that
Villains in 2021: Wastes a whole batch of perfectly usable masks
Everyone: *dies inside*
So the villain is every college roommate I've had combined with my father-in-law? Sounds like pure hell.
“American news, lots of yelling”😂😂😂😂
"I saw man use tape, he had big leak, and he just-" (slaps wall)
Me, a cultured individual: wait.....
ikr its a meme template, im surprised more people aren't pointing it out
@@mayankjayaswal4907 You it from the meme template and not the original Bill Swift Flex Tape commercial? Uncultured
When the sponsorship part is as funny as the vedio, you know it's Julie Nolke's
Do you know ryan george?
Or Mann Shorts.
@@sagedismal nop.. Will check him out.. I am sure she isn't the only one.. But her comedy and personality are my cup of tea
@@SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj I dont like him that much.. Sorry
His editing is very poor and his comedy ideas are redundant
@@bedtimestories2027 hmm okay your opinion.
Leaving a very long voice mail with the number at the end, then speeding through the number so you have to listen to the whole message 2/3 times
Genius and evil
Gaahhhhh, yessss!!!!
Ok..let's be reasonable.
I thought that the answer for "what do you want?" was "toilet paper".
I want a Julie Nolke movie featuring all your characters!
Yes!!!
that would be dope!
she'd have to pay herself ah fortune, to get everyone together
"American news. Lot's of yelling" 😅😂😂
no lies found
So true
I lost it on the man in the commercial with the tape 😂
I feel like the villian character was made just to justify buying that hat n using it as a tax write off. It is a great hat though
Me as a villain : "I will make you watch Christmas movies....one after other....for hours..."
And they will all be Hallmark.
@@Wednesdaywoe1975 noooooooooo!!!
If they ever do a live-action remake of Archer, my vote would be for Julie to be Katya Kazanova. An absolute shoe-in.
I've taken to looking people in the grocery store with their noses out directly in the eyes and casually adjusting my already-in-place mask.
Just start calling them out.
then they pull it down further and blow a raspberry
“ZET WUZ DUCT TAPE!!” Favourite part
"Maybe we watch a movie together"
I'm guessing it's an Adam Sandler movie
As a half Russian I can tell you Julie your Russian accent is on point. 👌🏻😁
That "When you haven't seen your family in a year, then I will go on holidays and post it on Facebook"... It's already happening to me, I know that torture, it's painful.
That was the best Spanish/Russian/French/Middle Eastern accent I have heard in ages ! 😄
I appreciate your dedication to finding filming locations in the middle of a pandemic.
I'd like to think that the building maintenance guy opened the door while you were filming this, you both stared awkwardly at each other for 10 seconds in silence, then he just closed the door and left.
"In Russia, you do not get Covid, Covid gets you." Lol
At the end I was like: Why is this girl doing the ad instead of Julie.... 2 seconds later I realized I'm an idiot.
Is nobody going to talk about her Russian accent? I mean i personally think she nailed it
AND THE HAT
And did she contour? Her cheekbones look sharper.
Not even close to a real Russian accent...it's a really really really bad movie actor Russian accent at best.
@@djsomeguy I know that its not an exact accent but she tried
I don't know if she got the accent but she, for sure, got my heart
Nolke is THE GREATEST! She needs her own sketch show immediately!
3:20 Americans be like: "... One meter? What is that in light-years?"
It's like...8 gallons of milk apart.
about 3.3 light nanoseconds.
@@johndododoe1411 roughly 3/330 football fields
Ok why is no one talking about the Killing Eve reference?
"Oksana..."
Sim mano (brasileira detectada) vc tbm acha ela parecida com a Jodie (que faz a Villanelle)?
And I can actually see her doing all that just to annoy Eve
@@thaishln sou portuguesa mas yah... mas ns se a acho mt mt parecida mas o accent russo ta quase igual mas claro q a jodie faz um sotaquee noutro nivel 😅
@@Mindoir totally with her little, im annoying you but u like it smile on her face 😂
@@beatrizribeiro2417 separadas por um oceano 😂 a Jodie é uma atriz incrível. Fiquei em choque quando descobri que ela não fala outra língua além de inglês, porque o sotaque é taaao perfeito
*I'm convinced both Julie Nolke and Ryan George have twins that they shoot their videos with* 🤣🤣
Tatiana Maslany. Julie Nolke. Ryan George. All Canadians. Coincidence.....or hidden cloning factory?
@@jacobd1984 you know what? You might be on to something lol
@@jacobd1984 Wow, you're onto something here.
In Canada everybody has an identical twin, didn't you know! 🤪
I probably wouldn’t have listened to the sponsor at the end except she did it in character. Really brilliant.
Acting skills on this women, AAA1+👌
I get the feeling Oksana wasn't really threatening to torture 0008, but was just listing her foibles. That way if the Agent was cool with them she could slide up with a following question of "So you looking for a room mate?" or see if she's single, something like that.
"When you haven't seen your family in a year I will be going on vacation"
OUCH, haven't been home in 6 months and people who live in the dorm be traveling to seoul to go clubbing
*-_-
It was delightful when the cracks in 888’s facade started showing - “Every aisle you go up, I go down. Every aisle you go down, I go up.”
We need to see more from these arch-nemeses / half-sisters. I love them.
3:36 Evil Julie has gotten to all of us, even Dr Mike😱
Idk care about villains but when I grow old, I'll tell my kids; Julie was our Pandemic hero and her videos were what got us through it!
Pandemic hero.. hehe I like that term.
That was the most Canadian life-threatening encounter ever... No wonder there are no canadian action heroes or villains in the modern oeuvre of the action/adventure film. One hour of car chases-in which the participants leave notes on every car that they scrape or dent-followed by reasonable and polite negotiation as a replacement for the shooting scenes because, guns, you know.
Autonoters on the cars, arguments in the negotiation put on screen and thrown at the characters like projectiles they can Neo around.
I mean... Deadpool and Wolverine are Canadian.
This is my favorite one of your videos so far!
If this villian really wants to torture her she would just put her through school.
School isn't that bad after you graduate, sometimes i wish to go back there
@Topher The12th depends on school experience. I was fine but my cousin was bullied so bad, she did 75% of her schoolwork at home.
@Topher The12th I've found school was a lot worse than real life is. It all depends on the experiences you had.
I wish there was an SNL Canada for Nolke to be in.
Maybe when C19 is over, Julie and Ryan will gather together some other awesome talented young comedians and bring back SCTV :)
New Kids in the Hall.
So proud of you. Very funny, creative, and better sketches that whats been on SnL for the last 5 years. Luv ya. Appreciate you and know that you will reach the highest level of creative entertainment. Still can't believe its all you and not a staff of 50 writers and producers. Well done!
I had a lady at the check out line so close she hit me heels with her shoes trying to get me to move forward and not stay 6 feet away from the next person. I agree she was a monster Karen
With those people I just leave the line and head to the back of it. What have I lost, a minute? Maybe two? The pride for starting again is insignificant. And now I'm safe again. And I'll have forgotten that person in a day or two.
I can't control them, and I struggle to control my reactions, but I CAN control my choices and actions. And when I figure out a technique like that, I know I've won what I can win. And it feels great!
@@p.bamygdala2139 I just wear a spiked vest and charge at them when they get closer than 2m.
Should’ve added “useless commentary on recipe websites” 🤬🤬🤬
Yes! I just want your muffin recipe, I don't need an eight page essay about the one time you baked them for your son's baseball team, Janice.
OMG. It is an emergency. You need a potato salad for a picnic today. You google a recipe and end up in a painfully boring version of someone’s Eat Pray Love story.
@@andrewsld It was a dark and stormy night. Thunder crashed outside, shocking everybody inside our peaceful, quiet house with the sudden sound. It was hard having to endure the rain, but luckily me, my husband named Jerald who is 32 and has been married to me for 6 years and likes sports, baseball, and revolutionary art- actually, funny story! The way we met was amazing- see, when he was just a mere 24 years old and I was a bit on the older side of 25, we were both working at the same coffee shop. It was my first day on the job and he was showing me the ropes, but instead of focusing on the caramel macchiato, all I could focus on was the caramel of his gorgeous eyes. He was perfect- funny, kind, patient, and taller than a lumber tree in the middle of whatever season isn't lumberjack season. Skip ahead 6 months, and we're the best of friends. We have each other's numbers, we're laughing and hanging out constantly, and he makes me feel better about myself- see, funny story, when I was young I had severe self-esteem issues. I had been bullied quite badly when I was young as I was a little on the pudgy side, probably from eating all of my mother's delicious muffins, made from her original recipe, in fact, the recipe I'm going to share with you- after the story. So anyway, I was a bit on the pudgy side, and as you know kids are cruel and as a result, they would constantly tease me about my weight and intelligent personality- although I never saw any of that cruelty when I had one of Mom's famous muffins, the recipe I'm going to show you- after the story. Well, anyway, they always called me "Janice the Jogger" - it was an ironic name, you see, as because I was overweight they assumed I didn't jog. But anyway this did make me feel miserable for the remainder of my time in, and after school because of course kids are cruel and it really hurt me. It hurt my grades, my motivation, my everything- really the reason a 25-year-old was still working as a barista was because I was so unmotivated and convinced I was untalented! But my amazing husband managed to pull me out of that deep hole I had found myself stuck in. He constantly told me about how amazing I was, how sweet and understanding and intelligent I was, and how meeting me was the highlight of his day. Well, skip ahead another 6 months- it's been a full year with him in my life, and I can't imagine how on earth I ever survived without him. He has convinced me at this point to rejoin community college and I am taking classes to become a marine biologist, my passion in life, but more on that later. The point is, with both of us helping each other so much, all our friends are tearing their hair out asking why we're not dating! And one day, when working late, we realized it really was insane how we weren't and so out of the blue, he asked me if I'd like to date him, and I answered that I would. Of course, every year with him is a gift, but the next year really was something special in which we were living in our special sort of heaven. We weren't ready to get married, but once I found out I was pregnant with the first of our seven children( The children, in order, are Maria, Larry, Billy, Jace, John, Sarah and Steve the twins). After that, we realized we needed to take responsibility and married three months later, the wedding itself a beautiful dream of cake, dancing, tears, games, laughter and pure happiness. Well, raising Maria was hard, but once Billy came around we had really gotten the hang of this parenting thing, and although it was hard, we loved our kids very much and Jared went on to become an engineer while I worked at a Marine Biology firm. Oh, what was I talking about? Oh yes, well our son and third child, Billy, who was 8 at the time, ran up to me frantically explaining that his baseball team needed a treat for a picnic and that he had been so caught up in his studies, he completely forgot about it! (See, Billy, despite being 8 years old, was very involved in his studies. This in part may have had something to do with his dad, who had never fully understood school at his age and had gotten bullied severely for it, luckily being able to go through it with a smile because that was just the type of person he was, really the reason I married him- but his dad had learned every tip and trick in the book to make studying easier and upon realizing that Billy was also having trouble with school, had passed on his natural tendency to work hard and secrets to Billy!) So, of course, I couldn't resist pulling out the old baking cards that belonged to my dear old mother who had sadly passed on the third of June- it was a very sad occasion, her funeral held at the end of June on a rainy day, while people in black solemnly held their umbrellas as we gave our speeches on why we loved her so and how she helped us through life in her own unique way- See, my mom was a very vibrant woman, always so kind and quick to help others in need, even if she herself was in need. She was one of the most amazing people in my life, and it was sad to see her go, but I was thrilled that she left me her recipes- one of them being her fantastic home-baked muffins, my favourite recipe- see, when I was young, I already mentioned that her muffins were the reason that I was slightly overweight, but I never blamed her- they were AND STILL ARE beautiful tasting, like warm hugs in summer or a cup of cocoa in winter by a crackling fireplace- tasting like kind comfort. But anyway, after making my son promise to be more careful next time, I whip out the recipe cards and begin to bake her muffins for the first time in my life. The kitchen was a mess for the entire time, dry and wet ingredients alike decorating the walls while I rushed around in my apron, working so fast my kids thought I had super speed! My husband kept everybody out of the kitchen, although he later admitted to me that even he had been scared and put off by how intensely I was baking- not that I noticed! I was in a world of my own, mixing and whisking and working hard to make these the best muffins they can possibly be, for both my son and my mother! Skip ahead to two hours later, and you have the perfect muffins- fluffy, golden-brown tops, beautiful, slightly melted chocolate chips, and a gorgeous smell that could knock you out. The kids were BEGGING to have some, but I firmly told them that this was for Billy's game- even my husband wanted in on it, but he did not get any special treatment! But fast forward to tomorrow- after a long and restless night, the big game for Billy's team had come (See, unlike either of us, Billy was physically talented and being a baseball fanatic, Jerald suggested baseball, which Billy not only loved but also mastered, instantly.) The field was wet from yesterday's storm, yet the kids were too determined to play.
The game was fierce! I didn't understand so unfortunately I couldn't tell what was happening, but I knew Billy was playing his heart out! After two hours of what seemed like the most vicious game I've ever seen, not that I've seen many, our Billy lost with only 1 point left. He was devastated, but luckily! I had still brought my muffins! Trying to cheer him up, I gave him one- and something magical happened. Suddenly, Billy's tears were replaced with a grin, and his misery was replaced by pure euphoric joy. "GUYS!" he screamed. "YOU'VE GOTTA TRY MY MOM'S MUFFINS, GO GO GO!" Instantly his team, still sad but intrigued by his obsessed tone, tried my muffins- and I watched as each of their expressions slowly changed to match my son's incredulous one. The other team was confused as to why we were so happy, but they didn't care. From an outsider's perspective, anybody would have thought we were the ones that won- and really, after trying it for myself, I can't say they would have been wrong.
The muffins were perfect. It had been so long since I had one, and I would never dare hurt the dead, especially not my dear mother, but they were so much happier then I remembered them, but maybe that was because I was at a much happier point in my life! They were a soft, buttery joy, with a hint of almond and just oh-so-slightly crispy at the edges. The chocolate chips were ribbony smooth, and the entire delight practically melted in your mouth. They were, undoubtedly, the best thing I've ever had- and now I have decided to share this recipe with the rest of you, so you can all experience this joy that we did! First, add two cups of almond flour- NOT walnut flour, I almost made this mistake and trust me, it is NOT the same...
@@thetruth830 I both love and hate this comment 😂
@@joannaadakai3669 Thanks, it only took me like an hour lmao
Peter sent me, wasnt disapointed. Hillarious villain! Awesome humor - spot on! Subed and going through the rest of your vids now.
“American news, lots of yelling” 😅
Omg the tape 🤣🤣🤣 “He had a big leak” 😭😭 Im dying. You are Canada’s national treasure. Screw the maple syrup!
She’s the evilest but nicest villain I have ever come across
You forgot to add even worse tortures. Like hastily removing pillow while she is sleeping. Waking her up at 4 AM in winter mornings by removing the blanket, etc.