HONEY, WE SHRUNK OURSELVES | Grounded - Part 1

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  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3667

    Mark: **Immediately starts to assert dominance and leadership.**
    Also Mark: **Dies once and immediately submits to Bob's dominance**

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Cami it's annoying tbh, the game got butchered by drama

    • @Creeperboy12b
      @Creeperboy12b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Crimson Spirit Hard to tell if you’re serious lol

    • @captainskylink5894
      @captainskylink5894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Death does have a tendency to do that to people

    • @gabrielpetri7737
      @gabrielpetri7737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Crimson Spirit that’s pretty dramatic yourself

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gabrielpetri7737 well aren't you a sensetive pettal

  • @payton_bagel8317
    @payton_bagel8317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3198

    Mark: I found a swirling vortex of energy in a dark, dangerous, spider-filled cave
    Bob and Wade: *T I C T A C*

    • @thisisspeledwrong193
      @thisisspeledwrong193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No one:
      Bob, wade, and the chicken little Mayer: TIK TAK ?

    • @xxonaa
      @xxonaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bob

    • @fluttershy35
      @fluttershy35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wade

    • @BirdyGamingYT
      @BirdyGamingYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bob:i found a TIC TAK mark: I FOUND A LAB

  • @reapersurge5744
    @reapersurge5744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11560

    New title: “Grown men become tiny teenagers and argue over a drop of water”

    • @Txickat
      @Txickat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Better tittle

    • @boubusboy5039
      @boubusboy5039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Expert Role playing

    • @mishanplayz1522
      @mishanplayz1522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's actually true!

    • @Kaykay26701
      @Kaykay26701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Best comment I’ve seen all day

    • @RachelToons
      @RachelToons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      man your idea is better then any title of mark

  • @sealsake
    @sealsake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    bob and wade: enjoying tiny life
    mark: walking into a fucking horror game to find the spider's nest

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I know this comment is 3 years old but I feel like this is still applicable:
      _Mark can make any game feel like a horror game._

  • @mattf5855
    @mattf5855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6939

    Mark and bob: *constantly team up on wade
    Wade: *accepts it
    Wade and bob: *team up on Mark once
    Mark: HOW DARE YOU!

    • @timtam1238
      @timtam1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      now i wonder, do they ever team up on bob? 😂

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      When Barbra is around. They did a whole back and forth thing in uno.
      Barbra, mark and bob against wade.
      Barbra and mark against wade and bob
      And finally wade and mark against bob, and Barbra is an outlier with evil intent.

    • @kashanakram5592
      @kashanakram5592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Tim Tam never
      Bobs the nice one

    • @DarkKnight-yd5du
      @DarkKnight-yd5du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kashanakram5592 Hhmmmm

    • @ssnpixie
      @ssnpixie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So it was foretold ... lol

  • @tymbyt3225
    @tymbyt3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    Facts: Ladybugs attack ant's nest and can tear ants in half, as well as secret a substance that can flat out kill ants.
    Mark: Brings a stick

    • @ChocoCopters
      @ChocoCopters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      secrete*

    • @sylvanshalosky7166
      @sylvanshalosky7166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Little ladies can fight,that's for sure.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      They actually don't. Ladybugs don't attack most ants, and ants don't attack ladybugs. The only exception is the brown ant, but that's only because brown ants "farm" aphids for their honeydew while the ladybugs eat aphids as a food source. Fights do break out, but ladybugs don't fight; they camp. They fold in their legs and emit a foul smelling chemical that repel insects. The brown ants however, have very strong mandibles that can get through a ladybug carapace. Lastly, ladybugs don't generally rip, tear, or eat ants because ants have formic acid, which tastes unpleasant.

    • @tymbyt3225
      @tymbyt3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@scottwpilgrim Hmmm, good point! Good to know more, regardless though... don't mess with a lady bug when you're the size of a single brown ant, and all you have is your makeshift spear :3

    • @Franz0818
      @Franz0818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *dark souls boss themes plays in the background*

  • @blakehickey4220
    @blakehickey4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5007

    Mark: *discovering an abandoned ant hill, giant spider, and a lab, feeling terrified*
    Bob: I fOuNd A tIc TaC bOx!!!

    • @gruffyddlang5021
      @gruffyddlang5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Mark: LOOK AT THE LASER
      bob:i made a SpEar three seconds after... HOLY CRAP TATSS A LASER

    • @gruffyddlang5021
      @gruffyddlang5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      thats a laser

    • @gruffyddlang5021
      @gruffyddlang5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      is what i meant
      oops

    • @melodythefox7529
      @melodythefox7529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was on that part when i read the comment lol

    • @Sinnohy
      @Sinnohy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gruffyddlang5021 editing exists but ok

  • @s.corpio.n
    @s.corpio.n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4060

    When the spider lifted its leg in front of the light showing how big it was...it literally felt like a horror movie

    • @kathrynhoward4196
      @kathrynhoward4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      19:47

    • @s.corpio.n
      @s.corpio.n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@kathrynhoward4196 imma have a heart attack now

    • @warning6596
      @warning6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You feel like a horror movie *wheese*

    • @seansswamp
      @seansswamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ikr

    • @Youmadfornoreason
      @Youmadfornoreason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@warning6596 what

  • @SpiderDilly
    @SpiderDilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2658

    I love the dichotomy of bob and wade discussing their needs for a tier 2 hammer while mark is finding purple vortexes and abandoned labs that look like fallout shelters

  • @UnbelievableFritters
    @UnbelievableFritters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6588

    Bob: “I killed a gnat and got some meat”
    Mark: “Did it die screaming...?”
    Bob: “It died squishing”
    Mark: “g O o D”

    • @jamiebrown164
      @jamiebrown164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      First reply

    • @madm1115
      @madm1115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cade Rosenhan *whEezE*

    • @factualhat3018
      @factualhat3018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jamiebrown164 nobody caaaaares

    • @jayemover_16
      @jayemover_16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read that as it happened and your comment made the scene better LOL!

    • @greekfromgrybergrog
      @greekfromgrybergrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bob: becomes mario

  • @TheInkyAbys
    @TheInkyAbys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10098

    I love how the entire video is basically about mark slowly accepting that he isn't the leader

    • @itzxaye
      @itzxaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It is!

    • @nonames8706
      @nonames8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      But he is the true leader

    • @Slushii24
      @Slushii24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Wade and bob are being jerks to him ...

    • @Thorne-In-Your-Side
      @Thorne-In-Your-Side 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Character development.

    • @itzxaye
      @itzxaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Gabriel O'brien That’s an underrated comment😂

  • @jprofio
    @jprofio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4355

    "I drank pee again, but it's cool"
    Unus Annus summarized in a sentence

    • @arandomperson5784
      @arandomperson5784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      “Mark, don’t piss in our Brita filter”

    • @asdkl740
      @asdkl740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@arandomperson5784 proceeds to pee in the brita filter

    • @rodeo9837
      @rodeo9837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I came here to say this lmao

    • @LandonMcAfee
      @LandonMcAfee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What's Unus Annus?

    • @jprofio
      @jprofio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@LandonMcAfee Last year Mark and Ethan made a channel for a year and then deleted it. It was pretty rad to watch and the last day they deleted it in real time on a livestream. They did some weird things, like drinking pee and putting pee in a portable sauna; they also did some wholesome things, like an episode of testing whether Chica would save Mark from drowning, where they discovered she would not.
      (Wasn't sure if you were asking seriously or as a joke, so I figured I'd answer sincerely)

  • @yabudblud7706
    @yabudblud7706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    Mark:can’t get even close to killing the ladybug failing horribly and almost dying. Also mark a few minutes later:I’m gonna go kill a spider:D

  • @rumi_toot9660
    @rumi_toot9660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Mark- "Listen to me!"
    *gets talked over*
    Mark- *progressively louder Caveman Mark noises of frustration*

    • @cosmickitty3457
      @cosmickitty3457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5:35 is the time stamp for those wondering. 😂😂😂 I died...!

  • @-Miasimon
    @-Miasimon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    Bob: "This is adorable"
    Me: *Knowing about the spiders* "Yeah sure, let's go with that."

    • @волкпетух
      @волкпетух 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Along with the stink bugs, and the weird acid spitter bug things, and literally everything else in the game lmao.

    • @-Miasimon
      @-Miasimon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@волкпетух
      Now imagine... when Centipedes are eventually added.

    • @warrenmudd1163
      @warrenmudd1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Miasimon that will bring me nightmares.

    • @волкпетух
      @волкпетух 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@-Miasimon oh god. Especially when you think about how big some of them get. Imagine them adding the ones that are like 12cm

    • @knightofsigma8010
      @knightofsigma8010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Some day super mutants kill everything*

  • @acerains
    @acerains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Mark just living a true horror movie while Bob and wade explore an empty tiktak container, it's what I live for.

    • @AlphaAlarmClock
      @AlphaAlarmClock ปีที่แล้ว

      it's tictac noob

    • @acerains
      @acerains ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlphaAlarmClock actually its TikTok you pro.

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@acerainshe is right tho, it’s Tic Tac, u should edit ur comment

    • @acerains
      @acerains 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@coltforceplayer it's been literally a year if I haven't done it yet I sure as heck won't now. Enjoy TiKTaks!

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@acerains hey buddy, I've been a member for 1 month, listen

  • @jazzjazz01
    @jazzjazz01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5459

    Mark: Hits ladybug
    The ladybug: 🔴 ▪ 🔴

    • @kaylewolf
      @kaylewolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      It do be like that

    • @Txickat
      @Txickat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes

    • @captainmarshy223
      @captainmarshy223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Lady bug: So you have chosen death?

    • @wiccans4618
      @wiccans4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      *Darksouls Music Intensifies*

    • @ianbean6581
      @ianbean6581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is a creative comment. 9/10

  • @Rad_Akali
    @Rad_Akali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    That ladybug was way scarier in the dark than it should have been
    Imagine if they'd fought the spider with less light

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Like that spider at the abandoned ant hill? There's no way in hell I would have touched that one.
      I'd be like: "Oooo, cool garden light, abandoned ant hill to explore, a spider, oh look I am now running my ass back to camp."

    • @AuthorityCat
      @AuthorityCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ladybugs are actually carnivorous, so they should be scared.

    • @emilym3219
      @emilym3219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@AuthorityCat I'm glad that someone mentioned this fun fact, they're also cannibalistic. 🐞🐞🐞

    • @VampiricDragon666
      @VampiricDragon666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AuthorityCat Ladybugs prefer aphids over all other food sources. If there isn't any they'll eat what they can get, but if there are aphids around, all bets are off. They're fortunate that ladybugs go for aphids first and not them.

    • @the_lost_archivist3751
      @the_lost_archivist3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love how Mark is the one finally being bullied instead of Wade 😂

  • @yousureboutthat1271
    @yousureboutthat1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Mark, Bob, and Wade: **Trying to build a base**
    Me: **Intensely staring at Mark's hunger and thirst meters**

    • @stonkystuff7096
      @stonkystuff7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @magician0075
      @magician0075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh u should just watch me while I play dont starve together then u would really be triggered

  • @PotatoBeast-xg6om
    @PotatoBeast-xg6om 2 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I like how mark shouts "ENBIGGEN ME!" And years later they added a way to finish the game by creating the Embigening Cell

    • @samkohlo9158
      @samkohlo9158 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I too love how he said something super obvious that was intented from the start

    • @joshuakonyndyk9326
      @joshuakonyndyk9326 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@samkohlo9158 it’s the wording… not the subject

  • @kevinthemusician4767
    @kevinthemusician4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    Mark: Is this piss?
    Mark: *”SLURPS THE UNKNOWN WATER”*
    Mark again: ITS PISS!,

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    The bodies are small, but the egos are still big...

    • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had
      @bastard-took-the-name-I-had 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Honey, we enlarged our egos!

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bastard-took-the-name-I-had 🤭

    • @callysta5160
      @callysta5160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bastard-took-the-name-I-had this comment wins SBZRNSEMNS

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Slorg

    • @callysta5160
      @callysta5160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@LmfaorozMinecraft why did i choke on my drink at "slorg" what has my humor become,,,,,

  • @blep8671
    @blep8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Mark: *tried and fails to fight a ladybug*
    Mark around a couple minutes later: BOB YOUR LEADERSHIP INSPIRES ME AND IM GOING TO FIGHT A SPIDER BY MYSELF

  • @ianlorenzouy1921
    @ianlorenzouy1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    26:25
    finally, mark discovered how it felt to be wade in literally EVERY video they've made together

    • @liannewouds07
      @liannewouds07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True justice. But it will never happen again.

    • @skylerbenoit1103
      @skylerbenoit1103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Remember when they were playing Risk Of Rain 2? Right at the start of the video, both Bob and Mark once said, “I’m turning into Wade!” I feel like it’s the same metaphorical thing waiting to happen. XD

  • @tsmith4988
    @tsmith4988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Mark: *wants to be leader*
    Also Mark: *wants credit for his achievements*
    Bob: “As the leader, I’m happy to give you credit”
    Mark: *marks_ego.exe has stopped working*

  • @splendidfairywren9997
    @splendidfairywren9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    every time it's-
    Mark: i'm leader
    Bob: actually i'm leader
    Mark: I would lay down my life for you oh great one, your happiness is my only goal, your gratitude is all i ask for

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @MrJizzinmypantz
      @MrJizzinmypantz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If your not prostrated in worship for bob what are you doing with your life

    • @bluetube767
      @bluetube767 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wants to get promoted

  • @Fang22568
    @Fang22568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4131

    This game is like:
    Meeting other insects: calm
    Meeting a spider: *_PANIK_*

    • @pandalover5292
      @pandalover5292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      A spider isn't an insect, it's an arachnid.

    • @endiecutie06
      @endiecutie06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      pandalover529 thank you I was about to get very upsettii

    • @CinnabarCereal
      @CinnabarCereal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      spiders arent insects

    • @Fang22568
      @Fang22568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@CinnabarCereal stop telling me this, i know i fucked up x'D

    • @Cat_is_dead888
      @Cat_is_dead888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Welcome to my life as an animal lover with arachnophobia (:

  • @magenta7390
    @magenta7390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Mark: WHERE’S THE FRIENDSHIP?!
    Also Mark: You can have dry throats in Hell for all I care

    • @Zero.timelord
      @Zero.timelord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      3:00 also

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is such a raw, “fuck you” energy line that I’ve never heard before

  • @nedvanballegooyen9368
    @nedvanballegooyen9368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2860

    It’s all fun and games until someone has to mow the grass

  • @avip9880
    @avip9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    mark is that middle child that gets talked over and no one takes them seriously.

    • @arsonhycan
      @arsonhycan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i'm in this comment and i don't like it

    • @askmeanything7658
      @askmeanything7658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm not a middle child, but this applies to me

    • @junobrodin4243
      @junobrodin4243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is so true T - T

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

    Mark: "I drank piss."
    Me: "I.. I remember the War..."
    Unus Annus Chant gets louder.....

    • @destinydm7706
      @destinydm7706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m just gonna say, your profile picture and your name 👌🏽

    • @trickshot646
      @trickshot646 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The mission, you know the one. The one in our dreams, the one that never ends.

    • @skrungly6839
      @skrungly6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      P E e s A u n A

    • @brucewaynefan338
      @brucewaynefan338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bit if the ol' bear grylls

    • @BloomzieMusic
      @BloomzieMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha. u did a funny

  • @medusathedecepticon
    @medusathedecepticon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I really love when they play these type of games together. The Forest, Raft, and now Grounded

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Really hope they finish Grounded. And it’d be awesome if they played Sons of The Forest, now that it’s out

    • @Terrifyger
      @Terrifyger ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Multiplayer first-person survival games... they're the best. :3

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3905

    Bob: This game is adorable
    Ever breed of spider in the game: I’m about the end this mans whole career.

    • @fart648
      @fart648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I have severe arachnophobia

    • @suicidesuckerpunch
      @suicidesuckerpunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Fun fact, some Orb Weavers have webs strong enough to catch snakes.

    • @lilyofthevalley1495
      @lilyofthevalley1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@suicidesuckerpunch in what world of hell is that a fun fact

    • @zayrthemenace7989
      @zayrthemenace7989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am happy there's like - two spider breeds -

    • @larissatucker5345
      @larissatucker5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@fart648 they have an arachnophobia mode for people scared of spiders, I don't know what it does exactly but it doesn't affect gameplay

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

    "Stab it, hit it"
    my flashbacks: *BOP IT TWIST IT*

    • @wildharpy6435
      @wildharpy6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      *PULL IT SPIN IT*

    • @keegan9783
      @keegan9783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      KILL IT EAT IT

    • @lvl9970
      @lvl9970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      T O U C H I T
      S T R O K E I T

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *SMASH IT* !!!!!

    • @fawamaco1848
      @fawamaco1848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Then there's the very confused people not understanding our childhood

  • @owl7072
    @owl7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Something about seeing the words "Abandoned Ant Hill" while a giant spider stands with a threat posture in the distance gives me chills and makes me sad, and it doesn't help that I'm terrified of spiders

    • @alphagonomegarius5068
      @alphagonomegarius5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      that's some dark souls level enviromental narrative

    • @mokibomo
      @mokibomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      50.000 ants used to live here
      now it's a ghost town

    • @owl7072
      @owl7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mokibomo makes it even more tragic if they kill the ants they see roaming around. Just got out of that mess and now they gotta be careful around Mark, Bob, and Wade.

  • @travvypatty141
    @travvypatty141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Is nobody gonna talk about how Mark's character said I've fallen and I cant get up at 13:03

    • @peebledeeble
      @peebledeeble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      like a true teenager

    • @vayayoungbird9203
      @vayayoungbird9203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      17:25

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HE'S TAKING HIS TIME ON HIS RIIIIIIIIIDE

    • @FuriosasWarRig
      @FuriosasWarRig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What's there to talk about

  • @agentmaryland1239
    @agentmaryland1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Me: *wanders into the Great Oak dwelling and tries to avoid the spiders*
    Spiders: *always almost kills me*
    Mark: *wanders into the dwelling with no idea where to go*
    Spiders: eh, leave him be, he'll probably get himself killed at this rate without our help.

    • @wiccans4618
      @wiccans4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You thing that's bad? I had a huntsmen come to spawn and face checked me when I was building my house

    • @arianabell9351
      @arianabell9351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anthony Huffer oh SHIT! Lol sorry about that

    • @birchowl2105
      @birchowl2105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anthony Huffer I had a stink bug camp in the spawn door.

    • @pacrat190
      @pacrat190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the spider was stuck or out of range, it never rlly moved oof

    • @LotsaRaindrop73
      @LotsaRaindrop73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a wolf spider make its home my at my base oh yeah then the larva too

  • @thelastyoutubers2697
    @thelastyoutubers2697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Mark: As the leader--
    Me: Ah jeez. Here we go again.

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hello, people of TH-cam. I have gotten quite a bit of hate recently for purposely self promoting in the comments section of other creator’s videos. I am here to say that I apologize for doing this, and that I have deleted all my self promoting comments. In other words, you can be rest assured you will not see links to my video in the comments of trending videos again. With this being said, I hope you have a nice day and enjoy your experience on TH-cam.

    • @fib7615
      @fib7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 stfu

    • @ScrewyMink
      @ScrewyMink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, Shit here we go again

  • @timnordstrom7383
    @timnordstrom7383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Fun fact: ladybugs (Coccinellidae) are actually quite ferocious predators, and are encouraged to keep in your garden, as they will eat just about anything that isn't plant-material (allthough some species are herbivorous, and are themselves considered pests).
    So even before Mark attacked the ladybug at 16:41 I just kept on chanting "he's gon' die, he's gon' die"

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I managed to trick one into breaking a road stool when i only had tier1, but also discovered that they give up quickly of you run away.

    • @sammarie5424
      @sammarie5424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And when buying a container of them don't forget them in the fridge for them to over take when the power goes out and they all wake up

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sammarie5424 That sounds oddly specific

    • @medusathedecepticon
      @medusathedecepticon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      To humans: oh it's a ladybug 🐞 😊
      To other bugs: OH ITS A LADYBUG!!! 😨

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anxiousearth680 They probably had them to feed a reptile pet

  • @kathrynhoward4196
    @kathrynhoward4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    0:18 "What fresh hell is this?"
    1:18 "pebblet"
    2:03 Mark declares himself leader
    3:52 Mark hucks grass
    5:52 "it died squishing"
    6:01 super Bobio
    7:51 "puddle of piss"
    8:41 first spider appearance
    9:37 door refuses to exist
    11:07 "Hey, you knocked me off."
    12:59 "This was a mistaaake!"
    16:06 story animation
    16:36 first ladybug appearance
    18:37 Bob accidentally eats food he was trying to give to Wade
    19:09 Mark decides to brave the spider's nest
    19:47 spider suddenly turns the game into a horror movie
    20:35 Bob belatedly discovers the Tic Tac box while Mark stumbles across a "swirling vortex of energy"
    22:18 Mark is informed of the sleeping arrangements
    23:55 "Mushroom is bait!"
    24:38 Wade steals water droplet from Mark
    25:38 Mark foolishly attacks a spider
    27:03 "have dry throats in hell"
    30:50 Bob encounters spider
    31:41 Wade 'apologizes'
    31:58 Mark and Wade run into the spider that killed Bob

    • @dracoarton94
      @dracoarton94 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      6:02 Super Bobio

    • @kathrynhoward4196
      @kathrynhoward4196 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dracoarton94 Added. Thanks!

  • @billzonblox
    @billzonblox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    That spider zooming towards Mark honestly hurts just as much as Lixian's jumpscarez

    • @OmegaFox09
      @OmegaFox09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not a fan of his editing?

  • @tamozsenpai7896
    @tamozsenpai7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Mark: **Resorts to primitive noises when panicked**
    Me: *haha i do that*

    • @danivee8572
      @danivee8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True caveman

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, people of TH-cam. I have gotten quite a bit of hate recently for purposely self promoting in the comments section of other creator’s videos. I am here to say that I apologize for doing this, and that I have deleted all my self promoting comments. In other words, you can be rest assured you will not see links to my video in the comments of trending videos again. With this being said, I hope you have a nice day and enjoy your time on TH-cam.

    • @vereinigtekonigreicheoster35
      @vereinigtekonigreicheoster35 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Purveyor ok nobody asked but thanks

    • @grunzjr6019
      @grunzjr6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 That's self-promotion wrapped as an apology for self-promotion.

    • @SolDizZo
      @SolDizZo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GrunzJr nobody asked lol

  • @darthpizza3849
    @darthpizza3849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Marks last words.. “wade you suck” after he lays a curse on him at death

  • @725slugman3
    @725slugman3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Mark: runs through the spider nest at night, mines acorns infront of a spider, discovers the lab in the explosion
    Bob: oh tic tacs

  • @kirbo123
    @kirbo123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    Wade:steals Mark water
    Mark: salt mode ACTIVATE

    • @serenabloodstreamdevil1319
      @serenabloodstreamdevil1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mark: your just an asshole!
      Wade: wait, no, where did it go?
      Mark: your- your just a asshole!
      Bob: wait, did mark chop it down and you just straight up stole it?
      Mark: *still being salty*
      Wade: I was jumping and pressing on E... and *i* didn't know he was gonna chop the same one a-
      Mark: your- your just a jerk!
      Mark: IM NOT LETTING THIS GO!
      Bob: you need a snickers bar or something?
      Mark: NO I NEED WATER!
      *2 minutes later*
      Mark: oh boy I wish I could find *WaTeR*

    • @serenabloodstreamdevil1319
      @serenabloodstreamdevil1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also mark: 26:51

    • @aidanmahony7919
      @aidanmahony7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there’s a reason salt water isn’t good got you

    • @garykplaysgames3855
      @garykplaysgames3855 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salt water and salty mad

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark: peace was never an option

  • @DragonFangX
    @DragonFangX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I can only imagine if they got Jack for this how much more chaotic this would be...

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Definitely.😆

    • @cobratom
      @cobratom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I often get the impression that jack doesnt actually like playing in groups with them lol

    • @sonofberlplays8024
      @sonofberlplays8024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He took the month off sadly

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Brandon Binczak You can tell Jack/Sean has quite the ability to notice and take a lot of things in, one of the reasons he went on a brake from posting videos. A hectic environment of any kind I can imagine he doesn’t care for so much, but I think at least in the gaming world he takes some enjoyment out of it. You can hear it a lot in the videos he’s in with everyone. But yeah doing team let’s plays with up to like three other people, is chaos I think he prefers to stay away from a lot of times.😄 I love when he does choose to be apart of them though.😆

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SonOfBerl PLAYS It’s been a little over three weeks since he’s been at brake from posting on TH-cam now. It’ll probably only be a couple of more weeks before he comes back. I’ve been trying to catch up with some of his past videos for now..

  • @rumiusagiyama-mirko-7344
    @rumiusagiyama-mirko-7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Right after Bob said "It's inside of me." About the ladybug I got a condom ad... It was very fitting for the situation and I felt the need to share that with you guys...

    • @imthicc69
      @imthicc69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wtf? 😂

    • @jerkycow1777
      @jerkycow1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@imthicc69 JoJo is donkey balls

    • @guy_onfire
      @guy_onfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oml same, I keep getting condom ads

    • @danielledoeswhat
      @danielledoeswhat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you, but I feel that there was no need to.

    • @its_epictyler9317
      @its_epictyler9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      its was... fitting you say?

  • @plantballs
    @plantballs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "Maybe the antagonist was in this box."
    BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY

    • @VixitheFolf
      @VixitheFolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      A GAME THEORY

    • @glitch_boi6050
      @glitch_boi6050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those are the only needed replys

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My theory was more mormid when I played ... "5 slots ... 4 teens ... did the 5th teen die??"

  • @GeoDeo
    @GeoDeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Bob Mario was one of the funniest unexpected things I've witnessed in a while.

  • @DosageOfLithium
    @DosageOfLithium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    "I drank it"
    every five-year-old on planet earth when you tell them not to drink 'it'

    • @saladfish5
      @saladfish5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is... ‘it’?

    • @crimsonlancer1872
      @crimsonlancer1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s what I said when I drank my dads glass of beer I thought it was fermented Coca Cola

    • @DosageOfLithium
      @DosageOfLithium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saladfish5 God knows at this point tbh

    • @saladfish5
      @saladfish5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @KASSIDY WIESE uhhh please not that. Never that.

  • @loisosorio6904
    @loisosorio6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Mark: I'm the leader
    Bob:hey, wade MY LEADER
    Mark: *visibly A N G E R Y*

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hello, people of TH-cam. I have gotten quite a bit of hate recently for purposely self promoting in the comments section of other creator’s videos. I am here to say that I apologize for doing this, and that I have deleted all my self promoting comments. In other words, you can be rest assured you will not see links to my video in the comments of trending videos again. With this being said, I hope you have a nice day and enjoy your experience on TH-cam.

    • @loisosorio6904
      @loisosorio6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 I don't even know who you are but I still forgive you

    • @legendarywolfy8638
      @legendarywolfy8638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lois Osorio he has been doing this throughout the entire comment section just take a look

    • @loisosorio6904
      @loisosorio6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@legendarywolfy8638 but still tho

    • @vaindesigns2653
      @vaindesigns2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 please stop

  • @DrewPerry-ei1km
    @DrewPerry-ei1km ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Mark, Bob, Wade. You three have made my life so much easier in the last year. Through getting stabbed. Having a baby. Getting divorced, and going through insane detox to help better my life. You 3 have been the constant that keeps me smiling when it's really fucking hard. Love you guys! Keep being fucking amazing!!!

    • @Zasha-uq5uo
      @Zasha-uq5uo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      may your road bring you to warm sands, friend, and good luck with the child! :)

    • @Tamaralynnebeauty
      @Tamaralynnebeauty 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WTF!!!???????

  • @weegeeismad9298
    @weegeeismad9298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Nothing could go wrong with these guys.
    *Nothing.*

  • @lumenade3337
    @lumenade3337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Wade: Don’t threaten me with a good time
    Me: *Alright, alright*

    • @daaiefuku005
      @daaiefuku005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's a hell of a feeling though

    • @maxm455
      @maxm455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
      It's a hell of a feeling though

    • @maxm455
      @maxm455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This night is heating up
      Raise hell and turn it up
      Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
      Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time

    • @lumenade3337
      @lumenade3337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OOOHHH
      it’s a hell of a feeling though,
      it’s a hell of a feeling though,
      alright alright,
      it’s a hell of a feeling though,
      it’s a hell of a feeling though,

    • @maxm455
      @maxm455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lumenade 333 Who are these people?
      I just woke up in my underwear
      No liquor left on the shelf
      I should probably introduce myself

  • @haranneh1065
    @haranneh1065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    That moment when mark is risking his life and exploring uncharted abyss's and wade and bob and just chilling back at camp. xD

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like bob n wade, but mark should have gone solo for this game

    • @kingobadgers8413
      @kingobadgers8413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@xxCrimsonSpiritxx or he should've gone with Jack. They're better at working together.

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingobadgers8413 def, but jack is on a vacaycay

    • @abyss1315
      @abyss1315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he's fine trust me

  • @phoenixomega806
    @phoenixomega806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    17:00 Mark's webcam almost instantly changing from "I super got this!" to "OH GOSH NO." is something that you could remove from this game and put in a horror game and I wouldn't suspect anything being wrong.

  • @carlights1078
    @carlights1078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Mark: I’m the leader
    Bob/wade: Who decided that?
    Also mark: *hucks* everything at them

    • @mettalmack
      @mettalmack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LEO TIM FORD tf

    • @MaltShake
      @MaltShake 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cruel sun

  • @NotAllCatsAreNice
    @NotAllCatsAreNice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Hearing "THIS IS A DARK SOULS BOSS HEALTH BAR" in regards to a ladybug is freaking hilarious

    • @randysparks1271
      @randysparks1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Try Mortal Shell. Just take your time

    • @NotAllCatsAreNice
      @NotAllCatsAreNice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@randysparks1271 nah

    • @randysparks1271
      @randysparks1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NotAllCatsAreNice I mostly wanna know if it confuses anyone else the way it does me.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I. . . I have no idea what we are talking about but I'm nodding in agreement

    • @randysparks1271
      @randysparks1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@messyalien5164 don't worry about it lol. I was confused by a game

  • @HeyForest
    @HeyForest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Little tip: After cutting down a blade of grass, the bit of it left afterwards you can chop for more grass fiber.

  • @claradaigle583
    @claradaigle583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Oh hi Mark."
    my brain the whole time, "Oh Hi MaRk!!!"

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “I did not hit her!” XD

    • @botoutlaw2531
      @botoutlaw2531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welcome to The Room!

  • @andarolson5500
    @andarolson5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    20:28
    Bob: hey guys! I found some twigs to make tools!
    Wade: I found stone to make improved tools
    Mark: *the void has becomst known to thineself*

  • @alphagonomegarius5068
    @alphagonomegarius5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    mark: attacks ladybug
    ladybug: so you have chosen death

  • @Sk1pp3rR1p
    @Sk1pp3rR1p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    20:20 "Okay, I don't know where the Spider's Nest is..?"
    *Sees the spider up on the ridge, twitching its legs*
    ... Oh No... Mark, my Son, you are in danger...

    • @daan_vr5527
      @daan_vr5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2020😐😳😦
      How...ironic

    • @_smugmaster_4553
      @_smugmaster_4553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daan_vr5527 do you even know what ironic means

    • @daan_vr5527
      @daan_vr5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_smugmaster_4553 do you know what stfu means?

    • @daan_vr5527
      @daan_vr5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both answers are yes

    • @5lives17
      @5lives17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daan whats it mean then

  • @SCP--pt1dw
    @SCP--pt1dw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Mark saying “I’m going to *huck* this at you!” Is the pinnacle of comedy

  • @BrawlRGaming
    @BrawlRGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    ‘Honey, I shrunk the kids’ was an amazing movie from my childhood. I even loved the sequels, ‘Honey, I blew up the kid’ and ‘Honey, we shrunk ourselves’.

    • @maxvolume72
      @maxvolume72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yea when I saw the title of the second one when I was younger I was a little confused as I was taking the title a little to literally

    • @BrawlRGaming
      @BrawlRGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Max Volume that would have been a horror movie lol.

    • @max4633
      @max4633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That movie is never gonna die it's a very lovely movie

    • @yousureboutthat1271
      @yousureboutthat1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm pretty sure "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" was my first Rick Moranis movie, and I still love it.

    • @hildcit
      @hildcit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There’s even a sequel ‘Honey, I shrunk the audience!’

  • @reallyhardnametosay_2316
    @reallyhardnametosay_2316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    Are we not talking about how Bob is called “cankycrew”? No? Ok.

  • @alaskathewolf8256
    @alaskathewolf8256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Bob: "Listen Wade, our leader..."
    Mark: You seem to have said my name incorrectly

    • @ProjectDeltaOffical
      @ProjectDeltaOffical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Let's fix that with a controlled shock

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ProjectDeltaOffical Can the controlled shock meme die please? It stopped being funny 2 years after sister location

    • @macncheesy0548
      @macncheesy0548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@thx4chrckingin hey my guy, we dont need that negativity here :>

    • @orbitalchaos8049
      @orbitalchaos8049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thx4chrckingin Perhaps it stopped being funny for you, but you do not speak for the world. We don't need more negativity in the world.

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@orbitalchaos8049 Its just everywhere now! Have some originality, y'know?

  • @assaulthetz380
    @assaulthetz380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Mark: "This hole was meant for me"
    Me remembering one of Junji Ito's stories: "Oh.. oh no, no no no no..."

    • @assaulthetz380
      @assaulthetz380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Caleb Thomas I didn't say any bad for the story, but you get the gist, you feel horror within the story that jumpscares couldn't manifest. It gives a long lasting effect.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@assaulthetz380 junji Ito is an absolute Master of horror

    • @mamajaddie7728
      @mamajaddie7728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO NO NO NO

  • @summerbreezz7315
    @summerbreezz7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    Mark: "is this piss?!"
    As if he didn't know what piss tastes like...

    • @Lord_Azazel_Official
      @Lord_Azazel_Official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He did drink Ethans

    • @afterschoolproductions5132
      @afterschoolproductions5132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's just taking the piss out of it

    • @ThomasVye
      @ThomasVye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wasn’t that the whole plot of Subnautica?

    • @iibearii6149
      @iibearii6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he does tho. you ever watched unnus annus?

    • @eggiene
      @eggiene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

  • @envrise8293
    @envrise8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Mark: trying to be leader
    Bob: Choosing Wade his leader
    Wade: Choosing Bob Leader
    That's what real friends mean👍

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello, people of TH-cam. I have gotten quite a bit of hate recently for purposely self promoting in the comments section of other creator’s videos. I am here to say that I apologize for doing this, and that I have deleted all my self promoting comments. In other words, you can be rest assured you will not see links to my video in the comments of trending videos again. With this being said, I hope you have a nice day and enjoy your time on TH-cam.

    • @kinmakin2180
      @kinmakin2180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 thank you these comments are annoying and everywhere

    • @wedukerson
      @wedukerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 What does that have to do with us?

    • @Squibbletts
      @Squibbletts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xxdiamond345xx3 neato, we don't care

    • @angelagomez3949
      @angelagomez3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello hello?

  • @BlitztheDragon
    @BlitztheDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "I drank pee again, but it's cool."
    -Mark Edward Fischbach, 2020

  • @GerRiedl8740
    @GerRiedl8740 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Can we all just take time to appreciate Lixian’s editing skills, all of these series since his addition have been incredible from phasmophobia, the forest, raft, etc. all are deeply improved emotionally and story telling by him, fantastic job!!

  • @authorlacey
    @authorlacey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    When Wade apologized to Mark, it reminded me of that Christmas episode in Spongebob where Squidward reluctantly tries to apologize to Spongebob but literally can't say the word without choking.

    • @FaceofGaming
      @FaceofGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was an April Fool's ay episode, lol. I can only remember it because of Squidward's prank

    • @authorlacey
      @authorlacey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FaceofGaming Oh! Maybe I'm mixing it up with Christmas episode where they use a donkey gag to say Squidward was being an Ass XD

    • @minorumineta2359
      @minorumineta2359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *choking

    • @authorlacey
      @authorlacey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@minorumineta2359 Thanks :)

  • @timothymckane6362
    @timothymckane6362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Mark: *pokes spider from behind*
    Me, an intellectual: THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER

    • @Echofrost5
      @Echofrost5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YeS

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The meeeeeeeme, it liiiiiives

    • @RubleBubble
      @RubleBubble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He was the butt stabber the whole time!!

    • @gamingwithgabriel2470
      @gamingwithgabriel2470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      99

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The spider meanwhile is like: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!

  • @lumenade3337
    @lumenade3337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Mark: *Did it die screaming?*
    Wade: It died squishing...
    Mark: *Good.*

  • @adhuilgamingvod4764
    @adhuilgamingvod4764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    26:30
    Mark: complains about how no matter what he does, he isn’t appreciated
    Past Wade: Am I a joke to you?

  • @salt_soop7773
    @salt_soop7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    I just finished reading a book called “Micro” by Michael Crichton, the same author who wrote Jurassic Park, and its wacky that this got uploaded the day after I finished reading it. It’s very similar and I highly recommend it

    • @Xainar
      @Xainar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ah, I see you're a person of culture. Two minutes into the video I was thinking the same thing.

    • @abhinandhari7812
      @abhinandhari7812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heh screw privacy xD

    • @wolfjedisamuel
      @wolfjedisamuel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Must be a sign. Time for you to be the next Spielberg and make "Micro" into a memorable pop culture movie.

    • @shanechannel7066
      @shanechannel7066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read books with picture

    • @sonicinfinity1871
      @sonicinfinity1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I read it already.

  • @softballkitkat9237
    @softballkitkat9237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “Oh it’s inside of me, I don’t like that.” Bob 2020

    • @yaboiyogsas2431
      @yaboiyogsas2431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Softball Kit Kat ha 69. More coi kinky dinks

  • @amelyoussouf3726
    @amelyoussouf3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Netflix: are you still watching?
    Somebody’s daughter: 30:56

    • @jonathansclassroom8811
      @jonathansclassroom8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That really do be kinda funny though

    • @bingoboingobing
      @bingoboingobing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      i think its time for me to take my leave

    • @overkall1691
      @overkall1691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Amel youssef "Amel's Sister learned it from his Mom"

    • @amelyoussouf3726
      @amelyoussouf3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Overkall ?

    • @carbinked
      @carbinked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Somebody's son

  • @brookekaitlin3696
    @brookekaitlin3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Bob: "Call me Hoops!"
    Me: "Hoops McGee is back!"
    Bob: *switches to Willow*
    Me: *big sad*

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who?

    • @brookekaitlin3696
      @brookekaitlin3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 in a different video, Bob claimed people called him Hoops McGee. It was either Golf With Friends or Uno, I'll have to look for it

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brookekaitlin3696 neither. It was Heave Ho with Mark and Jack. Not the one with Wade in it.

    • @madeliner1682
      @madeliner1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was in bunny man, but now that you say it it was probably in heave ho

  • @andrewthomasprism9388
    @andrewthomasprism9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    16:57 I've never been more intimidated by a Ladybug.

  • @the_lost_archivist3751
    @the_lost_archivist3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I love how Mark is the one finally being bullied instead of Wade 😂

    • @uzziellinning2180
      @uzziellinning2180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah.... Also that farming game... I forgot its name.....

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@uzziellinning2180 ...how...how did you forget the name... it's literally called farming simulator 2019

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that is the official name of the game

    • @paulschlumpf628
      @paulschlumpf628 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude that's just brutal

    • @the_lost_archivist3751
      @the_lost_archivist3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paul Schlumpf 😈

  • @rabidrounds
    @rabidrounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Not even 1 minute in:
    "This hole is meant for me"
    I got that reference.

    • @jianng7795
      @jianng7795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drrrrrr

    • @adrianrivera6045
      @adrianrivera6045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reference?

    • @Vermouth_19
      @Vermouth_19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@adrianrivera6045 junji ito

    • @isiessjohnesclamado1222
      @isiessjohnesclamado1222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eyyy I'm not the only one

    • @grimdarklemonade3192
      @grimdarklemonade3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@adrianrivera6045 specifically, the short is titled The Enigma of Amigara Fault. Ito is popular for his short stories, and his most popular longer running story is Uzumaki. if you're into horror you should definitely check him out. his catelogue has a taste of many genres of horror, including things with comedic undertones. happy nightmares everyone!

  • @huhrawz
    @huhrawz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how mark is just venturing out and accidentally getting too far into the game

  • @Tomja87
    @Tomja87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Mark: Wade attacked me!!!
    Minutes earlier
    Mark: *throws planks of grass at Wade*

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nothing better than watching three men play a game featuring children as characters and those three men behaving just like children without even trying.

    • @academicninja8532
      @academicninja8532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *hucks planks of grass

    • @electricspider2267
      @electricspider2267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In mark's defense hunking that grass didnt hurt mark

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@electricspider2267 "I did not hit Mark! I did not! Oh, hi Mark." -Mark

  • @MrDiesel237
    @MrDiesel237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I NEVER get tired of hearing Bob say "WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!"

  • @rocksymoon9267
    @rocksymoon9267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I love when "The Bois" give Mark a hard time. Bob and Wade are the best of best friends, they keep a TH-cam superstar humble and make him rage. That last part isn't necessary to his success, it's just funny.

    • @strange2970
      @strange2970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aw I don't like it, I feel like my parents are fighting haha

    • @Lin_is_an_atrist
      @Lin_is_an_atrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@strange2970 lol felt that.

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Mark getting upset and deciding to go on his own is totally the plot of some Saturday morning cartoon episode about getting along.

  • @user-amanda
    @user-amanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    25:50 I can't believe Mark was the Crazed Butt-Stabber this whole time!

  • @paper-boat4326
    @paper-boat4326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The entire time they were talking about how pleasant the game was all I could think was WAIT FOR THE SPIDERS

  • @oliv3r569
    @oliv3r569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    "Is this a survival crafting game???"
    me: You didn't bother to look at the game when you installed it??

    • @TECHnoman753
      @TECHnoman753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me with any free "Indy" games or free mods lol

    • @garlic_boi
      @garlic_boi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TECHnoman753 except grounded costs $30

    • @Disastorm
      @Disastorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@garlic_boi and is not an indie game.

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PSHHH reading instructions is for LOSERS
      uh, can someone tell me the controls real quick? Anyone?

    • @FQP-7024
      @FQP-7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's gaming 2020 for you in a nutshell

  • @luisalbertocuevas-garcia6850
    @luisalbertocuevas-garcia6850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Is it just me, or did mark look so adorable during 22:41 when bob calls him “leader mark”? He just seemed so happy!

  • @s.venn7
    @s.venn7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    MARK: THE ANTAGONIST.
    ME: Grasshopper 😂

    • @ochicasillas6972
      @ochicasillas6972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no it's hopper

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello, people of TH-cam. I have gotten quite a bit of hate recently for purposely self promoting in the comments section of other creator’s videos. I am here to say that I apologize for doing this, and that I have deleted all my self promoting comments. In other words, you can be rest assured you will not see links to my video in the comments of trending videos again. With this being said, I hope you have a nice day and enjoy your time on TH-cam.

    • @DrakoWulf
      @DrakoWulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Mr. Al | He's replying to literally every comment with that exact message. It isn't random, it's annoying and stupid.

  • @noahhascall3004
    @noahhascall3004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Mark: how did I die
    Also Mark: *starved himself to near death*

  • @DalekBoy
    @DalekBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    A tip: if you go to an area where you can walk in-between concrete tiles, don't trust the tiles to be 100% safe from spiders. A friend and I were running across the top and a wolf spider climbed up to me right next to me.

  • @ExplodingJellyfish
    @ExplodingJellyfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The look on Mark's face when Bob dubbed him the Leader was like a kid on christmas morning

  • @ghostboy463
    @ghostboy463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Mark: "I don't like to be friendly to the lower class."
    Lixian: *Cries in animation* "I see how it is mark."

  • @ferniesantiques6044
    @ferniesantiques6044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Bob: his name is hoops, he’s a basketball player
    Me: REMEMBER HEAVE NO REMEMBER BASKETBALL

    • @mx.sinistxr
      @mx.sinistxr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “WADE HOW ARE YOU DYING???”
      “DUNK THE BALL NOT YOURSELF.”

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello, people of TH-cam. I have gotten quite a bit of hate recently for purposely self promoting in the comments section of other creator’s videos. I am here to say that I apologize for doing this, and that I have deleted all my self promoting comments. In other words, you can be rest assured you will not see links to my video in the comments of trending videos again. With this being said, I hope you have a nice day and enjoy your time on TH-cam.

    • @aykayjay
      @aykayjay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      remember the bunny dunk

    • @ferniesantiques6044
      @ferniesantiques6044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maki Harukawa I feel like this is the best comment I wrote this year
      I used knowledge (guniusness)
      And memories

    • @abcdcfggh
      @abcdcfggh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What ?

  • @MartHommes
    @MartHommes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    0:51 "This hole is made for me!" Did mark just make a Junji Ito reference?

  • @GH05TL1GHT5
    @GH05TL1GHT5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    25:48 Mark poking the spider in the ass and then immediately turning tail is the best 😂