Poop in Your Teacher's Butt! The swap.avi story - Tales From the Internet

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  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3666

    The fact this dude actually got enough money to make his dream shit porno a reality is already a feat in itself.

    • @r.a.fgattaiguy845
      @r.a.fgattaiguy845 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      the fact that Whang is being paid for documenting it is also a feat

    • @scottcol23
      @scottcol23 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@r.a.fgattaiguy845 Yeah I'm always amazed by the fact that he is able to get sponsors to agree, "yeah that is exactly the video we think our company should be featured in"

    • @Cyraxxxxxxxsssstylus
      @Cyraxxxxxxxsssstylus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He got scammed though.

    • @michelrood2966
      @michelrood2966 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Cyraxxxxxxxsssstylushuh?

    • @sarvolkskaya
      @sarvolkskaya ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michelrood2966 probably referring to the Established Titles saga

  • @darkestccino5405
    @darkestccino5405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    "Poop doesn't taste as bad as you'd think"
    I will just take your word on that, mate.

    • @merylmeiqi
      @merylmeiqi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      its like rancid coffee

    • @dartoney
      @dartoney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@merylmeiqi why do you know that m8

    • @merylmeiqi
      @merylmeiqi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@dartoney my ex was wildin dawg theres alot of things i know that i wish i didnt know that i learned through that relationship

    • @theodorgiosan2570
      @theodorgiosan2570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It is either sweet or bitter or a combination of the two. There is more to it than that but it's not really a taste that is comparable to something else. In some rare cases it has no other taste than sweetness. Bitter is the default taste for most people, and sweetness is usually caused by the consumption of artificial sweeteners, except for the aforementioned people with purely sweet shit, in which I am not sure what the actual cause of the sweet taste is. In most cases it's not at all a bad taste unless it's super bitter.

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      @@theodorgiosan2570 ...oh. thanks, i guess?

  • @sdfabctr
    @sdfabctr ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    I like how it starts as a fairly standard porno plot and then just proceeds to immediately jump into the most horrific disgusting behavior imaginable with utter nonchalance. It's like if you saw someone casually talking to their neighbor and then they suddenly pulled out a serrated knife, sawed his face off and ate it. Just about that level of surreal and horrific.

    • @FuhrerHeisen
      @FuhrerHeisen ปีที่แล้ว +22

      almost lynchian

    • @sdfabctr
      @sdfabctr ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@FuhrerHeisen let none say it wasn't avant garde.

    • @sb416
      @sb416 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seek help weirdo

    • @sb416
      @sb416 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sdfabctr that’s not the problem u talking about cannibalism as a joke this cringe yt humor

    • @sdfabctr
      @sdfabctr ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sb416 okay...

  • @meh_lady
    @meh_lady 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8247

    As a mom, I care about my kids’ screen time. I want nothing but the best poop content for them, light yet chock full of nutrients. Whang is a name I have come to trust for my family’s poop content needs. Thanks, Whang!

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      only the best for our future generations
      we should never half ass our commitment to them

    • @misterbuck1242
      @misterbuck1242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      That is the only time when you can be anal about a topic, since it is a very important asset I can get behind.

    • @dougsteingraber2417
      @dougsteingraber2417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Amazing parenting skill👍👍👍
      You are an inspiration to others. Gods bless you🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
      Makes me proud

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      "Choosy moms choose Whang!"

    • @jasonepstein8746
      @jasonepstein8746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I didn’t clock wang as a family friendly channel but I guess he is!

  • @zackv3957
    @zackv3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2937

    I'll never understand scat being a fetish but I admire this guy's sad persistence to obtain his dream.

    • @theodorgiosan2570
      @theodorgiosan2570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I am into scat and so are a lot of my friends. For me and most of them we just lack the feeling of disgust towards shit for whatever reason, so that combined with, in our case, being gay guys already into all kinds of different types of sex, resulted in shit being involved in sex, because if you're not disgusted by it, it's quite fun, I mean that slippery sliding around on top of each other feels really good. I have even met a girl who was into it in real life once. There are also some guys that still have the feeling of disgust towards it, just that their sexual desire towards it is stronger. Those guys tend to be more like beginners compared to the ones who completely lack the feeling of disgust who are willing to do a lot more. In terms of how this desire initially appears I'm not sure, I have had it for as long as I can remember at this point.

    • @justinc6962
      @justinc6962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      @@theodorgiosan2570 of course you are

    • @Super60429
      @Super60429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      @@theodorgiosan2570 >Slippery sliding around on top of each other feels really good.
      Baby oil does that job infinitely better than excrement.

    • @ptolemaic3238
      @ptolemaic3238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      @@theodorgiosan2570 why are you admitting this

    • @brainfuckcode4990
      @brainfuckcode4990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theodorgiosan2570 You're the reason gay people get called slurs

  • @wittycreativehandle
    @wittycreativehandle ปีที่แล้ว +304

    1:16 "im not sure what the japanese writing says but it looks cool and thats the important part"
    every hot topic employee when someone asks about their shirts

    • @Bebeincaca
      @Bebeincaca 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Every hot topic enjoyer (me) when you ask about their shirts

    • @Anon26535
      @Anon26535 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The funny part is that over there they treat English writing exactly the same.

    • @elijahjakobsen7898
      @elijahjakobsen7898 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Anon26535 100%. You'll see shirts with the biggest caps print reading something like "CRAZY INSANITY DOG" with a picture having nothing to do with it.
      Or stuff like "I'M PIMP", and they're just selling fruit juice on the corner for 3 baht.

    • @CrumblingStatue
      @CrumblingStatue 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Just in case anyone was wondering, it says 狂犬 (kyouken), which means mad dog.

    • @Coelophysis-yv9lj
      @Coelophysis-yv9lj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CrumblingStatueKIRYU CHAN

  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4828

    If I had known about this back then I would have foot the entire bill myself. This movie NEEDED to be made.

    • @raeji
      @raeji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      How It's Made - Manhattan Transfer

    • @endgamevoid0707
      @endgamevoid0707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr breast give me money

    • @dix0n778
      @dix0n778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      HAWWWWWW.mp3

    • @reliablesaurus
      @reliablesaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I'd watch it maybe if you narrated how something awful is made. From scripts to fetishes to finished products.

    • @kingkillbee5999
      @kingkillbee5999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s not too late.

  • @TheConjurersTower
    @TheConjurersTower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2095

    Frankly the most shocking thing about this whole story is the fact that the film was only $650, the girls who did...all that...couldn't have been paid very much for the effort they put in.

    • @shanegawales5121
      @shanegawales5121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Well, I guess depending on the country it was made in and the US dollar exchange rate. Regardless, ya, they probably didn't make sh*t.....zing

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      They probably made like $25/hr. Which leaves 450 for the camera and editor. Horrible work, but not a bad rate compared to most wages.

    • @Capnsensible80
      @Capnsensible80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      @@TheTGOAC Most jobs don't involve you eating shit and puke though 🤣

    • @ASHERUISE
      @ASHERUISE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@Capnsensible80 I think the only reason I would accept that job is if somebody threatened to blow up a kitten orphanage if I didn't do it. If it were just my life I'd probably just accept the sweet embrace.

    • @albertgein3082
      @albertgein3082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How the fuk did you get this?? how did this happen.. ???
      I wonder if Santa still open to my wish list

  • @HomebrewHorsepower
    @HomebrewHorsepower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    "Of course the shit swap guy was into Tool."
    That one really got me.

    • @Volundur9567
      @Volundur9567 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And apparently KMFDM too??
      Suspiciously eyeballing my own KMFDM collection 👀

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Am into weird shit; can confirm it was Tool's fault.

    • @vak2586
      @vak2586 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I guess you could say he was, uh...
      A bit of a tool.
      😎

    • @GoldrigoGenial
      @GoldrigoGenial ปีที่แล้ว +46

      have you seen the "Any diaper rocking TOOL fans?" post? LMAO

    • @Wyrm3
      @Wyrm3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vak2586 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGH

  • @nibel13
    @nibel13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    "...Maybe In Brazil 10 days is actually 20 days" Holy shit that was too funny, and the dry way Whang said it was just perfect. Bravo.

    • @gedeonnunes5626
      @gedeonnunes5626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I am brasileiro and can confirm

    • @TheMissileHappy
      @TheMissileHappy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The Brazilian time conversion xD

    • @SF-eo6xf
      @SF-eo6xf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dating a latina, and yes, it's true

    • @ma_junia
      @ma_junia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gedeonnunes5626 is brasileiro pronounce bra-see-lay-r(short r/d sound)o?

    • @BrunoSantos-jp1lv
      @BrunoSantos-jp1lv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ma_junia Brah-Z-lay-(r/d)oh

  • @superscatboy
    @superscatboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    You can't help but admire independent film makers that don't need a huge budget for fancy CGI and just use good old fashioned practical effects for a fraction of the cost. The art of cinematography is a beautiful thing.

    • @CC-qx7hk
      @CC-qx7hk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Shit, I can see what brought you to this video 😂

    • @bennett420316
      @bennett420316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha 😄

    • @carbonguy2688
      @carbonguy2688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      username checks out

    • @fizzgigmalmy2567
      @fizzgigmalmy2567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Into poo much???

    • @aimed.
      @aimed. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ofc you're called "superscatboy"

  • @absolutefoot4594
    @absolutefoot4594 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    It’s not so crazy that the fetishes exist but the fact that actors _agree_ to perform all of it is

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      And for only a few hundred bucks.

    • @CHRB-nn6qp
      @CHRB-nn6qp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It said that they got horny reading the script so I'm not surprised.

    • @chyddd
      @chyddd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      probably because they have these fetishes

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Women from some countries will do literally anything for money, unfortunately learned that on the old internet

    • @mallarieluvsgirls
      @mallarieluvsgirls หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@MaxiemumKarnageyeah cause they usually have a family to keep alive. or they’re being exploited and it’s not consensual

  • @werewolf1301
    @werewolf1301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2891

    Those women should have all been able to afford golden bidets after filming that horror show

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      I don’t know how much a golden bidet went for back in 2004 but it seems like they severely underpriced this production, they must’ve just done it for the love of the game

    • @i-vlog1994
      @i-vlog1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      If I remember correctly, it was something like 500 dollars to get the film made. I was a goon at the time and still maintain an account even though I haven't logged in in along time.

    • @aminojeezus
      @aminojeezus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Golden bidets that squirt champagne.

    • @user-bt2lx4gy7h
      @user-bt2lx4gy7h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is that like a golden globe award?

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      _"WE'RE GONNA BE WEARING_ *_GOLD PLATED_* _DIAPERS!"_

  • @IraFinn
    @IraFinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    The bird flying by in the opening credits is actually a swallow, so nice artistic touch there 👌

    • @shottytheshotgun
      @shottytheshotgun ปีที่แล้ว

      @Shiokyuri
      🤤

    • @hmwpyro18
      @hmwpyro18 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      African or European?

  • @scarletcrusader5431
    @scarletcrusader5431 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    I like how eating poop is ok but period blood is too far

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson ปีที่แล้ว +123

      It's not even just eating it. The description at 4 minutes in was honestly one of the worst things I've read.

    • @user-sg4ov7ng4h
      @user-sg4ov7ng4h ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Which one is more dangerous i wonder

    • @davidjones8043
      @davidjones8043 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@user-sg4ov7ng4hdefinitely not the period blood.

    • @Topdoggie7
      @Topdoggie7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@user-sg4ov7ng4hFeces. Period blood is just dead cells, shit is deficient of anything edible or safe for consumption.

    • @navdeepsran5490
      @navdeepsran5490 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I like period blood

  • @felipe-zm8yd
    @felipe-zm8yd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    fun fact: the company that does these videos is still active today and they became a meme of sorts in brazil these past few months.
    all the actress shit the exact same turds, they said it is actually a chocolate solution they make an enema out of before the scenes
    they'll even add corn and other types of chocolate to add to the scat variety

    • @daddygravely4673
      @daddygravely4673 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Brazil can’t be real bro like why

    • @guesswhat-chickenbutt
      @guesswhat-chickenbutt ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG. Thank God. I'm like HOW ON EARTH can someone eat shit?!? 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

    • @murrayshekelberg9754
      @murrayshekelberg9754 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      You can usually spot the fake ones. The real ones tend to have involuntary retching when the taste and smell hits. If they are 100% untroubled, it may well be fake. Even the people with the fetish don't usually enjoy the actual act, its the fact that they're doing something so depraved that excites them.

    • @guesswhat-chickenbutt
      @guesswhat-chickenbutt ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@murrayshekelberg9754 damn.... How many of these have you watched?! Lol

    • @soniaantua9543
      @soniaantua9543 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@guesswhat-chickenbutt 🤔🤣🤣

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “. . . maybe in Brazil, 10 days is 20 days”
    My god, he’s using 100% of his brain

  • @livcrew794
    @livcrew794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    when it ends in “.avi” u know it’s gonna be good

  • @Mimic_Gaming
    @Mimic_Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    The desire to create a porno that’s never been recorded before is a hilarious life goal

    • @Ytdeletesallmycomments
      @Ytdeletesallmycomments ปีที่แล้ว

      That is how the inventor of porn films started. To see how stupid and far people would go. He was amazed. 😂😂

  • @LateNightTableCo
    @LateNightTableCo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    With the tattoo comparison image used, I can now officially say I’ve seen a frame of 2 Girls, 1 Cup. What a ride it’s been

    • @frozenuruguayball6436
      @frozenuruguayball6436 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Their is some footage of 2 girls one cup on TH-cam.

  • @justinwilliams8125
    @justinwilliams8125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    I like that you did a hank hill and used her tattoos to identify her

    • @keard558
      @keard558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Let the record show that mr hill really knows his pornography

    • @ParkaGrind
      @ParkaGrind 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Dang ol' Hank loves hookers, man." - Patrick "Patch" Boomhauer

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      pinky toe checks out

    • @keard558
      @keard558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm surprised no one replied thank you your honor

  • @FormulaFanboy
    @FormulaFanboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1760

    if someone ever makes "1 hour of silence occasionally broken by Whang saying absolutely unhinged things", then the opening question of this video absolutely needs to be featured

    • @tman222akatimmerman8
      @tman222akatimmerman8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I want this to be made

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Someone needs to make this

    • @FormulaFanboy
      @FormulaFanboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I agree with both of you

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fecal transplants are not unhinged; if you have bad gut flora, obviously putting some good gut flora in there will help (this is incredibly simplified of course).
      And you know what? Certain kind of whip worms can help with immunodeficiencies, like ulcerative colitis (UC), irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), and multiple sclerosis (MS). It's called helminthic therapy, and it can literal save people's lives.

    • @FormulaFanboy
      @FormulaFanboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ezachleewright2309 ok but taking him saying "have you ever wanted to poop in someone else's butt" out of context and presenting it to an unsuspecting person is undebatably unhinged

  • @nickjohnson9640
    @nickjohnson9640 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “They raised the $650 for the ‘stretch’ option” had me dying

  • @Supermunch2000
    @Supermunch2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    As a Brazilian, I can confirm that 10 days actually takes 20 days.

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its the southern hemisphere, time works differently

  • @jeevesss7752
    @jeevesss7752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back. If the Scatman can do it, so can you... I'm the Scatman...

    • @holzman00
      @holzman00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😭😭

    • @PM-xu2nq
      @PM-xu2nq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      *BWEE-BAH-BA-BADOP-DOP*
      *BEDA-BA-BADOP-DOP*
      *BEDEBE-DWEE-BAH-BA-BADOP-*
      *BOP*
      *BEDAP-BEP-BADOP*

    • @lobocroatia
      @lobocroatia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I almost gave myself heart attack this way when I was kid. Heard the song on the radio and liked it so I decided to Yahoo it on my dad's PC. It went exactly as you think it went: Typed "scat man" in to search engine and got whole page of scat porn burning my retinas. I still remember feeling of shock I experienced when seeing that, will probably remember it till the day I die.

    • @filler7149
      @filler7149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lobocroatia lol L

    • @arthurconanthebarbarian1288
      @arthurconanthebarbarian1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@lobocroatia that's what using yahoo does to people

  • @amoureux6502
    @amoureux6502 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I think Whang needs to have a playlist of palate cleanser vids that are just like cat vids and Legend of Zelda soundtrack covers or something

  • @frankiehealey4674
    @frankiehealey4674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    7:00 “here’s the list of other things I’m into so you understand how horribly twisted I am”
    *proceeds to list the most normal features ever*

  • @evanshearin6490
    @evanshearin6490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Oh Christ, I forgot about this. I saw it while deployed in 2008 and shared it with everyone in my division. It was like 2 Girls 1 Cup, just so horrible that it had to be shared.

    • @PM-xu2nq
      @PM-xu2nq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You were the scat sharing guy lol

    • @zakazany1945
      @zakazany1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@PM-xu2nq Every group had at least one of those back then. In my social circle I was the gore one.

    • @combatbattalion6
      @combatbattalion6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Your PTSD is not service related

    • @themightybalian
      @themightybalian 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here. Seeing swap.avi brought back all sorts of memory that i would have rather not remembered. lol

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      sometimes i wish i had aphantasia

  • @AyubuKK
    @AyubuKK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    This is one of the most cursed content videos I’ve watched and yet I couldn’t stop watching it till the end.

    • @heuvelke1065
      @heuvelke1065 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then you didnt watch his video about the guy that explains how to have sex with dolphins in detail.

    • @manbeard8678
      @manbeard8678 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brave. I only want to see the beginning before the poop part starts lol. but I'm too scared to look nit up. I can handle gore, but not poop.

  • @Sedric-and-Charlie
    @Sedric-and-Charlie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I remember a group of us at a friend's house in the late 2000s. I, being a classy dude, had taken it upon myself to tell them all about the commissioned coprophile porn film that had become the talk of the town, which prompted another guy to fire up my friend's desktop PC and dig around half a dozen torrent sites trying unsuccessfully to find it, all whilst our friend feebly protested "please don't download scat porn onto my PC"

  • @Ophidia_Lore
    @Ophidia_Lore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    Sometimes I am concerned that I can just eat dinner to these kinda stories.

    • @bruhbbawallace
      @bruhbbawallace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      i exclusively watch whang while eating, some of us just dont have that weird gag reflex that most people apparently do lol

    • @stellaanderson7246
      @stellaanderson7246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Nah, that just means you're well adjusted to the internet.

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm concerned for you, too. I had to stop watching until I was done eating

    • @thegameingfox
      @thegameingfox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@nicoledoubleyou i had choclate brownies while i was watching it

    • @glowrillaz
      @glowrillaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m concerned for myself for being proud of that.

  • @truescotsman4103
    @truescotsman4103 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Sounds to me like the cleaning bill for that room is going to be a little more than $500.

  • @Duncaster
    @Duncaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Normally I’d be absolutely repulsed by this but I’ve seen so many videos about shit by you now that I’m not even phased.

    • @connorbowen8867
      @connorbowen8867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      my exact thought, realizing 6 minutes in that I haven't had any kind of reaction and it's a bit scary

    • @Answer_D
      @Answer_D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@connorbowen8867 I reached about 8 min in before having the same realization.

    • @zachary_attackery
      @zachary_attackery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I remember when I first got internet in 95 or 96, the very first thing I looked up was poop eating

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zachary_attackery I bet if we had demographic based search results from back then, that would the top search in the “age 3 to age 95” range

    • @jessedub
      @jessedub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zachary_attackery i think i just looked for "porn" and took whatever i could find

  • @tonygalati2672
    @tonygalati2672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3556

    I love how the guy just casually lists "female bellies" as some sort of crazy offensive taboo fetish lumped in with scat, acne, large noses, and large chins.

    • @beththegreen
      @beththegreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

      The idea that large noses and stretch marks are equivalent to shit eating :') yikes, thanks man

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      agreed. at least theyre not showing ankle, that might've killed us all

    • @SatyreIkon
      @SatyreIkon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      To be fair, it was mainly to illustrate his "non-mainstream" tastes as a sort of access way to his fetish rather than to put them on the same level, but... yeeeeeah, bad choice 😅

    • @pinkflametheepic
      @pinkflametheepic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      I can't believe this literal poop eater who posts on something awful has bizarre priorities and is extremely offensive. Who would have guessed

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ever heard of gut flopping?

  • @melissad4056
    @melissad4056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    After reading his fetish list, I think he just likes nontraditionally attractive women but won't let himself admit it

    • @Anonymous-bi5pv
      @Anonymous-bi5pv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the world needs more men like him tbh (except the causal sexism and shitting fetish part)

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Admitting it and clarifying that admission was literally the entire point of him making that list

    • @epaminon6196
      @epaminon6196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SJW-speak:
      'ugly'
      =
      'nontraditionally attractive'

    • @yungspaghetti
      @yungspaghetti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@epaminon6196the sjw’s in the room with us right now

    • @nukebloc
      @nukebloc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeah and shit

  • @Stereo6400
    @Stereo6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    god, as someone who has had insanely bad, painful, and bloody constipation my whole life, sometimes not going for multiple days, nothing sounds more repulsive to me than having MORE put directly inside me. i actually just went today after not going for 3 days. dear god

    • @nitrous_god
      @nitrous_god ปีที่แล้ว +12

      3 days? I’m on day 5 or 6. Get on my level
      (I have crohn’s)

    • @michaelinglis8516
      @michaelinglis8516 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nitrous_god As a recovering heroin addict working my way off methadone (10 years on methadone) i certainly am painfully aware of living with constipation. And having lived with it your whole life i would think you would already know this but just in case ill throw it out there. 3 things that help THEN the holy grail when you just need relief without the pain of laxatives and the first 3 arent working. Here we go, so first never consume laxatives' the cramps will make you want to go to the hospital if you could just move long enough to get there lol. And they don't even work anywhere near as good as the natural remedies. The first is to always stay hydrated. Your digestion cant do its thing if your stool is too dry. Next is fiber, you gotta bulk up son. But never consume fiber without water or your asking for even more trouble. If im hydrated and consumed fiber and i still cant go ill use good old fashioned prune juice which you wouldn't think would work but ive found it to work better than any OTC laxatives' without any pain or side effects. I drink about a cup or two of prune juice and im 90% sure ill have a few bowel movements in the next 24 hrs. And as promised the HOLY GRAIL of relief. How do I spell relief you ask? "Shower hose enema attachment", thats how. They are all over amazon in different sizes and shapes. I consider myself to be straight but ive been in a relationship with a trans girl for 8 years and thats how i learned about the wonders of bidets and shower hose enemas. I didnt care for the enemas cause im strictly a top (for the uninitiated that means im always the guy and shes always the girl, no exceptions and neither of us would have it any other way lol). But even considering that you can bet your ass (pun intended) as soon as my colon was in severe distress from constipation i happily gave myself an enema and let me tell you, INSTANT RELIEF. Fill the "tank", flush repeat. Any stool in your large intestine causing discomfort will come along in no time. Just like laxatives you dont want to do the enemas too often cause you dont want to get to reliant on them. But if youre really suffering its absolutely the best call. Plus its a shower attachment so you can use it next to the shower on the toilet then easily clean up in the shower and go about your life without being in pain. Ill take the water, fiber and prune juice any day over the butt stuff but when i discovered that trick i confidently told my colon "youll never hurt me again!". And for extra points attach an extra length of hose with a quick connect and a ball valve so you can put up the attachment so its not out when company is over lol. And the valve allows you to get into position turn it on, turn it off, flush and repeat all while sitting on the toilet. If this was news to you and it works for you pay it forward to your fellow constipated countrymen. The attachment idea, not the stool like in this video. Good luck!

    • @paulnash9851
      @paulnash9851 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good lord man.
      I’m an addict of 25+ years.
      I’ve seen + done some things, but you’ve really just topped the list.
      I mean seriously, you really did an e-bay search for “shower attachments that stretch out/fit in my anus” ???
      It’s like something from a W S Burroughs book...
      Hells teeth...

    • @jawarholol4651
      @jawarholol4651 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ Michael Inglis I'm a nurse and we give patients what is colloquially known as a "bowel buster." One part prune juice, one part apple juice, add 2 Tablespoons butter or margarine and heat. It tastes like Thanksgiving. Failing that, there's also Mag Citrate

    • @SpeedcoreDancecore
      @SpeedcoreDancecore ปีที่แล้ว

      Fellow heroin addict I presume?

  • @jakewhitfield6775
    @jakewhitfield6775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    0:15 I don't think I've ever heard Whang laugh before, but it's a welcome surprise.

    • @thundercockjackson
      @thundercockjackson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HEY pay attention now!

    • @BigManLaskey
      @BigManLaskey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Jake Whitfield, please listen to @ThunderCock Jackson.

    • @khaimk4r4su
      @khaimk4r4su 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      go check his Trumpet Fight videeo

    • @mellowyello1478
      @mellowyello1478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He looks like hes channeling some ancient Korean general ancestor mocking an insolent peasant.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You must be new here, turns out YOU are the welcome surprise
      🥰🥳🌹🥨🌮

  • @pricc-om
    @pricc-om 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I accidentally started the video on mute, but before i went to restart it with sound i perfectly guessed that justin would say, "Have you ever wanted to poop in someone else's butt?" which made hearing it in reality much more hilarious
    Never change, Whang.

  • @AlexanderFromTheStarDimension
    @AlexanderFromTheStarDimension ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Other TH-camrs would try to censor their videos even more-so, walk on egg shells when it came to commentary so as to not get demonetized, and just all around act grossed out. But you can COUNT on Whang to deliver everything casually and nonchalantly, and to just get the point across. He GIVES you the gruesome details. He DELIVERS. Whang is one of the best of his kind. He pulls no punches. Thanks Whang. I'm grossed out, but my curiosity has adequately been satiated.

  • @feelincrispy7053
    @feelincrispy7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I swear when aliens rock up to our world and they see scat porn they are going to leave as fast as they came whilst blacklisting our world to entire universe

    • @oakgreenoak
      @oakgreenoak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Maybe after First Contact Whang will be able to dig up some freak-shit from the galactic internet.

    • @hamsandwich6685
      @hamsandwich6685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well you don't make it to inter galactic space travel without being smart, and when you are very smart, you can get very into specific and possibly weird things...
      I don't know...
      50/50 that they stay BECAUSE OF the scat video.

    • @rimjobledouche5201
      @rimjobledouche5201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly, sometimes I think the greatest evidence of advanced life outside our solar system is that none of them have attempted contact yet.

    • @michaelklos1
      @michaelklos1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's to say it hasn't happened already...?

    • @crystalgemstv4609
      @crystalgemstv4609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk. If there’s more intelligent life out there, why would _we_ be the only ones with weird interests? They’re probably into something worse, and we just can’t fathom it yet.

  • @bugdrinkk
    @bugdrinkk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    im torn between “i wanna vomit why this is so cursed” and “i want to watch it”
    i despise the internet

    • @blacklite911
      @blacklite911 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I take solace that I have no interest in watching this whatsoever. Im perfectly fulfilled with whang just telling the story

    • @boinkmcbingo8890
      @boinkmcbingo8890 ปีที่แล้ว

      Want to watch huh ? Cuck.

    • @bugdrinkk
      @bugdrinkk ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@boinkmcbingo8890 little do you know that i am a gay man

    • @boinkmcbingo8890
      @boinkmcbingo8890 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bugdrinkk I had just said that because you said you wanted to watch lol. But keep up the good work champ!

  • @TheBenBen253
    @TheBenBen253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I just gotta say, that even with the exchange rate of the USD to Brazilian currency, they really aren't charging a whole lot for something so awful. Like, really, you'd think a custom video that has all of these acts that are so horrible, that even if these actors were into it, they'd know they could change more for this. I'd think the starting price was like..... $500-1000 ?

  • @MichaelB-jw5po
    @MichaelB-jw5po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Shit doesn't taste as bad as you might think"
    I'm going to have to press X to doubt that one

    • @MisogynyMan
      @MisogynyMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There is a short interview of a German poop queen on my channel where she somewhat explains it. I know I sound like a spambot but I promise its both fun AND educational.

    • @animepoliticalexpert1281
      @animepoliticalexpert1281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was in the navy and knew a lot of HT's (Hull technicians). They were the guys who would deal with everything shit related on board. I have witnessed them dip their finger in water and taste it to tell whether it was black water or grey water. Apparently grey water is bitter while black water has a sweeter taste.

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MisogynyMan Veronica Moser, right? Dont ask me how I knew it was gonna be her 😉

    • @MisogynyMan
      @MisogynyMan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@galleryofrogues RIP The Queen...

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      what is wrong with some people

  • @Carrie_Ann
    @Carrie_Ann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    I can always count on Justin to deliver the best poop stories from the internet. 👍

    • @romanvaldespinojr.5213
      @romanvaldespinojr.5213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wtf...

    • @lawliet617
      @lawliet617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      At this point justin is gonna be the internet poop story teller

    • @kinnoyu8448
      @kinnoyu8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you like poop stories, I just found the 2016 Netflix series american vandal. Only 8 episodes per the 2 seasons and the 2nd season is all about finding the perpetrator for poop crimes

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True...

    • @sebastianuglyrat
      @sebastianuglyrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean Steve?

  • @matthewdaub
    @matthewdaub ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Being in two of the most famous scat vids ever is an achievement, not a good one but an achievement none the less.

  • @CosmicPigeonn
    @CosmicPigeonn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I hate how most of your titles sound like clickbait but they aren’t and it’s always horrifying

  • @Haruharuharuko1942
    @Haruharuharuko1942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    The old horrors of porn articles were such a trip I always remember this one and the silence of the lambs parody called “silence of the gams”

    • @zakazany1945
      @zakazany1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      These kind of movies made for adults are a good source for learning some new english words. People like me have a field day in more than one way. Highly educational on many levels.

  • @theangrytiredzebra
    @theangrytiredzebra ปีที่แล้ว +7

    $650 is no way enough for all the players involved. Sweet jebus.

  • @unepresenceambigue
    @unepresenceambigue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Honestly good for her, making history one scat vid at a time.

    • @kirbyw9117
      @kirbyw9117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yeah who can ever say theyve been in the legendary 2 Girls 1 Cup and Swap.avi? Not Meryl Streep, not Jessica lange, only Karla can say it

    • @horrorhotel46290
      @horrorhotel46290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Hmm, I don't know:
      Imagine growing old, looking back on your life, and realizing that eating shit was both your greatest and second-greatest achievement in life.
      I'm sure there are positive ways of looking at this, but I think there are many more that are quite depressing

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@horrorhotel46290
      That's why it's best to live in the moment. Think not of the past nor of the future only of the now.
      Also I would hope by the time you're laying on your deathbed you would have more to show than two of the most infamous videos the internet has ever seen.

    • @speedeespeedboi9527
      @speedeespeedboi9527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sauce?

    • @user-uo8ny1kj4c
      @user-uo8ny1kj4c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@horrorhotel46290 I'd say it was more like being one of the biggest troll of the 2000s

  • @statesminds
    @statesminds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The starting question of the video already has me giggling like a child ahhah. I love how they wouldn't do blood but would do scat swapping and eating

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      blood can spread diseases like HIV, extremely dangerous

  • @bpark222
    @bpark222 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It’s nice to see a story with a happy ending.

  • @Milkthrow
    @Milkthrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Unironically this story leaves me with quite a good sense of community for the sake of seeing a project actually happen.
    How many scams have we seen in Kickstarter, Indiegogo and such? These people, all parts involved, made it happen.
    Wish I could watch it but I'm not gonna dig into sketchy, legally dubious sites for it. Great video in any case.

    • @molotera8789
      @molotera8789 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Metis could get his scat swapping porno but Michael Superbacker never got his air umbrella :(

    • @stephaniewilliams6756
      @stephaniewilliams6756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Was just thinking this. Sounds like everyone got paid and got their desired product. Took months but eh its hard work working up to doing smthn like that

    • @tthompson4768
      @tthompson4768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao. Me 2. Would rather someone
      made this debauchery instead of scamming, As sick as it is.

    • @bradlybrackenbury7455
      @bradlybrackenbury7455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@stephaniewilliams6756 Do you know how much a model would charge for this if they had any say in it? $1-2k per girl in this vid, minimum. They weren't paid and I can guarantee they didn't do it out of passion. They were almost certainly forced into making this, I'm just so repulsed that everyone happily dismisses the obvious here.

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bradlybrackenbury7455 i don't know Brazilian conversion rates from 20 years ago but my guess is that ~500 USD was a lot more reasonable for their region. i think it's possible they weren't trafficking victims and just enjoyed their job (at least i hope so)

  • @lisahoshowsky4251
    @lisahoshowsky4251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    It was definitely the mix of cordial language and extreme filth that got me😩😂

    • @dr.cheeks3589
      @dr.cheeks3589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's like any japanese Scat porn

  • @ejedwards988
    @ejedwards988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Have you ever been made so uncomfortable by a description that all you could do was laugh? Because I'm less than five minutes in and we've reached uncomfortable giggles.

    • @beatrixjones2982
      @beatrixjones2982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m alternating between throwing up and cackling like a loon

  • @melonpoodle2728
    @melonpoodle2728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Can we assume this takes place in the same cinematic universe as 2 Girls 1 Cup since it shares some staff and actors? Is the girl with the neck tattoo the same character? Is 2G1C a direct sequel or is it an alternate continuity within the same shared lore?

    • @RustyNips
      @RustyNips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Asking the important questions

    • @cptsteele91
      @cptsteele91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I heard she'll get a prequel simply titled "The Girl With the Neck Tattoo"
      Twist is, she doesn't get the tattoo until the final scene....

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think they are both part of the Human Centipede Cinematic Universe.

    • @SeminarioMAE
      @SeminarioMAE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's canon.

    • @thehardrockhippie7118
      @thehardrockhippie7118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And then they’re like princesses too just like with Disney. But a much shittier Disney.

  • @UncommonSensed
    @UncommonSensed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    This is one of the more wholesome tales from the internet!

    • @Shawno625
      @Shawno625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      thats kinda sad tbh

    • @sethterry9504
      @sethterry9504 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOLEsome 🕳

    • @Sisren86
      @Sisren86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Hole-some.

    • @basyaragil
      @basyaragil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      another wholesome mealtime video from justin whang!!! lesgoooo

    • @deathproof8732
      @deathproof8732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're a sicko

  • @LilComedown
    @LilComedown ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:10 i paused right here to read and its funny to me that somehow period blood is off limits but actual poop is okay
    What

    • @somejerk5662
      @somejerk5662 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Might be some sort of legal issue in Brazil. Laws against filming violence that they don't want to risk triggering or something.

  • @dileepvr
    @dileepvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Imma buy some wicked clothes just because they were ballzy enough to sponsor this video.

    • @MrFatsluttytone
      @MrFatsluttytone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @oiltycoonbillionaire
      @oiltycoonbillionaire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao didn't think abt this

    • @mccringleberrytha3rd
      @mccringleberrytha3rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honestly wicked clothes has good quality, I’m already a customer. But man them being ballzy enough to sponsor THIS video. Has made me love the brand more!

  • @Peroxide-Mark
    @Peroxide-Mark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    the power I feel being able to eat my breakfast while listening to this story and not throw up

    • @crazisaturn2274
      @crazisaturn2274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I respect you, but also fear you.

  • @iro9486
    @iro9486 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was honestly unironically the funniest thing I've ever seen on your channel. You're a really entertaining guy but the delivery of this story was just 10/10. I was trying to workout and just couldn't stop laughing, didn't know what I was in for I just had this on autoplay.

  • @Cailarp
    @Cailarp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    One of the few times a crowdfunding project that gets delayed actually delivers. And in 2004! That must have been a miracle

  • @katieshantz3517
    @katieshantz3517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I literally started dry heaving at your description halfway through. Which has never happened before except when I watched Saving Private Ryan. A masterful story teller you are!

    • @WaterxDragon35
      @WaterxDragon35 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree. He is a great storyteller. I was so aroused.

  • @komi-samabeliever7319
    @komi-samabeliever7319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This documentary has everything, I had every roller coaster of emotions watching through the end.
    Disgust, intrigue, and most importantly comedic. I never laugh so much about a video talking about shit AV before in my life.
    The absurdity at almost every aspect and corners is simply *COMEDY GOLD!*

  • @SaturnD
    @SaturnD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    you know it's gonna be a good night when whang uploads an insane poop story

  • @FatherAxeKeeper
    @FatherAxeKeeper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:13 the Japanese says 狂犬 (kyouken) which means "rabid dog"

  • @IgoTpaynus69
    @IgoTpaynus69 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Whang made this 2 yrs ago. It's 3am and I'm eating soup. Thanks alot dude. Ima go to bed now. 😂😂😂

  • @artbk
    @artbk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Bringing a new meaning to the phrase "for shits and giggles".

  • @xavierfranco5800
    @xavierfranco5800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I saw the beginning of this video a long time ago in my 20s. It was a test of endurance to see how long I could last. I completely failed and had to turn it off shortly after the scat hijinks began.

  • @darbearxd
    @darbearxd ปีที่แล้ว +8

    looooool 0:03 Way to test my maturity within 3 seconds .. 😬🤣

  • @AbhNormal
    @AbhNormal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Eating chocolate ice cream while watching this. Been watching Whang's vids for so long that it doesn't even faze me anymore.

  • @Lappland.Saluzzo
    @Lappland.Saluzzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Man Something Awful may have interesting stories to tell but this one is something all right

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People from these kind of forums are the best argument to legalize euthanasia

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean I'm always extremely glad that I really only started getting into the internet toward the very tail end of my teen years. The late 90s early 2000s internet was a crazy place.
      And even though I've seen some absolutely amazing things I've also seen some absolutely mentally scarring things that will stay with me for the rest of my days. It was a very different time and I don't think I could explain it to people if I tried.

    • @kharnifex
      @kharnifex 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fecal lasagne

  • @NPazable
    @NPazable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I've been waiting for this video to come out for years. My experience with 2g1c was that it was very funny. This one I watched stone faced, and only got a little nauseous when the vomiting happened but it was a life changing experience.

    • @jontranchida8179
      @jontranchida8179 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      somethings wrong with you if you werent grossed out by those poop videos

    • @NPazable
      @NPazable 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jontranchida8179 You aren't wrong

  • @brutanedda3107
    @brutanedda3107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As an italian, the second time you pronounced "difficile" was pretty much perfect, keep up the good work!

  • @C0L3Y
    @C0L3Y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Scat in Brazil's customer satisfaction is really something to be admired.

  • @eugenezhitnikov
    @eugenezhitnikov ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I still don't get how there are such videos and then there are also videos where people censor out words like "sex".

  • @slasher1563
    @slasher1563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Y'all think it was coincidence that they sent him two Japanese themed shirts lol

  • @mercurydude
    @mercurydude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Whang! is the only youtuber I'm subscribed to who seems to have a 50+% chance of poop not only being a part of the story, but the focus. From anyone else, this would be detestable, but he tells poop stories in such a classy way that my monocle and I return to his channel again and again. We both deserve only the best fecal content and Whang's is always of exceptional quality.

  • @bruhbroseph
    @bruhbroseph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I stopped surfing the deepweb because of stuff like this. In the end I realized I just wanted to watch something wholesome that don't end up a snuf film.

    • @FlashySolution
      @FlashySolution หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then why search the deep web for that…..

  • @GojiraBiscuits.
    @GojiraBiscuits. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    You never fail to traumatise me further with these horror stories from the internet. Don't ever change Mr Whang.

  • @52BLUE
    @52BLUE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I remember when my friend Mark made all us guys sit down and watch this back in 2006. I lasted about 5 minutes and nearly hurled.

    • @jackingwads7513
      @jackingwads7513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Down bad were you? It was pretty steamy I'd bust quick too

  • @ВиноградФиолетовый2008
    @ВиноградФиолетовый2008 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Imagine that someone records this video on a disc and then puts this disc in a box of a children's cartoon (for example, Toy Stories or Rapunzel) and then the family buys this movie for their children thinking that it is a harmless cartoon.

  • @scarletcrusader5431
    @scarletcrusader5431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Mans gave away almost all of KMFDM's good albums for some scat porn. I can't do anything but salute his dedication

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    it takes a pretty rad sponsor to sign off on being in an episode like this lol. But if they're fans of the channel, no doubt the palatability of your content isn't a concern for them

    • @G_FRE
      @G_FRE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do the text thing and see what it says lol

  • @GoingUnderground_
    @GoingUnderground_ ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:35 there's a Jazz band called The Manhattan Transfer 💀💀💀

    • @jaykilkenny5727
      @jaykilkenny5727 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Really puts a whole new perspective of their hit song 'Java Jive' 💀

  • @temp_unknown
    @temp_unknown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Okay I'm pretty battle-hardened to this type of stuff, but I lost it at 'double shitted' at all things. Idk why that was so funny to me.

  • @landonl958
    @landonl958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Conker's Bad Fur Day music in the background was PERFECT! Damn, oh damn. There aren't near enough of your videos, @Whang!

  • @kalkinzinsunpraiser1548
    @kalkinzinsunpraiser1548 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For some ungodly reason in Brazil, the place I live, there are a lot of people into scat, like, A LOT, many more than should ever be, and I don't know why...THERE, ARE, (well, were) companies, like, full fledged employee with business hours and etc that made scat DVD movies that you'd buy around places, oh, how do I know that? My father had 9 DVD cases from the same studio, all different movies, but the DVD box was high-end studio quality, they had print, film-time, a summary of the movie, rating and yada yada...I hate ever opening one of them...

  • @Dr.Lakshit_ahari
    @Dr.Lakshit_ahari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    As Gen. Z , I just realised that early days of internet is filled with Insanity.

    • @NPazable
      @NPazable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The internet is a shell of its former self and social media is wholly to blame

    • @fightfannerd2078
      @fightfannerd2078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@NPazable that & censorship

    • @NPazable
      @NPazable ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fightfannerd2078 one and the same, my friend

    • @Staring4827
      @Staring4827 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No it's still just as bad if not worse, it's just harder to find

    • @perseuszwielki8386
      @perseuszwielki8386 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gen Z are to soft for the internet

  • @averyeml
    @averyeml 2 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    I can’t deal with the guy being like “don’t judge me for liking poop stuff, I also like fat chicks and stretch marks! It’s not weird!”
    As a fat chick with stretch marks, you’re not helping the cause my dude 😂

    • @julianguastadisegno
      @julianguastadisegno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yeah right? I feel it isn't on the same league lol

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perfect video for thanksgiving

    • @kev1257ful
      @kev1257ful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      holy shit i just saw you under another video saying how jared fogle mistook your mom for a child and tried hooking up with her but quickly lost interest once he realized she was an adult

    • @combine161
      @combine161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kev1257ful What

    • @AImighty_Loaf
      @AImighty_Loaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The xual abuse period is not helping anything. Inclusing all these fetishes. Nothing but creeps.

  • @Blido
    @Blido 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    OMG burning it on CDs is actually a genius Idea! I'd do the same thing, and left it all over my town, including in close proximity to the schools lol

  • @T3nch1
    @T3nch1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey Whang, the Cerberus shirt says 狂犬[きょうけん, Kyouken] meaning "Mad dog". Kanji are 狂 for lunatic, insane, crazy, confuse and 犬 for dog.
    You probably like the shirt even more with this knowledge.

  • @JodyBruchon
    @JodyBruchon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Whang: "shit in ass and vomit of woman shit shit vomit vomit shit loose ass pasta, obscene terms spoken in serious business style"
    Me: *I'M SO EXCITED*

  • @RogerAlan
    @RogerAlan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:23 nah I’m good, see ya next time

  • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
    @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    And that is why you don't simply watch any random DVDs/CDs you just find laying around.
    I would hate to have been the kid or even teenager who stumbled across that. Of course it was a different time when you could do something like that and not get into huge trouble.

    • @HydraSpectre1138
      @HydraSpectre1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are tons of horror stories warning us about that.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HydraSpectre1138
      I mean unless it's something that's obviously professional looking I treat almost everything these days like the news says I'm supposed to treat anything on the ground like it's laced with fentanyl. I mean yeah people should know better but it's amazing that people still do some amazingly dumb stuff that amazes me but just how dumb it is. Does anyone ever learn anything?!

  • @fulminarre
    @fulminarre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I was excited to sit down and watch this video while eating dinner but this is probably the first video Ive ever started to feel sick while eating lol

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The descriptions here certainly didn't leave much to the imagination.
      Though I have to admit I'd much rather hear it described in graphic detail than actually watch it.

    • @fulminarre
      @fulminarre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JohnDoe-wq5eu Honestly, the poop stuff didn’t phase me. I’m a registered nurse so that’s kinda meh but everyone in their right mind would he grossed out by eating shit. Its when vomit started coming into the mix (literally) that I felt kinda queasy.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fulminarre
      You tend to hear the same stuff from people who have babies or very young children as far as the poop stuff. But yeah it's when they start getting into the detail about the "back and forth" if you will.
      It reminds me how my brother loved to mix chocolate milk and he would pour it between two cups back and forth and back and forth. That's actually the visual I need to get through videos like this otherwise I really would start like losing my lunch.

  • @dailytzeentch1664
    @dailytzeentch1664 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The villain origin speech of the guy explaining why he got off to scat porn absolutely killed me

  • @BritInvLvr
    @BritInvLvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Damn. Time to grab some Ghirardelli’s and enjoy the show.

  • @Qlipphoth
    @Qlipphoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Oh shit! I feel old now. Like, seriously all that depravity was SO easily accesible back in the day and nowadays the internet is just so clean. Not that I miss all that filth, but it puts on perspective how I used to deal with this kind of stuff and be a somewhat normal person.

    • @gioiacobucci
      @gioiacobucci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a theory that Ari Aster’s movies are the product of a mind that was young when the internet was an unmoderated hellhole

    • @OfficialOpinion
      @OfficialOpinion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What are you on about? It took ̶m̶e̶... I mean my friend less than a minute to find this.

    • @mynameismud8596
      @mynameismud8596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      where on earth do you hang out? depravity is everywhere

  • @joshuadelacruz6617
    @joshuadelacruz6617 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My word. This is revolting. Thanks Justin. Can truly, always count on you.

  • @kifird23
    @kifird23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I thought I was desensitized over my time on the internet. Was I humbled or what, gagging through the entire thing 😭

    • @ghostie4031
      @ghostie4031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fr i feel sick just hearing all this 😥😥😥