He's.... my number one.... guuuuuuuy. But in this movie... it looks like he forgot.... his lucky deck. (He must've got in trouble with Lt. Eckhaaaaaaardt)
MST3K/Rifftraxs always did research on the films. That's why some of their jokes would seem kind of weirdly specific or their comments would seem really esoteric ^_^
"You promised me aaaaaaaall! In return for myyyyyyyy.....swooooord aaaaaaaaarm!!!" So hammy that this performance violates both kosher and halal rules 🤪
I had to suffer the indignity of seeing fantasy classic Jason and the Argonauts, relegated to supporting feature to craptastic Richard Kiel starring Italian Star Wars ripoff The Humanoid
Us British fans of a certain vintage, will be delighted by the appearance of fondly remembered comedy icons Bernard Bresslaw and Roy Kinnear amongst others in this film
I. Am. No. Messenger. But I will give you a message... the message of *DEATH!* I will forever love this movie. It was as part of my childhood as my tattered D&D red box.
I can’t believe they let the presence of a character named Drogo slip past them. I would’ve said something like “Not Khal Drogo, Drogo Baggins (Frodo’s father. Not making this up).”
1:37 Is there no Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference? No The Beguiled? 5:41 "You know, Willllbur, there's plenty of dry land you could ride me across."
@MagicCarpetRideShareProject i ws sitting and referencing the Space Mutany episode and used one of the many various names that I thought was funniest. Bob Johnson
Thanx, didn't catch some of the sound disparities but they turned out good enough and always add something, plus the main goal with all these is to compile for those giant edits with all the episodes, the MST3K compilation being the main goal though.
Just some video editing software, but from there it's just a slow and steady learning process that always requires some patience to complete the bigger projects, but the better the software the better the shortcuts and options are to likely cut down on a lot of time, but personally I am so used to my outdated software that I don't mind taking the extra time because the familiarity outweighs it at the moment.
I agree. Only problem I have with this movie as a whole is the soundtrack. If only they could have gotten John Williams or Alan Silvestri to do the soundtrack, who knows??
I suppose once you've unloaded yourself on a thousand pairs of tinseltown knockers, all you have left is to be in a low budget british sword and sorcery film.
You're the first and only person who has complained about the editing of any of the 100+ edits that I've ever done over the past 8 years. So perhaps it's you who is being 'absurd'.
No one's says anything because it's free rifftrax and who cares but your editing was sometimes overly quick and a bit skitzo. Like I appreciate a cut to the odb but it was pretty damn jarring.
"Your friend has lost his appetite it seems..."
Golden Corral's new slogan.
I absolutely loved this film…. The cheesiness is so sincere
*Bloodcurdling scream* "Oh no, one of the film investors walked in." "MY MONEY! AAAAHHHH!!!"
Seriously, how do we not have more Jack Palance movies getting riffed?
"How does that scenery taste, Jack?"
He's.... my number one.... guuuuuuuy. But in this movie... it looks like he forgot.... his lucky deck. (He must've got in trouble with Lt. Eckhaaaaaaardt)
@@TheGourdKing Wiley? Wiley's dead my friend, but you can call me... Riffer. And as you can see I'm much funnier.
@@TheGourdKing Oops, I forgot the insane hooting and hollering while firing my gun an unnecessary amount of times.
This movie makes "The Sword and the Sorcerer" look like the LotR trilogy.
Thank you! Always kinda liked Sword and Sorcerer
“Is it a Pizza Hut? Is it a KFC?”
“Weary traveler, it is both.”
Pretty much spot on. The guy who played the father was almost three years older then Jack. I wonder if they checked or it was just a guess.
Ferdy Mayne born March 11, 1916. Jack Palance born February 18, 1919.
Kirk Douglas was older than Ernest Borgnine who played his dad in The Vikings.
MST3K/Rifftraxs always did research on the films. That's why some of their jokes would seem kind of weirdly specific or their comments would seem really esoteric ^_^
@@drmagus6805 You mean, KIRK DOUGLAS.
Jack Palance's agent had an easy job. Jack I got a......Sure.
practice makes perfection, they say xD
He was over the top awesome in this movie, love watching him play villains since Shane.
"You promised me aaaaaaaall! In return for myyyyyyyy.....swooooord aaaaaaaaarm!!!" So hammy that this performance violates both kosher and halal rules 🤪
I saw this at the cinema, it was a double bill with Saturn 3. What a cornucopia of cinematic quality that was.
Oh, I'm so sorry. How long were you in the recovery ward?
I had to suffer the indignity of seeing fantasy classic Jason and the Argonauts, relegated to supporting feature to craptastic Richard Kiel starring Italian Star Wars ripoff The Humanoid
When I was 10, this was a fantastic movie.
Us British fans of a certain vintage, will be delighted by the appearance of fondly remembered comedy icons Bernard Bresslaw and Roy Kinnear amongst others in this film
I. Am. No. Messenger.
But I will give you a message...
the message of *DEATH!*
I will forever love this movie. It was as part of my childhood as my tattered D&D red box.
Hawk. It’s short for Hawkbert.
😆
It's astounding how much the quality of footage differs between A-roll and B-roll in this movie.
By 'astounding' you mean 'astoundingly little?'
This 1980 movie has Hawk men and a guy named Voltan that constantly overacts but somehow isn’t Flash Gordon
*_Hawk's alive!?_*
Poor Jack Palance!
It could be worse. Jack Palance could have wore a battle helmet with bat wings welded into it...
Jack is magnificent...as always.
Thank god for rifftrax!!
I can’t believe they let the presence of a character named Drogo slip past them. I would’ve said something like “Not Khal Drogo, Drogo Baggins (Frodo’s father. Not making this up).”
This movie almost rivals Blood Waters of Dr. Z in how much I’m actively rooting for the bad guy.
"ATTACK!!!"
‘The Fortress of Sir Roger of Dean!!’
1:37 The lost screen test of the Castle Anthraxx scene.
_DAMN!!_ I was trying to formulate something like that to say... }: (
This feels like a fantasy version of _The Final Sacrifice._
1:37 Is there no Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference? No The Beguiled?
5:41 "You know, Willllbur, there's plenty of dry land you could ride me across."
My favorite bit in this one is easily the film investors bit. "My money!!"
This is why it isn’t such a great idea to base a film script off of your middle school D&D campaign.
On a funny coincidence, I named my first D&D character after a MST3K reference, after joking about it with some at the table
@MagicCarpetRideShareProject i ws sitting and referencing the Space Mutany episode and used one of the many various names that I thought was funniest. Bob Johnson
Damn it, Patches. That is so funny. I don't know why these aren't more popular. I laugh my ass off, and I watch each one more than once.
It’s short for Hawkbert. Blood and dung smoothie. 😄
Jack chewing the scene here at 16:12 always makes me giggle.
At 4:12...tell me that aint friggen Rowsdower himself.
"I wonder if there's mead on the sun?"
“This is like Baywatch for people who enjoy horse butts”
@@Nightweaver1 9 months later I see "mead on the sun" and lol. kudos to you sir. Fine quip.
“What about the waaaaaaaaattttttccccchhhhhh?”
“Howard The Duck...I...never.... saw it”
I’ll watch anything with Jack Palance in it. Thx for the upload brother
15:06 - son of calgon from space mutiny
0:42 -- I suddenly realize that Hawk is CHRISTIAN SHEPARD from LOST!
I unironically love the dialogue in this movie. It's just so charming.
7:20 is one of my favorite RiffTrax jokes of all time.
6:32 *animals, vegetables minerals*
*"you say tomato and i say tomahto" -George Gershwin*
*"it's not a toomah" -Arnold Schwarzenegger*
Jack opted to be paid only in scotch.
I always needed to see this Rifftrax, and now that Redlettermedia just watched it, I guess I have to as well!
Surely in the whole version there's at least one riff playing on there being a character named "Crow?"
love your little edits and how mexican santa is odb
Thanx, didn't catch some of the sound disparities but they turned out good enough and always add something, plus the main goal with all these is to compile for those giant edits with all the episodes, the MST3K compilation being the main goal though.
I dunno seeing Jack Palance in that helmet makes me wonder what it would be like if he voiced Darth Vader
What I meant wasn’t this a made for TV but shown onHBO
*WHAT?!!*
Oh SO many opportunities to say "We are the Knights that say Ni!" or "What's your favorite color?"
CROW JUMP
I so love this movie, so many cool characters and scenes!
Do you know whythw caged nun sings?
Nobody:
Hunchback: WHAT?!?
Is that the same sword prop that was in the sword and the sorcerer lol
Holy Shit, is that Malikai from Prisoners of the Lost Universe?
yes
“What about the waaaatttccchhh?”
Sadly both that movie and this one were directed by John Marcel and produced by Harry Robertson.
1:46 Thats just wrong! 😂😂😂
wasn't the hunch back suppose to be the original Jabber the hut?
Lmao!!! Have u seen this scene in the movie where Hawks men are spamming arrows surprised they did not get banned from that forest🤣😂🤣😂🤣
*WHAT???*
The Hunchback will hear about this!
@@wileyschmitt He should have kept his mouth SHUT!!! Then when he is being carried away he sounds like a screaming girl😂🤣
14:45 RIP, headphone users.
Wasn’t this on hbo ?a million years ago?
you could say that about literally anything
“Uhh...Sir, your sword is charged”
Vulcan Rivers Cuomo😂
“Sir?”
Some high brow olde english in the screenplay for aspiring orrators: @14:32
You promised me aaaaaaaaaallll................in return for myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........sword arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm!!!
7:26 So, that's what happened to Veruca's father.
I wanted to make some Best of videos, but I’m not tech savvy. Could you tell me what you use to edit these videos? Thank you
Just some video editing software, but from there it's just a slow and steady learning process that always requires some patience to complete the bigger projects, but the better the software the better the shortcuts and options are to likely cut down on a lot of time, but personally I am so used to my outdated software that I don't mind taking the extra time because the familiarity outweighs it at the moment.
Jack Palance is younger than his son.
14:38 I'm a descendent of one of those slaves. I want reparations.
5:41 So, bronies?
This movie made me sick All of Hawks men are using gaming Hacks Bloody Cheats lol
How dare they make fun of hawk the slayer it’s a great movie
I agree. Only problem I have with this movie as a whole is the soundtrack. If only they could have gotten John Williams or Alan Silvestri to do the soundtrack, who knows??
Hawk the ptwah slayer
Why does this remind me of misty3k?
Same guys
I wonder if Jack Palance had any fun while making terrible movies like this stinker...
...
Probably not.
“I’m out of the film, yes!”
Day 5: Missed call. My voice scares little Italian children...
I suppose once you've unloaded yourself on a thousand pairs of tinseltown knockers, all you have left is to be in a low budget british sword and sorcery film.
can you please stop with the bipolar editing! the constant quiet to sudden loudness is absurd
You're the first and only person who has complained about the editing of any of the 100+ edits that I've ever done over the past 8 years. So perhaps it's you who is being 'absurd'.
No one's says anything because it's free rifftrax and who cares but your editing was sometimes overly quick and a bit skitzo. Like I appreciate a cut to the odb but it was pretty damn jarring.
This movie is so dumb 😂😂😂😂
Wow...low point for Rifftrax?