Polygon plays JACKBOX | "The Ideal Male Body"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ต.ค. 2024
- What's that feeling when you think of a great Quiplash AFTER you've already answered? Yeah. We don't know either. Anyway, today we're playing TEE K.O. from Jackbox Party Pack 4 so come in and look at this thing happen.
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i thought the first shirt was a slug and that it was a pun
WAIT IT WASN'T
i assumed it was a banana slug
UC Santa Cruz reporting in
Wait what was it
@@moshadj ik you wrote this 8 months ago but I’m rewatching this and was thinking the same thing :) sc is my hometown!
WORST LIAR: Simone
MOST GULLIBLE: Simone
Two time MVP!!
Easily fooled, can't fool others. Two for two.
Unrelated to ur comment but your profile pic is cool as hell
I would 100% unironically wear that skeleton shirt.
Same
Same, it's merch potential
20:54 - Polygon-anti-kiss, pro-piss
This is exceptional 😂
Nothing better than everyone instantly knowing Simone's fanfiction preference.
@Max Crow 24:45
I feel like it's more like if she was really that into Harry Potter, you'd know about it, whereas anime is so broad even if you've never heard her talk about one show you can assume there's something she was into once
"What's that feeling when you think of a great Quiplash AFTER you've already answered?"
probably, pardon my french, _l'esprit de l'escalier_ which is the term for thinking of the perfect reply long after the moment has passed. i've also personally referred to that feeling as "my entire fucking life, literally, every single waking minute"
THANK YOU FOR THIS ♥️
I had learned that the term was "stairway wit", but that might actually be the literal English translation
Polygon what’s that feeling when you think of the name for something AFTER you’ve already written the video description?
why does this have a read more that does nothing
Yup! You're right
TFW you make the same spelling error as F. Scott Fitzgerald when he first met Hemingway.
Such a relatable feel
I wish someone would love me like Simone loves Hemingway.
"Hemingway's mummified ass" is so iconic tbh
I wish someone would love me as much as Griffin loves piss jokes
@@onelargeotter And sexual swallowing.
"Where do you guys get to do whip tricks?" "Buy a whip, and then anywhere."
Is there anything more pure in this world than Simone's laugh? Instant dopamine injection directly into the veins
its so powerful and beautiful
when i’m having a rough day i go and find videos that simone laughs a lot in because her laugh is so wonderful. this genuinely has improved my life, thank you simone
Funk or Dysentery is actually my indie band name
4:10 "Now I can't wear that shirt in public,"
-- Brian, a man who would wear a shirt that would read as "I love eating ass" in certain conditions.
Someone needs to edit Simone's laugh over the laugh track in like the Big Bang Theory or something
Please make take that virtual skeleton shirt and turn it into a real skeleton shirt! There are many other shirts from this stream that I also love, but that one was the winner for me (In terms of what I would be most likely to put onto my real body around other real people).
Agreed
Simone "obviously a weeb" de Rochefort
Corrie Strayer if you visit her personal yt channel she has a fucking phenomenal hunter x hunter amv posted up there. i mean come on.
when I was in year 6 I wrote a comic about a man who got bit by a pig and became a superhero and his name was Ham Man
I just wanted to tell you
Okay but for real, please make that skeleton shirt. I would buy three.
itsryface www.redbubble.com/people/catgardens/works/31082716-take-one-for-the-team
I'm so glad this is a recurring series
ok but real talk the title screen art for tee k.o is absolutely amazing
Pikachu's name is now ham man. Tell everyone. I want everyone to immediately think "oh pikachu" whenever they see a post that mentions ham man.
ALTERNATELY ham man is what all knock-off bootleg pikachus are called
ActionYak i sent a wonder trade Pikachu named Ham Man into the void
@@ThePhantomBeaver thank you for your service
I'm startled and upset that noone made the observation that The Ideal Male Body looked like a puppy in overalls bc it's all I could think about
I thought it was Winnie the pooh
it's Paddington surely?
The "banana" one was a slug, like from the garden. The joke was slug --> slugger.
Could also have been a banana slug!
Well depends the drawings and the slogans and the combining of the two are done by different ppl
14:50 Simone didn't have to come for Simone like that
Would love to get these live streamed and get in the audience
Patrick Crutchley yesss pleaseee
There’s a LOT of editing (and quite a bit of technical prep) that goes into these so the livestream format doesn’t really make sense for them. However we do have some exciting plans for encouraging audience participation very soon, so stay tuned! ;)
-Tara
Polygon Ah cool, thank you for the reply!
one day patrick will learn that the game is called "fibbage: enough about you"
I wasn't prepared to hear "they are among us" in the context aliens from a video posted 3 years ago
I just got a Polygon shirt and honestly I want all of these shirts, make my entire wardrobe Polygon creations, consume me.
Which you did ya get?
Faith the stylized white logo on black background one from fangamer! Aka the only official one which isn’t out of stock rip
Gem of the Night Still pretty classy though. 😉👍
Faith Jenna liked my selfie with it on twitter and it made my day honestly
I want to spend my human money dollars on this DAMNED male man shirt
damn, he a highly advanced robot... AND he got toes??
take one for the team took one for the team :(
One of my favorite parts of this video is hearing pat's genuine delighted laughs when the tshirts are funny
now i just want to know what show simone wrote fanfic about, my instinct is something weird and/or gay like revolutionary girl utena or evangelion
considering the fact she made a hisoka amv once, i feel like whatever it is might be 10x more cursed than what ur expecting
@@hannahjayne8566 what?
@@silicafrill2706 omg... I don't even remember this comment. 😭 But yeah Simone made a Hisoka (from Hunter x Hunter) amv. Was just saying that that choice of character implies a, uh, very specific type of taste
@@hannahjayne8566 really was hoping I was thinking of the wrong hisoka lol twas not to be 😔
If anyone's curious, Pat's tweet adventure re: Pacific Rim took place on Mar 10th (2018)
[echoing voice as griffin's shirts are destroyed] TAKE ME TO A LAKE, DOUGLAS
I love it when Simone tells us how much fun it is to play with her. I believe you, my dear. I believe every word you say.
Someone draw Griffin on Paul Hollywood’s back, please. For science.
Ok but like honestly I would wear the shit out of the “this is the ideal male body” shirt. I love obscure stuff like that haha
i need that ideal male body shirt for my wardrobe immediately
Simone’s not old enough to have a see-through Gameboy color?? I’m pretty sure I’m younger than her and I had one as a kid.
Thomas Degroat I'm 13 and I remember playing on my pink see-through Gameboy color!
@@squib9367 you might've played on it as a child but it was significantly older than you. Like 1 1/2 times your age.
Simone laughing compilation please I adore it so much
Any time a video includes Pat and Griffin, it is good.
Eventually Jon Bois and Griffin McElroy will be in a video and a hole will rip in time space.
zXBlackjackXz they did an overview video together way back when iirc
Wood Hightower You're freaking my bean here dude
hi, here's a (ohmygod, 4 year old) gift to you: th-cam.com/video/Osce_JgA510/w-d-xo.html
*sound of bean getting freaked*
Иван *OH GOD MY BEAN*
This series gives me life, ty for existing
The feeling of having a better answer after you submit is called l'ésprit d'éscalier (staircase wit)
Came back to this because the new overboard said polygon dot come
Brian’s laugh gives me life.
Gem of the Night I love your profile picture!💜🌈
I would absolutely wear the "This is the Ideal male body" t-shirt. So cute
I would legit buy that take one for the team shirt
I need that Polygon Dot Come shirt right now tho
I wish every single polygon video was all Hemingway humor all the time
Does anyone know the best way to remotely play jackbox with friends in different places? Every way I know has lag that makes it hard for the far away people - but it seems like griffin has no lag here!
I was in a bit of pain and honestly laughing with this video made me feel better. Thanks guys ✌️
I woke up to a smiling dog cuddled up against me, and this video, and I think today is going to be good
Was it?
i hope that it was!
Better have been
The best Fibbage final round response set:
1) I made this answer truthful.
2) I made this answer truthful.
Thanks for making this a bi-weekly segment!
release the simone anime fanfic please for my well being
If every polygon video was just them playing jackbox games.. I'd be momentarily sad and then send all my free cash into the polygon staff jackbox patreon.
I would miss Scrundler, but who wouldn't?
HOLD. UP. What is the story behind Jenna's selling plasma to buy a Garth Brooks CD? You can't just put that in the credits!!
i would pay real dollars for the ham man t-shirt.
A very ernest round of Quiplash.
That's just the Hemingway it goes
"We have a special guest"
Huh, wonder if it's Griffin.
"Hey-"
Oh h*ck yeah it's Griffin!
12:49 neat, but can we get an all Simone laugh track please?
Lots of good bits in this one, but also lots of unrecognized ones too.
Ryan: *describes Trippenwitz*
Jenna: tHaTs tHe lAsH
Where the thicc aliens at
Panu Siuro ay
Area 51
@@DocVerdant *Area 34
Right here
💀👍 Take one for the tee-m
these good good shirt makers
Jenna is so underated
Pleaaaase link the Jackbox page for the shirts y'all designed
Griffins distorted laugh at 1:45 haunts me
omg I love SB natin's weird rules, I had no clue that was Ryan XD
Simone is doing all the laughing in this classic absolutely unedited Big Bang Theory clip. Particularly near the end she *_really_* got into it.
th-cam.com/video/0N4AoEywpko/w-d-xo.html
sometimes you just have too many intenstine and you dont know what to do with it, its such a relatable problem
I tried looking for Pat's three-hour long tweetstorm about Pacific Rim, and I don't see anything on his twitter? Does Pat have another twitter account for less professional stuff??
Trae Vega No, you just might not have gone back far enough. The tweetstorm was on Mar 10, and the Burnout stream they talked about was a couple days later. Looks like this vid was recorded a couple weeks ago.
Ohhh, okay. I didn't realize this video might be a little older, so I thought they meant the 24th. Thanks!
When your computer is trying to connect to the internet, but its the 1980s: (12:42)
WHERE CAN I BUY THESE SHIRTS NOW
polygon.come
Ham Man and Todd from Mario -- Epic unlicensed characters that are definitely not Pikachu and Toad
9:37 jenna i think you mean an on brand ham man!
I really wish they used the sonic shirt as merch
"I am Jack Box"
oh my god thank you ive been looking for someone who acknowledged that, i figured since it was the first line it wasnt as likely to get a comment but i knew someone had to have found it as funny as i did
Hey guys, how did you manage to play with Griffin from another area? My friends and I can't figure out a way to play online without a LOT of lag. Is there a specific program or website y'all use as a go-to?
We stan brian david Gilbert
Patrick is so fucking good at fibbage
Yes i feel like they don't quite remember every time they play that pat always has the best one truth one lie
He’s Brisexual
BDG is ambidextrous? As if he couldn't get anymore attractive.
i will never not be upset that the skeleton didnt win
i genuinely need the skeleton shirt
okay big mood
1:45
The chord of Satan
Please, never stop making these.
Pat and Ryan are roommates?!? My TH-cam feed is a small world
Recognized Ryan's voice right away!
Tee KO is so fun, when I did it y'all helped my slogan be the winning shirt. Specifically, the ideal male body slogan.
straight up i would buy the shit out of the take one for the team shirt
That 'ideal male body' shirt would make ten million bucks in China.
Have Tara on the next one!
This is one of my favourite Jackbox games because my phrase AND drawing won and got paired up as a cute teddy bear drawing with the caption: send foot pics
don't know a single person here but they all sound hot
i laughted so hard my weiner fell of :(
:(
f
its 2018 and why aren't dogs on the moon yet :(
i was eating pizza hut and got scared for a sec at the end