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TTS Throne Emps: "Compared to the War In Heaven, the 10,000 year conflict when Fucking Horus started to become a bad boi... is barely a blip on the radar."
Consider this: the Silent King *WON* that war against godlike beings. This single victory rendered him peerless in military accomplishment. On one hand, it means the most dangerous leader in galactic history in on the warpath. On the other hand, he had a big part in making the setting as messed up as it is.
@@KaiserAfini Fair enough, though that whole part of the lore just reeks of GW bullshit power scaling to me and I find it hard to take it seriously. If the emperor is a little shit compared to the old ones and the c'tan easily overpowered the old ones, the necrons shouldn't have been able to trap the c'tan, even with possible help from one of them and various other minor gods. Or if they did, they shouldn't be the little bitches they are now. Clearly, the entire universe has just been massively nerfed between the war in heaven and today. Otherwise, every single necron would have to be a threat comparable to that of the foot soldiers on the other side (krork, full-powered eldar psykers), making them possibly equivalent to a primarch. But in reality, they're little robot shits who get possessed by Lucius (LOL). So no matter how good the silent king is/was, he just doesn't have the same kind of juice to work with in the current setting. I don't think GW has put in the work yet to make the war in heaven era lore at all compatible with the 40k lore... integrating the 30k lore in a consistent manner is already an ongoing huge project, the dark age of technology lore is extremely dodgy in comparison and the war in heaven era is, in my head, for all intents and purposes really a different setting. If you take it seriously, there are just too many fucked up inconsistencies.
@@SpaghettiToaster and there is some in universe explanations to these like the eldar not being able to use psychic powers due to slaanesh necrons going insane or not having full consciousness etc
It's hilarious to me that a baby race(comparatively) like mankind was able to achieve biological immortality while the amazingly advanced Necrontyr figured out how to travel faster than light and create bodies for gods but just couldn't quite get biology down
Problem is immortality in 40k almost always requires some form of warp fuckery and the old ones had a monopoly on that until they made the elder and Krorks. Most biological options do extend the human life by a lot but unless your Cawl and continuously wipe your memory and repair yourself your gonna eventually reach a sell by date.
@@dustindubbo2892 biological immortality is absolutely possible according to the laws of physics. It's just something way beyond us in 2020. But absolutely possible. We can't even grow new organs and limbs in the lab yet
The Necrons vs The Old Ones was the one war that almost, almost ended all life in the Galaxy. If only the Old ones were not so stuck up and exterminatused the necrontier the first time they tried to wage war with them.
0:35 That explains why Big E did not see Himself as a God despite His TOO-OP-PLZ-NERF powers because He would be seen as The Raditz in the War In Heaven if He was there.
The Necrons won the War in Heaven. They defeated the Old Ones and the C’tan. The only thing that stopped them from continuing the war was because it was a winning strategy to sleep instead of continuing the fight with the Aeldari or the Krorks.
The war of the Beast is maybe confusing but what I really like about it is the Last wall Protocol where the son's of Dorn have a reunion to defend Terra from an Ork invasion
But Majorkill! We can't know how many soldiers fought in The War in Heaven! We don't know if they had more soldiers than like the Third War for Armageddon!
*continuing the counter of Timmy's rant* This wasn't some guardmens vs chaos PDF skirmish. This was a conflict at nearly destroyed the galaxy, with trillions of deaths and grunts that could kill a primarch. Edit: all the necron fought and there's still a shit ton of them left.
Yea I've always wanted that too. Something as in depth as the Horus Heresy novel series but it'll never happen. GW wouldn't invest so much in something that isn't marines/Imperium.
Chaos Daemon were much more powerful before as well. The Necrons and Eldar suffered fighting the first Daemons Those WiH must have been a dozen times more powerful than Doombreed
@@zacharyweaver276 Rise of Ynnari retcons the old lore. Chaos Daemons DID fight and kill during the War in Heaven. At least one Necron Dynasty fought alongside the Eldar Empire This was the answer a female Necron Overlord told a Ynnari Harlequin (or was it Warlock?) which shows how much knowledge was lost by the Eldar Not all Necrontyr became Necrons. A group of living Necrontyr appeared and begun fighting Necrons
They were in RT, all GW has to do is to bring them back to TT after 35 years, but then again, it took them 30 years to bring back the Space Zoats, and GW being GW, they've disappeared again for no apparent reason together with the Elucidian Starstriders, Gellerpox Infected and Combat Arena...
MajorKill has been awfully "Nice" to Timmy lately, yeah he's an impostor, also the Old Ones got powerful because with the power of Eldari porn they gained culture and were able to develop their real pawa.
The nercoteir did evolve to resist the radiation for longer periods of time, but to become immune to it would take the lifetime of 50 stars. I think the longest one nercoteir ever lived was 30 maybe 32 years. Evolution is a slow process that takes decades to change even the smallest detail. Imagine how long it take to change your body to be immune to radiation if such a feat is even possible. Edit: 11:24 did you hear about the theory that the outsider is possibly the hivemind?
@@juliane.mfarias9285 There is no such thing as completing your evolution. Evolution does not have an end goal, it is not an active, aware process. It’s a subtle, slow, and indirect shaping of a species over millions of years. Humans may be highly evolved brain wise, but our bodies have a lot of evolutionary fuck ups that won’t go away any time soon. Same with the Necrontyre. They were probably very slowly adapting to the radiation(which, being sentient and an extremophile would take a long ass time to evolve to begin with. Radiation is not very friendly to life) so leaving their home planet wouldn’t have done much to fuck them up. If they had stayed patient, or did more research into biology than physics, they probably would have turned out fine. Or they would have evolved into something similar to the Tau. Low life span, but cancer free at least z
I have a Theory for why the Old Ones didn't allow the Necrontyr around their Immortality Tech. They were such Sour Chemotherapy Sticks that them interacting with the Warp in even the smallest way would begin corrupting it, causing Chaos to form.
Its worth noting that the old ones were beings of the soul. Their entore power comes from the warp and its abilities over souls. They had no power over the necrons and c'tan because they had no souls.
@@somethinglikethat2176 he is a god There were plenty of more “peaceful” races exterminated during the war in heaven that the Astartes would have eliminated easily. The Old Ones were another level yes, but keep in mind the (weaker) Eldar and Necrons still exist and l the astartes fight them well. It’s more so the Old Ones/Eldar Gods/C’tan that woulda been the big undefeatable problem. After all I believe the great crusade made 1,000 Xenos races completely extinct (maybe it’s 10,000 ya know GW numbers are always all over)
@@Marksman5147 The Eldar during the war in heaven were far more advanced than the current Eldar. Heck, they were more advanced than even DAOT humanity. The modern Eldar lost nearly all of their advanced tech once their civilization was shattered by Slaanesh’s birth.
@@NCRVeteranRanger I'm not sure if they are technologically as advanced as DAOT humanity. Remember, it took them 65 million years to get to their level of tech. The Eldar were always *psychically* gifted yes, but their tech I'm not sure.
"The necrons were like why is it called the soul furnace?" and the Ctan were like "great question, the answer is GET IN THE FUCKING SOUL FURNACE." Ok you have my sub now, that was brilliant.
I like to believe that the Old Ones created the Tyranids to eliminate the Enslavers by eating their hosts and recover the genetics of fallen races. Like all the Old Ones more questionable creations, forgot the off switch.
Can we just have Khaine vs Nightbringer fight? Wh40k has that as the reason why we depict death looking like the Nightbringer, and any Animated fight which can include casual Star Flinging and fisticuffs is one to behold between Khaine before he was mooked over and over as an Avatar of Khaine or before the C'tan were made small. (Into shards)
i think the necrontyr evolved before the ctan started eating their sun and creating all the extra rads but before they had really developed, and that them still having short miserable lives was more them being salty over being mortal and frail compared to the immortal old ones and their blood orgy loving eldar.
So if i get this right, there where three wars in heaven where The old ones along with the eldar, krok and other races fought against the Necrons and the C´tans, then there was the war in heaven where the Eldar gods where fighting among themselves and there is also one where the Eldar and necrons teamed up to fight chaos... You know GW, you really should start to label those wars, so people know exactly what you are talking about, when you speak about the war in heaven.
I just want you to know that TH-cam surveyed me about this video and I told them it was Calming, heartwarming, and useful... just like The War In The Heavens.
3:15 Oh they can. They can and with extreme efficiency. But it's one thing when a Space Marine *bleep*s you over. It's another when a guardsman does it with his balls of adamantium. WE ARE THE HAMMER.
I like to think the Enslavers saw a Weirdboy figured it was Big Boy Food and ended up poisoning themselves with Waaagh energy thinking it was Warp energy.
I think the necrons are the most likely non-human race to ally the Imperium of man. The silent king also wore a golden death mask of Sanguinius because he claimed to knew Sanguinius.
What happened in the dark age of technology? Humanity was at it's peak and the Emperor was just chilling, not yet being the Emperor. Also, apparently las guns could spit out tiny suns and in modern day, people just forgot how (I learned this in a intro to some audio book, I forget which one) and there was a pole arm which had two black holes instead of blades. Other shit like that. Fuck yeah I want to learn what was going on then. Also, what do we know about that one krork? if it was unleashed in the galaxy could it start a new race of super orkz?
Damm, a full year and no replies. Here's my headcanon on the krorks. Nothing changed, and the 40k orks are exactly the same as 60mill years ago. The vast difference in exhibited technology, battlefield strategy, and size comes from the scale of the conflict and its relation to the number of orks generating the gestalt field. It's a fact how the bigger the waaagh, the more complex their technology gets (see Gargants) and the bigger the warboss is. The War of the Beast has yielded not one, but 6 beasts nearing krork size and strength (not to talk about ork diplomats who spoke eloquently); giving Vulcan a run for his money. No spoilers, but he was outclassed and despite winning he's MiA since. Ghazghkull is another example of an ork stretching the boundaries of what it means to be an ork. Long story short, krorks are a possibility. They just need a waaagh and challenge big enough for orks to wish themselves to be 12+m tall rocket scientists clad in power armor that makes a dreadnaught look like a wet cardboard box.
@@3goats1coat Wow, that would make a lot of sense. Not a big enough fight around. a Krork did arrive in modern 40k, it might have to fight against becoming a Ork while trying to get a big enough Wagh going to support it.
@@Rakanarshi2 that's a possibility WG is teasing us with, as Trazyn has an original krork in stasis. That, if released could single handedly make or break the galaxy by becoming a warboss. But to put some ice on that boner, Trazyn has many more treasures from the War in Heaven. Even ones so powerful, the necrons themselves banned them. Like the whatshisface star snuffer. A room of holographic galaxy chart that's updated in realtime. If you snuff a star with your finger like a candle in that room, the star in the real galaxy is extinguished also.
Literally just starting to get into Warhammer and I’m finding watching your channel is helping me understand the world so much better with how you explain everything 😂
The old one who denied the necrontyr the holy secret of sunscreen was probably the emperor aka intergalactic meme lord #1, after which he reincarnated into a human body to mess with more shit for an endless stream of quality memes
It's like that domino meme where the tiny domino is "not giving the cancer cure to a race of angry scrotum people" and the largest domino is "a gothic cathedral mecha taller than Mt Everest fighting a six-tiddied tentacle crab monster"
Imagine if a group of murder robots broke into a nursing home and executed half the residents, then a 3rd, unrelated party of demons showed up and ate the other half that survived
Few questions: It seems like silent king lived a bit too long before his mechanical body if Necrontire life is short and diseased. Would Elder and Orc have built in mechanism to work with each other ? If they were created by the same people ? And you think Tyranids are the old one or created by old ones ?
Fabious Bile implies in the book Clonelord that the war in the heavens affected multiple galaxies. "'Star-gods and cannibal suns. Warp-spawn and soulless legions that were more monstrous than any Abominable Intelligence. Machines that devoured entire worlds for fuel, and vampiric entities that drained the energy from stars. Cannons that could split reality with a single shot.’ Fabius smiled. ‘A war that laid waste to every galaxy in the universe. A war our existence has yet to recover from.'"
The C'tan traversed many galaxies. This was no cavern. Was this entire space, the walls and floor, the air and every molecule within it, part of some vast intelligence, a being or construct of ancient malice and phenomenal, primeval power? Such a thing had no name; for what use would a being that had brought entire civilisations into existence and then snuffed them out on a whim have of a name? It had been abroad in the galaxy for millions of years before humanity had been a breath in the creator’s mouth, had drunk the hearts of stars and been worshipped as a god in a thousand galaxies. - Mechanicum They also destroyed some of them. Every flaring beam of light ripped from the star that washed its power over the ship shortened the star's lifespan by a hundred thousand years, but the occupants of the starship cared not that its death would cause the extinction of every living thing in that system. Galaxies had lived and died by their masters' command, whole stellar realms had been extinguished for their pleasure and entire races brought into existence as their playthings. What mattered the fate of one insignificant star system to beings of such power? - Nightbringer The webway also extended outside the galaxy. The webway once spanned the galaxy, even stretching out into the empty void beyond. Those days are long gone. Ravaged by war and catastrophe, many of its tunnels have been torn open or amputated entirely, and a great number of its entrances have been sealed by the Aeldari themselves as a desperate measure to deny their foes access. - Codex: Harlequins (8e)
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I shall banish Timmy to the warp
I normally skip over videos sponsorships but since Timmy was there I watched it
I demand that you force Timmy to do all of the sponsorship ads
how about list of crusades?
@@WafflesYo only you can stop heresy
Wouldn't clapping be just more of an insult to Timmy as he can't clap his hands himself?... Well played Sir....
My headcannon is that timmy is just one of Majorkill's insanity induced multiple personalities.
Headcannon sounds like something that would be attached to a Warhound Titan
@@cilliancallaghan9788 Bingo, canon=/=cannon
Timmy is Major's young self is my headcannon
It's like split, but the only thing getting split is Timmy's choccy starfish
I thought the same thing watching thia
TTS Throne Emps: "Compared to the War In Heaven, the 10,000 year conflict when Fucking Horus started to become a bad boi... is barely a blip on the radar."
If only we had a giant book series on it.
I feel little
“I . . . suddenly feel small. And I don’t know how to feel about that.”
@@akumaking1 you get used to it
@@akumaking1 “besides, you’re smaller than most of your brothers anyways”
Not gonna lie , That Timmy cameo caught me off-guard
As we learn Timmy is actually living in the crawl space.
Consider this: the Silent King *WON* that war against godlike beings. This single victory rendered him peerless in military accomplishment. On one hand, it means the most dangerous leader in galactic history in on the warpath. On the other hand, he had a big part in making the setting as messed up as it is.
He didn't win it through peerless military accomplishment though, he won it by selling out his species to roid raging star deities.
@@SpaghettiToaster Then proceeding to defeat and capture said star gods. Not the same, but still an impressive portfolio.
@@KaiserAfini Fair enough, though that whole part of the lore just reeks of GW bullshit power scaling to me and I find it hard to take it seriously. If the emperor is a little shit compared to the old ones and the c'tan easily overpowered the old ones, the necrons shouldn't have been able to trap the c'tan, even with possible help from one of them and various other minor gods. Or if they did, they shouldn't be the little bitches they are now. Clearly, the entire universe has just been massively nerfed between the war in heaven and today. Otherwise, every single necron would have to be a threat comparable to that of the foot soldiers on the other side (krork, full-powered eldar psykers), making them possibly equivalent to a primarch. But in reality, they're little robot shits who get possessed by Lucius (LOL). So no matter how good the silent king is/was, he just doesn't have the same kind of juice to work with in the current setting. I don't think GW has put in the work yet to make the war in heaven era lore at all compatible with the 40k lore... integrating the 30k lore in a consistent manner is already an ongoing huge project, the dark age of technology lore is extremely dodgy in comparison and the war in heaven era is, in my head, for all intents and purposes really a different setting. If you take it seriously, there are just too many fucked up inconsistencies.
@@SpaghettiToaster now to be fair the only reason the c'tan won is because they are immune to psychic powers
@@SpaghettiToaster and there is some in universe explanations to these like the eldar not being able to use psychic powers due to slaanesh necrons going insane or not having full consciousness etc
"Get me the HELL out of Heaven" - Szarekh probably
The virgin necrons vs chad lord Krock
Chaos Daemons were active during the WiH. They force the Eldar Empire to ally with a few Necron Dynasties
@@christiandauz3742 Evidence?
@@robertnelson9599
Rise of Ynnari
@@robertnelson9599 Sounds like bullshit
Majorkill: brings Timmy back to life
Anakin: is it possible to learn that power
Majorkill: not from One mind syndicate.
Anakin: So that I can kill those younglings again.
Wow, Majorkill. I can't believe how Timmy is so ripped yet you are easily able to manhandle him.
Manhandle is an offensive term! It's PERSONhandle or non-binaryhandle, HOW DARE YOU
@@dmitryabrosimov6408 XD
What about tard wrangle?
Hostage mentality
Stockholm syndrome
It's hilarious to me that a baby race(comparatively) like mankind was able to achieve biological immortality while the amazingly advanced Necrontyr figured out how to travel faster than light and create bodies for gods but just couldn't quite get biology down
Thats Stellaris tech tree bullshittery right there
@@MoldyNekomancer Everyone knows that the Synthetic path is the best
Well thats valid But necrons literally had cancer squared
And the human's had the EMP
Problem is immortality in 40k almost always requires some form of warp fuckery and the old ones had a monopoly on that until they made the elder and Krorks. Most biological options do extend the human life by a lot but unless your Cawl and continuously wipe your memory and repair yourself your gonna eventually reach a sell by date.
@@dustindubbo2892 biological immortality is absolutely possible according to the laws of physics. It's just something way beyond us in 2020. But absolutely possible. We can't even grow new organs and limbs in the lab yet
The Necrons vs The Old Ones was the one war that almost, almost ended all life in the Galaxy. If only the Old ones were not so stuck up and exterminatused the necrontier the first time they tried to wage war with them.
Is it stuck up to not exterminate the Necrotyr? I feel like genociding a race is kinda negative, maybe more so naive than stuck up?
The Old Ones still suffered massive losses during the 1st phase of the WiH. Necron tech is OP enough to kill gods
Basically 40k happend cuz some frogs didnt kill some metal man
@@bobesponja3702 at the time they where angry cancer patients not robo bois
@@bobesponja3702 I do wonder why they refused the Necrontyr's request. I mean what did the Old Ones stand to lose from refusing?
0:35 That explains why Big E did not see Himself as a God despite His TOO-OP-PLZ-NERF powers because He would be seen as The Raditz in the War In Heaven if He was there.
The Big E in TWiH would be like if Raditz was revived to help Goku vs Jiren
Raditz wow
@@bryanmanuel4945 What's TWiH?
@@Sara3346 The War in Heaven
@@bryanmanuel4945 Ah, never saw it abbreviated like that before.
The Necrons won the War in Heaven. They defeated the Old Ones and the C’tan. The only thing that stopped them from continuing the war was because it was a winning strategy to sleep instead of continuing the fight with the Aeldari or the Krorks.
The war of the Beast is maybe confusing but what I really like about it is the Last wall Protocol where the son's of Dorn have a reunion to defend Terra from an Ork invasion
Might actually download the game after that ad...
I watched the It'saGundum ad for it, a far more accurate advertisement.
But Majorkill! We can't know how many soldiers fought in The War in Heaven! We don't know if they had more soldiers than like the Third War for Armageddon!
Timmy SHUT UP!!! GW's numbers are equally as stupid as you.
*continuing the counter of Timmy's rant*
This wasn't some guardmens vs chaos PDF skirmish. This was a conflict at nearly destroyed the galaxy, with trillions of deaths and grunts that could kill a primarch.
Edit: all the necron fought and there's still a shit ton of them left.
Theres so many of them even after all of that shit
I really want a book on the War in Heaven to see the Kork, Eldar and Necrons at the height of their power
Yea I've always wanted that too. Something as in depth as the Horus Heresy novel series but it'll never happen. GW wouldn't invest so much in something that isn't marines/Imperium.
@@originalAoitora Yeah hopefully they change their attitude about that and if they don't give the Kork posh British accents I'll riot
Chaos Daemon were much more powerful before as well. The Necrons and Eldar suffered fighting the first Daemons
Those WiH must have been a dozen times more powerful than Doombreed
@@christiandauz3742 Chaos daemons didn't exist yet cause chaos hadn't formed yet
@@zacharyweaver276
Rise of Ynnari retcons the old lore. Chaos Daemons DID fight and kill during the War in Heaven. At least one Necron Dynasty fought alongside the Eldar Empire
This was the answer a female Necron Overlord told a Ynnari Harlequin (or was it Warlock?) which shows how much knowledge was lost by the Eldar
Not all Necrontyr became Necrons. A group of living Necrontyr appeared and begun fighting Necrons
4:00 Imagine if the Space Lizardmen were a major faction of the Warhammer 40k in all their glory.
Yes
Don't forget their sex toys the Amazons
Nakai but he skips through lines of space marines instead of lines of Skaven.
They were in RT, all GW has to do is to bring them back to TT after 35 years, but then again, it took them 30 years to bring back the Space Zoats, and GW being GW, they've disappeared again for no apparent reason together with the Elucidian Starstriders, Gellerpox Infected and Combat Arena...
i mean, isn't that basically what the tyranids are?
"the war in heaven" and im like "oh fuck, i have to see this fool fuck of all of it up !". . . I love it.
MajorKill has been awfully "Nice" to Timmy lately, yeah he's an impostor, also the Old Ones got powerful because with the power of Eldari porn they gained culture and were able to develop their real pawa.
Respect to Raid for sponsoring this shit role playing an ad
Even that he did raid shadow legends joke
I learned the war on heaven thanks to TTS
Same
3:50 Took me a few seconds to realize the two black dots on the Old One's face were his nostrils and not his eyes.
0:06 The Men of Iron aka Skynet's Terminators in Space.
The nercoteir did evolve to resist the radiation for longer periods of time, but to become immune to it would take the lifetime of 50 stars. I think the longest one nercoteir ever lived was 30 maybe 32 years. Evolution is a slow process that takes decades to change even the smallest detail. Imagine how long it take to change your body to be immune to radiation if such a feat is even possible.
Edit: 11:24 did you hear about the theory that the outsider is possibly the hivemind?
The consequences of leaving your homeworld before completing your evolution
I preffer to think that the Last Old One was eated by the Hivemind
Nercoteir hurts my eyes
@@juliane.mfarias9285 There is no such thing as completing your evolution. Evolution does not have an end goal, it is not an active, aware process. It’s a subtle, slow, and indirect shaping of a species over millions of years. Humans may be highly evolved brain wise, but our bodies have a lot of evolutionary fuck ups that won’t go away any time soon.
Same with the Necrontyre. They were probably very slowly adapting to the radiation(which, being sentient and an extremophile would take a long ass time to evolve to begin with. Radiation is not very friendly to life) so leaving their home planet wouldn’t have done much to fuck them up.
If they had stayed patient, or did more research into biology than physics, they probably would have turned out fine. Or they would have evolved into something similar to the Tau. Low life span, but cancer free at least z
Just grow an exoskeleton bro, like the Turian in mass Effect.
the old ones really got nocron'd
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@@bonanlin4972 This is it. This is Peak Meme. I have never seen something so beautiful as a cron player.
0:13 Captain-General Kitten: "Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh wait you're serious? Let me laugh even harder! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I have a Theory for why the Old Ones didn't allow the Necrontyr around their Immortality Tech. They were such Sour Chemotherapy Sticks that them interacting with the Warp in even the smallest way would begin corrupting it, causing Chaos to form.
Emperor bless you Majorkill. You bring joy and light, in these dark winter, pandemic days.
Its worth noting that the old ones were beings of the soul. Their entore power comes from the warp and its abilities over souls. They had no power over the necrons and c'tan because they had no souls.
The emperor wouldn't have been a front line soldier, he would have been at least a general.
Maybe something like a major. The generals were often gods.
@@somethinglikethat2176 he is a god
There were plenty of more “peaceful” races exterminated during the war in heaven that the Astartes would have eliminated easily. The Old Ones were another level yes, but keep in mind the (weaker) Eldar and Necrons still exist and l the astartes fight them well.
It’s more so the Old Ones/Eldar Gods/C’tan that woulda been the big undefeatable problem.
After all I believe the great crusade made 1,000 Xenos races completely extinct (maybe it’s 10,000 ya know GW numbers are always all over)
@@somethinglikethat2176 Major Emps sounds cool
@@Marksman5147 The Eldar during the war in heaven were far more advanced than the current Eldar. Heck, they were more advanced than even DAOT humanity. The modern Eldar lost nearly all of their advanced tech once their civilization was shattered by Slaanesh’s birth.
@@NCRVeteranRanger I'm not sure if they are technologically as advanced as DAOT humanity. Remember, it took them 65 million years to get to their level of tech.
The Eldar were always *psychically* gifted yes, but their tech I'm not sure.
Damnnnn, timmy's buff asf
The C’tan started eating their local star, hence why they didn’t evolve resistance to the radiation.
"The necrons were like why is it called the soul furnace?" and the Ctan were like "great question, the answer is GET IN THE FUCKING SOUL FURNACE."
Ok you have my sub now, that was brilliant.
The Necrontyr had cancer because of the Nightbringer who cursed their entire race
We are the cleanup crew.
Kinda suspected as much. Welp, I'm off to go throw myself into a bioreclamation pool. Tell anyone left 'I told you so', now to feed a norn queen.
I like to believe that the Old Ones created the Tyranids to eliminate the Enslavers by eating their hosts and recover the genetics of fallen races. Like all the Old Ones more questionable creations, forgot the off switch.
Tackling a big one today,good job major!
14:54 The Old Ones forgot to give the Krorks an off switch there and done goofed up.
Can we just have Khaine vs Nightbringer fight?
Wh40k has that as the reason why we depict death looking like the Nightbringer, and any Animated fight which can include casual Star Flinging and fisticuffs is one to behold between Khaine before he was mooked over and over as an Avatar of Khaine or before the C'tan were made small. (Into shards)
Hey Majorkill, where is the real libre hentai that you promised? Be careful or this is going in the book
coming, quality takes time
@@majorkill I'm surprised you didn't say "cumming, quality takes time."
@@majorkill George Takei: "Oooh mmmy..."
i think the necrontyr evolved before the ctan started eating their sun and creating all the extra rads but before they had really developed, and that them still having short miserable lives was more them being salty over being mortal and frail compared to the immortal old ones and their blood orgy loving eldar.
Thank you for making this add EXTREMELY fun and entertaining
So if i get this right, there where three wars in heaven where The old ones along with the eldar, krok and other races fought against the Necrons and the C´tans, then there was the war in heaven where the Eldar gods where fighting among themselves and there is also one where the Eldar and necrons teamed up to fight chaos...
You know GW, you really should start to label those wars, so people know exactly what you are talking about, when you speak about the war in heaven.
I just want you to know that TH-cam surveyed me about this video and I told them it was Calming, heartwarming, and useful... just like The War In The Heavens.
Why does Timmy look "healthy "? Is Majorkill feeding him more than his ex?
Is Timmy Major's new girl?
Find out, next episode
Breakfast from Australia? Why the fook not!
Maybe make a material about forbidden technologys and other stuff like that?
Timmy is back and he's become a corporate slave!
3:15 Oh they can. They can and with extreme efficiency. But it's one thing when a Space Marine *bleep*s you over.
It's another when a guardsman does it with his balls of adamantium. WE ARE THE HAMMER.
4:25 Necrontyr looks like a very depressed Tau lmao. 😂😂😂
i mean they are basically old depressed Tau
3:56: was that a Halo reference that I've just heard?
You magnificent aussie.
honestly most scifi settings have a similar origin, some super OP ancient race seeding the galaxy with life Old ones, forerunners, xel naga....
@@dinocha0s at least the Precursors didn't accidentally create a literal Hell worst than our Hell.
@@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 They made A.I infecting Tyranid orks a thing though...
I like to think the Enslavers saw a Weirdboy figured it was Big Boy Food and ended up poisoning themselves with Waaagh energy thinking it was Warp energy.
Old Ones: Fat magic frogs
Necrontyrs: Salty assholes
C'Tan: Mounds of fluid dickery
Eldar: Perverted space-elves
Krorks: Funny violent mushrooms
I think the necrons are the most likely non-human race to ally the Imperium of man. The silent king also wore a golden death mask of Sanguinius because he claimed to knew Sanguinius.
It would be very funny if Old Ones have returned and turned out to be true big bads.
Just like Precursors in Halo.
"Where the emperor would have been seen as a frontline soldier" Damn
That's inaccurate. The Big E could take on Gods.
Big E: "Suddenly I feel small."
@@KillaD55 So why did he end up a bag of bones after a poxy scratch?
Timmy is now just a split personality of the major in my head now
Timmy doing the raid Shadow Legends is almost perfect just him
Timmy is literally one of the shards of Majorkill
What do you put in Timmy's food? He looks yoked af
Just some chicken and broccoli,bro.
What happened in the dark age of technology? Humanity was at it's peak and the Emperor was just chilling, not yet being the Emperor. Also, apparently las guns could spit out tiny suns and in modern day, people just forgot how (I learned this in a intro to some audio book, I forget which one) and there was a pole arm which had two black holes instead of blades. Other shit like that. Fuck yeah I want to learn what was going on then. Also, what do we know about that one krork? if it was unleashed in the galaxy could it start a new race of super orkz?
Damm, a full year and no replies. Here's my headcanon on the krorks.
Nothing changed, and the 40k orks are exactly the same as 60mill years ago. The vast difference in exhibited technology, battlefield strategy, and size comes from the scale of the conflict and its relation to the number of orks generating the gestalt field. It's a fact how the bigger the waaagh, the more complex their technology gets (see Gargants) and the bigger the warboss is. The War of the Beast has yielded not one, but 6 beasts nearing krork size and strength (not to talk about ork diplomats who spoke eloquently); giving Vulcan a run for his money. No spoilers, but he was outclassed and despite winning he's MiA since. Ghazghkull is another example of an ork stretching the boundaries of what it means to be an ork.
Long story short, krorks are a possibility. They just need a waaagh and challenge big enough for orks to wish themselves to be 12+m tall rocket scientists clad in power armor that makes a dreadnaught look like a wet cardboard box.
@@3goats1coat Wow, that would make a lot of sense. Not a big enough fight around. a Krork did arrive in modern 40k, it might have to fight against becoming a Ork while trying to get a big enough Wagh going to support it.
@@Rakanarshi2 that's a possibility WG is teasing us with, as Trazyn has an original krork in stasis. That, if released could single handedly make or break the galaxy by becoming a warboss.
But to put some ice on that boner, Trazyn has many more treasures from the War in Heaven. Even ones so powerful, the necrons themselves banned them. Like the whatshisface star snuffer. A room of holographic galaxy chart that's updated in realtime. If you snuff a star with your finger like a candle in that room, the star in the real galaxy is extinguished also.
"Why would you create overly emotional psychic sex lovers?" Why WOULDN'T you.
We require a video about the dark age of technology
''ribbit, ribbit. put on some sunscreen LMAO''
- Old Ones, 10 gajillion BC
Timmy's Raid ad was the best one that I've seen ever.
Literally just starting to get into Warhammer and I’m finding watching your channel is helping me understand the world so much better with how you explain everything 😂
Great video, thanks, new lore videos on these ancient time such as DoT or Eldar mythologie would be really cool!
12:35 "you must construct additional pylons!"
1:20 dude timmy was pumpin sum iron
The visuals the the best part about Raid.
Great way to still be positive for your sponsor while also saying it’s not great.
Stars change my dude, so they might have evolved before their star went bang
Has Timmy been hitting the gym in his....extended leave?
The old one who denied the necrontyr the holy secret of sunscreen was probably the emperor aka intergalactic meme lord #1, after which he reincarnated into a human body to mess with more shit for an endless stream of quality memes
Damn Timmy is a lot bigger than I thought
Whoa wtf, Timmy is swole.
For a kid.
timmy is bigger than i expected
Love it go Timmy!!! advertising gold
9:25 I literally had to stop video because I started cry-laughing! Awesome stuff!
Majorkill's talks with Timmy crack me up. Legendary.
Jimmy looks pretty beefy. Majorkill, I’m not sure if it’s you or jimmy getting knocked unconscious
"No Views" wha- *necksnapped*
Honestly, THE best RSL ad I’ve seen.
Werent the(3) chaos Gods born of Humanity?
1:08 Majorkill, your Timmy voice sounds like Mr. Bean to be honest lmao.
See guys he saved us from Timmy's ugly body by him dressing as Timmy thank majorkill
It's like that domino meme where the tiny domino is "not giving the cancer cure to a race of angry scrotum people" and the largest domino is "a gothic cathedral mecha taller than Mt Everest fighting a six-tiddied tentacle crab monster"
Best thing is the: The emperor would have been an frontline soldier part
Ahh time for my sub daily happiness
Damn! Timmy is looking jacked. Majorkill must make him stand holding buckets of his own faeces out at arms length for hours.
Congrats for having one of the few raid ads I didn't actually skip
Imagine if a group of murder robots broke into a nursing home and executed half the residents, then a 3rd, unrelated party of demons showed up and ate the other half that survived
Magorkill making his ad a hostage situation is amazingly meta
This has been the only raid ad I have ever enjoyed
Few questions: It seems like silent king lived a bit too long before his mechanical body if Necrontire life is short and diseased. Would Elder and Orc have built in mechanism to work with each other ? If they were created by the same people ? And you think Tyranids are the old one or created by old ones ?
King gets better treatment.
This is the only time I've been tempted to play raid shadow legends
Considering some of the stuff from the war against the Men of Iron, I kinda thought it was close to the War in Heaven in terms of devastation.
And what is your Conclusion? mate
Would love more of the war in heaven
Dude I was taking a sip of coffee when all a sudden Majorkill come back with Timmy taped to his face made me spit up coffee all over myself to funny
you should make a video on minor Warp entities & xenos related to the Warp like the umbra, Enslavers, and Crotalids
Wasn’t expecting to see the mans face, it was made insanely hilarious when he put the timmy mask on 🤣
"ribbit ribbit, put on some sunscreen lmao" really cracked up my laugh organ
Fabious Bile implies in the book Clonelord that the war in the heavens affected multiple galaxies.
"'Star-gods and cannibal suns. Warp-spawn and soulless legions that were more monstrous than any Abominable Intelligence. Machines that devoured entire worlds for fuel, and vampiric entities that drained the energy from stars. Cannons that could split reality with a single shot.’
Fabius smiled. ‘A war that laid waste to every galaxy in the universe. A war our existence has yet to recover from.'"
The C'tan traversed many galaxies.
This was no cavern. Was this entire space, the walls and floor, the air and every molecule within it, part of some vast intelligence, a being or construct of ancient malice and phenomenal, primeval power? Such a thing had no name; for what use would a being that had brought entire civilisations into existence and then snuffed them out on a whim have of a name? It had been abroad in the galaxy for millions of years before humanity had been a breath in the creator’s mouth, had drunk the hearts of stars and been worshipped as a god in a thousand galaxies.
- Mechanicum
They also destroyed some of them.
Every flaring beam of light ripped from the star that washed its power over the ship shortened the star's lifespan by a hundred thousand years, but the occupants of the starship cared not that its death would cause the extinction of every living thing in that system.
Galaxies had lived and died by their masters' command, whole stellar realms had been extinguished for their pleasure and entire races brought into existence as their playthings. What mattered the fate of one insignificant star system to beings of such power?
- Nightbringer
The webway also extended outside the galaxy.
The webway once spanned the galaxy, even stretching out into the empty void beyond. Those days are long gone. Ravaged by war and catastrophe, many of its tunnels have been torn open or amputated entirely, and a great number of its entrances have been sealed by the Aeldari themselves as a desperate measure to deny their foes access.
- Codex: Harlequins (8e)