"Good thing he wore his tactical Cosby sweater." "Please take this moment seriously even though he looks like he blew up in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon."
Peyton Manning was the biggest. Though at the start when shaving a detected a hint of pathetic version of Nick Cage...scratch that, a more pathetic version of Nick Cage.
Edgewood always makes movies that are just functional. A basic kitchen appliance with no bells or whistles. All the basic elements are there but every moment is done in the most basic, unimpressive fashion. It's not hurting anyone, and no one really cares.
That guy does look a little like Peyton Manning, but he really looks like the love child of an unholy union of Peyton Manning, Ben Gazzara, and Robert Englund. In equal measure.
@@Jarumo76So their pick for live action Leisure Suit Larry is Alternate Universe Jim Belushi/Alternate Universe Peyton Manning? Man...I REALLY don't know a THING about the Leisure Suit Larry series...
12:36 I love the cardboard window frame. Just something about the insanely huge explosion that would have killed everything within a 200 yard radius gets me laughing uncontrollably every time.
All the references to the "boys"/"young men" who attacked him just reminds me of all the lines about Buzz the Icky Elf from "Girl in Gold Boots" and how 'young' he was supposed to be ("He's just a child!").
I agree. They’re not even bad, just…efficiency-minded. They’re not unprofessional, just limited in execution by budget. He’s kept his company in business for decades, and that means something.
An actual assassin wouldn’t have gone for the explosion as plan A. It’s hard to plausibly deny an explosion, especially one coming from something which cannot usually explode, like a cake. Not to mention all the innocent collateral damage (beyond the random kids). Agent 47 would have made him choke on the cake somehow.
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I am glad that Chile has not sued Texas for flag design infringement. It nearly made me think that the set designers threw a random flag up and hoped nobody would notice.
I get the feeling that Don Mogavero came into a sum of money around 1995, spent all of it on his 3 movies, and then went back to his previous life in 1998.
When I saw the Chilean flag behind the gah-vernment official, I thought, "He's President of Texas?" Then I remembered, "Oh, right. That's Chile's flag." Normally this could be an honest mistake, but...I was born, raised, and live in Texas. Shame.
I'm guessing "Those unemployed adult males having a group midlife crisis are bad news," was too long a line. Or the screenwriter wasn't up to writing it. Or something.
Ha! Yeah that's actually Nick Miller's much younger (as they imply) and much intelligent brother Hank Miller, who also sides with the evil Bob Creepy who is the Brother Bob Evil from Time Chasers! "We're all connected you fool! You, me, Nipsey Russell, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Chesty Morgan!"
My “close relative”wears the exact jeans in this movie (because he weighs the same as he did in 1996 and has always owed 45 pairs of them. Yes he really has 45 perfectly useable pairs), tucks in his “midlife crisis motorcycle brand” t shirt and wears New Balance tennis shoes.
I KEEP seeing Peyton Manning in this...either I've watched too much football or too many bad movies. And 7:31 Just saw Tom Brady! 🤣 The doberman at 11:35 was cute tho. "Nice doggy."
So they set off a bomb in *front* of the building... which blows the first story of the building *forward*... and the upper story... just collapses onto the first story? Maybe that guy should be making simulations for those Loose Change people.
One of my favorite RiffTrax. There's just so much to work with.
"I don't want revenge, I want retribution."
So, revenge, then.
They can afford those explosions and helicopters but they couldn't afford a lead who doesn't look and run and act like Homer Simpson?
Tonight on Mythbusters!
This ENTIRE movie..
"Good thing he wore his tactical Cosby sweater."
"Please take this moment seriously even though he looks like he blew up in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon."
Chef Boy Ardee + Jim Belushi + Phil Collins = lead actor. It’s a whole vibe 😂
Peyton Manning 😂
Peyton Manning was the biggest.
Though at the start when shaving a detected a hint of pathetic version of Nick Cage...scratch that, a more pathetic version of Nick Cage.
I love those riffs that you forget about... and "Tactical Cosby Sweater" gets me every time. lol
From Castleton to flying in time machines to meager construction worker/chain wielding thug.......our butt chin hero has fallen on hard times
Edgewood always makes movies that are just functional. A basic kitchen appliance with no bells or whistles. All the basic elements are there but every moment is done in the most basic, unimpressive fashion. It's not hurting anyone, and no one really cares.
MariktheGunslinger
Whatever, Castleton snob.
They're the Days Inn of movies.
That guy does look a little like Peyton Manning, but he really looks like the love child of an unholy union of Peyton Manning, Ben Gazzara, and Robert Englund. In equal measure.
If they were to ever make a Leisure Suit Larry live action film, they’ve found their man.
Holy shit, you're right !
@@Jarumo76So their pick for live action Leisure Suit Larry is Alternate Universe Jim Belushi/Alternate Universe Peyton Manning? Man...I REALLY don't know a THING about the Leisure Suit Larry series...
This guy is the ultimate combination of Uncle Larry from Perfect Strangers and Peyton Manning
How can this guy have a mullet while simultaneously being bald?
Skullet.
I feel like the "hero" needs a castleton t shirt
He can just borrow it from Nick at 10:35
They DEFINITELY went to the same school ...
Do they make shirts like that for men, too?
I would suggest a mullet too, but...
Such a Melbourne snob thing to say ..
"Please take this moment seriously, even though he looks like he blew up in an 'Itchy and Scratchy' cartoon." 😹
12:36 I love the cardboard window frame. Just something about the insanely huge explosion that would have killed everything within a 200 yard radius gets me laughing uncontrollably every time.
The whole sequence had me laughing to the point my stomach hurt
"Tonight on Mythbusters: Every single thing that just happened!"
@@fantastopotomusz oz d
"I'm a foreigner!! Mama Mia! Sac le bleu!!" 😂😂😂 I'm dying!!!
“Hey idiot, you forgot your room key”
“Now, it’s a birthday car”
“And I love handsome pool cleaner daddy, too”
“Come on in, grab a chain...let’s fight”
“If only there were land for lease”
“It’s a shame”
All the references to the "boys"/"young men" who attacked him just reminds me of all the lines about Buzz the Icky Elf from "Girl in Gold Boots" and how 'young' he was supposed to be ("He's just a child!").
Well I guess teleporting might be a sign of youthfulness, so he's got that going for him.
While we're on the subject, I have to ask, do they make that shirt for men?
I've watched this 20 times. Jeezus it is hilarious
I love the guy who still paid before the city destroying bomb was ticking down to 0.
@@theHardyMonster1984 I didn't realize that. Omg, and of course the riff that goes along with it.
"As a government official, I hate the government!"
Master Imaginariumdooblepopper I believe it’s pronounced “gah-vernment”
The revolution will not be televised, it will…. go direct to video. LOL, one of my favorite riffs ever.
"There is a part of you that is very ugly."
"A _PART?"_
I think it's called a 'face' =)
Mike's inflection kills me every time.
11:24 : "Then put a Commodore computer in your airplane and go back to 1776. Thanks, champ!"
ROTFL, God I love these guys ;D
Time Chasers reference, now back to our timeline so we can enjoy this joke again!! ♡🤪
To their credit. at 12:10 the _ARE_ using a Commodore computer ;D. An Amiga to be slightly more specific.
I lost it at the Nationwide joke
"I just gave this guy my gun!"
I just laughed real hard. I may have hurt something
Gotta love that new car smell...
Free of the heavy hand of free gaaaaverment !
I have a weak spot for Giancola's films. They're charming in a way that is rare for Rifftrax/MST3K films.
I agree. They’re not even bad, just…efficiency-minded. They’re not unprofessional, just limited in execution by budget. He’s kept his company in business for decades, and that means something.
An actual assassin wouldn’t have gone for the explosion as plan A. It’s hard to plausibly deny an explosion, especially one coming from something which cannot usually explode, like a cake. Not to mention all the innocent collateral damage (beyond the random kids). Agent 47 would have made him choke on the cake somehow.
Or thrown a fish/briefcase
(sinister 47 voice) "It's my first day."
You said it: an "actual assassin".... which this guy is definitely NOT.
Congratulations, Michael Tarantino from Time Chasers. You're no longer the least believable action hero in cinema.
Now hold on... maybe they can split the title.
Payton Manning is a nice guy. I'm sure he'd be willing to share the title.
@horaciosi What about 'porn-stache guy' from Dark Future? :D
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@Alec Tony instablaster ;)
Now legally is an employer allowed to ask "do they make that shirt for men, too?" lololol
The Billy Jean joke was worth everything.
I am glad that Chile has not sued Texas for flag design infringement. It nearly made me think that the set designers threw a random flag up and hoped nobody would notice.
4:07 "DOES ANYBODY NEED A REFILL?!" 🤣
I think a movie called, "Pleasure Point", would have made for a much more interesting watch (if it existed).
I like the Mike riffs that break Kevin and Bill like the Itchy and Scratchy joke.
Tonight on Myth Busters every single thing that just happened. Lol
"Oh, mirror, don't remind him! He's been through enough!" ROFL
“She-boy?! Does he think he’s from Thailand?
👀😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️
“Do they make that shirt for men too?
This sick burn brought to you by Budweiser. 🤣
The king of beers!
Steve Railsback must have really needed the money.
You know this guy produced and directed the movie himself. Because no one thinks of Nerdy Phil Collins as an action hero.
It actually seems like it was shot well.
I get the feeling that Don Mogavero came into a sum of money around 1995, spent all of it on his 3 movies, and then went back to his previous life in 1998.
This movie puts the Bourne movies to shame
Seriously, did they just run out of guys to cast for the lead and pick the passing janitor?
Anynom The lead wrote the script!
Uhhhh.....
That's Custodial Engineer to you, thank you VERY much. Lol
@@willtheangrydudeist9120 Dude, it's a Sanitorial Artist.
You're worried about that while I'm wondering what they were thinking when casting "those boys."
@@willtheangrydudeist9120 "Personal Environmental Microbiome Manager"
"Clown head"....a seriously juvenile insult, while being accurate and funny as hell.
9:43...”Oh and officer, will you tell me where the hospital is...I seem to have a six pack lodged on my fist!”
"Grab a chain; let's fight."
Is Billie Jean your lover? I literally laughed out loud! Wiley Schmitt I'm binging all of your Rifftrax. Thanks!!!
So he went to the "Geronimo of Final Justice" school of getting policewomen to commit professional suicide by helping him.
Oh man, we need a life size cardboard cut out of our hero at 15:38
10:21 And look where a Liberal Arts degree from Castleton gets you.
Gotta love the piano in that action chase across the lawn. Straight outta The Room.
IMO,the African American woman who was in Passenger 57(with Wesley Snipes) needs to fire her agent for even submitting her for this ........ THIS?!?!
The gah-ver-ment!
"Mama mia, sacre bleu!"
I know why his wife divorced him, she had to go off and get married to Michael Garabaldi on Babylon 5.
Escaped con checks into a motel in his orange jumpsuit...hokay.
that would still make him the LEAST suspicious-looking guy to ever check into a rural motel
"Oh, mirror. Come on. Don't remind him." LOL Why does sarcasm feel so good?
Especially with this guy.
"All the best heroes wear mom jeans."
I have to disagree with the guys. The lead looks more as if Bill Murray and Phil Collins had a child... and dropped him on his face repeatedly.
Frankly, I was surprised to find out that the "star" of the movie wasn't Larry Linville's son.
I think he looks more like Robert Englund.
and on purpose.
There’s definitely some Jim Belushi in there.
I thought it was Belushi
When I saw the Chilean flag behind the gah-vernment official, I thought, "He's President of Texas?" Then I remembered, "Oh, right. That's Chile's flag." Normally this could be an honest mistake, but...I was born, raised, and live in Texas. Shame.
Captain Bud Sturguess same dude, fucking same
That trio were in their early forties and older than the female cop- why does she keep calling them young and boys as though they're sixteen?
Bad casting
You wouldn't know it but they did just graduate high school...after about ten years
I'm guessing "Those unemployed adult males having a group midlife crisis are bad news," was too long a line. Or the screenwriter wasn't up to writing it. Or something.
@@ralicea4291 Oh no, they work for the discount Bond villain, remember.
@@NateSeanDiscount Bond Villain's Poorer Twin Brother.
Mama Mia, Sacre bleu
Jack Reacher + Roadhouse + any Steven Seagal movie + any Charles Bronson movie = Pressure Point.
- any actors remotely near even D-list.
6:30 Ah, I see Peter Harrington was promoted from his job getting shot in Time Chasers to his new job getting shot in Pressure Point.
Tonight on myth busters 😂
8:32
I bet the writer thought that was so clever.
EDIT: If you don't know "Just for the taste of it" was a slogan used for Diet Coke in the late 80s.
Yup I immediately though of coke when he said it...I'm old.
@@madamx7422 Right there with ya, buddy
9:07 I had to google Veronica Lake. After reading a little about her, I realize how great that comment is.
Larry Fine, action hero!
This movie could really benefit from the addition of Asahi Guy from Radical Jack. 😂
On second viewing I also think John DeHart from "GetEven" should team up with this guy and Neil Breen to make the greatest film ever made.
17:32 Female cop shoots the lock off of the truck carrying the super bomb.
what kind of total idiot would get into a fight while being an escaped felon? Jesus...
This was before Peyton Manning retired. He really wanted to take this role so he faked a neck injury.
Hmm. So Sebastian just runs around the latter part of the film looking like a hobo?
But I do have to ask, do they make that shirt he's wearing for men, or just uglier/Alternate Universe Jim Belushi/Peyton Manning?
Hey, I went to Castleton with one of those bullies.
Ha! Yeah that's actually Nick Miller's much younger (as they imply) and much intelligent brother Hank Miller, who also sides with the evil Bob Creepy who is the Brother Bob Evil from Time Chasers! "We're all connected you fool! You, me, Nipsey Russell, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Chesty Morgan!"
Mix-Master Murphy You must be a very young man.
Of course you did you Castleton snob
Who are you trying to kid, you never went to Castleton.
For Castleton!
1:49 Senator Lindsey Graham, in a role that will surprise you.
My absolute favourite line in this is: "And this is how he earned the nickname 'The Greg Louganis of Garbage'".
My “close relative”wears the exact jeans in this movie (because he weighs the same as he did in 1996 and has always owed 45 pairs of them. Yes he really has 45 perfectly useable pairs), tucks in his “midlife crisis motorcycle brand” t shirt and wears New Balance tennis shoes.
So they make shirts like that for men?
I love the mental image, Karen Ruby. 😆😂 👖 new balance sneakers... I can PICTURE your Rico Suave relative so clearly!!
Peyton Manning in his forgotten film debut.
It’s the chin butt man from time chaser
The guy has a lanky Bill Murray look to him
reformedfruit Lanky Bill Murray-man, the most subpar of super heroes!
The problem is that the bad guy isn’t 100% wrong
I can't believe they made no mention of Nick Miller being a thug in this movie
Big missed opportunity. Good thing they caught Pink Boy's cameo.
the frumpy hero!
lol "come on in, grab a chain, let's fight."
11:35 Who’s he kidding? He’s never been to Melbourne.
“Tonight on Mythbusters, every single thing that just happened”
7:48 It's the Castleton guy!
The guy that took the dart to the neck in the prison is the Castleton guys buddy in the airplane.
@@littleteethkeithIt's Michael MedDEAD!
18:23 Don Mogavero is so physically pathetic he could play Mort Goldman in a live action _Family Guy_ adaptation.
Always good to see Steve Railsback
2:14...”The people of our country are famous and proud for making barbells out of pound cake!”
Did I just watch a Simpsons episode?
Josh Russell
I’m afraid you did 🙁
"And I love handsome, pool cleaner daddy, too."
The wish version of Jim Belushi
GAHvernment!
That boss guy of those "boys" was in the devil's rejects. Poor guy had to do this movie? Aw
DOES *ANYBODY* NEED A REFILL?!?!!
12:36 That window frame was made of flipping cardboard.
I KEEP seeing Peyton Manning in this...either I've watched too much football or too many bad movies. And 7:31 Just saw Tom Brady! 🤣
The doberman at 11:35 was cute tho. "Nice doggy."
That's Dwayne Barry from the X files.
"Somehow, this is his best angle"
😂😂 I just gave this guy my gun😅😅
So they set off a bomb in *front* of the building... which blows the first story of the building *forward*... and the upper story... just collapses onto the first story? Maybe that guy should be making simulations for those Loose Change people.
"And so Sebastian became a Mormon missionary. But he went alone, because no one liked him."
lol
“Wait a minute, this isn’t my house”
“Ah!, I see the script has arrived”
Frasier trivia night 😂
“Harlan’s back”