Patrick Stewart is a legendary man. Offered prestigious roles in high-paying acts, and he still does small comedy bits and voice overs for the sake of the art and job. Love this dude. Fucking salute. o7
This is why he needs to be in soooo many more comedy's. To me you here his voice and you don't expect to hear the things he says its to damn funny.. imagine him Sean Connery and liam Neeson get into a fight over something like who gets the last bread in the basket.. Just something that stupid would make it legendary
MICKEE MCSPUDZ how about Patrick Stewart and rowan Atkinson together? Like captain Jean-Luc Picard/professor charles xavier meets mr bean/Johnny english/Edmund blackadder
MICKEE MCSPUDZ you could have also included jason statham, orlando bloom, gerard butler, or scott adkins. If riki mayall(drop dead fred) and/or dermott morgan(father ted) are still alive, they may also be counted
Judge Murphyville 2099 You said it! I WOULD NOT use an airport bathroom, because I would be paralyzed if I had a bowel movement, no matter HOW clean a job I made tidying up, I'd be positive that those seated nearby could smell my business. That's OCD, Even if you're a person free of neurosis; shitting 10 minutes before you board a flight and then maybe it's hot on the plane as the plane sits on the runway...your ass starts sweating...fill in the blanks. LOL...sorry for the graphic novel.
AHAHAHA!!! OMG! That is SO hilarious!!! Be honest. We've all had this happen to us to some degree. ;) Poor Sir Patrick. Is this why we never saw the restroom on the Enterprise? ;) ;) Sorry...just couldn't help myself. lol
Oh my god! This is so hilarious and the fact that it is Patrick Stewart makes it even better, lol. I've struggle with just about ever one of these problems
Anyone who has ever used a public restroom!! Loved this show! It was aside of Patric Stewart that many people know he has! I would love to see the cast of TNG in a comedy series! Thanks for sharing🤣😂
Poor ol' guy! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 He gotta be cursin' the day he was born.😆😆😆😆😆. Actually this shit happened to my grandfather as well some of his buddies. That shit was hilarious.
1:27 - 2:27 While on shore leave on Earth and sitting in a public toilet - reflecting on his shitty four decades Starfleet career - Captain Jean-Luc Picard finally lost it!!
When it comes to automatic soap dispensers i just punch the thing open and dip my hand in the soap. Fucking hate them so much. As for the automatic sinks.... Well you just smash the top of the faucet and itll work sometimes. I hate automated equipment. Absolute wastes of time just for the sake of commodity
that is the grossest part of the toilet seat area - it's where the shit and piss splashes and a good portion of the splash up from flushing go and the reason ya need a seat.
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Patrick Stewart is a legendary man. Offered prestigious roles in high-paying acts, and he still does small comedy bits and voice overs for the sake of the art and job. Love this dude. Fucking salute. o7
This is why he needs to be in soooo many more comedy's. To me you here his voice and you don't expect to hear the things he says its to damn funny.. imagine him Sean Connery and liam Neeson get into a fight over something like who gets the last bread in the basket.. Just something that stupid would make it legendary
MICKEE MCSPUDZ how about Patrick Stewart and rowan Atkinson together? Like captain Jean-Luc Picard/professor charles xavier meets mr bean/Johnny english/Edmund blackadder
kirk jason beltran 😂😂 I didn't even consider those lol. Absolutely would pay to see that.
MICKEE MCSPUDZ you could have also included jason statham, orlando bloom, gerard butler, or scott adkins. If riki mayall(drop dead fred) and/or dermott morgan(father ted) are still alive, they may also be counted
kirk jason beltran Seriously keep it up I can't believe that I never thought of those LMAO!
How about Patrick Stewart and Morgan Freeman
As a man with OCD, I can only sympathise with Patrick's plight.
Judge Murphyville 2099 You said it! I WOULD NOT use an airport bathroom, because I would be paralyzed if I had a bowel movement, no matter HOW clean a job I made tidying up, I'd be positive that those seated nearby could smell my business. That's OCD, Even if you're a person free of neurosis; shitting 10 minutes before you board a flight and then maybe it's hot on the plane as the plane sits on the runway...your ass starts sweating...fill in the blanks.
LOL...sorry for the graphic novel.
So that's where that gif came from! LOL
I’m currently at O’hare, and this scenario just happened to me, and all I could think of was this scene.
Doesn't ohare have the plastic cover that vends with each flush? Was awesome when I used it, though all that plastic might be an issue.
Shame he didnt just need number one
you win
Mr Wolfe lol Cx
He just needs number two. Lol
@@micaiahfonken 1337% agree with this vote.
@@johndevito2384 Why does he need Data? You think he could assist him with extracting his captain’s log?
This is why you need Logan.
Don't make me cry again ...
he had trouble in bathrooms too, if you recall
xD
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@@eduardoandres5989 it was funny as hell too
This is SO relatable! I felt it with my soul.
Damn, it takes patience to make a Captain’s log. 💩
😂😂
"Number One, I need to take a number two."
That's Picard's version of:" KHAAAAAANNN!"
More like Picard's version of finally losing it!!
You rang??
AHAHAHA!!! OMG! That is SO hilarious!!! Be honest. We've all had this happen to us to some degree. ;) Poor Sir Patrick. Is this why we never saw the restroom on the Enterprise? ;) ;) Sorry...just couldn't help myself. lol
Riker should've said 'Computer, end program!!" once he sees Captain Picard loses his mind inside the holodeck :)
Sir Stewart made this clip. 🤣 I damn near pissed myself.
Oh my god! This is so hilarious and the fact that it is Patrick Stewart makes it even better, lol. I've struggle with just about ever one of these problems
This hit me in my soul.
Literally me any time I am in a public restroom.
I know his pain ...
Anyone who has ever used a public restroom!! Loved this show! It was aside of Patric Stewart that many people know he has! I would love to see the cast of TNG in a comedy series! Thanks for sharing🤣😂
I can't believe they got him to walk. Cgi really has come a long way.
Where is Logan when you most need him?
Laugh out loud funny!
Ladies and gentlemen, Admiral Jean-Luc Picard on his first day back at Starfleet HQ.
The year of 2020 in a nutshell.
Actually in fucking tears watching this
Is this from the Deleted Scenes of Picard Saison 2?
When I'm asked why I took so long in the washroom.
I new i could not be the only one who had problems with the air port sink
They should have made a season 3 of this
For those not in the know, you're supposed to sit on the paper seat cover and then pop down the middle tab section.
why can't you just sit on it without the paper seat cover?
Because that's gross.
In reality toilet paper would cause a toilet to get clogged
How does that work :/
Alexander Povar Herpes will make it so unpleasant.
I’m 14 seconds in and I can’t 😂😂😂😂
I know how he feels especially when I have a bad day at work. 👷
When you actually believe this was a scene from Star Trek Picard
this could literally be a scene from Picard season 2
Captains Log!
I was looking for the "ate too many marijuanas & got on top of the jaguar to quote Shakespeare" scene but this scene was hilarious too.
So fuggin true.
01:00 It squeaked.
Who came to watch this during the Corona Virus confinement ? 😂😂😂😂
Poor ol' guy! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 He gotta be cursin' the day he was born.😆😆😆😆😆. Actually this shit happened to my grandfather as well some of his buddies. That shit was hilarious.
So so true
This scene is really funny. 😂
Season 3 of Picard looks a lot better than the first two...
I bet he really misses the Enterprise!
Riker better yells 'Computer, end program!!" once he sees the Captain lost his mind inside the holodeck :)
When I have to go, none of this matters.
Adrian Scarborough. Good actor.
So this why they never use the loo on the Enterprise!
How would you want to see Patrick Stewart in Kingsman 3 or expendables 4
I look forward to seeing him in the new Picard series, all expletives included!!
Yes
@@u.g.3298like patrick Stewart as a senior member of the kingsman or perhaps an old friend of barney ross(Sylvester Stallone) in expendables
There are the toilets!!!
There. Are. THE! (toi)LETS!
@@overand ENGAGE!!
Me in every public bathroom I have ever been in with automated toilets and faucets etc
It kinda makes me wonder if Picard had this issue a lot on the Enterprise D and E.
the line must be drawn here
When Q pranks picard lol
Patrick Stewart isn't a comedian. Yet, I can't take any of his movies seriously. 😄
Lmao!
Ngl I thought I was gonna see Patrick Stewart's dong ,and I was ready for it too😂
That’s Deputy Director Avery Bullock
His role in gunmen movie was funny
I loved BLUNT TALK & BUMMED IT'S NO LONGER BEING AIRED:/ Poo poo!
What's the title of the horror movie this scene is from? Is this one of the Freddy Krueger films? Haven't seen them all yet.
Lmmfao!!!
Very funny
oooohh that's look so painful
how am i just now discovering this is a thing...
I was afraid this was an actual scene from Star Trek Picard
I usually just bring disinfect with me
make it so.....
Helm, Warp 9! Engage!!
Why am I so in love with sexy Patrick??
1:27 - 2:27 While on shore leave on Earth and sitting in a public toilet - reflecting on his shitty four decades Starfleet career - Captain Jean-Luc Picard finally lost it!!
Fuck off, prick
Lol 😆
01:31 and 02:23 😂😂😂
wtf lol! :D
I hate these toilets lol
Taking a dump in the 21st century 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When it comes to automatic soap dispensers i just punch the thing open and dip my hand in the soap. Fucking hate them so much. As for the automatic sinks.... Well you just smash the top of the faucet and itll work sometimes. I hate automated equipment. Absolute wastes of time just for the sake of commodity
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
This scene written by Gabriel Iglesias
Poor Patrick, this is not like home. He needs a photo of Gene Roddenberry to shit on and some pages from a TNG book to wipe.
hahahaahaha
We don't have those weird toilet cover things in the UK - I somehow kinda doubt a British person would worry about it that much.
The struggle is real. lol. It’s worse for women. 😆
No
Just lift the ring and sit on the bowl...
that is the grossest part of the toilet seat area - it's where the shit and piss splashes and a good portion of the splash up from flushing go and the reason ya need a seat.