ALR Faking Her Weight Loss Journey.. 2013

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  • @Listentotheread
    @Listentotheread ปีที่แล้ว +236

    How does she have so many supportive people in her life, and yet fails to get even a little healthier?

    • @thewrongshoes
      @thewrongshoes ปีที่แล้ว +40

      None of them were as supportive as prefect wifey even though Krystle was literally successfully dieting along with her (and lost even more weight after she dumped Amber). No one girlfriend, boyfriend , best friend , mother, father, etc can stop her from eating

    • @kellyx7600
      @kellyx7600 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because she's a lying c*nt

    • @moonlitskylight5740
      @moonlitskylight5740 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't know if they're supportive or enablers.

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@thewrongshoes Kristle had the same support system with or without amber. It actually got better once amber left since amber could only be a negative influence on someone attempting weight loss.

    • @heyla87
      @heyla87 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Becky’s fault you guise

  • @missingmimic
    @missingmimic ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Except for the 200 pound gain, our gorl has spent all of her time on you tube gaining and losing 1.5-3.3 pounds. She's never accomplished anything, at her starting point and now, that little amount is nothing

    • @dunkinnatalie
      @dunkinnatalie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @CatswithGuns101
      @CatswithGuns101 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh she accomplishes things it’s called massive weight gain

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's kinda interestng RN cuz her dieticians are putting her on a 2k calorie a day diet. For ALR that is very low. I can't imagine sticking to that myself, ha. Anyways, the next few months of weight loss or maintenance should be interesting as losing only a few pounds might be seen as a negative in terms of performance for a potential WLS, though amber might view losing say 5 pounds over the next 3 months as a success, it certainly wouldn't be one on the Dr. Now scale.

    • @etzzzhan
      @etzzzhan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      its not even weightloss anymore, its just testing peoples patience

  • @SpoonieCreates
    @SpoonieCreates ปีที่แล้ว +286

    She bargains like a true addict

    • @herbert4775
      @herbert4775 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      So wild to notice that too. Food is really a drug for her.

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      EXACTLY

    • @genx-odus5678
      @genx-odus5678 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Was just gonna comment this

    • @holographicsolace5700
      @holographicsolace5700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You can tell by the way she always says, “I just want this one day to not have to worry about food,” as if she EVER actually tries

  • @m.ccheddarbox874
    @m.ccheddarbox874 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    In a world where things can change drastically overnight, there is always one thing that will remain the same, Amber. She's been repeating the same thing for 20 years, never changing or getting better. She's a true hero.

  • @lucylu3193
    @lucylu3193 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    You just know exactly what Krystal’s personality and mannerisms are from these early vids. She literally sucks the personality out of people and then they dump her. Must be exhausting

    • @meeshelle1397
      @meeshelle1397 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I feel bad for Krystal! (Same as I do for her other partners aside from Wifey)

    • @dunkinnatalie
      @dunkinnatalie ปีที่แล้ว +32

      She's just quiet. Also have to take account that alr was pretty mean to her on camera so I can't imagine what she did to Krystal off of camera

    • @torihall2739
      @torihall2739 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wifey deserve all the smoke lol😂 she done turned our girl into such a diva/brat feels like we owe her something

  • @taniabarnes6028
    @taniabarnes6028 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    She thought a meal replacement bar is a snack dam no wonder she got bigger 😮

    • @plainbrownwrapper
      @plainbrownwrapper 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Her reading comprehension is minimal

    • @Platinumpuppy
      @Platinumpuppy หลายเดือนก่อน

      She ate excess carbohydrates, she ate pre workout and post workout snacks and 6 meals a day. She was out of her mind.

  • @PriscillaR2025
    @PriscillaR2025 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    God the Krystal voice and mannerisms era was the worst, that innocent and low voice drives me INSANE

    • @gh0stpuppi333
      @gh0stpuppi333 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Same!!!! I know a lot of people find her much more irritating now, but I just think her Krystle Era is SOOOO INSUFFERABLE

  • @lucylu3193
    @lucylu3193 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Great to see you back on the regular.
    From my remembrance.. you are one of my favourite excape goalt reaction channels.

    • @tomomouto
      @tomomouto ปีที่แล้ว +14

      remembrance 💀 that's amberlynn's vocab

    • @Nikki__
      @Nikki__ ปีที่แล้ว

      💀

  • @GlossyHop
    @GlossyHop ปีที่แล้ว +95

    It would be almost impossible to not gain weight while being in a relationship with Amber. Her whole existence revolves around food. I think it’s like living with any kind of addict, there’s easy access and constant temptation, along with Amber encouraging her partners to partake in the same destructive behavior so she doesn’t feel as guilty about it.

    • @petramhh1879
      @petramhh1879 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Misery loves company- she truly is an addict

  • @zoilalulu3798
    @zoilalulu3798 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    She barely ate, those portions are not enough to sustain even skinny people. Not to mention, the lack of protein in there. No wonder she always binged later.

  • @lesliecoler2215
    @lesliecoler2215 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Bet she wishes she was 368...... Now 600 pounds... Good going gurl!!!!!!

  • @Finkwood
    @Finkwood ปีที่แล้ว +66

    She's finally doing the damn thing, though! She's only gained 20 pounds since March!! (But lost 3 pounds, somehow.)

    • @j.artiste8596
      @j.artiste8596 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We don't understand math like she does 😔

  • @DarthKater311
    @DarthKater311 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I’ve never seen anyone make themselves fat and then play the victim like it was someone else doing it. Insane

  • @sonsofkojimarip
    @sonsofkojimarip ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Her voice in the first 9 minutes, you can really hear all the gravy coating the inside of her throat, Congestiveheartfailurelynn is so inspirational!

  • @biggumzgermz3504
    @biggumzgermz3504 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    She was about to cry because her girlfriend wanted to do the right thing if you’re trying to lose weight and not order out. I can only imagine the back lash poor girl received for making alr cook 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @Damnation2man
    @Damnation2man ปีที่แล้ว +87

    When the 🦎 tongue comes out, I become so so irrationally angry- LIPS DRY? USE CHAPSTICK BEFORE RECORDING! How is this so difficult for Pookie to understand? This hasn't changed over the years AT ALL.

    • @EYE_GOTCHA
      @EYE_GOTCHA ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s one of the things that she does that drives me insane! Her 🦎 tongue, horrible grammar and undeniable narcissism all make me crazy. 😭

    • @zeejustin6
      @zeejustin6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@EYE_GOTCHA echcetera echcetera

    • @batbrat4412
      @batbrat4412 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Her tongue is the most disgusting thing about her... The smacking when she eats, the tongue noises are just too much!!! I know I can't handle these videos yet I still watch... Idk why we do this to ourselves..

    • @gh0stpuppi333
      @gh0stpuppi333 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Constantly sticking her tongue out and getting distracted watching herself

  • @AmericanHoney7
    @AmericanHoney7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Can’t wait to fall asleep to this tonight 🙌🏼

  • @deejaye2647
    @deejaye2647 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Her whole life revolves around food

    • @sotirzvanidjubre4109
      @sotirzvanidjubre4109 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that why she has 1200 journals and 3000 pairs of earrings or 200 unnecessary dresses? She's greedy in every possible way,not just when it comes to food..

  • @BlueFalconCommander
    @BlueFalconCommander 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    This is why I’m convinced that Amber is using her size to guilt trip people into thinking “geez she looks like she’s been through something pretty bad”. When in reality, she’s lived a privileged life with more opportunities than most people. Hardly what I think about when she says she was in a shelter and all that.

    • @batbrat4412
      @batbrat4412 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yep!!!!!

  • @pappysheart6710
    @pappysheart6710 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I sense a great deal of suffering regardless of what she does. If you had to lug around 600lbs everyday,... Damn, that's like a punishment right there. Plus, every single person you ever meet will see you as a freak of nature. Also, the amount of online ridicule and hate she gets is astounding. I think you'd have to be a psycho to thrive on that. If she ever lost a lot of weight, she'd also lose the only thing that made her stand out. Must suck. Now where did I put that sympathy bone? Oh well. Lol.

    • @grendelsmama2302
      @grendelsmama2302 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea she must be suffering in ways unimaginable…

  • @southernbygrace3274
    @southernbygrace3274 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Hey y’all. I think we just caught her in another lie. When she filmed the infamous spraying Pam ON the salmon, she said she’d never cooked salmon before. But around 14:50 she shows her plate and said she made salmon.

  • @batbrat4412
    @batbrat4412 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    So if she cooks healthy she will have to eat junk during the night but if she orders unhealthy she can just snack on carrots or something like that the rest of the night? WTF?????? How did that make sense to her???? If you eat a balanced and nutritious meal you wouldn't feel the need to snack all night cuz your body will have consumed what it needed!!! She really will find a excuse to eat whatever she wants.. the mental gymnastics are WILD...
    Lol she blamed alot of crap on poor Krystal... Krystal didn't weight 400 freaking pounds, AMBER!!! Omg she gives me a headache

  • @AnimeSuxCopeAndSneed
    @AnimeSuxCopeAndSneed 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Ten years of pure B.S. An entire decade of lying to herself.
    Don't let this be you.

  • @Terratetradon
    @Terratetradon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Chocolate on an EVERYTHING bagel ??

  • @kdani4777
    @kdani4777 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    After watching for a long time, I think food represents stability and all the things she was missing from a very young age. She was denied these things, and she was denied food in foster care. Food can’t fill the void but as it represents the things that can, more goes in. She knows something isn’t right about it, she works hard to get insight, she gets excited about change, but until she addresses whatever happened a (very) long time ago, more insight does not help. Food is used as a substitute for something she was missing that she desperately needed.

  • @fffffffflei6589
    @fffffffflei6589 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Until she thinks about "Eating Healthy" as a diet and not as a way of living she will never lose weight.

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      a lot of people think and promote that mindset, so it makes sense that she would too

  • @rivertowne6911
    @rivertowne6911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    35:35 "i will mess up my metabolism so bad if i did that" gorl.. you already messed up your metabolism. what are you talking about??!?!?

  • @cheslxy
    @cheslxy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    She chose money over her health. There’s no change in 2024

    • @DayLee10
      @DayLee10 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      She chose food really. The money is just a means to an end.

  • @und3rc0v3rvampire
    @und3rc0v3rvampire 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    It’s sad that 366 is actually a pretty manageable weight, she could’ve changed her life is she really tried but now we are sitting at like what 500 pounds?

  • @zeejustin6
    @zeejustin6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    She can't say bacon bit(s)...like plural. She has to say "some bacon bit".

    • @LexaJ828
      @LexaJ828 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But then when it’s strips of bacon she’ll call it “bacons” 😂 genius IQ

    • @RS-tc2ct
      @RS-tc2ct ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "a lunchable"

    • @EYE_GOTCHA
      @EYE_GOTCHA 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@LexaJ828
      “6 bacons” 😂

  • @batbrat4412
    @batbrat4412 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I have a elliptical... I dont believe for a SECOND that Amber did 10 solid minutes on that thing. Im only about 50 pounds over weight and i live a active lifestyle. We hunt, we fish, we hike. We spend more time in the mountains and Forrest walking around then any other hobby of ours. When i started my elliptical i had to do 3 minutes at a time and rest for a min then do 3 minutes. It took me about 3 weeks to work myself up to a solid 15 minutes. If you're not used to a elliptical it will kick your butt!! Your legs feel like jelly lol theres no way she did more than 1-2 minutes on that thing... Shes a flat out LIAR

    • @bloopnation
      @bloopnation 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      omg, I can just imagine her running the timer then getting on it to video the ten min mark. what a horrible person she is. nice to see that people like you are healthy and living life. go girl

    • @Platinumpuppy
      @Platinumpuppy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      When I started I was 306lbs. Using an elliptical made me drenched in sweat, like wring my clothes out like a wash cloth.

    • @batbrat4412
      @batbrat4412 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Platinumpuppy yep! The elliptical is no joke especially if you're out of shape! That thing kicked my butt when I first got it! She never used one regular enough to do 10 solid minutes. I don't believe her at all. She probably paused the timer a few times

    • @Platinumpuppy
      @Platinumpuppy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ amber didn't do poop. She gained 200 plus pounds.

  • @thewrongshoes
    @thewrongshoes ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The question is, can you date Amber over a year and not gain weight ? It must be pretty hard cause she always wants to eat out and eat the worst stuff

    • @moonlitskylight5740
      @moonlitskylight5740 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As odd as this may be, it depends on who is better at controlling the others' behavior.

  • @TheBobbySpeed
    @TheBobbySpeed ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Sad human being

  • @beebenn3732
    @beebenn3732 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Her and her tiniest bits and not even whole portions lol

  • @genx-odus5678
    @genx-odus5678 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It really gets under my skin how she says “delicious” and “delicious-ness”

  • @halfling49
    @halfling49 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The gall of Amberlynn, she is in no position to be judging anyone else's eating habits

  • @PoppySeed47
    @PoppySeed47 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If she gets approved for the wls I will be big time shocked. Amber needs to do the actual work and loose weight over a good period of time, keeping it off and show she can make the changes longterm. There is no point in her having the wls if she can't change her eating habits permanently and honestly she is no where near being able to do that just yet. Amber is looking for a quick fix.

  • @patt335
    @patt335 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    She’s lost viewer support just by talking and gaining.

    • @sotirzvanidjubre4109
      @sotirzvanidjubre4109 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Talking? You mean lying?!

    • @EYE_GOTCHA
      @EYE_GOTCHA 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “TH-cam is my passion!” 😂

  • @trashcanchic
    @trashcanchic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    58:24 What was she trying to say here?? "We ate like hef sauces"?? Was that her quirky way of saying heifer? 🤔

  • @Runningwithscissors396
    @Runningwithscissors396 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Good to see you again. :)

  • @hazelnutcase357
    @hazelnutcase357 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like the start.
    Which way shall I go?
    Gain?
    Lose?
    I can't keep going the wrong way....
    (She never said which was the right way. I guess the last 10 years tells the truth.)

  • @_azpurr_
    @_azpurr_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "i made a healthy mashed potatoes" girl its just mashed potatoes 💀 wat

  • @LemonRae33
    @LemonRae33 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “Too Hard Core” … Inconsistent.

  • @DainsleifOfficial
    @DainsleifOfficial 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    49:50 despite correcting herself on the math she still calculated wrong😂 it’s 300 calories

  • @batbrat4412
    @batbrat4412 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    She's not a BODY SCIENTIST ppl!!!!

  • @robbotelho
    @robbotelho ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Fatty boom boom has had enough goodies to last 16 lifetimes.stop it you've eaten enough

  • @MrSaxgirl
    @MrSaxgirl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Her lazy eye kills me

    • @chickenstrips5313
      @chickenstrips5313 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omg she does have a lazy eye 👁️ I never noticed that

  • @EYE_GOTCHA
    @EYE_GOTCHA ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:48 She did this, constantly, when she had snakebites. She deliberately and consistently pushed the studs into her gums, and makes me wonder if she actually likes to feel constant pain.

    • @LindsayLindow
      @LindsayLindow ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Those damn snake bites make me irrationally angry.

    • @hotmeelk500
      @hotmeelk500 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      From personal experience (also have lip piercings) - you kinda get weird little quirks, I guess, if you can call it that? Like some people bite into them, some people play around, some chew or move around back and forth. It's still a foreign object in your mouth after all, so you kinda subconsciously twiddle with it, haha. I highly doubt it hurt, but can absolutely damage gums or teeth!

    • @tatertott2390
      @tatertott2390 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is she like to feel constant pain, hunger pains wouldn't be a big deal for her

    • @EYE_GOTCHA
      @EYE_GOTCHA ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tatertott2390
      I think that Amber rarely, if ever, has felt true hunger pangs. She has said she likes to always feel full (or “fool”, in Amberspeak), so she probably doesn’t ever wait to eat until she’s legitimately hungry (“hongry”). 😮

  • @joannaazar7396
    @joannaazar7396 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sending love from- NewJersey❤❤

  • @Dougie19xx
    @Dougie19xx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude, does she look back at herself on these 10 YEAR OLD videos and not feel ashamed?! There's absolutely no hope for this girl.

  • @imisstheragethemost
    @imisstheragethemost 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A body scientist? You mean a doctor? 😂

  • @homemakingwisdom
    @homemakingwisdom 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It should be called how to gain weight chanel.

  • @crystalmeier6579
    @crystalmeier6579 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Here's some cake crumble heroin, some brownie batter heroin, and some marshmallow and gummy bear heroin'.

  • @Platinumpuppy
    @Platinumpuppy หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's an absolute wonder than none of her gorl friends ended up with bleeding ulcers and not just acid reflux and mild ulcers. She wanted spicy, greasy, lots of stress.

  • @minmoongi_
    @minmoongi_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Amber’s stomach growling 27:50 55:09 55:13

    • @queenquels4442
      @queenquels4442 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow Hurd that as well smh

    • @minmoongi_
      @minmoongi_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@queenquels4442 eats too much

  • @Rayk3nn
    @Rayk3nn ปีที่แล้ว +15

    But muh calories im countin muh calories and no lose weight 😢😢 its your fault you didn't count muh calories to. -hefferlyn

  • @AnimeSuxCopeAndSneed
    @AnimeSuxCopeAndSneed 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Ten years of pure B.S. An entire decade of lying to herself.
    Don't let this be you.