Upcoming shows 👇 3 Aug • Perth (Northbridge), AUS 4 Aug • Brisbane, AUS 7 Aug • Melbourne, AUS 10 Aug• Marrickville, AUS 11 Aug • Auckland, NZ beacons.ai/gianmarcosoresi
@@w1nston269 "One of the worst things I have ever seen done on a cricket field, goodnight :)" - RIP legendary commentator Lol did you see in 2017 when they re-enacted it for a laugh? Was pretty funny how Trent Boult threw his bat the same way Brian McKechnie did
@@user-ct1ns6zw4z I was going to say, "But enjoy our music, evidently from your pfp", but you'll probably tell me that Morrissey and Marr were mostly Irish.
@@user-ct1ns6zw4z I get it, it's all good. When I visited Australia (in-law works there), one lad I met took the piss because he recognised my Yorkshire accent (which was sharp because my accent is relatively soft) and a few others tried to poke me with the Queen's death, but they realised I was indifferent and then every other sentence started or finished with mate and I didn't have to buy my own drinks. I enjoy Australian banter and humour because it aligns almost perfectly with British sensibilities - Australians can be self-deprecating and see the absurdity in something they hold dear at the same time. I struggle with American culture and humour but that's by-the-by.
The way you find these stories and the way these stories find you is endlessly delightful and thrilling. It's amazing. Please come to Vegas some day! The stories here are not just wild but unusually wild, you'd love it.
someone mentioned New Zealand and the algorithm thought I should know about it. thanks for the great recommendation bummed there wasn't a von Trapp family/Fraulein Maria joke at the end there
Fantastic work my man, so many moments when I burst out laughing, that call back to Lindsay Lo-han was pure gold. Also you pronounced aussie perfectly, which we don't see often. But just for future reference, and I normally wouldn't bother pointing this out but since you mentioned you'd be heading over here soon, when saying Australia, try saying it more like ah-stralia as opposed to os-stralia. Canadians always seem to get that wrong :P Hope to see you over here soon! ❤
That twins situation and tossing that book aside was my favourite part, haha. Fully focused on the crowd work which is way more engaging and interesting. A lot more improv too I imagine. Hilarious all the same 😂
i'm aussie and i wouldn't be bothered if someone thought i was a kiwi, i love our neighbours. but I've been mistaken as british before and that really made me annoyed-- how dare you confuse me for a pom!
Kiwi here, I'm much the same. Confuse me for an Aussie? Teasing annoyance. Confuse me for a Brit? Mild, still-sorta-teasing-but-genuine annoyance, how dare you! Lol
I literally clapped when I heard that dude’s twin chose dad😂😂😂😂 First time I ever clapped to a youtube video. My gosh, the crowd that Gianmarco attracts is wild!!!!!
Cheers from Toronto,Canada (hence hated by the rest of Canada). Canadians don't hate Americans. We are just different from them, culturally distinct. Where it goes politically is simple. Where it comes to all the party leaders , they all have to go. Justin is untrustworthy, Jagmet is inept (he had to go to Germany to learn from the Greens how to be an effective leader), Pierre's social conservatism makes some nervous, and Elizabeth is holding up a sinking ship.
If you ask a Canadian, “Are you from the US?”, then they’ll become angry. That’s why, as someone from the US living in Australia, people more often ask me, “Are you Canadian?” Because they know that people in the US will not become angry if you mistake them for Canadian, unlike if you mistake a Canadian for someone from the US. It’s the safer of the 2 questions.
Tv tropes calls the trope of one kid going to one parent and the other kid going to the other parent after a divorce a “Solomon Divorce”, lol. I didn’t know they happened in real life!
i find it weird that the judge gave him custody of one twin when he's not the biological father. I thought something like that would matter more. but i'm invested 😅
seems like the bio father didn't want to get involved for one reason or another, or the ex never told him (bio dad) and the kid's have pretty much taken the step father in as their own even after the divorce so i'd say it all worked out fine
Most divorces don't go to court, but get settled out of court between the parties. The reason you only hear about the drag-out divorce fights in court is because it's more spectacular. This is probably just an agreement between the two parents.
A judge doesn't know your kids. If both adults in the situation tell the state "This arrangement is in the best interest of the kids." they will take their word for it and do that. (unless it is something obviously stupid like "It is in their best interest to be sold into sex slavery.")
Ok. Wait a minute. Wow wtf did i just watch last couple minutes there? hahaha this train took speed faster than speed itself. That script had to be chucked and the title of this clip needs an update!!
*South Africans boot the door down.* "You talking rugby my Southern brothers? Now we may disagree who is the best amoungst us but we can all agree to beat England no matter what."
Can confirm as an American who just visited Canada for the first time last week Americans just want to be Canadian. At least the liberal ones do. You call me Canadian I go "I wish!"
Bro when i was last on tinder, just normal, no paying for anything, i was getting woman in USA and Brazil showing up. Wasnt mad but i was confused lmao
Didn't audience dad say he was there at their birth? So he's the only dad they've known. That the kids split the parent decision isn't so odd now. But he has 7 kids? How many are his. And how many mothers? Is this a red flag?
NZ was actually supposed to be part of Australia too way back when, but NZ decided no actually we'd like to stay independent thx and there's been beef ever since. or thats what I learned anyway.
Just because you are touring AUS and NZ does NOT mean you have to pretend you can talk about AUS and NZ. I bought a seat at your show in Melbourne months ago but FFS don't be one of those comics who think you should be telling us about where we are. We've heard it 1000 times, it's not funny or original to us.
Upcoming shows 👇
3 Aug • Perth (Northbridge), AUS
4 Aug • Brisbane, AUS
7 Aug • Melbourne, AUS
10 Aug• Marrickville, AUS
11 Aug • Auckland, NZ
beacons.ai/gianmarcosoresi
I can't afford flights to Auckland to see you perform but enjoy NZ ❤️❤️
Yay! Just booked tickets! 🌟
i love that marrackville is listed like its a separate city.
come to darwin one day? 🙏🧡
no south island shows:(
Lol Northbridge is just a suburb (neighbourhood) of Perth.
"he just told me and I feel like you need to know!" that woman is COMMITTED to giving you crowd work material
the lady who shouts 'he also has a twin!' is who I'm aspire to be
'I felt like you needed to know!'
She shouldn’t have mentioned that.
@@dirtyweapons3459 so glad she did though. That was crucial info 😂
She shouted with all the gravity of forbidden knowledge
Gianmarco buries the lede so often with these titles. The parent trap couple was the more interesting story than the Aussie vs. Kiwi beef. 😆
Underpromise & over-deliver! Classic!!
@@RonWolfHowlI had agreee with the original comment, as I’ve had this thought more than once with his titles - until I saw your reply. Good point!
@@TheSpaceMomma I'm saying the same thing as him. 😂
They call that a double feature
“Lede.” Nice!
ngl some of these audience members make me feel like my life could actually be more complicated than it already is 😭
5:03 Every sentence from this point onwards broke my brain piece by piece
This guy is MESSY!!
The Kiwis and Aussies must emerge to declare ourselves in the comment section.
Chur bro
Bloody oath c''t
Hope his Auckland show is great!
hehehe
Oi oi!
As an Aussie, I’ve always felt that New Zealanders are pretty much our cousins down the road. We’re all from the same family.
As a Kiwi, I agree.
As another Kiwi, I also agree. The "beef" feels a lot like a sibling rivalry LOL 💙
Hard bro. Pretty much just sibling rivalry.
Lest we forget the underarm incident of 1981
@@w1nston269 "One of the worst things I have ever seen done on a cricket field, goodnight :)" - RIP legendary commentator
Lol did you see in 2017 when they re-enacted it for a laugh? Was pretty funny how Trent Boult threw his bat the same way Brian McKechnie did
As an Edmontonian, I have to thank you for sharing these very Canadian stories. You’re shining light 💡 into dark places.
My coworkers from Edmonton have just told me that this is the most Edmontonian man that’s ever existed 😂
Edmontonian sounds like an alien species.
@@kyletheobald3952 Yeah, that's about right 😁
@@kyletheobald3952 and somehow very Babylon 5.
The difference between the Australia v New Zealand rivalry and the Australia v England rivalry is we actually like New Zealand
Both of kiwis and aussies hate poms 😂
@@user-ct1ns6zw4z I was going to say, "But enjoy our music, evidently from your pfp", but you'll probably tell me that Morrissey and Marr were mostly Irish.
@@claudecarlyle9284 The whole smiths were mostly Irish, but I’m mostly English by the same token. It’s really not something to be taken seriously
@@user-ct1ns6zw4z I get it, it's all good. When I visited Australia (in-law works there), one lad I met took the piss because he recognised my Yorkshire accent (which was sharp because my accent is relatively soft) and a few others tried to poke me with the Queen's death, but they realised I was indifferent and then every other sentence started or finished with mate and I didn't have to buy my own drinks. I enjoy Australian banter and humour because it aligns almost perfectly with British sensibilities - Australians can be self-deprecating and see the absurdity in something they hold dear at the same time. I struggle with American culture and humour but that's by-the-by.
jfc the title to this is the complete opposite of clickbait. What a ride
1:29 - "I NAAAUUURR!!!" 😂
Lol it says translate to english underneath
i know about the beef between australians & new zealanders because of bluey, funnily enough
Oh yeah? What did that blue fker say?
For the record pavlova was made in New Zealand! And that is a fact you should tell every Australian if you meet them.
@@gracebrown3074 Yes, as a kiwi I can confirm this is indeed true.
@@Hannah-Banana-NZas another kiwi pav is obviously a new zealand thing, and Australians do infact love hearing that fact
@@fishpodpizza544 yes yes correct
She came to Canada for kids, and she found a guy that has seven of them. She got what she wanted, just not in the way she thought.
Which is why you need to be fucking careful what you wish for.
New Zealand mention, time to crawl out of the woodwork.
OMG A FELLOW KIWI TBHK FAN
@@siennahopkins4288 👀
This is too true
"I feel like you need to know!" Woman, you are gold 😂❤
Uh oh, I'm a kiwi. A Māori kiwi. This feels... hmm... targeted lmaoo
I love you❤❤I've wanted to visit NZ forEVER!!!
kia ora!
Kia ora bro!
Kia Ora from Melbourne (Kiwi with a fraction of Māori in me)
G'day
Sorry about the sandpaper and tripping the volcano alarm
As an aussie, I love NZ and the people who live there. It's a great place.
As a kiwi, we love you back :)
(but pavlova is ours)
The way you find these stories and the way these stories find you is endlessly delightful and thrilling. It's amazing. Please come to Vegas some day! The stories here are not just wild but unusually wild, you'd love it.
Please consider adding an Adelaide date to your Australian tour i would love to see you live!!
I will come. There will be at least a few people there!
Love your crowd work! So quick witted - razor sharp smart 🙌🏻
Talk about a gold mine of material with just one couple.
We also fight over the first lawnmower, the pavlova and try to force Russell Crowe onto each other.
Phar Lap🐴
Russell Crowe😂😂😂😂
the kiwis can keep russell crowe but we’re claiming crowded house
@@jenconvertibles you can only keep crowded house if you take Russell 😉
@@paulrichardson9506 we will take russell if you give us the pavlova
someone mentioned New Zealand and the algorithm thought I should know about it. thanks for the great recommendation
bummed there wasn't a von Trapp family/Fraulein Maria joke at the end there
Fantastic work my man, so many moments when I burst out laughing, that call back to Lindsay Lo-han was pure gold. Also you pronounced aussie perfectly, which we don't see often. But just for future reference, and I normally wouldn't bother pointing this out but since you mentioned you'd be heading over here soon, when saying Australia, try saying it more like ah-stralia as opposed to os-stralia. Canadians always seem to get that wrong :P
Hope to see you over here soon! ❤
Phuq, just tell him to say it properly "Straya"
That twins situation and tossing that book aside was my favourite part, haha. Fully focused on the crowd work which is way more engaging and interesting. A lot more improv too I imagine. Hilarious all the same 😂
Just when I think it’s done, the story and the jokes just get better and better! 😂 Almost spit out my drink.
i'm aussie and i wouldn't be bothered if someone thought i was a kiwi, i love our neighbours. but I've been mistaken as british before and that really made me annoyed-- how dare you confuse me for a pom!
Kiwi here, I'm much the same. Confuse me for an Aussie? Teasing annoyance. Confuse me for a Brit? Mild, still-sorta-teasing-but-genuine annoyance, how dare you! Lol
Gianmarco, are you pretending not to know about 1961 The Parent Trap so you can make that Lohan/Lo-han joke?
I aspire to be the crowd you throw your material for. 😂
Love Gianmarco's crowd work
I wanted to hear more about the other 6 kids he has!
I love how insane crowd stories can be 😂
I literally clapped when I heard that dude’s twin chose dad😂😂😂😂 First time I ever clapped to a youtube video. My gosh, the crowd that Gianmarco attracts is wild!!!!!
Omg you're coming to NZ!! 😮 I'm so happy right now!!! 🥳🤗🥲
Only to Auckland though. :(
Thank you for pronouncing Aussie correctly 🙏 so many americans have no clue…
Ow-sssie lol
This crowd work felt like when the cool teacher is in the classroom talking about random stuff to students 😂
please come to Australia I would love to come see you! 🇦🇺☺️
I am!
I came here because of the Rugby rivalry & stayed for the improv.
Loved it when the notebook was tossed.
ticket secured for the brissy show hell yeah!!😎
Cheers from Toronto,Canada (hence hated by the rest of Canada). Canadians don't hate Americans. We are just different from them, culturally distinct.
Where it goes politically is simple. Where it comes to all the party leaders , they all have to go.
Justin is untrustworthy, Jagmet is inept (he had to go to Germany to learn from the Greens how to be an effective leader), Pierre's social conservatism makes some nervous, and Elizabeth is holding up a sinking ship.
You can just say you vote conservative bruh
If you ask a Canadian, “Are you from the US?”, then they’ll become angry. That’s why, as someone from the US living in Australia, people more often ask me, “Are you Canadian?” Because they know that people in the US will not become angry if you mistake them for Canadian, unlike if you mistake a Canadian for someone from the US. It’s the safer of the 2 questions.
Hey first one and I'm from New zealand 🇳🇿 ❤😂
Love seeing Aussies and Kiwis thriving in the wild. Cant wait to see you in Melbourne (btw my parents are divorced 😉)
As a kiwi I bloody loved this, you are hilarious.
Tv tropes calls the trope of one kid going to one parent and the other kid going to the other parent after a divorce a “Solomon Divorce”, lol. I didn’t know they happened in real life!
Damn. I had tickets to your Melbourne show but I have to go to Brisbane that week, so I gave them away! So bummed.
No!!!! I didn’t realize you were performing in Edmonton!
New sub. Excellent crowd work on all your videos.
This is fucking wildddd!! I hope he makes lots of money to support his tribe or gets good assistance.
i find it weird that the judge gave him custody of one twin when he's not the biological father. I thought something like that would matter more. but i'm invested 😅
seems like the bio father didn't want to get involved for one reason or another, or the ex never told him (bio dad) and the kid's have pretty much taken the step father in as their own even after the divorce so i'd say it all worked out fine
If no one is contesting anything the& judge has no reason to care
Most divorces don't go to court, but get settled out of court between the parties. The reason you only hear about the drag-out divorce fights in court is because it's more spectacular. This is probably just an agreement between the two parents.
A judge doesn't know your kids. If both adults in the situation tell the state "This arrangement is in the best interest of the kids." they will take their word for it and do that. (unless it is something obviously stupid like "It is in their best interest to be sold into sex slavery.")
he's practically a stepfather and they probably didn't go to court if they split in peace
That man is living a sitcom.
“Not so identical after all” should’ve gotten away bigger reaction 😂
The 1998 Parent Trap was a remake of an earlier version of the movie from 1961. I know as I’m old enough to know. LOL 😝
I'm 14 and I knew this :)
As a US citizen, I know that when you go overseas it's better to tell people I'm Canadian :)
Everyone knows that anyone claiming to be Canadian abroad is actually American 😂
That 7 minutes was wild😅
I'm from New Zealand and it is so weird hearing my accent and seeing you speaking about it hahaha 🤣🤣
Ok. Wait a minute. Wow wtf did i just watch last couple minutes there? hahaha this train took speed faster than speed itself. That script had to be chucked and the title of this clip needs an update!!
'Merica for the Bronze😂😂😂
Mr Soresi. I am coming to your Auckland show, will there be a sign interpreter at your show? :)
Australians say the word ‘no’ like “Narrrrrrwwwwww”
New Zealand is Australia's Canada.
Australia is New Foundland's Namibia etc
This one was so surreal it almost seemed as if it's scripted 😂😂😂
the original NZ PAV was a layered jelly, the original AUS PAV is the meringue-based dessert one everyone cooks today
We don't just fight about Rugby, we also fight about who invented a cake called Pavlova first, and both our countries have a legit claim
Aussie Aussie Aussie
Though I will express my shame about the whole sandpaper thing
[edit to add] and sorry about tripping the volcano alarm
Aussie here for second 😢
When u get all u ever want 🎉
Occas stole , Pavlova, Far lap, Russell Crowe 🧐😱, 🤪 💯😎 on and on 😮😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Way to bury the lede with that title lol
No-one talks about rugby in Australia!
And even then fight is a bit strong.
We are like cousins
Commonwealth ASSEMBLE!
So his life wasn’t the parent trap, it was the sound of fucking music
3rd August ?????? how the fuck did I miss that !
*South Africans boot the door down.* "You talking rugby my Southern brothers? Now we may disagree who is the best amoungst us but we can all agree to beat England no matter what."
This woman should run. That’s too many kids.
Can confirm as an American who just visited Canada for the first time last week Americans just want to be Canadian. At least the liberal ones do. You call me Canadian I go "I wish!"
Came here for kids and got an old man 😂😂
YOU WERE IN EDMONTON AND NOBODY TOLD ME??
And Pavlova.
Bro when i was last on tinder, just normal, no paying for anything, i was getting woman in USA and Brazil showing up. Wasnt mad but i was confused lmao
Didn't audience dad say he was there at their birth? So he's the only dad they've known. That the kids split the parent decision isn't so odd now. But he has 7 kids? How many are his. And how many mothers? Is this a red flag?
NZ was actually supposed to be part of Australia too way back when, but NZ decided no actually we'd like to stay independent thx and there's been beef ever since. or thats what I learned anyway.
0:41 yeah there’s no kids just sheep
Or who invented Pavlova
Kiwis fre Australian welfare cheques!
Not actually true - NZ and Australia play different versions of rugby so the rivalry is actually non-existent. More like NZ and South Africa
Not here to watch, just a mention about the title. We fight over who made pavlova too
Oh wait, was she the dude's nanny???
.. & pavlova 🥝🐏🦘
Is that mf drinking his beer from a straw?
Idk why I though he was talking about Justin Timberlake when he is neither Canadian or relevant to the conversation
I thought he was talking about Justin Bieber, who is actually Canadian lmao
@@Hannah-Banana-NZ 😭😭😭 at least yours was Canadian
2:52 does he knows that australian and new zealander are not races but countries ? What does anything to do with Racism ?
nationality isnt a race
People who can't commit to a marriage for 18 years shouldn't have children.
Just because you are touring AUS and NZ does NOT mean you have to pretend you can talk about AUS and NZ. I bought a seat at your show in Melbourne months ago but FFS don't be one of those comics who think you should be telling us about where we are. We've heard it 1000 times, it's not funny or original to us.
Which show are you going to, so I know which one not to attend ;)
It's like a preview of Aus crowdwork to come! 🦘