He once wrote this “daddy is just relaxing. Doing daddys thang. That’s how real ***** do it, chasing after white booty not black booty. vannila creme lover.”
I could honestly tell he was fetishizing these women from the beginning....I never felt bad for him or saw him as "nice", he's always seemed predatory😬
He can afford a car .. he’s just stupid .. he sent enough to the 1st scammer .. to get new furniture.. teeth.. and a car.. and you know his breath smells like the hat that belonged to Lincoln…
It was pretty whack that both the girl lacked the ability to kick him out, and her date lacked the ability to take control of the situation. They let him ruin their evening.
@@ballchinian838 Be firm. You don't have to be belligerent or jump up in his face, just simply address the elephant in the room head on. Let him know he's created a tense and awkward situation, and he's making your date feel uncomfortable. Address the date as well, with questions like, "Do you want him to leave, or should I?" Send the message to her that your time is valuable and you didn't come here to deal with men she's got in the friendzone. She was likely enjoying being fought over. Snap her out of it by letting her know you aren't about to fight over her, and her friend is about to ruin her evening and ability to enjoy your company. If she's feeling you, (if you're back at her place, she likely is) she'll turn on him real quick. If not, you bounce, and let her deal with the weirdo.
I'll be honest I felt bad for him at first but now I've realised why he never got a date before. He seems like a huge creep and doesn't seem like he wants true love, but just someone that's attractive.
I swear, you throw these jokes in a mile a minute. I have to rewind so many times becomes I'm laughing through half the jokes, didn't even catch you threw in a "her name is Mahogany" for us🤣
i’m having a lot of anxiety about a long drive i have to make on friday (right after a big snowstorm is supposed to hit), so i’m binging your whole channel and it’s been so helpful in taking my mind off of things 😌 thanks for always making me laugh!
That was so funny, I didn't know about the Caesar story so thank you for sharing that and the other one too. I'm hoping you have a wonderful holiday and thank you for making us laugh and smile! I'll be checking out your other channel very soon :-)
Quickslice, you are really getting us through the holidays with laughter, thank you! Seriously, Tim was getting SASSY on that couch with his eyebrows!!! Why was he there🤭🤭🤭 and I refuse to believe Caesar is out here looking like the Monopoly Man🤣🤭
Haha I’ve been happy too see you have been uploading this week! Always making me laugh. Thank you for the uploads! I hope you have a great holiday and stay safe!
The Tim situation was extremely weird but the guy she brought home ended up saying he's moving to a different state with his ex so Veronica obviously attracts the same type of people lol
Dude, please review the story when Ceaser got scammed by the previous Ukrainian woman, that he mentions in this clip. That was absolute bonkers! Ceaser can easily compete with David and this Mahogany guy for №1 Simp on this show. I think it was the old season, nevertheless its still hilarious how he traveled to Mexico "with her"
I don't have sympathy for self haters who also degrade black women such as their mothers or sister's etc..have your preference as long as it's not putting down any other race of women..
"He's got style. He's handsome. He's funny. He's the whole package..." He's also the one with the tv crew following him around and hanging around his table...
Your videos are definitely worth watching and the series is a hell loop w/ the cast all over everywhere but keep it up after Caesar spending fortune on last girl was seeing and stood him up big flag. Ik finding a significant other but just find somebody who accept you for you and not what you got or can do from others and move on life gonna be what it is regardless how different you look at it
Here he is again.. the Maester of satire on TH-cam, on TLC shows, but still, a Maester! You are genius, man! Making me laugh so hard, won't quote the many times you do in every single video, thank you! Merry Christmas to you and your beloved ones! Keep going..
This dude literally lives 29 minutes down the road from me this is just another older guy in a midlife crisis that wants to have as hot young women also this show must not be paying people that much cuz a friend of mine that lives down the block from him actually saw him at a plasma center
Yikes, I dread the day I’m a nearly 50 year old male that gets irritated and insecure by another man dancing in front of a bunch of women I basically paid for. Especially if I decide to wear a top hat
Many many women getting manicures and pedicures and getting the time to get to know him the fact that hes as single as he in that sort of job shows that it's him. Every relationship will fail
I Love your content bro im so happy you been posting daily cant wait for you to hit 1 million this content and consistently youll hit it by this time in a year
how can you take Caesar seriously when he dresses up like Abraham Lincoln for a date
Unironically too lol
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Omg 😂😂😂
I’m am crying laughing, that’s a GOOD one😂😂😂😂😂😂
How can you not take him serious he's there for business
When Caesar says he has two girlfriends, that means he said hello to two ladies he likes, please take it with a grain of salt.
Top hat?
I literally had colleagues like this in college 😂
😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's full of hot air 😄
Caesar is that definitely that type of dude that says “I don’t date dark women” despite being black
He actually did say that 😭
He had a social media post resurface where he says that but in a grosser way 🤮
its funny bc he actually said that 😭
@@michellemensah7743 OH NO 😭
He once wrote this “daddy is just relaxing. Doing daddys thang. That’s how real ***** do it, chasing after white booty not black booty. vannila creme lover.”
“You can pull something out your hat…like a green card”😭
Hilarious 😂
@ 5:49 "Her name is Mahagony!" 🤣 you killed me with that one.
I swear I couldn’t 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
It absolutely sends me when he adds those lines in, like "how much money!?" And "who wants a hamburger"
I died! 🤣😂
@@tiaremillard4144 "scoodilypoop"
how are we not talking about how you’re gifting us such good consistent content this holiday season
The sarcasm is unmatched by any other commentator
That's why I like him 🫶
When I heard “Her name is Mahogany”, I almost spat out my drink 🤣🤣🤣
You start out feeling bad for Caesar...and then you realize he's a creep ;-;
He is....
He doesnt talk about the women as women ... He refers them as "Ukrainian women"..
He isn't a creep, he is a nasty soab
I could honestly tell he was fetishizing these women from the beginning....I never felt bad for him or saw him as "nice", he's always seemed predatory😬
Exactly!!!
@@NT-lq3lq both ...😉
Sir... ARE YOU ON CHRISTMAS BREAK?! You are out here acting like Santa with all these videos and we are LOVING IT! KEEP EM COMING!
Also Love after Lockup still comes on and I have a feeling there is opportunity there for some good content!
He's the epitome of not working on yourself and expecting someone to accept you as you are.
Caesar thought he was going to a buffet all by himself, got there and realized he has to share with other thirsty ass creeps
i have NEVER felt bad for cesar. he has always given me creep vibes, day one. now look … AND i bet he’s even creepier behind closed doors 👁👄👁
same I NEVER felt anything but loser vibes from him... wellll.. maybe I felt a little is he slow vibes. but that's about it
unless you count the second hand embarrassment from watching him in the top hat … ya maybe he’s just a lil “touched”
@@mrs.consciousHe is not very bright.
@@darksole2585 Top hat?
I guarantee if he looked like Brad Pitt he would not give those vibes. It’s honestly sad how critical n ruthless women are to men
'And get them pregnant.' 🤮
Damn. What the hell is wrong with him? 😂
Caesar obviously can’t even afford to buy a car!! How does he expect to take care of a child, let alone two children?!
Obviously he doesn't plan past the conception... 😒
He makes good money though
Welfare
@@EzraMerrPlus, 90 Day is paying him for each episode
He can afford a car .. he’s just stupid .. he sent enough to the 1st scammer .. to get new furniture.. teeth.. and a car.. and you know his breath smells like the hat that belonged to Lincoln…
The Tim segment had be dying. He was 100 percent clam jamming. Giving over protective dad energy
Right?! Like Tim-👀
"You want me to walk him out, it's dark outside"
That's code for "bro, you ain't getting any on my watch."
It was pretty whack that both the girl lacked the ability to kick him out, and her date lacked the ability to take control of the situation.
They let him ruin their evening.
@@leonfrancis3418 What should the date have done?Just asking if I find myself in a similar situation
@@ballchinian838 Be firm.
You don't have to be belligerent or jump up in his face, just simply address the elephant in the room head on.
Let him know he's created a tense and awkward situation, and he's making your date feel uncomfortable.
Address the date as well, with questions like, "Do you want him to leave, or should I?"
Send the message to her that your time is valuable and you didn't come here to deal with men she's got in the friendzone.
She was likely enjoying being fought over. Snap her out of it by letting her know you aren't about to fight over her, and her friend is about to ruin her evening and ability to enjoy your company.
If she's feeling you, (if you're back at her place, she likely is) she'll turn on him real quick.
If not, you bounce, and let her deal with the weirdo.
Cosplaying as the Monopoly guy is crazy 😂😂😂
Dressed like the monopoly man 🤣🤣🤣
Tim is the sims random neighbor/character that never leaves, OR comes right back after you kick them out . tims 😢😂
Lol!
Quickslice is getting more and more savage and I love it so much 🤣🤣🤣
I'll be honest I felt bad for him at first but now I've realised why he never got a date before. He seems like a huge creep and doesn't seem like he wants true love, but just someone that's attractive.
He can get someone in his legue
Just like Big Ed & David 🤮
He doesn’t talk about the 2 ‘girlfriends’ because they don’t exist or he’s paying for the girlfriend package, again.
He's in the Twilight Zone.
Maybe a couple that want to have babies
He is paying to chat to 2 Ukrainian dudes with pictures of models. Who are lying to him and telling him they will come to the USA.
Chump.
@@lukebignell7846either they're Ukrainian women or men in Nigeria/India/Pakistan ect. There is zero chance anyone wants him
"I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS!! Oneisn'tbreathingandtheotherisablowup, BUT I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS!!" - Cesar
One on my right and one on my mind 😂😂😂
Slice’s channel is probably the only one where I enjoy the commentary way more than the video.
That "mahogany" part took me out🤣😭you never miss!
"-Whats your name?
-her name is mohogany"
I died💀💀💀💀
Homie came to get a gf dressed like Ebenezer Scrooge
“Her name is Mahogany” 😂😂😂
I swear, you throw these jokes in a mile a minute. I have to rewind so many times becomes I'm laughing through half the jokes, didn't even catch you threw in a "her name is Mahogany" for us🤣
"What's your name?" "Her name is MAHOGANY" I lost it just there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg i died when Caesar says “what’s your name?” And it cuts to Ben saying “her name is Mahogany”
“ you want me to walk him out. it’s dark no lights outside “🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM IN TEARS🤣🤣🤣
When you said “her name’s mahogany” out of no where I freakin spit out my drink😂😂😂
cesar literally used the war in ukraine to find a wife lmaoooooo
i’m having a lot of anxiety about a long drive i have to make on friday (right after a big snowstorm is supposed to hit), so i’m binging your whole channel and it’s been so helpful in taking my mind off of things 😌 thanks for always making me laugh!
Safe travels!
Same but for flying out on Friday 😅
Same! I have a 13 hour drive to my new home 😮💨
U in the midwest?
@@yasmeenw7227 ye, colorado and i have to drive to arizona 😥
Honestly, your content has me laughing out loud on my own
You've been pumping put videos left right and centre and I'm so happy about it I love ur content dude keep it up
Thank you so much!
You’re uploading so often right now and I am loving it, thank you 🙏🏻
"her name is Mahogany" - never have i laughed that loud that fast
That was so funny, I didn't know about the Caesar story so thank you for sharing that and the other one too. I'm hoping you have a wonderful holiday and thank you for making us laugh and smile! I'll be checking out your other channel very soon :-)
Thank you so much, hope you have a wonderful holiday too :) 🎄
Quickslice, you are really getting us through the holidays with laughter, thank you! Seriously, Tim was getting SASSY on that couch with his eyebrows!!! Why was he there🤭🤭🤭 and I refuse to believe Caesar is out here looking like the Monopoly Man🤣🤭
You're popping off with the constant upload. You sir, made my Christmas week less boring! Keep it up!!
Three days in a row??? BEST XMAS GIFT EVER
I spit my food out when you added "Mohagony" looool
This is the best holiday week I’ve had in years. Quick slice uploaded every day. Ughhh yes gimmie more!!
"Her name is Mahogany" fucking killed me
I’m in awe. Could it really be another upload so soon!?! I’m so happy 🤩
Haha I’ve been happy too see you have been uploading this week! Always making me laugh. Thank you for the uploads! I hope you have a great holiday and stay safe!
Thank you so much!! And happy holidays to you as well 😁🎄
"Her name is Mahogany..." 🤣🤣
That cracked me up! You, sir, are hilarious! Merry Christmas! ❤🎄❤🎄
Daily quickslice? We are blessed.
Loving the frequency of new videos lately keep it up!
I love how many women are laughing at him, and he doesn't realize it. He just thinks, "I'm the funniest guy around."
I've been loving all the uploads omg! It's a treat regardless of when you upload, but it feels like a dessert buffet or something
Well said 😊
Ceazer likes to pick his foreign girlfriends like how I place an order at McDonalds. This man is hilarious 😂
Great analogy!
The Tim situation was extremely weird but the guy she brought home ended up saying he's moving to a different state with his ex so Veronica obviously attracts the same type of people lol
He even kinda looks like Tim🤣😭
He comes to the dinner dressed as a Monopoly guy which is a bold decision to say the least!!!😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
Dude, please review the story when Ceaser got scammed by the previous Ukrainian woman, that he mentions in this clip. That was absolute bonkers! Ceaser can easily compete with David and this Mahogany guy for №1 Simp on this show. I think it was the old season, nevertheless its still hilarious how he traveled to Mexico "with her"
Best part was when he lied about having a picture with her which she apparently deleted😂
Been loving the consistency lately, slice
I have been binge watching your videos for the last week, and you TRULY have me laughing out loud. Thank you! You rock!
i cant believe he didnt bust out the monocole and walking cane too he should've been throwing around monopoly money and quarters "making it rain" lmao
1:03 omg why is this soooooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂 im dead
I don't have sympathy for self haters who also degrade black women such as their mothers or sister's etc..have your preference as long as it's not putting down any other race of women..
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
He is the creepiest cast member of all time and that’s considering that Big Ed and David exist🤢
I'm loving these back-to-back uploads!!!
mr quick slice, i cant even imagine watching this show without your commentary. thanks for all the fish.
"He's got style. He's handsome. He's funny. He's the whole package..."
He's also the one with the tv crew following him around and hanging around his table...
Please keep up the daily uploads
Quickslice literally keeping my sanity honestly
“you could pull something out of your hat like a green card” had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Her name is mahogany lollll, this is gonna be on his toombstone
Caesar can be kind of creepy sometimes
Love ya slice!! You were made for this type of content ! 😂🍕
Caesar gives off obsessed stalker vibes!
I love the fact that the host questioned him having 2 girlfriends
Thank you so much for making me laugh, love your content! ❤
Your videos are definitely worth watching and the series is a hell loop w/ the cast all over everywhere but keep it up after Caesar spending fortune on last girl was seeing and stood him up big flag. Ik finding a significant other but just find somebody who accept you for you and not what you got or can do from others and move on life gonna be what it is regardless how different you look at it
All I want for Christmas is more quick slice videos ❤️❤️😭
Here he is again.. the Maester of satire on TH-cam, on TLC shows, but still, a Maester!
You are genius, man! Making me laugh so hard, won't quote the many times you do in every single video, thank you!
Merry Christmas to you and your beloved ones! Keep going..
That back ground "mahogany"voiceover had me dying. 😂😂😂😂
This dude literally lives 29 minutes down the road from me this is just another older guy in a midlife crisis that wants to have as hot young women also this show must not be paying people that much cuz a friend of mine that lives down the block from him actually saw him at a plasma center
"Do you have your passport? Did you get your shots? Girl, would you like to come back with R̶o̶b̶ Caesar to America? Americaaa"
You are the best!!!!! 😆Your videos are awesome!
Love all the content you been dropping man 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 praise the slice.
"cosplaying the monopoly guy" made me laugh for 20 mins
you're spoiling us with all these uploads man
There is no longer a trifecta of simpage, more like a spider diagram. 🤦🏻♂️
Tim takes too much blame for Veronica lmao I bet she txted him to be there and prevent her from sleeping with her date 🤣🤣🤣
Yo this was the funniest shit I seen on TH-cam 😂😂😂😂 the brother was just outta pocket creep and the commentary was top notch 👌👌👌
Yikes, I dread the day I’m a nearly 50 year old male that gets irritated and insecure by another man dancing in front of a bunch of women I basically paid for. Especially if I decide to wear a top hat
So happy w so many content this late weeks
I got covid, this channel and TheClipSlice getting me through this shit lol
same😅
I love that mad hatter look, definitely a must for Halloween
Can you possibly do more than 1 than 1 podcast episode.like one 90 day and the other like different reality shows!shoes!? Yr commentating is so funny!
I can’t feel bad for Caesar…he’s beyond weird and creepy
All these new Slice videos, it truly feels like it’s Christmas!
Early Christmas gift to myself: binge watch all Quickslice videos until I lose all sense of time and space
Ok Caesar I see you in your $20 suit
His preferences:
- Hot
- Not judgemental
Ah, so the exact opposite of himself.
Many many women getting manicures and pedicures and getting the time to get to know him the fact that hes as single as he in that sort of job shows that it's him. Every relationship will fail
You really been cranking it out these past couple days... It's a Christmas miracle!
I Love your content bro im so happy you been posting daily cant wait for you to hit 1 million this content and consistently youll hit it by this time in a year