It's already pretty nice like this with the translation, but man, it would be awesome if you were able to get all the hidden and intranslatable jokes that are still in there, it is even better than you think
As someone who's dutch and absolutely loves Arjen Lubach, I'm very happy to see that he also gets recognition outside of the Netherlands. But a lot of the jokes loose its meaning in english, like the puns or the ones with famous dutch people.
Shame some puns and inside jokes translate incompletely to English (Uber-haupt for instance), but still big respect again to who did this: I often am still amazed with how tricky things are translated so well! Ahhh hhis chinese webshop reference, took me a bit to let it sink in, but that episode was seriously funny!
This guy is incredible. Very nice you translate it. And he always has a point as it comes to community or other issues. You probably know his item about America first, the Netherlands second and the parodie on Donalds slogan in the elections.
Though those companies make big losses, their shares on the stock market grow, so investors make a lot of money. Be the first to buy shares in a successful startup and make billions. By the time common people start buying shares, the big ones start to sell. By the time the startup goes broke, the big first investors are out. And the common people see their expensive shares go down until there is nothing left. Because meanwhile another startup is pushing them out of the market.
Sorry im a bit late Dutch Man, but yeah this is correct. Also, a company's value is determined (among other things) by their future cash flows. Now if Uber for example would be the only taxi service there is, they would make huge profits. So nowadays for many tech start ups (because in the end all the named companies in this video are tech start ups) just have to fight the competition to see who has the most funding, because that way you can outlast them. And once you have outlasted them, you are the only competitor, can increase prices significantly and get profits as high as the sky! What venture capitalist wouldnt want that?
@@DKon3 Most tech start-ups will never make any profit. They die a quiet death because someone else has a better idea. Or they are eaten by a bigger fish, who in turn... Before they make any real money their share value has sky rocketed, and they end up in the belly of the big internationals who will absorb their market share, technology and patents. Not to use it, but to prevent competition. Microsoft, IBM, or General Motors do not produce the best products, anyone knows that, but are big enough to snatch all potential better ones out of the market before they get big. That is what investors are looking for, a nice fish that grows in value and is eaten alive.
A tiny tiny pinprick counter movement to the Thuisbezorgd; I orderd through them sushi at a local sushi place. And with the delivery I got a voucher from the restaurant of 2x 5% of if I would order on their own website. Same service, same prices, but as a sode dish a little tiny f%*@ you to Thuisbezorgd 😂
Same here, when I order pizza at my local restaurant on their own website i get a free drink. But after I saw this video i only use thuisbezorgd to find restaurants, not to order there
I am from the Netherlands and I'm always doing that from the local pizza place. They have their own website where I can order with their own delivery drivers. They are a small Italian restaurant run by a Italian family and have bin there since I was born so at least 34 years. If you are ever in the North of Amsterdam across the IJ look for San Remo pizzaria.
I love Arjan Lubach. If you want to do more shows, Arjan did stop the zondagshow a couple of years ago. but he did start another show: de avondshow met Arjan lubach
Truth! I used to watch a few others but stopped with them all. For music I still do occasionally watch The Charismatic Voice (Maggie Reneé unfortunately got too much TikTok-style in her reactions but she used to be fantastic!) and for movies and tv-shows there are a few review channels that I really love, but for all sorts of react videos, Combustible really is the best! Sincere, friendly, positive etc. No hidden agendas, no pushy personal messages about religion or political point of view whatever etc. Sometimes an honest insight, but he still leaves you in your value, no matter what your personal beliefs about the subject are. Also the crowd here really is positive and kind; no negative remarks to what others say etc.
Lawyer here; you make money because you move your profits into a 3rd holding company. Don't pay taxes or anything because you move money within your own company. Such a company is like a tree branch. You go into the red; you can use that negative balance to get tax advantages. While your profits are in a different branch of your tree.
Say what you want about the Soviet Union... their national anthem was a hell of a lot better than the Star-spangled Banner (or Star-speckled Banana, according to my mother 😄).
Ngl I'm sincerely worried about Amazon. I do not want them here. Haven't bought from Amazon once and I hope I can keep that up for as long as possible but you just know how this will end up and it freaks me out.
I have bought from Amazon, years ago, looking before I knew what they actually were... they're on my blacklist now, never buy from them, never work for them.
i'm Dutch, this was a TV show and every Sunday this was on NPO 3. but what this TV show does is bringing the news of the week in a funny way. so he has a point because he brings the news on a funny way
The investors understand that its long term, just drive all the competition out of business and buy any up and coming competitors. So longer term they make crazy money.
@@corneliusantonius3108 As others have pointed out monopolies are illegal already in most countries, Sadly the money they pump in to lobbying has basically left us in a situation where unless its a massively egregious example those laws don't get enforced. I mean just look how much disney have acquired or amazon. They have too much power.
yesterday i orderd a uber, the biggest problem is that its so cheap the driver wont wanna do short rides ( 12 mins drive) that you have to message the driver right away that you give a tip else they all cancel it
Hi Highly, Cees van der Staaij, the guy with the condoms, is a representative in our Parlement. He is conservative Christian. Great you are watching this guy. Greetz from Holland.
I try to avoid thuisbezorgd now, since they added some extra 80cts service fee, its ridiculous. I didnt know Lubach said a thing about what I see as a great problem in kapitalist western world. ( On the other hand, the Dutch are no virgins when it comes to the Monopoly Game..
How did you find the shows of Arjen? Do you have a dutch partner, i hear you talk about Who translate it, somerimes when you are filming. ❤shout out to the translater. And i did not know that so many big names are loosing money and still go on, i know some big stores or fabrics have small stores , and its oké the loose money, because in the end that firm makes money like -2 + 8 =6 so that makes a little sence. Still. I would not keep, a loosing game going on. Thx for sharing Arjen Lubach and comment, bc of netflix and dutch videoland i do not watch tv much,.. But sooo glad Arjen Who just had a funny section in a huge talk show, 🎉 got his own. And he is doing well. 🎉
I understand the confusion dude, why do rich investors invest in these loss-making companies, simply because the money is yours and those investors manage it, it's not their own money, yes that's scary.
What you choose will never matter because everything is mine . -- Tom MacDonald , The system -- (speaking for the devil about the question how they make profits with companies that lose money)
I want to add some nuance to this. He wasn't a antivaxer. He just was against the Covid policies in The Netherlands and against the idea that every healthy person should take that vax. That doesn't necessarily make him a antivaxer.
This uber coupe aint gonna work i think, its for local taxi companies very easy to make an app to book rides so when Uber increases the prices there will be profitable competition enough.
It's already pretty nice like this with the translation, but man, it would be awesome if you were able to get all the hidden and intranslatable jokes that are still in there, it is even better than you think
From experience I can tell you. It is
@@wouterrammeloo i was talking from experience too😀, fortunately
As someone who's dutch and absolutely loves Arjen Lubach, I'm very happy to see that he also gets recognition outside of the Netherlands. But a lot of the jokes loose its meaning in english, like the puns or the ones with famous dutch people.
thats just because the translations are tricky
Shame some puns and inside jokes translate incompletely to English (Uber-haupt for instance), but still big respect again to who did this: I often am still amazed with how tricky things are translated so well!
Ahhh hhis chinese webshop reference, took me a bit to let it sink in, but that episode was seriously funny!
This guy is incredible. Very nice you translate it. And he always has a point as it comes to community or other issues. You probably know his item about America first, the Netherlands second and the parodie on Donalds slogan in the elections.
You were saying alibaba is great, you should see his episode about that one asswell thenXD
This video is one of Lubach's best!
Though those companies make big losses, their shares on the stock market grow, so investors make a lot of money.
Be the first to buy shares in a successful startup and make billions. By the time common people start buying shares, the big ones start to sell. By the time the startup goes broke, the big first investors are out. And the common people see their expensive shares go down until there is nothing left. Because meanwhile another startup is pushing them out of the market.
Sorry im a bit late Dutch Man, but yeah this is correct. Also, a company's value is determined (among other things) by their future cash flows. Now if Uber for example would be the only taxi service there is, they would make huge profits. So nowadays for many tech start ups (because in the end all the named companies in this video are tech start ups) just have to fight the competition to see who has the most funding, because that way you can outlast them. And once you have outlasted them, you are the only competitor, can increase prices significantly and get profits as high as the sky! What venture capitalist wouldnt want that?
@@DKon3 Most tech start-ups will never make any profit. They die a quiet death because someone else has a better idea. Or they are eaten by a bigger fish, who in turn...
Before they make any real money their share value has sky rocketed, and they end up in the belly of the big internationals who will absorb their market share, technology and patents. Not to use it, but to prevent competition.
Microsoft, IBM, or General Motors do not produce the best products, anyone knows that, but are big enough to snatch all potential better ones out of the market before they get big.
That is what investors are looking for, a nice fish that grows in value and is eaten alive.
A tiny tiny pinprick counter movement to the Thuisbezorgd; I orderd through them sushi at a local sushi place. And with the delivery I got a voucher from the restaurant of 2x 5% of if I would order on their own website. Same service, same prices, but as a sode dish a little tiny f%*@ you to Thuisbezorgd 😂
Same here, when I order pizza at my local restaurant on their own website i get a free drink. But after I saw this video i only use thuisbezorgd to find restaurants, not to order there
I am from the Netherlands and I'm always doing that from the local pizza place. They have their own website where I can order with their own delivery drivers. They are a small Italian restaurant run by a Italian family and have bin there since I was born so at least 34 years. If you are ever in the North of Amsterdam across the IJ look for San Remo pizzaria.
I love Arjan Lubach. If you want to do more shows, Arjan did stop the zondagshow a couple of years ago. but he did start another show: de avondshow met Arjan lubach
Of all 'react'-youtubers, you are by far out the best.. THE BEST! Love you!
Yeah he reacts to such unique videos, he is often the only person to have reacted to videos :)
He's the best, has the best pony's, so grab them by the pony.
Truth! I used to watch a few others but stopped with them all. For music I still do occasionally watch The Charismatic Voice (Maggie Reneé unfortunately got too much TikTok-style in her reactions but she used to be fantastic!) and for movies and tv-shows there are a few review channels that I really love, but for all sorts of react videos, Combustible really is the best! Sincere, friendly, positive etc. No hidden agendas, no pushy personal messages about religion or political point of view whatever etc. Sometimes an honest insight, but he still leaves you in your value, no matter what your personal beliefs about the subject are.
Also the crowd here really is positive and kind; no negative remarks to what others say etc.
Just googled Taxi Mariska. Seems like she lost already. Couldn't find her anymore. 😥
Lawyer here; you make money because you move your profits into a 3rd holding company. Don't pay taxes or anything because you move money within your own company. Such a company is like a tree branch. You go into the red; you can use that negative balance to get tax advantages. While your profits are in a different branch of your tree.
hello from the Netherlands .
thanks for the video Highly .
Sincerely Hollandduck
Say what you want about the Soviet Union... their national anthem was a hell of a lot better than the Star-spangled Banner (or Star-speckled Banana, according to my mother 😄).
The base for "Go West" by the Petshop Boys
And also better than the Wilhelmus ;)
Battle cry of freedom as the new anthem please
Ngl I'm sincerely worried about Amazon.
I do not want them here. Haven't bought from Amazon once and I hope I can keep that up for as long as possible but you just know how this will end up and it freaks me out.
Same here. Not once. Stay strong, friend✊
I have bought from Amazon, years ago, looking before I knew what they actually were... they're on my blacklist now, never buy from them, never work for them.
I never buy via amazon, I go to the shop or I buy from their web-shop.
i'm Dutch, this was a TV show and every Sunday this was on NPO 3. but what this TV show does is bringing the news of the week in a funny way. so he has a point because he brings the news on a funny way
Pls more of this.
Great Reaction Great Guy
'He' is actually a team of writers (including himself).
This is a fact omg, what a effect from something else wauw thanks higly ❣️
Lubach is never wrong
I think it changed a lot nowadays. A little too biased towards the D66 side of things. But he's still funny.
Got a takeaway add on this right as he was talking about it
The investors understand that its long term, just drive all the competition out of business and buy any up and coming competitors. So longer term they make crazy money.
The question is do you want a socïety where that is possible or rather not constrained.
@@corneliusantonius3108 Question already answered. Monopoly is illegal in the US, the EU and most other places.
@@bentels5340 But still they try. The EU hands out bigger fines then the US.
@@corneliusantonius3108 As others have pointed out monopolies are illegal already in most countries, Sadly the money they pump in to lobbying has basically left us in a situation where unless its a massively egregious example those laws don't get enforced.
I mean just look how much disney have acquired or amazon. They have too much power.
@@mgrimble3975 Not all monopolies are illegal. Like ASML.
I like it that u like the Dutch peepz and what the do. Keep it up, greetz from the Netherlands
Thank you for this reaction 🙌
yesterday i orderd a uber, the biggest problem is that its so cheap the driver wont wanna do short rides ( 12 mins drive) that you have to message the driver right away that you give a tip else they all cancel it
Deductibles.... the bane of our existence.
Hi Highly, Cees van der Staaij, the guy with the condoms, is a representative in our Parlement. He is conservative Christian. Great you are watching this guy. Greetz from Holland.
He is a sweet guy though.
I try to avoid thuisbezorgd now, since they added some extra 80cts service fee, its ridiculous. I didnt know Lubach said a thing about what I see as a great problem in kapitalist western world. ( On the other hand, the Dutch are no virgins when it comes to the Monopoly Game..
Arjen should become Pieter Omtzigt’s frontman. He would do great. Then we would have a comedian as PM, just like Ukraine.
How did you find the shows of Arjen? Do you have a dutch partner, i hear you talk about Who translate it, somerimes when you are filming. ❤shout out to the translater. And i did not know that so many big names are loosing money and still go on, i know some big stores or fabrics have small stores , and its oké the loose money, because in the end that firm makes money like -2 + 8 =6 so that makes a little sence. Still. I would not keep, a loosing game going on.
Thx for sharing Arjen Lubach and comment, bc of netflix and dutch videoland i do not watch tv much,..
But sooo glad Arjen Who just had a funny section in a huge talk show, 🎉 got his own. And he is doing well. 🎉
Thanx man.
Nice mug!
All systems are up for debate once personal greed has entered the chat. Doesn’t matter if it’s communism or capitalism.
Market Imperfections need to be weeded out.
Great it has English subtitles... still all the comments are done by Dutch people....hahahaha... oh, I'm Dutch as well..
Maak deze gast de trum impersonatie uit zondag met lubach
you know this is 3years old right?
he now has an evening show.
He does, he said in the end that we should check out the avondshow.
You should watch some videos of Average Rob. A belgian youtuber and his brother Arno. They are great
describes the problems with capitalism in detail
"and that is why communism sucks!"
You you are richt, taxwrites off!
A lot of truth was spoken right there 👏🏻
I understand the confusion dude, why do rich investors invest in these loss-making companies, simply because the money is yours and those investors manage it, it's not their own money, yes that's scary.
Moet verbodem worden .
@@Diegotheparrot Nee .kapitalisme is vrije markt .Net een gelijk speelveld.Dat is dit niet..Puur communisme ..
Thank God big corporations are greedy, that way they create a big poor class that will revolt. And so the cycle continues
Jullie vinden het leuk he
What you choose will never matter because everything is mine . -- Tom MacDonald , The system -- (speaking for the devil about the question how they make profits with companies that lose money)
Literally only dutch people that comment on this 😂😂😂
You did not get the alibaba criticism
Always do like to watch Lubach
He is amazing
Its not redicilous. Investers take their loss UNTIL all competition is killed. When they have a monoply they make a LOT of money
EVeryone W who lives in the Netherlands
Robin Fransman, the economist you see in one of those clips was a prominent antivaxer here in the Netherlands, he died of Covid in december of 2021
I want to add some nuance to this. He wasn't a antivaxer. He just was against the Covid policies in The Netherlands and against the idea that every healthy person should take that vax. That doesn't necessarily make him a antivaxer.
@@Josh77600 He WAS an antivaxxer, he was not vaccinated because he believed antivax fakenews
He's wrong about communism though... What happens with these companies is the result of capitalism...
Doesn't the result of capitalism look very familiar to communism?
@@smindt it does not... maybe you should google the actual definition of communism..
Lubac is lachen
This uber coupe aint gonna work i think, its for local taxi companies very easy to make an app to book rides so when Uber increases the prices there will be profitable competition enough.
Yeah, but the point is that those companies won't exist at that point, that's the problem.
I really hope you're right tho
This is dutch lefty propaganda tv
I'm pro-capitalism. Capitalism is the system of freedom.
Good for you. Now watch the full video.
LUBACH NO NO AND NO WAST OF TIME TO WATCH
Dan kijk je toch niet 😉
Your reaction overhere as wel