In case anyone’s keeping score, the guest list for dystopia daily currently stands at 2 animals, 2 friends (1 of whom is his gran), and 2 appearances of Phil who is less ‘guest’ and more ‘part of the furniture’
@@skedizzle it’s 2022 we’re not doing that shit anymore. they said they don’t want to talk about their relationship or define it to the public, so please just mind your business
dan has been bullying phil for ages about his age and phil got him back with that "you're at the edge of twink now" it took me 8 years to realize dan's not a teenager anymore
I was looking for this comment. Now I just need Dan to do a tiktok to Wednesday explaining that she breaks out in hives and her skin peels off her bones.
rewatching this and being struck by how kind dan is. he allows his viewers to turn him into a dress up doll and also poke him with a stick like roadkill
i love seeing men try on a dress or a skirt for the first time. even if it's just for a halloween costume or something and they never would've worn one otherwise, there's always an excitement about the breeze, the sense of freedom, a lot of spinning around, often surprise at having nice legs. skirts for everyone!
I’m once again caught in the immortal battle of “is saving my eardrums worth the risk of someone hearing Dan talk about putting hot sh!t on his body and judging me forever?” And the answer is definitely not
My favorite thing about Dan and Phil has always been when Phil says something weird or out of pocket and Dan just can’t believe what he’s hearing. Glad some things never really change (4:02)
Dan calling Phil ‘dad’ when wanting help and Phil actually sounding like a dad in response gave me quite a chuckle. Also, some of those outfits looks really good on Dan even if they weren’t to his preference.
Glad Dan is discovering the joys of skirts. Pro tip: If not being covered under there feels uncomfortable, throw on some short shorts underneath. All the fun of the skirt without the discomfort.
^^ my life. I don’t need the world seeing what’s under my skirt, so I got some lil shorts and I wear those and I don’t have to worry about it, I can still sit gay and nobody can see anything
I know Dan hates colors but the blue outfit was so cute, I hope at least Phil takes it so it doesn’t go to waste 😂 also Dan is literally Wednesday Addams
It would be the decaf version. Because decaf is depressing. Otherwise a quadrouple shot of expresso would go as existantial crisis. Plain black would be Dystopian Daily. And FF_FoxFurry would be a secret menu item topped with some orange sprincles. Otherwise WaterTheFlowes (WTF) for a soj-latte and TwiceIncreasedNormalCoffe (TwinC) for a drink containing two shots of espresso. Single espresso -> depresso. I don't care, this is now a headcanon.
Pls Dan!! Try to do it yourself (following a tutorial or not -- maybe have Phil verbally describe it behind the camera?) And then have a drag queen as a guest!
Literally came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed the belly button piercing, honestly I'm a little impressed he got it through the earring hole
@@supdiggetydawg6314 was coming to say the exact same thing cause belly button jewellery is so much thicker gauge wise (20 is standard for ears, 14 is standard for belly buttons and for reference yall, I'm a piercer)
Dan wears a fashionable outfit Phil: "You look like three children in a trenchcoat because of your face" Dan wears the most haunting minion costume in existence Phil: "You look like a ray of sunshine" :D???
Phil picked such diverse and nice outfits! Sure, there's a lot of cursed ones but it felt like a movie montage of all the crazy different outfits an character puts on before the PERFECT ™ one
dan said once that his clothes was a representation of his mental state and that he might start wearing colour when he was feeling better and ever since then I've incorporated some colour into my own wardrobe in the hope of reverse engineering my own mental health issues. I'm still a depressed mess but at least i sometimes smile when looking in the mirror. Thanks, dad
If they had sent tights with the plaid skirt outfit it would have been a total knockout. Fishnets, nylon, opaque, any would be cute, and help keep things...yknow, in place. Opaque would also keep anything from showing in a breeze, but it might get too hot in the summer depending on the weather
Dan high-key looks REALLY cute in a skirt. Dan if you take anything from this experience it's that the avril Lavigne 2000s grunge core looks great in black and white and you should add some skirts to your wardrobe
I just... this whole thing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, their comedic timing and interaction is just unmatched. Phil's descriptions are so perfect! "Lime Grandad" :') Their interactions behind the curtain are sending me. I'm crying! This content is really helping me at the moment. Dan and Phil always there when I need them the most
in all my years of watching his content i don't think i've ever seen dan legitimately lose his composure over anything as much as he did the furry outfit
the instinctual twitch to dab immediately when Phil told him to before pleading with his eyes to not make him do this only for Phil to tell him again with more enthusiasm was hands down the funniest moment
I thought about suggesting an outfit when I saw the tweet, but I was going to suggest fashionable things Dan would love and I knew Phil was the one picking the outfits and that this was all about revenge. Saved myself like two hours of putting together an amazing outfit.
NEW TOUR DATES ADDED IN AUSTRALIA AND ACROSS EUROPE! come see me in real life on tour before the world ends: danielhowell.com
who said you weren’t causing the ending of the world with the tour,dan
kiss phil
seeing u twice in amsterdam and once in antwerp stop adding more shows im impulsive and bad with money :(
Ayup
Can you come back to Ohio, please? Your show was the last exciting thing to happen in a long time!!!
In case anyone’s keeping score, the guest list for dystopia daily currently stands at 2 animals, 2 friends (1 of whom is his gran), and 2 appearances of Phil who is less ‘guest’ and more ‘part of the furniture’
Break down friends to 1 family member. There's been 1 actual other person standard youtuber guest
Don't forget Dodie!!
@@Sky_Blue730 she’s under the ‘2 friends’ section 😁
Wasn’t there two puppies and a kitten, which would make it 3 animals?
I’m hoping we can get the Louise episode soon
phils comments are so funny and always so accurate ?? like ‘you look like 4 kids in a trench coat’ ‘you look like you smell like a book’
SO ON POINT
“I feel you bully me on a golf course”
“you look a bit tory”
“Look more fashion-y”
Phil saying “do the dab” is the exact energy of a dad trying to take a posed picture of his kids
16:47
i have a video of me telling me dad to “do the dab” to which he then dabs terribly with a huge smile and it’s from like 2017 lmaooo so wholesome
@@millafoxtippett history always has a way of repeating itself
"DO THE ROAR"
The fact that he completely buttoned the coat for the academia look is criminal
EXACTLYYYYYY NO WONDER HE LOOKED LIKE A TORY
he looked like a weird guy in a van djksksksk
EXACTLY!
no i was so hurt at the done up jacket and all of the looks that just needed the shirt to be unbuttoned
EXACTLY IT MADE ME SO INCREDIBLY ANGRY
In all seriousness the little bit of joy on Dan’s face when he tried on the skirt was very cute.
ikr!!!! he seemed quite happy albeit a bit uncomfortable
Him attempting to spin around only to frantically pat the skirt down LOL
There is something very nice about putting on a skirt and going swish swish, same with having huge sleeves
How offended Dan is that Phil doesn’t think he counts as a twink. 😂
accidentally recreated that vine
twunk
pretty sure it was intended as a compliment too 😭
@@akirma2016 Oh no Phil was absolutely shading Dan by coming for his age 😂
Twuncle
"YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE THREE CHILDREN WEARING A TRENCHCOAT BECAUSE OF YOUR FACE"
- PHIL LESTER, THE MOST SUPPORTIVE FRIEND
@@skedizzle it’s 2022 we’re not doing that shit anymore. they said they don’t want to talk about their relationship or define it to the public, so please just mind your business
@@Kat-PM I can tell what they said just from this reply. You are absolutely correct to call them out.
Hehe
he said this and also said Dan was too old to be a Twink 🤔
dan has been bullying phil for ages about his age and phil got him back with that "you're at the edge of twink now"
it took me 8 years to realize dan's not a teenager anymore
Phil's true revenge on this video 🤣🤣
8
I will not ever get over Phil's disappointed, "Daniel" It's the only time he ever sounds older than Dan
Wait where?
@@guadalupehernandez-sosa5315
It's at 8:50
said the man who bought a belly button ring for Dan's ear lobe.
The immediate disgust at being called a tory is such a mood
5:00 the soft boi dan outfit needs to be given to phil if dan isn’t gonna wear it cause that outfit actually slaps
agreed
thats what i was thinking! and the mushroom jumper
he looked cute in it, definitely softer. It would suit Phil for sure
i need that sweater
I second this motion
Dan is literally Wednesday Addams, breaking out in hives at color
😂😂😂
I was waiting for this comparison lol
It took me exactly 4 seconds to find the comment about Wednesday I knew had to be here somewhere
I was looking for this comment. Now I just need Dan to do a tiktok to Wednesday explaining that she breaks out in hives and her skin peels off her bones.
another 19 minutes of watching dan suffer. living life to the fullest
real shit
Why the hell are there like no comments
🤣🤣🤣
rewatching this and being struck by how kind dan is. he allows his viewers to turn him into a dress up doll and also poke him with a stick like roadkill
LMFAO
i love seeing men try on a dress or a skirt for the first time. even if it's just for a halloween costume or something and they never would've worn one otherwise, there's always an excitement about the breeze, the sense of freedom, a lot of spinning around, often surprise at having nice legs. skirts for everyone!
More men could do with wearing kilts, too, tbh.
even though dan has been uploading regularly, every tuesday i open youtube and am shocked to see this weeks dystopia daily
Same. It's just not an expectation, so every time is a pleasant surprise
Truly a jump scare
I shriek every time and I don’t think it’s ever going to stop
ashamed to say i did not realize until reading this that he uploads every Tuesday lmao
@@theodoremiller7453same
The long awaited video has arrived. Phil did it and the internet demanded that Dan does it.
Wasn't that like the Toilet Tag
IDK why but I thought it was a fever dream I had because he didn’t upload it sooner (I’m so excited for this)
I've missed Dan screaming like he's back on the gaming channel
I’m once again caught in the immortal battle of “is saving my eardrums worth the risk of someone hearing Dan talk about putting hot sh!t on his body and judging me forever?” And the answer is definitely not
Hehe he's BACK ON THE GAMING CHANNEL 😂
Dan wearing blue and reacting like a cat wearing a harness for the first time is very on brand
The rainbow outfit simultaneously healed me emotionally and called me a slur all in one breath
@@cftyftyufyfuyfty FOGGET????? I’M CREASING
I feel like not enough people in the comments are appreciated Dan's Shrek shirt
Agreed.
i wish there was a link i kinda want one
i need one like so bad
Phil: “so would we all”
had me in stitches 😂
@@invisibleabi999 they sell them on amazon in at least the US because I paused this video and immediately bought 4 without exaggeration lmao
Since you’re leaning into ‘Shit TH-camrs Do’, I’m requesting: ‘What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 2022: TOUR EDITION’
sneak peak:
“i miss you ❤”
“why. what did you do”
“i ate glue again :/“
We got the video, guys!
Can we please acknowledge that Dan wore a singular mushroom belly button piercing in his ear?
The comment I was looking for lol
aaaahh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now that's what I thought it looked off 🤣🤣🤣
and that is was really cute looking??? yes please?????
I had to stop the video half way to make sure someone acknowledged it in the comments, that's how bothered I was!
Phil does not know how piercing jewelry works 😅
11:50 every skirt wearer knows the joys of spinning, and that lil "oop" when you get carried away and it goes too high lol
he was so real for that 😭
My favorite thing about Dan and Phil has always been when Phil says something weird or out of pocket and Dan just can’t believe what he’s hearing. Glad some things never really change (4:02)
Dan calling Phil ‘dad’ when wanting help and Phil actually sounding like a dad in response gave me quite a chuckle.
Also, some of those outfits looks really good on Dan even if they weren’t to his preference.
Anyone who wants the time stamp: 8:37
Dan’s sad dab with the furry outfit really is peak content
Can’t believe we got this in the year of our lord 2023
Dan walking angrily with his own face on his butt is the funniest thing in the world
Dan’s repeated line of “x is better than 8 years of therapy” makes me think maybe he needs a different therapist 😂
He _wrote a therapy book_
"You’d accidentally pierce my other head if you threw it at a lowball" I died when Dan said that
I love when Dan yelled "DON'T LAUGH" and then looks in the mirror to laugh at himself.
Okay, Dan rocked that skirt outfit though.
He's giving me YUNGBLUD vibes
The skirt
truly loved having one wie hole
@@danielhowell dan, mate, what the flip does wie mean
yes I'm choosing to be annoying
@@danielhowell you're amazing 🤣🤣🤣
Gosh, I freaking love this era of Dan and Phil! They are so much themselves and seem so much happier!
The Dan and Phil renaissance is here. And they said “fuck it we’re all adults now
Phil's voice here brings so much comfort. Thank you for bringing him to the show.
The dialogue... the camering... the deadpan... the tears... what a masterpiece
the conclusion is: dan looks amazing in skirts
I love how this is half genuine outfits and half Phil just straight up torturing Dan 😂😂
Glad Dan is discovering the joys of skirts. Pro tip: If not being covered under there feels uncomfortable, throw on some short shorts underneath. All the fun of the skirt without the discomfort.
exactly!!
^^ my life. I don’t need the world seeing what’s under my skirt, so I got some lil shorts and I wear those and I don’t have to worry about it, I can still sit gay and nobody can see anything
or jeans!!!
@@kellinward4267 jeans work too, but if he goes with skirts he can keep the "*swishes skirt* oooOOOooo" factor and show off his nice legs xD
*protip*
14:09 "You look a bit tory." PHIL **I** TOOK PSYCHIC DAMAGE FROM THAT, STOP! 🤣
I feel like someone should introduce Dan to long skirts? In winter you can layer them and your legs stay warm, it’s glorious
The outfit with the skirt genuinely looked so flattering man
I know Dan hates colors but the blue outfit was so cute, I hope at least Phil takes it so it doesn’t go to waste 😂
also Dan is literally Wednesday Addams
“Depressed Parisian Twink” sounds like the name of a latte Dan would serve if he opened a coffee shop
after Emily in Paris, welcome to the new show Depressed Parisian Twink ! coming soon on youtube
@@_bebeboudeur_ AHAHA perfect
It would be the decaf version. Because decaf is depressing.
Otherwise a quadrouple shot of expresso would go as existantial crisis. Plain black would be Dystopian Daily. And FF_FoxFurry would be a secret menu item topped with some orange sprincles. Otherwise WaterTheFlowes (WTF) for a soj-latte and TwiceIncreasedNormalCoffe (TwinC) for a drink containing two shots of espresso.
Single espresso -> depresso.
I don't care, this is now a headcanon.
@@kisakisakura6663 ohhhh I love the effort you put into this. 10/10!
You mean at Phil's Tops Only bar?
"Daniel. How is this difficult?" Dad Phil is my favorite 😂
love how Phil kept the minecraft pajamas for himself!
sustainable kinggg
"Pretend you look good" is top quality advice, really!
petition for Dan to do a drag makeover
HE FUCKING BETTER OMG
OH MY GODS that would be amazing. Please.
ABSOLUTELY
Pls Dan!! Try to do it yourself (following a tutorial or not -- maybe have Phil verbally describe it behind the camera?) And then have a drag queen as a guest!
I'm certain dan's mushroom earring provided to him was actually a belly button piercing HAHA
That is 100% a bellybutton piercing
Literally came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed the belly button piercing, honestly I'm a little impressed he got it through the earring hole
100% is 😂😂😂😂
@@supdiggetydawg6314Same 😂
@@supdiggetydawg6314 was coming to say the exact same thing cause belly button jewellery is so much thicker gauge wise (20 is standard for ears, 14 is standard for belly buttons and for reference yall, I'm a piercer)
Dan saying "I HATE BLUE" is the equivalent to Wednesday saying "i'm allergic to color"
Dan wears a fashionable outfit
Phil: "You look like three children in a trenchcoat because of your face"
Dan wears the most haunting minion costume in existence
Phil: "You look like a ray of sunshine" :D???
Phil picked such diverse and nice outfits! Sure, there's a lot of cursed ones but it felt like a movie montage of all the crazy different outfits an character puts on before the PERFECT ™ one
that's such a creative and accurate description!!
The implication that the redbubble skirt was the perfect outfit 😆
“you look like you would bully me on a golf course” i truly lost it
Ryan Evans core
Same that was GREAT
the way Dan says “ya knowe wooot?” really just makes me feel so fondly reminiscent. i love seeing them both having a silly little fun time
dan said once that his clothes was a representation of his mental state and that he might start wearing colour when he was feeling better and ever since then I've incorporated some colour into my own wardrobe in the hope of reverse engineering my own mental health issues. I'm still a depressed mess but at least i sometimes smile when looking in the mirror. Thanks, dad
Funnily enough I do wear more colors than I used to, and my mental health is better than it used to.
Coincidence?
The way Dan looks like he's joined a cult anytime he wears pastels
The thing he’d wear on camera to let us know he’s being held hostage
Am I just he only one who thinks the blue soft boi jumper would look rlly nice on Phil
I hope the maid outfit makes an appearance! It’s still black and white, so Dan will still have a comfortable color palette 😂
Considering his sexy nun Halloween costume, he'd gladly wear the Maid outfit
17:04 "they're really comfortable" im gonna cry
The fact that Dan looks so damn good in dresses and skirts, I will never be over this
someone give dan more monochromatic outfits with skirts
I feel like a majority of the (non-ironic) outfits dan hated would have actually looked pretty damn great on him if they were like...ironed 🤣
SO TRUE
Dan:now you're banned from this building
Phil: I'm literally the only one who wants to come here so see you next episode
Snortedddd
love phil’s commitment to the bit. he wanted to get revenge and just spent all of that money on a furry outfit
10:59 i'm calling this outfit 'conan gray core' and no one can stop me
If they had sent tights with the plaid skirt outfit it would have been a total knockout. Fishnets, nylon, opaque, any would be cute, and help keep things...yknow, in place. Opaque would also keep anything from showing in a breeze, but it might get too hot in the summer depending on the weather
can't believe phil's back on dystopia daily phil lester u are a genius for putting dan through this
I will never not read “Phil Lester you’re a genius” in the voice of Dan from when they did the impossible quiz and then Dan immediately wrecked it lol
@@mylifeismylaptop8529 omg yess!! i was also thinking about that when i typed that. glad to know that so many people still remember that!!
okay but the black star sweater and the skirt combo looked amazing
Dan wearing a belly button piercing in his ear just sums him up tbh 😂😂😂
Came looking for this comment lol
Hey one of my coworkers has a belly bar in her eyebrow piercing so nothing gets me anymore lol
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 She'd get on well with Dan 😂😂
My favorite part of these types of videos is when Phil says something Dan looks into the camera like "can you believe this guy?"
Okay but the first outfit, the soft boy howell, lowkey the 70s one, the first skirt, and the rainbow suit were all top notch lewks
Okay but the star sweater and skirt is such a look, Dan. And we all know from the Halloween sexy nun look, you can rock the hell out of a dress/skirt!
Dan yelling “DONT LAUGH!” immediately made me bust out laughing 🤣 this is a video I needed.
Tbh Phil throwing a coat hanger at Dan on accident was the highlight of my day
The reason dan struggled to put the mushroom earring in is because it's a belly button ring
Dan high-key looks REALLY cute in a skirt. Dan if you take anything from this experience it's that the avril Lavigne 2000s grunge core looks great in black and white and you should add some skirts to your wardrobe
I want to thank Phil from the depths of my heart for his picks what an icon
"Phil help, dad" great sneak peek in the intro lmao
I thought I heard that wrong 💀💀🤨😂😂😂😂
I physically gasped when soft dan emerged - DAN YOU HAVE TO WEAR MORE BLUE AND WHITE JEANS I STG
Watching Dan slowly falling deeper and deeper into despair as the outfits kept coming is the serotonin boost I needed.
Thank you Dan.
16:53 i wAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AND THEN I SAW THE SHOES 🤣
5:53 "I am officially the sussy-est bussy in London right now" I SCREAMED
The way Dan actually looks so good in colors 😭😭
actually laughed until I cried especially when Phil was helping you put in the piercing... the energy was just so-
the belly button piercing aaa
I just... this whole thing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, their comedic timing and interaction is just unmatched. Phil's descriptions are so perfect! "Lime Grandad" :') Their interactions behind the curtain are sending me. I'm crying! This content is really helping me at the moment. Dan and Phil always there when I need them the most
I will be watching 8:32 to 8:53 for the rest of time. I want that whole interaction to be transcribed to my gravestone.
I do so love how Dan wlways tried to have some genuine outfits as well as some maybes for Phil... and Phil got two and then went HAM
the amount of trust you give us is the scariest thing
Finally, after seeing Phil be dressed up , i can finally see Dan in cursed outfits and fulfill my inner sadism .
finally the sibling to Phil's video we've always wanted!!!!
Dan still makes me laugh as much as he did 9 years ago, and I think there’s just something special about that 😂❤
Sorry Dan, I know it’s meant to be Dystopia Daily, but Dan & Phil content 4 years after the ‘hiatus’ gives me immense joy.
dan needs to wear more kilts/skirts for my mental health
Phil is an amazing guest. Their dynamic always makes me so happy
this is a mom dressing their reluctant emo child core
in all my years of watching his content i don't think i've ever seen dan legitimately lose his composure over anything as much as he did the furry outfit
the instinctual twitch to dab immediately when Phil told him to before pleading with his eyes to not make him do this only for Phil to tell him again with more enthusiasm was hands down the funniest moment
Nice of Phil to ease Dan in by starting with the black outfits
That laugh at 6:12 fucking sends me every single time 🤣🤣 I actually love when Dan laughs so genuinely, it makes me so happy
I thought about suggesting an outfit when I saw the tweet, but I was going to suggest fashionable things Dan would love and I knew Phil was the one picking the outfits and that this was all about revenge. Saved myself like two hours of putting together an amazing outfit.