How to play chess properly

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  • @tarastrong6875
    @tarastrong6875 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22387

    They didn't even have to roll the dice. Very good sportsmanship!

    • @888fevertime
      @888fevertime 9 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      ***** Oh, speaking of, did they ever get the rooks out of that goat?

    • @netherking0409
      @netherking0409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      They may have flipped a coin beforehand

    • @Icysandwich
      @Icysandwich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Not a single trap card in sight, very gentleman of both of them to not use an underhanded technique

    • @finniko1995
      @finniko1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I think Short could have used either the reverse card or the skip card to have the upper hand in the late game. Unless of course Kasparov had a Wild Draw Four card in his hand, but it was highly unlikely

    • @simonfredriksson255
      @simonfredriksson255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what do you know abotu thta bitch

  • @chess
    @chess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30893

    i've got to write this down 📝

    • @zephen
      @zephen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +951

      No way

    • @jimbobhk2009
      @jimbobhk2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +787

      Hi chess, I’m a huge fan

    • @MarcoMa210
      @MarcoMa210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +975

      No fucking way its chess himself

    • @big_numbers
      @big_numbers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      The god of chess has come

    • @evexec07
      @evexec07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Y'all oughta add it as a variant

  • @YTDeepshock
    @YTDeepshock 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32733

    How professional chess commentary sounds to most people.

    • @CGoldthorpe
      @CGoldthorpe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Είναι όλα ελληνικά για μένα

    • @camden_2268
      @camden_2268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      @@CGoldthorpe that works too

    • @c0smic.dw3ller
      @c0smic.dw3ller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@CGoldthorpe why

    • @sawyerhamm8220
      @sawyerhamm8220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh, I get it

    • @MyselfTheodore
      @MyselfTheodore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@sawyerhamm8220 I don't

  • @tigerlover2853
    @tigerlover2853 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    “Aww, that’s Christmas over.”
    “Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns into a Megachessatron.”
    Well, that escalated quickly.

    • @ThaRealEnzyl
      @ThaRealEnzyl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Immediately followed by “Short is converting his Queen to a Hotel”

    • @ChronDoc024
      @ChronDoc024 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@ThaRealEnzylAnd then "Kasparov's queen has been revealed to be an imitation"

    • @slebbeog
      @slebbeog 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes, that was said in the video we just saw. Why would you repeat it?

    • @tigerlover2853
      @tigerlover2853 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@slebbeog I just wanted to highlight that moment specifically.

  • @IboxingkangerooI
    @IboxingkangerooI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5983

    "Hurry up and play your pathetic card, Yugi."
    "My deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba."
    *starts pissing all over the field*

    • @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273
      @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      "NOW, PREPARE FOR I HAVE PLAYED THE OCEAN AREA EFFECT, WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW KAIBA?!?"

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273 obviously the only counter is to drink the pee

    • @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273
      @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@waffles6280 of course

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This was obviously scripted. You can tell by the last two moves, since SCS can’t be used to answer Kisses on The Baker. Also, Kasperov’s piss is completely clear, which makes me believe he was actually using a bottle of water he shook.

    • @lionsmith3944
      @lionsmith3944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "I cast high tide"

  • @iLupi
    @iLupi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6745

    So this is that 4D Chess that everyone’s been talking about.

    • @oblongdude5312
      @oblongdude5312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Sheldons final version is quite different in the show

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Good game irl, try it.

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      5d chess is good as well

    • @slobberyflame19
      @slobberyflame19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      7D

    • @funniecheeseman
      @funniecheeseman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought it was chess boxing

  • @joshuarubenstein2298
    @joshuarubenstein2298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14676

    Finally. After all these years. Chess 2.

    • @fyra_cat2119
      @fyra_cat2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      This is 4d chess

    • @ElliottBelser
      @ElliottBelser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Chess 2 wasn't half as good as this. I mean Chess 2 was an Ouya game for Gods sake.

    • @kikitapika9565
      @kikitapika9565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Eric Lee 4

    • @s.c.p-foundation6923
      @s.c.p-foundation6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fyra_cat2119 But 5d chess is already a thing tho?

    • @michaelbauers8800
      @michaelbauers8800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@s.c.p-foundation6923 Well, 5D time traveling chess collapses down to 4D chess, if you analyze the available axis of freedom. I have yet to understand why the creator called it 5D chess. It's a 2D grid of 2D boards, so 2*2=4 dimensions. Maybe 5D was used to add additional confusion to an already confusing game. I honestly STILL am not always sure when checkmate occurs...because you can just be playing along, and BAM, it's checkmate, and neither player knows why. Then you analyze the position, and after the most recent move, some piece on the next player's turn could capture the king in the past, and you can't change the past.

  • @ZeneonOMEGA
    @ZeneonOMEGA ปีที่แล้ว +636

    The fact the BBC logo is on the top-left hand corner makes this ten times funnier.

  • @station428
    @station428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7409

    I died at "upgrading his queen to a hotel"

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      I'm sorry to hear that, Station.

    • @ofirgutnick2830
      @ofirgutnick2830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Rest in peace, Station.

    • @123thebigguy9
      @123thebigguy9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Tell techno I said hi

    • @thisisfine4093
      @thisisfine4093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Station...was like a father to me

    • @SkylarGlider
      @SkylarGlider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Same and "He's turning his pawns into a Megachessatron"

  • @FuzzBugBea
    @FuzzBugBea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

    Love how the black rook is still inverted during Christmas

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      If he reverts, it confuse everyone again.

    • @NetheriteMiner
      @NetheriteMiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@DynoSkrimisher Nah if he inverted again, he'd be in Australia.

    • @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790
      @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@NetheriteMiner the Cook strategy. Highly controversial due to it's ability to deport any pieces the opponent makes a blunder with, but undeniably effective.

    • @samcollins5655
      @samcollins5655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      An inversion is for life, not just for Christmas

    • @lounoneofyourbeeswax2488
      @lounoneofyourbeeswax2488 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NetheriteMiner innit bruv

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14284

    "Oh hey, it's Christmas!"
    "Well now Christmas is over."
    *M E G A C H E S S A T R O N*

    • @mt9456
      @mt9456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Lovely swing

    • @randomdude1890
      @randomdude1890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      S T O N E C O L D S T E V E A U S T I N

    • @potatoheadpokemario1931
      @potatoheadpokemario1931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      funny how after Christmas the board reverted back to the last actual move that would be played in a real game

    • @middlepinfromwiisports4089
      @middlepinfromwiisports4089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@randomdude1890 P I S S I N G O N T H E B O A R D

    • @tongli4883
      @tongli4883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@potatoheadpokemario1931 Ah yes, the pawn that has infiltrated black’s camp in between a8 and b7

  • @UnholyHoliness
    @UnholyHoliness 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    Short blundered here at 1:33. A wise option would be to upgrade his remaining bishop into a hotel, eradicating the original church and replacing it with a monopolist cult, taxing Kasparov’s Megachessatron and extorting a quarter of the board, which he can then use his tax money to buy the king, wining the game using the Monopoly Man Exchange Gambit.

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      See the problem is that when the next game starts you'll still have to deal with the oppressed class, since they won't forget that kind of thing. You'll never keep the unit cohesion after a move like that which is why it's pretty much always reserved for the final game in the set.

    • @bluepotato8187
      @bluepotato8187 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You forget- as Kasparov has no queen, he can freely convert to Shia Islam, which means he negates 76% of all taxes imposed on him by the other side. Additionally, as short is lacking a bishop, Kasparov could convert Short's pieces into Islam and claim a religious victory.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13797

    He's such a good sport that he shook Kasparov's hand when he just finished urinating and didn't wash it

    • @Lost_Games
      @Lost_Games 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      It appears we both got recommended this video at the same time... neat!

    • @pablitotorres8254
      @pablitotorres8254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You're everywhere

    • @nymphoflove
      @nymphoflove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Get a job

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes indeed

    • @kailacine4382
      @kailacine4382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sir, with respect, shoo.

  • @irchadesfacuze2885
    @irchadesfacuze2885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3890

    "still diagonally, some traditions die hard" got me dead 😂😂

    • @hungryleolord6043
      @hungryleolord6043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      "She will have to leave, she can of course leave in any direction she likes"

    • @vedran3775
      @vedran3775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      "Kasparov, Kasparov trying to convert one of his rooks into a unicorn, uhh that hasn't worked at all"

    • @lorenzo7059
      @lorenzo7059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah u died hard lmao

    • @kamuikadet6538
      @kamuikadet6538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns into a mega chessatron

    • @ManpreetSingh-hj8st
      @ManpreetSingh-hj8st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Short's upgrading his queen into a hotel"

  • @_username
    @_username 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6896

    "How do i play chess?"
    Google: *Shows a normal video*
    Bing:

    • @phibit
      @phibit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Other way around bud

    • @10zin9
      @10zin9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      H

    • @benjaminstacy9329
      @benjaminstacy9329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @40seen s17gil11 LMAO XD

    • @juicypopcookie
      @juicypopcookie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bing is awesome

    • @Zekr0_
      @Zekr0_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bing > google 😂

  • @MarigoldWisp
    @MarigoldWisp ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    I'm sorry but 1:23 _"Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns into a mega chess-a-tron."_ is the coldest fucking line

    • @kronosbach5263
      @kronosbach5263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      It really is.

    • @judesliggoo
      @judesliggoo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No it isn't.

    • @bunnerkins
      @bunnerkins 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I favour 2:09 "But will he have the pressure to shoo Shorts King away?"

    • @stupidyrh
      @stupidyrh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@judesliggooshut up

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@bunnerkins *slew

  • @Angelo-z2i
    @Angelo-z2i 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8100

    What a shame, if Short waited long enough it would have been Easter and he could have resurrected the Chessiah

    • @dorian4191
      @dorian4191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      4 years

    • @MrRiddle0
      @MrRiddle0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dorian4191 1 month

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MrRiddle0 1 hour

    • @kapsaysin
      @kapsaysin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Dersephh 1 hour again.

    • @Aphelia.
      @Aphelia. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kapsaysin 22 minutes.

  • @krimson_flux
    @krimson_flux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6591

    "plays e4"
    "that's the classic Rasputin opening"

    • @wifflewaffel
      @wifflewaffel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      As a chess player I can confirm that that is not called that

    • @krimson_flux
      @krimson_flux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      @@wifflewaffel I was actually scratching my head a bit because I thought it was an opening that I was never taught before but then it hit me

    • @theodorepinnock1517
      @theodorepinnock1517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@krimson_flux It is in fact called a 'King's Pawn Game'.

    • @I_Am_Veks
      @I_Am_Veks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      @@theodorepinnock1517 I'm pretty sure that's the Rasputin opening

    • @bossinater43
      @bossinater43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      And his opponent knows what he's doing with 1... e5, the classic Jonathan response!

  • @TheRealGovika
    @TheRealGovika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10316

    "He's made his knight into a unicorn, obviously playing the long game."

    • @Corsaka
      @Corsaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      is that meant to be a reference to something

    • @TheRealGovika
      @TheRealGovika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@Corsaka He says it in the first minute

    • @zeldamage001
      @zeldamage001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Obviously.

    • @Rockinxsteve
      @Rockinxsteve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      There's different variations of openings in chess. some are called opened which are generally fast, some are closed which are long games

    • @hamsterdam1942
      @hamsterdam1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@TheRealGovika "He says it in the first minute"
      So what? Does your comment have any meaning or you're just quoted the video which I watched literally just now?

  • @Big.G12
    @Big.G12 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    As a pro chess player I can confirm this is how you play chess properly.

    • @notthebees2950
      @notthebees2950 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's your elo?

    • @shitbeats100
      @shitbeats100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notthebees2950 200 i know im a super mega grandmaster

    • @neiiiiiiyyyy
      @neiiiiiiyyyy ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@notthebees2950 2000000 probably

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 ปีที่แล้ว

      FLax

    • @31redorange08
      @31redorange08 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As an amateur chess player, I can confirm that the video is a parody and OP has no fucking clue what they're talking about.

  • @theholyegg6917
    @theholyegg6917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5351

    How did he even win??.
    He didn’t even call Uno

    • @jacobgoldman2887
      @jacobgoldman2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      If you look closely at the quick poker game they played, Kasparov only revealed his worse cards. He didn't even play the giant cloud octopus. He did this because it allowed him to deploy it later while pissing, and therefor not have to call uno. He really is a master of the long game. Hope this answers your question

    • @ayadii97
      @ayadii97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well don't forget the no talking rule in chess mate.. you need to follow the rules of chess

    • @thadamasterisepic
      @thadamasterisepic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Traditionally, instead of speaking when calling uno in chess, you'd instead angrily shake the board, whatever pieces that's fallen over from this is merely just casualties.

    • @teddyababybear3315
      @teddyababybear3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jacobgoldman2887 u ruined it

    • @eow4317
      @eow4317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well you don’t need to say Uno if your opponent has no cards left

  • @overseereros7935
    @overseereros7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2555

    Poor white pawn that went to spy on the enemy got pissed on.
    Friendly fire needs to be turned off for the urination

    • @failure4452
      @failure4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Friendly fire can only be disabled if you have the blessing of the ancients, allowing you to spend a turn cloaking your pieces and pawns to that form of damage. Which, of course, first requires tributing two pieces to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon, obtainable into one’s deck by getting 5-0 wipe at the Christmas football intermission.

    • @halo.r
      @halo.r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gotta sac the king to make Notch for one round to disable friendly fire

    • @halo.r
      @halo.r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@failure4452 nah he could sac all his pieces and get 100% luck to summon Exits the forbidden

    • @maradupras7278
      @maradupras7278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Those are 2 sentences that I never thought I would read but here we are.

    • @DBSilver2024
      @DBSilver2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Double Agent

  • @kevinperez8213
    @kevinperez8213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10055

    The way he casually says “He conglomerates all his pawns and forms a mega chessatron.” Is just so goddamn funny to me

    • @Saw321lol
      @Saw321lol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      For a moment I thought he was gonna say the pawns unionized

    • @abyssfilms710
      @abyssfilms710 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I see you everywhere man!

    • @shaadow3242
      @shaadow3242 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      “Conglomerating” lmao

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@abyssfilms710 No, you see his profile picture. It's a Vince reference.

    • @abyssfilms710
      @abyssfilms710 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shaadow3242 Ah, I see

  • @eliahtheguy
    @eliahtheguy ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The fact that I clicked on this to actually get good at chess makes this video so much better

    • @nito8066
      @nito8066 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      i clicked on here cuz i was researching the battle of anarchy cheese

  • @RJLpt
    @RJLpt 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    Damn, Garry Kasparov forgot to say Uno!

    • @exhaleinhale999
      @exhaleinhale999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      oh fuck, I didn't even notice, this could have changed the game!
      yes i know it's been 6 years leave me alone

    • @longcx7242
      @longcx7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey

    • @RJLpt
      @RJLpt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@exhaleinhale999 hahaha :D

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@longcx7242 Hi

    • @cooldude9798
      @cooldude9798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He didnt even sink Short's battleship!

  • @n3gi_
    @n3gi_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    The moment he filped his rook, i knew I've been bated.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I saw the duration first and thought "... this is a shitpost, isn't it", but I'm glad I took the bait.

    • @daniellukonics2246
      @daniellukonics2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean, the "properly" kind of implied some sort of treachery imo 😂

    • @thsbh2
      @thsbh2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I caught on at “the classic Rasputin opening.”

    • @joeywood4876
      @joeywood4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you not look at the thumb nail, you would have seen all those pawns surowning a fainted pawn buddy...ok ....ok.

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "the rasputin opening"
      wait, since when is 1.e4 called rasputin opening?
      "the jonathan response"
      oh ok...

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4359

    If Short didn’t lose momentum to take down the Christmas decorations he could’ve spent that turn studying necromancy and use that advantage to revive units from his previous match.

    • @hudsongarwood7218
      @hudsongarwood7218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Rookie mistake

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Fair but necromancy is countered easily by rolling 12 or above

    • @jimmylundblom9370
      @jimmylundblom9370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@realdragon That may be true, but if you reanimate a megachessatron, you can easily get a 25 killstreak to nuke the board before that ever happens. You can't roll dice until after the first piece of exodia has been drawn. Since they never got to the draw faze because nobody played and uno +2 or 4, rolling could not be done.

    • @NightNinjaishere
      @NightNinjaishere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jimmylundblom9370 he could of still use the barkov method and played nicol bolas in defense mode to draw 3 cards and then use all the chaos emeralds to instantly knock out his megachessatron

    • @onyourleft9273
      @onyourleft9273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@NightNinjaishere true but the piss meta can easily counter the megachessatron however if you spec into defence you’re chessatron may survive but that requires you to sacrifice points in offence and movement so a tank build is a lose-lose situation because with less movement speed the queen-bishop combo has a 93% rate of taking down chessatrons so I think the next patch should buff the chessatrons and ban the pissing move though that would be controversial since the male audience will fell left out and that would lead to the bankruptcy of the world chess organisation and that would lead to an economy crash leading to a world war over oil which would lead to a nuclear fallout and given the lack of a stable economy caused by the ban of the pissing meta I assume the last of the human species would die out within a decade

  • @F1nop
    @F1nop ปีที่แล้ว +217

    “Kasparov pissing all over the board” got me dying.

  • @rg2359
    @rg2359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7210

    How the hell did Short lose this match? His opening strategy was flawless and Kasparov just made mistake after mistake - he couldn't even make a goddamn unicorn and lost his megachessatron.

    • @NicoUnken
      @NicoUnken 8 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      This is why you never give up.

    • @TheKingShyGuy.
      @TheKingShyGuy. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      After short's church fell apart it left him open, so he changed his queen into a hotel, but his monarchy fell apart. Leaving his king open to the power of urine.

    • @thrandompug2254
      @thrandompug2254 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      his piss stream was stonger

    • @apathymanthemundane4165
      @apathymanthemundane4165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I think short should have republicized, rather than go for the hotel.

    • @CpnGame
      @CpnGame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Kasparov had the foresight to drink plenty of fluids before the match, and that made all the difference.

  • @kurisader7914
    @kurisader7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    How board games expect you to play: "Follow the rules"
    "Play fair"
    "enjoy your time with others"
    How we actually play board games:

    • @Pearkyx
      @Pearkyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Rule 1, there are no rules

    • @36jbf-as031lb
      @36jbf-as031lb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      D&D*

    • @darkguardian9809
      @darkguardian9809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ignore the first two to achieve the third

  • @msck64x
    @msck64x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4997

    I was actually expecting an actual chess tutorial bit this was so much better loved every second of it

    • @54045trevor
      @54045trevor ปีที่แล้ว +118

      This is an actual chess tutorial, what do you mean?

    • @yourlocaldoomer
      @yourlocaldoomer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @8bitbumps
      @8bitbumps ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What are you talking about?
      I thought the whizz-biz was the most common chess tactic ever?

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s very proper

    • @yasinnikpour3566
      @yasinnikpour3566 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i actually thought too but its great especially the pissing part

  • @danielduhzgaming3070
    @danielduhzgaming3070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Hitting the Megachessatron was actually a great play, it gave the person playing Black a huge advantage and gave them a chance to win using the cards, which could have seen him skip his opponents turn with a skip card from Uno. Unfortunately he didnt get lucky and earlier the spy had stolen his skip card, meaning it was all planned and calculated by the person playing white. Despite this White still had to use the meta and pissed all over the board, winning the game. It was clear the white player was pulling the strings the entire time

    • @notsansutplays8178
      @notsansutplays8178 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They were Short (black) and Kasparov (white)

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hitting the chessatron might have been a bad play for black because the chessatron wouldve prevented the piss from htting blacks king

  • @wedzonynapojgazowany4933
    @wedzonynapojgazowany4933 9 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    He's upgrading his queen into a hotel xD This is the most beautiful thing ever.

    • @wooper2434
      @wooper2434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Not the best move though, after short converted, the king was left in shambles, and the hierarchy fell. Simply put, it left the king open to a piss attack

    • @DavidBrit101
      @DavidBrit101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet he gave the money to Kasparov

    • @MICROKNIGHT3000
      @MICROKNIGHT3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this... a s*x joke...?

    • @zewzit
      @zewzit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that was definiitely the part where I burst laughed xD. Best move

    • @vi2e
      @vi2e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MICROKNIGHT3000 yes! the hotel is a whorehouse!

  • @aidan6620
    @aidan6620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2335

    I legit thought the inverted rook was a strategy at first like
    "is he marking his rook for a move later?"
    and then just " *_o h_* "

    • @kyoken2007
      @kyoken2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Like, who doesn't?

    • @boyfromthemountains
      @boyfromthemountains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      We have a move in which you invert you rook it's when a pawn is promoted and another queen is required and one of the rooks is off the bord! 😎

    • @theteutonking3306
      @theteutonking3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@boyfromthemountains I dont think thats official...

    • @boyfromthemountains
      @boyfromthemountains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@theteutonking3306 it's not official it's just what we do so I could relate to it!

    • @DD-is3ng
      @DD-is3ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shubham Thakur
      Yeah same here. One of my rooks got taken out so I just flipped it over to act as my second queen. Don’t ask how I have two queens.

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26672

    This is why they had to separate into women’s and men’s divisions. Men had too much of a natural advantage within the pissing meta.

    • @nahyankamale9989
      @nahyankamale9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2272

      Also don’t forget that womans could squirt all over the place making all of the enemy immobilized, this combo with the the queen chess could wipe out the entire formation with only a skills and 1 ult activation. Very op meta that almost get ban from the international chess championship.

    • @satanichiamcdowell6298
      @satanichiamcdowell6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      Or myabe because they just don't want them to do the dirty in a middle of a chess match

    • @nanorbogin896
      @nanorbogin896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1462

      This has created a lot of controversy within the women's division, as transgender women who haven't had surgery yet are dominating due to their pissing advantage.

    • @Karthik-kt24
      @Karthik-kt24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      I feel many people here watch Tier Zoo too

    • @tonytorchia7929
      @tonytorchia7929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I ruined the 769

  • @amazecat4238
    @amazecat4238 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love how this starts out making fun of chess opening names and quickly descends into absurdity

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I finally see why there are countless books on this ancient, complex game.

  • @a.h.s.3006
    @a.h.s.3006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3120

    I can't believe this sketch is only 2:23 minutes, it was so packed

    • @ceoofcomedy3009
      @ceoofcomedy3009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      "Two minutes twenty-three seconds minutes"

    • @slicedbombings8402
      @slicedbombings8402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I want this video to be A N I M A T E D

    • @mmm-ek4cm
      @mmm-ek4cm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      of course you can't believe it is 2 minutes and 23 seconds because it is 2 minutes and 24 seconds

    • @Rangadus
      @Rangadus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slicedbombings8402Suggestion taken into consideration. Thank you.

    • @yuya0064
      @yuya0064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this definitely felt longer than 2:23 minutes

  • @KZ-wl5by
    @KZ-wl5by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    The fact that there wasn’t one UNO reverse card played throughout the whole match really shows the sportsmanship between both opponents. Honorable win by white, and a well fought match by black.

    • @Chris-vf8fe
      @Chris-vf8fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Even if there was, I believe Kasperov had a counterspell in his opening hand

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Chris-vf8fe If Short had drawn all pieces of Exodia this match could have gone very differently though

    • @Chris-vf8fe
      @Chris-vf8fe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@astuteanansi4935 damn, 3 years ago me was funny! Thanks for this

  • @gabrielbrown3382
    @gabrielbrown3382 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oh sure, when he pisses on the king, he gets applause; but when I do it, it's called tyranny

    • @kaelthunderhoof5619
      @kaelthunderhoof5619 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine would split into 2. There would be civil war.

  • @dsdat11
    @dsdat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    As a person trying to learn chess, *I'm not dissapointed.*
    *100% not clickbait*

    • @blackdragoncyrus
      @blackdragoncyrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean disappointed

    • @someoneontheinternet40
      @someoneontheinternet40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@blackdragoncyrus no. disapoented

    • @asrieldreemurrthe1st
      @asrieldreemurrthe1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@someoneontheinternet40 *desiapionteed

    • @Big_RandyTM
      @Big_RandyTM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@asrieldreemurrthe1st *deezahpownteid

    • @guramee
      @guramee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Big_RandyTM *deeznutpointed

  • @paprus5972
    @paprus5972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7897

    Kasparov made a good play by placing the spy in Short's ranks. That spy actually caused the schism in Short's bishops, which prevented him from making the Pope. The pope would have prevented Short from having to take down the christmas decorations, which would have allowed Short to easily counter the Megachessatron AND develop his pieces. This would've left Kasparov in a losing position, due to his lack of pawns.

    • @zewzit
      @zewzit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      exactly, and if Short was not delayed because of the christmas decorations, Kasparov would have to pay for staying at Short's hotel, giving Short enough money to special summon the church property, reuniting his bishop workforce. Alas, Short took too long, and even activated Kasparov's trap card of revealing his queen's actress whenever a hole in one is made, which only made Kasparov's bladder grow fuller and fuller...

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@zewzit but then the opponent uses his 1 time use special ability = shitting all over the board

    • @mohamedazadabdulrahman3226
      @mohamedazadabdulrahman3226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      countering the MEGACHESSATRON is enough since Kasparov already lost his pawns because he used all the pawns to make the MEGACHESSATRON

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@leroyspeelt Genius counter when your opponent starts with the weaker of the bladder/bowel movements.

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

  • @0Bennyman
    @0Bennyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6547

    "Ahh this is an actual documentary"
    *Flips Rook Upsidedown*
    "Ahh this is an actual documentary"

  • @Panda-24
    @Panda-24 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I came here to genuinely learn something about chess but I am not disappointed.

  • @coasterfreak91210
    @coasterfreak91210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    This is the greatest delivery of "Stone Cold Steve Austin" I've ever seen

    • @imposifle9792
      @imposifle9792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Stone Cold Steve Uostin

    • @andrewhunt1328
      @andrewhunt1328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was certainly a "Stunner" to say the least

  • @Nobody134
    @Nobody134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING could have prepared me for the mega chess-a-tron

  • @autumn4442
    @autumn4442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    This is when I use the Tennison gambit: Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation

    • @l3on500
      @l3on500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yes, it can be helpful. But in my opinion, the Death Star opening allows for a better combo with the shiny charizard card

    • @bow8548
      @bow8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@l3on500 The Inter Continental Ballistic Missile Variation is an actual strategy where you position your knight to fork the queen and the rook and also opening up an attack on the queen, if your opponent takes the knight with their king which is the only possible piece that can take the knight, then the queen loses its only defender and is taken, a knight for a queen trade is pretty bad though, considering that opens up your opponent to pull a shiny Lugia if set up correctly

    • @prajwalkrishnabhat5539
      @prajwalkrishnabhat5539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bow8548 bro, u just ruined the vibes man. That's wiggity wack yo.

    • @bow8548
      @bow8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@prajwalkrishnabhat5539 gotta inform the public about the shiny Lugia gambit bro sorry

    • @atomic647
      @atomic647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bow8548 yes shiny lugia gambit is good but a first edition holographic charizard counters it very well and allows for a clean conversion into shiny charizard, which is a better winning strategy. the optimal play against this combination is the lightsaber pro max, which has a hidden bonus against shiny charizard, but that falls to the pissong strategy and to intercontinental ballistic missile variation. however these strategies are not very well known, so in a public tournament the shiny lugia gambit works well.

  • @TheKnifeRaven
    @TheKnifeRaven ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The narration is so eloquent and refined, this somehow doesn't feel like a parody.

  • @jacefairis1289
    @jacefairis1289 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8647

    Short made a pretty amateur mistake - the megachessatron was clearly a trap to get him to knock it off, exposing his king to a clear shot from the penis. What he should've done is upgraded his Unicorn to a Siege Pegasus, then use it to take over China to get the 7 extra men at the end of every turn - Kasparaov would've had to roll two 6s to defend against the might of the Siege Pegasus. From there, you can convert all the men you get into mana to summon Emrakul, the Aeons Torn - it doesn't matter what color your pieces are, because Emrakul only uses colorless mana. From there it's easy to win.

    • @Nickyyy-
      @Nickyyy- 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      You're trying too hard

    • @makaron369
      @makaron369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      @@Nickyyy- maybe, but i thought it was funny regardless

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Next time we play chess I want you on my team.

    • @SyrNikoliTheBastardous
      @SyrNikoliTheBastardous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Kasparov should've played his +4, summoned his Charizard in attack mode, then let his opponent play the slam dunk, in which he'll touchdown to crank a couple of 90's and snipe him, his opponent would've acquired a blue shell, so Kasparov will find the hypotenuse of the bishop's triangle

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Actually colorless mana doesn't exist. There is simply a symbol that indicates that any mana may be used, this is a slight but *crucial* difference that must be remembered when sacrificing pieces of any color to summon an eldritch horror.

  • @banjoscope
    @banjoscope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "Short's upgrading his Queen to a hotel" good one!

  • @kaitohill
    @kaitohill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    "..into a unicorn, obviously playing the long game"
    Heh yeah, obviously

    • @Chris-vf8fe
      @Chris-vf8fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, there's a few lines out of the Jonathan response that utilize the unicorn for a short term attack, but they really don't work great at the higher levels due to the prevalence of one ups

  • @andrebonilla7171
    @andrebonilla7171 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Little brother:I can play chess like a God. Also him during the game

  • @squiddog8933
    @squiddog8933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Hopefully we'll get these features in Chess 2

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I just hope they nerf the Megachessatron in the next patch, damn thing is way too OP right now.

    • @l3on500
      @l3on500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@CidGuerreiro1234 True, but you gotta admit that the "get out of jail free" card from the Summer patch has brought some balance back into the game

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@l3on500 that card only makes tennison gambit intercontinental ballistic missile variation much more op than anything else

    • @mr_nothing9779
      @mr_nothing9779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chess 2:electric boogalu

    • @BruvTheCertifiedEgg
      @BruvTheCertifiedEgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dersephh yeah but, that can easily be beaten by lego minecraft steve and a well-aimed sock slingshot

  • @Twolol
    @Twolol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5971

    i realized this isnt how chess works after 1:24

    • @patrickbilan3654
      @patrickbilan3654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Just get royal fush then you get ez run

    • @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920
      @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      It wasn’t the pawn fainting that did it for you

    • @MortazaviGames
      @MortazaviGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Wait, this isn't how chess works?

    • @moarisakeerysime4744
      @moarisakeerysime4744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      All we need is a spy, and a lot of hotels. That way you wouldn't be supply blocked plus you got vision from that changeling into pawn.

    • @Volatile127
      @Volatile127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I died with the chessatron

  • @scorpion4074
    @scorpion4074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3066

    Kasparov really took a calculated risk here, he had Short in the perfect position to launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M Cold-Launched Three-staged Solid-Propellant Silo-Based Intercontinental Ballistic Missile towards Short's king, but decided to minimise casualties and prevent damage to Mrs Bond the Baker with his peeing manoeuvre. Well played

    • @123thebigguy9
      @123thebigguy9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      The Geneva convention would have been brought up if he had considered launching it. The pieces had played Football with them therefore, they didnt want everyone to die. Anyways, the spy was still in there. It was smart not to use that move in my opinion .

    • @edmontonboy99
      @edmontonboy99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That’s the Kasparov Piddle for ya, not a great move but I enjoy letting myself out.

    • @thesithofearth3617
      @thesithofearth3617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wonder if he even knows how to protect a shopping trolley from a grenade

    • @pancakesareawesome3121
      @pancakesareawesome3121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Geez, you sound like Bosnian Ape Society

    • @blackseir6390
      @blackseir6390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah the ol tennison gambit variation

  • @laynewindom9998
    @laynewindom9998 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I have to say that this was very professional gameplay between the two. Beautifully done

  • @TehParismio
    @TehParismio 11 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Still diagonally. Some traditions, Die hard. This bit is amazing.

  • @benjamincalloway
    @benjamincalloway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    My biggest claim to fame is that, for all four years in my high school's chess club, I played with my rooks inverted.

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @pycl No, you can unlock it if you beat the Championship boss on hard if you can bait them to invert one of your rooks. More rooks inverted means higher chance, but takes more strategy.

    • @LucIndustries
      @LucIndustries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You could have been the capitan if you had just learned the missle variation of the tennison gambit.
      th-cam.com/video/E2xNlzsnPCQ/w-d-xo.html
      Basic stuff tbh.

  • @taylort3674
    @taylort3674 10 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    If they played like this more often they'd have way more people in chess club

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      A lot fewer boards though

    • @taylort3674
      @taylort3674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@curiousnerdkitteh sometimes we need to make sacrifices

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taylort3674 uP

  • @YasFunny63
    @YasFunny63 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    this is my friend's favorite video on the internet and i fully understand why

  • @LeftyGuns87
    @LeftyGuns87 10 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    I always knew chess was difficult.

  • @qoque2737
    @qoque2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    For the people confused, they're playing 4d chess in a classic 1d board.

    • @TheNotSoRealJeff2
      @TheNotSoRealJeff2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you very much.

    • @cheese0827
      @cheese0827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      2d board

    • @zeeb.1763
      @zeeb.1763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They're doing so by using the lesser known Glatorian Workaround

    • @sablesalt
      @sablesalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Which dlc and updates do they have added on?
      I keep trying to use these stratigies but am losing to my opponent asking me if I have any exodia the forbidden one before I answer go fish and then they repeat this process until they get all 5 pieces and auto win, am I just bad or has there been an update that made this strategy unviable in the current metagame?

    • @andrazprelec8263
      @andrazprelec8263 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@cheese0827did he fucking stutter?

  • @stapel1124
    @stapel1124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3545

    "Mom can we get chess?"
    "No we have chess at home"
    Chess at home:

    • @UnableToucan
      @UnableToucan ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Chess at home seems to be a direct upgrade

    • @peanutgallery5427
      @peanutgallery5427 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Can I pull up?

    • @LeBronyaJames
      @LeBronyaJames ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Can you ask your mom if I can come over? My mom said yes but only if I have permission

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fax

    • @Username23542
      @Username23542 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@UnableToucan agreed

  • @somebody23233
    @somebody23233 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the fact he literally took a piss and knocked out the king is something

  • @hankhill243
    @hankhill243 10 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    I love it when they play outside the rigged confines of book theory and rely just on skill.

  • @ljubicamilicevic944
    @ljubicamilicevic944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    The way he says "Oh this is extraordinary! Kasparov is *pissing* on the board!" will always be funny to me

  • @toastytoast2653
    @toastytoast2653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

    The fact that this existed 8 years ago back in 2013 is absolutely priceless.

    • @noyes4656
      @noyes4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So what? You think people back then didnt know what comedy was?

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@noyes4656 Obviously
      Comedy was invented in 2016 with the water bottle flip

    • @reallycantthinkofausername487
      @reallycantthinkofausername487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@RoflcopterLamo actually it was invented when the dab became popular

    • @lunakm764
      @lunakm764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      actually comedy was invented in 335 bce....

    • @yourfatboy5359
      @yourfatboy5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why?

  • @alveypaez5646
    @alveypaez5646 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I gotta love how when the pieces are playing football, the rook that reversed it's own gravity is still upside down.

  • @SquaredMediaYT
    @SquaredMediaYT 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    My eyes are watering I'm lolling so hard.

    • @veneratedincel
      @veneratedincel 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      arbiter!

    • @KadenZombie8
      @KadenZombie8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What the... I was just watching you!

    • @hectormontes7056
      @hectormontes7056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol epic

    • @Xavier-ye8eh
      @Xavier-ye8eh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2014 really was a simpler time huh?

    • @SkilledNub
      @SkilledNub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The legend himself is here

  • @micah_rt5492
    @micah_rt5492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    It’d be funny if they added a little _”zip”_ noise at the end, then the players shake hands.

    • @dasillosa
      @dasillosa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      But no water running noise, Kasparov didn't wash his hands D:

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The fact there's no zip implies that Kasparov shook hands with his penis out.

    • @awfvil2717
      @awfvil2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@redeye4516 kinda gay

    • @smncoolidfk
      @smncoolidfk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@awfvil2717 The distance between 2 chess players is about 1.5 feet, which is much less than the recommended distance between two straight men, which is more than 5 feet. Therefore, you are indeed correct with your theory

    • @suddenva118
      @suddenva118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This has one implication I find funnier Kasparov isnt wearing pants

  • @The_Youtube_Winner
    @The_Youtube_Winner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    “she has won an oscar there.” “upgrading his queen to a hotel.” “full house” “look at this, he’s pissing on the board.”

  • @CienSCodog
    @CienSCodog 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10/10, the intense drama is what makes this extraordinarily amazing. The pressure on the finishing move, pissing, was an amazing conclusion to this amazing match. Congrats to the chess piece who won an oscar.

  • @sadrat5375
    @sadrat5375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "Kasparov is conglomerating his pawns...
    *INTO A MEGA CHESSATRON"*

  • @YourLocalLesbian37
    @YourLocalLesbian37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    That man is incredibly hydrated

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only a fool enters into a chess tournament dehydrated.

    • @DocKrazy
      @DocKrazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As one should be

    • @Endoclaw
      @Endoclaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah he just held his piss sense the last chess tournament

  • @Enirom
    @Enirom ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I really thought this is going to be a normal chess tutorial
    But i am not disappointed, this is so much better

  • @cassiopeia4581
    @cassiopeia4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The "upgradeing his queen into a hotel" bit allmost up and killed me, that was too damm good

  • @ColonizerChan
    @ColonizerChan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    i thought this was legitimate until i kept watching......this is genius.

    • @andreahikono
      @andreahikono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .....this is legitimate? I don’t get it.

    • @ColonizerChan
      @ColonizerChan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bigandre17
      Why are you replying to a comment I made before I could buy a drink?

    • @andreahikono
      @andreahikono 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ColonizerChan good question

  • @ChibiReviews
    @ChibiReviews 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    Seems Legit!

    • @letiziasz2490
      @letiziasz2490 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I will learn how to play chess! For Shiro!!!!
      ...
      No, I don't know how to play chess, and I would like to learn XD

    • @andytrinh2562
      @andytrinh2562 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Letizia SZ :D No Game No Life Reference......FOR SORA! (and maybe steph)

    • @letiziasz2490
      @letiziasz2490 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amanda Trinh For SORA!!!!!!! Yaaaay!!!!

    • @kissushotu2456
      @kissushotu2456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      holy shit man i did not expect u to be here.

    • @angelolorilla2050
      @angelolorilla2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice to see this comment here. LOL

  • @abxy_real_official_since2020
    @abxy_real_official_since2020 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I cast AURA OF CONFUSION!"
    -Rook, 2012

  • @isaacrobertson4374
    @isaacrobertson4374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I love how the monotone voice immediately turns into a joyous one the second the players start peeing

  • @glutymaximusy866
    @glutymaximusy866 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    My opponent has summoned the Kraken. What do I do? I do not have any means of killing it!

    • @zriku1
      @zriku1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      At this point your best bet is to activate a trap card

    • @CritScratch
      @CritScratch 10 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Derpy Toaster
      actually it is possible to call the krakens mother by telegram alerting her of her sons location. this will cause the mother kraken to drag the kraken back to kraken school where he will no doubt be put in kraken detention. its a temporary solution since he will be mad about this once kraken detention is over but it will provide the necessary time for preparation for his return.

    • @LegendaryBrah
      @LegendaryBrah 10 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Upgrade your rook into Captain Ahab

    • @zriku1
      @zriku1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I personally prefer to upgrade my rooks into medics, as they can help your team stay alive.

    • @LegendaryBrah
      @LegendaryBrah 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Derpy Toaster
      Mate, they keep the team alive but if the enemy has spies in your ranks, the medics are done for.

  • @pr0meez926
    @pr0meez926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    I love the moment when Kasparov conglomerated his pawn into Ludwig the accursed from Bloodborne (2015). Truly one of the best moves in chess history.

    • @door-kun1902
      @door-kun1902 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only thing missing is his Moonlight Greatsword

    • @tempota7792
      @tempota7792 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn, nearly a decade already...

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

    • @tiuriverdrag6124
      @tiuriverdrag6124 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      honestly even funnier considering that this video released before bloodborne even came out

  • @skeleton9476
    @skeleton9476 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The way he says Mega Chessatron so calmly just makes me laugh-

  • @CaiHy-Bri
    @CaiHy-Bri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    As a chess player, I can confirm the effectiveness of the Rasputin opening

  • @rohanreddyS
    @rohanreddyS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    They had us in the first half , not gonna lie

  • @Wyrd80
    @Wyrd80 11 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I am a little disappointed that Kasparov didn't summon the Kraken.

    • @CascadianRanger
      @CascadianRanger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That strategy is best used if you have at least 2 unicorns on the board ive found. However, do to the schism in his church, I would have personally combined my inverted rook with my non inverted rook to create a hole in time and space. Both are of course, viable strategies.

    • @gorgolyt
      @gorgolyt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Er, hello? Do you see any pink pieces on Kasparov's omega file? Short would be in the perfect position to enact an Atlantian countergambit, presumably followed by a thorough motorboating of Kasparov's queen.

    • @Wyrd80
      @Wyrd80 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well unless Kasparov hoists the Jolly Roger and makes his King Davy Jones. That would prevent motorboating and would also disrupt Short's trade routes.

    • @CascadianRanger
      @CascadianRanger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Short could have possibly called in the emperor piece, but that would have come at the risk of Kasprov using the force and switching off his targeting computer, increasing the accuracy of all of his pawns for a potential rush of the chess star

    • @ironstorm1690
      @ironstorm1690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have sacrificed my queen to summon cthulu.
      Your kraken is nothin compared to the power of cthulu

  • @diegogonzalez5746
    @diegogonzalez5746 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've never seen this video and TH-cam decided to recommend it to me exactly today

  • @jordandelosreyes5656
    @jordandelosreyes5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    1:43 I love how there are 3 rooks, 3 bishops and 11 pawns

    • @arandomdude4154
      @arandomdude4154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      12 pawns*

    • @shapeovertime6364
      @shapeovertime6364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They’re the substitutes. You can change them out if your pieces are playing badly

    • @JohnJohnson100
      @JohnJohnson100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      did you miss the part where he played a plus 4 to give himself those

  • @Osmium498
    @Osmium498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3948

    Amateurs, Short clearly should have sacrificed 3 of his pawns to create a Demonic Bishop. The Demonic Bishop would have increased his faith by +10% each turn which would have allowed him to corrupt his king, corrupting the king would have temporarily increased his WiFi to 3 bars which would allow him to call an Uber. The Uber drops off 5 fast food employees which could provide defense against the piss strategy because of their public restrooms. He could then sacrifice his demonic Bishop to mana resurrect Cathulu. Cathulu has an exclusive ability to instantly raise the opponent’s wanted level to 5-stars. The military would then arrest the opposing king and Short would have won. These people don’t even know the basics of chess.

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      People who don't know the rules shouldn't be committing. White's play to inverse his Rook inflicted the confusion status, which caused the Church Schism effect. The Church Schism causing you to lose one Bishop and reduces faith by -20% until Christmas. This would had delayed the king's corruption for long enough for White to have claimed a monopoly on tele-communication services or sue Uber on behalf of taxi companies, and thus prevented the public restroom defense, which is weak at best.
      The current play is to invert White's other rook, which would have activated the Pandemonium condition. This would have triggered his trap card and allow him to attack his king as a bonus action while ignoring the multi-attack penalty. This is enough to take the King to half health, at which point he could cover his side of the board with his arms and head until he wins when the opposing king bleeds out.
      Now this is presuming we are talking about the Standard Idaho 1.83 edition, the only one that makes any sense.

    • @AlexSimedre
      @AlexSimedre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This needs to go up. Lmao

    • @Sunday71821
      @Sunday71821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Needs to go up

    • @silksonghornet3722
      @silksonghornet3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sure

    • @HawkOfGP
      @HawkOfGP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I've analyzed this game extensively with Stockfish and you are talking out of your ass. These guys are grandmasters. It's really easy to say black should've gone for a different plan in the middle game, but there are no guarantees it would've worked because IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED CHESS BEFORE, white also has turns and gets to react to the Demonic Bishop attack before Cathulu ever has a chance to appear on the board. These kinds of bishop traps probably work at 1500 Elo or whatever amateur level you play at, but it would've never surprised Kasparov. Gimme a fcking break.

  • @bryberkson491
    @bryberkson491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Props to Short for keeping his rook inverted while playing on Christmas.

  • @electrocubic5116
    @electrocubic5116 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I had never imagined I would ever come across this video in my whole life. What a masterpiece! I'm just speechless! The commentary was on point! 👏👏🤣

  • @jamiefidler9187
    @jamiefidler9187 11 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    As a chess player myself, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

    • @mace8873
      @mace8873 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Hnefatafl player myself, I can confirm that Jamie is 100% correct.

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are you talking about? Nobody opens that way.

  • @doarmutra
    @doarmutra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Watch the amount of people coming to this vid after watching Queen's Gambit

  • @stardust-reverie
    @stardust-reverie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    The one time I click on the mystery video, and it's the most hilarious video on YT. Good job, NerdCubed.

    • @baconshredder
      @baconshredder 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I came from nerd cubed too

    • @KoalaProductions
      @KoalaProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow I'm here from reddit, and I'm a big fan of nerdcubed. Good to see he put this as a mystery video.

  • @ivanhenderson31
    @ivanhenderson31 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Write that down!”
    “Write that down!”
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of Chess (probably)

  • @crackersphdinwumbology2831
    @crackersphdinwumbology2831 9 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Are these really the Queen's rules? I thought pissing on the pieces was only allowed on turns 7 and 8 respectively.

    • @wooper2434
      @wooper2434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Though technically an illegal move now, it was leagal during this tournament to counter Stone Cold Steve Austin

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@wooper2434 stone cold Steve Austin has since been removed as well as there’s no clear way of countering it. It’s a shame really... chess isn’t the same as it was back in my day.

    • @terry_the_terrible
      @terry_the_terrible 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Short is clearly taking the piss.

    • @HuntressCody
      @HuntressCody 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terry_the_terrible technically the truth

    • @snarkycommenthere9027
      @snarkycommenthere9027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@terry_the_terrible I hate this. Expect an assassin at dawn you scurvy dog

  • @_detritus_
    @_detritus_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Reminds me of when I won the 1932 world championships by summoning our lord Cthulhu.

    • @sassynick5598
      @sassynick5598 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I know Right? Shit kray. Or as we used to say; that fecal matter seems to be psychological disrupted. Cheerio.

    • @ironstorm1690
      @ironstorm1690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, lots of people like to summon the kraken, but cthulu just makes the kraken look weak.

    • @CGoldthorpe
      @CGoldthorpe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lysergic living

    • @bendovere6515
      @bendovere6515 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I met a man who did the same thing so I summoned the chessiah and won

    • @therealdeal680
      @therealdeal680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a good game but I only lost because you knocked over my super mega chessatron and be for it could get up you hit my life points directly and won

  • @ootoot8165
    @ootoot8165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Teacher: “This movie was based off of a real story”
    The movie:

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I like how the bishop and queen leave in their respective movement

  • @Pseudowolf
    @Pseudowolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I *finally* understand how to play chess now. Indeed, I now know how to play EVERY game.

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only one of those games matter however.
      Chess.