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yeah, funnily enough I think we're gonna end up reverting back to the matchmaking stuff within the next 50 years, and the whole baby boomer thing will just be a little blip in humanity's collective history.
My theory for why baby boomers were able to change everything so much is because of Vietnam. Basically, because if the draft, the only baby boomers that were able to really impact things were those who could dodge the draft. Those being the ones in college, the wealthy, and those who were radicals. Further, those who just plain disliked the war (for pretty obvious, personal reasons) were essentially radicalized by the ones who didn't like the war for ideological reasons. All of that led to a generation where the only survivors were people who disliked that which came before them.
@@dizzydial8081nah chances are he could not have english as his first language or caught grammar from a new language he's learning. during a time I started mostly thinking in english and even fucked up my spanish grammar by putting adjectives before nouns multiple times a day, and I don't even live nor visited an anglo country, nor had friends who spoke in english. my brain just decided to break the 4th wall of my immersion learning system so I started functioning on two languages for a while, to the point I often couldn't even build a sentence because I couldn't come up with the spanish word I needed, which still happens to me now but far less often and when it does it's almost always a word that either doesn't exist or is used in the same way or it's just too uncommon for it to feel natural
Many people have conflict between who they want to be (who they are internally) and their actions (who they want to be externally). Often comes down to not living one's values.
@@brutusthebear9050big issue is that people often don’t know what their own values are but only what values are socially acceptable to have. People confuse these things a lot.
I mean girls love memes, they are not any different from us, I send memes to girls just like I send to guys This could be fake but it's definitely not because of that line
@@Aru_imthis is like saying “if I sent my parents memes of robotic George Floyd, they’d be horrified”. No shit bro, most people would think you’re psychotic for watching schizo hyperborea edits of any kind.
My sister does the opposite, if I try to date someone, she will do anything and everything to sabotage my relationship. It's been difficult, to say the least so I will say having a sibling may not be helpful all the time lol this seems like a rare case.
This isn't the general sister experience. Most of the time, sisters are annoying, like those whiny, yappy little dogs, except you have to ignore shit talk instead of barking.
When I was that age I wished I had someone in my life to do that for me. Now, having met the love of my life anyway, I'm glad things went the way they did since I might not have met her if things had gone differently, but there were a lot of years where I wished someone would at least try to set me up with someone since whatever I was doing on my own wasn't working. I even tried asking my friends who had a lot of female friends (ironically I also had a lot of female friends myself, so I had a lot of friends who had a lot of female friends) but I'd get told stuff like they weren't comfortable setting people up since if didn't work out they'd get stuck in the middle (fair enough), or no because it made me seem desperate (I was, in fact, desperate, and apparently doing nothing about it to avoid the accurate perception of desperation was considered better than doing anything that might change it?), or the claim that all of their female friends were awful and they didn't want to subject me to that or at the very least that none of them would be a good match for me (which just seems... improbable, I never trusted that response and was always kinda hurt by what I suspected the real reason to be, only one of my friends who gave the excuse that his female friends would all be awful to date and he didn't want to do that to me was being obviously totally sincere since his female friends were legitimately a mess, both collectively and individually, at least the ones I had met).
In many Islamic cultures, this is how it is, since there is no concept of casual dating. My cousin got married the same way, a friend of hers set her up with her cousin brother. They, then told their respective families to arrange their marriage. I am positive that the same will be my case, my parents will find someone, and arrange a marriage for me(male 22), and I would never object to their decision. This is our culture and I embrace it.
Actually that's not a bad idea. I mean this is clearly fake and gay, but even in the fakest and gayest content there are nuggets of truth and straightness.
Me too. We're 12 years apart, so I didn't want to date twenty somethings in my thirties. I hated 20 year olds in my 20s, and she understood that it wouldn't work. One of her friends has a huge crush on me, and still tries hitting on me even though she isn't my type. The girl is a recent widow, as her husband died from some undiagnosed illness. It's just weird man. I'm 40, and she's 28...
@Diaphat That's not weird, especially when you take in all of human history (and prehistory). Women actually biologically develop earlier because they're predisposed to marrying older men. Part of this is because men are more attractive when we are established, it means we can provide for our children better. I say go for it, brother. If you enjoy eachother and aren't doing anything illegal, don't let others tell you what is or isn't weird.
@@Diaphat for me, my sister is 8 years older, so she has her husband and child already to take care, and we live in different cities, so not many oportunities for her to introduce someone to me, though I wouldn't mind dating someone older. For your case, try to look all things before making the decision. The girl is persistent because she really likes you or just feel the need to fill the role of her partner? You really can't overcome the age gap or you can see in her a goodminded woman? Anyway, whatever decision you make, be sure to properly ponder all things And you probably didn't needed to read what I wrote, but if it is of some use, then that's good
Meanwhile my sister would kill me if i tried speaking to her friends, and puts me in bad light infront of them, by constant disrespect if they're at our house, and she'll tell her friends about all the arguments we have, but never the good times we have like when i spoil her with gifts or take her shopping. Great.
That’s… only really notable in how his sister coaches the relationship. Beyond that it’s just a fairly normal way to form a relationship, statistically speaking.
My sis thinks its weird to help someone find a partner, but she also makes sure to not berate me all that much. However, I often said that I don't need nor want any girlfriend. Love is a whole new DLC with its own set of challenges and rewards, and it can be impossibly tough and distracting when you are already struggling with base content.
@@FrederikEngelmandyes it is real but not everyone is capable of it (your family is definitely dysfunctional if you have this opinion). Been watching my grandparents start to drop and they truly were till death do them apart. Parents love each other as well.
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Tbh this is how it was historically done before the baby boomers invented modern dating.
One of the best women I was with I was set up with her by her grandmother.
yeah, funnily enough I think we're gonna end up reverting back to the matchmaking stuff within the next 50 years, and the whole baby boomer thing will just be a little blip in humanity's collective history.
My theory for why baby boomers were able to change everything so much is because of Vietnam. Basically, because if the draft, the only baby boomers that were able to really impact things were those who could dodge the draft. Those being the ones in college, the wealthy, and those who were radicals. Further, those who just plain disliked the war (for pretty obvious, personal reasons) were essentially radicalized by the ones who didn't like the war for ideological reasons.
All of that led to a generation where the only survivors were people who disliked that which came before them.
@@brutusthebear9050not every soldiers died in Vietnam and the world isn't the usa...
This. People would pay good money for matchmaking services
At 1:20, he says "Anon's sister" instead of "My sister".
Good try soldier, you'll get us next time.
He's anon, igit
maybe he's the restarted so he sometimes talks about himself in third person lol
@@brennandk unjerk for a second, referring to yourself in third person is an actual autism sign lol
@@brennandk Nah, it's a fake story.
@@dizzydial8081nah chances are he could not have english as his first language or caught grammar from a new language he's learning. during a time I started mostly thinking in english and even fucked up my spanish grammar by putting adjectives before nouns multiple times a day, and I don't even live nor visited an anglo country, nor had friends who spoke in english. my brain just decided to break the 4th wall of my immersion learning system so I started functioning on two languages for a while, to the point I often couldn't even build a sentence because I couldn't come up with the spanish word I needed, which still happens to me now but far less often and when it does it's almost always a word that either doesn't exist or is used in the same way or it's just too uncommon for it to feel natural
Clickbaited into thinking this would be a good story about keeping the best genes in the family tumbleweed, smh my head.
I’m disappointed… there should be more people like you and me
Get ur mind outta the gutter
That's not good at all 💀
@daranim852 Yee-haw
@daranim852 It is in the sweet home of Alabama
> "I gotchu homie"
> Neither party screws it up
Unbelievable
Title made me think we had some Sweet Home Alabama incoming.
Same
Thumbnail got us
Yeah, so did I. I was like "Fake: Anon has just read / watched too much hentai" lol.
plebbit tier joke.
@@InvidiousIgnoramus You're not only chatgpt fake, you're also openai gay. Get better material lmfao
"Be yourself but cooler" is the actual happy medium. Go Anon's sis, she knows this
Many people have conflict between who they want to be (who they are internally) and their actions (who they want to be externally). Often comes down to not living one's values.
@@brutusthebear9050big issue is that people often don’t know what their own values are but only what values are socially acceptable to have. People confuse these things a lot.
This approach also helps actualize your cooler self. Think about what that is, become it.
Anon's got two girls that love him, albeit for different reasons XD
Fake: Anon gets a girlfriend
Gay: Anon watches sci-fi
Yo, what do you mean watching sci-fi is gay?
@@AliasIsNotAvailable women are sci-fi
Hey, Sci-fi isn't gay!
I mean, Star Trek totally is, but not all Sci-fi!
@@a_rat_named_mouse You mispelt Star Wars.
How... DARE you?
My sisters never helped me with this because they don’t think any girl is worthy enough for me
Or the other way around
Awww that’s really delusional, but kinda sweet
Oh mysteryjunkie9808….who’s gonna tell him what she really meant🫡?
@@tryhardigan9952let him figure it out
So cringe lmao
don't worry guys. not all sisters do this. in fact i'm sure most of them don't.
Thankfully. I do love my sister, but boy do I not want to have anything to do with her social circle.
Atleast not my sister
This isn’t very common in western culture anymore but is still more common in. Other countries
Nah, instead, my sister focused on sabotaging my relationships so I stayed single.
"send her a meme, girls love memes"
This never happened
I mean girls love memes, they are not any different from us, I send memes to girls just like I send to guys
This could be fake but it's definitely not because of that line
girls love memes like those facebook moms do
Just the normies one. If I send to them the ones that I sent to my homies, I would get a restraining order.
Girls like memes you just can’t be whipping out super edgy stuff
@@Aru_imthis is like saying “if I sent my parents memes of robotic George Floyd, they’d be horrified”. No shit bro, most people would think you’re psychotic for watching schizo hyperborea edits of any kind.
Why do i not have a sister 😔
My sister does the opposite, if I try to date someone, she will do anything and everything to sabotage my relationship. It's been difficult, to say the least so I will say having a sibling may not be helpful all the time lol this seems like a rare case.
Because you're a real human being!
@ you sure ? 🤔
This isn't the general sister experience. Most of the time, sisters are annoying, like those whiny, yappy little dogs, except you have to ignore shit talk instead of barking.
I have 4 but none of them ever tried to help me date
Anon saw a lamp that looked funny and stared at it for a minute...
What an awesome sibling.
Actually kind of wholesome, honestly. W sister if real.
this confirms my theory that women are one collective hivemind
Picturing the sister across the table going 👍😃👍 during the whole date made me laugh
That’s so wholesome, i’m happy for anon having such a great sister.
I thought this was going in a different direction when the title said she'd "do it herself"
Came in expecting the worst, left with relief and a smile.
isn't this the how to train your dragon 3 meme? the "weird thumbs up" halfway through the date kinda reminded me of that
weirdly wholesome and straight. Hope this is real and he appreciates his sister without any form of erotic contact.
Why not both
When I was that age I wished I had someone in my life to do that for me. Now, having met the love of my life anyway, I'm glad things went the way they did since I might not have met her if things had gone differently, but there were a lot of years where I wished someone would at least try to set me up with someone since whatever I was doing on my own wasn't working. I even tried asking my friends who had a lot of female friends (ironically I also had a lot of female friends myself, so I had a lot of friends who had a lot of female friends) but I'd get told stuff like they weren't comfortable setting people up since if didn't work out they'd get stuck in the middle (fair enough), or no because it made me seem desperate (I was, in fact, desperate, and apparently doing nothing about it to avoid the accurate perception of desperation was considered better than doing anything that might change it?), or the claim that all of their female friends were awful and they didn't want to subject me to that or at the very least that none of them would be a good match for me (which just seems... improbable, I never trusted that response and was always kinda hurt by what I suspected the real reason to be, only one of my friends who gave the excuse that his female friends would all be awful to date and he didn't want to do that to me was being obviously totally sincere since his female friends were legitimately a mess, both collectively and individually, at least the ones I had met).
K.
Not where I thought this was gonna go with that title.
Meanwhile me, being an only child, who is 26 and has never had a girlfriend:
Fake:anon went out with women
Gay:he was dating men
incest: he was dating his sister
I was waiting for the twist
Never came
Such a breath of fresh air in that regard
What is this title ?
no statement without my lawyer
@@Vanux4Chan I'll be your lawyer.
ok now I'm in trouble
manga title
Better call Saul! @@Vanux4Chan
In many Islamic cultures, this is how it is, since there is no concept of casual dating. My cousin got married the same way, a friend of hers set her up with her cousin brother. They, then told their respective families to arrange their marriage. I am positive that the same will be my case, my parents will find someone, and arrange a marriage for me(male 22), and I would never object to their decision. This is our culture and I embrace it.
“Just be yourself, but cooler”, seems like a advice every 4chanmer need.
I'm like „ instructions unclear” . I cannot be me and cool at the same time🤨
Legitimately huge dub. I love this for them
Anon's sis is a fellow Sims 4 connoisseur 😂😂😂😂
Actually that's not a bad idea. I mean this is clearly fake and gay, but even in the fakest and gayest content there are nuggets of truth and straightness.
then anon woke up and realized he doesnt have a sister
Anon's sister is Mabel Pines
This is the most wholesome story I've read all day
76k views in 1d, holy gooner viewers
I feel like if my sister was my age she would do something like this lol
Me too. We're 12 years apart, so I didn't want to date twenty somethings in my thirties. I hated 20 year olds in my 20s, and she understood that it wouldn't work. One of her friends has a huge crush on me, and still tries hitting on me even though she isn't my type.
The girl is a recent widow, as her husband died from some undiagnosed illness. It's just weird man. I'm 40, and she's 28...
@Diaphat That's not weird, especially when you take in all of human history (and prehistory). Women actually biologically develop earlier because they're predisposed to marrying older men. Part of this is because men are more attractive when we are established, it means we can provide for our children better.
I say go for it, brother. If you enjoy eachother and aren't doing anything illegal, don't let others tell you what is or isn't weird.
@@Diaphat no one said you had to marry the 28 year old. Have some fun and move along fren due to differing likes.
@Nomed38 I don't boink girls that weigh twice as much as me. She's pushing 350 pounds.
@@Diaphat for me, my sister is 8 years older, so she has her husband and child already to take care, and we live in different cities, so not many oportunities for her to introduce someone to me, though I wouldn't mind dating someone older.
For your case, try to look all things before making the decision. The girl is persistent because she really likes you or just feel the need to fill the role of her partner? You really can't overcome the age gap or you can see in her a goodminded woman? Anyway, whatever decision you make, be sure to properly ponder all things
And you probably didn't needed to read what I wrote, but if it is of some use, then that's good
Even tho it's clearly fake,
>Has a loving sister who tries to find him a gf
>"Great, just great"
Ungrateful, damn
Always nice when siblings look out for eachother
This was better than what the thumbnail implied.
They’re getting better at writing stories
i thought this was about keeping the royal bloodline pure
I thought this was going a very different direction at first
*HUGE if true.* Anon's sister has unparalled wingwoman skills.
Meanwhile my sister would kill me if i tried speaking to her friends, and puts me in bad light infront of them, by constant disrespect if they're at our house, and she'll tell her friends about all the arguments we have, but never the good times we have like when i spoil her with gifts or take her shopping. Great.
That’s… only really notable in how his sister coaches the relationship. Beyond that it’s just a fairly normal way to form a relationship, statistically speaking.
Surprisingly wholesome and not weird, I thought this was gonna end up bad
My sis is more anti social than me.
Dude has a good sister
Fake: Anon gets a girl
Real: Sister has no bf
fake: anon doesn't have a crush on his sister
gay: anon doesn't have a crush on his sister
This story is so adorable.
The moral of all 4chan green text stories are, just have confidence and don’t get in your way and some girl will be into you
That's cant be true, sisters like that don't exist, compared to that sister my sister is literally the demon on earth
Please be true
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!
Not how the title made it seem it would go
Based Sister
only real ones where here exactly 9 hours after posting
What a gigachad wing(wo)man.
Fake: Girls like memes
Gay: Boys like memes
Fake: meets smart girl
Gay: takes advice from sister
Bruh my sister would never help me...
Wish mine did like that
I hate matchmakers.
>wake up
“Girls love memes!” Ah yes, an interest exclusive to girls 🤓
This…. Did not end the way I thought a 4 Chan story would end. Anon, I am disappoint.
Rivers Cuomo if he had a sister
No sis X bro? Terrible. Just terrible
for a moment i thought it was the wrong video since the thumbnail didnt match
Fake: anon has a sister
Gay: anon dates his brother
Based sister.
You're a clickbait master
The good ending
I like the way you say .jpg
where tf is my sweet home alabama? wtf is this bullshit??
luckiest mf alive
1:20 fake.
Fake: Anon doesn’t have a sister
Gay: Anon doesn’t date women
I hope this one isn't fake and gay
W sister
My sis thinks its weird to help someone find a partner, but she also makes sure to not berate me all that much.
However, I often said that I don't need nor want any girlfriend.
Love is a whole new DLC with its own set of challenges and rewards, and it can be impossibly tough and distracting when you are already struggling with base content.
love isnt real. and never lasts. Its better just to work hard so that you can just pay for an attractive professional
@@FrederikEngelmandyes it is real but not everyone is capable of it (your family is definitely dysfunctional if you have this opinion). Been watching my grandparents start to drop and they truly were till death do them apart. Parents love each other as well.
@@badart3204 I agree, love is real, but it requires too much effort to find and maintain imo.
no incest, disliked
I blame my single life on my parents for not giving me a sister
This is weird taken out of context
sweet home alabama
MY EARS ARE BLEEDING FROM THIS CRINGE SHIT. "stop it get some help"
👏
Disappointed
Fake: op talks to a girl
Gay: op's sister match him with her ex boyfriend.