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"Please don't cut to a black contestant by the way. Who am I kidding, there's no black contestants on the bachelor it's ABC, wooo!" oh god this made me die
May 2019 and was scrolling thru comments thinking the same damn thing lol I LOVE David Spade!!! TH-cam also just recommended a Funny or Die skit with Spade and Chris Farleys brother about getting catfished. It's worth a search 😃 you're welcome
Only David Spade could say to an old lady "I'm going to jizz on you" and make it work. The whole thing was great. P.S. I ashamedly watched the actual Bachelor episode where the shots of all the women were taken from........and all the others too.
Cherry Godiva thanks for the warning. this is not going to end well for me. we all understand this right?! i could seriously lose my life over this bs. so i spend my days laughing or crying. lets speed this shit up. maybe. cuz ive already made up my mind. i will stay poor but rich forever thanks to the most amazing man who ever walked the face of this earth. i have the truth on my side. its worth it people. it truly is worth it.
But you got to admit he's damn good as voice actor plus those scripts minus the ones with Chris Farley are the issue. Wish disney made him their deadpool
Maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on TH-cam. I have watched this 30 times and I laugh just as hard every time.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE EMPEROR KUCUZCO
APPRECIATE HAN SANGHYUK OMG YES!
Let me guess.. you have a great personality
David Spade. Thank God.
"Please don't cut to a black contestant by the way. Who am I kidding, there's no black contestants on the bachelor it's ABC, wooo!" oh god this made me die
Three years old???
Why in the hell have I never seen this???
And how in the hell does it not have a billion views???
nekkidtuber watching in 2018 and wondering the same 😃
May 2019 and was scrolling thru comments thinking the same damn thing lol I LOVE David Spade!!! TH-cam also just recommended a Funny or Die skit with Spade and Chris Farleys brother about getting catfished. It's worth a search 😃 you're welcome
I was cracking up the whole time but I lost it when he said Toyota fuckathon xD
I can watch this over and over again! Great laughs!
This is the probably the funniest parody I've ever seen.
I love this so much lol. He totally watches The Bachelor, he constantly tweets about it. Reason no. 450 why I heart David Spade. Keep on keepin on.
Joanna R z
Best Bachelor Show ever! They should actually make this. Spade is hilarious and perfect, as usual. I bet the ratings would be insane.
They have done it. Is called "Burning Love" with Dan Marino, and is indeed hilarious. Look for it in TH-cam.
Pablo Podhorzer Ken Marino
My sentiments exactly.
Junk in the face had me howling
“Boxer ears” 😆
🤣 *Yes! Too many hilarious lines to choose from; but, if I had to, "junk in the face" would probably be it.* 🤣
This girl knows what I'm talking about
"Junk in the trunk... Junk in the face..." LMAO I would watch this show.
I'm probably 30% off. Amazing.
I would watch the show if it was like this, love it!
*It's not?* 😆
Only David Spade could say to an old lady "I'm going to jizz on you" and make it work. The whole thing was great.
P.S. I ashamedly watched the actual Bachelor episode where the shots of all the women were taken from........and all the others too.
Perhaps the best Funny Or DIe video I've ever seen
Never. Gets. Old.
if this is what the real bachelor was like i would never miss a episode
This get's funnier the more you watch it.
Junk in the face 😂
Dang that was freakin hilarious 🤣 😂
David Spade is fucking hilarious
Junk in the trunk...junk in the face... lmao!!!...
Nice. This is one of the better Funny or Die videos.
"No prizes for being a prude here."
OMG lmao only david spade could do this
The DeVry girls 🤣🤣🤣
when he says "wonky boob job...boxer ears" he almost cracks it's really funny to watch.
:-) I love David Spade. Tellin it like it issss.... :-)
Cherry Godiva thanks for the warning. this is not going to end well for me. we all understand this right?! i could seriously lose my life over this bs. so i spend my days laughing or crying. lets speed this shit up. maybe. cuz ive already made up my mind. i will stay poor but rich forever thanks to the most amazing man who ever walked the face of this earth. i have the truth on my side. its worth it people. it truly is worth it.
JMagdalenaCLove Nname N what the fuck?
JMagdalenaCLove Nname N
you couldn’t help yourself but ruin it. Look back 2 years lolz
Ask yourself.. Was is worth it? 🤦🏽♂️
this is hilarious
Keepin it real
And now he is going to host BIP!
This is perfect! Great job Dave!
Yes!!! That was the best.. Love David Spade!!! 😂😂
David Spade for Emperor.
(Please tell me we're actually doing this vote)
Too good! And accurate! I
The 15 people who disliked the video were the 15 girls in the show.
Lmao David spade is amazing I don't get why people hate on him.
Make this a series
At 0:23 from MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT
this might be the funniest funny or die video i have ever seen
genius editing
Could you imagine Spade as the President? You can actually call him Emperor Kuzco.
Finally Funny or die lives up to Funny.
Now THIS was Funny. So refreshing to finally see something funny from funny or die.
Now THIS is the 'Funny or Die' we want. You know.. actually funny.
Prophetic.
Brilliant!
Omg...check your contract 😂😂😂😂☠️
this is why I love FunnyOrDie.
If I close my eyes all I hear is Kuzco.
I'm laughing so hard!
That was great... pure comedy
HA HA HA!! TRUTH!!! I LIKE THE TRUTH!!!
YES!!! Best video in a while. NICE WORK!!!
spot on
Amazing!
Imagine David spade goes on the bachelor as the bachelor that would write itself lol. No filter no pc crap! Id be so happy
Please someone do a react of this
Funny as hell.
Best video in a while!
Funny af
David Spade is great
i would honestly watch this
He is a much better comedian than actor...
But you got to admit he's damn good as voice actor plus those scripts minus the ones with Chris Farley are the issue.
Wish disney made him their deadpool
lol@@timothyloayza6789
lol junk in the face
Pretty sure one of those chicks used to work in my dentist's office.
best yet
sorry , I thought this was a real episode , then I realize it's only a realistic parody of a real episode.
Lol "probably 30% off"
Junk in the Face, too funny!
"Toyota fuckathon" gets me evey time
yes
That sums up the bachelor
Funniest shit ever
2022😂😂
I guess this is just a condensed version of what men think of women.
Best video so far!!!! hahahaha
Best Video Eveeeeerrr!! *trollolol face*
I want this to be a real show
THE TRUTH HURTS!!
When is TH-cam having a react video from this one?
awesome
He looks like Ken burns. LOL!
x100...
R.I.P Chris Farey
Fukn brilliant
The guy at the end sounded like the house hold hacker
😂🤣 *No such thing as date rape here.....(check your contract)* 🤣😂
this was just really good television
have you seen it..?
I love David Spade but this might of been the funniest shit he ever did.
"A little junk in the face." I wonder if the woman shown when he says that ever saw this. She's be humiliated.
10/10 would watch
Love this
IAMFrances Webber oh hello sir. How is u today. I love you so much
Let me just speak for everyone... "HAHAHAHAHHA YES I LOVE DAVID SPADE"
I would watch the show if it were like this
Cruel but necessary.
more of this
I love it
not because i wanted too