Mike Learns a SHOCKING Secret from Ximena (90 Day Fiancé)

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  • @thechanges2327
    @thechanges2327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    "It would be funny if it cut back to Mike and his glasses were missing now."
    Dude I choked on my water that was too freaking funny. Keep it up man, you got jokes for days.

    • @candicenicole1219
      @candicenicole1219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I hollered so loud🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 we definitely can use his sense of humor!!!

    • @jupitershanty
      @jupitershanty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ditto!

    • @camm7985
      @camm7985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That had me screaming!

    • @Febeze
      @Febeze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed so much I started to cry 😂😂

    • @hi_its_dawn
      @hi_its_dawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment also made me almost choke. 😄

  • @eerielconstantine5051
    @eerielconstantine5051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I’m copying one of my comments below bc it still applies:
    He was actually a really terrible person, he met Ximena when she was a camgirl, asked her to stop working in return for him paying for her lifestyle, then got mad when she didn’t love him. Mike was disgusting, farting and leaving his clothes everywhere and skid marks in his undies. He felt like he owned her, and apparently tried to convince her to sleep with him again by paying for it. She was up front and he was a user.

    • @odeode4338
      @odeode4338 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You completely ignore her agency.

    • @NicOtero-qp7wm
      @NicOtero-qp7wm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@odeode4338you learned a new word huh

    • @odeode4338
      @odeode4338 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@NicOtero-qp7wm yes. Are you shaming me for learning a foreign language and constantly educating myself? If that makes you feel good, have at it. 😘

    • @MimiRAM0NE
      @MimiRAM0NE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Being upfront about being a terrible person doesn't make anything better. I don't know why stupid people love this "logic" so much.

    • @eerielconstantine5051
      @eerielconstantine5051 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@MimiRAM0NE it’s very rude to call someone you don’t know stupid when they really haven’t said anything out of left field.
      The thing about being up front is, if you have a brain then you know what to expect, and if someone willfully ignores the signs they deserve what they get. In this case, Mike deserves nothing.

  • @drewizkoollikeicecre
    @drewizkoollikeicecre ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Definitely need a part 2. He wasn’t this nice innocent guy after all. This was a transactional relationship initiated by Mike from the beginning.

    • @theparodychannel7842
      @theparodychannel7842 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Is it ever not a "nice"guy whose not jst tryin to prey ?

    • @vxws
      @vxws ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mike was also a racist pos

    • @oscarisaksson4809
      @oscarisaksson4809 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@ImAKangwithnokingdomare you serious thats like saying just because some woman can be rude bitches then all wimen are rude bitches

    • @geronnmoore3084
      @geronnmoore3084 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What happened

    • @drewizkoollikeicecre
      @drewizkoollikeicecre ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@geronnmoore3084 He met her on a cam girl site, not a dating site. He told her if she stopped, he’d pay her bills. When they finally met, he was a pig and she just wasn’t interested. So he did the usual and threatened to take the stuff he bought and held the money over her head. Was threatening and aggressive and refused to leave her apt because “I have proof I paid for it”. Not to mention the racist posts on his site. Just a real prince.

  • @sheenalee7602
    @sheenalee7602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    I love how they showed the clip of Asuelo's mom "How much money?" 🤣

    • @sammyaribeiro
      @sammyaribeiro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @angelwingz622
      @angelwingz622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣Me too

    • @donttrip4210
      @donttrip4210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “I think like 100”

    • @okoala62
      @okoala62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kills me everytime 👋🏼😂

    • @jbdixon4020
      @jbdixon4020 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it needs to be played whenever the word “money” is mentioned

  • @Frenchylikeshikes
    @Frenchylikeshikes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "I hope he gets a good cup of coffee anyhow"
    Best quote of this episode.

  • @katfromthekong414
    @katfromthekong414 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    She is wearing 2 sets of glasses because she is both far-sighted and short-sighted and needs reading glasses on top of the normal ones. My dad used to run around like that before progressive lenses became a thing

  • @nukaghoula
    @nukaghoula 2 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    I do deeply appreciate these little videos, I can't handle watching these shows but I love being able to keep up with what's happening through your summaries!

    • @misomar7193
      @misomar7193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love these videos cause I cant afford to watch TLC

    • @gehenna4346
      @gehenna4346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hes much funnier too lol

    • @ddqio7774
      @ddqio7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@misomar7193 it's free on their yt channel

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Theres plenty of YT TLC commentary channels. YourWetSock, ZainDaily, Arthur tv, CinnamonToastKen and All things reality. Most Channels ran by men with an audience viewership that's 80%female 😂😂

    • @Zizoulachatnoir
      @Zizoulachatnoir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly this. Love these vids 🤣

  • @shaunn7778
    @shaunn7778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    You know things are bad when your homey with a neck tat is disappointed in you.

    • @tiredglow
      @tiredglow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      your homie with a neck tat of a lipstick kiss... the worst kind of neck tattoo

    • @ricolewis2949
      @ricolewis2949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Leave CODY RHODES out of this 🤣

    • @phillyphilly1076
      @phillyphilly1076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tiredglow an absolute trash neck tattoo 😂

    • @fredziffle5219
      @fredziffle5219 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike lied to neck tat & wife about all the shit he bought her.
      But hey, who wants a wife with the same language anyway.

    • @DNCT
      @DNCT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s NY. Tattoos are so common. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s a big state and if it’s New York City in particular, it really doesn’t mean anything. Now if it was a small town I can see how only a certain type of crowd of people have tattoos

  • @goofyahhdude365
    @goofyahhdude365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    One of my professors does that thing with the glasses. He says it's because he doesn't like bifocals. One pair are near sighted the other is far sighted. When he read, he'd put the near sighted ones on top of the far sighted ones. It seems pretty weird to me, but that was the explanation

    • @karabartley
      @karabartley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thanks for the explanation, I always wondered but never had the nerve to ask lmao

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ah I’m guessing this lady maybe just can’t afford them, then, since bifocals are…….so much more expensive than standard glasses. Good to have an explanation!

    • @allisterstryker7633
      @allisterstryker7633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came here to say this haha.

    • @alnsubuga
      @alnsubuga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had a friend who did the same thing. Both because bifocals are expensive but also because she found it difficult to get used to the lenses. I’ve been wearing varifocals for 4 years and still get woozy when I look through the wrong part of the lens 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @kyle8027
      @kyle8027 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was hoping some one answered that in the comments

  • @elainestevens8485
    @elainestevens8485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Are you kidding??????. It was MIKE who OFFERED all these things. He met her on a cam girl website. MIKE OFFERED to pay for all of these things if she stopped working. They met, she said yes, but she didn't feel the same when he came back the second time. Did you not hear that assholy things he said? "i pay for this apartment so I can stay here" She told him to leave and he said no. Tress-passing is a crime. She told him he could take everything back, and that she didn't need the things she gave him. You have the nerve to say shit about Ximena. I'm glad she threw him out. He is such a creep!

    • @oustandingsitter6106
      @oustandingsitter6106 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This channel is satirical..absolutely nobody is on Mikes side..the entire video and the basis of this creators content managed to fly a mile above your head. Amazing.

  • @laurenmiller9517
    @laurenmiller9517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "Did he just rip a fart in the middle of making out?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sandpiper5705
    @sandpiper5705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I have never laughed as hard as you accussing the store clerk of stealing Mike's glasses 🤣 i am actually crying

  • @cigarettesandredlips
    @cigarettesandredlips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I can't help but think Mike got himself into this situation. If he never fronted like he had money, she wouldn't have been attracted to him. There's nothing wrong with being paid to help someone be less lonely, as long as everyone is honest.

  • @Leoprincess3038
    @Leoprincess3038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "He's on a reality show, he's fair game, I'm going to make fun of him" 😂😂😂😂

  • @jessicabushore5683
    @jessicabushore5683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The two pairs of glasses thing, is a cheap way to get past bifocals. Her regular pair probably help her see further away, then you get a drugstore pair to look down at the computer through. Charlie does this sometimes on always sunny when he’s working on the sewing machine.

  • @betweenthedimensions8315
    @betweenthedimensions8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    A lot of older people need separate prescriptions to see near and far. That’s why Benny Franklin invented the bifocal. But a lot of people just buy two pairs of glasses- one for near, one for far- instead of more expensive options that cover both.

    • @raydragerns3657
      @raydragerns3657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm 32 and I've needed to do this for like a decade lol

    • @magnumxlpi
      @magnumxlpi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Benjamin Franklin is the greatest person to walk this planet. I will debate anyone on this

  • @boxerchick702
    @boxerchick702 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    It’s sad that this dude is actually doing better than most other guys on 90 day.
    1. She’s real.
    2. She actually agreed to meet with him.

    • @StevelyBruckShut
      @StevelyBruckShut ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And slept with him

    • @chiobabe2180
      @chiobabe2180 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StevelyBruckShutatleast he got something out the deal , most only get a picture & a voice on the phone 😂

  • @Ifraneljadida
    @Ifraneljadida 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    When she said "I lived with a hitman" I legitimately died laughing. She's genuinely a threat to this blobs life

    • @angelicupstart8274
      @angelicupstart8274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She lived with a hit man who put a hit out on her? 😂😂 WTF? He's the hit man, wouldn't he do it himself?😎🤣🤣 Mike should run! He's not cut out for the thug life.

    • @WinnieDaou
      @WinnieDaou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@angelicupstart8274 Professionally, you can't threaten your own family? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@WinnieDaou More like if a woman is killed then her boyfriend, fiance, or husband is the first suspect, in _every_ country.

    • @tinydream
      @tinydream ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@angelicupstart8274 What? The point of a hit man is so the person who hired them has an alibi as they are the most likely suspect. Unless the hit man has a room temp IQ, he would know better than to do the hit himself.

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stay far away from girls with sicario ex boyfriends…

  • @daniellevaughn4598
    @daniellevaughn4598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I think their chance is like......55% 😄

  • @shaheedkatshaza4424
    @shaheedkatshaza4424 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love the random Asuelu’s mom cameos whenever the question of how much money comes up 😂😂😂

  • @faniella7718
    @faniella7718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I was struggling this morning but this has turned everything around thank you QS for the important work you do

  • @brandonalejandroblanco
    @brandonalejandroblanco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I can’t wait for Mike to be on The Single Life and he gets to date some of the nice women that curved Big Ed this season lmao.

  • @fireflyeclipse
    @fireflyeclipse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I don’t fault her on her past. Everyone makes decisions when they’re young that seem foolish later and it’s not like she grew up in a safe environment. What I do judge her on are her current actions, of blatantly leaching from someone that she is leading on.

    • @Davemonlee
      @Davemonlee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Nah fault her on her past. She had 2 children with bad men. She’s old enough to make a baby and choose shit men. She’s old enough to be held accountable. Stop holding womens hands and allowing this behavior by saying “it was a mistake it’s not your fault”. Waaaaack

    • @lizalb4019
      @lizalb4019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mmmm man or woman if you make a stupid choice you can't expect a positive result of it...

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Davemonlee I forgot that this society always holds women accountable for both the actions of the man and woman and men are never held accountable. Y'all would never bring the same energy to the father who made these children too and slept with someone so young, nah, it's entirely the woman's fault. Men can never be held accountable or take responsibility, I forgot.

    • @sandquezo
      @sandquezo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think a lot of people under this comment don’t understand the privilege they have. Colombia is a hard country to live and grow up in when you’re poor. The education is minimal or privatized leaving a lot of people unable to move from the spot they’re born in. Her past isn’t her fault. Living there, you’re in a situation where you have to make the decision that will allow you to survive. Cops are corrupt. Drugs and death are all over the place. Many women feel the need to be with “strong” men even if they’re not right, just to be safe from sexual assault. It’s very easy to say her past is her fault knew no one in this comment section has been poor in a 3rd world country.
      But she’s an adult now. Mike is a way for her to be stable without the need of dangerous men or an education. She probably lives in a safer area thanks to mike. And her kids probably have the opportunity to get an education thanks to mike. Do i think she’s in it for the love? No. Absolutely not. Do i think she will be loyal to him for the things he’s done for her? Maybe who knows. Ximena is “de la calle” but she’s smart and calculated like most women in poor south america.

    • @ryantucker2166
      @ryantucker2166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sandquezo She still needs a strong man's seed and an incel's wallet AKA Mike. She ain't foolin' anyone.

  • @beautytothefinest8061
    @beautytothefinest8061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The fact she said she doesn’t think mike is physically handsome :( that’s gotta hurt to watch

    • @rumblefish9
      @rumblefish9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I mean she's not lying though

    • @christinakinch
      @christinakinch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I think if you truly love someone or at least find them attractive, their physical appearance will automatically be appealing.

    • @DCtheGod
      @DCtheGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike is a trucel. It never began for him

    • @KingNez89
      @KingNez89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She isn't attractive at all either tho

    • @laraantipova389
      @laraantipova389 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KingNez89then why do men pay to talk to her and no one pays to talk to Mike? Inconsistent.

  • @blobbertmcblob4888
    @blobbertmcblob4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    For once, it's the GUY that needs to run.

    • @ThePoptartjunkie
      @ThePoptartjunkie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Gino as well

    • @notsureiL
      @notsureiL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      For once? Michael who was with Angela 😣 Corey?

    • @dangalanga6941
      @dangalanga6941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Are you new to this show 😂😂🤦‍♂️ this is most definitely not the first GUY that needs to run

    • @lucilla888
      @lucilla888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThePoptartjunkie ginos getting what he wants tho hes not dumb he wants the hot gf

    • @zooknutt
      @zooknutt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For once? .. simp..

  • @xduwu4257
    @xduwu4257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    She has two glasses instead of bifocals, like when you're vision is so bad you need glasses to read things up close and a separate prescription for distance

  • @sumerian213
    @sumerian213 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You are Hilarious!! The part about the lady potentially having on Mike's glasses...😂...the whole video. I'm been binge watching and dyyyyyiiinnnn laughing for the past few days. Thanks so much!!!!! I needed these videos❤

  • @shinichimorishita6889
    @shinichimorishita6889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    The delusion to call Mike “very nice” 😭😭😭

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      At this point he still seemed nice.

    • @diehardeaglesfansince1994
      @diehardeaglesfansince1994 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what would make him you think he's not a good guy????

    • @stevenmichaeleich9856
      @stevenmichaeleich9856 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly, he knows what he doing too, these guys think they can get a foreign woman and “buy” them, there’s nothing nice about that.

    • @thadevilzadvocate
      @thadevilzadvocate ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevenmichaeleich9856At least you would know the deal is. Doesn’t matter where they from. I don’t see the point of going to another part of the world where all these women have this collective mindset. A bitch is a bitch. Dealing with women these days is modern prostitution. If that’s the way they want to be treated I have no problem with that. She better give me the full treatment if it goes that route.

  • @VileMr.Grinch
    @VileMr.Grinch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Lmao Asuelu's mom. "How much *muneeeh* "

  • @xaviergittens5497
    @xaviergittens5497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    At least he's getting some. So he's actually doing better than most of the simps on this show

  • @gwheeeelz
    @gwheeeelz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Double glasses lady really made this video shine

    • @RosinDaddy5280
      @RosinDaddy5280 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂e😂😂😂😂

    • @87alock
      @87alock 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      👓👓

  • @goji508
    @goji508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Mike "best time of my life."
    Hemena "just normal it's nothing out of this world."
    DANG 😂

  • @hausofanimals
    @hausofanimals 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I'm only 30 seconds into the video but could you imagine they are together in 10 years and quickslice has to get a tattoo of that guy on his forehead?? Awesome.

  • @abrahamrivera1991
    @abrahamrivera1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Mike is trying to learn Spanish tho,at least he’s trying unlike some cast members

    • @retroman--
      @retroman-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ritalin Regiment He's on tv...he will get more dates...maybe not marriage but some girl will go after him for sure.

    • @giga.s.o.p
      @giga.s.o.p 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think he'll find a loving wife in latin america. it's hard even for us latinos. girls just want to party and get crazy

  • @karamamro7868
    @karamamro7868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If they stand any chance of staying together is because they don’t speak each other’s language.

  • @FJX716
    @FJX716 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This guy was just pathetic. Dude was a fan of her cam girl site and thought by buying her shit it meant they were dating. He got way too attached and entitled. To be honest he was low key creepy as well.

  • @gurogru2889
    @gurogru2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    genuinely want a show going through the daily life of that nice old lady

    • @alnsubuga
      @alnsubuga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She’s my new favourite person!

  • @calleighmcwilliams635
    @calleighmcwilliams635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just absolutely love your channel, I usually don't watch any TH-camr who makes commentary videos but after coming across your channel, you just got me hooked. I love your sense of humour, sarcastic remarks and the way you just talk through these videos. A lot of TH-camrs really irk the hell out of me with their loud screams and terrible sense of humour, if they even have any. You're just brilliant! I've recently joined your Discord as well. Thanks for making these funny and quality contents! I hope you hit millions soon.

  • @ange1168
    @ange1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:52 bro I love you for this 🤣🤣🤣 I love the monotone voice and joke combination, it's just perfect

  • @wakesmom3445
    @wakesmom3445 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have horrible insomnia tonight and am bingeing on your videos. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!

  • @707tgreennorcal7
    @707tgreennorcal7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know you’re in trouble when a guy with a neck tattoo of lips has more common sense than you.

  • @Globalastral5
    @Globalastral5 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    How come whenever someone on this show is buying something, the cashier is always so inquisitive? Is this normal? Do all cashiers always ask “who is this for?”

  • @zaddy49
    @zaddy49 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Yoooo, "it would be funny if they cut back to Mike and his glasses were missing." had me dying laughing. 😂 Also, Mike looks like a young 75 year old man. And she looks like a young 55 year old woman.

  • @IndigoRoses7
    @IndigoRoses7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    I laughed out loud at the getting the tattoo on your forehead thing. I sincerely hope Mike finds a woman that truly loves him..he seems like a nice guy that just wants happiness

    • @BlissetEris
      @BlissetEris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I clipped that, and put it in my google calender ...

    • @williamkelly9628
      @williamkelly9628 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope that Mike takes holy vows, joins a monastery and never inflicts himself on any woman ever again!

    • @ryantucker2166
      @ryantucker2166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He will never find "love" unless he pays for it in $$$$$$

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I sincerely hope Mike finds a woman that truly loves him"
      Yeah he can have his own anime girl with the power of technology.

    • @bayouboi3668
      @bayouboi3668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poor guy just has unfavorable genetic traits.... he seems like a good guy and does deserve genuine love and someone to support him.

  • @eljayin1
    @eljayin1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg bro you need to post more. I love your videos your sarcasm makes me cry with laughter

  • @Von639
    @Von639 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    She can’t afford rent but she has tattoos covering her arm. Two kids with two different guys, one in prison. She stays out partying until 7 am, seriously? He should catch first plane home and forget about her.

  • @j.baldwinwasagenius...7575
    @j.baldwinwasagenius...7575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    She's not 24. Lolllll

    • @lunam7249
      @lunam7249 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      pipe down!! before she sends her exboyfriend out to look 4 you!!!🎉😂😂😂, she 31

  • @whiskeybravo91
    @whiskeybravo91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    omg we need to get a part 2 on this one, turns out Mike was douchebag in this situation

  • @sunevanderwalt4568
    @sunevanderwalt4568 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i cant help it but this guy looks exactly like Gypsy Rose

  • @jackrixon9024
    @jackrixon9024 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Would have loved a recap sequel when we all universally discovered what a scumbag mike actually is

  • @peloozoids
    @peloozoids 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    hey, slice, i have a friend who wears two pairs of glasses, and the reason why she wears them is that she experiences night blindness, which is a condition whereas it's impossible to see in relatively low light
    maybe the lady experiences it too?

    • @annijaklamer
      @annijaklamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It could also be normal everyday glasses and cheap reading glasses. Seems to me that she's looking at customers through the normal ones, but looks down through the reading glasses, for the register. I know several people who don't want to buy those expensive combination glasses who wear two pairs like that

    • @peloozoids
      @peloozoids 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@annijaklamer could be 🤷🏼‍♀

    • @PotatoPieYT
      @PotatoPieYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m an optometrist and the woman is making her own pair of bifocals! A lot of patients do that, adding a pair of over the counter readers over her distance glasses :)

  • @samanthaharrington8713
    @samanthaharrington8713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I feel so bad for Mike,I really do... My now wife was very much like Mike (no experience with with relationships and just truly wanting to find love and happiness, and honestly a wonderful/loving person) and I am so happy she didn't find herself a woman like this... I am so blessed to be able to call her my wife, I couldn't ask for a more loving and wonderful person!...

    • @m.s2829
      @m.s2829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol this guy abused her read the whole story before believing stuff.

    • @bigchefdog
      @bigchefdog ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People will see someone has no experience in relationships and just assume they are saints lmaooo grow up

  • @Badthrones
    @Badthrones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lmao, that quick half sec of jovi saying, "learn your English" was funny asf.

  • @CloudyyvilleThoughts
    @CloudyyvilleThoughts ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:04 the awkward pause n the look she gave says it all 😭😭😭😭😭 sums up this whole thing 😭😭😭

  • @rebeccariegger1132
    @rebeccariegger1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Mike's friends really do care about him. Usually I have no sympathy for the knuckleheads on this show but I really do feel bad for Mike. He's gonna get hurt so bad

    • @davidg5759
      @davidg5759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike isnt unattractive idk why he's doing this to himself

    • @eerielconstantine5051
      @eerielconstantine5051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@davidg5759 I know looks are subjective, but I think a lot of people agree Mike is very unattractive. And gross.

    • @m.s2829
      @m.s2829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol you clearly don't know how he abused her.

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount ปีที่แล้ว

      @@m.s2829 elaborate

    • @Um_Yes
      @Um_Yes ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@m.s2829Yep. Glad someone else sees it!

  • @daniellevaughn4598
    @daniellevaughn4598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    If I'm going to let someone use me, I'm getting the best someone possible. She's average! He could've got someone much prettier. And without kids.

    • @jubernardi23
      @jubernardi23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For sure! A decent women at least🙃

    • @traceyarnaud8433
      @traceyarnaud8433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And if she's 24, I'm the pope.

    • @daniella7820
      @daniella7820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@traceyarnaud8433 lols if she's 24, I'm the motherfucking mob boss 😂

    • @traceyarnaud8433
      @traceyarnaud8433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daniella7820 Tony Soprano!

    • @peacefreedom4930
      @peacefreedom4930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Someone says he’s never had a relationship and still lives with his father. So...... I don’t think he knew to aim higher. He’s still on training wheels.

  • @Goorney
    @Goorney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The two pairs of glasses on the lady serving at the counter serve the same purposes as varifocal's. The ones nearest to her are normal every day glasses ( I presume she is long sighted) and the second pair are for reading close up. Older people are unable to focus on small text.

    • @meganl9573
      @meganl9573 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      my mom does this a lot lol

  • @TheRealHelenaDeluca
    @TheRealHelenaDeluca 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOOOOOOOL "I lived with a hitman" *cuts to Mike with his nipples out*. I can't breathe hahahahah

  • @jordaine1469
    @jordaine1469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    No way she's 24...

  • @soapylulu
    @soapylulu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It would be funny if when we cut back to Michael his glasses were missing." OMG! That had me laugh SO hard! I can picture that happening in a Woody Allen movie.

  • @SanSabath
    @SanSabath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    She does not look 24 at all. 34 maybe??

    • @kinggadm1234
      @kinggadm1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks like a rough 24

    • @funicon3689
      @funicon3689 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fr looks like she's been living hard

  • @CloudyyvilleThoughts
    @CloudyyvilleThoughts ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Once she said “I lived with a hitman” I would’ve felt trapped 😭😭

  • @christinakinch
    @christinakinch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It's a pity Mike is such a desperate pushover. I truly wish that he'll gain some self respect and find his own self worth.

    • @christinakinch
      @christinakinch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Returning to this comment to state that there is more lore to this story. I don't pity Mike at all anymore.

    • @kimberlyk2530
      @kimberlyk2530 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must not have watched the show

  • @M070RG0A7
    @M070RG0A7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mike looks like Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim made a baby

  • @Divint12
    @Divint12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Oh! Oh! I can do this! This is called "dual glass technology", or at least that's what I call it. Sometimes it goes up to triple. It's because she's using those glasses you just buy from the store and is combining them to create bifocals or whatever her prescription is instead of getting real-ass glasses. Because glasses are fucking expensive, yo.

  • @Bftd_ed
    @Bftd_ed ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The lady is weighing one pair of distance glasses, and one pair of reading glasses

  • @fetedesneiges6678
    @fetedesneiges6678 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mike is probably the creepiest guy in a large pool of creepy guys.

  • @veritebacon
    @veritebacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Two pairs of glasses is a actually a personality

  • @looserlia118
    @looserlia118 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When you hear the full story than you won’t like him. Like how he lied about how they meet. She was cam girl, and he decided to pay for her 🤷🏽‍♀️ so OBVIOUSLY their relationship is built off of that.

  • @chrispbacon550
    @chrispbacon550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude…. I’m cracking up!!! You’re hilarious!!
    Keep them coming!

  • @nellybarrett7
    @nellybarrett7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I agree grandma with the double vision had the most personality 😂😂😂 this guy is delusional if he really thinks she loves him smh his friend even tried to tell him what it is! Wow

  • @pumpkinpie7254
    @pumpkinpie7254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This channel never disappoints ... LMFAO !!! Cashier having 2 pairs of glasses on is freaking killer ... QuickSlice guy : wouldn’t it be funny if 90 day camera cut back to Mike n his glasses were missing ? I ALMOST LOST MY SHIT WITH THAT 😅 .

  • @xlnuniex
    @xlnuniex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The two glasses woman explanation-
    The pair of glasses properly on her face is for distance. The second pair is for reading. I don’t know why she doesn’t have bifocals.

    • @xlnuniex
      @xlnuniex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe her bifocals broke and she’s making due with her glasses for distance. And got a cheap pair of eye glasses at CVS Or some crap until she receives her bifocals.
      *It usually takes about a week before my new or repaired pair of glasses are ready to be picked up from my Eye Doctor’s Office.

  • @barbaraordonez2076
    @barbaraordonez2076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No one is forcing Mike to give her $$$ he offered and said from the beginning. They were never met to be together!!

  • @OFAMidoriya
    @OFAMidoriya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You didn't mention her father came into her newly refurbished house and said to the cameraman he wanted to find out if he has good intentions and not going to hurt his daughter and grandchildren even though the first father was a 1 nightstand and the second possibly killed someone and she didn't realize that "he had many years" until after she got pregnant

  • @ProteusChris
    @ProteusChris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm going to assume you made this video before the last few episodes where we found out exactly what the situation was it was. It was if Mike was being taken advantage of he was using money to control her it was a key thing of the relationship and when she told him she didn't care if she got any more of his money and he need to leave he threw a fit and refuse to leave

  • @punkettepassion
    @punkettepassion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    MAMA MURPHY!!! Omggggg, I thought she was gonna start giving out wild predictions like Micheal was a fallout npc..."Before you leave, kid. A word. About the journey you're about to start on. 'Cause I've seen your destiny, and I know your pain....this girl, ain't for you!'

  • @megpritchard3902
    @megpritchard3902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol when he farts when they are making out. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anawhittaker8598
    @anawhittaker8598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I live for these videos 😂😂😂, it makes TLC so much more tolerable ..

  • @nevermind8636
    @nevermind8636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    She wears two glasses , one for reading, and the other one that she can see correctly.

  • @ghostnoodles
    @ghostnoodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's on a reality show, that makes him fair game...
    YESSSSS! Thank you. Someone finally says it.

  • @Millennial_Mike
    @Millennial_Mike 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When you dig a little deeper you'll find He's actually a pretty rotten guy.

  • @paganmonster
    @paganmonster ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Older person here. The reason for two glasses is cause the bottom ones are bifocals (or "readers") and her eyes are getting worse and she can't use the regular ones to read. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

  • @jerseythedog
    @jerseythedog 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The two glasses thing is a cheap way to have bifocals.

  • @IndigenousExotical
    @IndigenousExotical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not the Jovi moment😂😂😭

  • @summerlynn2639
    @summerlynn2639 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I used to feel bad for him too until i found out he met her on an escort site.... these men like him know what theyre doing

  • @pedrolemustarot
    @pedrolemustarot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:26 I totally agree about what you're saying they are really Mike best friends, a very true friend acts the way they are doing. Mike if you can read this let me tell you something you are blessed to have these people around you.

  • @DaughtersofLilith52
    @DaughtersofLilith52 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She was a cam girl and he offered to fit the bill and then got mad when it didn't translate to real feelings

  • @Carrjacked
    @Carrjacked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yessss love when the SLICE uploads!

  • @maddydaddie1524
    @maddydaddie1524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I want a whole damn spin-off for Toy Store Woman. She's got 20-20-20-20 vision.

  • @Theworldisyouroyster156
    @Theworldisyouroyster156 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your sense of humor has me dying 😆😆😆

  • @jes2276
    @jes2276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Number one rule of being a hitman, don't let people find out you are a hitman.

  • @guywilliams6569
    @guywilliams6569 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She's not "taking advantage of him", he's where he WANTS to be!!!!

  • @lexihart5416
    @lexihart5416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the jovi moment killed me💀

  • @zombiepirate23
    @zombiepirate23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol when he farts as they kiss 😂

  • @louditalian1962
    @louditalian1962 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you find out a woman has kids with different man each and they are all in prison. You don’t want her. She is the kind of woman that wonders why her kids turned into a life of crime when their daddies are criminals themselves.

  • @AnnWahlquist
    @AnnWahlquist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's a realy nice person??? ...
    Riiiight... As long as things going his way...

  • @Sisa.N
    @Sisa.N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That "how. Much money" took me out 😂😂

  • @louditalian1962
    @louditalian1962 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So… you lived with a hitman and after the relationship was over he wanted to kill you. But your ex was a drug dealer and the one before that probably a corrupt cop… Jesus this woman has a train of baggage, it looks like she won’t probably hit 40 at this rate.

  • @lifeewrenn
    @lifeewrenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    update on them:mike’ true colors will come out in later episodes