Meanwhile, in Parliment: Dude: “So, I think that if we- OH NO I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!” Cops: “You’re going to jail for life!” “Oh wow, he already served his sentence.”
About earth being the only planet not named after a god, this is not quite true as it's also named 'Terra', aka Gaia, the godess of earth. It's the same as the moon also being called 'Luna' and the sun being called 'Sol', also after gods
Him: Apples are more useful for waking you up in the morning than caffine My friends in form at school: I'm so tired Me who eats an apple as part of my breakfast every day: HAH! Bgeira is superior to all!!
Your brain does feel pain, if you even poke it, it will hurt in the place it is for. For example, if you touch the right part of the brain that controls your left leg, it will hurt your leg. It’s obviously more complicated but that’s it for you simplified.
“Have you ever pretended to be a youtuber while doing something” I literally said yes in my head like a youtuber would, same grammar, vocabulary and way of saying words.
The one about how in 2.3 billion years it'll be too hot for life on earth I actually disagree with. Because if you really think about it, animals in the wild adapt to their habitats, right? Humans are known to do the same thing, so I feel like as long as it gradually goes up in heat, we'll be okay.
Dude was trying to make a 18 minute video into the shorts section 💀
I love Michigan
@@NapstablookOfDnD me too, except for Detroit tho 💀
I’ve been to detroit
@@NapstablookOfDnD I live in Michigan
@@GoofyGooberClubMember nice
Meanwhile, in Parliment:
Dude: “So, I think that if we- OH NO I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!”
Cops: “You’re going to jail for life!”
“Oh wow, he already served his sentence.”
I can raise my eyebrows and scrunch my nose at the same time so it's not impossible
Same-
Same
Same
Let me add a fact into video: If there's a fact about abilities to move something on your head, it's probably fake.
It’s actually called flaring you’re nostrils
“The hospital is the only building you left without entering”
People not born in hospitals: **unexists**
5:12 guys im going unicorn hunting lol
"No president has ever died in may"
*Hey Ferb, I know what we're doing today*
OH NO
About earth being the only planet not named after a god, this is not quite true as it's also named 'Terra', aka Gaia, the godess of earth. It's the same as the moon also being called 'Luna' and the sun being called 'Sol', also after gods
Well, the sun isn’t a planet.
Him: Apples are more useful for waking you up in the morning than caffine
My friends in form at school: I'm so tired
Me who eats an apple as part of my breakfast every day: HAH! Bgeira is superior to all!!
Haha!
"The Queen of England even owns a McDonalds."
Uh, bad news.
7:05 so that’s why everyone was doing it lol
5:32 Ah yes, My favourite God Keppler 37B
Him: If someone asked you where the ocean was and you could point in any direction and you wouldn’t be lying
Me: Not up though 💀
bro how did you get the TH-cam tick?
Realizing uranus is a god 😳
,,Damn bro. Blood is ging to my brain''
,,Well too bad. Little Ian there thinks we are upside down and we can not disappoint him!''
if u have 2 arms you have an over average amount of arms (some people have 0 or 1 arm making the average just under two)
that was a fast paced 18 minutes
Bruh honey goes bad I had a bottle of honey in my fridge for like 4 months it was crystallized
No that’s because it was in ur fridge
Honey doesn’t “go bad” the sugar just separates out but it’s still edible
@@mozambique32762 i had food poisoning and went to the hospital.......
@@wrinkletheduck880 error it wasnt in my fridge i found it in the cabnet
@@Vanilla_Rose it's better to put the jar into a bowl of hot water for a minute or so
14:52 Bruh wtf?!?!?! I was eating while watching this LMAO
“Moby D1ck” got me dead
Damn… this is good
6:05 no I can and it’s really annoying
Damn guess I was previously killed by Aragog (if you’re a potterhead, you’ll get it)
YES FELLOW POTTERHEAD 😍😍😍
@@HermioneGranger-tv3gf hello hermy-one
We won’t forget what you did
What he did
??????????????
dam keep goin and never forget us
I literally just was trying to stop the microwave at 1 second
**someone dies in the Houses of the Parliament**
Prime Minister and everyone else: Well what are we gonna do now…
The queen of england OWNED a mcdonalds
I have never googled myself before
11:06 this just reminded me of the legend of the three caballeros and now i an once again sad they cancelled it
Me: Good ey-
Me: Again: Your correct!
TNT- used for wars and destruction
* random ppl *
Peaceful! Let’s give it the Nobel PEACE prize
Your brain does feel pain, if you even poke it, it will hurt in the place it is for. For example, if you touch the right part of the brain that controls your left leg, it will hurt your leg. It’s obviously more complicated but that’s it for you simplified.
3:05 the ice cream man
The last one- 😂
2:43 did bro's mood change
1:00 well what's the police gonna do, send you to jail!?!?
1 of the ingredients for TNT is peanut butter
me: oh thank gosh i was gonna use Strawberry Jam!
i left a like half a second before he said it would mean a lot and it was personal for me
From 4:18 to 4:30 I was like 'and what about any of these is even remotely hard to believe? Certainly not 'mind blowing' '
Fact: the best time to nap is late afternoon
This is the leader of the Realm!
1:00 well guess my dead body will go to jail
1:01 where I want to be for my last minutes of life
When he said it was illegal to die in some houses.
Like what are they gonna do about it? Put you in jail?
8:04 If you were a book, your title would be 'Dam'.
16:43 JEFF BEZOS IS A REAL PERSON? I probably sound really dumb-
When it says #shorts but its 18 minutes long...
@Genshin Player yeah ik
18 minutes- lemme fix that 4 u
*18:02****
I love "facts"
I did not think those things when I was little
1:17 in My country a war was just 18 minutes
I never thought people on the other side of the world were upside down. I thought that was stupid
me after smelling my lungs
777
I mean my luck is rotten these days-
but I'm just trying to figure out how this dude found all the right facts
Me having a moby duck book in my classroom:😃🤚
what's so bad?
@@lunaaabug that my teacher made a “joke” abt it😔
@@lunaaabug it’s moby d!ck
If you die in the House of Parliament what are they gonna do throw you in jail? 💀
Bro why tell us how dynamite is made😂💀
What if u accidentally died in the house of parliament, what would they do, put ur corpse in jail?
I'm surprised not many people brought that up
@@hw_driver5988 I know right? But I think they would charge ur family or smt
45% of Americans don't know the sun is a star!? WTF THAT IS BEYOND DISAPPOINTING!!!
Great video
3:00 yes you can.
4:24 I new it!
fun fact: out of 3 babies, i was the only kid in the family who was born with blue eyes, so i wonder how much of this is really fake
Easter Island heads DO NOT have bodies
10103992010298282819919 years before he found every fact
Breaking News: dying in the House of Parliament punishable by death
Not all babies have blue eyes, I had yellow eyes because of really bad jaundice
1:00: OH NO IMA DIE NO NO NO
Police: 7 YEARS IN JAIL
[i am from th UK so iunderstand but still parlermint?]
1:00 what are they gonna do arrest you??? Your dead how?
True fact:
I like pie
Title: #shorts
The video: *18 m i n u t e s l o n g*
Milk man
Cheese man
Egg man
man milk
The voice in my head well sounds like me idk
I clean my keyboard
Very EPIC
earth is also known as Tera so it's named after a god
You said 18 minutes you were wrong it’s 18 minutes and two seconds😂
3:02 I tried it and it's possible, so wdym "you can't"? I literally did it few times in a row
“Have you ever pretended to be a youtuber while doing something”
I literally said yes in my head like a youtuber would, same grammar, vocabulary and way of saying words.
777 becus yes epok
The one about how in 2.3 billion years it'll be too hot for life on earth I actually disagree with. Because if you really think about it, animals in the wild adapt to their habitats, right? Humans are known to do the same thing, so I feel like as long as it gradually goes up in heat, we'll be okay.
7:51 who’s we? #orphannn
Why is it illegal to die in the house of parliament, what are they gonna do, Arrest your corpse
wow
7:48 bro why 😭😥
Milk man
777 I guess.
2:30 is the definition of taking a nap for 30 mins and forgetting to set the alarm
this video is 1 second more
And actually the 'bones' you are referring to in babies is actually cartilage. There's a difference.
Okay right that first one is BS i never believed any of that
13:05 I do that.
The thing about earth not being named after a god is wrong, It's name is Gaea in greek mythology.
Like 60% of these facts are false
Hmm yes I will go to jail bc i died
Bro this is🧢on 🧢on 🧢
7:04 777
Milkman
U said U can but man with any dery product
777. I’m doing this because I want to go to my cousins house but I’m stuck at my grandmas house. Help