Wild Conspiracy
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NO DESK BRO FELL OFF
You are an idiot
He fell off his desk? No wonder he didn't move it, he's probably badly injured. He's posting through pain, what a hero
@@ninjalectualxstop supporting this. Zealandism is scamming his viewers , he also is r*cist
@@aero-mk9ldhow?
@@robbiestrong6398 due to various factors, such as my completely unjustified opinion, as well as the fact that I just felt like saying that .
I can't believe Zealand let down his community, himself and worst of all pepe guardiola by not setting up his desk :(
Pepe is still his right hand man
REDO YOUR DESK!! (And run)
Mexico playing the altitude merchant like they're Bolivia
I feel gaslit tbh. Getting gaslit by a guy who can’t even set up his desk is crazy.
OK OK dude, that thing above your lips ....... that has to go or set up the desk
Why not both
@@JustAnOrdinaryDemon no it looks way better than without
@@JustAnOrdinaryDemon or both yes
@stillhoIding well then handle bars
Dodgy lasagna activated just in time for some fm save somewhere ❤
Ah the classic
Whenever Canada would play Russia at hockey in what was the USSR at the time they always brought they own food and guarded it (and they beer lol) like a precious resource. I'm sure the Soviets did they same when they came to Canada as well. It only takes one rogue cook at a hotel to bring down an entire team, let alone what the Soviets were known for at the time.
Any big match or sporting event where you're travelling somewhere else you have to take care of your own food because this type of thing is really common. Sometimes it's honestly as basic as people who live somewhere having digestive systems that are used to things uniquely local that will cause huge issues to people who have never experienced them.
food poison is not a new when you are playing in another country. That is why most teams that can afford it have their own cooks that bring food with them.
MLS are cheapskates
We'll get GTA VI before Zealand desk set up
Altitude sickness will wreck you hard. Vomiting, inability to eat, etc. really happens. This could be JUST altitude sickness at 8000 feet.
Run and do your desk, and also run haha
I guess Crew has learned the lesson to bring their own cook next time ! I guess I'm one of the few Europeans that noticed the remarkable run of Columbus Crew this year and was rooting for them.
Lasagna Gate 2024 Version
Can't really divulge my sources but the chef de cuisine of said night in Pachuca, is from East London.
He had a Michelin starred establishment at the Boleyn Ground .
Zealand I heard through sources that if you don't set up your desk, your forehead will double in size each month you fail to do it. sounds scary!
also run more or something
now you remember Tottenham "lasagna gate" in 2006
I’m not exactly an expert on things CONCACAF but surely the final should be at a neutral ground that’s not at the height of earths atmosphere?
But that would make sense, and North America doesn’t like to do that when it comes to football
SET UP A FREAKING DESK, U LOOK LIKE UR TALKING TO US WHILE SITTING ON THE TOILET
This seems awfully familiar
Pachuca is LigaMX's moneyball team. They are very well coached and outright a better team than The Crew. With that being said, that game could have easily been 6-0 if Pachuca didn't bottle a few chances. The gap was that big. If Columbus was 100% healthy, I don't know if the gap between the two teams would be that big.
All Blacks before in the 1995 Rugby World Cup final vs South Africa (hosted in South Africa): First time? 😂
That ‘food poisoning the opposition before a key match’ strat - an oldie but a goodie.
This sounds eerily similar to the "Lasagna-gate" situation with Spurs in the final weekend of the 2005-06 season!
Oh when the spurs go take a shit
No chocolate turtles until you sort out your desk
To answer the important question: it was the CONCACAF Champions League last year (and for 15ish years before that). This year, they changed to Champions Cup, which was the name used in the early 2000s. I don't think they ever announced an official reason, maybe nostalgia?
At the same time, they also killed the CONCACAF League, which was more or less a version of the Europa League. That one was probably because the travel and costs involved were too high for many of the teams in it, as MLS and Liga MX only compete in the Champions Whatever.
Actually good changes though. They made regionalized continental cups which could have been cool for a 3rd tier Asian competition but the challenge league cool too
Probably for the American market. We hear "league" and think of something very different from what the champions league is. Honestly if they wanted to market it to Americans best, they could go with "Tournament of Champions". People would tune into that
Take another day off Zealand, that desk is more of a next week thing
Until Zealand properly sets up his desk he should be allowed to have any facial hair
This game was more set up then Zealand's desk 😂
Nice way to farm engagement (;
I'M SCREAMING FOR MONTHS FOR MORE CHEST HAIR AND IT HAS GONE NOWHERE.
Bro who makes 3 vids or more a day: “IM LAZY!”
While live-streaming, a zealand video every few days and running a podcast
Crew fan here: i loved seeing their run in the cup. And To go out like that 3-0… it was honestly to be expected… I mean we were playing a decent Mexico side team. And to play at an elevation that our players aren’t familiar with is hard… and our team have pretty damn good endurance. But to play at that elevation and a stomach bug exactly fun.. but it was one hell of a run.!🖤💛
"The poisoning of Columbus" sounds like something we'd learn about in World History 😂
out of the blue here but i love your videos zealand, i found out about your channel when i first started playing fm in 2019. keep going
7:48 when I emigrated from my home country and got to Europe I began to feel sick within days. It turns out it was because of the water. The water here had a different set of bacteria that the locals were already immune to but I wasn't. It could have been as simple as that for these players if they decided to use tap water to prepare their meals without boiling it or by just drinking it.
You not setting up your desk made my disappointment be immeasurable and my day is ruined. NOW SET IT UP!!!!!
Desk.. Running... Where are the chocolate turtles!?!
If I start the next video and see the desk hasn't been fixed, I'll immediately stop watching. Godspeed Zealand
Zealand hasn't done his desk because he had food poisoning.
Did you here that equitorial guinea striker has been banned from football for 6 months
Beerschot jersey,nice. I just led them into the Juniper League mimicking real life.
C’mon Z!! The guy that accidentally resigned is already done with his moving, already did his desk setup aaaaaand already started a new TH-cam series, and you, the goat, are really falling behind. I demand more from you! (Kick the water bottle)
BEERSCHOT VA JERSEY NOVVKI THORRISON CAME FROM THAT TEAM HOLY COW.
You know, for marathon the biggest requirements are will power and persistence. You can start your training by fixing your God damn setup
Challenge: don't set up the desk at all until next time you move
this way you also won't have to pack it up in the future, win-win
Full Alex Jones mode
SET THE DESK UP. TRAIN FOR THE MARATHON. COME ON MAN!!!
GET THE TINFOILHAT!!! 😱😱😱
Congratulations on winning the Clone World Cup with Haarland, Zealand! It was a close battle with Niklas Levinson's Bellingham but I guess FM experience wins it all
Bully mode : I think this setup makes your forehead smaller. Redo your setup so it can be magnificient again
This is the third time in a finals I’ve seen this happen. Brazil in France, France against Argentina.
concacaf should merge with conmebol and make the libertadores a big ass tournaments where south american clubs play the group stage against each other and the same happen to concacaf teams to make it cheaper/less pain in the ass to travel from canadá to argentina every week, then they play against each other at the knockout stage meaning 4/3 long trips maximum
Happens to me all the time when i go visit family in Mexico. Its usually to do with how differently the food is processed than in the usa
Come on you little chicken, get a desk.
holy coping session
Day something something of saying "Our glorious awesome pookie Zealand posted again!"
Procrastination is the spice of life
but dude.... the mic arm.... it'll give me epilepsy, again
Tottenham moment
the kings league world cup is happening and many streamers and their teams dealt with similar issues their first days in mexico as well.
England team had to forfeit due that.
you do you dude
Room still a mess. Read 12 rules for life! Clean your room! 😅
Pepe the Frog looking sad because his owner actually fell off
Frog is drunk
ZEALAND RUN THE MARATHON RIGHT NOW 😂
Pachuca bought the FM Console Dodgy Lasagne perk
Americans? Getting a stomach bug in mexico?? How unexpected!!! Montezumas revenge strikes again
England's national team at the World Cup in Mexico in 1970 was poisoned. They also had their captain Bobby Moore arrested for stealing in a jewellers.
we love you as you are. as lazy, not maraton runer that you are.
PUT YOUR DESK TOGETHER! Or you'll have to run an extra marathon
I WONT REDO MY DESK AND ROOM UNTIL ZEALAND DOES AND THATS A PROCRASTINATION PROMISE
(there’s no way i’m gonna train for a marathon tho)
Is it not more likely that they had altitude sickness and they just didn't prepare well enough? Symptoms line up
I love this view.
I blame you, Z. You talking to Columbus Crew guy caused this
RUN
Green lights when
Ah yes lasagne gate
DON'T LET THE DESK TALK DISTRACT US FROM ZEA SPENT ALL THIS TIME NOT RUNNING!!
Reminds me of the lasagna gate
It's ok dude, we know it's effort and work just to carry that forehead
We would love to have you in Denver for a match sometime.
Why have I not found d this man’s podcast after 30mins of looking. What is he hiding…
Yall just underestimate how shit mLs teams are compared to Liga MX teams. Pachuca plays like that against America what makes you think they cant do that to columbus.
Man, I knew something was off. It was like Chicago Fire showed up wearing black and gold.
I mean i kinda like the microphone POV 🥵
WHY IS THE DESK NOT REDONE
Where can i find his podcast???
what happened to the desk? Did it fall off like YOU?????
Probably don’t even have a desk
Tottenham I think this happened to before
I'm not mad, that you didn't finish your desk... I'm just disappointed
Where was his desk originally
Imagine if they had to play in La Paz, 12000 feet
ABERDEEN MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Where's the desk, Lebowski????
When new desk setup?
you accomplished nothing?!? really? damn! that's nigh impossible! i stand in awe ...
Columbus Crew supporter who was at the match here: No, there is no conspiracy and no one in our fanbase legitimately believes there's a conspiracy against us or anything. Anyone who says so is just a sore loser. It's unfortunate, but Pachuca won fair and square under the circumstances and deserve the championship.
Love the Beerschot shirt! kom aan ratten!!
Lasagne-Gate all over again. 🙂 Also, all this conspiracy talk makes me wanna ADJUST my setup, and the go for a RUN, then rest and EAT CHOCOLATE TURTLES... Sorry that last part was an accident.
WHERE'S THE DESK ZEALAND? WE DEMAND THE DESK