the lightning thief musical- the campfire song- lyrics

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  • @danielibrahim4965
    @danielibrahim4965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    The campfire song aka "the angsty daddy and mommy issues song"

    • @tinalin2894
      @tinalin2894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      daniel ibrahim 😂

    • @alexiswagner6585
      @alexiswagner6585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      daniel ibrahim lol

    • @Green_scholar27
      @Green_scholar27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      daniel ibrahim
      Nah that’s the day I got expelled
      Literally the lyrics
      ‘Daddy doesn’t love me and mommy is a god! Mommy can’t protect me and daddy is a god! Mommy is too busy and daddy is too busy,busy, busy , busy ,busy being a god.’

    • @the__wolf5087
      @the__wolf5087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      daniel ibrahim that's literally the entire musical and all the books

    • @_phoenixx6958
      @_phoenixx6958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but w h y

  • @hikarurkw
    @hikarurkw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    Dionysus kids: "Uh...My dad's great guys. What are you talking about...hehe..." Mr D standing right behind them

    • @plusone801
      @plusone801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      hikarurkw
      "Good choice..." Mr D whispers into their ears

    • @okazoya
      @okazoya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      hikarurkw
      *awkwardly realizes Zeus cursed him*

    • @juliecole5192
      @juliecole5192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "That's what I thought."

    • @bug3037
      @bug3037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      xD

    • @historiareiss6425
      @historiareiss6425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      *Dionysus kids noticed there dad standing behind them and runs*

  • @naranciaghirga3546
    @naranciaghirga3546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    Everyone: i hate our parent
    Percy: i love my mom :3

    • @wesbuker3971
      @wesbuker3971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Meanwhile, Grover is just sobbing in the corner

    • @Half_Blood_Hufflepuff
      @Half_Blood_Hufflepuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, pretty much

    • @not-so-happypappypatton
      @not-so-happypappypatton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Go.at_ Grover in the bathroom at a campfire

    • @Go.at_
      @Go.at_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@not-so-happypappypatton LMAO NOW

    • @Go.at_
      @Go.at_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No*

  • @dragonflythemudwing3906
    @dragonflythemudwing3906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "Is the food here really that bad?"
    #Persassy

  • @שרהגלר
    @שרהגלר 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    Book: gods pay attention by just hearing their name being said.
    Musical: oh, let's sing loudly about how bad they are.

    • @eddieleavitt9391
      @eddieleavitt9391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Lmao true, like in the book they were like 'oh we don't throw names around so casually' but musical: leTS NAME EVERY GOD AND SING ABOUT HOW BAD THEY ARE-

    • @zvonimirtomac7896
      @zvonimirtomac7896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      It doesn't matter anyway. The names are said constantly in the books without that many consequences. The whole thing about 'names having power and shouldn't be said' is largely ignored.

    • @spacejak
      @spacejak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      take a shot every time the name Gaea is said by a character in the HOO series

    • @sixtrash2758
      @sixtrash2758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao sounds about right

    • @lovburninghill
      @lovburninghill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I Am Cheese Lmao

  • @katmlg2505
    @katmlg2505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    I love how when Grover is crying they all sing louder nervously-

    • @anaisramirez1853
      @anaisramirez1853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kat Mlg camp camp half blood

    • @hereandqueer3075
      @hereandqueer3075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You can also here them sigh the words "Oh no" like they know what's coming

    • @willabemazur5471
      @willabemazur5471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Now it's just
      Grover in the bathroom

    • @elisedutcher4923
      @elisedutcher4923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

  • @coriclarke1998
    @coriclarke1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    percy: my voice sucks.
    two seconds later: sings better than an angel.

    • @kevinbacon5492
      @kevinbacon5492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Cooper Clarke Agreed, part of me wishes just for this one song he forced his voice to crack.

    • @enti
      @enti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr???

    • @Frenzy48
      @Frenzy48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kevin Bacon more like a siren

    • @annabethchase4959
      @annabethchase4959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *clap*

    • @obehiikhigbonoaremen1241
      @obehiikhigbonoaremen1241 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Frenzy48I see what you did there, lol

  • @zobiaj.5608
    @zobiaj.5608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    It's so ironic that even though Apollo is the god of music, his kids don't sing in this.

    • @hs8734
      @hs8734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It is just because there isnt very many main character that are kids of Apollo.

    • @hs8734
      @hs8734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@blankblankblank613 I meant many main characters in the first Percy jackson seroius with the lightning theif and other books and then there is more in the future books.

    • @Hi-wu1se
      @Hi-wu1se 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jusr say they’re doing Instrumental

    • @acanimatics906
      @acanimatics906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@hs8734 Yes let's ignore Will Solance and Lee Fletshers existence.

    • @hs8734
      @hs8734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@acanimatics906 like I would ignore the excistence of will solace. 😂 hence my profile name.

  • @bfester3453
    @bfester3453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Luke:
    *inhale* Chiron wins!

  • @macky1474
    @macky1474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    They oh no at Grover’s part as if they are waiting for him to start crying and are dreading it.

  • @soaring-comet
    @soaring-comet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Grover no don't cry

    • @thorkilamsandotherhawtship5220
      @thorkilamsandotherhawtship5220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jay the Gay oh god thank you
      or oh gods
      idk

    • @plusone801
      @plusone801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea Grover don't cry...it breaks my heart.

    • @eddieleavitt9391
      @eddieleavitt9391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      #Groverprotectionsquad
      GEORGE SALAZAR NO U CRY TOO MUCH IN YOUR ROLES STOP

    • @lotusdraws9284
      @lotusdraws9284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      poor george sadadbar

    • @dmay6637
      @dmay6637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grover in the bathroom....

  • @soaring-comet
    @soaring-comet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    The person who plays Silena/Sally/Charon/the Oracle has such a beautiful voice

  • @lillianveltman5075
    @lillianveltman5075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Luke: I don’t care where our parents may be as long as you are here with me.
    Luke a few years later
    Luke: I will destroy camp half blood and you all.
    And he is doing this because his parents?

  • @pigeonegg1429
    @pigeonegg1429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    When Percy said "my dad is some god" I thought he said "my dad is some guy" lol

  • @kaleidits8390
    @kaleidits8390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    My mums a mortal and so is my dad
    Lifes pretty boring and stupid and bad
    But if they were gods...It'd be pretty mad...
    Oh no.....
    With the monsters and fighting and exhausting powers
    I'd want to sleep for a million hours
    !

    • @lillianveltman5075
      @lillianveltman5075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its All Just Stuff And Geekery 😲

    • @starrynightgames8878
      @starrynightgames8878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have 2 awesome loving parents! I just like to think my mom is a Goddess! It's actually quite fun!

    • @LadyMythos315
      @LadyMythos315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@starrynightgames8878 same but i like thinking my dad is god

    • @fabioviti7384
      @fabioviti7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll probably only want to much energade flavour ambrosia

  • @r3nB055
    @r3nB055 7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    for some reason this song makes me really happy lmao

  • @merveilune
    @merveilune 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    “If I try to sing, it’ll probably cause an avalanche.”
    If I tRy To SiNg It’Ll PrObAbLy CaUsE aN aVaLaNcHe

    • @lillianveltman5075
      @lillianveltman5075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      anchiladao what you did looks so 😎 cool

    • @ThePipofDespair
      @ThePipofDespair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD Percy said that as I read this

  • @calamity1328
    @calamity1328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    My dad is Zeus
    God of the sky
    I haven’t seen him since I was like 5
    He says he’s busy
    But he has it easy
    Oh no
    Sometimes I wish
    I had a human dad
    But honestly being here isn’t so bad

    • @diceydice5543
      @diceydice5543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Clap clap clap*

    • @bear06260
      @bear06260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My dad is Hermes
      He's a messenger of gods
      The only thing I got from him were two white Airpods
      I don't think he knows that i just want love
      Oh no...
      If u ask me he should just leave!
      If he asks tell him that I only need me!

    • @makaylamotz9045
      @makaylamotz9045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yesss

    • @kedarnigavekar4446
      @kedarnigavekar4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey half sis

    • @kedarnigavekar4446
      @kedarnigavekar4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Child of Zeus?same here

  • @camper1435
    @camper1435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    During the part when Grover starts crying is it rude that I imagine him going to the bathroom, you know, because George Salazar.

    • @galaxyspice5805
      @galaxyspice5805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Camper- Draws
      Grover in the bathroom by himself~

    • @insanelygayjaredkleinman5335
      @insanelygayjaredkleinman5335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

    • @melamory80
      @melamory80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t get it help me

    • @saturn6563
      @saturn6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grover being in the bathroom crying as Backround music…

  • @limapetre8707
    @limapetre8707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Grover don’t cry, you are gonna meet you dad-god-person-thing someday, I promise!

    • @mentallyimafrog2473
      @mentallyimafrog2473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pan dies on the third book

    • @Jotakyy
      @Jotakyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mentallyimafrog2473 AH FUCK YOU LOL

    • @peppermint-ali
      @peppermint-ali 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait i just read the third book, when did pan die what

    • @peppermint-ali
      @peppermint-ali 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mara Ray ohhh okay thanks for the clarification

    • @helenhernandez5516
      @helenhernandez5516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he will die

  • @alexandradelossantos9983
    @alexandradelossantos9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    At 4:24, if you listen closely, you could here the same guy say, "That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about!".

    • @plusone801
      @plusone801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OH MY GODS

  • @larklaporte7845
    @larklaporte7845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I don't know what Katie's complaining about. She actually got a present from her mom, while the other kids barely even talked to their godly parents.

    • @mentallyimafrog2473
      @mentallyimafrog2473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ikr, i was like, wait Silena and Katie got notice and they´re mad

    • @lilywxjzu
      @lilywxjzu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      eu.adoro.desenhar
      Silena probably wants her mom out of her life, because she doesn’t act like a real mom. more like some incredibly annoying older sister or something. I mean, just think about it; Aphrodite probably doesn’t make the best mom. Katie is probably upset because her mom values plants and nature above her own daughter.

    • @ellaanddevin1138
      @ellaanddevin1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lark Laporte when your a Demeter kid but you don’t even care 🤣

    • @browncoatofarms9037
      @browncoatofarms9037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@mentallyimafrog2473 Well the implication was Aphrodite only shows up to steal her daughter's boyfriends which is worse than not being there at all. Katie has it the best for sure though.

    • @mentallyimafrog2473
      @mentallyimafrog2473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lilywxjzu ohh you have a point

  • @inerciasart
    @inerciasart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    FAMILY LUKE! YOU PROMISED 😭

  • @ilovepercabethpercyjackson6241
    @ilovepercabethpercyjackson6241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Is the food here really that bad"?
    #persassy percy cant go a day without being persassy and im loving it

  • @janewindelynlegaspi6582
    @janewindelynlegaspi6582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Chiron: *talks about how bad Kronos is*
    Luke: *sweats nervously*

  • @mousey_boi
    @mousey_boi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "If I try to sing it would probably cause an avalanche."

  • @huccy7693
    @huccy7693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I absolutely adore Luke's character and I love James Hayden Rodriguez's voice. I just feel a need to put that out there.

    • @FinchToast09
      @FinchToast09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...not gon a tell you why I despise lule...

  • @mirrordragonet2275
    @mirrordragonet2275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Thalia and Jason sitting around with them years later,
    Sings compete in a competition on whos worse Zeus or Jupiter
    After their done lightning bolt comes from the sky right at their feet...
    "I'M SORRY WONT EVER SAY THOSE THINGS AGAIN!! PROMISE!!"

  • @lisafoucher3597
    @lisafoucher3597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    While I was reading the comments I was just thinking: What an amazing fanbase!

  • @shakiyalookatmybio3741
    @shakiyalookatmybio3741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    My dad is Apollo. God of the sun. He only cares for one person and he is that one. I try to get his attention by singing him songs.
    Oh no.
    I wish he would just look at me because I love my dad but he doesn't love me.

    • @panpanicisgood4632
      @panpanicisgood4632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Same he cares about his car more that his kids curse you Apollo!

    • @shakiyalookatmybio3741
      @shakiyalookatmybio3741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jasmine Destefano haha you gotta love him though. I mean, even if he does have evil children (cough, cough) Octavian.... You still gotta love him. Loll

    • @panpanicisgood4632
      @panpanicisgood4632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Taehyung's Kookie Octavian was the worst.. you evil teddy bear strangler... Anyways.. I forgot what I was going to say

    • @shakiyalookatmybio3741
      @shakiyalookatmybio3741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jasmine Destefano omg and idk if you've read The Trials of Apollo but he has another son who is absolutely HORRIBLE in there. Then in the next book ANOTHER TERRIBLE SON!!! like, what the heck, Apollo?? Get it together, man. Lolll

    • @panpanicisgood4632
      @panpanicisgood4632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Taehyung's Kookie I know right... He screwed up somewhere

  • @akyah4131
    @akyah4131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Made one for Nico
    my dad is Hades
    the god of the dead
    he rules the underworld and fills me with dread
    and kidnapped his wife
    treats me as if I'm nothing
    compares me to my dead sister
    almost shot me with a deadly shadow
    never comes and visits
    if he did it would give me chills
    oh no
    oh yeah he left me alone at 10
    talking to some ghosts
    he is surrounded by death
    and I'm cursed because of it
    I'm feared by many
    Curse you Hades!

    • @pigeonegg1429
      @pigeonegg1429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      more like
      My dad is Hades
      Lord of the dead
      he rules the underworld and fills me with dread
      he kidnapped his wife
      and she hates me
      oh no
      if he arrived
      he would kill me
      because im gay
      but not for percy

    • @Wompweep
      @Wompweep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hades didn’t kidnap Persephone in the original myth, she just ended up in hades, then Demeter had a tantrum, and Persephone wanted to stay and then she married hades. And Persephone doesn’t hate Nico

    • @pigeonegg1429
      @pigeonegg1429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you do realize i commented that a month ago

    • @amiyamarshall7148
      @amiyamarshall7148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Very accurate coming from a child of hades (me)

    • @skatingscooby
      @skatingscooby 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      N. Stephens omg i love this its hysterical

  • @deatheaters2134
    @deatheaters2134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "too bad he's the worst, and my life is a mess," me when I have a crush.

  • @childofburback6148
    @childofburback6148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Is the food here really that bad” has big Percy energy and is the perfect representation of his character.

  • @duskmoon2640
    @duskmoon2640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    *when you realize the person who plays Grover plays Micheal in BMC*
    Cool
    Knew it sounded like him

  • @annaschleef2802
    @annaschleef2802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Silenas voice reminds me of Heather C

    • @marasiaharris
      @marasiaharris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anna Schleef your amazing

    • @Green_scholar27
      @Green_scholar27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anna Schleef
      TOO MANY MUSICALS
      THEY HAVE PERCY IN THR BATHROOM BY HIMSELF
      WE DONT NEED A NICO BRAKING INTO LUKES HOUSE!
      Rip jd

  • @the.afterthought
    @the.afterthought 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    My mom’s Athena, she’s wise and likes art!
    Though I thought she wasn’t since Im not that smart.
    Everybody hates me...as I’m not that bright!
    Oh no...
    (Oh no~)
    But if she’s near me, as every child knows!
    Ya gotta praise mom, or you’ll start having woes!
    Also one for Nico:
    My dad is Hades, the God of the Dead
    Whenever he’s near me it fills me with dread,
    I listen to the voices I hear in my head!
    Oh no.
    ( **terrified campers** )
    Will: Oh No~
    I don’t know how he’ll react since I’m gay
    Eventually I’ll tell him but today’s not that day.
    **gets hugged by Will***

    • @akuomsha19
      @akuomsha19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ME
      My dads Hades lord of the dead
      Whenever I see him it fills me with dread . And hes also kinda spooky I said .oh noooo .if he appers behind me Il jump with a boin . And resitted the urge to kick hos groin.

    • @starrynightgames8878
      @starrynightgames8878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your mom's Athena too!? Looks like we are half sister's !

    • @anahitamunagekar5423
      @anahitamunagekar5423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, I found my half-family! Hey Athena kids

    • @the.afterthought
      @the.afterthought 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Italy Rocks
      I am a year late but hi, half-sibling!

    • @the.afterthought
      @the.afterthought 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anahita Munagekar
      Hiii!

  • @kiwigirl9866
    @kiwigirl9866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Dinoysus kids : my dad's dinoysus god of uh . . . not dinosaurs and uh . . . He calls Percy Peter johnsen

  • @audreywilliber7078
    @audreywilliber7078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how in the book they go on and on about how you shouldn’t say a gods name because they say it gets their attention and in this they are just like “Hey guys, lets say our parents names and talk bad about them right after just to make sure they hear us”

  • @pipolita89
    @pipolita89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This is a really nice song actually

  • @spacetofu5306
    @spacetofu5306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I knew Percy would sing about Sally instead of Poseidon XD

  • @name8381
    @name8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Things couldn’t be worse when your parents run the universe”
    Orphans: *am I a joke to you*

  • @peppermint-ali
    @peppermint-ali 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    the best part is lukes sharp inhale after hearing chiron speak, especially since we know hes the traitor 😂😂😂

  • @Green_scholar27
    @Green_scholar27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Luke: Indi!
    Me: ah well my dads Poseidon god of the sea, you’ll find that’s where I have my expertise.
    I love the sea but does my dad love me?
    Oh no!
    I went for a swim and found my dad
    Awkward convo not telling you that!

    • @somerandomnothings
      @somerandomnothings 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @lillianveltman5075
      @lillianveltman5075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quiznacking_cat hello half sister nice to meet you

    • @gatnina
      @gatnina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My dad is Pluto, god of the dead, it might be surprising but that’s enough said, I waited and waited, but no one ever came.. OH NOO it might be surprising, but I’m 91, while some other guys are young and 21
      Edit: I’m talking about hazel

    • @da_alexjeanes
      @da_alexjeanes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your dads Endeavour, Shoto.

  • @paolaargueta1715
    @paolaargueta1715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    My dad is Apollo, god of the sun
    You'd think he'd be cool but he's just a bum
    If you don't believe me then ask the gods
    Oh no (Oh noooo)
    I thought that majestic is what I'd become
    But I'm just an art kid, awkward, bi and dumb.

  • @itxgkigdti9682
    @itxgkigdti9682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Georges cry brings me back to michael in the bathroom...

  • @leovaldez8145
    @leovaldez8145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Percy: too bad he's the worst
    Poseidon : ouch

  • @saanvivulchi3175
    @saanvivulchi3175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When Luke says-I don’t care where our parents may be,as long as you are here with me,
    I almost cried......WHy?aM I aLoNE

  • @gatnina
    @gatnina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hazel; my dad is Pluto, god of the dead, that might be surprising, but that’s enough said
    I waited and waited, but no one ever came, oh no.. it might be surprising, but I’m 91, while some other guys are young and 21

  • @angelatrotta962
    @angelatrotta962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Ive memorized this now :D

    • @mousey_boi
      @mousey_boi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      angela trotta me to

  • @Vanessa_bean
    @Vanessa_bean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My pops is Apollo, God of the sun,
    In his own eyes he’s the number one
    When he recites his haikus, he thinks he has won
    Oh no...
    He keeps us up playing his guitar all night, then wakes us all with his car shining bright.

  • @ardensplinter4532
    @ardensplinter4532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:30 nice book 5 reference, If you don’t believe me look at the chapter when nico takes Percy to the Doors of Orpheus

  • @astyalvr
    @astyalvr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Me at school:
    I can tell my death is near
    its almost lunch time oh gods whats that smell
    It smells like someone died in that mess
    Oh no!
    Its almost time to be free
    But I am surprised that it was a dream

  • @Zoe-nk5ip
    @Zoe-nk5ip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    chiron: my father is kronos
    luke *nervous sweating*

    • @fabioviti7384
      @fabioviti7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      luke did nothing wrong the bourgeois gods who by ordering the middle proletariat to work according to market prophecies, followed luke for the workers' revolution over the bourgeois divine oppressors

  • @lemonlimedisaster1414
    @lemonlimedisaster1414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how everyone is singing happily and grover is in the back just fucking sobbing

  • @inerciasart
    @inerciasart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Okay, finally, this is my favourite

  • @giannagomez3295
    @giannagomez3295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This one's for a friend:My dad's Hades, the god of the dead. He's thinks I like the under world but it fills me with dread. Everyone hates me and I've got no friends. Oh no.....

  • @odinseinherji9719
    @odinseinherji9719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My dad’s Apollo, god of the sun, and healing and music all rolled into one. He left me and my mum as if his job was done, oh no(oh no) He rides around in his chariot all day, it’s not like he’d have time for me anyway.

  • @jeremyxmichael8580
    @jeremyxmichael8580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It breaks my heart when i hear Grover cry. Aaaaaaaaa :(

  • @name8381
    @name8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the only time that Luke was being honest

  • @ragethedivinedraconicdemon2149
    @ragethedivinedraconicdemon2149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel like Luke was trying to kill Percy right off the bat with that line at the beginning.

  • @issa572
    @issa572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My mom is Hecate,
    the goddess of magic
    . If you made her mad,
    your end would be tragic
    .She's down in the Underworld,
    all of time.
    Waving her torch around
    like some firefly.
    Oh, no!
    I met her once,
    she turned me into a frog.
    I guess she just,
    wants to be left alone.
    It's awful but I can never find a Hecate one

    • @fabioviti7384
      @fabioviti7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hecate is for virgin greek boy
      Mistya is for chad level 20 wizard in the forgotten realms

  • @stormyside2167
    @stormyside2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Did anyone else realize this
    Percy: oh noooo
    Grover: oh yes percyyyy!!

  • @georgiarhinehart15
    @georgiarhinehart15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Luke: Oh, we're all friends here!
    Me: If only they knew...

  • @n4th4n444
    @n4th4n444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Lukes voice. That ooooh nooo really do be hittin different

  • @ihavelemonade5640
    @ihavelemonade5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Grover is so excited for his turn to sing then has a breakdown and everybody just sings louder awkwardly

  • @salonip440
    @salonip440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I am either a child of Aries or a child of Apollo. Oh wait, my dad is Koalemos, god of stupid people.
    I need a song for Ares, Apollo and Koalemos.

    • @taniaexum5940
      @taniaexum5940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      saloni Pradhan my dad is Ares God of War you see
      He hates all his children especially me
      He's sworn off caring for us not even a peep
      Oh No(oh no)
      My step dad hates me and my mom up and and left me one day
      So, I left New Jersey and I just couldn't stay
      OH THINGS COULDN'T BE WORST WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE
      Here you go possible half sibling

    • @Hi-wu1se
      @Hi-wu1se 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Apollo:
      My dad’s Apollo, god of the sun
      But he doesn’t care, unless we have won
      Every game and battle to ever exist
      He doesn’t care, oh yes I insist
      Oh no (oh no)
      Still we shower him with pride
      So hop along for a great lonely ride

    • @abelcell479
      @abelcell479 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      saloni Pradhan Iol

  • @caymcgo14
    @caymcgo14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Is the food here really that bad?" A WHOLE MOOD

  • @allison.m_0719
    @allison.m_0719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Got one for Nico
    My dad is Hades, god of the dead,
    He rules Greek hell, and fills me with dread.
    But if he came to Olympus, it’d be a surprise, oh no
    Oh my stepmom she hates me and my dad is a pain,
    So I am a loner, and I stay away
    Yea the Olympus line doesn't rhyme but it's all I could think of
    And yes the second half is like Annabeth’s part. Don't hurt me pls

  • @pigeonegg1429
    @pigeonegg1429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    nO GrOvEr DoNt cRy I'm nOt CrYinG WhY dO yOu aSk

  • @annadonelan1136
    @annadonelan1136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I want a Grover

    • @galaxyspice5805
      @galaxyspice5805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anna Donelan
      I'll take three

    • @cowboytoy05
      @cowboytoy05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I shall adopt this emotional and broken child!

    • @owo6894
      @owo6894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I could go for a Grover

    • @Mmmkaramel
      @Mmmkaramel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll take your whole stock!

    • @LadyMythos315
      @LadyMythos315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where can I buy a Grover

  • @jayns4542
    @jayns4542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Chiron wins

  • @panicontheargo7034
    @panicontheargo7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I hate to be “that person”, but does anybody else see this as Luke low-key manipulating the other demigods into believing that their parents suck, so that they join the titans?

    • @silverMelodyf
      @silverMelodyf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah i do

    • @fabioviti7384
      @fabioviti7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      luke did nothing wrong the bourgeois gods who by ordering the middle proletariat to work according to market prophecies, followed luke for the workers' revolution over the bourgeois divine oppressors

    • @sarahmorley7751
      @sarahmorley7751 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The gods do suck as parents

  • @nicklediangle
    @nicklediangle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Grover: **crying his eyes out**
    Everyone else: *ooOOOHHHH THINGS COULDN'T BE WORSE-*

  • @maximusthecockatiel4385
    @maximusthecockatiel4385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Ah crap
    I got voice cracks for days help

  • @annabethchase3315
    @annabethchase3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Parent issues: The musical

  • @leovaldez7991
    @leovaldez7991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My dad is Hermes
    The messanger god.
    Even though my cabin is ‘most populated’
    I never see my siblings?

  • @angellefueren2108
    @angellefueren2108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    LUUUUUKKKEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @fabioviti7384
      @fabioviti7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      luke did nothing wrong the bourgeois gods who by ordering the middle proletariat to work according to market prophecies, followed luke for the workers' revolution over the bourgeois divine oppressors

  • @CassandraElixia20
    @CassandraElixia20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honestly I thought Percy was going to say « and my life is a curse! » cause it kind of is

  • @ambrosia15
    @ambrosia15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'll bring home a boy and she's there in the nightie"
    What!? I thought gods don't live with their children.

    • @srf.33
      @srf.33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They don’t but it’s a joke about how she brings home a boy (probably wants to date him) and then Aphrodite appears

  • @blackdreeming3578
    @blackdreeming3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually saw this live with my middle school once. When I learned about Be More Chill, I started freaking out because I saw George Salazar himself for free when I was in fifth grade

  • @shawnhowle6504
    @shawnhowle6504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hunter of Artemis:
    Artemis is awesome
    There's nothing wrong with being her hunter

  • @manimovedfrfr
    @manimovedfrfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every other 'oh no' :normal
    The 'oh no' Grover gets: ah shit, here we go again

  • @ihavelemonade5640
    @ihavelemonade5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is just a bunch of kids with daddy/mommy issues but bonded together by it and singing a song about their terrible life

  • @spaghettio_s
    @spaghettio_s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    aw Grover RIP Pan

  • @arsenieboca8207
    @arsenieboca8207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Luke: Alright! Who's next? Ah, Eva! Your turn!
    Me: My dad is Hades, he is the death,
    I really hate him and now I'm depressed
    I always meet him, and I slap off his face
    But just in my mind 'cause he thinks that we're friends.
    Oh no
    I once go t'party with some mortals there
    And the house with the belonger got right in the hell!

    • @naranciaghirga3546
      @naranciaghirga3546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Arsenie Boca Oh! My turn
      My mom Kymopoleia
      Goddess of Violent Sea Storms
      She is scary and she laugh like dolphin
      If she really here she will kill everyone
      Oh noo...(All/some of them: OH SH**/NO Chiron: language!)
      No one know her but it really true
      BUT SHE CUT GIANT'S HEAD WITH HER MIGHTY SHIELD
      (jason&percy in background: YASS)

    • @mariahlynlopez6152
      @mariahlynlopez6152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luke: Who's next? Heather?
      Me: My dad is Apollo,god of the sun
      He also is the god of other stuff
      Whenever my siblings keep trying it's not enough
      I've cried myself to sleep because of this
      I've slapped him once for calling a hunter a miss and flirting with them
      The rumor's true, and that hunter was me! Oh no!
      (OH NO!)

    • @starrynightgames8878
      @starrynightgames8878 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      All your guy's is better than mine! YOU are all so creative!

    • @paulinaderegowska4757
      @paulinaderegowska4757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice, but Hades is NOT death.

    • @starrynightgames8878
      @starrynightgames8878 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thantos is death right?

  • @Hi-wu1se
    @Hi-wu1se 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To Apollo!
    My dad’s Apollo, god of the sun
    But he doesn’t care, unless we have won
    Every game and battle to ever exist
    He doesn’t care, oh yes I insist
    Oh no (oh no)
    Still we shower him with pride
    So hop along for a great lonely ride

  • @giannagomez3295
    @giannagomez3295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My dad's Apollo He loves to sing but he also loves girls and he's such a creep he think's his poems are good,but they put me to sleep. Oh no....

  • @allthewayfromatoz3855
    @allthewayfromatoz3855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The part where Grover is just crying in the background of the chorus 😭🤣

  • @엔백-f6o
    @엔백-f6o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ares
    Ares, my dad, is the war god, he's mighty
    And I've seen my dad flirting with Aphrodite
    He's big and he's strong, but he's often wrong
    Oh, no
    I once even saw him with two mortal wives
    But no one scolds him 'cause they're scared of his knives!
    Hades
    My dad is Hades, and he's god of death
    He has a cool sword, he has a cool sheath
    If you ask he's dark, then the answer is yes
    Oh, no
    In his head are souls, abyss, and tombs, yuck!
    I think he has much more darkness than me
    Since he always acts as dark as he can be
    Apollo
    My dad's Apollo, he's god of the sun
    But Artemis hates me, so now I am done
    So why does she hate me? The reason is none!
    Oh, no
    Besides that, dad's perfect, and he's kind to me
    But he is too busy to take care of me
    Persephone
    Persephone, my mom's the daughter of Demeter
    And she always watches me away a meter
    But don't ask her why, and then she will cry
    Oh, no
    You know, she was kidnapped by god of death
    She still has a trauma living between the dead...

  • @tajriano
    @tajriano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Where's Clarrise?

    • @thatrandomauthor7596
      @thatrandomauthor7596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      She didn't want to hear everyone whining.

    • @smolbean3056
      @smolbean3056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cupcake2006 she's not in the song, most likely because hers would be too brutal

    • @savyheyl8617
      @savyheyl8617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She would probably just brag to make everyone feel bad lol

    • @deatheaters2134
      @deatheaters2134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Savy heyl she wouldn't brag about having Ares as a godly parent! her father hates her! did you read sea of monsters?

    • @tajriano
      @tajriano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Death Eaters yeah but in the last Olympian he was proud of her

  • @hs8734
    @hs8734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " Luke's " voice is so good

  • @jiya.re._
    @jiya.re._ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When did Athena swear off gluten.
    She's not Demeter who would hate the fact that her wheat is being used.

  • @kurrypot4004
    @kurrypot4004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    everyone: rhymes ten lines
    Chiron: remember my lecture

  • @cecilia.tarango9001
    @cecilia.tarango9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    For children of Ares(Just imagine this in Clarisse’s voice)
    So, my dad is called Ares
    He is the god of war
    He is a great dad but he’s also a boar
    If he ends up starting a war
    Oh no (oh no)
    If he dared show his face in camp
    I would be glad
    But I’d also be sad
    Because he is here to be a dad (only to my 12 brothers)
    Sorry, I know this sucks

  • @mxphxsto8334
    @mxphxsto8334 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The voices are really perfect for all the characters here, like seriously

  • @calicosworld778
    @calicosworld778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is currently my fav song

  • @otaku_illness1144
    @otaku_illness1144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My dads Apollo
    God of the sun
    He doesn’t care about you till ur on the run
    Doesn’t know half his children
    Can’t even name one!!
    Oh nooooo
    It is his fault
    He didn’t seem to see
    That’s need-Ed him
    He doesnt need me
    ( meant to replace Luke’s verse

  • @soapie725
    @soapie725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ooh this is for my OC
    my father is Hades
    the god of the dead
    once in a while I get voices in my head
    im always rejected but that is ok
    oh nooo
    I really hate it when im stereotyped
    but once in a while they are never right

  • @princessbubblegum2493
    @princessbubblegum2493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Who else is sad for Grover

  • @lucylamb3346
    @lucylamb3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When everyone songs "silence" when Percy sings "cheering"
    Chiron wins