@@了了了 @了了了 No, I was trying to make my own pfp low quality for shits and giggles but got too lazy and left it as is, But the fact that you even checked that? Crazy time you have in your hands
Regrettably can confirm. Never been in a relationship, just know there's some scary people at shelters. The mentally unstable, on several drugs willingly, believes she (not buying into the long list of pronouns) 1. Talks to the dead 2. Is an immortal fae creature 3. Is Possessed by 5 different beings 4. Demands you to buy into everything she does and is, but will happily hate on certain men whenever she pleases Kind of person
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 true, it's been documented that most homeless people just fell on hard times and then they get a break that lets them get back on their feet and into somewhere they belong. The permanently homeless are far fewer and unfortunately usually beyond messed up mentally or physically to the point where helping them without dealing with their long term issues leaves them spiraling back into their situation. It's very sad
Kind of messed up to go out helping homeless people... but actually only looking for the hot ones. Sure, you're a good boy like anon and tell them they don't have to repay you in that way... but of course deep down, you're banking on one of them get their life back together, clean up, and... show their eternal gratitude even if you don't ask for it... Or maybe that's just me, calling out that sneaky little gremlin inside me.
@@XTheFinalEpisodeX There was one case where a guy had a whole date with a women, ha kids and was with a happy family, but one day he noticed the lamp on his bedroom, which looked strange. He stared at it and suddenly woke up. Apparently he had a coma due to getting hit by a ball, and all off his happy family was just a dream.
@@Melody_Boi_Piyush He didn't just stare at it and wake up. He became obsessed with it for DAYS, all he'd do was stare at that lamp, it was really earie and alarming. The assumption was that he was losing his mind... Then he woke up from the coma. Guy was absolutely devasted, he'd basically lost his whole family that didn't exist. idk about you guys, but I get a little taste of that every time I dream I have a kid/partner/pet that isn't real.
Ah yes, a young homeless woman would totally enter the apartment of a strange man she doesn't know. Happens all the time and nothing bad EVER happens when it does.
I mean, I was when I was homeless, but, I was also suicidal and doing s*x work, and didn’t really give a shit about my life back then. I wasn’t on any drugs, I just wanted to basically d*e, lol.
@@nodokaxnegi4ever Desperation can do that. Though while someone women may not mind it, it's traumatic for others, and they don't have much choice. Not that the story was a good or typical depiction of how any of those exchanges tend to go.
Desperation can really make people not care. Some homeless people are really jumpy and don't trust anyone, other homeless people think "Hmm, worst that could happen is i die, life is already shit anyway"
This also happened to me. After i went to work i occasionally see this girl doing dumpster diving beside the restaurant. I saw her taking a plastic of leftovers and i immediately offered her some meal. I did this every 3 days, we ate together and i gave her clothes from time to time. We end up being in a relationship and she eventually moved in with me. We're happily married and having our daughter and then i woke up and shit
This is a feel good story that *can* happen. I had a church-going friend who was basically KHV, and he would walk to and from service. He did something similar when we were roommates, and it bugged me because I didn't think we could trust this chick. Because roomie couldn't cook, I did all of that, so she ate off of whatever I made every day. He was awkward around her, so didn't say much, but wanted her to stay with us "til she gets back on her feet." I did not like this, but ended up sharing a room with roommate while she took mine. Honestly, after a few days being showered and clothed in whatever we had laying around that she could wear, she didn't seem so bad. I helped her get a job at Whataburger and then three months later my roommate made a move on her. She was super thankful, but said no.
@@nickcarroll8565 he sure did. It turned out she was more interested in me because I could cook and did more than just chill and play video games, even if I did play a lot of em. I wasn't interested in NTRing my roommate, so I rejected the advances. Eventually she moved out.
This story illustrates some eternal truths. 1) Men DO NOT CARE about a woman's status or income. 2) A woman's ability to show love and gratitude are the two most important factors in the stability of a marriage.
@@toxicreaper1180 It kinda does though. If Anon is fantasizing about marring a homeless girl then that proves the first point, and if the main thing Anon appreciates about this fictious girl is her love and gratitude then it proves the second. We all know this story is 100% hot shit, but that doesn't mean it can't say any truth at all. That's what everyone is saying ight?
> i had been r0bbed by past girlfriends uhh yeah, I'm quite inclined to believe his story now. Anon picks up thieves. How implausible is it that he picked up and fell in love with someone without a home? And the only reason he posted this was that it worked out well.
It all started when he said "Hi" to her. Kind of like my first marriage - started because I waved at a girl who was walking down my street. If only I could have dodged that bullet... Moral of the story - think before you greet people!
This legit sounds like one of those weird romance animes where the MC stumbles upon a girl in the most unusual ways (e.g. she rings his doorbell, confusing his apartment for someone else's) and she somehow ends up living there
Not convinced any of this ever happened, but it's a wholesome story. Though up to the end, I was waiting for that really twisted turn. This is 4chan, after all.
I dont care if this is fake, gay or something thrans, its real enough to make me tear up.......ive met tons of homeless people and most of them are just regular people who've had shitty things happen to them.
@@frank2453 Ah so if someone becomes a drug user, a common coping mechanism for homelessness regardless of previous backgrounds (but most people are homeless and addicts partially due to the challenges of mental illnesses, most of which stem from trauma and are not inherently dangerous unlike the bitterness that comes from living in a society that heavily stigmatizes against people who are completely normal and well meaning outside of inner struggles), they are no longer regular good people with shitty things happening to them... and how dare they not want to go through the extremely difficult and painful experience of quitting drugs when they are at their worst, they definitely can't be good people who had a lot of misfortune! It's obviously them acting dishonestly, because addicts can only act dishonestly. After all ancient, obsolete psychology and psychiatry still teaches people that they only want to manipulate you for a fix. If i've learned anything about programs meant for mental health and people who hit rock bottom in life, financially/socially/medically/otherwise, it's that a lot of them are terribly inefficient, ineffective, incompetent, and treat people like animals with the brain of a toddler, rarely warranted, often completely unwarranted and unprovoked. Oh, and elderly people, F retirement homes.
I relate to this a little. He said he wasn't going to let me rot in the streets when I was kicked out. He left his home and his family to help me. A family that wasn't helping him to begin with, mind you. After 2 months of homelessness, we found him a really great job as a casino table games dealer, and we will be getting an apartment soon. We aren't actually together like the greentext had. Though, I did try to show my gratitude initially before he told me I shouldn't force myself to do things out of obligation. I'm hoping to get into a real home soon so I can get back to work on my video game project.
and she will leave him at the first chance, as soon as she figures out her value she will leave him. this story is fake as SHIT for that reason. Its just the truth on how women view relationships
I had a somewhat similar situation, only it was someone I'd dated casually without anything happening, previously, and I found out that they had become homeless. We had kept in touch, and they simply dropped off the radar, and becoming homeless was why. I offered to help her out. We now have a child together. She's sleeping next to me rn.
It probably is, I know of a real story where something very similar to this happened in Brazil. The homeless woman eventually married the man and they now have a happy family together. She was also very beautiful.
@@Kelpie-sb5biYeah there are generally way more factors influencing the way women feel gratitude and how much they feel gratitude for their man, whereas with men it's not as nuanced and they generally feel gratitude solely based on being treated well.
Anon then woke up in an alley with a dirty needle stuck in him and realized the homeless woman had actually just stabbed him and none of that actually happened.
There isn't lol. When many see a homeless woman (unless you live in the 3rd word and that's still being generous) Many, usually men, will immediately come to that homeless woman's rescue, the few that exist. Society made it clear women are not allowed to have hardships
Please dont help those that need it for anything nefarious. Just help them out when they need a hand. Helped some old lady who had trouble with her cart. Got stuck in the middle of the road. I helped pushed it out the way so it wouldnt cause a traffic accident. She ended up feeling so happy someone just helped without a reason, she gave me a hug and I felt over the moon. Those human moments really make me happy. Im selfish in that's what I want to feel in my own life, which is why I help people when I can. You dont have to, but it's a nice feeling to be a decent human being.
>One night after the meal >we are hugging in bed >she whispers "Don't wake up" >I'm confused, what do you mean >"Please anon, don't wake up" >I feel a strange sensation in my chest >Suddenly huge burst of pain >Bright lights in my face >EMTs looking at me >We thought we had lost you there anon
Taking account orginal story with less colorfull text is about 10 years old i would guess that it actually was a true story because it included photos of wedding etc. Not nice to take old story and tell it as yours no matter how much more unnecessary invented parts you add there.
4Chan greentext stories have two sides, one like this which is happy, chearluff and good, and a second kind the ones where unspeakable things are in every line
*Playlist for more 4Chan Greentext Stories:* th-cam.com/play/PLIM34RkqnVfUfuKbOpiWFRaiCvlZS8Tzo.html
>be me
>try to get femanon
>Talk to homeless person
>Stabbed
Bro made me laugh out loud with a single word 😭
>get rushed to the ER
>mfw doctor says "28 stab wounds"
@@urbainleverrier1 Kek
@@urbainleverrier1
>Mfw the doctor starts randomly slamming the table with a file
>get stitches
>pay with credit card
>card declines
When I’m in a daydreaming competition and my opponent is this anon:
Ur cooked like the imaginary food.
Hello
@@somerandomdude9874Did you just take a screen shot of that guy's generic google pfp and somehow messed up? Crazy time you have in your hand
@@了了了 @了了了 No, I was trying to make my own pfp low quality for shits and giggles but got too lazy and left it as is, But the fact that you even checked that? Crazy time you have in your hands
@@somerandomdude9874 Anyone with dark mode TH-cam can tell the difference, you’re just a rеtаrd 😂
This inspired me to do exactly the same thing and give homeless women a chance. Happy to say after 3 years I’m now without a home and have aids.
Bro
couple goals
Worth it.
@@salgoodmann homeless goals
@salgoodmann the couple being OP and AIDS
To the person reading the comments, no, don't look for dirty homeless women, it ain't happening
Regrettably can confirm. Never been in a relationship, just know there's some scary people at shelters. The mentally unstable, on several drugs willingly, believes she (not buying into the long list of pronouns)
1. Talks to the dead
2. Is an immortal fae creature
3. Is Possessed by 5 different beings
4. Demands you to buy into everything she does and is, but will happily hate on certain men whenever she pleases
Kind of person
@@survivorofthecurse717 there are good kind people at the shelters too
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 Also regrettably can confirm. I'm one of them and know a few other guys who are putting in good effort
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 true, it's been documented that most homeless people just fell on hard times and then they get a break that lets them get back on their feet and into somewhere they belong. The permanently homeless are far fewer and unfortunately usually beyond messed up mentally or physically to the point where helping them without dealing with their long term issues leaves them spiraling back into their situation. It's very sad
Kind of messed up to go out helping homeless people... but actually only looking for the hot ones. Sure, you're a good boy like anon and tell them they don't have to repay you in that way... but of course deep down, you're banking on one of them get their life back together, clean up, and... show their eternal gratitude even if you don't ask for it...
Or maybe that's just me, calling out that sneaky little gremlin inside me.
Fake: I hope it's real
Gay: I hope it's real
real
@@nuralif4160 oh green bird, share your wisdom
@@nuralif4160i believe the green bird
I hope it's fake
Why should it be gay?
And then Anon notices a strange lamp...
?
Bruh...
"Hmm what's wrong with that lamp..."
@@That_One_MF_0 anybody can explain the inside joke?
A story about a dream@@XTheFinalEpisodeX
real: literally not a single detail
straight: at least anon is fantasizing about marrying a woman this time
real: he walked by a homeless woman and then imagined all this
real: hes fantasizing about a homeless man but he changed the pronouns out for the sake of the greentext.
@@SoutaN0101 Fake: Walking by a homeless person requires going outside.
At least it's a human
real: you never, NEVER give 4chan details unless you want your ass doxed and filled with Hawaiian pizzas you don't even order
We all know it isn't real. But guess what? I'm going to pretend it was. I'm deciding to be happy.
told myself this, if there's any greentext out there that deserves to be real, it's this one. I get bricked up seeing people happy.
@@chamitoempire1672 whats the difference between *deciding* to be happy and lying to yourself ?
I’m deciding to be happy too, bro
@@CelphTitled7 It's not a lie if you don't know the facts. You are guessing. And I'vs decided I am guessing it's real.
My thoughts exactly.
no happily married man goes on 4chan
nice larp, anon.
Dude, >50% of 4chan posts are bots from various intelligence agencies
Some proportion of intelligence agents are happily married
Peak pfp
That lamp lookin' real funny right about now...
Surf Wisely.
?
@@XTheFinalEpisodeX There was one case where a guy had a whole date with a women, ha kids and was with a happy family, but one day he noticed the lamp on his bedroom, which looked strange. He stared at it and suddenly woke up. Apparently he had a coma due to getting hit by a ball, and all off his happy family was just a dream.
@@Melody_Boi_Piyush He didn't just stare at it and wake up. He became obsessed with it for DAYS, all he'd do was stare at that lamp, it was really earie and alarming. The assumption was that he was losing his mind... Then he woke up from the coma. Guy was absolutely devasted, he'd basically lost his whole family that didn't exist. idk about you guys, but I get a little taste of that every time I dream I have a kid/partner/pet that isn't real.
I got that reference lol
NOOOOOOOOO......
Ah yes, a young homeless woman would totally enter the apartment of a strange man she doesn't know. Happens all the time and nothing bad EVER happens when it does.
Me when I lure vulnerable women into my home for a dinner (she is the dinner)
I mean, I was when I was homeless, but, I was also suicidal and doing s*x work, and didn’t really give a shit about my life back then. I wasn’t on any drugs, I just wanted to basically d*e, lol.
@@-o-1695 LOL
@@nodokaxnegi4ever Desperation can do that. Though while someone women may not mind it, it's traumatic for others, and they don't have much choice. Not that the story was a good or typical depiction of how any of those exchanges tend to go.
Desperation can really make people not care. Some homeless people are really jumpy and don't trust anyone, other homeless people think "Hmm, worst that could happen is i die, life is already shit anyway"
Reality: Anon got mugged and now lies unconscious on the ground like Walter White
Wait til he sees a particular funny looking lamp
Usually greentexts are either "it's so fake" or "oh god I hope it's fake"
But this, I hope this is real
Indeed
Yeah
Anon is so deep in his delusions he became a writer.
:O
Fake: Anon fell in love with a homeless woman
Gay: Anon is ashamed a woman is a 7/10
Not this time, Anon... Not this time
The shame wasn't from her being a 7/10, but that he would assign her a rating at all given the circumstances
funny
@@towelpartypanic as far as homeless women go, do you think being teethless adds or removes value ?
@@towelpartypanicI can tell you obviously know nothing about intrusive thoughts or men
“But I was the only one lucky enough to polish the Diamond found in the gutter” 🔥🔥🔥🔥
This also happened to me. After i went to work i occasionally see this girl doing dumpster diving beside the restaurant. I saw her taking a plastic of leftovers and i immediately offered her some meal. I did this every 3 days, we ate together and i gave her clothes from time to time. We end up being in a relationship and she eventually moved in with me. We're happily married and having our daughter and then i woke up and shit
Had me in the first 95%, ngl.
This is a feel good story that *can* happen. I had a church-going friend who was basically KHV, and he would walk to and from service. He did something similar when we were roommates, and it bugged me because I didn't think we could trust this chick. Because roomie couldn't cook, I did all of that, so she ate off of whatever I made every day. He was awkward around her, so didn't say much, but wanted her to stay with us "til she gets back on her feet." I did not like this, but ended up sharing a room with roommate while she took mine.
Honestly, after a few days being showered and clothed in whatever we had laying around that she could wear, she didn't seem so bad. I helped her get a job at Whataburger and then three months later my roommate made a move on her.
She was super thankful, but said no.
Your roomie got rejected by a hobo?
@@nickcarroll8565 why are you asking that as if he didnt just state that directly
@@crafterrium8724 because I’m amazed at how pathetic that is
@@nickcarroll8565 so people are nice to homeless women expecting sx in return, that isn't nice, that's evil
@@nickcarroll8565 he sure did. It turned out she was more interested in me because I could cook and did more than just chill and play video games, even if I did play a lot of em. I wasn't interested in NTRing my roommate, so I rejected the advances. Eventually she moved out.
Fake: Anon marries a homeless woman
Straight: Funny looking lamp
Real
@@w.c.s.m.4215 GUYS THE LAMP IS INVERTED, GUYS PLEASEEE GUYS I DONT WANNA GO BACK!!!!
Pyke!
Anon fell in love with a stray dog, personified.
noooo
No! Do not the dog!
What the dog doin?
@@shred1894 givin' you the side eye
Omni-Man and Debbie in a nutshell
“Eyes like humble pools of water”…
Oh brother this guy stinks
That sound bite lives rent free in my head 😂😂
This story illustrates some eternal truths.
1) Men DO NOT CARE about a woman's status or income.
2) A woman's ability to show love and gratitude are the two most important factors in the stability of a marriage.
3) 4Chan is forever unrivaled in creating stories of pure fantasy.
4) the wrong way to think of a person (constantly judging them on looks, how indebted to you they are, etc.)
@@toxicreaper1180 Yes. It's very fake, but the story being good and heartwarming still proves the comment's point.
@@dylanmcloughlin2187 it doesn’t lol. A fake story has no bearing on reality.
@@toxicreaper1180 It kinda does though. If Anon is fantasizing about marring a homeless girl then that proves the first point, and if the main thing Anon appreciates about this fictious girl is her love and gratitude then it proves the second. We all know this story is 100% hot shit, but that doesn't mean it can't say any truth at all. That's what everyone is saying ight?
Anon is in coma.
Thumbnail: weird thirst trap fantasy
Actual story: genuinely wholesome
Please be real, please be real 🗣‼️‼️‼️
nope, not today not tomorrow
Yk, some people want the craziest powers. I just want the power to make wholesome stories real.
@@end_slayer 🦸🏻♂️
she stayed loyal after getting cleaned up? FAKE as hell
You know, I'm certain it has happened before to other dudes. But not to dudes that post on 4chan
It's fake because she's attractive and loyal.
True
Yep
It's fake because she doesn't use drugs nor has STDs
> i had been r0bbed by past girlfriends
uhh yeah, I'm quite inclined to believe his story now. Anon picks up thieves. How implausible is it that he picked up and fell in love with someone without a home? And the only reason he posted this was that it worked out well.
Honestly I'm hoping it's real. Sounds like a Nice wholesome story :D
I automatically thought it was a situation where the ex keeps something of his post breakup
Censored robbed? - 999 aura
reality is stranger then fiction sometimes
“That diamond from the gutter”
I was enjoying it until he ended it with this line. Bro is full of it.
2:22 BRO DIDN'T JUST REENACT RATTATOUILE
Wym
😭
??
A nice little slice of escapism to warm the heart.
It all started when he said "Hi" to her. Kind of like my first marriage - started because I waved at a girl who was walking down my street. If only I could have dodged that bullet... Moral of the story - think before you greet people!
Hell. Might as well not get outta bed anons.
@@Itsallover57 turns out I'm doing pretty good! I woke up at 8 still in bed by 11..... fml
Anon is not in a coma, don't you see the funny looking lamp?
You are.
Wakeupwakeupwakeup
2:01 I like 3/4 believed it until this point
💀
Fake: Anon had sex with a homeless woman
Gay: Anon had sex with a homeless man
hep c, syphilis, aids, hpv : "are we a joke to you ?"
Worth it, for real everlasting love it's worth it.
I like how many people in the comments collectively decided that, this is real, for love's sake. Makes me happy 😊.
Remember this one from back in the day. Back then I rolled my eyes calling it fake. Now it brings a tear to my eye
Yep it's a classic. still have the screencaps
out of everything that didn't happen, this story didn't happen the most
In all the supernatural, alien, simulation, conspiracy BS I've seen on 4chan, *THIS* is the most unbelievable story on the site.
*sniff* I-I'm not crying! YOU ARE! *blows nose messily*
Screw it, if we can suspend our disbelief for normal romcoms, I can be happy for Anon in this story. Thanks for the wholesome story
"I- I'm not crying! You are!"
This legit sounds like one of those weird romance animes where the MC stumbles upon a girl in the most unusual ways (e.g. she rings his doorbell, confusing his apartment for someone else's) and she somehow ends up living there
At first I thought it would be the "found a girl in the trash" joke.
Not convinced any of this ever happened, but it's a wholesome story.
Though up to the end, I was waiting for that really twisted turn. This is 4chan, after all.
this was the kind of heartwarming story I really needed right now
I dont care if this is fake, gay or something thrans, its real enough to make me tear up.......ive met tons of homeless people and most of them are just regular people who've had shitty things happen to them.
This. I'm actually making a documentary on the subject because the stigma around homeleßneß drives me insane
@@Anisse_N_Spices the least obvious german
@@netheranimal8067 lmao, it was a mißtap and I decided to stick to the joke
In some places, yes. In America, no. I work with them, and most will NOT accept help or housing from programs because it requires them to be sober.
@@frank2453 Ah so if someone becomes a drug user, a common coping mechanism for homelessness regardless of previous backgrounds (but most people are homeless and addicts partially due to the challenges of mental illnesses, most of which stem from trauma and are not inherently dangerous unlike the bitterness that comes from living in a society that heavily stigmatizes against people who are completely normal and well meaning outside of inner struggles), they are no longer regular good people with shitty things happening to them... and how dare they not want to go through the extremely difficult and painful experience of quitting drugs when they are at their worst, they definitely can't be good people who had a lot of misfortune! It's obviously them acting dishonestly, because addicts can only act dishonestly. After all ancient, obsolete psychology and psychiatry still teaches people that they only want to manipulate you for a fix.
If i've learned anything about programs meant for mental health and people who hit rock bottom in life, financially/socially/medically/otherwise, it's that a lot of them are terribly inefficient, ineffective, incompetent, and treat people like animals with the brain of a toddler, rarely warranted, often completely unwarranted and unprovoked. Oh, and elderly people, F retirement homes.
I'm choosing to be lied to by the internet because it is my birthday and I decide that I want to feel hopeful
Hope you had a good B-day man)
And congrats 🎉
I relate to this a little.
He said he wasn't going to let me rot in the streets when I was kicked out. He left his home and his family to help me. A family that wasn't helping him to begin with, mind you. After 2 months of homelessness, we found him a really great job as a casino table games dealer, and we will be getting an apartment soon. We aren't actually together like the greentext had. Though, I did try to show my gratitude initially before he told me I shouldn't force myself to do things out of obligation.
I'm hoping to get into a real home soon so I can get back to work on my video game project.
Reading the title and the thumbnail had my jaw dropped- but after i finished the video, it was actually so heart warming and very sweet
A man has to be:
Be 6 feet +
Have a 6 figure salary
Have a house
Be fit
Have nice hair
Pays for everything
A woman has to be:
Pretty
nice
Yeah, well, at least it seems Anon doesn't care for all of that
and she will leave him at the first chance, as soon as she figures out her value she will leave him. this story is fake as SHIT for that reason. Its just the truth on how women view relationships
@@FrederikEngelmandhowever, there’s also people who date you for you, not their fantasy
Yup many forget this
Not all men are bad not all women are bad@@ChingaDingabidingdong-ln2ek
@@ChingaDingabidingdong-ln2ek
The minority doesn't make the rule, unfortunately.
Today on 4chan!
Things that didn’t happen.
Can't shake off the feeling this sounds too much like a savior fantasy...
Ohh damn, the wholesome story.
I had a somewhat similar situation, only it was someone I'd dated casually without anything happening, previously, and I found out that they had become homeless. We had kept in touch, and they simply dropped off the radar, and becoming homeless was why. I offered to help her out. We now have a child together. She's sleeping next to me rn.
eff u (glad for u man)
Please be real
It probably is, I know of a real story where something very similar to this happened in Brazil. The homeless woman eventually married the man and they now have a happy family together. She was also very beautiful.
its real
Oh the benefits of beeing an attractive woman
"Bathe her, then bring her to me."
anons, please do NOT attempt hobomaxxing, it will NOT work out for you
No one would do this for a homeless man.
0:38 is apartment, not appointment
^Anon talks to a woman
"Fake and gay, next"
Real
Nice story, if only it worked this way in reality.
Even though this probably isn’t true, it still gives me a little hope for humanity.
I’m just glad it didn’t end with a last sentence of “And then I found someone better and dumped her broke butt.”
Her dumping him even after all he did for her is far more plausible.
Women don’t really feel gratitude or responsibility.
@@Kelpie-sb5biYeah there are generally way more factors influencing the way women feel gratitude and how much they feel gratitude for their man, whereas with men it's not as nuanced and they generally feel gratitude solely based on being treated well.
For the sake of having faith in whatever kindness humanity has left, I choose to believe this story.
New method just dropped
Rare risktaking wholesome that doesnt end terribly
Even if it's fake i choose believe it's real.
Anon then woke up in an alley with a dirty needle stuck in him and realized the homeless woman had actually just stabbed him and none of that actually happened.
Fake:Women dont exist
Gay:Anon married a Man
"Get checked by doctor... didn't catch anything" made me laugh for some reason.
Beautiful story though.
3:30 bruh wtf i read guitar 😭😭😭😭
"We are yet rough and unhewn, ignorant in many ways. However, there is no metal so base it cannot be forged."
I can tell you it's fake because I also wrote a fantasy like this once.
Don’t give a shot if it was real, I jumped in celebration
I need this to not be fake and gay.
Anon's shampoo bottles must be the luckiest bottles of the world if they get to hear such impressive stories
Thats it tomorrow i start walking around the bad part of town
And that's the last we ever heard of fafnir7149...
"RRRNGH. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM. ITS NOT FAIR!"
no such thing as a homeless woman
There isn't lol.
When many see a homeless woman (unless you live in the 3rd word and that's still being generous) Many, usually men, will immediately come to that homeless woman's rescue, the few that exist.
Society made it clear women are not allowed to have hardships
4chan's greentexts are like when you lie at school so you seem cooler than you actually are
Please dont help those that need it for anything nefarious. Just help them out when they need a hand.
Helped some old lady who had trouble with her cart. Got stuck in the middle of the road. I helped pushed it out the way so it wouldnt cause a traffic accident. She ended up feeling so happy someone just helped without a reason, she gave me a hug and I felt over the moon.
Those human moments really make me happy. Im selfish in that's what I want to feel in my own life, which is why I help people when I can.
You dont have to, but it's a nice feeling to be a decent human being.
I hope anon ain't lying cause this is hella wholesome.
she legit put all of ger gratitude into it. Thats when I believed him.
You have a good point
Dude, he literally rewrote the Ratatouile scene at 2:22 and you say you believe him? KEK
@@Gamorou might wanna take an emergency IQ test right now
Story was cute until "she was like a rescue dog doing everything for its owner".
What the fuck
and then he woke up
Finally a good story from 4Chan
>One night after the meal >we are hugging in bed >she whispers "Don't wake up" >I'm confused, what do you mean >"Please anon, don't wake up" >I feel a strange sensation in my chest >Suddenly huge burst of pain >Bright lights in my face >EMTs looking at me >We thought we had lost you there anon
"Humbles pools of water" 😂
This was really fucking funny and really fucking nice too
And really fucking
And maybe not real
I don't understand the "Fake: Gay:"-Meme and at this point, i'm too afraid to ask.
It is 4chan culture to respond that to every story that is posted on the site.
That's actually really nice. I don't expect that with most of these stories
"loyal like a dog" broo
We know what he meant, he didn't mean it in a derogatory sense. All animals have different qualities that also exist in humans.
I kept expecting the dark turn. So happy it evaded me.
Taking account orginal story with less colorfull text is about 10 years old i would guess that
it actually was a true story because it included photos of wedding etc.
Not nice to take old story and tell it as yours no matter how much more unnecessary invented parts you add there.
that sounda faker tbh
Wholesome video :D
This one's nice, so I choose to believe it.
4Chan greentext stories have two sides, one like this which is happy, chearluff and good, and a second kind the ones where unspeakable things are in every line