4 Movies That Are Horrifying From Another Character's POV - Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder
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I just rewatched the entire Star Wars trilogy in order to calculate the proportion of characters who are Luke versus characters who are not Luke. It checks out, what Dan said.
You are correct, there is now four. Episodes 4, 5, 6 & 7.
+C Fergi There is only one Star Wars trilogy and one trilogy in the making. The prequels do not exist.
+TheYasmineFlower wtf are the prequels?
I used the other math and according to it your clearly wrong. It actually spelled out wrong after the = sign. I'm still figuring out why but when I have finished I'll be sure to publish.
You should see "Star Wars - The blackened mantle" a recut and rewritten prequel trilogy. It is only one movie lasting almost 3 hours and it has a lot of minor and some major changes. And that is not mentioning how the dialogue is changed completely, they use japanese audio with english subtitles and they sync up names to provide an illusion. Anyway it is worth checking out, it was what the fans deserved, they even made the romance see bearable.
"Now to Steve for the weather... Nope! Steve is one of those agent guys now. Ok. Good. Bye Steve. F*** the weather!"
That made me laugh so much! XD
The Wizard of Oz through the eyes of the "wicked" witch. Her sister is murdered, her inheritance is stolen, and then she's murdered in a home invasion by a gang consisting of a teenager, a terminator, a talking lion and a possessed scarecrow.
Com005 The Wizard of Oz from her perspective is essentially what Wicked is (plus added backstory)
'And now that he's publicly established himself as a straight up domestic terrorist, Neo spends the rest of the series soaring over the city like a magical Osama bin Laden.'
Just about choked to death on my morning coffee. Daniel O'Brien, you are a national comedic treasure.
"He and his gang of leather-bound misfits...."
magical osama bin Laden was freaking hilarious
+chris rice I immediatly clicked the like button when he said it. Was the best part of the video to me
+Christian Barreto lol I did exactly the same thing then scrolled down to see if anyone commented about it
+Alex Zambrano me too hahaha
+chris rice I made the same comment but didn't get the same amount of likes as you.
I call racism even though no one can see what I look like.
...
+Edward Gil (ObaREX) nah dude , it's the sweet hourse mask🐴
Recruiting teenagers with attitude and teaching them martial arts is proven to be effective in over 95% of test trials.
+modelmajorpita It worked with the Power Rangers!
+Darla Lathan And the 3 Ninjas! Who I am told stopped "kicking back" and eventually "knuckled up" which I take to mean got into good colleges and respectable, lucrative careers in business, law and politics respectively.
+modelmajorpita it seems to work for national armies around the world
+modelmajorpita effective at what? starting ninja cults?
Where in the Hell did u read/hear/learn this?? Gallup?
to be fair, the "humans are basically pets compared to vulcans" isn't taking into account the extension of human lifespans into the future - bones lived until he was over 130 years old, at least, which is probably closer to the average human lifespan at the time. still shorter than a vulcan's, to be fair, but like... parrot short, as opposed to dog short.
I mean that sounds nice
"Neo spends the rest of the series soaring over the city like a magical Osama Bin Laden" XD (4:10)
(4:13) *_"..soaring over the city like a magical Osama bin Laden"_*
Brilliant.
"From my point of view the Jedi are evil!"
Ew!
"I thought about her every day for the last 10 years!"
"The"
What about any movie that has antagionists that just decide they hate the protagionist and will go out of their way to bully them just because they dont like their face or something? They must live seriously depressing lives if they are that obsessed with bullying some random person. It's just extremely lazy writing.
+Willem Verheij Or perhaps realistic psychology, such as xenophobia, fear of strangers, foreigners, minorities, or eccentric people.
Darla Lathan That would only make the story of those bullies even more interesting.
+Willem Verheij, holy shit. That kind of sounds like the entire Sonic the Hedgehog story and why Eggman wants to destroy Sonic.
And The Atom Smashes Indeed, and Kingdom of Heaven pretty much has the same story. I'm starting to see that movie more as a comedy since its so silly that Guy randomly decides to hate Balian.
+The Onyx Eclipse Sonic's story is a little more clear in the comics. Mobius is earth in the future and there's talking animals. Egg Man is a brilliant scientist and also a communist or some kind of oppressive ruler who betrays the king and takes over. Sonic, being a teenage rebel with a need for speed decides to fight the man and overthrow the literal and figurative oppressive machines. That and he plays guitar and eats chili dogs.
I never could've imagined an exploding bowl of beans in a microwave would be an analogy used for a time paradox. Thank you, Daniel for adding that to my life and making it that much better.
I like this because he talks.
Bill and Ted's Exclellent Adventure
+evrbody It's not even the one with Death and Station...
+DrRawley "Dey melvined me."
Tom Leonard
You sunk my battleship.
+evrbody Relax. The actual tagline for the movie when it came was "History is about to be rewritten by two guys who can't spell".
😂😂😂😂😂 actual tears man.... "if you or someone you know is turning into just this one guy please call and tell the government.... why. 😂😂😂😂
But you missed Beauty and the Beast, the story of the town hero that goes on an epic journey to rescue the town beauty from a terrible monster. Only to end up getting murdered.
Beauty and the Beast was a purposeful subversion of the traditional disney story.
He talks about it in an after hours episode.
7:28 Spellchecker is your friend, my most exclellent one.
+Grainne Mhaol Rofl!! How the hell did you notice that? Unless you went back to read it because it went by to fast.... Either way... good catch lol
+Grainne Mhaol It was a well thought out elnglilsh paper!
+Grainne Mhaol I noticed that too and then had to go back and double check - it is funny what your brain will pick up on, even for a split second. We observe a lot more than we realise and then our brain processes what it thinks is most important through the quickest. Obviously language is important to your brain.
I have a background in linguistics, which is probably why I'm a bit obsessive about spelling. Or perhaps it's because I'm a wee bit too in love with Bill and Ted movies.
+Vonnis True, I did not realize. I withdraw my comment.
Okay, you've just torqued my view of Vulcan-Human relations. Thanks, dude.
Serai3 well in the Enterprise show they seem to regard the humans as dogs haha
"Bye Steve. F*** the weather.." I died XD
"Open your mouth for me, Internet!"
I have no problem with this
Be excellent to each other.
+SuperAtheist Party on, dude!
+SuperAtheist So, what do you think?
+DorfenThomas
think about what?
+SuperAtheist You mean exclellent
Ted, philosiphise with him!!
It would have been too controversial for the 80s, but I wish Bill and Ted had stopped off at Moses on the mountain. Moses looks up, sees sunlight glinting off the chrome of the phone booth that creates what he thinks is a holy light, and he begs them for commandments to bring to the masses. Bill looks at Ted and they grin. Cut to Moses bringing down two stone tablets, onto which are carved the two commandments...
+Pokerface Commandment 1: Be excellent to each other.
What would be the second one?
Chris S. PARTY ON, DUDES!
Pokerface
Yes! Those are two rules to live by right there.
+Pokerface Yeah but if they'd done that then the world of the future would already be a perfect utopia. :D
+Pokerface Too controversial for the 80s? Ever hear of Mel Brooks "The History of the World, Part One"?
isn't spock only half vulcan? I would assume he'd age closer to humans and live only half as longer than a normal human.
thats irrelevant. there is no difference in the life span of full Vulcan or half vulcan. the Leonard nemoy Spock in the new star trek movies came from 129 years in the 2009 star trek future. the young Spock in that is 30 years old so the old Spock in that one would be about 159 years old. vulcans can life 200 years or more. so there shouldn't be a big difference between half vulcans and full vulcan life spans if any at all being they are so technologically advanced
Well I thought it was a more biological longevity, but if its technological then I suppose as you say it doesn't matter.
Selvokaz who is to say it can't be both.
It is Resolved, Watch ST:Beyond
Cleopatra7Philopator would be better if you just told us and cited Beyong
"theres no coversation that wouldnt end like a bowl of beans in a microwave" killed me.
So crates. Haha!
Lol, same! I just paused, thinking, "what?" Never heard it pronounced like that.
+Captain Something You've never seen the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure then.
+HowdyDuty4 actually no I haven't, but if it's a reference then that makes sense.
+Captain Something Yeah, you haven't seen Bill and Ted have you? They pronounce it like that because they're thick as shit.
+jedirulz123 I don't how they'd keep straight faces while doing that. I laughed when Daniel said it.
When I was a teenager I totally would have joined the foot clan...
+Warriorsatheart True, even if you think the leader is batshit crazy, you're getting free Karate skills.
When shit goes south just leave and if they come after you for betrayal, pull a Batman Begins on them.
+Warriorsatheart i agree , also ninjutsu...sick!
+BJ Vynz bro ....bro ...that is bloody genius , i also thought the same thing btw.
Maybe those guards Neo kills are just NPCs and not connected to actual people. In most online games, you have avatars controlled by real people, but there are also NPC guards all over the place. It's possible those guards respawn as soon as Neo leaves the room.
Morpheus: "Remember, if they don't have a name floating over their health bar, cap 'em!!"
Some people would love to delude themselves with that thought process, good on you!
Nah they were humans. Same for the cops Trinity kills at the start of the movie, when she could have easily disabled them.
Regular slobs, just like you were, that you have to kill, before they become evil Agent Smiths and kill you. Sucks to be a regular slob in the Matrix on both sides of the fence.
Even if they were, how would he know?
It makes me sad to see that the So-crates joke/reference went over so many people's heads. :(
This is by far my favorite Cracked segment
Title card says 5 movies but the TH-cam title says 4...
Did you just analyse the historical and scientific inaccuracies of...Bill and Ted? Seriously, did you just do that? Did you just go there?
i love this guy. He reminds me of Alternate Universe TV on Rick and Morty.
I know people love Swaim but i'm a Dan man myself.
Darn, I know you never talk about what you hint at at the end, which saddens me because I'd love a mermaid episode!
+PetLoverSpy M. Cute mermaids, sexy mermaids, TERRIFYING mermaids. Mermaids that don't care about humanity, mermaids that rescue humans from drowning, mermaids that make it their life purpose to drown humans, and mermaids that sell coffee.
There really is a full episode sittin in there!
It would probably end up being more of The Little Mermaid.
+Sonya Steadman "sexy" mermaids whose lower halves contain the fishy reproductive parts, not human ones.
Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, mythology, Starbucks, and, yeah, The Little Mermaid.
Sexy enough to lure sailors to their deaths, man.
Sexy doesn't mean fucking would be a good idea or even fun. A truth that applies to sexy humans as well.
Sonya Steadman YES. The sheer amount of variation that exists would be amazing!
“I don’t have any opinions about turtles” man whoever got together to write this one deserve a raise. I’m almost in tears
Congratulations cracked, you've mastered the art of making your videos seem way more important and entertaining than they actually are. I'm going to keep watching these, but i hope you know i'm onto you.
So-crates? wha? that's SOK-RAT-EEZ to you, buddy.
In the movie, they mispronounce Socrates' name, so this guy is just gagging here in reference to the movie. Remember what he said? There's TOO MUCH to explain...
You have the syllables wrong... although you probably don't care, seeing as you came here to correct someone, not be right.
You.....you haven't seen Bill & Ted?
Sigmund Frood
of course if time is a predestined loop the first half of your argument is invalid. If they learned something they shouldn't have it's clearly fine, because it happened. If Billy the kid learned he died at 23, he's still gonna die at 23, whatever happens
+Sam Wilson Which means he either died despite the future knowledge, or possibly because of it. A common trope used is that because you know that you die a certain way, you maneuver to avoid it, but all that maneuvering ends up being the thing that gets you killed. Thus, Bill and Ted killed Joan, Billy, Lincoln, etc.
+Hunterofthedusk I don't know... knowing you were supposed to be killed in a theater would kinda make it an easy fate to avoid, wouldn't it?
+Nabiya Ri Depends on what is showing.
+Nabiya Ri Also depends on whether you were originally assassinated in a theater. For all we know, all this time travelling gave Lincoln encouragement that the Civil War was the right thing to do. Perhaps if Bill and Ted didn't kidnap him, he never would have committed Union forces to attack the South in the first place.
John-Michael Gariepy also an interesting theory :)
"The species equivalent of that excitable, humping, reactionary beast that barks at a strong wind"
^The single greatest summary of William Shatner's Kirk that I have ever read.
nothing is more horrifying than the npcs perspective of a half life 2 speedrun.
What about Star wars? People happily living their lives watching their government constantly getting attacked by rebels?
And their equivalent of the International Space Station (on waaay bigger) gets blown up...twice.
PongoXBongo blown up with all of their leaders inside, mass hysteria is ensured after those rebel shenanigans
The Death Star wasn’t just a space station, though - it was a government office building. I think it’s more equivalent to an attack on Parliament or the Pentagon (or maybe the 1943 attack on Pearl Harbor). But imagine if the Pentagon had a surface area greater that New York City.
If someone attacked the ISS, it would be a tragedy, but ultimately astronauts are just ... figureheads. The government would recover. The employees on the Death Star are essential workers.
The Matrix issues you mentioned cracked me up because it's true and i always thought about the same things too.
The bit about Neo and Agent Smith kills me every time. Excellent dead-pan comedy there.
that guy is so crates.
Wait, so when Alex keeps dying in his videos and his lifespan gets listed as 2002-2015, Cracked is really just telling us that he's the office dog?
...I'm surprisingly okay with this.
Neo is magical Osama Bin Ladin!!! I can never watch the matrix without laughing hysterically again! yesh
The average human in the star trek universe lives to 120 with some, Dr. Mcoy for example, lived to be like 137. So a Vulcan lifespan isn't that far off from a human.
The dog analogy is less accurate though.
lets not even get into the fact that comparing a dog/pet relationship to humans and an alien civilization communicating is super off. Just because they live longer doesn't mean they simply don't understand that they're pretty much our intellectual equals and we arguable have a stronger in military force... We don't go to war with our dogs or have pacts and building ships with them.
Stan GreyJoy they do take dogs to war.
Watch the end of the more recent Aladdin movie. Dan intentionally withholds information to further his points. I mean it's fine because this is comedy, but you can't base a logical argument on just what he's saying. Or yes do that. There are an infinite number of parallel truths going on here. Screw it
one of the best written shows I've ever seen on youtube.
He slays me with this shit
I like how David's new book is subtly placed on the table.
"Hello? Is this everyone? This is Dan"
Surprised he got through. Calling everyone would include calling himself, so he should just get a busy signal.
Yea, but the thing youre forgetting about the matrix is that Morpheus's first lesson for Neo was "If you arent one of us, you're one of them" meaning he has to assume that any one of those "innocent humans" is a potential agent. Gunning down all those people isn't really bad because anyone still plugged into the matrix is basically an agents body to snatch.
+blacktee31 still innocent people caught in the crossfire
Samuel Pérez García Did you read my post, friend? Every person that they havent converted is a potential agent, EVERY SINGLE ONE. That was his FIRST LESSON. There's no such thing as innocent, you'd have to be talkin babies, children, and elderly for me to really care about this fictional world. Security guards are actually in danger of terrorists doing that for real. So shouldnt they be aware of any life threatening risks?
blacktee31 I did read your post. What's even better, I have seen the Matrix and know exactly what Morpheus was saying.
Neo did what he had to do.
He still killed innocent people.
Samuel Pérez García I dont consider them innocent. We know nothing about those people, babies are innocent, children even, security guards? To call them innocent takes a leap in logic because we know nothing about their background. They're just blank faces.
blacktee31 by "innocent" I don't mean sinless, ffs lol!!!
My biggest problem with the Matrix why don't they just imagine some badass futuristic nonlethal weapons in the computer world Clearly they can use whatever gun and vehicle they want, (a minigun armed helicopter,) so why can't they just load their virtual guns with some nonlethal bullets. Hell there from the future so they probably have some pretty advance nonlethal weapons or if they insist on killing people they certainly have future weapons more lethal than anything from the simulation 90s had access to.
I was on another tab and "so crates" actually made me cringe, I really hope it was some joke I didn't get.
+TreSneaky Lol, don't worry. It is in fact a joke you didn't get.
+TreSneaky
You seriously need to watch _Bill & Ted_.
Serai3 ah I've seen it, forgot the reference, thanks.
TreSneaky
Party on, dude!
Funny thing with Lincoln is he very easily could have 100% known about his assassination due to his numerous nightmares and premonitions, which could be explained as him coping with Bill and Ted's intrusion
Cypher from the first Matrix movie was right.
Did he say "So-Crates" instead of socrates?
Donald it's a reference to bill and ted
Donald I used to pronounce it so-crates until I took the i production to politics class.
It was a reference, not a mistake
yeah, bill and Ted call him so-crates
Matrix section was the best part. Keep up the good work Dan.
+Joshua Moody The Matrix can re-adjust the memories of the people attached to it. Which means the survivors of Neo's rampages won't remember a thing about it. And if Neo killed your best friend the matrix would adjust your memory, too, so you wouldn't remember ever having a best friend in the first place. But I give you, those whom they kill are dead and stay that way.
Just watched the whole back catalogue of OCPD and then some, and subscribed off the back of it. Have to say, your writing and timing (the whole team really) is very good. Hope you make more of these.
"Soaring through the skies like a magical Osama Bin Ladin"... YES.
well Kirk was Spock's t'hy'la and they both considered their relationship to be the most important one so the terrifying aspect isn't that he lost 'a dog' it's that he lost the other half of his soul and spend most of his life without that part of himself.
I lost it at "soaring over the city like a magical Osama Bin Laden!" LMAO
I always wondered what police think about the Bourne movies. For the most part they are two hours of honest cops being sent to deal with public disturbances and having their arms and legs broken.
it's not often i feel the impulse to press the 'like' button in just the first few sentence of a video, but it keeps happening with Daniel's movie reviews. Good stuff :)
this video is so funny. I laughed so much I'm crying
Don't get out often, hey?
+GoldiRock Records founded the Canadian.
LMAO! That matrix bit was hilarious
NIGHT of the FUCKING LIMO DRIVERS!!! I died.
awesome presenting man love the work you funny bugger. had me in stitches with ur rant on the matrix. look forward to seeing those other videos with you in em you mentioned.
When I realized that this was an OPCD video, my brain wanted to automatically like it... and throughout the video I kept wanting to like it again and again and again...
This show is my favourite thing on youtube I think...
I love absolutely everything about it: shifts my perspective on things, I feel like I learn new things and keep smiling and sometimes bursting out in laughter throughout the video... *sigh*
Great great job!
So mermaids. Are we talking top half or bottom half fish? lol
+Chris Hall Left half fish.
+Josh Fox Much better than left hand shark
Judging from a quick glance through this comment section I conclude that the normal population has just as many people, who are overly obsessed with what they perceive as correct pronounciation, as what is referred to as anime fandom.
She just wanted to give her an apple. But no, her seven guardians HAD to kill her!
Another great OPCD. Keep up the good work, Daniel!
You have a wonderful comedic delivery.
Ican't ... understandawordhesays ... mightbebecausehetalksreallyquickly .. t h e n s l o w l y ... thenreallyquicklyagain
Very awkward
Try CC
Not even a mention of how the Matrix is terrifying through Agent Smith's eyes? Now that I think about it, it's kinda like Planet of the Apes from Agent Smith's perspective.
"If you're sad that the video's not on anymore you can watch it again ... Never stop watching the videos."
I am, endplate. I am.
um, actually.....Agent A.Smith was the One
So is it 4 or 5?
Just discovered you...and I think I love you...awesome show!
All we are is dust in the wind dude.
Dust.
Wind.
Dude. ->
Keanu Reeves is outta control!
Magical Bin Laden LOL
pacquiao is the best
Love these episodes, keep them coming.
“What is important is for the villain to be the hero of his own story.” Creating Conflict: How to Write Adversaries Good (Bad) Enough to Bring Out Your Hero’s Best by Richard Lovett, Analog, January/February 2016.
is the awkwardness faked or genuine?
+UnbelievablyGauche why not both?
sew-crates? jfc man it's pronounced "SOCK-RAT-TEES"
wow nothing gets by you
Tony Perri but bill and Ted pronounced it sew-crates in the movie
IBMDETROIT didnt know that lol
yeah man watch the gd movie. also, there aren't any rats or T-shirts involved with the phonetic pronunciation here.
Nice video but, is that Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits on his desk by chance, I skipped the start to get to the actual theories so I'm not sure if he brought it up
When you called everyone my phone actually rang. I have never been this freaked out in my life.
"so crates"
I wonder if it's possible for a human to talk any faster. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has to re-watch this several times to understand the commentary
Christopher Bedford I think Ben Shapiro has him beat.
"Like a magical Osama bin Laden." I love it! Perfect description of Neo flying around in the Matrix sequels!
Wait The Matrix sounds an awful lot like the made for PBS movie based on a book, "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" starring the late, great Raul Julia.
Leather clad flying Osama Bin Laden lol!
Soc-Rat-Ees
so you've never watched bill and ted then? Joke in the movie as they don't know how to pronounce it
Americans generally seem to like saying So-crates.
No, we don't.
If he'd also said "Sigmund Frood," I'd be far more inclined to believe he was just joking.
That's so crates,
1:47 I missed that lesson growing up. I still get teary thinking about the bearded dragon I had in high school but don't even know more than 4 of my 20+ cousins' names.
What is that book on his desk? I can't quite make it out.
you trained your dog to live forever too ?
ITS A FLYING OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!!
Yes, Neo is the techno 2..3? whatever, coming of Jesus.
Actually human life-spans are longer in Star Trek as well, presumably due to technological advancements. Dr. McCoy shows up in the first episode of the next generation at which point he would have been 137 years old. So yeah, Vulcans still live longer, but no quite to the human vs dog level.
ntm4 true. Plus picard is about 237 in an EU Novel
This was great! I especially loved what you said about Neo in the Matrix, lol.