DIGGING MY OWN GRAVE | 7 Days to Die #23

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  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3916

    Bob: I don't understand this digging bit.
    Mark: *You see I was too POOR to afford real toys so I just dug holes*

    • @hoozzahgames9209
      @hoozzahgames9209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      More like: "You see I was too POOR to afford a shovel or anything that I could use as one so my life long dream of digging a hole could never be fulfilled"

    • @beiyabluejay1774
      @beiyabluejay1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      *Whips out tactical shovel*

    • @luciferr6392
      @luciferr6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bleach it’s not that rude

    • @shanechannel7066
      @shanechannel7066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My dad yells at me when I leave mustard stains in the ceiling

    • @friendlyneighborhoodspider8947
      @friendlyneighborhoodspider8947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was literally waiting for mark to say "I were too poor to go to school" or "I were too poor to be able to dig"

  • @sandbank_sanddollars6792
    @sandbank_sanddollars6792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4768

    See, people think that Mark’s pool came with the house when he bought it, but the truth is Mark just dug the pool himself. He didn’t get paid to do it, the sheer satisfaction he got from digging was plenty enough

    • @iletumi
      @iletumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Tactical Shovel being put to good use.

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Then Amy got mad and made him install a pool to cover it up

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He won second place in Nationals for Digging holes, that's how he broke out remember?

    • @death3678
      @death3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      So is anyone going to tell him he can make a cave base by digging

    • @lightningcore4187
      @lightningcore4187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@rebelgaming1.5.14 DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!

  • @tynanportillo8754
    @tynanportillo8754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Bob: I found a dungeon!
    Wade: I found a horde!
    Mark: *digging*

    • @blackmistwolf5978
      @blackmistwolf5978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣

    • @Thatguy5606
      @Thatguy5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "I found a rock."

    • @LousGrandsonWaffle
      @LousGrandsonWaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark: lead them to my hole!!! proud child smile

    • @gundamwarrior8377
      @gundamwarrior8377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tynan Portillo You should of put “dig a hole”

    • @K.D.05
      @K.D.05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      300IQ gameplay

  • @lowreslireas
    @lowreslireas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    23:18
    "It was like a *sausage* that was left in the rain and became *bloated.* And then came to life and forgot how to bend. Because sausages know how to bend. Even inanimate objects know how to be a snake better than that snake knows how to be a snake." - muyskerm, 2020

    • @aliteralfawkinghorse4149
      @aliteralfawkinghorse4149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Muyskerms longest and biggest burn ever

    • @stressfulgummibear2054
      @stressfulgummibear2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love this. Nobody say anything. Just leave this as the last thing I’ve ever heard and I would live my life in my be of the best ways.😁😄😁😄

    • @samblackwood2348
      @samblackwood2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was laughing too hard to hear all of it but that's the best thing I've heard in a while,

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wish I could've seen it. lol

    • @actuallya-proud-weirdo5946
      @actuallya-proud-weirdo5946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1. I wish I could've seen that floppity sausage snake.
      2. 420th like.

  • @thatkarmaguy5356
    @thatkarmaguy5356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    In this episode of 7 Days to Die, Markiplier’s objective is to dig a hole and that’s literally it.

    • @skoomaaddict1010
      @skoomaaddict1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *Diggy diggy hole plays in distance*

    • @julianspence6880
      @julianspence6880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      6:10 that dirt clod look dummy thicc though

    • @To_goddamn_tired
      @To_goddamn_tired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9

    • @stevekelly5044
      @stevekelly5044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ThatCreeperGuy great content

    • @DestinyMyersk
      @DestinyMyersk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The making of the holes is the best part of me day lol

  • @lanthan598
    @lanthan598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    "I be that kid in kindergarten that digs a hole in the ground"
    Nugget ? is that you ?

    • @immoronicisdead
      @immoronicisdead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Your cool, you remember that long and forgotten game.

    • @kindlaember467
      @kindlaember467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yay I wasn’t the only one who thought that

    • @nut6442
      @nut6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *flashbacks

    • @meat-ball-1273
      @meat-ball-1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nugget haunts my dreams....

    • @jaronzavier1953
      @jaronzavier1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tomato gaming had the most fitting voice for nugget when he streamed it

  • @necronyx7176
    @necronyx7176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    BOB: "And that thing was floppity! ... You think it's a bit but it's NOT!"

    • @LockwoodTheScientist
      @LockwoodTheScientist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      “IT WAS LIKE A SAUSAGE!”

    • @kodered59
      @kodered59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You think you're right because you are.
      Rick.

    • @AniW2x4
      @AniW2x4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@LockwoodTheScientist "that got left in the rain, and became BLOATED"

    • @JC_Mercer_25
      @JC_Mercer_25 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AniW2x4 "and then came to life and forgot how to BEND"

    • @Jellybeanthecat743
      @Jellybeanthecat743 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because sausages know how to BEND.

  • @onenormalorca
    @onenormalorca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    Mark: “I love when Wade becomes a pirate”
    Bob: “The monkey is the real winner”
    Mark: “I love all stages of Wade.”
    Wholesome.

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    "Miner 69'er" is one changed vowel away from being a felony.

    • @CircusCuties
      @CircusCuties 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      YOU DID NOT 😳

    • @lilmouse0709
      @lilmouse0709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Minor 69er lmao!🤣🤣

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Or it could mean you aren’t very good at it.

    • @lonelypizzaslice4845
      @lonelypizzaslice4845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      O h n o

    • @noahhascall3004
      @noahhascall3004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      “My two favorite things” - Mark 2020 😳

  • @alexishoffmann4554
    @alexishoffmann4554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    Mark: "I just love digging holes"
    Me: "A Heist With Markiplier" Flashbacks

    • @MeribelNova
      @MeribelNova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Heccin YES
      Also ADWM

    • @Himi0
      @Himi0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      t r u eee ee-

    • @Steve-nt3pp
      @Steve-nt3pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      what about a date with markiplier. Digging for like 8 minuets with a SPOON

    • @spoonsarecool
      @spoonsarecool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The 8 minute digging in a date with Markiplier. The worst

    • @stefanpatrickiuhasz9444
      @stefanpatrickiuhasz9444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That makes so much sense!

  • @PixelBlue11913
    @PixelBlue11913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Bob’s snake rant had me literally in tears, I love him so much

    • @craftergamer9058
      @craftergamer9058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Timestamp?

    • @8.E.T.8
      @8.E.T.8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@craftergamer9058 near the end of the video

    • @elizabethshaw7472
      @elizabethshaw7472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@craftergamer9058 20:27 ish and 22:04 ish

    • @chriseddings7118
      @chriseddings7118 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

  • @samportillo7635
    @samportillo7635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    "It's not a joke, it's not even a bit. It just actually terrifies me! If thats what someone thinks a snake is, then the world is not worth saving" -Bob 2020

    • @kingofducks3156
      @kingofducks3156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      bob... bob calm down

    • @Simple_Grey_line
      @Simple_Grey_line 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Concern 101 what happned

    • @samportillo7635
      @samportillo7635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Simple_Grey_line ask the developers who have "been in alpha for 13,000 years" 😂

    • @djeragon3615
      @djeragon3615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IT WAS LIKE A SAUSAGE!

    • @LeBronJames-sn4bn
      @LeBronJames-sn4bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s what I say about my mom

  • @speedroidterrortop5391
    @speedroidterrortop5391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I mean, Mark once dug straight into a prison warden's office. We shouldn't doubt his digging skills.

    • @anthonyernst999
      @anthonyernst999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He practiced digging after the kidnapping

    • @_goldspade_
      @_goldspade_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I DON'T WANA BE FREEEEEEEEEEE

  • @gaabi_p.g.
    @gaabi_p.g. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Coming later this next year the sequel to "Space is so cool": " Dude, I love digging"

    • @Nakai865
      @Nakai865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His Doom enternal series make sense now.

    • @coolchris9843
      @coolchris9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now they need to make it

    • @maecarelle
      @maecarelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh that song is such a vibe

    • @jakobgermain6226
      @jakobgermain6226 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      420 likes nice

    • @donnellscott7743
      @donnellscott7743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakobgermain6226 yeah more than me.

  • @dr_yeet9399
    @dr_yeet9399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    Bob is absolutely hilarious in this part, everything he says is putting me in tears
    “Devs you need to see what a snake really looks like it’s not even a bit it just absolutely terrified me”
    “I’m about 18% umbrella right now”

    • @StServal
      @StServal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "Fellers... I'm 21 % Umbrella and I'm coming in hot, I need some food in me!"
      Everything Bob says in that entire part is so fun!

    • @ICCUWANSIUT
      @ICCUWANSIUT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Inaudios bob is the funniest of them all, since they started playing together. It’s a shame that it only really comes out when he’s with a group of people’s. At least from what I’ve seen, been a bit since I’ve watched him.

    • @actuallya-proud-weirdo5946
      @actuallya-proud-weirdo5946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "If that's what someone thinks a snake is, the world is not worth saving!!! If I know anything about snakes, it's that the first adjective I would choose is that they're slithery. And that thing was not slithery, that thing was FLOPPITY."
      "Imagine - if I tell you something is floppity, imagine what you think it means? That's what it was."
      Mark: I'm imagining a snake stretched out completely straight, going heel over tail, like, flopping while going ten feet in the air.
      "That's not far off!!! That's not far off!!!!!!!! You think it's a bit, but it's NOT."
      "IT WAS LIKE A SAUSAGE!!!!!"
      Mark and Wade: *wheezing*
      "THAT WAS LEFT IN THE RAIN AND BECAME BLOATED, AND THEN CAME TO LIFE AND FORGOT HOW TO BEND. Because sausages know how to bend. Even- Even inanimate objects know how to be a snake better than that snake knows how to be a snake."

    • @tamplushboy8452
      @tamplushboy8452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@actuallya-proud-weirdo5946 Pfft oh my lord XD, I snickered reading that last one.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ICCUWANSIUT your name sounds like a fall out boy song

  • @Theant0gonist
    @Theant0gonist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "Guys I'm 20% umbrella and I'm comin in hot." I'm crying.

    • @raystrife234
      @raystrife234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't you just hate it when that happens? Go outside in a rainy day and all of a sudden you start turning 20% umbrella xD

    • @LousGrandsonWaffle
      @LousGrandsonWaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raystrife234 yeah, even after playing 7 days for years I still call it umbrella

  • @AStrangeTree
    @AStrangeTree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Game: so this is a survival game where zombies att-
    Mark: dig a tunnel dig, dig a tunnel

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Quick before the zombies come

    • @cherishme1951
      @cherishme1951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mark: you know that kid in kindergarten that always digs the holes and he brings his shovel to school instead of his backpack bob: yep his name was Mr digerson

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh LAWD... Lion king 1 & 1/2... havent thought of that in a while...

    • @caidenchankaire2679
      @caidenchankaire2679 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cherishme1951
      I'm

    • @tokenofdreams
      @tokenofdreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      appreciate that reference, that movie was a trip but so so good lmao

  • @Wolta
    @Wolta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "I'm apparently hungry, didn't know it was a thing that could happen."'
    Meanwhile cut to Wade last episode "So if you go to this tab you can see your hunger and water nee-"
    "I don't need to, not important!" Exclaims Mark.

  • @cherryberry934
    @cherryberry934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    “This is why I can’t do a Minecraft series, because ill just be 30 episodes with me digging a hole”, Mark... please

    • @repwashere
      @repwashere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mark is doing a new Minecraft series

    • @TheTrashMann1
      @TheTrashMann1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Mark: well now I’m doing it.

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This comment aged well

    • @jancevaughn8539
      @jancevaughn8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      all he did was make houses in holes

    • @abbygillard1331
      @abbygillard1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@repwashere I come from the future and I say that he does

  • @ScarletCandlelight
    @ScarletCandlelight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    I'm really *Diggin* this series. Can't wait for more.

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      aha gorsh, i like diggin

    • @bullphr0g489
      @bullphr0g489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh hell yeah you'll LOVE it! I recommend watching their multiplayer series before this.

    • @benjaminbriggs8640
      @benjaminbriggs8640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :(

    • @danaepeters6019
      @danaepeters6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I watched this entire video before getting this joke

    • @isakurae1302
      @isakurae1302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh wow 😂😂😂😂

  • @serioussponge6416
    @serioussponge6416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The torch is also a weapon. It's not very powerful, but it can light enemies on fire. Plus, it doesn't have a durability so you can infinitely swing it without fear of it breaking. Useful for when you need to fight and see.

    • @LousGrandsonWaffle
      @LousGrandsonWaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it would be better if mark actually makes blunderbuss ammo and wade to get a good bow and they shoot while bob bashes a zombie in the head with the torch

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Mark: "This is why I can't do a Minecraft series, because, if, if I did it would just be thirty episodes of me digging a hole, that's it. I just love digging holes."
    As if we wouldn't watch that and love it, Mark.

    • @WhenTheSunCorrupts
      @WhenTheSunCorrupts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👌👌👌

    • @the_jingo
      @the_jingo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He could be doing absolutely nothing for 10 min and you all will still watch it

    • @kalebgruber7237
      @kalebgruber7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We watched him dig a hole in the ground with a spoon

    • @diiii_mond
      @diiii_mond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quality content.

    • @W1LL1AM24
      @W1LL1AM24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

  • @meeplol802
    @meeplol802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    "I was that kid in kindergarten just digging holes"
    I felt that.

    • @MissileVidsYoutube
      @MissileVidsYoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nugget does not appreciate you making fun of the holes he digs, one way or another you'll enter the nugget cave

    • @benjimack7681
      @benjimack7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There was always one of us diggin day in day out

    • @meeplol802
      @meeplol802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@benjimack7681 yup trying to dig a hole

    • @meeplol802
      @meeplol802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MissileVidsTH-cam I’ll never enter the nugget cave!!!

    • @MissileVidsYoutube
      @MissileVidsYoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@meeplol802 You will. Oh You will

  • @aquagames3098
    @aquagames3098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Mark: "I'm gonna dig a hole".
    *Tactical Shovel Incoming*

    • @michaelarivett463
      @michaelarivett463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Enemy anti shovel Incoming

    • @JonTheGeek
      @JonTheGeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legit named my iron shovel in minecraft Tactical Shovel

    • @deusvult4084
      @deusvult4084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Heavy gas mask noises*

    • @cabbage8258
      @cabbage8258 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JonTheGeek if you get a netherite shovel, name it "Tactical Shovel Requiem" lol

    • @meat-ball-1273
      @meat-ball-1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Air raid sirens start sounding in the distance.

  • @fabioistfabulous7094
    @fabioistfabulous7094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "I'm apparently hungry. I didn't know that was a thing that could happen"
    The story of my life

    • @JoseTheLine-NewHope
      @JoseTheLine-NewHope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was reading your comment right when he said that lol

  • @TheLadyMeda
    @TheLadyMeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3053

    "The snake was a terrifying monstrosity and I'm not gonna let that go."
    Bob's gonna have an aneurysm when he sees what they call a "deer".

    • @king201023
      @king201023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Amaya Meda wait the deer got worst 😂 it didn’t use to look so bad back when mark used to play it

    • @thomascasey3540
      @thomascasey3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They fixed the snakes

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@thomascasey3540 What about the deers?

    • @thomascasey3540
      @thomascasey3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@antismo9998 I think they are fixed to I haven't seen to many though

    • @Grab_001
      @Grab_001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      there a clip somewhere where i can see what snakes used to look like? i'm SUPER curious now

  • @theogsatan3347
    @theogsatan3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Bob: I don't understand this digging bit.
    Mark: *slowly pulls out tactical shovel*

  • @irain4927
    @irain4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "This is why I can't do a Minecraft series. It be 30 episodes of me digging a hole."
    That's what Minecraft is.

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, you do build some stuff here and there, but... yeah.

  • @ZIPPPR
    @ZIPPPR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Mark: we really just united against you
    Me: get flashbacks to what Wade did in Human Fall Flat
    Also me: yeah no wonder you united against him

  • @vantae5025
    @vantae5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Mark: "I love digging!"
    Mark, 10 years later: "yes, I have reached the CORE"

    • @madpanda8522
      @madpanda8522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      dude it would take him 5 minutes hes a god at digging

    • @shigeminotoge4514
      @shigeminotoge4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@madpanda8522 Someone _clearly_ hasn't seen A Heist With Markiplier

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *"GET OUT OF NUGGET'S NUGGET CAVE!!!"*

    • @madpanda8522
      @madpanda8522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@weldonwin markiplier: THIS IS MARKIMOO CAVE

    • @shigeminotoge4514
      @shigeminotoge4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@weldonwin This comment gave me a spook because I got a desktop notification while playing Pokemon HG, in a cave, Battling with my togepi named Nugget;;; Good timing.

  • @mrtuffguy2769
    @mrtuffguy2769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Imagine in kindergarten, baby Mark sitting in the middle of the sand pit in a hole with his tactical shovel staring out into space.

  • @sheevpalpatine4437
    @sheevpalpatine4437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Nobody:
    Mark: LeAd tHeM iNtO mY hOlE

    • @heytjg1
      @heytjg1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My brother has the exact same profile picture in discord

    • @chicknorris9602
      @chicknorris9602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heytjg1 nobody cares

    • @heytjg1
      @heytjg1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chicknorris9602 did I ask for your opinion

    • @chicknorris9602
      @chicknorris9602 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heytjg1 yes and yes

  • @sethculshaw503
    @sethculshaw503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "If that's what someone thinks a snake is, then the world is not worth saving!" 🤣 LMAO!

    • @forcesinbalance5685
      @forcesinbalance5685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bob's snake rant was a thing of wonder and beauty.

    • @dutchiethefifth5745
      @dutchiethefifth5745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now all I wanna do is see what that snake looked like xD

  • @samportillo7635
    @samportillo7635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Bob: "Fellers, I'm 21% umbrella and I'm coming in hot, I need some food in me"😂

    • @jackrack4389
      @jackrack4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like for drunk Minecraft 2.0

    • @Shupey
      @Shupey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is my favourite comment

    • @asswiper4206
      @asswiper4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this LITERALLY right as he said it. Timing could not be better.

    • @Rick-sb1rg
      @Rick-sb1rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      pee pee man me too

  • @zwoddie
    @zwoddie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    “big feud between the minerson’s and the diggerson’s” actually had me dying laughing, so this is what quarantine has done to my sense of humor

    • @gregoriotauro4469
      @gregoriotauro4469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahah, me too!
      It was such a quirky joke, it just got to me.

    • @rayshiotile9487
      @rayshiotile9487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gregoriotauro4469 Romeo and Juliet pigeon edition

  • @Lord_Beans
    @Lord_Beans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Mark: The Genghis Khan of Scotland
    Bob: The Leonidas of San Fransisco
    Wade: The Constantine of Sincinatti

  • @akiiro1168
    @akiiro1168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Bob: “It’s killing me!”
    Mark: “Kill it back...”

    • @oogabooga5510
      @oogabooga5510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Akiiro _chan - i love your profile picture :) giorno is good boy ☺️

    • @burgermessiah1989
      @burgermessiah1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wish I could change my pfp

    • @oogabooga5510
      @oogabooga5510 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jotaro Kujo - oh you can’t change it? :0 huh well at least you have a name :)

    • @user-fn7cp3xw8v
      @user-fn7cp3xw8v 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

  • @sunnystars1280
    @sunnystars1280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Mark: I just love digging holes
    Me: TACTICAL SHOVEL

    • @Jay-xq3lb
      @Jay-xq3lb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Callie Castro YES

    • @Bass-ef3dr
      @Bass-ef3dr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God bless america!

    • @james737er
      @james737er 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bass-ef3dr and america makes shovels. its like enchanted shovels in minecraft.

  • @rawfishre
    @rawfishre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Mark: "constantly being a meanie to wade"
    Wade: "says one mean thing to mark"
    Mark: *heeeyyyyyyyyy*

    • @MrTtawesome
      @MrTtawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You literally copied and pasted that comment idiot

    • @rawfishre
      @rawfishre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrTtawesome ouch

    • @zandermercury9308
      @zandermercury9308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im sad must’ve been from em xD

    • @BrainMeltGaming
      @BrainMeltGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrTtawesome ok?

  • @starlinplays530
    @starlinplays530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1925

    Mark is literally just adult Nugget from Kindergarten

  • @TheOriginalJDubbed
    @TheOriginalJDubbed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    That casual Ed, Edd, n Eddy reference when he starts digging a hole, reminds me that Mark and I are about the same age.

    • @princelestat224
      @princelestat224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was waiting for
      "I'm a woodpecker!
      Except with dirt!"

    • @wolfden6135
      @wolfden6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m about 10 years younger then him but I caught it too, Ed, Edd, n Eddy such a good show

    • @latioslad1
      @latioslad1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loooooved that show as a kid! So glad Mark's on board with the Eds

  • @valgb77
    @valgb77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Me: "Mom, can we have a proper grave?"
    Mom: "We have graves at home.
    Graves at home:

  • @NikushimiZERO
    @NikushimiZERO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "This is why I can't make a minecraft series. Cause it would just be 30 episodes of me digging a hole."
    Well, I can only speak for myself, but I would legit still watch that. xD Lol.

    • @frasermartin345
      @frasermartin345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same.

    • @meat-ball-1273
      @meat-ball-1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he would still get millions of views just for digging a hole.

    • @totalcontrol8168
      @totalcontrol8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @grimace3983
      @grimace3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would still be fun to watch. It'd also give him plenty of time to talk about the stuff he wants to talk about as he digs.

    • @taeddybear30
      @taeddybear30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did make a minecraft series tho it's called drunk Minecraft with Bob and wade

  • @pixie9499
    @pixie9499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    bob said “drill instructor” and the voice on my head screamed “OASIS”

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      God it really has been two years hasn’t it.

  • @yuugvf
    @yuugvf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Mark: ‘This is why I can’t do a Minecraft series.. it would just be me digging holes...’
    Me: *DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FRICK’*

    • @kum6865
      @kum6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Enjoy.

    • @WakoDoodle
      @WakoDoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You dig down, I dig up; we'll find something if we keep going!

    • @jeffreysian-salas1689
      @jeffreysian-salas1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WakoDoodle Lava: allow me to intorduce myself

  • @good4nothingz
    @good4nothingz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Wade: oh daddy, tell them of my story
    Mark: Mm, I’m not gonna tell anybody about your story.
    Wade: are you daddy?
    Me and Mark, at once: *y e s*

  • @madnessgaming1013
    @madnessgaming1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Mark: “this is why I can’t do a Minecraft series”
    Me: Drunk Minecraft Was aThing

    • @undercover6252
      @undercover6252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He meant at the present or future

    • @Eliezar18
      @Eliezar18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@undercover6252 I think he actually meant a dedicated series like what Jacksepticeye has done.

    • @lilacpen8678
      @lilacpen8678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wouldn't have if you were behind closed doors.

    • @ThisUserIsAnError
      @ThisUserIsAnError 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which was a great series

  • @paradisemurderer3783
    @paradisemurderer3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    18:44 "Mark invented Scotland." - Bob 2020

    • @idklol9966
      @idklol9966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was wade

    • @themythicalweebz2683
      @themythicalweebz2683 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idklol9966 they meant the part directly after that🙄 like two seconds later bob says mark invented Scotland

  • @prestoncook5238
    @prestoncook5238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I was eating cereal and when Bob started talking about the snake I almost spit it all out I was laughing so hard

    • @LousGrandsonWaffle
      @LousGrandsonWaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was drinking coffee and my laptop is right infant of me

    • @LousGrandsonWaffle
      @LousGrandsonWaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      infant yeah totally not in front infant

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously I NEED to see that snake!

  • @dawgpad
    @dawgpad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    "The coyote is full of meat."
    Mmm yes, the floor is made of floor.

    • @aidanlafountain3206
      @aidanlafountain3206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ah yes the desert is made of sand

    • @bluff445
      @bluff445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, the tree is made of tree.

    • @beanboy0791
      @beanboy0791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ah yes the keyboard is made of keyboard

    • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
      @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@aidanlafountain3206 i don't like sand, it's course, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

    • @quanage4296
      @quanage4296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mmm yes, the clothes are made out of cloth

  • @mr.randomdude6014
    @mr.randomdude6014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I'm almost disappointed mark didn't go around the moat a second or third time

    • @Succubxs
      @Succubxs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Samee

    • @chrisk3097
      @chrisk3097 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a ditch

  • @Mewz123
    @Mewz123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I'm 20% umbrella right now, I need some help." WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

  • @crashschwarzen4642
    @crashschwarzen4642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "I just love digging holes" Mark 30 years from now as a grave digger

    • @deadmanisaac
      @deadmanisaac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why is your profile picture that resident evil hentai version of Claire?

    • @lukskywalkee5359
      @lukskywalkee5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking that as well

    • @the.misanthropist
      @the.misanthropist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is it bad that I know where that picture came from

    • @luxiusilluminus2844
      @luxiusilluminus2844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well me i actually also like Claire Redfield, so i don't mind

    • @cartridgeace650
      @cartridgeace650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lil crispy I looked at there TH-cam background to see what you were talking about and holy shit you are right.

  • @thecloudsgather4712
    @thecloudsgather4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Bob: You have beers? Two beers?
    Mark: **chuckles** yeah
    Me: Mark.. no!

    • @TheHUEZOX
      @TheHUEZOX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ??

    • @captainrev4959
      @captainrev4959 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaylie Lewis I think he’d be fine.

    • @thecloudsgather4712
      @thecloudsgather4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captainrev4959 it's a joke. He can't drink alcohol. He gets really sick...

    • @captainrev4959
      @captainrev4959 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaylie Lewis I no that

  • @godsdisappointment1625
    @godsdisappointment1625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    me: how much nostalgia?
    Markiplier: *YES*

  • @matthewanakin3689
    @matthewanakin3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    No one:
    Bob: excessively rambling on about how the devs didn't get a snake right

  • @KismetBP
    @KismetBP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    As a long time player of 7 days... that “I am 20% umbrella” had me in tears from laughing 😂 Loved the video, funny stuff.

  • @DeezN00tz99
    @DeezN00tz99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "why is leveling up so hard"
    Because the devs made the game harder instead of adding content. If you want to level up easier, I suggest u all fortify ur house. Upgrading blocks gives u alot of points.

    • @grimace3983
      @grimace3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well they DID add content, but they MAINLY made the game harder.

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@grimace3983 And don't know how to bring it out of Alpha

    • @AbeBatJes
      @AbeBatJes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well I mean...you can change the game's files and mine at mach 10 speeds with a stone axe.

    • @cool985
      @cool985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AbeBatJes isnt that cheating

    • @ArasAudioDump
      @ArasAudioDump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @AbeBatJes yeah man that just sounds like cheating

  • @MoguBro
    @MoguBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Mark: lead the target
    Me: hand simulator tank flashbacks

  • @KayzIdeas
    @KayzIdeas ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bob's "not-a-bit" about the snake is still one of the funniest things I've heard from him to this day.

  • @RibbonReaper
    @RibbonReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Bob: " You have two beer's"
    Mark: " Ya man one for you and one for me"
    Me: "What a nice guy"

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wade: +Sad beerless Wade noises+

    • @jacecal4906
      @jacecal4906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RivkahSong who?

  • @aelinwhitethorn8675
    @aelinwhitethorn8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Mark’s schedule is beyond wonky at this point but I’m still loving the vids 😂

    • @yember
      @yember 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well....these are stream highlights, if u want more steady content head over to twitch!

    • @RoseKingAurum
      @RoseKingAurum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is this comment 50 minutes ago when the video came out 35 minutes ago?

    • @aelinwhitethorn8675
      @aelinwhitethorn8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wiry Voldemort i posted my comment the minute the video showed up in my sub box

    • @dylan_Coat
      @dylan_Coat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yember That's the opposite of steady content, he typically only streams there once every week

    • @aelinwhitethorn8675
      @aelinwhitethorn8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jenithing I know :) I’ve already seen all of the twitch streams. I’m subbed there

  • @Leahx1104
    @Leahx1104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Bob: insults zoomers
    Zoomers: aight ima head out

    • @TheGamevan
      @TheGamevan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, that's what happened...

    • @EmilyKveldulv
      @EmilyKveldulv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bob: wonders why zoomers arent amused and leave

    • @adrianj6795
      @adrianj6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Was he wrong tho?...

    • @jadefang2222
      @jadefang2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Adrian J. As a Zoomer myself, he isn’t wrong lmao.

    • @meat-ball-1273
      @meat-ball-1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like there are zoomers that are angry about this post...

  • @sarhahillsburg5142
    @sarhahillsburg5142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Here to hope Marks moat becomes massive till it just ends up filled with stuck zombies unable get back up sheer face of moat surrounding base. Let mark dig to his hearts content

  • @psiimoth
    @psiimoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Bob was on FIRE this episode, definitely the best snake rant I’ve ever heard

  • @fictitiouscitrus
    @fictitiouscitrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Bob: "Is this game still in alpha? Hasn't it been like 5 years?"
    Yandere Simulator: *Allow me to introduce myself*

    • @mrman6035
      @mrman6035 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought Yandere Sim turned out to be a scam?

    • @axentz8434
      @axentz8434 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrman6035 Really?

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrman6035 not gonna say it isn't, but it isn't official. All hate regarding YanDev is same as always

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this with YanDev's voice and it's hilarious

    • @jaydenrose6652
      @jaydenrose6652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My instant response to that statement lol

  • @supernova7783
    @supernova7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The devs better make a tactical shovel for the game when it gets updated.

  • @tarablankenship3564
    @tarablankenship3564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm so glad they're doing this series again! I love it so much. These 3 playing survival games is super entertaining and gives me something to watch when I can't sleep

  • @schelite7382
    @schelite7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    As a Scottish person I hereby claim Markiplier as our Gengis Khan.

  • @swedishtank6251
    @swedishtank6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "Miner 69'er"
    Mark: two of my favorite things...
    Me: Mark...wait no that's illegal

    • @thebluedragon493
      @thebluedragon493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I understand the what you were going for but the joke doesn't make any sense

    • @Yatayoki
      @Yatayoki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thebluedragon493 it kinda does make sense lol

    • @emily5679
      @emily5679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      miner is different to minor, so no

    • @madisonjackson9572
      @madisonjackson9572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Blue Dragon if it doesn’t make any sense then how do you understand what they was tryna say 😭💀

    • @MrInexpliCable
      @MrInexpliCable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s almost like no one in this thread has ever heard of wordplay...

  • @PrincessAki2009
    @PrincessAki2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    19:52 was so random that it threw me off and I spit all my water out. Note to self " Never eat or drink while watching the gang"

  • @ancientbasilisk
    @ancientbasilisk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i love seeing the collective experience of everybody rewatching this 10 year old series 7 years later during covid, and now its another 4 years later

  • @beatboxing_skeleton5479
    @beatboxing_skeleton5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    " Where did you come from where did you go-"
    Me: "COTTEN EYE JOE!"
    Also, Sexual Tyrannosaurus is a skill set in this game, that part killed me XD

    • @malsawmakhiangte2733
      @malsawmakhiangte2733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      《Lazy Chamomile》 ya I saw it to

    • @GabeCNCs
      @GabeCNCs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's one of the best skills in the game too.

    • @madpanda8522
      @madpanda8522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love 7 days its one of my favorite games to play

    • @madpanda8522
      @madpanda8522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      btw if you think that's funny wait till you see miner 69er

    • @rozu7772
      @rozu7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madpanda8522 One of my favorites too.

  • @djeragon3615
    @djeragon3615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "I got 20% Umbrella on me"
    *Mr. X incoming*

  • @Envy1359
    @Envy1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    20:28 I blame Wade for spawning that snake because he was singing that song.

    • @ArmundJay
      @ArmundJay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Envy Homunculus yesss; someone else who got the Jungle Book reference!

    • @Franz0818
      @Franz0818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you sure it’s not the transforming frog???

  • @TuckerFrench-df8vh
    @TuckerFrench-df8vh หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Watching marks perspective is always fun!
    Bob: finds a dungeon and goes for the supply drop
    Wade: fights hordes of enemies and explores
    Mark: digs many holes

  • @2gamerzone7
    @2gamerzone7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Waiting for the moment they realise zombies can dig and a moat is a bad idea.

    • @user-eu2mg8lw2t
      @user-eu2mg8lw2t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait zombies can WHAT

    • @Matthew-nd2iq
      @Matthew-nd2iq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What

    • @stopsign1626
      @stopsign1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always dig a massive moat filled to the brim with wooden spike traps

    • @Mr.ShootMe
      @Mr.ShootMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah.. at least they likely won't deal with the cops, or the spiders, or the bloody Demo men..

    • @breakingbenjamin555
      @breakingbenjamin555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously? Damn

  • @pinkfloydmeddle6692
    @pinkfloydmeddle6692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "I just love digging holes"
    Mark is a grave digger or in the Mafia

  • @tolerantcactus907
    @tolerantcactus907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I laughed so damn hard when we got in the slithery and floppity bit 😂

  • @boopboop9313
    @boopboop9313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    when bob says hes "20% umbrella" all i can imagine is bobs arm slowly turning into an umbrella

  • @AllenMZim
    @AllenMZim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole..."
    Am I the only one that got serious Ed, Edd 'n Eddy vibes when I heard that?

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ed saying dig a hole is my ringtone

    • @ididnosuchthing345
      @ididnosuchthing345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh god.... I still fucking miss that show.

    • @tj_2701
      @tj_2701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because that is what he was referring too lol
      😁

    • @Laff700
      @Laff700 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking of yogscast.

    • @averagebullethellenjoyer
      @averagebullethellenjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was thinking of "I am a dwarf and am digging a hole diggy diggy hole" song XD

  • @VaguelyCanadian
    @VaguelyCanadian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Shouldn't the water make me less thirsty?"
    "Yeah, it should"
    don't judge the game guys, it's in Alpha

    • @kum6865
      @kum6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay.

    • @cardszero9792
      @cardszero9792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For 4 years

    • @CircusCuties
      @CircusCuties 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’ve been in alpha for 13,000 years

  • @bitterkeronian6181
    @bitterkeronian6181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "you can’t just dig a hole to Pluto."
    Me: bet.

    • @gargillaape5292
      @gargillaape5292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Big Cheese *turns into doomguy*

    • @tdwl2802
      @tdwl2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      VEGA: your drill is now ready

    • @quantusmechanicus5921
      @quantusmechanicus5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't just shot a hole into the surface of Mars.

  • @ctheman8180
    @ctheman8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Mark Then: “This is why I’ll never make a Minecraft series, because it’ll just be 30 episodes of me digging holes.”
    Mark Now: Hmmmm, I’mma start a Minecraft series.

  • @walpurgiskinGleichenweis
    @walpurgiskinGleichenweis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    i love how like most of the episode after the supply drop dropped there is this orange waypoint mark doesnt even notice XD *I wonder where the supplydrop is*

  • @MeribelNova
    @MeribelNova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    19:00 "There's a fox! Owowow it's killing meee!!"
    Mark: "Then kill it back!"

  • @immeantfortheflowers
    @immeantfortheflowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Wade: "Are you daddy?"
    Mark: "yes"
    😂

  • @lindyrobertson3731
    @lindyrobertson3731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When I was watching this, literally right after Mark said "rain!" I heard thunder outside my window. I'm not joking, it actually happened.

  • @GoestiaDimas
    @GoestiaDimas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mark: digging a moat
    Wade: looking for clothing and supplies
    Bob: spends 5 minutes rambling about the snake is not being a snake

  • @madmonkey67
    @madmonkey67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As someone who has played this game and knows how important a good perimeter defense is, 15:26 is what absolutely kills me every time! 😆

  • @WholesomeWeirdo
    @WholesomeWeirdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    17:38 "Are you Daddy?" Mark: "Yes" I'm pretty sure Mark debated once about "Daddy" and that it is the worst thing you could call someone. People change... xd

    • @ArmundJay
      @ArmundJay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eiden yup; the Great Daddy Debate of 2018... best Oxygen Not Included stream ever 😂

    • @nathandein1699
      @nathandein1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But, but, Daddiplier

  • @justice7659
    @justice7659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "I am a mark and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole
    Digging a hole"

  • @chrisg1341
    @chrisg1341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I liked this video because I laughed when Bob said, "I'm going to flesh him".

  • @williameckman1164
    @williameckman1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I love digging holes"
    My head: I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, I'm digging a hole

    • @mrcosmic7184
      @mrcosmic7184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A true Legend

    • @dutchess_yt1919
      @dutchess_yt1919 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do u ding a hole??

    • @batcat3660
      @batcat3660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!* I was looking for this comment....

    • @broodinggull3468
      @broodinggull3468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raise your pick and raise your voice!

    • @williameckman1164
      @williameckman1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dutchess_yt1919 I fixed it

  • @cdotjeanine3703
    @cdotjeanine3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Mark: DIGGING MY OWN GRAVE
    Me: *flashbacks to Ethan's Digging Myself A Grave*

    • @TheUnclaimedOne
      @TheUnclaimedOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: *Thinks of Five Finger Death Punch*

  • @DragicornGames
    @DragicornGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Mark: "This is why I can't do a Minecraft series. It would just be 30 episodes of me digging a hole."
    Me: Also you'll build an above ground hole to live in!

  • @johnhernandez5335
    @johnhernandez5335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Wade: You've gotta be kinda be Markiplier slow to keep up with Markiplier though
    The game: This item needs repairs

  • @sharkbite7922
    @sharkbite7922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    *When Markiplier and Jacksepticeye upload at the same time*
    Me: How about a little more?

  • @robonut7393
    @robonut7393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's so cute when they call each other buddy, my friend calls me buddy, until he moved houses and now i never talk to him, he was really cool.

    • @sydhair1999
      @sydhair1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's sad! Contact your friend! I'm sure he'd be glad to talk.

  • @mishyfushiko5175
    @mishyfushiko5175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Wade : "Oh Daddy, tell 'em about my story."
    Mark : "I'm not gonna tell them about your story."
    Wade : "Are you Daddy?"
    Mark : "Yes."