The Best of Rifftrax - Pressure Point

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  • @rebeltinaschannel6240
    @rebeltinaschannel6240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Tonight on Mythbusters: Every single thing that just happened."

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Well there's yer problem!"

    • @griffinoleary1694
      @griffinoleary1694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nightweaver1 "too many toastas!"

  • @jonathanyoung2588
    @jonathanyoung2588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Commander Kalgan, a true hero of the people! Thanks for these, man!

  • @EmoJones13
    @EmoJones13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love when they include throwbacks to MST, showing some love to all the fans.

  • @littleteethkeith
    @littleteethkeith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Never throw a cup of coffee at a guy that went to Castleton.

  • @littleteethkeith
    @littleteethkeith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Looks like that Castleton education will land you a job at local rock quarry.

  • @calypsokiosko9067
    @calypsokiosko9067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "I'ma foreign! Mama mia sacre blue!"

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk ปีที่แล้ว

      "Look at my craaAAaazy passport!"

  • @blondesummer7980
    @blondesummer7980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Tell JK, I'm one of his team players!"

    • @shayessa
      @shayessa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t get that one

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@shayessa It's a reference to the MST3K episode where they watched 'Time Chasers.' That guy was in it, and the line makes sense in that context. Go watch it in full on YT now! It's a riot.

  • @christopherwall2121
    @christopherwall2121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Who decided Gene Siskel needed to be an action hero?

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know, but it definitely wasn't me...also, Gene Siskel? I thought it was Jim Belushi! I mean; Siskel is one thing; but Jim Belushi?! Who let that be a thing?

  • @flippedoutkyrii
    @flippedoutkyrii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Even the tiny lady cop was more intimidating then butt-chin Baldilocks over here. And DAMN that must have been some mean dynamite if it could blow a building to smithereens like that at 7:58! All that gasoline must have been half the budget!

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that much dynamite is pretty damn volatile, but yeah not enough to take the house out haha, i mean movie-wise maaaaybe there was more in the house
      but the question is how the fuck would the microwave, which vibrates water molecules, blow it up.. and why would it turning off when the timer ran out detonate it..? it makes zero sense

  • @ToiletClogger1945
    @ToiletClogger1945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    the guy from Time Chasers is in there lol

    • @MariktheGunslinger
      @MariktheGunslinger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plot twist: Sebastian is wanted for stealing Nick Miller's haircut.

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The epic crossover between two inconceivable action heroes.

    • @WAX1138
      @WAX1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More over, this movie feels similar to Time Chasers... Do they have the same director?

    • @balalaikatana
      @balalaikatana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MariktheGunslinger And chin

    • @stevenwilsonguitar
      @stevenwilsonguitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Donny Airworthy yes same director, my dad was also the editor on both and the lead is a family friend so I get a kick out of seeing all the funny comments about the movie!

  • @LCM2248
    @LCM2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Come on in, grab a chain; let's fight."

  • @martin023dm
    @martin023dm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man, they really shouldve just casted the guy from Time Chasers as the lead if he was in the movie as an extra anyway...this guy makes him look like Rambo lol

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Did the real star drop out on the first day of filming so they just chose the head of the catering crew to fill in?

    • @rachelalicea500
      @rachelalicea500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The head of the catering crew...'s retired uncle.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@rachelalicea500 Is this what WOULD have happened to Bill Murray... IF he couldn't act, or if Jim Belushi, Peyton Manning and a tiny bit of Nicolas Cage were thrown in there, ALL at the same time, or not?

  • @gregmccarty8476
    @gregmccarty8476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Pressure Point 2: Rowsdower's Revenge

    • @whoohaaXL
      @whoohaaXL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd rather see pink boy's revenge 😂

  • @TheGourdKing
    @TheGourdKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:21
    "There is a part of you that is very ugly."
    "Uh, a part?"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @artificialdumbness9118
    @artificialdumbness9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:56 - phil collins hits the skids

  • @blueseanomad7435
    @blueseanomad7435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You help me choose which riffs to buy, thanks!

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      theres a lot on amazon prime video too

  • @Eisenwulf666
    @Eisenwulf666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know, the idea of an incospicuous, unimpressive guy who is a trained assassin is rather brilliant.

  • @TheRealKiryu
    @TheRealKiryu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:11 When you're trying to snipe the enemy but then a Pyro shows up to burn your ass.

  • @leewright1
    @leewright1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nobody expects the balding mullet guy.

  • @brendenmiles8564
    @brendenmiles8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why'd the government even want him to kill the Chile ambassador at the beginning? What, were they just that opposed to a strong Chile?

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You see, there's a perfectly good reason for that. I guess. Probably.

    • @laurallewien2165
      @laurallewien2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes they are opposed to Chile with beans, makes for a gassy country...

  • @rachelalicea500
    @rachelalicea500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Kalgan! Take us away!

  • @horaciosi
    @horaciosi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Ladies and gentlemen, the least believable action hero.

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    03:55 One of the coldest yet, funniest riffs ever 😂😂😂😂

  • @MariktheGunslinger
    @MariktheGunslinger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Glad to have you back, Kalgan. Could you have a go at their riff of Icebreaker? Another Edgewood movie about an unbelievable action hero with undercooked political commentary that has a ski resort in it... albeit with a much more talented cast.

    • @CommanderKalgan
      @CommanderKalgan  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks. Good to be back. Icebreaker! One of Bruce Campbell's most complex and nuanced roles or whatever. I'll try to have it up in the next day or so.

    • @MariktheGunslinger
      @MariktheGunslinger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Time shaaaare.

    • @themarshal8195
      @themarshal8195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Much more talented". ;)
      But yah, let me throw in my thanks as well!

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The main character looks like Phil Collins and Nick Cage had an illegitimate child.

    • @yasharnobari851
      @yasharnobari851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kevin Spacey and Peyton Manning too

    • @Eazy-ERyder
      @Eazy-ERyder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought he was Peyton Manning!

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevin Spacey and Robert Englund

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Sir, yes or no, is Billie Jean your lover?” 😂

    • @laurallewien2165
      @laurallewien2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With a little Ernest T Bass thrown in for good measure 👌

  • @maxtew6521
    @maxtew6521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Then put a Commodore computer in your airplane and go back to 1776. Thanks, champ." 🤣

    • @JoseBronxRican
      @JoseBronxRican 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "That's not the line, read the script again--"
      "No, YOU read it!! I can change ANYthing, ANY time I want!!"

  • @whoohaaXL
    @whoohaaXL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Gimme a round a' the Railsback for handsome pool cleaner daddy"
    Sh shhhh!

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of their greatest riffs 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FrenchPaul1988
    @FrenchPaul1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The hero looks like a cross between Bill Murray and Nicolas Cage. Kinda weird.

  • @laurallewien2165
    @laurallewien2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Poor Steve Railsback, playing Charles Manson sure took it out of him....Helter Skelter!

  • @taddghostal
    @taddghostal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Ambush formation! Keep your guard down!"

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “This sick burn brought to you by Budweiser”

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “How many tears can a chinbutt hold”

  • @redvintner1094
    @redvintner1094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is it weird that I think the “spy music” at the beginning (when arriving at the airport/hotel) is actually sorta catchy?

    • @mst3k3000
      @mst3k3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and yet it sounds like the opening music for To Catch a Yeti during its' opening credits.

  • @ajs3994
    @ajs3994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vermont to DC.
    Well, head south and keep the water on the left.

  • @Eazy-ERyder
    @Eazy-ERyder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thought for SURE that this guy was Peyton Manning

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peyton Manning? I thought he was either Gene Siskel, who'd gotten casted as Jim Belushi, in a straight-to-vhs movie?

  • @cdavejr4989
    @cdavejr4989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Great 90's Film: "Pressure Point" #Sarcasm

  • @marlinperkins6910
    @marlinperkins6910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He might want to be careful when he opens those diet cokes. They might be shook up.

  • @thecatadors911
    @thecatadors911 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Do you always present with such an aggressive first impression?”
    “F*** YOU, I’LL KILL YA YOU PIECE OF S***!”
    Gets me every time 😂

  • @rushifellpainting4631
    @rushifellpainting4631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We've missed you. Where have you been?

  • @Ferich11
    @Ferich11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was going to write a long winded, seemingly pretentious, clever to probably six people joke but suddenly my friends...an epiphany. Well not really. Without getting pervy here people, there's not much more intensely tempting and fascinating as a beautiful policewoman. They are just arresting hahahahHahahaHehehoooo wooo. Wooo....yeah...heh...woot.............What's that over there, Kalgan ? :: points then runs away. jumps off cliff and pulls parachute. lands in biplane flying by, flies into a giant ship that blasts horn then sails away. giant ship goes off side of flat earth and pulls giant ship parachute :::
    Love you Kalgan,
    Ferich

  • @whoohaaXL
    @whoohaaXL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where's Nick from time chasers? I guess I can't recognize him without the glasses.. is he in this snippet?

    • @redvintner1094
      @redvintner1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s one of the “boys” who hassles our hero (gets the coffee thrown on him).

  • @whoohaaXL
    @whoohaaXL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:46 how did the floor change to hardwood??

  • @legacyteam5581
    @legacyteam5581 ปีที่แล้ว

    Myst Puzzle Walkthroughs LOL

  • @frankgutierrez6016
    @frankgutierrez6016 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Staring Latka Gravas American cousin.

  • @tommybutler731
    @tommybutler731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, Railsback never did recover after Nukie, did he?

    • @whoohaaXL
      @whoohaaXL 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rumor has it he did a dookie in his pants after that nukie.

  • @extraram896
    @extraram896 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    With this movie being written and direction by the star of the movie (because of course), I'm assuming this being made for TV is why we were spared a gratuitous & creepy makeout scene with a much younger and much more attractive love interest of the star.

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    yeah..what? okay, so microwaves, which vibrate water molecules, probably wouldnt detonate TNT, but even that, why would it blow up when the time ran out and turned off..? that makes zero sense

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy ranks up there with the leading man from TIME CHASERS.

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This dude’s wife is a dude 😂😂😂😂

  • @cronos222
    @cronos222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    " So yeah Bernie Sanders is going to be President one day " ...........nope .

  • @WisdomVendor1
    @WisdomVendor1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I NEVER subbed to this....WTF TH-cam?

    • @calypsokiosko9067
      @calypsokiosko9067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TH-cam must be doing you a favor.

    • @Ferich11
      @Ferich11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For real, Sir David of Wessel.