DIGGING MY OWN GRAVE | 7 Days to Die #23
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 เม.ย. 2020
- 7 Years Later, 7 Days to Die is still updating and SOMEHOW the game is STILL in alpha... but hey Bob's here and they've done some improvements so let's check it out!
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Bob: I don't understand this digging bit.
Mark: *You see I was too POOR to afford real toys so I just dug holes*
More like: "You see I was too POOR to afford a shovel or anything that I could use as one so my life long dream of digging a hole could never be fulfilled"
*Whips out tactical shovel*
Bleach it’s not that rude
My dad yells at me when I leave mustard stains in the ceiling
I was literally waiting for mark to say "I were too poor to go to school" or "I were too poor to be able to dig"
See, people think that Mark’s pool came with the house when he bought it, but the truth is Mark just dug the pool himself. He didn’t get paid to do it, the sheer satisfaction he got from digging was plenty enough
Tactical Shovel being put to good use.
Then Amy got mad and made him install a pool to cover it up
He won second place in Nationals for Digging holes, that's how he broke out remember?
So is anyone going to tell him he can make a cave base by digging
@@rebelgaming1.5.14 DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!
23:18
"It was like a *sausage* that was left in the rain and became *bloated.* And then came to life and forgot how to bend. Because sausages know how to bend. Even inanimate objects know how to be a snake better than that snake knows how to be a snake." - muyskerm, 2020
Muyskerms longest and biggest burn ever
I love this. Nobody say anything. Just leave this as the last thing I’ve ever heard and I would live my life in my be of the best ways.😁😄😁😄
I was laughing too hard to hear all of it but that's the best thing I've heard in a while,
I wish I could've seen it. lol
1. I wish I could've seen that floppity sausage snake.
2. 420th like.
"The snake was a terrifying monstrosity and I'm not gonna let that go."
Bob's gonna have an aneurysm when he sees what they call a "deer".
Amaya Meda wait the deer got worst 😂 it didn’t use to look so bad back when mark used to play it
They fixed the snakes
@@thomascasey3540 What about the deers?
@@antismo9998 I think they are fixed to I haven't seen to many though
there a clip somewhere where i can see what snakes used to look like? i'm SUPER curious now
Mark: "I just love digging holes"
Me: "A Heist With Markiplier" Flashbacks
Heccin YES
Also ADWM
t r u eee ee-
what about a date with markiplier. Digging for like 8 minuets with a SPOON
The 8 minute digging in a date with Markiplier. The worst
That makes so much sense!
"Miner 69'er" is one changed vowel away from being a felony.
YOU DID NOT 😳
Minor 69er lmao!🤣🤣
Or it could mean you aren’t very good at it.
O h n o
“My two favorite things” - Mark 2020 😳
Game: so this is a survival game where zombies att-
Mark: dig a tunnel dig, dig a tunnel
Quick before the zombies come
Mark: you know that kid in kindergarten that always digs the holes and he brings his shovel to school instead of his backpack bob: yep his name was Mr digerson
Oh LAWD... Lion king 1 & 1/2... havent thought of that in a while...
@@cherishme1951
I'm
appreciate that reference, that movie was a trip but so so good lmao
BOB: "And that thing was floppity! ... You think it's a bit but it's NOT!"
“IT WAS LIKE A SAUSAGE!”
You think you're right because you are.
Rick.
@@LockwoodTheScientist "that got left in the rain, and became BLOATED"
@@AniW2x4 "and then came to life and forgot how to BEND"
Because sausages know how to BEND.
Bob: I found a dungeon!
Wade: I found a horde!
Mark: *digging*
🤣🤣
"I found a rock."
Mark: lead them to my hole!!! proud child smile
Tynan Portillo You should of put “dig a hole”
300IQ gameplay
"I be that kid in kindergarten that digs a hole in the ground"
Nugget ? is that you ?
Your cool, you remember that long and forgotten game.
Yay I wasn’t the only one who thought that
*flashbacks
Nugget haunts my dreams....
Tomato gaming had the most fitting voice for nugget when he streamed it
Bob’s snake rant had me literally in tears, I love him so much
Timestamp?
@@craftergamer9058 near the end of the video
@@craftergamer9058 20:27 ish and 22:04 ish
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
"I'm apparently hungry, didn't know it was a thing that could happen."'
Meanwhile cut to Wade last episode "So if you go to this tab you can see your hunger and water nee-"
"I don't need to, not important!" Exclaims Mark.
In this episode of 7 Days to Die, Markiplier’s objective is to dig a hole and that’s literally it.
*Diggy diggy hole plays in distance*
6:10 that dirt clod look dummy thicc though
9
ThatCreeperGuy great content
The making of the holes is the best part of me day lol
Mark: “I love when Wade becomes a pirate”
Bob: “The monkey is the real winner”
Mark: “I love all stages of Wade.”
Wholesome.
timestamp?
@@ruikamishiro9792 8:53
@@gen6778 thanks
Bob is absolutely hilarious in this part, everything he says is putting me in tears
“Devs you need to see what a snake really looks like it’s not even a bit it just absolutely terrified me”
“I’m about 18% umbrella right now”
"Fellers... I'm 21 % Umbrella and I'm coming in hot, I need some food in me!"
Everything Bob says in that entire part is so fun!
Inaudios bob is the funniest of them all, since they started playing together. It’s a shame that it only really comes out when he’s with a group of people’s. At least from what I’ve seen, been a bit since I’ve watched him.
"If that's what someone thinks a snake is, the world is not worth saving!!! If I know anything about snakes, it's that the first adjective I would choose is that they're slithery. And that thing was not slithery, that thing was FLOPPITY."
"Imagine - if I tell you something is floppity, imagine what you think it means? That's what it was."
Mark: I'm imagining a snake stretched out completely straight, going heel over tail, like, flopping while going ten feet in the air.
"That's not far off!!! That's not far off!!!!!!!! You think it's a bit, but it's NOT."
"IT WAS LIKE A SAUSAGE!!!!!"
Mark and Wade: *wheezing*
"THAT WAS LEFT IN THE RAIN AND BECAME BLOATED, AND THEN CAME TO LIFE AND FORGOT HOW TO BEND. Because sausages know how to bend. Even- Even inanimate objects know how to be a snake better than that snake knows how to be a snake."
@@actuallya-proud-weirdo5946 Pfft oh my lord XD, I snickered reading that last one.
@@ICCUWANSIUT your name sounds like a fall out boy song
“This is why I can’t do a Minecraft series, because ill just be 30 episodes with me digging a hole”, Mark... please
Mark is doing a new Minecraft series
Mark: well now I’m doing it.
This comment aged well
all he did was make houses in holes
@@repwashere I come from the future and I say that he does
Mark: "This is why I can't do a Minecraft series, because, if, if I did it would just be thirty episodes of me digging a hole, that's it. I just love digging holes."
As if we wouldn't watch that and love it, Mark.
👌👌👌
He could be doing absolutely nothing for 10 min and you all will still watch it
We watched him dig a hole in the ground with a spoon
Quality content.
Yes
Bob: I don't understand this digging bit.
Mark: *slowly pulls out tactical shovel*
"I was that kid in kindergarten just digging holes"
I felt that.
Nugget does not appreciate you making fun of the holes he digs, one way or another you'll enter the nugget cave
There was always one of us diggin day in day out
@@benjimack7681 yup trying to dig a hole
@@MissileVidsTH-cam I’ll never enter the nugget cave!!!
@@meeplol802 You will. Oh You will
"It's not a joke, it's not even a bit. It just actually terrifies me! If thats what someone thinks a snake is, then the world is not worth saving" -Bob 2020
bob... bob calm down
Concern 101 what happned
@@Simple_Grey_line ask the developers who have "been in alpha for 13,000 years" 😂
IT WAS LIKE A SAUSAGE!
That’s what I say about my mom
Coming later this next year the sequel to "Space is so cool": " Dude, I love digging"
His Doom enternal series make sense now.
Now they need to make it
bruh that song is such a vibe
420 likes nice
@@jakobgermain6226 yeah more than me.
Mark is literally just adult Nugget from Kindergarten
Nugget is happy
Nugget is angry >:(
Nugget is confused
Nugget is sad
Nugget is hungry
Nobody:
Mark: LeAd tHeM iNtO mY hOlE
My brother has the exact same profile picture in discord
@@heytjg1 nobody cares
@@chicknorris9602 did I ask for your opinion
@@heytjg1 yes and yes
I mean, Mark once dug straight into a prison warden's office. We shouldn't doubt his digging skills.
He practiced digging after the kidnapping
I DON'T WANA BE FREEEEEEEEEEE
"Guys I'm 20% umbrella and I'm comin in hot." I'm crying.
Don't you just hate it when that happens? Go outside in a rainy day and all of a sudden you start turning 20% umbrella xD
@@raystrife234 yeah, even after playing 7 days for years I still call it umbrella
bob said “drill instructor” and the voice on my head screamed “OASIS”
God it really has been two years hasn’t it.
Mark: The Genghis Khan of Scotland
Bob: The Leonidas of San Fransisco
Wade: The Constantine of Sincinatti
I'm really *Diggin* this series. Can't wait for more.
aha gorsh, i like diggin
Oh hell yeah you'll LOVE it! I recommend watching their multiplayer series before this.
:(
I watched this entire video before getting this joke
Oh wow 😂😂😂😂
The torch is also a weapon. It's not very powerful, but it can light enemies on fire. Plus, it doesn't have a durability so you can infinitely swing it without fear of it breaking. Useful for when you need to fight and see.
it would be better if mark actually makes blunderbuss ammo and wade to get a good bow and they shoot while bob bashes a zombie in the head with the torch
"I'm 20% umbrella right now, I need some help." WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
No one:
Bob: excessively rambling on about how the devs didn't get a snake right
Imagine in kindergarten, baby Mark sitting in the middle of the sand pit in a hole with his tactical shovel staring out into space.
Don’t forget the smiling
Cuz space is soooooo cool
_I must draw_
And judging everyone
Sidharth H Nugget?
Mark: "I'm gonna dig a hole".
*Tactical Shovel Incoming*
Enemy anti shovel Incoming
Legit named my iron shovel in minecraft Tactical Shovel
*Heavy gas mask noises*
@@JonTheGeek if you get a netherite shovel, name it "Tactical Shovel Requiem" lol
Air raid sirens start sounding in the distance.
18:44 "Mark invented Scotland." - Bob 2020
It was wade
@@idklol9966 they meant the part directly after that🙄 like two seconds later bob says mark invented Scotland
Here to hope Marks moat becomes massive till it just ends up filled with stuck zombies unable get back up sheer face of moat surrounding base. Let mark dig to his hearts content
Moat
It is more of a minor inconvenience than a moat but its ok
Mark: we really just united against you
Me: get flashbacks to what Wade did in Human Fall Flat
Also me: yeah no wonder you united against him
Mark: "I love digging!"
Mark, 10 years later: "yes, I have reached the CORE"
dude it would take him 5 minutes hes a god at digging
@@madpanda8522 Someone _clearly_ hasn't seen A Heist With Markiplier
*"GET OUT OF NUGGET'S NUGGET CAVE!!!"*
@@weldonwin markiplier: THIS IS MARKIMOO CAVE
@@weldonwin This comment gave me a spook because I got a desktop notification while playing Pokemon HG, in a cave, Battling with my togepi named Nugget;;; Good timing.
Mark Then: “This is why I’ll never make a Minecraft series, because it’ll just be 30 episodes of me digging holes.”
Mark Now: Hmmmm, I’mma start a Minecraft series.
when bob says hes "20% umbrella" all i can imagine is bobs arm slowly turning into an umbrella
Bob: "Fellers, I'm 21% umbrella and I'm coming in hot, I need some food in me"😂
Like for drunk Minecraft 2.0
This is my favourite comment
I read this LITERALLY right as he said it. Timing could not be better.
pee pee man me too
"I'm apparently hungry. I didn't know that was a thing that could happen"
The story of my life
I was reading your comment right when he said that lol
Honestly, I'd watch 30 episodes of Mark digging a hole in Minecraft
I love how Bob in survival games is always the cook, Mark is the builder, and Wade is Wade.
"If that's what someone thinks a snake is, then the world is not worth saving!" 🤣 LMAO!
Bob's snake rant was a thing of wonder and beauty.
Now all I wanna do is see what that snake looked like xD
“big feud between the minerson’s and the diggerson’s” actually had me dying laughing, so this is what quarantine has done to my sense of humor
Ahah, me too!
It was such a quirky joke, it just got to me.
@@gregoriotauro4469 Romeo and Juliet pigeon edition
Wade and Bob: Being productive
Mark: I'M DIGGING A HOLE
Wade : "Oh Daddy, tell 'em about my story."
Mark : "I'm not gonna tell them about your story."
Wade : "Are you Daddy?"
Mark : "Yes."
Bob: “It’s killing me!”
Mark: “Kill it back...”
Akiiro _chan - i love your profile picture :) giorno is good boy ☺️
Wish I could change my pfp
Jotaro Kujo - oh you can’t change it? :0 huh well at least you have a name :)
Hahahaha
When I was watching this, literally right after Mark said "rain!" I heard thunder outside my window. I'm not joking, it actually happened.
Markiplier: "I am the Genghis Kahn of Scotland"
The implications of this are troubling, yet fascinating
That casual Ed, Edd, n Eddy reference when he starts digging a hole, reminds me that Mark and I are about the same age.
I was waiting for
"I'm a woodpecker!
Except with dirt!"
I’m about 10 years younger then him but I caught it too, Ed, Edd, n Eddy such a good show
I loooooved that show as a kid! So glad Mark's on board with the Eds
Mark: "constantly being a meanie to wade"
Wade: "says one mean thing to mark"
Mark: *heeeyyyyyyyyy*
You literally copied and pasted that comment idiot
@@MrTtawesome ouch
im sad must’ve been from em xD
@@MrTtawesome ok?
Mark: "This is why I can't do a Minecraft series. It would just be 30 episodes of me digging a hole."
Me: Also you'll build an above ground hole to live in!
"I am a mark and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole
Digging a hole"
"This is why I can't make a minecraft series. Cause it would just be 30 episodes of me digging a hole."
Well, I can only speak for myself, but I would legit still watch that. xD Lol.
Same.
he would still get millions of views just for digging a hole.
Same
It would still be fun to watch. It'd also give him plenty of time to talk about the stuff he wants to talk about as he digs.
He did make a minecraft series tho it's called drunk Minecraft with Bob and wade
Mark: ‘This is why I can’t do a Minecraft series.. it would just be me digging holes...’
Me: *DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FRICK’*
Enjoy.
You dig down, I dig up; we'll find something if we keep going!
@@lPsychoMax Lava: allow me to intorduce myself
I'm so glad they're doing this series again! I love it so much. These 3 playing survival games is super entertaining and gives me something to watch when I can't sleep
"Why I'm not doing a minecraft series, it would be 30 episodes of me dogging a hole."
A surprising amount, including me, of people would watch that.
Mark: “this is why I can’t do a Minecraft series”
Me: Drunk Minecraft Was aThing
He meant at the present or future
@@undercover6252 I think he actually meant a dedicated series like what Jacksepticeye has done.
It wouldn't have if you were behind closed doors.
Which was a great series
I was eating cereal and when Bob started talking about the snake I almost spit it all out I was laughing so hard
I was drinking coffee and my laptop is right infant of me
infant yeah totally not in front infant
Seriously I NEED to see that snake!
I remember when I was at school, some kids started randomly digging a hole in the sandpit behind this tree, determined they could dig a tunnel out of the school grounds. Soon most of the school was invested into the project.
I think we went to the same school I remember that
How’d that work out for you?
@@Jellybeanthecat743 I think they probably got a hole about three feet in that could fit one kid then gave up 😆
Bob's "not-a-bit" about the snake is still one of the funniest things I've heard from him to this day.
As a long time player of 7 days... that “I am 20% umbrella” had me in tears from laughing 😂 Loved the video, funny stuff.
Me: "Mom, can we have a proper grave?"
Mom: "We have graves at home.
Graves at home:
Wade starts singing music from the jungle book, and everyone is confused what wade is doing
I WAS SO OFFENDED NO ONE GOT THE REFERENCE LMAOO
Even i figured it out pretty quick, and I’ve never seen the Jungle book movie
When I heard the zoomer joke all I could think was “you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain”.
"I just love digging holes" Mark 30 years from now as a grave digger
Why is your profile picture that resident evil hentai version of Claire?
I was thinking that as well
Is it bad that I know where that picture came from
well me i actually also like Claire Redfield, so i don't mind
lil crispy I looked at there TH-cam background to see what you were talking about and holy shit you are right.
I'm almost disappointed mark didn't go around the moat a second or third time
Samee
Its a ditch
8:48 was my favorite part🤣 "the stages of wade"
They have such a chemistry. Where even if they're playing on computer and are 100s or 1000s of feet apart, it stills feels like they're in one room, together.
thats usally how online gaming works lmfao
Bob: insults zoomers
Zoomers: aight ima head out
Yeah, that's what happened...
Bob: wonders why zoomers arent amused and leave
Was he wrong tho?...
Adrian J. As a Zoomer myself, he isn’t wrong lmao.
I feel like there are zoomers that are angry about this post...
As a Scottish person I hereby claim Markiplier as our Gengis Khan.
6:18 bob out here laughing like he in a mcdonald's commercial
you said that and now I can't unhear it
"is this game still in alpha" *stares at star citizen intensly*
**yandere dev has entered the chat**
me: how much nostalgia?
Markiplier: *YES*
Mark: lead the target
Me: hand simulator tank flashbacks
_"I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole._
_I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, digging a hole"_
I forgot how funny Bob is. Lol the snake bit and the umbrella had me rolling.
"The coyote is full of meat."
Mmm yes, the floor is made of floor.
Ah yes the desert is made of sand
Yes, the tree is made of tree.
Ah yes the keyboard is made of keyboard
@@aidanlafountain3206 i don't like sand, it's course, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Mmm yes, the clothes are made out of cloth
Wade: oh daddy, tell them of my story
Mark: Mm, I’m not gonna tell anybody about your story.
Wade: are you daddy?
Me and Mark, at once: *y e s*
Mark: Sexual Tyrannosaurus!?!?!
My Brain: "SHUTTAP WADE! I'M HAVING A ROMANTIC SITUATION WITH A DINOSAUR!!!!!
Mark & Wade: I think I'm getting wet
Bob: I'm 18.9% umbrella
Mark’s schedule is beyond wonky at this point but I’m still loving the vids 😂
Well....these are stream highlights, if u want more steady content head over to twitch!
How is this comment 50 minutes ago when the video came out 35 minutes ago?
Wiry Voldemort i posted my comment the minute the video showed up in my sub box
@@yember That's the opposite of steady content, he typically only streams there once every week
Jenithing I know :) I’ve already seen all of the twitch streams. I’m subbed there
Bob: "Is this game still in alpha? Hasn't it been like 5 years?"
Yandere Simulator: *Allow me to introduce myself*
I thought Yandere Sim turned out to be a scam?
@@mrman6035 Really?
@@mrman6035 not gonna say it isn't, but it isn't official. All hate regarding YanDev is same as always
I read this with YanDev's voice and it's hilarious
My instant response to that statement lol
Wade: "Are you Daddy?"
Mark: "....yes."
My thoughts: Mark is the Daddy, Bob is the Mommy, and Wade is the bastard child that they didn't want, but neglectfully love anyways.
Markidaddy
*I'm sorry*
Markiplier: talking about how if he did a Minecraft series he would just dig holes.
Me: ........ I’d watch it ;-;
I already did
"why is leveling up so hard"
Because the devs made the game harder instead of adding content. If you want to level up easier, I suggest u all fortify ur house. Upgrading blocks gives u alot of points.
Well they DID add content, but they MAINLY made the game harder.
@@grimace3983 And don't know how to bring it out of Alpha
Well I mean...you can change the game's files and mine at mach 10 speeds with a stone axe.
@@AbeBatJes isnt that cheating
@AbeBatJes yeah man that just sounds like cheating
Waiting for the moment they realise zombies can dig and a moat is a bad idea.
Wait zombies can WHAT
What
I always dig a massive moat filled to the brim with wooden spike traps
Yeah.. at least they likely won't deal with the cops, or the spiders, or the bloody Demo men..
Seriously? Damn
Stone shovel poke ground: *Poke!"
Dirt: IM GONNA DIE! SON OF A BIIIIIII!
A year later and Bob's solid ass burns still hit had.
"The zombie virus is like the flu!"
Bob: You have beers? Two beers?
Mark: **chuckles** yeah
Me: Mark.. no!
??
Kaylie Lewis I think he’d be fine.
@@captainrev4959 it's a joke. He can't drink alcohol. He gets really sick...
Kaylie Lewis I no that
The devs better make a tactical shovel for the game when it gets updated.
Mark: "thats why i cant have a minecraft series"
Me: "uhmmmm he has one now???"
Wade’s making Jungle Book references and neither of the other two are getting it. 😂
Wade: "Are you daddy?"
Mark: "yes"
😂
Alabama
@@eclpism Cheese
I laughed so damn hard when we got in the slithery and floppity bit 😂
Mark is really kind...
When Wade is talking quietly in the background Mark writes what he says, I can appreciate that
Mark has a gorgeous singing voice and that song he made should be played on the radio
Bob was on FIRE this episode, definitely the best snake rant I’ve ever heard
"I got 20% Umbrella on me"
*Mr. X incoming*