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Since we've already gone over so many groups that don't get along with the Inquisition (or otherwise interact with the Inquisition a lot in their lore) do you think that we could get a video on the lore of the Inquisition themselves? It could be nice to look at their origin and the most important/ridiculous/anti-common-sense stuff that they've done, especially since we have heard so many stories about the Inquisition in other lore videos without talking much about the Inquisition themselves.
Messenger: So, we’ve received a complaint from the Celestial Lions. Inquisitor: That’s adorable, do they thi- Messenger: They called us assholes. Inquisitor: My feelings are Pretty hurt, not gonna lie. imma use my vast powers to make their lives shit.
*"What made the Lions' situation so galling was that they had reacted with a measure of composure and reason, when they had every right to draw their bolters and finish it in a blunter, more efficient manner."* -Reclusiarch Merek Grimaldus "Blood and Fire" by Aaron-Debski-Bowden, Chapter IV
Grimaldus noting that the Lions could have gone Space Wolves on the Inquisition and made it clear that Astartes are not to be fucked with but *chose not to.*
Fun fact, around the end of the 31st Millennium, an Inquisitor went around murdering Space Marines because he believed that it would keep them from being a big threat to the Imperium. The Black Templars buttf*cked him with a meltagun and nobody said a word about it.
@@mikipyr5687 He is. In fact this happened when the Mentors were visiting the Celestial Lions and the Callidus was disguised as one of their serfs. At this point it's a wonder why the Imperial fists are not mustering every Chapter of theirs that is not taking part in a crusade or something like this and go to Terra to AXE a few questions while also informing Guilliman over this.
@@menmamadrigal1233 He should give more power to that branch of the Inquisition that is responsible for watching other Inquisitors if they don't go over the line. Or was it that this branch was more about limiting Inquisitors from calling down an Exterminatus for little or no reason.
Either killed 8-150 Billion people or watch them be corrupted by Chaos, the planet turned into a Daemon world and Millions of Daemons summoned to attack other defenseless worlds
@@christiandauz3742 Sure but you are taking the word of an Inquisitor who would go on to fuck over a loyalist chapter for politics, easily showing some Inquisitor's judgement is shit. Mr Wallcroft's comment is on point. As far as I can tell exterminatus is issued when the planet is deemed irredeemable not likely to fall to chaos, and if the latter is true then that's really fucked at least to me
@@finnolaf3822 Eisenhorn alone has saved the entire Imperium over a hundred times in his life while the Space Wolves have only saved hundreds of billions of people from dying ten years earlier at the same time
Celestial Lions need to get a few tips from Dark Angels. You snap their necks then kill all the witnesses. Then just say the Inquisitor got lost in a warp storm lmao
@@robertnelson9599 No. Unleash Death Company on their Rogue Trader vessel and Kill everything aboard just before it translates to the warp, or channel a Death Company marines rage into them Psychically driving them mad. Dare say some others were killed more usual ways. Not sure how we get marked as the eaters of flesh? I've never read of a flesh tearer doing anything more that the usual stuff Blood Angels get up too.
The inquisition is so chaotic. I mean, for every Ravenor out there, there are a ton of power mad arrogant fools whose actions cause so much pain and hatred that they are feeding the warp at an alarming rate. Tzeentch must be laughing his head off!
Me: knows nothing about this chapter Majorkill: "After all these are the guys who sent a formal complaint to the high lord of Terra about the Inquisition" Me: "They did what?!" Respect, brothers.
Nuts of iron; but the Inquisition resorts to the Sledgehammer to swatt flies maneuver. Siege of Vraks comes to mind as Arch covered the many years victory; (cough, cough, debacle)..
Every faction wins and loses in certain aspects. Chaos worship is good... until it isn't. Orks have fun doing anything, but are overconfident and rely on believing something to be true for most of their stuff. Tau are one of the TWO most advanced races, and one of the most accepting, but are super fragile and zealous to their Etheral Caste. The Imperium has terrible tech, but their faith and will to say "Ha, fuck you! Humanity First!" against all the shit they put up with is amazingly strong. The Necrons are Space Egyptians. Enough said. Tyranids don't show emotions. They are legit just slightly smarter animals. All Eldar are prissy idiots who think being old as balls gives you the right to be snobbish to others, despite being near death and fragile as fuck.
I'm surprised the inquisition would fuck with the primaris reinforcements especially since they are guarded by custodies like if the custodies found out there would be some serious beef
If the Custodes found out, there wouldn’t be an Inquisition. A handful of Custodians could clear out every inquisitorial fortress in the galaxy within a month(subtracting travel time, obviously)
Proof unfortunately gets clouded by smoke and mirrors, subterfuge. It would be something that they'd have to get from the Emperor of Mankind. I doubt that the High lords of Terra would even attempt such an writ of sanction on the Inquisition.. Something along the lines of wishing to keep breathing. However they've got a strangle grip on power & they might try undermining Robutte Gilliman. Stranger things have happened before like Goge Vandire of the Ecclesarchy...
@@TheCorrodedMan Meanwhile at Inquisition headquarters... Inquisitor: Lord Inquisitor we gave destroyed that Primaris shipment as you ordered. Lord Inquisitor: Excellent, that piskey chapter will not bother us anymore.... *5 minutes later* Lord Inquisitor: Why is some playing that pillar men song?
@@jonahtexhex2835 I dont think the custodies give a fuck about the high lords and I doubt they would listen to them either im 90% sure if they found out the inquisition was fucking with their duty they would be in huge doody
@@somethinglikethat2176 _”HMMMM mmm...look at this, my oh my how time flies. Last time I was here this place was just a frozen wasteland”_ _”Now it’s Home to an entire galaxies worth of arseholes, M’yes”_ _”Brothers, I suggest we clean this riff-raff up. Can’t have these pesky normals ruining the lord commanders fun, can we?”_ _”For once, I agree. Custodes, Kill every human wearing an Inquisitorial Rosette! ITS TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE!”_ (Screaming. Splash of body oil)
Lion El Jonson wakes up: ummm... what'd I miss Cypher: my lord may I present an emissary of the Celestial lions... *Inquisitors on Terra start shaking*
gman:so...someone in the rock wo-...oh no. oh nononononono. ....the lion woke. oh shit. *puts on a vox discord call* dante:guilaman? something up? logan:aye ya smurf something wrong? gman:we have a problem,the lion is awake and we need to stop him before all hell breaks loose logan:ok ill go ask bjorn who our new friend got back kicking to go help, gman:right yeah later lion: allright you smurf you get 3 seconds to explain-oh hey bjorn gman:look lion i promise i can explain whats going on but please i need your help.....
@@Blazegraze12 really wish black templars where seen as noble they get a lot of flak for being fanatic zealots but they do a lot of shit that shows they care for people
"It was heavily implied rather than confirmed that the Inquisition did this"- that's how all the best Inquisition lore is written. The great thing about the Inquisition is even the Inquisitorial Representative doesn't know everything they're up to.
"Don't mess with the Inquisition." Unless it's an irritated (Not) God Skeleton sitting on a Golden Toilet bowl and a 12 foot tall Red fucking nerd with a Banana as a companion. Or that guy with Recaf addiction. Maybe Kaldor Draigo but he does not count.
"Ah, the Inquisition thinks they can step on my men?" "Precisely, now grovel before your lords." "Thunder Hammer." "...Wha-" *brings down space ship *crawls back out "Alright you insufferable twats, it is on."
I loved the "shut the fuck /up/, Timmy", it was less "comically over reaction" and more "genuine annoyance" and it worked so so much better than that joke usually does.
Somehow I'm getting extra triggered by the inquitision action for exterminate the chapter...i really hope the Lord inquisition that responsible get worse fate that the one that Grimnar kills...
Gabriel Seth unleashed his Flesh Tearer Death Company in an inquisitors ship, just before it translated to the warp, because she deserved it. Additionally he got on of his Librarians to transfer the rage from one of his death company to another Inquisitor. Sent him crazy. He also deserved it.
Inquistion: "exterminatus" Celestial Lions: "but why though?" Inquistion: "HERESY! Hire all the xenos to eliminate this chapter" TBH though, telling not to exterminatus is just a killjoy.
Well Gabriel and the Blood Ravens did express their deep guilt over it. It must have been that bad if the Space Marines personally requested the Inquisition for an Exerminatus especially one that is their homeworld.
Damn, I really did catch this a minute after releasing. Might as well say, thanks Majorkill for continuing to do videos, this shit gets me through life in the middle of the dumbfuckery America has devolved to with a pandemic. Thanks for keeping up the good work!
Inquisiton: I'M in charge and I say the Lions have to be destroy- Grimaldus: ...Do you feel incharge, little man? **Rests his hand on the inquisitor shoulder**
But he paid a heavy price for it The Space Wolves are lucky the Inquisition didn't summon the Red Scorpions, Marines Malevolent, Lamenters, Minotaurs, Death Watch, Sisters of Battle, Inquisition Scions and the Space Sharks during the Months of Shame
@@christiandauz3742 not really, even the Grey Knights hated this shit show and discuss the option to eliminate the Inquisitor. The Death Watch have nothing to do with such stuff and wont mess with this affair. The Wolves have also good connections to other chapters, even the DA would getting pissed when the Inquisition start something stupid like a all out war. Also the Mars and the Wolves have tight bounds and they may not like it when some idiot call in massive reinforcements, the same is true for house bellsarius ect ect ect... . This is why they can do such stuff, would a no name chapter try this stunt they would be instant called heretic and the paintrain would stomp them. And now this is more unlikely with Big G. back, the 13. Company back and Primaris reinforcements, no Inquisitor will piss the "Legion" off. ;)
@@coreleon Legion my ass. The Space Wolves and Wolf Spear are only 2.75k Marines, mostly Primaris Noobs The Inquisition has enough resources to destroy all First Founding Chapters Space Wolves only get to defy the Inquisition once
@@christiandauz3742 Inquisition isn't dumb they know there's other threats out there if they waste all the resources they take losses to and then nids will win.
@@mikecampos1193 But the Inquisition needs to maintain its status and powerful influence. Without it they cannot do their jobs which is literally one of the few things keeping the Imperium together No Inquistion means the Imperium falls long before the 1st Black Crusade, maybe during the Great Scouring. The Guard is the Anvil, the Custodes are the Shadow, the Astartes the Hammer and the Inquisition the Silent Laser That is why they attacked both the Space Wolves and the Celestial Lions. The only people that are above Inquisitors are the Custodes, High Lords of Terra, Guilliman and the Emperor Chaos invited the Tyranids into the Milky Way thanks to the Heresy. The Nids are keeping the Imperium, Eldar and Necrons busy while feeding Chaos with their destruction and making more people desperate to join Chaos Chaos Daemons, including those from Slaanesh, from the War in Heaven are much more powerful than most Daemons after. The Eldar Empire had to ally with a few Necron Dynasties to survive Chaos 65 Million Years Ago Chaos never uses its entire power against its enemies in 40k, Fantasy and Age of Sigmar One very easy way Horus could have won his Heresy is him getting more support from Chaos Had Abaddon been bestowed Drach'nyen at the start of the Heresy the First Captain would have drastically changed the outcome: -Abaddon kills Loken, Mortug and that Techpriest on Isstvan III. The conflict is much shorter with much fewer casualties for the Traitors (The Knights-Errants are fucked without Loken) -At the Drop Site Massacre he kills Artellus Numelon, Shadrak Meduson, Nyoka Sharrowkyn, Gherith Arendi and permanently kills Vulkan! Again he kills a lot of Loyalists and greatly reduces Traitor casualties in a bigger scale compared to Isstvan 3 (With Vulkan permanently dead and his body handed over to Fabius Bile the Salamanders dissolved as a Legion and start being harshed and dysfunctional. Artellus Numelon being dead means he can't trade his life to bring Vulkan back) (Without Arendi, Bile's Enhanced Warriors kill Corax. Both dead Primarchs are used to create more geneseed and more Enhanced Warriors) (The Shattered Legions are much less effective without Shadrak's leadership and hit-n-run tactics) (Without Nykona Sharrowkyn the Sisypheum is destroyed and its crew killed long before they make it to Luna during the Siege. The Sons of Horus retain the Primaris formula and begin mass-producing Chaos Primaris Space Marines) -Drach'nyen teleports himself and Abaddon into the Webway breach and they slaughter many Sisters of Silence, Custodes, Mechanicus Forces and Knights. Dorn is forced to commit Conscripts, Imperial Fists as well as himself into the battle. They all die but gave enough time for the Psykers to be sacrificed and allow the Emperor to temporarily leave the Throne. Abaddon and Drach'nyen teleport out of there -Abaddon later slaughters the Knights-Errants, kills Russ and butchers countless Space Wolves. Abaddon is sent to assist the EC and DG against the White Scars killing many Sons of Khan as well as Revuel Arvida/Janus before teleporting away. -Blood Angels and White Scars are slaughtered at Beta-Garmon. Sanginius and Khan are overwhelmed and torn into pieces by the Traitors Horus wins the Heresy in a very one-sided way. And that isn't the only easy way he can win
@@christiandauz3742 idk I feel like the Marines Malevolent are inquisitorial acolytes that get implanted with gene seed. Pretty sure the Minotaurs are the high lords hit squad. The Red Scorpions.... they are definitely one of the inquisitions hit squads along with the Red Hunters (see vraks). As for the Chacaradons, I think they are loyalist renegades on a total OFP. Probably founded by Sevatar, with a total fetishes for killing traitors.
@@christiandauz3742 true, but Logan has about three light years of plot armor. Not to mention purging a first founding chapter...... pretty sure one call with an astropath to everyone's favorite pyros and things get stickier. Personally there are a few planets that just need a good volley of cyclone torpedoes.
@@mikewaterfield3599 Bjorn told Logan enough is enough after the Battle of Fenris, stating that the Space Wolves have lost too many and continuing the feud is suicide. Had the Months of Shame continued the Sons of Russ would have been wiped out along with a few pro-Inquisition Chapters, countless Guardsmen and Imperium ships and countless resources wasted Magnus would instead invade Medusa and wiped out the Iron Hands
Inquisition: we're here to save you!..... Civilian population: yay!!! it's the inquisition!!! Inquisition: ....... FROM YOURSELVES!!!!! Civilian population: oh no, it's the the inquisition!!!
Great video as always. Only recently found out about these guys but they're pretty awesome. Also a great example of how to be diverse without beating people over the head with it. They're basically Space Zulu warriors but they never make a big deal about it or harp on about it. As a person of color I can't say how much I appreciate it. Can tell when it's forced this is very natural and fits in with the lore.
It's not about orks, it's about sending the message. The message is "no one cross inquisition and get to live, your life will be as miserable and suffering as possible no matter where you are and what you're fighting for" A technique use very frequently by police in Asia, they will harassing you until you succumb if you cross them. (unlike US cop they just straight up kill you at the spot and make up BS cover up)
Insquisitor looking at the plans to enact the fall of Cadia so it’ll be easier to fuck with the lions: “Don’t you think this might be a bit much?” Inquisitor lord backhands him: “I bet you feel pretty stupid for asking that now huh?”
I’m afraid you’re mistaken, Major Kill. Heroes in the dark future can exist without getting absolutely nailed. The Salamanders. They’re damn good at burning their enemies and cities to ashes, but they’re even better at protecting civilians.
It's my headcanon that a higher Lord Inquisitor eventually found out about the sheer depths delved to in order to fuck over the CLs and ordered everyone involved to be purged. It's one thing to make an example of people that think they can challenge your authority, but it's an entirely different case if you commit treason or fuck with things under the aegis of the few people that can use your authority as toilet paper to do it. Priorities; you can't aid the enemy or risk antagonizing the fucking Custodes to hurt the CLs. The former makes you Traitor Inquisitors and the latter makes you Liability Inquisitors, and according to the very accurate word of the Inquisition neither of those exists (Blam! Blam!).
Imagine if Kaldo Draigo gets back to the Materium and finds out how much they screwed the Inquisition. He and his order will bring the hams and let them taste tangerines.
The sad thing is that not even being bros with Chaplain Grimaldus and the Black Templars was enough to save them from the ire of the Inquisition. On one side, I get it's a way to show how grimdark the 40K universe is and everything is crap no matter how good or bad you are. But on the other hand, if the Inquisition remains so dang petty even after their BS gets called out, someone has to step in and put them in their place (most likely Guilliman or the Emperor Himself).
Imagine what would happen to the inquisition of Ratbat Gobblecat found out what they do to chapters that just sorta don't like how they kill billions because reasons. I wonder if that would be the push for him to stab his dads life support so he can regenerate specifically to reform the inquisition into what it's supposed to be.
As a fan of the soace sharks, you may wanna look into the Executioners! They are another successor chapter kf the Imperial fists, but managed to go one on one with the Space Sharks chapter in an engagement called "the red hour"
Someone really needs to make an Ork unit for Tabletop that they can't actually use called an "Ork Sniper" and then any time some stupid crap happens to the enemy, attribute to the sniper. Also, poor Celestial Lions, they have probably become my 2nd favorite official chapter behind the Salamanders.
Well I believe the Black Templars know what's up and have sided with the Celestial Lions. I doubt the Inquisition would try this with a second founding chapter like the BT. They tried it with Space Wolves and all it got them was a bunch of dead Grey Knights lol
@@baisansebastian3358 Did they though? The people in charge were all killed and it doesn't help that the Grey Knights and other Inquisitors were already planning to take out the guy in charge of it all since they saw what the guy was doing as a tad dangerous since the other First Founding chapters would have felt none too comfortable with that the Inquisition was doing if they wiped out one of the most loyal chapters out there.
@@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 me if I was an Astartes I'd just kill every inquisitor on site and be like I dunno demon just came up snapped theat inquisitors neck and ran that way >>>> then kill the one who's back is turned and is investigating the inquisitors death
you know, you can actually play the lions chapter on warhammer space marine in the multiplayer. i was quite suprised and happy to find them available. :)
Great now I am picturing a radical inqustioner having his "allies" send Abaddon a picture of the Necron Pylons and a highly detailed drawing of Horus smacking him with his own detached arms.
If only the Black Templars was more proactive in helping the Celestial Lions' complain about us then maybe we can demonstrate to them how not having a Scout Company dedicated to long range sniping can be detrimental when fighting againsg "Ork Snipers".
Lamenters and Celestial Lions Brothers in getting shat on by the Galaxy and the fellow Brethern But still are loyal to the Emperor God Speed you magnificent Marines, God Speed
I heard that it started like this: Lions were fighting Chaos on some planet with humans from that planet, and together they did really well, but Inquisition ordered Lions to exterinata the whole planet, because those people were in contact with Chaos. Lions actually felt admiration towards human soldiers that fought side by side with them, and refused the order. The planet was destroyed anywas, and Lions started officially complaining - and then the rest is like said here :)
A Space Marine Chapter filing an official complaint about one individual inquisitor to the High Lords of Terra would probably go badly for the inquisitor. But filing a complaint about the Inquisition itself? Yeah, not the best idea for anyone.
This video is more or less how to get bent over by the Inquisition in 3 easy steps
1. Be any chapter other than the Space Wolves
2. Complain
3. Received pounding
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Where TF have you been....6 days between getting a laugh is too long for me....hahahahaha
you should make a video about The Inquisition vs Space Wolves... unless you did it already and I completely missed it xD
Sometimes I can't help but think that the Inquisition only hires assholes.
This s one of the best vids u hav released. Very representative of the grim dark.
Since we've already gone over so many groups that don't get along with the Inquisition (or otherwise interact with the Inquisition a lot in their lore) do you think that we could get a video on the lore of the Inquisition themselves?
It could be nice to look at their origin and the most important/ridiculous/anti-common-sense stuff that they've done, especially since we have heard so many stories about the Inquisition in other lore videos without talking much about the Inquisition themselves.
Messenger: So, we’ve received a complaint from the Celestial Lions.
Inquisitor: That’s adorable, do they thi-
Messenger: They called us assholes.
Inquisitor: My feelings are Pretty hurt, not gonna lie. imma use my vast powers to make their lives shit.
Dem Ork Snipers doh.
Sounds rather familiar oddly enough.
Chapter so loyal and noble they convinced the entire fucking Black Templars chapter to side with them without actually trying.
Grimaldus backed them and the rest followed because the BT saw the bullshit that the Inquisition was pulling.
@@Try_Again_Bragg I'm aware of the thing I commented on yes.
@@en4135 possible I miss read what your were meaning
Not to mention, the Black Templars already don't like the Inquisition to begin with.
Bt walked up said wtf is this bs.
*"What made the Lions' situation so galling was that they had reacted with a measure of composure and reason, when they had every right to draw their bolters and finish it in a blunter, more efficient manner."*
-Reclusiarch Merek Grimaldus
"Blood and Fire" by Aaron-Debski-Bowden, Chapter IV
Grimaldus is awesome!
And that's what got the Inquisition in the Black Templars' shit list
@@grimreminder5038 you know you fucked up when the religious fanatics get mad at you.
Grimaldus noting that the Lions could have gone Space Wolves on the Inquisition and made it clear that Astartes are not to be fucked with but *chose not to.*
Fun fact, around the end of the 31st Millennium, an Inquisitor went around murdering Space Marines because he believed that it would keep them from being a big threat to the Imperium. The Black Templars buttf*cked him with a meltagun and nobody said a word about it.
R.I.P. Ekene Dubaku. Dorn would've been proud.
Agreed
Grimaldus is going to be pissed when he finds out
@@mikipyr5687 He is. In fact this happened when the Mentors were visiting the Celestial Lions and the Callidus was disguised as one of their serfs. At this point it's a wonder why the Imperial fists are not mustering every Chapter of theirs that is not taking part in a crusade or something like this and go to Terra to AXE a few questions while also informing Guilliman over this.
@@CommanderBohn Gulliman is aware and in canon he is doing his damn best to remove their ill gotten privileges
@@menmamadrigal1233 He should give more power to that branch of the Inquisition that is responsible for watching other Inquisitors if they don't go over the line. Or was it that this branch was more about limiting Inquisitors from calling down an Exterminatus for little or no reason.
Damn, non-popular successor chapters have it rough. Also space marines having more empathy for humans than most inquisitor is really grimdark in away.
Either killed 8-150 Billion people or watch them be corrupted by Chaos, the planet turned into a Daemon world and Millions of Daemons summoned to attack other defenseless worlds
@@christiandauz3742 Sure but you are taking the word of an Inquisitor who would go on to fuck over a loyalist chapter for politics, easily showing some Inquisitor's judgement is shit. Mr Wallcroft's comment is on point. As far as I can tell exterminatus is issued when the planet is deemed irredeemable not likely to fall to chaos, and if the latter is true then that's really fucked at least to me
@@finnolaf3822
Eisenhorn alone has saved the entire Imperium over a hundred times in his life while the Space Wolves have only saved hundreds of billions of people from dying ten years earlier at the same time
@asdrubale bisanzio I dunno the inquisition and realistic don’t seem to go together.
@asdrubale bisanzio Sooo technically still pretty much the same.
Celestial Lions need to get a few tips from Dark Angels. You snap their necks then kill all the witnesses.
Then just say the Inquisitor got lost in a warp storm lmao
This is pretty close to how the Flesh Tearers deal with them.
@@coalitionofrob436 Don't they just eat them?
@@robertnelson9599 No. Unleash Death Company on their Rogue Trader vessel and Kill everything aboard just before it translates to the warp, or channel a Death Company marines rage into them Psychically driving them mad. Dare say some others were killed more usual ways. Not sure how we get marked as the eaters of flesh? I've never read of a flesh tearer doing anything more that the usual stuff Blood Angels get up too.
The Lions were playing by the rules, while the Inquistion burned the rules
@@coalitionofrob436 I think he got confused with flesh-eaters.
the more I learn about 40k lore, the more I am convinced that the biggest threat to the imperium, is the damn inquisition
that why big E send them to the warp with the help of Magnus
@@chatleslorenzo6164 God, I wish that was the canon storyline
Edit: typo
@@ihavenoname561 i hope Gman can kick the nquisition in croch for us
Not all of them but half of them.. Really no brainer..
It's the only thing keeping me from liking the sisters or deathwatch
The inquisition is so chaotic. I mean, for every Ravenor out there, there are a ton of power mad arrogant fools whose actions cause so much pain and hatred that they are feeding the warp at an alarming rate. Tzeentch must be laughing his head off!
The problem with the good inquisitors is you dont hear about the incursions and uprisings they prevent because they are busy on the next one
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Me: knows nothing about this chapter
Majorkill: "After all these are the guys who sent a formal complaint to the high lord of Terra about the Inquisition"
Me: "They did what?!"
Respect, brothers.
Gotta be a savage to challenge the Inquisition at all.
Nuts of iron; but the Inquisition resorts to the Sledgehammer to swatt flies maneuver. Siege of Vraks comes to mind as Arch covered the many years victory; (cough, cough, debacle)..
“The Inquisition told the Orkz of the attack”
Wait. That’s illegal!
They basically committed treason, i still don't get why they didn't get caught
the thumbnail suggests that there are winners in 40k, everyone lost... except the orks, they just have a fucking blast
And the gods of chaos
Orc guns go dakka dakka
@@baizuo_6246 The Orks win even more that them. Especially when Tit-bitch and Korn-cob got their asses personally spanked by Gork and Mork.
@@koatam and orks retardation is so high they get happy even if they get ripped torn and sodomised.
Every faction wins and loses in certain aspects.
Chaos worship is good... until it isn't.
Orks have fun doing anything, but are overconfident and rely on believing something to be true for most of their stuff.
Tau are one of the TWO most advanced races, and one of the most accepting, but are super fragile and zealous to their Etheral Caste.
The Imperium has terrible tech, but their faith and will to say "Ha, fuck you! Humanity First!" against all the shit they put up with is amazingly strong.
The Necrons are Space Egyptians. Enough said.
Tyranids don't show emotions. They are legit just slightly smarter animals.
All Eldar are prissy idiots who think being old as balls gives you the right to be snobbish to others, despite being near death and fragile as fuck.
I'm surprised the inquisition would fuck with the primaris reinforcements especially since they are guarded by custodies like if the custodies found out there would be some serious beef
If the Custodes found out, there wouldn’t be an Inquisition. A handful of Custodians could clear out every inquisitorial fortress in the galaxy within a month(subtracting travel time, obviously)
Proof unfortunately gets clouded by smoke and mirrors, subterfuge. It would be something that they'd have to get from the Emperor of Mankind. I doubt that the High lords of Terra would even attempt such an writ of sanction on the Inquisition.. Something along the lines of wishing to keep breathing. However they've got a strangle grip on power & they might try undermining Robutte Gilliman. Stranger things have happened before like Goge Vandire of the Ecclesarchy...
@@TheCorrodedMan Meanwhile at Inquisition headquarters...
Inquisitor: Lord Inquisitor we gave destroyed that Primaris shipment as you ordered.
Lord Inquisitor: Excellent, that piskey chapter will not bother us anymore....
*5 minutes later*
Lord Inquisitor: Why is some playing that pillar men song?
@@jonahtexhex2835 I dont think the custodies give a fuck about the high lords and I doubt they would listen to them either im 90% sure if they found out the inquisition was fucking with their duty they would be in huge doody
@@somethinglikethat2176 _”HMMMM mmm...look at this, my oh my how time flies. Last time I was here this place was just a frozen wasteland”_
_”Now it’s Home to an entire galaxies worth of arseholes, M’yes”_
_”Brothers, I suggest we clean this riff-raff up. Can’t have these pesky normals ruining the lord commanders fun, can we?”_
_”For once, I agree. Custodes, Kill every human wearing an Inquisitorial Rosette! ITS TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE!”_
(Screaming. Splash of body oil)
Lion El Jonson wakes up: ummm... what'd I miss
Cypher: my lord may I present an emissary of the Celestial lions...
*Inquisitors on Terra start shaking*
I dont get it
But aren't they Imperial fist????
@@Nostroman_Praetor would that matter if the Lion found out a chapter was being targeted by Religious Zealots?
@@LARGO125 hmm, fair point.
gman:so...someone in the rock wo-...oh no. oh nononononono. ....the lion woke. oh shit. *puts on a vox discord call*
dante:guilaman? something up?
logan:aye ya smurf something wrong?
gman:we have a problem,the lion is awake and we need to stop him before all hell breaks loose
logan:ok ill go ask bjorn who our new friend got back kicking to go help,
gman:right yeah
later
lion: allright you smurf you get 3 seconds to explain-oh hey bjorn
gman:look lion i promise i can explain whats going on but please i need your help.....
1 minute ago I was sad, now I'm sad and herectic.
Its been 1 hour rip this guy
Lets say it was good target practise :3
You a daemon prince yet?
@@firstbornimperialfistmarin3563 why who's asking?
@@firstbornimperialfistmarin3563 died by tyranid vore
Damn, the celestial lions are suddenly my favourite space marine chapter.
Them, Salamanders and Space Wolves. Something about those who are noble always draws me.
@@Blazegraze12 really wish black templars where seen as noble they get a lot of flak for being fanatic zealots but they do a lot of shit that shows they care for people
Someone should inform Lord Adorable about the inquisition's crimes against his gene-sons.
Just wait until the Big E hears of it while watching through the Cypher Cam.
@@aethertech he was really pissed when he learned about the lamenters, he’s gonna be even more pissed
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
On the one hand that would be funny but on the other hand they unfortunately have no proof they fucked with the genseed,
"It was heavily implied rather than confirmed that the Inquisition did this"- that's how all the best Inquisition lore is written. The great thing about the Inquisition is even the Inquisitorial Representative doesn't know everything they're up to.
I would be surprised if he knew hardly anything his brethren are doing
"Don't mess with the Inquisition."
Unless it's an irritated (Not) God Skeleton sitting on a Golden Toilet bowl and a 12 foot tall Red fucking nerd with a Banana as a companion.
Or that guy with Recaf addiction.
Maybe Kaldor Draigo but he does not count.
Or sipheeeeeeeeer
Or Logan
Or Sly Marbo ain't nobody fucks with Sly
Or Row Booty Gorillaman and his personal cogitator filled with 60 petabytes of Xenos "Research".
@@howaboutno5992 “Row booty Gorillaman” lmfaoo
Would love to see a story if a cerslestral lion just walking in to a inquisitors conclave closing the doors and going to town on them .
Just wait until the Black Templars , Guiliman , or Rogal Dorn when he return , hear about this shit
Grimaldus is PISSED
@@Try_Again_Bragg REALLY, REALLY REALLY FUCKING PISS... ( In the book of course.)
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Helbrecht explains to Lord Guilliman what these hitherto unheard of Ork snipers can do...
"Ah, the Inquisition thinks they can step on my men?"
"Precisely, now grovel before your lords."
"Thunder Hammer."
"...Wha-"
*brings down space ship
*crawls back out
"Alright you insufferable twats, it is on."
I loved the "shut the fuck /up/, Timmy", it was less "comically over reaction" and more "genuine annoyance" and it worked so so much better than that joke usually does.
Somehow I'm getting extra triggered by the inquitision action for exterminate the chapter...i really hope the Lord inquisition that responsible get worse fate that the one that Grimnar kills...
Gabriel Seth unleashed his Flesh Tearer Death Company in an inquisitors ship, just before it translated to the warp, because she deserved it. Additionally he got on of his Librarians to transfer the rage from one of his death company to another Inquisitor. Sent him crazy. He also deserved it.
They really worked with the orks to destroy a loyal chapter due to a complaint thats some high class hereasy
Inquistion: "exterminatus"
Celestial Lions: "but why though?"
Inquistion: "HERESY! Hire all the xenos to eliminate this chapter"
TBH though, telling not to exterminatus is just a killjoy.
@@coalitionofrob436 wasn't the inquitision sneaking away in an civilians transport ship?
@@azron4537 yes, there was collateral damage. Maybe 10,000 IG. However it was necessary.
The celestial lions are basically the lamenters woulf addition
I literally choked on coffee when u said "people also occasionally put light bulbs up their rectum for pleasure....thus people can't be trusted" 🤣
The Celestial Lions: Noooo, you can't just exterminatus a whole planet because you feel like it.
Gabriel Angelos: Yes.
Well Gabriel and the Blood Ravens did express their deep guilt over it. It must have been that bad if the Space Marines personally requested the Inquisition for an Exerminatus especially one that is their homeworld.
The Inquisition cooperating with the Orks to eradicate the Lions is _Baron von Straub_ levels of heresy.
*_Readies bolt pistol for blamming_*
When was the last time you heard of an ork sniper?
The Infinite and the Divine, although it was a joke.
@@shadowlord1418 well if i heard of him he wouldnt be a good snipper
Love the Celestial Lions, i hope they endure.
Damn, I really did catch this a minute after releasing. Might as well say, thanks Majorkill for continuing to do videos, this shit gets me through life in the middle of the dumbfuckery America has devolved to with a pandemic. Thanks for keeping up the good work!
You guys must remember, the celestial lions are an official chapter in wh40k space marine, you can play as a celestial lion.
Inquisiton: I'M in charge and I say the Lions have to be destroy-
Grimaldus: ...Do you feel incharge, little man? **Rests his hand on the inquisitor shoulder**
Hearing this only makes me like Logan even more for kicking the inquisitions ass.
But he paid a heavy price for it
The Space Wolves are lucky the Inquisition didn't summon the Red Scorpions, Marines Malevolent, Lamenters, Minotaurs, Death Watch, Sisters of Battle, Inquisition Scions and the Space Sharks during the Months of Shame
@@christiandauz3742 not really, even the Grey Knights hated this shit show and discuss the option to eliminate the Inquisitor. The Death Watch have nothing to do with such stuff and wont mess with this affair. The Wolves have also good connections to other chapters, even the DA would getting pissed when the Inquisition start something stupid like a all out war. Also the Mars and the Wolves have tight bounds and they may not like it when some idiot call in massive reinforcements, the same is true for house bellsarius ect ect ect... . This is why they can do such stuff, would a no name chapter try this stunt they would be instant called heretic and the paintrain would stomp them. And now this is more unlikely with Big G. back, the 13. Company back and Primaris reinforcements, no Inquisitor will piss the "Legion" off. ;)
@@coreleon
Legion my ass. The Space Wolves and Wolf Spear are only 2.75k Marines, mostly Primaris Noobs
The Inquisition has enough resources to destroy all First Founding Chapters
Space Wolves only get to defy the Inquisition once
@@christiandauz3742 Inquisition isn't dumb they know there's other threats out there if they waste all the resources they take losses to and then nids will win.
@@mikecampos1193
But the Inquisition needs to maintain its status and powerful influence. Without it they cannot do their jobs which is literally one of the few things keeping the Imperium together
No Inquistion means the Imperium falls long before the 1st Black Crusade, maybe during the Great Scouring. The Guard is the Anvil, the Custodes are the Shadow, the Astartes the Hammer and the Inquisition the Silent Laser
That is why they attacked both the Space Wolves and the Celestial Lions. The only people that are above Inquisitors are the Custodes, High Lords of Terra, Guilliman and the Emperor
Chaos invited the Tyranids into the Milky Way thanks to the Heresy. The Nids are keeping the Imperium, Eldar and Necrons busy while feeding Chaos with their destruction and making more people desperate to join Chaos
Chaos Daemons, including those from Slaanesh, from the War in Heaven are much more powerful than most Daemons after. The Eldar Empire had to ally with a few Necron Dynasties to survive Chaos 65 Million Years Ago
Chaos never uses its entire power against its enemies in 40k, Fantasy and Age of Sigmar
One very easy way Horus could have won his Heresy is him getting more support from Chaos
Had Abaddon been bestowed Drach'nyen at the start of the Heresy the First Captain would have drastically changed the outcome:
-Abaddon kills Loken, Mortug and that Techpriest on Isstvan III. The conflict is much shorter with much fewer casualties for the Traitors (The Knights-Errants are fucked without Loken)
-At the Drop Site Massacre he kills Artellus Numelon, Shadrak Meduson, Nyoka Sharrowkyn, Gherith Arendi and permanently kills Vulkan! Again he kills a lot of Loyalists and greatly reduces Traitor casualties in a bigger scale compared to Isstvan 3
(With Vulkan permanently dead and his body handed over to Fabius Bile the Salamanders dissolved as a Legion and start being harshed and dysfunctional. Artellus Numelon being dead means he can't trade his life to bring Vulkan back)
(Without Arendi, Bile's Enhanced Warriors kill Corax. Both dead Primarchs are used to create more geneseed and more Enhanced Warriors)
(The Shattered Legions are much less effective without Shadrak's leadership and hit-n-run tactics)
(Without Nykona Sharrowkyn the Sisypheum is destroyed and its crew killed long before they make it to Luna during the Siege. The Sons of Horus retain the Primaris formula and begin mass-producing Chaos Primaris Space Marines)
-Drach'nyen teleports himself and Abaddon into the Webway breach and they slaughter many Sisters of Silence, Custodes, Mechanicus Forces and Knights. Dorn is forced to commit Conscripts, Imperial Fists as well as himself into the battle. They all die but gave enough time for the Psykers to be sacrificed and allow the Emperor to temporarily leave the Throne. Abaddon and Drach'nyen teleport out of there
-Abaddon later slaughters the Knights-Errants, kills Russ and butchers countless Space Wolves. Abaddon is sent to assist the EC and DG against the White Scars killing many Sons of Khan as well as Revuel Arvida/Janus before teleporting away.
-Blood Angels and White Scars are slaughtered at Beta-Garmon. Sanginius and Khan are overwhelmed and torn into pieces by the Traitors
Horus wins the Heresy in a very one-sided way. And that isn't the only easy way he can win
I still want a scene where Tyberos literally bites the head off an inquisitor.
Both the Minotaurs and Space Sharks would obey the Inquisition alongside the Marines Malevolent and the Red Scorpions
@@christiandauz3742 idk I feel like the Marines Malevolent are inquisitorial acolytes that get implanted with gene seed. Pretty sure the Minotaurs are the high lords hit squad. The Red Scorpions.... they are definitely one of the inquisitions hit squads along with the Red Hunters (see vraks). As for the Chacaradons, I think they are loyalist renegades on a total OFP. Probably founded by Sevatar, with a total fetishes for killing traitors.
@@mikewaterfield3599
The Space Wolves are very lucky that the Inquisition did not commit all of their resources in the Months of Shame
@@christiandauz3742 true, but Logan has about three light years of plot armor. Not to mention purging a first founding chapter...... pretty sure one call with an astropath to everyone's favorite pyros and things get stickier. Personally there are a few planets that just need a good volley of cyclone torpedoes.
@@mikewaterfield3599
Bjorn told Logan enough is enough after the Battle of Fenris, stating that the Space Wolves have lost too many and continuing the feud is suicide. Had the Months of Shame continued the Sons of Russ would have been wiped out along with a few pro-Inquisition Chapters, countless Guardsmen and Imperium ships and countless resources wasted
Magnus would instead invade Medusa and wiped out the Iron Hands
Gulliemen will want to slap the inquisiton more
Inquisition? No no no, it was the ORK snipers who annihilated the Celestial Lions
Inquisition: we're here to save you!.....
Civilian population: yay!!! it's the inquisition!!!
Inquisition: ....... FROM YOURSELVES!!!!!
Civilian population: oh no, it's the the inquisition!!!
Out of curiosity. This happened before the highlords tried turning on guilliman correct?
Yes
Moral of the story.
Dont mess with the Inquisition.
No matter how much they deserve it
Moral of the story is don't try to reason with the inquisition, erase the problem inquisitor.
Exactly. Don't try to reason with the Inquisition, just smash their necks as fast as possible and send their ship into the Warp.
@@hgrimes9824 I agree erase inquisitors as you see them. Then say orc snipers got them
@@hammertimegunzablaze2952 or even better, they've been killed by tau melee unit.
Unless you are a space wolf
Or ciaphas Cain, but he "messed with" an inquisitor in a very different way...
Great video as always. Only recently found out about these guys but they're pretty awesome. Also a great example of how to be diverse without beating people over the head with it. They're basically Space Zulu warriors but they never make a big deal about it or harp on about it. As a person of color I can't say how much I appreciate it. Can tell when it's forced this is very natural and fits in with the lore.
It be a big plot twist that the inquisition were the true masterminds of cadias fall instead of Abaddon The Failure.
Imagine getting killed by
Ork Snipers..
I think they’re Gretchin
Tactical waghfare
Isn't that just a catapult...with the orc as the rock?
sounds un-orky. LOL
Imagine being so petty that you actually help orks beat an astertes chapter and make them lose precious geneseed for no good reason
İnquisition being themselves. Doing herecies in order to fuck-up the noble chapter.
It's not about orks, it's about sending the message.
The message is "no one cross inquisition and get to live, your life will be as miserable and suffering as possible no matter where you are and what you're fighting for"
A technique use very frequently by police in Asia, they will harassing you until you succumb if you cross them. (unlike US cop they just straight up kill you at the spot and make up BS cover up)
Insquisitor looking at the plans to enact the fall of Cadia so it’ll be easier to fuck with the lions: “Don’t you think this might be a bit much?”
Inquisitor lord backhands him: “I bet you feel pretty stupid for asking that now huh?”
I’m going to paint them just because it would be interesting to see how it works in crusade
I’m afraid you’re mistaken, Major Kill. Heroes in the dark future can exist without getting absolutely nailed.
The Salamanders. They’re damn good at burning their enemies and cities to ashes, but they’re even better at protecting civilians.
@asdrubale bisanzio Eh, Tau Empire is more of a lesser evil in the grand scheme of things. Farsight Enclaves on the other hand? Most definitely!
And of course, Ci, Ci, Ciaphus Caine! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
Really sheds light on how epic the Space Wolves are for getting away with the Months of Shame. You do not fuck with a first founding chapter.
I really hope there would be some conclusion to this, and someone high up in the inquisition paying dearly for it.
Would be a cathartic moment.
It's my headcanon that a higher Lord Inquisitor eventually found out about the sheer depths delved to in order to fuck over the CLs and ordered everyone involved to be purged. It's one thing to make an example of people that think they can challenge your authority, but it's an entirely different case if you commit treason or fuck with things under the aegis of the few people that can use your authority as toilet paper to do it. Priorities; you can't aid the enemy or risk antagonizing the fucking Custodes to hurt the CLs. The former makes you Traitor Inquisitors and the latter makes you Liability Inquisitors, and according to the very accurate word of the Inquisition neither of those exists (Blam! Blam!).
Imagine if Kaldo Draigo gets back to the Materium and finds out how much they screwed the Inquisition.
He and his order will bring the hams and let them taste tangerines.
The sad thing is that not even being bros with Chaplain Grimaldus and the Black Templars was enough to save them from the ire of the Inquisition. On one side, I get it's a way to show how grimdark the 40K universe is and everything is crap no matter how good or bad you are. But on the other hand, if the Inquisition remains so dang petty even after their BS gets called out, someone has to step in and put them in their place (most likely Guilliman or the Emperor Himself).
Moral of the story: ALWAYS LOOK OUT FOR ORK SNIPERS!
Imagine what would happen to the inquisition of Ratbat Gobblecat found out what they do to chapters that just sorta don't like how they kill billions because reasons. I wonder if that would be the push for him to stab his dads life support so he can regenerate specifically to reform the inquisition into what it's supposed to be.
''Dressing up the choir boys in latex, then expecting them to NOT get PTSD from the priest '' fkin got me xD
You know, the Tau empire don't kill all there allies and we have room if anyone wants to come over
Me: plays celestial lion primaris
Also me: FUCK TO INQUISITION COMIN STRAIT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
As a fan of the soace sharks, you may wanna look into the Executioners! They are another successor chapter kf the Imperial fists, but managed to go one on one with the Space Sharks chapter in an engagement called "the red hour"
Someone really needs to make an Ork unit for Tabletop that they can't actually use called an "Ork Sniper" and then any time some stupid crap happens to the enemy, attribute to the sniper.
Also, poor Celestial Lions, they have probably become my 2nd favorite official chapter behind the Salamanders.
Salamanders and Celestial Lions are my top 2 loyalist Chapters as well.
i came one year after reading that and now there is an ork sniper in killteam octarius
God I hope they let the Templars loose on the inquisition in the coming canon.
Well I believe the Black Templars know what's up and have sided with the Celestial Lions. I doubt the Inquisition would try this with a second founding chapter like the BT.
They tried it with Space Wolves and all it got them was a bunch of dead Grey Knights lol
Inquisition won out agains the SW in the end tho , and Logan was saved from dying horribly against Hyperion by Bjorn.
@@baisansebastian3358 Did they though? The people in charge were all killed and it doesn't help that the Grey Knights and other Inquisitors were already planning to take out the guy in charge of it all since they saw what the guy was doing as a tad dangerous since the other First Founding chapters would have felt none too comfortable with that the Inquisition was doing if they wiped out one of the most loyal chapters out there.
@@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 me if I was an Astartes I'd just kill every inquisitor on site and be like I dunno demon just came up snapped theat inquisitors neck and ran that way >>>> then kill the one who's back is turned and is investigating the inquisitors death
If Dorn heard about this bullshit I'm sure he'd slaughter every inquisitor involved
you know, you can actually play the lions chapter on warhammer space marine in the multiplayer. i was quite suprised and happy to find them available. :)
Unfortunately the Celestial Lions do not have plot armor/fandom armor like the Space Wolves.
Great now I am picturing a radical inqustioner having his "allies" send Abaddon a picture of the Necron Pylons and a highly detailed drawing of Horus smacking him with his own detached arms.
Guardsman: wait sniper orks are a thing?
Inquisition: YES THEY ARE ! STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
“If your not a space wolf or dark angle don’t mess with The inquisition” Gabriel seth and a barge full death company would like to have words.
The video was great. I hadn't even heard about this chapter.
Oh man, Blood and Fire is one of the best novellas out there. It’s a mini-sequel to Helsreach (arguably the best 40K book imo). ADB never lets down 👍🏻
@@Or_Am_I_Alpharius I will have to check it out for sure! Thanks for the heads up!
Lmao the inquisition setting off the great rift to spite the Lions! How accurate!
In America, the public school teachers make the priests look celibate.
Nice video perfectly timed for my Birthday
Imagine coming home from a trading trip and realised your planet has been exterminatused
If only the Black Templars was more proactive in helping the Celestial Lions' complain about us then maybe we can demonstrate to them how not having a Scout Company dedicated to long range sniping can be detrimental when fighting againsg "Ork Snipers".
Lamenters and Celestial Lions
Brothers in getting shat on by the Galaxy and the fellow Brethern
But still are loyal to the Emperor
God Speed you magnificent Marines, God Speed
Nothing better to start the week
Me hoping that Russ and lion come back and just rip the inquisition a big ole new one
2:06 *h e r e s y a n d l i e s*
I watched space marine video every time i workout
Space marines can motivate you when you workout
I really want to fucking see The Lion wake up unite the Dark Angels, Leman exiting the warp them tramming up and clapping the Inquisition
Inquisition: how the hell can we get these orks to kill this chapter for us, we can’t even ta-
Kryptman: hey guys I have these cool trick!
I want Guliman to learn about this so he can murder the inquisition.
I heard that it started like this: Lions were fighting Chaos on some planet with humans from that planet, and together they did really well, but Inquisition ordered Lions to exterinata the whole planet, because those people were in contact with Chaos. Lions actually felt admiration towards human soldiers that fought side by side with them, and refused the order. The planet was destroyed anywas, and Lions started officially complaining - and then the rest is like said here :)
“They challenged the inquisition”
And in turn the inquisition yeetus deletetus them
Nice timing, just finished Spear of the Emperor yesterday.
Brings a whole new meaning to the song:
I fought the law
And the law won.
Majorkill the G with some more nut worthy 40k lore
That went south line omg greatest way to put that damn funny man keep this up please
Damn bud, your humor and timing were on point today! Bringing your A-game!
I like to think that the Lions might be one of the newer Chapters of Dorn’s lineage, that the Primarch would appreciate.
Make a vid on how the necrons are OP in 40k plzzz
Necessary kit to beat the inquisition:
100,000 kegs of fenrisian ale
Minimum of 75% of a chapter being Zoophiles
Short answer. SPACE -MARINES- FURRIES
And they still would lose, as Bjorn pointed out.
A Space Marine Chapter filing an official complaint about one individual inquisitor to the High Lords of Terra would probably go badly for the inquisitor. But filing a complaint about the Inquisition itself? Yeah, not the best idea for anyone.
The only reason Chaos persists is because the Inquisition permits it to. Anyone who disagrees may take it up with the Inquisition personally.
@Majorkill the death korps of kreig were deployed in the third war for Armageddon.
it is quite intolerant to call people who put lightbulbs in their rectuum untrustworthy.
ItalianSpartacus is a pretty chill dude man
Space wolf , dark angel or BLACK TEMPLAR!
When the Inquisition messes with fellow sons of Dorn ... Grimaldus gets pist.
Anyone that scorfs and yells at Grimaldous to not be a dick and steal his kill should be given due credit.
God damnit inquisition stop trying to fucking kill my golden boys I want more models for them! Let them live.
The fact he knows what goblin slayer just made me a fan😂