Polygon plays JACKBOX | "Bespoke Chili" - Guesspionage and Fibbage All About You

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  • @tarynharpyr4743
    @tarynharpyr4743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    "At times like this I ask myself, 'why didn't I just get this right, instead of getting it wrong?'" Powerful words, Simone.

  • @apocileps
    @apocileps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    Y'all are just going to let Pat get away with that snake blood thing with no explanation huh?

    • @houdinimachine4672
      @houdinimachine4672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Didn't he used to work with animals?

    • @Fopenplop
      @Fopenplop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      still does. hyuk yuk yuk!

    • @daxtonmaison7609
      @daxtonmaison7609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you all probably dont care but does any of you know a method to get back into an Instagram account..?
      I somehow forgot the login password. I would appreciate any assistance you can offer me

    • @CerberusPlusOne
      @CerberusPlusOne วันที่ผ่านมา

      @daxtonmaison7609 did you try the password reset?

  • @animanya394
    @animanya394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    i love how all jackbox guests are just roommates of polygon people

    • @translarrybutz
      @translarrybutz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      And they were roommates

    • @dottyContrarian
      @dottyContrarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@translarrybutz oh my god they were roomates

  • @5ft4inprotagonist24
    @5ft4inprotagonist24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Brian tends to win bc he's always got the most interesting facts about himself

  • @orijimi
    @orijimi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    I had actually walked into the kitchen, set my phone down on the counter, and reached for a can of Trader Joe's chili when the canned chili question came up. Then I had my life choices thoroughly mocked.

    • @somecunninglinguist
      @somecunninglinguist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      orijimi well I listened to it and now need trader Joe's chili but I live in Canada so you're one up on me at least?

    • @fullbleed24
      @fullbleed24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was so confused that anyone thought that question would be high. I’ve never even seen chilli in a can. Americans what is your obsession with food in cans?

    • @mitkitty
      @mitkitty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ryan Block canned food is generally cheap and it takes a long time to go bad. It also stores really easy and doesnt require any special environments, unlike frozen and fresh foods. Also theres little risk of pests getting inside like boxed foods

    • @TamsinV
      @TamsinV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Canned food actually became a big deal after World War 2 - America was dealing with a lot of economical issues, but they had all these canning factories due to war rations, so there was a big marketing push for the convenience and and long-lasting nature of canned food. It meant less food waste than fresh, more easily shipped across the country (the US is a massive country with everyone spread out), and was much cheaper and easier to keep stocked in supermarkets (wasn't enough fresh to fill the stores every day but cans lasted months). It just stuck around since then.

    • @mixmastermind
      @mixmastermind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fullbleed24 there's also places like Hawaii where the population relies on nonperishable canned food

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "WHO WAS IN LINE IN FRONT OF YOU?!" is such a valid question.

  • @ThePhantomBeaver
    @ThePhantomBeaver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    As someone who as a teen worked in a drive thru at the golden Arches (in Sweden but whatevs), not many People try to WALK through, but a lot of People tried to go through on bikes, segways, and once a horse (if it was late and my boss wasnt there, i always just let it slide and let them buy their food at the window)

  • @saifuusuri
    @saifuusuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "I'll have you know everyone in the room just tried to wink."
    I bet everyone watching tried to wink too. I know I did.

  • @HunterJE
    @HunterJE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    There is no more Brian answer than "Crunston"

    • @DaniOverHere
      @DaniOverHere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My favorite actor.

    • @DaniOverHere
      @DaniOverHere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Brians Crunston."

  • @literalynxxo
    @literalynxxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    >brian has money
    >”bUy my BEd”

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Listen I need these beds out of my house by Tuesday
      Cause on Tuesday I’m having a potluck
      And I can’t have people coming to my potluck
      Asking why I got two beds on my wall!

    • @hexterspectre1191
      @hexterspectre1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nunya Buisness can you IMAGINE the QUESTIONS?!

    • @melonysnicket
      @melonysnicket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ain't nothing bad ever happened on this bed!

    • @literalynxxo
      @literalynxxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hexter Spectre “hey uh, why do you have two beds?”

    • @hexterspectre1191
      @hexterspectre1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@literalynxxo HoW eMbArRaSsInG!!! BUY MY BEEEEEEEEED

  • @tabpanter5750
    @tabpanter5750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Watching this two years later, just basking in the irony that one of the answers to "Brian spends too much money on ___" was "niche instruments"

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean he didn't spend money
      He made a deal with a wizard to trade his partner's book forged in chrome for it

  • @icarus4549
    @icarus4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I'm certainly not gonna cook from them, they're full of MAYONNAISE" is somehow the best thing I've ever heard

  • @somecunninglinguist
    @somecunninglinguist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    1. My favorite parts are when Simone says something witty and Jenna giggles
    2. I love Julia

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Brian spends too much money on ___" and it not being niche instruments just hits differently after "have you seen my laptop?"

  • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
    @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Pat still didn't explain that snake blood story tho.

  • @dogwalker1896
    @dogwalker1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Are we just not going to address why Pat has touched a lot of snake blood?

    • @OrionX700
      @OrionX700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Pat is a man with many secrets.

    • @DEL673
      @DEL673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If you were from Maine you wouldn't need it explained.

  • @isa-belva
    @isa-belva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    [10:05] this is the ONLY episode of jackbox i've watched so far where pat acknowledges the "Enough" in Fibbage Enough About You

  • @mintjaan
    @mintjaan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Guesspionage on hard mode is never allowing anybody to use 69 or 42%

  • @teddymackerel
    @teddymackerel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    i have never in my life eaten canned chili or tried to walk up to a drive thru

    • @Fithrealmhuntsman
      @Fithrealmhuntsman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Teddy McKrell have you every truly lived?

    • @beeofhumanities5677
      @beeofhumanities5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same!

    • @twtclikk7841
      @twtclikk7841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i have never in my life eaten chili, but i have tried to walk up to a drive thru

  • @PsychicRadroach
    @PsychicRadroach 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I pronounce the X super hard in La Croix just to piss off my more aristocratic friends.

  • @syd7568
    @syd7568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love Jackbox! I love you nerds playing Jaxkbox! I'm very happy this series is continuing!

  • @LiviCantDraw
    @LiviCantDraw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "cheese on bread in the microwave" is my go-to college meal tbh, i feel seen

  • @redj1101
    @redj1101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World's soundtrack is so good are you kidding me

  • @DaniOverHere
    @DaniOverHere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Oh look! A cameo from my favorite actor!
    Brians Crunston!

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I wish they'd continued filming the players during the games. I like to be able to see them as they goof.

  • @HunterJE
    @HunterJE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    PAT FINALLY SAID THE "ENOUGH!"

    • @HunterJE
      @HunterJE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (Even if only on the second try)

  • @nerdpiggy
    @nerdpiggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:40 is my favorite part because you can read the answers left to right and everyone’s reactions will fit them perfectly

  • @isa-belva
    @isa-belva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    so distracted with how adorable pat's dog icon is. it barked and its face went ◠‿◠ and i _lost it_

  • @dmotz
    @dmotz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Like Jenna, my friends and I also used to have a malt liquor night, except we called it, "Forty Tuesday"

  • @wrong_reginald
    @wrong_reginald 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    SIMONE which concert I need to know for research purposes only I promise.

    • @nowheresound8111
      @nowheresound8111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder this every time I rewatch this video!

  • @samwellfrm
    @samwellfrm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love that the Guesspionage home page is a picture of Boston City Hall.

    • @evaclaire1930
      @evaclaire1930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam Mitchell right??? I was like oh hey it’s the ugliest building in my entire city right on my screen

  • @joli1320
    @joli1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "tried to wink" makes it sound like someone in the group just flat out failed at winking. Who blinked instead of winked?

  • @azizabrown
    @azizabrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I thought is was gonna be Julia Lepetit from drawfee 😭

  • @Metalchandler
    @Metalchandler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I'm so sorry, but you all need to have better chili experiences.

    • @Itacuz
      @Itacuz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Griffin must be livid right now

    • @cottontaelle
      @cottontaelle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dont you mean justin

    • @Itacuz
      @Itacuz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Justin:beans;Griffin:chili
      Source: Wonderful

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      canned will always have my heart

  • @nightingem
    @nightingem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I can only wink using my left eye! It’s literally impossible for me to wink with my right eye for some reason.

    • @moramento22
      @moramento22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think it might the same reason for which people can raise one of their eyebrows but not the other one.

    • @psyducktective
      @psyducktective 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @theWeaverofTales
      @theWeaverofTales 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can only raise one eyebrow (by itself) because I only focused on training myself to raise that eyebrow... worth it though

    • @moramento22
      @moramento22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I also can only raise one of my eyebrows by itself, but when I think about raising the other one I feel like I don't have special muscles or that I shouldn't be able to raise it. It's weird

    • @sabisabisabi
      @sabisabisabi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i only wink with my right! but i'm left-handed, so i feel like it could be something to do with that? like how you have a primary foot that you jump with. idk. science

  • @twodollars4u
    @twodollars4u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    yo shout out to crunston

  • @lenacarey2333
    @lenacarey2333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I NEED to know what groups were performing at the SM Town show Simone went to. It’s for science.

  • @ClockWorkKairi
    @ClockWorkKairi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So from watching these, Brian used to wear ankle weights, and ninja arm cuffs and can jump high. So is Brian just Recca from Flame of Recca? Or Rock Lee?

  • @andrineslife
    @andrineslife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love Julia's articles, its fun to hear the voice behind them! 😀

    • @nightingem
      @nightingem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      andrineslife Same! She makes a beat that’s easily thrown away to clickbait fun and interesting and informative!

  • @rofeitl
    @rofeitl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    They missed amb-eye-dextrious

  • @vraisairs9201
    @vraisairs9201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:28 AMB-EYE-DEXTROUS come on guys! Don't make me do all the work

  • @woolpigsooie
    @woolpigsooie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brian: Who dips crackers in chili?!
    Me: Oh no I've offended someone with my chili-eating habits. :(

  • @sabisabisabi
    @sabisabisabi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "ay yi yah" - simone 2k18

  • @straycollins4366
    @straycollins4366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    We're just gonna sweep right on past the snake blood?

  • @cupocolor6410
    @cupocolor6410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simone's laugh is one of the best things I've heard.

  • @basiljaramillo3544
    @basiljaramillo3544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    scott pilgrim did have an impeccable soundtrack though

  • @connororeilly5887
    @connororeilly5887 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Best part of this is Simone starting to rip into Julia for choosing Crunston as a childhood stuffed animal name as her vote for "Daddy" comes up on the screen

  • @vibezonegaming
    @vibezonegaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay so 2 minutes in, hot take, Dip French fries in Chili and it is straight up the best time of your life.

  • @theunholysmirk
    @theunholysmirk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the consumed chili was specified for ppl like my family who have a lot of emergency supplies and food, but prefer to make our own chili when we can

  • @yvans.73
    @yvans.73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I also think about dandelions a lot

  • @thebradzone3922
    @thebradzone3922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    snake bl;ood pat

  • @flipflopzthreeonethree1873
    @flipflopzthreeonethree1873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One time I nearly caught my house on fire by trying to make cookies in the microwave on a paper plate VS one time I dabbed so hard I knocked my friend's phone out of their hand and the screen protector broke

  • @oliviamanning2344
    @oliviamanning2344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    SIMONE WE NEED TO KNOW THE KPOP CONCERT, THE PEOPLE DEMAND ANSWERS

  • @Franni
    @Franni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I wanna see the video of Simone at the Kpop concert... pwease....

    • @pxlpup
      @pxlpup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Franni SAME...

  • @henriquejambu
    @henriquejambu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ok so what kpop video was Simone on???

  • @trabajador_
    @trabajador_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scott Pilgrim’s soundtrack slaps so hard.

  • @MedusaMidnight_
    @MedusaMidnight_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ya'll should consider streaming some Guesspionage on that other website, it's got great audience interaction.

  • @margaretschafer8587
    @margaretschafer8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm really glad that reading Snarry fanfiction WASN'T the right answer, but I'm concerned by the fact that a bunch of them thought it was

  • @UrsusDerpus
    @UrsusDerpus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can wink with either eye, but I can only successfully arch my left eyebrow, thanks to staring at a poster of the Rock to practice.
    I know I’ve never walked up to a drive thru window, but I convinced some kid to walk up and buy fries at a drive thru.

  • @rosehipowl
    @rosehipowl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Which SM Town tho was it in NY who was there how many exo members? How many SNSD members???? help a fellow kpop nerd out

    • @nowheresound8111
      @nowheresound8111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know, I'm really wondering if it's the same one I went to? I'm not sure how many smtown concerts there have been in nyc???

    • @oliviamanning2344
      @oliviamanning2344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i so deeply hope it was the madison square garden one in 2011, but sadly that does mean EXO was not present

    • @nowheresound8111
      @nowheresound8111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oliviamanning2344 me too, only bc it means we were at the same one 😂

  • @tillyqtillyq3750
    @tillyqtillyq3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guesspionaige is frustrating because it's unclear what biases are in their global sample

  • @bryanhuang542
    @bryanhuang542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Whens the next episode of overboard coming?

  • @kyro8559
    @kyro8559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My left eye is broken and cannot close without the right one also closing

    • @thecheesieCaketin
      @thecheesieCaketin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i have this! its like a lazy eye but its just the eyelid instead. i also sometimes sleep with my eyes open.

  • @uhhok8296
    @uhhok8296 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:46, the crew was confused by the phrasing because New Yorkers say "On Line" instead of "In Line" like a bunch of crazy people

  • @salzshakes4895
    @salzshakes4895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Has anyone else ever switched eye-winking dominance? I used to be left and now am right, but I can do both.

  • @cooldude992
    @cooldude992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "the difference between chili you make yourself [...] and chili in a can is very small"
    no
    No
    NO
    NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
    *_NO_*

  • @breadddie
    @breadddie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i cannot wink with my left and only barely with my right bc my left eye still halfway closes. my face is also pretty asymmetrical and my right eye has worse sight so it could be related

  • @Slain087
    @Slain087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've seen people use the drive-thru in mobility scooters - and actually get their food. Admittedly, that person had no good way to get inside the place proper, but...

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate a man who “manscapes” 😊

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:44 Don’t chu dip shame me Gilbert!

  • @MrCookiemancer
    @MrCookiemancer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    SIMONEEE!! which kpop concert pls i need to know

  • @Electroporcupine
    @Electroporcupine 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the subtle beauty of Pat the Dog

  • @alanac.truitt8852
    @alanac.truitt8852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "bespoke chili" yes please

  • @abi_rose
    @abi_rose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    FISH. AND. CHIPS. FRIDAY.

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does that eagle icon fit Simone's voice so well?

  • @RossLlewallyn
    @RossLlewallyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lie and Truth
    I hang wall art upside-down in my home.
    I've spent an appropriate amount on car cassette aux cord adapters.

    • @viscerotic
      @viscerotic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is old as hell but i NEED to know your metric on what is the "appropriate" amount to spend on that

  • @theamazingnol8303
    @theamazingnol8303 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was prepared to say 100% for the canned chili question, and then I remembered that not everyone is from texas

  • @enbycarp
    @enbycarp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Which is true: I've been bitten by a wallaby or I've bitten a raccoon.

  • @Sparrowlicious-01
    @Sparrowlicious-01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm an ambiwinker xD self-taught too

  • @starlight_circuitry
    @starlight_circuitry 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these jackbox videos!

  • @benmorris7151
    @benmorris7151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss the McElboys with you guys :(
    R.I.P. Hoops and Griffin
    Still love it

  • @TheGummyBearOverLord
    @TheGummyBearOverLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey quick question why is there a picture of Boston City Hall at the very beginning of this

    • @deeeenisttv
      @deeeenisttv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The lobby for guesspionage?

    • @TheGummyBearOverLord
      @TheGummyBearOverLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deeeenisttv the building at 0:52

    • @deeeenisttv
      @deeeenisttv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheGummyBearOverLord yeah, that's the guesspionage lobby. Canonically that is the headquarters for the government spy organisation

    • @TheGummyBearOverLord
      @TheGummyBearOverLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deeeenisttv oh well it's also a picture of city hall in Boston, Massachusetts

  • @susannam3923
    @susannam3923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always wink with my right eye because it's the one with vision impairment while my left eye is fine

  • @Snowspring09
    @Snowspring09 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone question at 9:48 of why the background was a man on the toilet??

  • @nickjones6707
    @nickjones6707 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Simone with the MoPop reference, Seattle sees you Simone

  • @keekeeko
    @keekeeko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that building on the initial screen is the boston city hall
    is this game implying that the boston government is spies

  • @taakotuesdays
    @taakotuesdays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brian my dude, guardians has all 70s music OF COURSE it trumps the lion king

  • @tiki-nagasvoice7919
    @tiki-nagasvoice7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:06 So Russ likes Fire Emblem...
    I don't think Fire Emblem is a JRPG though

  • @SeventhEve
    @SeventhEve 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Julia for saying La Kwa correctly

  • @deadlined825
    @deadlined825 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My question for the waiting in line question would be like...longest by number of people or longest by time spent waiting? Because by people it would be Comic Con but that’s nowhere near how long I waited to take my GOTDAMN DRIVING TEST

  • @michaelgwong
    @michaelgwong 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:30 The Grey Mourner?

  • @vs1954
    @vs1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We did three truths and one lie in freshman year and mine were
    I have two brothers
    I have two sisters
    I have two dogs
    I have two cats
    This was right after my second sister was born, as well as a couple months after my second cat died. No one was able to guess correctly. (sadly we had to give up my dogs when we moved a couple years ago, so I can't use this set up anymore ;-;;;;;)

  • @warjikin
    @warjikin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is the eye you wink with the eye that closes or the one that stays open?

  • @franziskascone6606
    @franziskascone6606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know why I am watching this but at this time all the days seem like a mush in quarantine

  • @wockynerd
    @wockynerd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I want the wink to power my face

  • @furretturret
    @furretturret 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guesspionage is more like the game Card Sharks than Family Feud, btw.

  • @Melissa-tw2gp
    @Melissa-tw2gp 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    A fucking Snarry reference, I love these nerds.

  • @squarepotatoes
    @squarepotatoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:32
    There's such a thing as canned chili?!

  • @__dane__
    @__dane__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can fluently speak three languages vs I can play three instruments

  • @mangooospagetti5879
    @mangooospagetti5879 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Today I had a very strong compulsion to dig a hole OR yesterday I ate six whole things of movie theatre popcorn