Shower Thoughts Be Like (ft. Offending Everybody)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ต.ค. 2024
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Today we talk about shower thoughts. Shower thoughts are similar to high thoughts, 3am thoughts and sometimes we get intrusive thoughts in the shower. This video is inspired by chainsfr
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Idk if it just me but I always get insanely motivated to do something while I’m the shower
Me too!
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Yeah in the shower I just have momentum that say I will win or yes I can yes I can
I take showers sometimes to movtivate myself, so I agreee
Me too
1:57 thanks burdie now im breathing manually
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Usually my brain makes up a whole entire fake story with my friends while I'm in the shower
You shower with your friends?
@@generationgamess5899 NO???? THATS SO WEIRD...but yeah I meant that my friends are in the scenarios
YE YA I WRITE WHOLE BOOK SERIES IN MY HEAD IN THE SHOWER
The only thing I think about in the shower is whether or not my roommates will notice me stealing their shampoo and conditioner 😂🤣
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In college I would run out of a bottle of body wash in 1 week because all my roommates were stealing it. That s**t gets expensive bro!!
You can steal anything from me 🥰
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You know it’s a good day when Burdie uploads
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When your showering bro you always thinking of a good comeback AFTER THE ARGUMENT
you just make an entire diss track on them in the shower, AFTER LOSING THE ARGUMENTS
I feel ya. That wave of motivation hits in the morning then the second you step outside you're slapped with the Florida heat and you're questioning yourself why
try arizona heat, and see how that goes
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0:37 no phones no tech? Lol I always spend my baths watching TH-cam in the tub.
Fill up the tub with hot water. Prop an iPad on the toilet seat or counter and you got a nice hot tub TV setup
Bro had to say I’m now breathing manually 😭😭💀
birdie videos are a W as always 🙌🙌
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Bro i hope you blow up one day you're one of the best underrated youtubers
Aye excellent content burdie :) Been watching ya for the last few months, who knew that doodles in front of google images could be so entertaining?
Yo same lol
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my teacher one time, i saw him in the hallway, so i said "hi" & he said "hello! how are you!"
then my response to that was "how are you!" 💀💀
Look man, motivation doesnt lead you anywhere because you wont always be motivated. Its discipline that takes where you want to go. Remember that next time you’re showering. And just anywhere in general honestly
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Burdie.. I'm trying to have a day with myself smoking my marijuana and watching through all of your videos while doing chores and then you go and say "youre now breathing manually". You got me all fucked up for at least the next 20 minutes. Thank you
Me stoned asf myself thinking... "Fuck you, Burdie hahaha" as I feel myself breathe manually
20 minutes in the shower are rookie numbers lol. I'm in there for literally like 45 minutes on a typical day, just listening to super loud rock music.😂😂
A thought I often have in the shower is how I'd end up with my classmates if I started school at where I'm currently studying. I've switched schools twice already and still keep connection with some old friends from those schools, so it's interesting to think "what if I was always at this school?".
1:03 I had shower thoughts last night and thats exactly what my mum said 😂
I watch every single one of ur videos in the shower, it’s the only thing i watch while showering 💀
Love this channel. Been watching it since it was small, hope burdie and the duck get the dream life they imagine
ive been watching since they were on their other channels, tagswag and engween, and those channels are way bigger
"you're now breathing manually"
*takes a breath*
2:40 Cat blender reference
the fact i stopped breathing when he said "You will now breathe manually"
3:03✨” jump out that bish”✨ Burbie 2023-
Bro has me breathing manually
My two most intrusive thoughts:
1. Since chocolate is made of coca beans, and they come off trees, that means chocolate is a plant. If you put chocolate into a bowl, you're eating a salad.
2. If I have one day to live, and you chose to use the final seconds to run up to a person and say "The secret to life is-" and then you die, they would think that God had stopped you from telling them, and they would be left with the biggest cliff-hanger ever.
Honestly, I was too busy laughing at your video. I literally started crying.
I made this comment at 2:21 so idk if he said this later on but here’s a shower thought:
You have 2 minutes to live but every time you breathe it restarts
I know I sound like a nerd but, you can survive much longer then 2 minutes without breathing.
3:49 The moments where you try and recreate something you find funny and it going horribly wrong, making you regret ever thinking to do such a thing ANY TIME you are reminded of it.
Those shower thoughts are my worst nightmares when I become self-aware and paranoid for 2 minutes…
…and then try to talk to myself to try and get it out of my mind (yes I do actually talk to myself, it’s become a random habit).
imagine if someone drew a Burdie video but redrew all the characters and made them hyper realistic
well this happens to me but mostly when i try to sleep and sometimes it gets so deep that im half asleep not even responding to any of the thought i just know they are there like some small chattering or something and then something makes me jump
I had this thought last week: If sauces are just things to dip things into, and you dip your fries in a bath, would that make water a sauce?
And if water’s a sauce, does that make like 70% of our body sauce?
any fluid is a sauce if you have a bad enough palette then
Ngl tho this vid just on point, thinking of it now makes me feel speechless an question life. Big fan
2:55 What is the duck doing here? Nice little easter egg.
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Ooof that hits deep as I've had arguments that have happened on a day snd when im showering J think of what I COULD'VE SAID to have WON THAT ARGUMENT...
I love how this man has made a plushie of a bird he probably took like 10 seconds to draw
Ay I’d do the same thang 👻
one time i said "thank you you too" to a chick fil a cashier after they told me "have a good day at school" cuz i was going in to get chick fil a while my parents were at the car and a fake school shooting was called at my school bro im being deadass
One shower thought I had was if I had went back in time and did a bunch of thing’s differently, what would my life be like now? And how different would it be. God damn at that moment I was questioning my life
Fax I do this all the time like I think about all the potential bags and relationships I fumbled and how I could be in a way better position in life if and how im slacking in life.
@@WINTERZSHOCK another one I got is if you die in your sleep but your having a dream, would the dream become your new life
Yooo
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0:34 no way bro used a windows 8 laptop 💀
"You're breathing manually" BOI
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Them shower thoughts be popping up like a whole compiliation
If you ⚰️ while on your way to a store/school, your dog will never know why you left and never came back. And the pet will probably wait for you for months or even years, and then, your pet will eventually ⚰️ from loneliness…
It’ll die from starvation 💀💀💀
I literally write books in my head while I am in the shower. I now have 2 trilogies, 1 stand alone and a short story. PLEASE HELP ME
Bro needs 1 mil
Agreed
I have a shower thought. In the Rescure Rangers movie, every character are actors/actresses. If you a thing about actors/actresses, they can date whoever, especially the person they date is unexpected to the fans. So if that’s the case with actors/actresses, they’re is a chance that those questionable ships on the internet might be canon in that universe
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1:51 Fun fact, my dad would intentionally photobomb people in the 90’s. Since you had to go get the film developed before you could see it, he would LEAP behind people when he saw them taking a photo.
1:24 bro looks like Kyle Broflovski
It is
One shower thought I had was literally just mental math. My weird ass js started calculating the days of school I went thru like a damn math prodigy😭
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I'm not really getting shower thoughts because I'm allways alone with my mind
1:13 is fricking south park burdie edition
REAL
So I’m not the only one who replays himself fumbling the bag in the shower over and over
0:51 New burdie channel leak?
i always think about those times when i say “you’re welcome!” WHEN I MEANT TO SAY THANK YOU PLEASE SOMEONE SEND HELP I STILL FEEL AWKWARD
I just realized I think we got a name reveal at 5:34
Lol
Idk but ive never automatically had a shower thought
6:02 You take showers in the morning? It's way better to do it at night.
Night is definitely easier
Bro u too underrated!!! To my favourite youtuber ❤
3:36 hmmm interesting
He committed suicide in that photo
It’s -510 for me
Your so underrated man keep going your contents fire 🔥
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Sometimes I think if I’m viewing my life through a TH-cam video, and thinking it’s a dream, sometimes I think about why and how I have 1st person POV, so it throws me in a thinking loop and become an absolute bot for a few minutes.
0:39 me rn
Bro is botty ass naked while watching this
I don't know why but instead of shower thoughts I just imagine myself fighting every time I shower
I don’t get shower thoughts…
I've rarely gotten shower thoughts, so I understand you
Bro, I get so much shower thoughts, concerts, and fake conversations
Same
I stopped breathing on autopilot when he said that lol
I watched this video before going to shower perfect timing
Thanks birdie now I’m breathing manually 😭😭
BURDIE IS FUNNIER THAN A COMEDIAN
Man I'm too busy singing in the shower to think about this stuff
The look on my face when he said “there might even be someone watching this while taking a shower” as I’m taking a shower
my most vivid memory of the shower is singing 'the real slim shady' using a soap bottle as a mic
This bro deserves more subs
The most relatable video W burdie for making this
One time I was in the shower and a shower thought came to my mind it was when you age you increase and decrease at the same time. Your lifespan redeces and your age increases
Shower thought: you and class line up when FIRE struckts so a line is STRONGER than fire
7:23 Blud got the junker town defender 3rd spawn😂
It’s always a good day when Budie uploads
I sometimes get some strong intrusive thoughts, for example some times I think “wouldn’t it be cool to snap someone’s neck?” And others like that
0:40 **instantly goes to timed**
Me: Ok. I'm not gonna think about anything in the shower, just taking a shower.
Also me: *drops the soap bar* is the floor of the shower clean or the soap dirty?
I literally have a method where if i got no ideas for an essay or project I will literally just take a shower and 99.9% of the time I will somehow come up with the most factually sound argument in the history of existence
“Some of you are probably watching this in the shower right now” I haven’t stepped in yet it does not count
bro. just made me remember all my awkward thoughts
4:32. What is the music? I hear this song a lot in burdie’s videos and it kinda sounds like a digital rendition of dionne Warwick’s “that’s what friends are for” so I wanna know what this song actually is.
bro i literally was in the shower watching this exact video. That was crazy when he pointed that out
I am watching this in the shower rn, but I'm thinking of something else :)
Funny how I’m watching this in the shower rn
I don’t think in the shower I just sing horribly
When I go to sleep I plan my whole life out sometimes my mind be crazy
fun fact this is called the default mode and you enter it whenever you are bored but we are losing to thanks to social media because we never are bored anymore
the definition of a shower thought was made in a shower