This game allows you to be God and it was a mistake
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Reus is a god game by Abbey Games in which you take control of nature through the hands of mighty giants. You possess all imaginable powers over nature! There is only one thing on the planet that you do not control: mankind, with all their virtues and and all their vices. You can shape their world, but not their will. It’s your responsibility to maintain a balance in which man is not overpowered by nature, and nature does not fall to man’s greed.
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This game allows you to be God and it was a mistake
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The people of the successful town attacking the Giants, who gave them the resources, as soon as they have power is such a Human thing to do lol
Lets be honest, if Kevin were in their position he would have done the same thing. They probably realized that he was just waiting for an excuse to destroy them. But their atempt at self-preservation ended in something of a self fullfilling prophecy. Which is also very Kevin like. So i guess what we learned from today's video is that Kevin is, in fact, human. Shocking, i know.
"Why does God punish us?! Why?!?!?!"
Kevin destroying every village cause of the actions of one group is real "Teacher punishes the whole class for one dickhead acting up" vibes
Very “Noah’s Ark”
Yeah I was thinking more Old Testament than old school days.
@@NoArmsSally Except the Bible specifically claims that one was because _everyone_ was acting up.
@@Chicky_Lumps This^
Noah and his family were literally the ONLY people not acting up.
@@Chicky_Lumpseven the animals?
According to Kevin, EVERY game allows him to be God.
Kevin: Agnostic Simulator allows you to be God, maybe.
That’s because Kevin IS God
And what is real life if not but an elaborate game?
powerwash simulator
Kevin is God 😂
Kevin is back with his majestic turtleneck
He's unveiling the new iPhone
Kevin Jobs
You know it’s gonna be good when Kevo pulls out the turtleneck
Must be religious because it's giving father 💅
(That was bad but I tried lol)
How long has he lived on the continent now? Its really made an impression
“Highwood settled.” -> “Highwood has been destroyed!” in a matter of seconds, I expect nothing less from Kevin
Kevin genuinely being sad that the ocean giant was being attacked was kinda sweet. Like he actually broke character for a second
Moral of the story is that you can do violence as long as it's not against Kevin with god powers, he will show you what violence is
Well, this can’t possibly go wrong…
Hello leader Jim
All hail Jim pickens
Hi leader jim Pickens
Cool, it's Jimminy Pickens
OUR GREAT AND DEAR LEADER WE EXALT YOU
The fact that the humans literally attacked the two least violent of the giants is what gets me
The ocean giant just kinda vibed in the ocean and made food taste better
And the forest giant was the most active in helping
17:15 “I got it out of my system, all the rage is done” spoken like a god of a New Testament.
god trying to make the giants kiss is just like the comment section trying to force a romance between Default and Turg
I miss Default.
@@medichampion328 Default doesn't care about public appearances
And Kevin himself. Tbh I think the only one not into it was default herself
this sentence would put a victorian child into a coma
@@RubyBlueUwU Tbf Default is neutral about literally everything, so it's understandable.
6:18 "Someone settled with Shrek! Someone was desperate enough!" Please, Shrek would have to settle for us. We don't deserve him.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Shrek is Love and Shrek is Life, yet Shrek hatred and Shrek is death, for Shrek is the essence of our being and to doubt Shrek is to doubt oneself.
check yourself before you shrek yourself
@@RubyBlueUwUhe who smelt it shreked it
get Shreked
Kevin playing Reus 1 a month before the sequel comes out is kind of genius
Military genius, some would say
exactly my thought!
There's gonna be a sequel? Cool
Wait? Theres a sequel?!
@@guilhermeborbabrito3664 Yesss It just came out like 15 days ago and I'm OBSESSED. It's really good!!
3:24 "more edible" little does kevin know that kangaroo is eaten all over Australia, putting kangaroo in the name saves no creature from us
Just don't tell the Chinese about the amazing aphrodisiac effects of eating a cane toad. It would cause the species to become extinct within a decade.
I got into an argument once because I mentioned having eaten kangaroo gumbo in Austria.
I do mean Austria. At the time, I was abroad in Germany in grade school. We briefly crossed the border on the way to another German city and it was when we stopped to eat. I knew we weren't in Australia, but it was also very confusing insofar as my knowledge of Austria was that it sounds like Australia and also my only experience while there was eating kangaroo before leaving.
Oddly, a lot of people here (US) seem to think they're endangered.
@HunchbackOfNotreJon To Americans, "I've never personally seen one in the back yard" = a special rare creature that must be preserved, unless it's ugly.
@@Kr-nv5fothat would be a good thing in Australia
I was being attacked by a Kangaroo in my dream last night. Maybe it was taking revenge for it's fallen brethren 😂
Sometimes I get sad, but then I remember that Kevin had a maintenance guy come to his house and ask if the hung up picture of Jim Pickens was a relative of his and Kevin just answered “Uhh no” without further explanation, then I feel better.
When did this happened?
In a world where Kevin is the god, his bible would only contain 2 chapters: The Genesis and then straight to the Revelation
Oh man, what a throwback! This game elicits fond memories from me, because early on in my very old youtube attempts, it got an abnormal amount of views on my channel (for me, that was like 500~ at the time), and I was SO excited thinking that "this is it" (spoilers: it wasn't, lmao). I still get very happy fuzzy feelings with this game though, haha
Regardless of what game Kevin plays, I already know the ending, and then they all died or in a cult.
Or both, though rarely in that order. In this case they all died only, but if its a world where Kevin is worshiped as a god, doesnt that count as they being all on his cult?
10:40 "Smitten, I believe...You're being silly!"
Every time I play this game, the villagers grow too greedy or angry and turn against my giants. So I watched this hoping to get some insight on how to prevent this from happening.
I was disappointed, but entertained.
“Much easier to manage”.
Zooms out to the dystopian world of water
"Good news everyone, they trust me now," has to be one of the scariest sentences to hear coming out of Kevin's mouth
It’s funny that he even Noah’s Arked his people
Considering how pretty much the bulk of the entire Animal Kingdom can be traced back to evolutive origins as water organisms, the Giant Crab God representing chickens and meat makes perfect sense (from a certain point of view).
Interesting theory, so I have to ask..
How does it explain living fossils? Are all those animals left out of evolution?
If anything evolved, gaining new traits, why is there no evidence?
Surely, with all the bones being excavated, there would be thousands of evolutionary skeletal structures... yet there are none.
Why would they hoax a discovery of the missing link a few times, with the latest desperate clutch being 'Lucy' which is an ape skeleton they have tried to make look human?
When we look at DNA and peptides etc, they need each other to function ( and this is in all animals) and not only disproves evolution but backs creation.
The real question is, why are we lied to since childhood about all this and why are they still trying to cram this down our throats today?
I am genuinely asking.
Reus is such a nice game, actually made in the Netherlands, where I come from. Awesome video! Love your videos and your godly powers 🎉
Which also explains the name.
Amazing, a country that fight nature back in making a game about God.
A Game where you play as a god and Kevin Chose to wear a turtle neck... i guess it is fiting
why? does god wears a turtle neck?
@@San-lh8us cause
@@San-lh8us tbh i forgot the reason for this comment
As a teacher I can't approve of you destroying schools. As a morbid gamer, I 100% approve of it.
As a teacher, you should approve of him blaming the entire population for one's mistake.
Kevin looking mighty handsome in that turtle neck
''Fellas we're starting again this is a new training planet'' Kevin says and starts destroying whole Humanity, starting from beginning, is the God's speed run by Call Me Kevin?🤔😂
Reus is so good!
I cant wait for the sequel's full release, I exhausted the beta a few times over
God accidentally calling the giants gods and saying wait no, I’m the only god is exactly how the titan wars happened… and then promptly monotheism
I remember wanting this game when it first came out, all the way back in 2013, when I first started getting into PC gaming. It introduced me to its genre of game.
Well all these years Kevin playing as a God and Jim Pickens is just his mortal Vessel.
Youre only half right. Kevin does plays as a god, but he only does it when he plays as Jim, Kevin being the mortal vessel of the Dear Leader.
I like how Kevin basically reenacted the Bible. Create man, man develop, man get mad, man get flooded, make new man. Kevin truly is a genius in everything.
1:17 Call Me Kevin unleashing his Inner Jacksepticeye and Nogla. 😂
when kevin posts its the best part of my day
Y’all will never know the pain of waiting 3-6 months for him to upload in 2016
what is that goofy emoji
@@RaininPayne2 aw omg thats awful. i was sad when he recently started posting less often, but happy that he can spend more time on them, and not stress himself out!!
@@Zombi8518 no clue thought he looked funny lol
I've genuinely seen steeper roads than that mountain to.
I've been playing Reus for YEARS I'm happy Kevin played this
I love Reus! They're working on the sequel. It was cool seeing Kevin play one of the more obscure games I like. XD
If being unemployed allows me to see Kevin torturing innocents, then *heck* it we ball
A friend of mine worked on this game, really cool seeing you play it!
"Today we are Playing God" for a second I thought you were doing a Polyphia cover lmao
Deadly premonition whistle while the village burns. 😂
Gonna play this in the background while I clean my room adhd things ya know lol.
0:24 “kiss” 😭😭😭
when kevin's talking about god, all i can think about is, hmm how and when the griefer jesus would spawn right next to our character in any moment? or maybe it's the extreme griefer jesus i dunno i'm not picky, either would be fine.
Oh wow I remember this game!
The developers are really nice people!
kevin: oh no. we got a new digital nomad...😢
DIGITAL NOMAD IS APPROACHING!!!
2:28 “what if instead of praying we all made eye contact with god” i did that yesterday during the solar eclipse! now i am legally blind!
I think you mean the moon and sun.
@@Greenhawk4 meh i kept seeing jokes about how it looks like god’s eye. i’m not actually religious tho
Kevin just casually dropping us hints about his god complex
*'CANT PLANT-'MEAT TREES' THUS MUST BE BUG'*
? BUG-TREES ?
This game looks great! There used to be a game called Black and White where you played as a god with a giant creature, and could be good or evil. But it was more of a strategy game on rails, having to complete specific goals of conquest and puzzles, and I just wanted it to be a more sandbox game like this seems to be.
In fairness, this game is also 11 years old. I played it on Steam 10 years ago
The Moment when the village makes the wrong Monument, so you destroyed it 😅
A video about Kevin playing god?
Can’t wait to see what goes wrong
14:37 What a wholesome moment a god talking to his creation.
Yes, but, Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law... Call Posy!
This reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Bender tries to be God.
15:18 i call them the village people
The standard title to any game Kevin plays.
My little pony: Magic Friendships: This game let's you play as a horse god! - Kevin
16:48 I would love to see Kevin direct the next Godzilla movie 😂
kevin: hey friends! how is it going?😊
that kevin intro always feel like that one friend who is always ready to shine a warm welcome to soothe our souls everyday.
then kevin always proceeds to ruin simulated people's lives after that happy greeting😅
Whenever I need a smile I just go to this channel
i'm so glad you're playing this game, i love it
I just opened my subscription page and 😂
Call me Kevin: this game allows you to be god and it was a mistake.
Moist Charlie clips: God told this woman to do what?
What did you tell her to do??
😂 I guess you just need to watch Charlie's video to find out. Charlie will of course think her story is ridiculous, but little does he know what God Kevin's like
I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS GAME WHEN I WAS A CHILD! I didn't even know English at the time this feels so nostalgic.
Hi Kevin hope you have w good day thank you for good video
This is a massive throwback
Throwback to 0AD
@@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls ooga booga
@@Blakenwhyte Booga boo
Reus! It's been YEARS since I last watched someone play this game!
I would sell my soul for more longform kevin content
Kevin we put kangaroo in our pet food down here lol
2:28 genius 😂😂
Reus was such a great game, thank you for reminding me about it Kevin
Kevin talkin about calling kangaroos kangaroo rats to be eatable yet us aussies already eat kangaroos
If you put animals in the water they make fish!
I love how Kevin starts off with 2 beings and is instantly like "ah yes Adam and Eve (no gender)... now Kiss"
Jim Pickens: “What is your will my lord?”
Kevin: “As my prophet there are two important tasks for you.”
Jim Pickens: “Yes my lord?”
Kevin: “You shall make a fanfic about my giants falling in love and….bring me a bagel with cream cheese.”
I hope Kevin makes a video on Black & White 2 someday, I bet he'd quite enjoy the "secret" villager you're supposed to throw as far as possible
He did play "Black & White" once, but i dont remenber if it was the first or the sequel.
Holy shit, you're right. I even commented on it. It was five years ago!
@@europeanwildcat Understandable you didnt remember it. After covid, it feels like there's been lifetimes since "five years ago".
imagine waking up one moring and seeing a giant circle with Kevin inside looking down at us.
Anyone can be god, man created it anyway 🤣
Kevin should play worldbox
That giant rock monster in the thumbnail looks like something out of Zelda BOTW and TOTK.
Been a WHILE my guy!
5:58 lmao
If kevin was king of the world we'd be dead or dead in the near future
Kevin playing god has never gone wrong and is definitely not a terrifying thought. 😅
Muad Dib!
Kev really went for that AOT ending
Note to yourself don’t let Kevin play god it ends up in a disaster.
No one Kevin should have all that power
you fill oceans by making a mountain in them to elevate the ground. this will however replace all swamp and forest connected to it with desert due to the lack of water.
Moral of the story, don't bite the hand that feed you. Or it will destroy your planet 😂
The turtle neck + ambiance of the room made Kevin's head look poorly green screened!
Which would have been kind of a hilarious low effort joke
CallMeKevin, GaryStillPlays, and LetsGameItOut are my top favorites for this kind of thing!
oh my god. i havent played this game in 10 years. thanks for the dose of nostalgia!
kevin has an undercurrent of chaotic evil and it makes me nervous but im also here for it
“i found a game that allows me to be god”…Besides the sims… oh -God- Kevin
Those giants would make great eclipses.
Man i just live when kevin plays god its just so funny and fun and tourtering mortals for fun i just love that😁😁😁😁😁
*Torturing
And *love
9:43 Apparently a man wearing only a grass skirt is considered conservatively dressed. Does that mean it's office attire or something you'd wear to a funeral?
ahh yes, kevin is out of shirts again, because he's wearing a turtleneck.