Way statistics work is that because this happened, the chances reset. Because this guy got lucky, he statistically won't be that lucky for another trillion instances.
911: what is your emergency caller: a man just got swallowed by a humpback whale 911: hahaha, ive had enough of the prank calls today buddy, *hangs up on the caller
The fictional story of Jonah says that he was swallowed by a fish and spent 3 days and 3 nights inside its belly. Someone probably made it up, but based it on a true event that happened just like this one.
@James Smith doesn’t atheism teach evolution and whatnot? Using your own logic, a great ancestor to the whale which was much bigger could have swallowed him.
@@steven401ytx what do you mean why? He was literally in a whale’s mouth and hospitalized! That would shake up anyone and make them rethink their life choices and reconsider doing what they do even if this accident was incredibly rare.
On some of the great whales (not sure of humpbacks) it's actually impossible for them to swallow something as large as a human because their esophageal opening is too narrow due to eating only small fish and crustaceans.
So this couple of whales were just chilling near a fishing boat, when the male whale said: "Hey, let's swim under their boat, and blow the air out of our blowholes and let's capsize their boat, it'll be fun! " "Okay let's do it!" replied the female whale. So they did just that, and then the male whale said: Okay and now let's eat them! To which the female replied: "Nah, I agreed to the blow job, but I am NOT swallowing the sea men!"
@@thegrimreaper9552 There's no acid like humans have in their stomach or it's weaker because it can be because of how much easier it is to acidify fish than all the things humans eat so no matter what he would've been spat out without serious injuries?! Bwahaha oh hey grim reaper well that figures!
Not exactly like that "It's for safety" statement, but I get your point. Being skeptical is one thing, being paranoid is another. Obviously that doesn't apply here as there's no reason to be paranoid, only skeptical, but y'know.. it can go too far and does.
Whales have only been back in numbers for a very few years. Sure the odds may have been one in a trillion..40 yrs. ago when baleen whale sightings were also on in a trillion.
@@WoodlouseChucker I would think so, something to keep a nice layer of mucus or something on the walls on the mouth to help break down some of the food?? Maybe??? I don't know
@@dylanm7136 there is no fish bigger than a whale. Don't believe what white, elderly American men tell you. There is no Hebrew word for whale. Use your common sense.
@@bernznadine03 it's a mammal...not a fish. Then again my people call them BODUMAS literally meaning Big Fish. I don't believe that he was swallowed by anything other than a whale.
@Akkszz the odds arent determined by the amount of people on the planet, its determined by the amount of times someone is either scuba diving or just in general in the ocean, I believe, but i think you could say that it's 1 in 4 billion odds you become friends with this person or something along those lines, I confused myself now
It’s just so crazy how everyone doubts the guy. There’s certainly more effective ways to gain attention. It’s not like he said he was in it’s stomach. It grabbed him accidentally and had him half minute or less. No broken bones?! Really doc, you’d expect broken bones? The other guy has a PICTURE of essentially the same thing and he was unharmed as well. This is why people don’t tell amazing stories. They’re just called liars.
Another local news video shows interview of bystanders who witnessed it and his family members. No videos or photos cuz it happened in seconds. Wished Inside Edition had brought that up. Smh
This is why you always dive with a GoPro. This story is a little fishy. Why would he go to the hospital if he was ok? No broken bones and no flesh wounds. So he goes to the ER because he sprained his ankle while getting spit out? I'm not even buying that fake limp.
@@kevind1980 Perhaps to see if he had internal damage. People do it all the time to ensure nothing is wrong when they've encountered a dangerous situation (such as a car accident, for instance) and seemingly escaped with no injuries. Not saying anything about his case either way, but that would be the reason why.
1st Whale: "So another human was hiding out in our foods today." 2nd Whale: "Oh my gosh! I think they do it on purpose! Probably one of their weird kinky things they do." 1st Whale: "It actually got in my mouth this time! I knew right away because it tasted awful and I spit it out right away." 🐳😣
@Gilbert Rodriguez Nope. I actually listened to the tour guide when I went to the zoo as a kid. And I love watching a lot of NatGeo videos. That’s “National Geographic” if you’re aren’t familiar with the term. And hence, why I’m here commenting on this video because it was recommended to me via the TH-cam algorithm. That means that TH-cam uses data on the videos you watch and hit the “Like” button and makes recommendations on similar videos that you may like to watch.
Matthew 12:38-40 The Sign of Jonah 38 Then some of the Pharisees and teachers of the law said to him, “Teacher, we want to see a sign from you.” 39 He answered, “A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a sign! But none will be given it except the sign of the prophet Jonah. 40 For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish, so the Son of Man will be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
I think everybody needs to reevaluate their definition and usage of the word “swallow”. I’d say the whale chomped on him or perhaps grabbed him. But that’s just me.
Technically not swallowed, their esophagus opening is apparently only 4-8 inches, so large prey just float around in the mouth until the whale spits it back out.
IKR Injuries from what lmao humpbacks have no teeth and don't even munch just swallow but instantly spit out anything too big like the average person. What would he even get injuries from lol.
Matthew 12:39-41 (KJV) But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas: For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth. The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here.
Matthew 12:39-41 (KJV) But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas: For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth. The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here. ________
So think of it this way, (i am getting this from someone else btw) flipping a coin is technically 50/50. But there is still a chance you get heads 10 or even 20 hell, even 100 times in a row. Just small very small. The chances of getting heads 10 times in a row is 1/1024. The chances of getting heads 100 times in a row is 1 in 1,267,650,600,228,229,401,496,703,205,376.
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So there is this ONE EXPERT that calculates the percentage of human beings getting sucked in my whales. And he’s already counted one trillion whale-human interactions to get that number.
was thinking that too... we don't even have 10billion people yet and it still happened. So isn't it supposed to be "One in [current human population] chance?" lol
Pres. Military Justice Redziel says the one who plays video games all day and never helps his mom with anything. He yells at his own mom. What a weirdo loser with is games hahahahhaha
8 billion divided by 2 I think that expert has bad math. Not to mention is it the odds based off being human or the odds based of scuba diving. Because there's probably less than 100 million people who scuba dive. So 1 in a trillion is laughable. 😅😅😅
@@AldousHuxley7 Yeah, I can't believe the expert went over the 1 trillion documented encounters with humpback whales and realized that it's been a trillion instances since somebody was swallowed by one. 😱
YEEEEEEAH, cos the bible really gets credit for being historically accurate and theres totally no way most of it is completely fictional. Noah totally had 2 of everything on a boat made by one man too! Him santa and the tooth fairy had cocktails together waiting for the storm to pass. A storm so agressive that it flash flooded the entire planet but a wooden boat was totally fine in it. grow up people, stop believing in fairytales
It's physically impossible to be swallowed by a whale, especially a humpback whale, their throat is way too small only around 4 - 8 inches. He may have just swum into the mouth but not swallowed. :/
@@ADL1337 No, seriously. Jonah was a real person. Did he get swallowed by a whale? Probably not. But he did indeed exist. Quite a few people from the bible actually existed. Like good ol' Jesus (I mean, there's debate still about that one). But there were a couple of accounts by Romans during the time he would've been alive, talking about a prophet who was seen as quite dangerous, due to the gathering of people being far large than normal for most prophets. There's just too many accounts from differing parties to suggest that Jonah wasn't real. I mean, he was probably just some hermit on a beach.
There is no historical evidence to support he was a real person. There’s only a story in a Bronze Age book of fairytales that people still can’t seem to realize they’re “story’s” not actually real evidence.
Grandchildren: papa tell us a strange story. Him: A whale swallowed me while fishing children. The whale didn’t brush his teeth so his breath was stanky. Grandchildren: 👁👄👁
He actually said in a reddit post that when he was inside the whales mouth he saw a dead body in there too the police confirmed that the body he found inside the whale's mouth was a missing person
Yeah, I agree that ONE expert is not the best way to confirm something scientifically. Also, only about 100 billion people have ever lived on Earth so far in recorded history, so this one in a trillion seems unlikely, and the figure is far too vague to be an accurate educated guess. I'm guessing it may have been a figure of speech. One other possibility though, maybe the "expert" really was talking about the chances of being actually fully swallowed into the Whales gullet or stomach, and not merely being held in the mouth for a while and then spat out. In which case, maybe the one in a trillion guess is accurate, especially since it hasn't been verified as happening yet.......
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The whale feels horrible about the mistake and hopes he’s OK.
He truly does!!!
Jonah 1:17
“Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.”
@@RyanREAX spam
@@WoodlouseChucker he only said it once that isnt spam
@@jucool5 he said it again on someone named usman
Pinocchio and Jonah: "first time?"
Lol
bruh
Gonna wait until a butthurt atheist comes and say "jonah is not real" 😅
@@realityhits3022 ikr!
Im in the middle of a meeting with bosses around me! And i burst out!!! Wtf man! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her: I bet he's out there cheating on me.
Him: Literally inside a whale.
Whale vag
I would stick to not speaking, stronger suit of yours.
lol
Still inside something
well.. he is if you word it like that
say sike right now
So his doctor didn’t believe him because he had no broken bones or tissue damage. But how many other whale swallowing accidents has he seen?
A different Doctor, go re-listen
@@joshuao322 You're wrong.
That’s pure logic bruh. 😎
😂😂😂
Lolololol
Imagine if the whale was huge enough to swallow him and inside he found a whole tribe of people
who evolved gills. lol
And a wooden boy, his grandpa, and a cat.
Lol
Jonah been getting around jeez
He got isekai’d
Dude should play the lottery. Or we should just give him the lottery.
Carrot juice
"give him the lottery??????"
U presume he values money like the rest of u sheep
You stole my comment 🤦♂️
Way statistics work is that because this happened, the chances reset. Because this guy got lucky, he statistically won't be that lucky for another trillion instances.
*The whale was only trying to talk about his cars extended warranty*
The taxes were overwhelming
I’m weakkkk 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm so tired of seeing this lame joke here! One person uses it then everybody else starts! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@Marcos Vazquez theyre probably the guy who says about the car warranty
Lol
911: what is your emergency
caller: a man just got swallowed by a humpback whale
911: hahaha, ive had enough of the prank calls today buddy, *hangs up on the caller
😂😂
Reminds me of that scene in Die Hard when John calls the cops.
The story of Jonah has been vindicated.
Yes.
The fictional story of Jonah says that he was swallowed by a fish and spent 3 days and 3 nights inside its belly. Someone probably made it up, but based it on a true event that happened just like this one.
Nice channel.
Subbed 🥰❤
@James Smith doesn’t atheism teach evolution and whatnot? Using your own logic, a great ancestor to the whale which was much bigger could have swallowed him.
@@rizengoku8050 ikr lol
Imagine him reading Pinnochio to his grandchildren and at the end he says: “You know, I was also swallowed by a whale one day!” 😂
🏊🐳
😂😭
Their response will be 🧢!
Then tell them, “It could happen to you too if you don’t eat your vegetables!” 😂
That's better than being turned into a donkey boy I suppose.
The fact that he decided to still continue doing what he does just 1 week later after the incident is extremely admirable.
1 in a Trillion. I think he is good to go back out there.
Gotta make a living
Why?
@@steven401ytx what do you mean why? He was literally in a whale’s mouth and hospitalized! That would shake up anyone and make them rethink their life choices and reconsider doing what they do even if this accident was incredibly rare.
@@huntercool2232 Well, he learned that even the extremely unlikely scenario of being swallowed by a whale is harmless, why would he be scared?
"yuck this food doesnt taste good and hairy i better spit it out" ~the whale
lol
😅
😂😂
O_o
Humans:wow this giant fish looks delicious imma just hunt them for soap,leather,and food
This guy: *gets swallowed by whale*
Jonah: you’ll get used to it
Can we not?
@@poggodoggo5838 what?-
@@poggodoggo5838 stop being butt hurt,thats the most known reference of someone getting swallowed by a whale,get over it being salty at God lol
@@aoyamiuriko5059 if u ever get swallowed by a whale, say hi to pinocchio for me ok?
I’m pretty sure Pinocchio isn’t as well known as Jonah 😂
“swallowed” is inaccurate. grabbed and spit out is convincing.
true but that doesnt make for a good clickbait title haha
Underrated comment!
Grabbed?? Weeeeeak
On some of the great whales (not sure of humpbacks) it's actually impossible for them to swallow something as large as a human because their esophageal opening is too narrow due to eating only small fish and crustaceans.
So this couple of whales were just chilling near a fishing boat, when the male whale said: "Hey, let's swim under their boat, and blow the air out of our blowholes and let's capsize their boat, it'll be fun! " "Okay let's do it!" replied the female whale. So they did just that, and then the male whale said: Okay and now let's eat them! To which the female replied:
"Nah, I agreed to the blow job, but I am NOT swallowing the sea men!"
The whale’s experience is the definition of finding a bone in a chicken tender.
The Whale: 👁👄👁 *”What the flip is in my mouth?”*
I’m glad he’s okay and I bet the whale was saying: “ewww humans taste gross”
That's very likely. Otherwise it wouldn't have let him go
I have never seen a more dry comment in my life...
@@gavinrafalovich5951 the pain...
Uncooked, yeah
@@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145 they can’t swallow us
The whale must be traumatized for life. It must have felt what we'd feel if we swallowed a cockroach. Disgusting 🤮🤮🤮
The man would be the one traumatized for life. Why do you care more about a whale then you do a human. Why?
@@MelB868 dude it’s a joke
@@MelB868 *sigh*
@@MelB868 You really missed that one didn't you?
@@MelB868 whales shouldn't matter any less though 🙁
"He wasn't harmed?"
The guy was effing limping
🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖
Fake it till you make it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He did get bruised when the whale spat him out again. Or rather as the whale threw him out of his mouth.
Not saying he's it faking buuut that do be lookin like the fakest limp I've seen in a long time.
Headline: Man swallowed by whale was 1 in a trillion.
Jonah: I’d like a word.
Doctor: *He had no serious injuries or broken bones*
Whale: I'm swallowing you next *Doc*
Huh?
Who knows bro
I dont know how you would have serious injuries from a whale to be honest
@@thegrimreaper9552 There's no acid like humans have in their stomach or it's weaker because it can be because of how much easier it is to acidify fish than all the things humans eat so no matter what he would've been spat out without serious injuries?! Bwahaha oh hey grim reaper well that figures!
Whale be like: "Yo, what kind of krill is this? Its 6 ft long."
Was the whale from South Central ?
Mans 5"10
@@CheweyBadgeV2 nah
@@billboggs6641 yes and he was being a menace while drinking his juice in the hood
😂😂😂😂
"According to one expert" a word string that should alert everyone to be very dubious. Exactly like "It's for safety"
Not exactly like that "It's for safety" statement, but I get your point. Being skeptical is one thing, being paranoid is another.
Obviously that doesn't apply here as there's no reason to be paranoid, only skeptical, but y'know.. it can go too far and does.
Seriously
*So you want multiple experts when only that guy is the one to have been caught up in a whale's mouth. Who else can have an opinion on that?*
Lol this channel cringed me out when I heard that line.
It’s to build credibility
"One in a trillion...according to ONE expert." Welcome to journalism in 2021, folks!
Well I wouldn't believe that figure, but it was said by an expert, so it must be true. /s
Seriously! Lol
😭😭😭
Whale be like “ Yo, my bad, b. Thought you was shrimp”
So the whale was a black or Hispanic New Yorker???
Makes sense...now all the whale needs is some custom made waterproof Tims
oooh burn
Whale: Ptui 😝 this ain't no lobster
@@Lucas-ix8bg not the ptui🤣
Whales don't eat shrimp
Hope he said hi to captain k'nuckles and flapjack when he was inside
Lmao. Yes! Used to love that show. When I was little.
Damn, throwback
LMFAOOO
😹😹
Bro Danm dat show was some memories
That poor whale. He’s probably being bullied by his pod back home
Now everyone thinks he´s a humanophile.
Him: swimming
Whale: Giant shrimp?
Him: No no no no no
Whale: it talks too?
Whale's Mom: John... Spit that human out
Im sorry to Ruin the 69 likes:(
@@klugscheier1644 how dare you, remove that like NOW
@@klugscheier1644 Deutschland
@@Literallyryangosling777 it is too late :*( i am sorry….
@@Robotbotman ?
Well if there’s two people we know of that got swallowed by a whale... whoever came up with 1 in a trillion didn’t pass middle school
3*
There arent even a trillion people in the world so 😂
Well technically it could be right. When you flip a coin it's 50/50 but you could still get heads ten times in a row
Whales have only been back in numbers for a very few years. Sure the odds may have been one in a trillion..40 yrs. ago when baleen whale sightings were also on in a trillion.
I think they mean out of a trillion things that could happen to you when you go in the ocean.
“You would think there would be more serious injuries”
I don’t think whales have teeth and he was swallowed and spit out in the span of 30 seconds
This dies make me wonder though, do whales have saliva?
@@WoodlouseChucker I would think so, something to keep a nice layer of mucus or something on the walls on the mouth to help break down some of the food?? Maybe??? I don't know
But they have a toungue that weights up to a ton
Sperm whales have jurassic Park style teeth wouldn't want of then trying to eat ya
@@Noah.J.W17 only males have teeth
Imagine him reading the story of Jonah to his kids and at the end of the story telling them I actually got swallowed by a whale once
@@dylanm7136 there is no fish bigger than a whale. Don't believe what white, elderly American men tell you. There is no Hebrew word for whale. Use your common sense.
In Matthew 12:40, Jesus said "... whale's ...".
@@dylanm7136 Yes bible says big fish... And there's a possibility that's it's a whale 😊 because whale 🐋 is a BIG FISH too 👍🏻
@@cyclinggirl3212 No fish bigger than a whale that is yet to be discovered.
@@bernznadine03 it's a mammal...not a fish. Then again my people call them BODUMAS literally meaning Big Fish. I don't believe that he was swallowed by anything other than a whale.
As if a trillion people put themselves anywhere near something like that
@Akkszz 1 in 4 billion so yeah
You clearly have no idea how statistics and odds work
@Akkszz the odds arent determined by the amount of people on the planet, its determined by the amount of times someone is either scuba diving or just in general in the ocean, I believe, but i think you could say that it's 1 in 4 billion odds you become friends with this person or something along those lines, I confused myself now
Lmfaooo
Yeah it's a 1 in a trillion for me because I live in Ohio, probably a much higher chance if you're out there on the water every day
It’s just so crazy how everyone doubts the guy. There’s certainly more effective ways to gain attention. It’s not like he said he was in it’s stomach. It grabbed him accidentally and had him half minute or less. No broken bones?! Really doc, you’d expect broken bones? The other guy has a PICTURE of essentially the same thing and he was unharmed as well. This is why people don’t tell amazing stories. They’re just called liars.
Another local news video shows interview of bystanders who witnessed it and his family members. No videos or photos cuz it happened in seconds. Wished Inside Edition had brought that up. Smh
Tbf it's 1 in a trillion, and without proof its hard beleiving it, especially since the whale could easily break his bone
Yep… this is a good example of the boy who cried wolf context (people lying to get attention)
This is why you always dive with a GoPro. This story is a little fishy. Why would he go to the hospital if he was ok? No broken bones and no flesh wounds. So he goes to the ER because he sprained his ankle while getting spit out? I'm not even buying that fake limp.
@@kevind1980 Perhaps to see if he had internal damage. People do it all the time to ensure nothing is wrong when they've encountered a dangerous situation (such as a car accident, for instance) and seemingly escaped with no injuries. Not saying anything about his case either way, but that would be the reason why.
Misleading title, although whales can fit a man in their mouth but they can't swallow you. They have very narrowed esophagus (around 10cm in diameter)
Hopefully no idiot comes and says "hOw DiDn'T hE dIe AlReAdY hE sHoUlD hAvE bEeN cHeWeD!??!???1!1!?1!"
Most whales. Sperm whales however can actually eat you if you were unlucky enough to get in their mouth
@@G1ant3rn he's talking about baleen whales
I don't think they know the definition of Swallow lol
@UCu_KEV--TEu0FQZvPK5xBUA Mr Billy, you need to take a step back and relax behind ya little screen... Have a wonderful and blessed day
"What do you consider your biggest achievement in life?"
He: "I got swallowed by a whale."
Trust me I got swallowed by worst and she wasn't swimming in the sea and she's still doing it to other people lool
He was like 1 time this girl, no not ever.This 1 guy i used 2 know, no they didnt lol. A Sandler
@Aidan Myers can i have proof?
Jonah:
Been there done that got the promotion
1st Whale: "So another human was hiding out in our foods today."
2nd Whale: "Oh my gosh! I think they do it on purpose! Probably one of their weird kinky things they do."
1st Whale: "It actually got in my mouth this time! I knew right away because it tasted awful and I spit it out right away." 🐳😣
Lol
lol
Imagine him coming out of the water and people asked him why it took so long and he’s just like : “A whale swallowed me”
In a reddit post he actually said that his fellow friends noticed and when he was spitted out by the whale they helped him get on the boat
@@bruch1795 Good thing it aint a Killer Whale or he'd be ripped to shreds
Well less likely
@@mustard4762 He also said he survived a plane crash.... This guy needs to buy a lottery ticket
🤣🤣🤣
Whale: This doesn't taste like krill. [bleaaaah]
Diver: Where'd the sun go?
1 in a trillion
aha
@@gilbertrodriguez9448 or they had a half decent elementary school education...
@@gilbertrodriguez9448 do you even need to search it up for you to know what whale eats??? School exists bro
@Gilbert Rodriguez Nope. I actually listened to the tour guide when I went to the zoo as a kid. And I love watching a lot of NatGeo videos. That’s “National Geographic” if you’re aren’t familiar with the term.
And hence, why I’m here commenting on this video because it was recommended to me via the TH-cam algorithm. That means that TH-cam uses data on the videos you watch and hit the “Like” button and makes recommendations on similar videos that you may like to watch.
"How do you know the odds if one trillion people haven't even existed"
-Sun Tsu - Wart of Ar
Well they is not a trillion people and 2 have all ready been swallowed so it's definitely not 1 in a trillion
Did you forget about all the dead people in history
It’s a 1 in a trillion chance for it to happen. Not 1 trillion people being swallowed.
@@hikersguidetotheu.s.1911 and that would equal about 120 billion
@Janet Jones exactly
The whale couldn’t stand the taste of whiskey and cigarettes, so he spat him out.
💀🤣🤣🤣
Not funny...
Whale: “wow tht plankton is huge lemme eat”
Human:”hi” ohh
Matthew 12:38-40
The Sign of Jonah
38 Then some of the Pharisees and teachers of the law said to him, “Teacher, we want to see a sign from you.”
39 He answered, “A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a sign! But none will be given it except the sign of the prophet Jonah. 40 For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish, so the Son of Man will be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
Plankton*
@@vladimir-savage72 ye dat sorry lol
Plankton😂😂😂😂😂😂
I bet somewhere in heaven Jonah shaking his head like, "See they thought we was lying".
🤣
@Mr Jones
I was looking for this comment!
😂😂😂😳😜
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The chances of getting swallowed by a whale is 1 in 1 trillion.
This guy: Hold my snorkel.
@@memelyshorts643 facts
It is actually impossible for them to swallow you because you can't fit down their throat.
@@memelyshorts643 lmao
Still lower than my chances of getting a boyfriend…
Easier to win the lottery then
Imagine having an accident that’s 1 in a trillion chance of happening.
"Sounds like something out of a hollywood movie"
No, it sounds like something out of the Bible.
Your subscriptions tell me all I need to you
Also Quran
God: "Ay yo that ain't food my guy."
Whale: "My bad G."
I'm so flattered that you felt the need to look up what I'm subscribed to, and then tell me about it... 🙄
@@jeckalarson you sound like a Christian Mommy
I think everybody needs to reevaluate their definition and usage of the word “swallow”. I’d say the whale chomped on him or perhaps grabbed him. But that’s just me.
No just the reporters English needs improvement. He needs to know the definition of swallow. He should ask his wife what that means.
Shut up kid
@@youtubecomments5951 I guarantee you what they're saying aren't the exact words they'd personally use. Most likely reading from a script.
It just sucked him into his mouth, then spit him out. Not swallowed into the whales stomach
Typical media ploy… take something almost interesting and embellish it a little.
He got swallowed by a whale 😧 this is so hard to believe yet I’m glad he’s alive and well
I be swaggin
Nice rhyme
Crazy world 😂😂😂😂
Yes clam thank u for restating lmao
Technically not swallowed, their esophagus opening is apparently only 4-8 inches, so large prey just float around in the mouth until the whale spits it back out.
I can already imagine how scary that was
Doctor: you would expect more injuries
Me: and you would know this how?
Just call him "Doctor Thinks-He-Knows-It-All" 🙄
My point
IKR Injuries from what lmao humpbacks have no teeth and don't even munch just swallow but instantly spit out anything too big like the average person. What would he even get injuries from lol.
Matthew 12:39-41 (KJV) But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here.
@@ruiribeiro8010 Exactly!! It's not like he was attacked by a shark. I think the doctor just wanted to be skeptical for the hell of it! LOL
Reporter "it happens 1 in trillion"
Reporter "same experience two years ago"
I’d say 1 in 69,420 if I’ll be quite honest with you mate
@@elgrandosmokio7136 That's quite *bold* of you to make that opinion
Pearl will do anything for money that isn't confiscated by Mr. Krabs.
Like father, like daughter. Except she ain’t desperate over it, just spoiled.
I always love a good spongebob joke
Matthew 12:39-41 (KJV) But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here.
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Wouldn’t you like to know ‘dong’ boy😐
😂🤣😂🤣😂
What do you mean “real life Jonah”? Jonah was real 😂
Humans taste awful; everybody knows that. We stink; a crocodile told me that.
You what
That’s exactly why cannibalism isn’t widely popular.
@@unknownorigin5925 ofc it doesn't, it's a crime lol
you guys honestly taste terrible.
Chocolate better
Whale: Giant lobster, oops, it's a moving gelato
Fisherman: so dark, i need a flashlight
can you imagine like talking your grandkids and just being like “oh yeah i got swallowed by a whale”
That’s what your grandpa said 😂
News reporter: he had no injuries
Man: *is limping*
I've seen them say a highschool girl was injured after being forced by her coach to do splits, yet she was cheerleading the next few days. 😒
It's for the doctors to decide whether a person is injured or not, lymping is no proof
@@qwertyh01 although I agree. Your assessment is only partly right.
@@reginald8947 huh? That’s story is old, was that girl lying or something, or is this a completely different case
That's from being swallowed by an alligator the next day
We definitely got an inside edition here.
LOL
I was swallowed by a whale
His Doctor: “No you weren’t”
"Helth"
"Nuh-uh"
“Prove it”
"Lies"
"Big Pharma doesn't have a pill for that, so it doesn't exist."
Whale’s like: I’m feeling a feeling of Deja Vou..
what you know about rollin down in the deep
"One in a trillion" - story goes on to show 2 men out of 7 billion, so "One in 3.5 billion", big difference ....
I was thinking the same thing…
Exactly right 😂🙌
So think of it this way, (i am getting this from someone else btw) flipping a coin is technically 50/50. But there is still a chance you get heads 10 or even 20 hell, even 100 times in a row. Just small very small. The chances of getting heads 10 times in a row is 1/1024. The chances of getting heads 100 times in a row is 1 in 1,267,650,600,228,229,401,496,703,205,376.
One minute you’re swimming at the beach and thinking about where you want to go for dinner. Same minute, you become dinner.
“The real life jonah” really does show you how the media is already at a disposition
My thoughts exactly
@Kakashi Hatake Watch The youtube series by british tv on the channel called there is no clash or other shorter vids
the series is lik e10 mins per vid
@Kakashi Hatake may allah guide ameen
@Kakashi Hatake can you prove that it did not happen? Yeah I thought so but the media already believes it didn't happen so that must be true
@Kakashi Hatake yes, I was there.
Shout out to my whale friend for being so thoughtful, caring and compassionate to us fellow humans!! We need more species like you in this world!!!
I'm calling this now: his buddy ran him over with the boat.
Hi X. I’m A
When I read everyone's comments with the same voice I feel like everyone has the same exact personality but different mood
You should have just talked Whale like Dory and he would have been just fine
Next time you have a great idea, like sharing your personal thoughts, don't do it.
😂😂😂😂🐋good one ‼️
nice attempt at a joke, rip o7
@@cryptoclyps5049 it was funny tho and 39 other people agree with me
@@flameepidemic4839 It was funny and now 113 people agree with us.
Imagine if he had a GoPro on him. That would be one of the best videos ever!
Yeah 😂
and disgusting lol the inside of a whales mouth must stink
@@MembersOfHistory the guys name is Rainer which sounds like Reiner
Nah it's would be dark unless he got a light.
@@Grassss yeah maybe the whale became a titan for a second and attempted to eat him
So there is this ONE EXPERT that calculates the percentage of human beings getting sucked in my whales. And he’s already counted one trillion whale-human interactions to get that number.
He’s an anonymous Harvard professor and is an astrophysicist FYI
I wonder who was the last to be in a whales mouth and spit out, Jonah?
was thinking that too... we don't even have 10billion people yet and it still happened. So isn't it supposed to be "One in [current human population] chance?" lol
Yea the government probably pays him crazy money to share useless info
@@eilo94 naw well a trillion people has walked the earth but not at the same time tho.
The homeless man down the street- “The street light talks to me.”
Inside Addition to their reporters- “Get on it!”
TRUE😂😂😂
Say what
Wow, it’s a miracle that this man lived! That must’ve been absolutely traumatizing! Thank God he’s alive! ♥️
Bless him
God created the to eat him
"Real life Jonah". Jonah was the real life Jonah...
Hate to break it you....
Um ik seriously lol. It’s not made up, it’s a in the Bible.
Pres. Military Justice Redziel says the one who plays video games all day and never helps his mom with anything. He yells at his own mom. What a weirdo loser with is games hahahahhaha
@@reservoirfrogs2177 ?
@@reservoirfrogs2177 lol you can't. you can't even use correct grammar
Yeah, he’s lying lmao
Humpbacks don't have teeth. That's probably why he wasn't injured.
@Usman not really
@@LunarLizard makes sense
@Aluka and there throat is the size of a ball ...
@Aluka whales cannot swallow humans
It's not real life Jonah. It's modern Jonah
Odds - “1 in a trillion”
Other guy - “hold my beer”!
8 billion divided by 2
I think that expert has bad math.
Not to mention is it the odds based off being human or the odds based of scuba diving.
Because there's probably less than 100 million people who scuba dive.
So 1 in a trillion is laughable.
😅😅😅
Does inside edition know that "one in a trillion" in this circumstance is hyperbolic?
Experts say 😂
@@AldousHuxley7
Yeah, I can't believe the expert went over the 1 trillion documented encounters with humpback whales and realized that it's been a trillion instances since somebody was swallowed by one. 😱
I taught the man rather swallowed the whale. I was like, that was impressive 😂
That man has a purpose on this Earth!
“For with God, nothing shall be impossible” - Luke 1:37 (KJV)
Amen!!
Amen!
Amen....people thing God has human power and his power is limited but nothing Is impossible to God He can even destroy body and soul
Amen 🙏🏾
@@eloha9921 then how come "god" hasn't come to help us
“Hey mom jefferys being swallowed by a whale”
“SARAH WHERES MY PHONE I NEED TO TAKE A PHOTO”
Sounds Wisconsin
😂😂😂
Underrated comment
Now imagine what Jonah went through🤦♀️🤦♀️
Pretty sure that Jonah was the real life Jonah 😂 this man is definitely reliving the legend.
This guy is gonna tell his Grandkids "i got swallowed by a whale" and they're gonna be like "no way."
and he also survived a plane crash
and he also survived the titanic
Kids: wow sow cullllll!!!!!
In a whale's mouth not swallowed. Do you not know the difference?
"The story of Jonah but in real life" - Inside edition
They act like the Bible was a movie or something
it's a fictional book though
Ikr. They calling this guy the "real life Jonah" as if the other one wasn't real. Lol
YEEEEEEAH, cos the bible really gets credit for being historically accurate and theres totally no way most of it is completely fictional. Noah totally had 2 of everything on a boat made by one man too! Him santa and the tooth fairy had cocktails together waiting for the storm to pass. A storm so agressive that it flash flooded the entire planet but a wooden boat was totally fine in it. grow up people, stop believing in fairytales
@@sketch3744 did he have any amphibians on the boat
@@sketch3744 youre a whole child lmfao
It's physically impossible to be swallowed by a whale, especially a humpback whale, their throat is way too small only around 4 - 8 inches. He may have just swum into the mouth but not swallowed. :/
We know.
Exactly.
You do realize that whales swallow hundreds of pounds of bait fish at a time right?
@@rl2769 what’s your point? They eat small shrimp and like you said, bait fish. A large human physically could not fit in a whales esophagus.
You're swum
..Whale's new name..TD JAKES. "Have you ever been SWALLOWED UP?" 😮
HA!
This guy should get a lottery ticket since winning that is like one in 10 million or something
And wins
He also survived a plane crash that killed 3 people back in 2001
@@n.a7327 wait what?
And he can win 100000 times from the lottery ticket
Incredible. God was with him for sure!
If he did it with Jonah why not these guys.
Yep
A Good God does not exist
Whale was like: "My bad little one. Even if you wiped my entire family, I'll still let you go".
He ain’t Japanese though
@@Predator20357 Where them subtitles at
@KAZUMA KIRYU your right Norway and Iceland and Japan still hunt
@KAZUMA KIRYU smh
Just like Drax on Guardians of the Galaxy 2, he was trying to vanquish the whale from the inside.
Yess XD
“The real life Jonah “ Um, Jonah was a real person
Did you meet him personally?
Don’t make this religious guys there is different beliefs
@@ADL1337 No, seriously. Jonah was a real person. Did he get swallowed by a whale? Probably not. But he did indeed exist. Quite a few people from the bible actually existed. Like good ol' Jesus (I mean, there's debate still about that one). But there were a couple of accounts by Romans during the time he would've been alive, talking about a prophet who was seen as quite dangerous, due to the gathering of people being far large than normal for most prophets.
There's just too many accounts from differing parties to suggest that Jonah wasn't real. I mean, he was probably just some hermit on a beach.
@@MCshadr217 so this "Jonah” story is not correct and so there is no real life Jonah
@@Astro-pi6vt No, his name was quite literally Jonah, the stories that were made originated with him.
“Real life Jonah” as if Jonah wasn’t a real person 🤦♀️😭
He wasn’t harmed because the guy always had a limp. :)
@@GuilhermeSilva-lt6rw because cameras didnt exist, everything from the past must be fake
There is no historical evidence to support he was a real person. There’s only a story in a Bronze Age book of fairytales that people still can’t seem to realize they’re “story’s” not actually real evidence.
Jonah wasn't real though. The bible isn't exactly a reliable source of information.
Ikr
Imagine the whale was just giving him a ride back to shore
Me: “Hey I’ve seen this one before!”
Other person: “What do you mean, it’s brand new.”
Me: *Finding Nemo*
and Pinocchio
And jonah
Don't forget about Dory!
Grandchildren: papa tell us a strange story.
Him: A whale swallowed me while fishing children. The whale didn’t brush his teeth so his breath was stanky.
Grandchildren: 👁👄👁
Fishing children? 😂
Brushing teeth? “Teeth”
@@mingchenwei1978 what
Waaat he was fishing children? How's that?
He actually said in a reddit post that when he was inside the whales mouth he saw a dead body in there too the police confirmed that the body he found inside the whale's mouth was a missing person
The whale just wanted to take him to Wallaby Way, Sydney Australia.
underrated nemo reference
He probably closed his eyes from the shock of being in a whales mouth and didnt look around to see Dory and the gang🙄😂
@dolita windo wait whales can't vomit?
Was his name P. Sherman
Imagine getting swallowed by a whale💀💀💀
The news reporter:"A whale swallowed him!"
My dumb sibling sitting right beside me:"He swallowed a Whale?!"
💀
😂😂😂😂😂
Doesn't mean they dumb but probably miss heard or read. It happens
@@PrincessofKeys maybe
🤣🤣🤣
God is coming soon we have to get ready it’s the sign of the times
he'mth shall emergeth frometh the humpeth whale
People will use God name for anything God didn't have a name tell humans was created
Whoa. No way. Straight out of the Bible and a fairytale in one! Dang.
Its good to see ‘Reiner’ Schimp not being depressed
I saw someone on Instagram wrote “The whale probably prefers seasoned food” and I died 💀💀
Thx for not stealing their joke :3
Hippy Haha yeah I’d give credit where it’s due. I wish to be as witty as that person 😂
"One in a trillion, according to one expert"
Bruh, ONE poople? ONE expert 💩 ple? Nah something is wrong
I just wish "The onion" would still make news sketches and would roast this one, with a "Whale swallowing expert" commentary
Yeah, I agree that ONE expert is not the best way to confirm something scientifically.
Also, only about 100 billion people have ever lived on Earth so far in recorded history, so this one in a trillion seems unlikely, and the figure is far too vague to be an accurate educated guess. I'm guessing it may have been a figure of speech.
One other possibility though, maybe the "expert" really was talking about the chances of being actually fully swallowed into the Whales gullet or stomach, and not merely being held in the mouth for a while and then spat out. In which case, maybe the one in a trillion guess is accurate, especially since it hasn't been verified as happening yet.......