Sonic hasn't canonically kissed a human woman because Sonic 06 ends with them rewriting time so none of the events of the game actually happened. Its story retcons itself out of existence.
There is some tough competition, but I have to say that "Perish at the hands of the Donkeyed Kong"/"Hose me down at night" are the two greatest Quiplash responses ever written.
Everyone talking about Pat's "hewwo" which is very good, no doubt about it, but Tara's "I'm Tawa"? Clayton's "I'm Clayton but you can call me Cwayton?" We mustn't ignore the goodness of these.
the chuck e cheese band is called munch's make believe band. rockafire explosion was the band from showbiz pizza, the predecessor/rival pizza/arcade place.
Based on what they censored it with I assume it was goofing on another gaming website. Not necessarily bad in a sexual way or anything like that, but would be very unprofessional.
I'm very impressed that Gil Squared gave such hilarious answers to the movie butt question. I was lost as to how to make that question game-related, but they wrote some of the funniest material in this video. So like good job.
Top quality commentary right here But seriously this is one of my fav series on this channel along with gill and Gilbert, monster factory and weekend review
Ahh I love the submitted questions - it feels like a step towards being able to do this livestreamed (by removing the chance of 'yikes' questions that would ideally be cut).
my suggestion for the next one of these is to do "monster seeking monster" and have everyone play under anonymous names! when my friends and i play we all make our names a number so you have no idea who you're talking to and it gets so hilarious
I'm sorry i just realized when rewatching this that @ 5:40 when they ask "Will Hideo Kojima put in a platonic shower scene in his game?", we can now answer with a yes. Yes, he will. And he did.
after pat said "hewwo" it was the audio equivalent of several people are typing...
What..?
every time pat says hewwo i gain enough power to transcend planes and fight god
@@spider_plantt Every time Pat says hewwo I gain another limb to assemble The Forbidden One.
Zephyr Nepres pat better not say hewwo again in that case
When was that
"He must be milked" is the most upsetting thing I have ever read in my entire life
The thing that gets me about it is that it is in no way optional. It's a demand. He must be milked.
He must be appeased...you must milk him or suffer his wrath
cj mcb Markiplier
I can’t believe no one did a callback to that horrifying answer
Elizabeth Powell 21:57
"Hewwo." Oh boy, Pat knows what the fans want.
And immediately the video goes to hell. And why is Clayton so good at making weird stuff cute?
Gem of the Night h-hewwo? :3
Gem of the Night You mean Cwayton?
Sonic hasn't canonically kissed a human woman because Sonic 06 ends with them rewriting time so none of the events of the game actually happened. Its story retcons itself out of existence.
beautiful
Good
Our only solace
Good
Out of existence, perhaps, but not out of our minds.
Thank u brian for reading out all the prompts when they come up.
“Leather type Pokémon” I just kept laughing while crying ‘no, no” over and over. That’s the worst it could be. The implications!
we already have cow pokemon
Blood type Pokemon
Kink type Pokemon
They often dominate the battlefield
Aren't all pokemom leather type pokemon?... Aren't humans leather tipe pokemon...
Know what your teens are texting: HMBM = He Must Be Milked
why was my first thought "Holy Musical Batman"
@@athrash5136 ONE SHOT
hmbmhmbm is my favorite podcast
Katelyn Schmidt i want you to know that i chortled
What does it actually mean I'm stupid
Where's the bootleg where you reveal the offensive website cowards
SAME
the stunned silence after pat said hewwo has me screaming
marios be perishing at the hands of donkeyed kong
americans be playing donkeyed kong
cant a help being a gemini! - mario mario
Kong has been donkeyed
Every Polygon video I watch moves me further away from the straight end of the Kinsey scale. Well done.
Andrew Galan 69 likes,,, nice
HELP
There is some tough competition, but I have to say that "Perish at the hands of the Donkeyed Kong"/"Hose me down at night" are the two greatest Quiplash responses ever written.
the waluigi relaxation bit made me lactose intolerant
You mean
Lactose IntWAHlerant
Yeah uh I'm gonna need to know what Pat said that had to be censored right now IMMEDIATELY please
giantpump.com
Hewwo
@@slambat298 i do *not* wanna click on that link
hemustbemilked.com
@@charlottebiscuit4133 it actually isn't owned.
My god I lost it at "He must be milked" the phrasing of it was so beautiful.
Everyone talking about Pat's "hewwo" which is very good, no doubt about it, but Tara's "I'm Tawa"? Clayton's "I'm Clayton but you can call me Cwayton?" We mustn't ignore the goodness of these.
I absolutely need to know what was behind that censor bar.
Was it ever revealed?
@@Srcsqwrn nope, we can only speculate
My first guess was 'Zero Pumptuation', because of "one of these isn't even a website!"
@@aislynnmahama7021 the one that wasn't a website was bottom right
It's Been A Year And I Must Know.
"The worst question to be asked at a lifeguard job interview" "So uh, does the Sonic drowning music get you hot too?"
Ironmaryable IT'S SO BAD IN SO MANY WAYS
that maroon 5 joke was on point well done bdg
"trying to understand kingdom hear(ts)" from brian the foreshadowing...
"Perish at the hands of Donkeyed Kong" is still the funniest answer that has come out of this game
*the* donkeyed kong
I _couldn't_ refuse to be in something where Pat's diminutive *h e w w o* starts it
Pat: "Hewwo."
*Several people are typing*
"too many legs"
Wario: It's 8 legs right?
Waluigi: 8? Yeah I think 8.
7 vaganias
@@cottontaelle Neil Cicerega and BDG have the same exact energy.
i love only one man and his name is pat gill
Sam A. Murphy bdg tho
@@Darticus42 hes nice but i wouldn't lay down my life for him like i would pat
went with wahh-derall and not mariwahhna?
Wahhlbutrin
Waahhmbien
herowahhhn
I love how Pat always has Brian's back.
A pat on the back, if you will
Jynxx nice
Jynxx how do I delete someone else’s comment
They're married, so you expect some coporation
@@hissingfaunaa nyeh!?!?
the chuck e cheese band is called munch's make believe band. rockafire explosion was the band from showbiz pizza, the predecessor/rival pizza/arcade place.
Thank u
Did you know that off the top of your head? If so, I will be very impressed.
“Gotta go TO THE QUILTING CIRCLE THAT IS SO INTEGRAL TO SONICS BACKSTORY” -Sonic
pat saying hewwo is my new ringtone
Looking at any of these others answers makes me wonder what pat said that was SO BAD that they censored it
"Only True Gamers can see this"
Based on what they censored it with I assume it was goofing on another gaming website. Not necessarily bad in a sexual way or anything like that, but would be very unprofessional.
Europumper, Pump Informer, PumpIGN, PC Pumper, PumpRadar, Pumpspot, Giant Pump, 1PUMP.com.
My money's on Pumpspot or Giant Pump
Waypump.vice
Probably a pretty good joke.
How did Pat not win that last one!? "My wife left me but my games are still here! Right here, in this bathroom stall!"
CedricBale right??
Thank u
Red potion- health
Blue potion- Mana
Maroon potion- moves like Jagger
I SKIPPED BACK AND LISTENED TO PAT SAY “Hewwo” SIX TIMES.
Somebody's laugh is just like Griffin's so it's like he's just lurking in the background of this video for the yucks.
matt groening says “just like griffin”
@@f1zz-k1d89 toe to tip, that's a griffin!
I think that's Ross
A weird button in James Bonds' car is simply labeled 'f'
polygon babies was my favorite early 90's spinoff cartoon
Polygon got thiiis close to predicting Tetris 99, but nailed Death Stranding over a year early.
The fact that "Blow a Gamer" is an perfectly ecseptibal answer makes me terrified about what the censored answer was.
Hewwo gamerz.
Gamuwz.
Gamerawrz OwO
*true gamewz
+Shortruler *twue gamewz
*cease*
I'm very impressed that Gil Squared gave such hilarious answers to the movie butt question. I was lost as to how to make that question game-related, but they wrote some of the funniest material in this video. So like good job.
makig sure she she will be loved
Can they why
Yo are we not gonna talk about how Clayton predicted Kojima’s Death Stranding with the shower scene answer?
Please do a special bonus episode where you really lean into the Polygon house memes
"Hewwo" AND NOONE SAID ANYTHING FOR A SOLID TWO SECONDS LOL OH MY LORD poor pat
Top quality commentary right here
But seriously this is one of my fav series on this channel along with gill and Gilbert, monster factory and weekend review
Gamers be playing Donkeyed Kong
Ahh I love the submitted questions - it feels like a step towards being able to do this livestreamed (by removing the chance of 'yikes' questions that would ideally be cut).
3:48 I hear that “with a sleep number?” joke, I respect it, and I respect you
We now know depressed type is actually a thing, poor Sobble
This makes me want to marry Pat more then ever
patrick you had me at hewwo
im tAWA
I demand the uncensored version be released under term of a free media 15:12
How was there NO gold or silver for "My wife left me but my games are still here"?
my suggestion for the next one of these is to do "monster seeking monster" and have everyone play under anonymous names! when my friends and i play we all make our names a number so you have no idea who you're talking to and it gets so hilarious
24 min and 38 sec of dunking on Tru Gamerz and milk talk. You've done it again, Polygon.
Brian's "I REFUSE to be in this video" and Tara's/Simone's "ew" had me fucking dead
9:41 a depressed type pokémon? Pat predicted Sobble! :O
the donkeyed Kong is one of my favourite things now
bdg writing that trying to understand kingdom hearts is the scariest challenger never done on fear factor makes me feel some time of way
I was SO certain that Taint was going to make a triumphant return for the Bond car button one. SO certain.
I’m also very surprised no one called back to “Taint” for the James Bond question.
why is no one talking about "hose me down at night" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i fucking cried from laughing too hard
polygon be playin jacked box
‘Chuck E. Cheese’, you fools, it’s Munch’s Make-Believe Band.
9:42 pat predicts sobble
*sitting in the chemo ward with other cancer patients* Any geeks or gamers in the crowd?
Nick C th... the cake is... a... lie...
*flatlines*
I live for Simone's laugh.
5:40 is very good concidering what Death Stranding's like lmao
9:38 So that's what Sobble's secondary type is...
I knew someone on staff at Polygon had to be an adult teen baby, and this just confirms my suspicions.
Ffs has a mermaid ever been game I give u?!?!?!
Waluigi
must
be
*M I L K E D*
“ No one on the Internet ever sullies sonics image”
Live action sonic
H e w w o?
I can't believe '360 noscope' didn't COMPLETELY DESTROY in that final round. That is worth every gold.
I thought I was at least halfway through the video, but I look and only 5:18 minutes have gone by. The hilarity is slowing down time.
A veritable feast of low-hanging fruit.
hi, im awso tawa
I'm sorry i just realized when rewatching this that @ 5:40 when they ask "Will Hideo Kojima put in a platonic shower scene in his game?", we can now answer with a yes. Yes, he will. And he did.
Can tell y'all didn't listen to Russ and Allegra and Chris Plante's podcast cuz you didn't know who Rockafire Explosion is
What is the context of the "geeks or gamers in the crowd" goof?
thanks that was horrible
im binging thru all of these and i just realized that 8:06 is a callback to the first one of these what
thats dedication
Love these, Simone's laugh is beautiful and distinct
9:34 good work on predicting Sobble
9:32 - Polygon leaks Sobble
... okay but srsly whats up with 14:52
9:38 Polygon Dot Com foreseeing the existence of Sobble
American politics make so much more sense when you understand that Congress is made up entirely of Halo 3 players from early 2008
they should try streaming some of these, let the audience vote for good good content
If anyone finds this, one of the cast members laughs like an Australian birds call, the kookaburra. Simone maybeeee cant be sure
it's totally Simone!
21:18 rolling rocks!
sorry. i felt the need to share the answer i thought of :o
WE NEED MORE JACKBOX IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT BRINGS ME JOY
h-hewwo? this is patwick giww fwom powygon dot com,
*WHAT WAS THE CENSORED ANSWER*
Anna Schanus omg i was looking through the comments to see if anyone else was curious
Everyone is to busy talking about Hewwo and milking Waluigi.
When I saw that question about Nier, I heard distraught screaming and realised it was me.
sonic didnt kiss a human woman, /she/ kissed /him/ to bring him back to life, fairy tale style
the sudoku battle royale sounds a lot like tetris 99
this confirms we live in a parody
My lactose intolerance has become worse from the concept of Waluigi being milked to relax