This made me piss myself out loud,who are these two geezers? Sorry,I’m English and I’ve never seen them before,they sound like me and my mates at the cricket 😂
It’s crazy to have seen the evolution of Shane’s first episode on JRE, where he was visibly nervous and people gave him a hard time. And now he’s probably the best reoccurring guest, and the one that makes Joe laugh hardest.
Good example of how to get your story in when everyone is sharing. The "you're gonna appreciate this" was perfect timing. Otherwise he might've never told it because the convo would have already moved on.
I love how shane initially said he only did adderall those two times at the big games (probably not trying to condone it) then proceeds to imply more use and even admits to another time 😂 what a goofy guy.
Lol right. Like I'm not prescribed, but I've taken it hundreds of times in past quest lines. Party on it, deep clean my house, unloading trucks at work for 13 hours, or just even murkin it up on the Xbox. It's a good time, and you'll fuck like a mad man. The little Johnson is true, but once the mood changes it's good. I felt so cheated that I had to compete with kids that were on this shit back in the day.
@Brett Shannon pretty accurate, but for anyone with an addictive personality it will eventually lose all of its allure, and leave you with forehead wrinkles, a headache, and general disconnectedness. Amongst other effects. But boy were those adventures memorable. Ever song in my little catalogue of guitar-melodies was learned in a 2 year span while on Adderall. Many a great hikes on Adderall, mixed with a little bud would get you gliding up and down the hike. Music hitting wayyyy differently, almost injecting you with euphoria as you sing along. Yes, many a great time was had on Adderall.
fuck yeah Joe thanks for having Matt and Shane together especially in this wacky times those guys are freaking hilarious! this is a must watch for everybody, full episode !
That was one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. I had to pause it because my side was starting to cramp from laughing and Shane wouldn’t let up
i took adderall one time at a party in school. i accidentally became a ping pong champion that night i swear i didnt lose a single point all night long
I'll never take Adderall again. Shit made me weirdly emotional and I had the worst lock jaw. I became an emotional crackhead all night lol. Made sense to me when I found out it's basically a precursor to meth.
Lmfao I love the conversation about the adderal and crushing them down and shit......Im a recovering addict but that brings me back to my college days and the very beginnings of my active addiction time. It was HUGE to adderal, vyvanse, ritalin whatever you could get. I had this awesome connect in my dorm who i ended up buying from for like 3 years, but he was prescribed the highest possible dose 70mg vyvanse and he would sell them to me for like $3 each. taking ONE of these because it was such a high dose and and extended release, you should not expect to sleep for literally 36-40 hours. Im not exaggerating. It will fuck up your whole week of sleep.
I was listening to this episode in the car on my way to work and I was busting up laughing, but after watching the video to see the facial expressions I was legit crying from laughing so hard. Lol
@@williamcowell1889 I don't get that dick part of this Teenage until this day my penis works fine and the shrinkage? Lol this maybe a problem people already deal with and the addy makes them realize it
I’m so glad everyone is hyped to see Matt on Rogan
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Joe Rogan asks Elon Musk HARD Questions about Cobalt Mining For TESLA Batteries?!
Never thought I would see Matt on here too! He is the man, Matt and Shane secret podcast is one of the best!!!
Don't worry Jamie, they can't pawn their gold I know this too.
SO hyped! McKuskies is the man
I have been waiting for the shamans appearance on this show since Matt came out as Q+
shane's story about being drunk in the handicap section might be THE funniest story i have ever heard lmao his delivery is magnificent
N the face he makes lmaooo it’s like u can actually imagine his ass w the ds kids 😂😂😂
Black out drunk Shane getting mistaken for a handicapped adult might be the funniest thing I've ever seen on Rogan's podcast.
This made me piss myself out loud,who are these two geezers? Sorry,I’m English and I’ve never seen them before,they sound like me and my mates at the cricket 😂
@@CharlieB310 will do,thanks mate.
@@wingcommanderdaltonwalton67 listen to matt and Shane's secret podcast, ans cumtown
@@wingcommanderdaltonwalton67 oh man your in for a sweet ride if your just finding out about Shane Gillis 😂
honestly that's the fucking funniest thing I ever heard I've been relaying n dying for the last 30 minutes
Excited for Joe to learn all the different causes of teenis
haha dude very nice
Cheers to your excitement sir
Have you seen
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Sorry bro I thought u were below the other guy u my friend are not gay I LOVE YOU
Acid does it to me
Matt getting on the JRE feels like all the dawgs made it 🙏🏼
Not until we get Warmode brother. No dawg left behind.
God is good brothers.
@@SkeetSystem then Swim.
@@discojohn8753 I will out of respect for The Teams. C o m r a d e.
So happy to see Matt on here. He's an unknown treasure to a lot of people, dudes funny asf
What is he unknown for?
Matt and Shane’s secret podcast. Give it a listen. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life
Matt is funny as fuck bro.
He's the man
hes a god
Seeing Matt on here makes me smile so much
You new here? He's been on the podcast for bit....
@@logdon17 Matt? This is his first time brother
I don't ever smile because my lips and mustache fall off
Saint Rogies got indoctrinated by the Shaman
the shaman
I think “talking to your bros” is the best way to describe Shane’s comedy. Literally convos you have with your buds
Hell yeah dude
Have you seen
Elon Musk meets Post Malone
😆 it’s hilarious!! 👽
@@lamarjackson8630 no I haven’t. Joe taking to joe was hilarious.
Man Shane makes joe laugh the hardest I’ve ever seen
Did you see
Joe Rogan asks Elon Musk HARD Questions about Cobalt Mining For TESLA Batteries?!
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I think they're on shrooms
Joey Diaz is unmatched
Tim Dillion
top 5 for sure
Love that Matt's getting the exposure he deserves
hell yeah
Have you seen
Elon Musk meets Post Malone
😆 it’s hilarious!! 👽
He's been on the podcast for a bit........
@@logdon17 not on Joe Rogan you must be one of the bros
@@logdon17 not matt
The shaman finally gets to spread his wisdom to the masses
😂 the adderall shaman??
@@CantTellYou OF COURSE
Imagine all the comics who are jealously hating on our SHAMAN
@@brunodanner7777 our GREAT Shaman himself. Inshallah.
hehe pro
Matt has transcended !!! This was pure gold, THE BOYS MADE IT TO ROGIES !!!!!!
Yessss! he got matt on JRE. I'm such a proud Dawg right now
Here is the full clip : th-cam.com/video/x5d6PeQ7-fE/w-d-xo.html
Did you see
Joe Rogan asks Elon Musk HARD Questions about Cobalt Mining For TESLA Batteries?!
Shane is gettin Rogan to laugh like only Uncle Joey & Theo can 🤣
timmy
it's that PHILLY Humor
AND Matt!
Don't forget Alex Jones
@@giuseppebiundo6356 Ah yes, the 'Performance Artist' 🤣
Shane's handicap story is the real life version of Kramer being mistaken as Mentally challenged episode.
What makes it that much funnier is Shane legitimately looks like he could possibly have an offshoot of DS
Jimmy likes adderal.
I wanna watch Seinfeld now
Cartman at the special olympics
you're right. unequivocally true!!
I am so pumped for Matt. Can’t wait to listen to this episode later.
There's nothing more I want than Rogies to love Matt.
He seems like a nice bloke
.. wut
Youre weird Matt’s not funny
@@Kage.M you don’t have to be funny for rogies to love you
@@Kage.M delete yourself
It’s crazy to have seen the evolution of Shane’s first episode on JRE, where he was visibly nervous and people gave him a hard time. And now he’s probably the best reoccurring guest, and the one that makes Joe laugh hardest.
*Joey Diaz has entered the chat*
@@jordanlaine7412 After Joey moved to Jersey he doesn’t really go on rogan anymore though
@@ChristIsKing772 theo von enters the chat with the most confusing yet hilarious sentence uttered by mankind
Also the horrible polo t-shirt he was wearing, don't forget it
Tim Dillon is up there as well
I feel so much genuine happiness seeing McCusker finally on here with Shane. One day 🥔 and 🌈 💵 🤞
I want the entire McCusker clan on with Joe.
It’s nice to see autistic people being represented by such a nice man
Agreed, we need a McCusker Fambly Fuck Job JRE episode STAT!
Haha 🌈 bill
@@Lebowski333 baby arms bill
Matt is the funniest podcaster on earth. So stoked he finally got on JRE.
Not even close
BLESS THE DAWGS. WE MADE IT.
You ever hear the story about Jethro and Bubba sittin' in the stands at the Georgia game?
Truly a blessed day! 🙏 The dawgs, the shaman, Saint Rogies and Gilliiii
HAIL PAYMON!!!
HAIL HIM!
Fuck yea.
Did you see
Joe Rogan asks Elon Musk HARD Questions about Cobalt Mining For TESLA Batteries?!
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Shane Is always such a good guest. Matts funny asf too, looking forward to another one in the future
About time Matt made the pod
Here is the full clip : th-cam.com/video/x5d6PeQ7-fE/w-d-xo.html
Did you see
Joe Rogan asks Elon Musk HARD Questions about Cobalt Mining For TESLA Batteries?!
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Matt and Shane are easily the best podcasters and are the most relatable and normal people…just 2 homies
Absolutely crying at Shane in the handicap section 😂
Hahahaa
I broke when he pantomimed holding up the Jersey at the end.
Matt deserves to be on Rogan. He's completely underrated.
Glad to see a decorated war hero D1 varsity athlete and snl legend
...and with him the greatest Shaman in our universe, torpin' bad spirits left and right with his flute set to 432 Hz and bringing glory to Fortuna
@@CornyBum also a vetted philosopher and historian.
the joy i felt when i saw matt on here is unbelievable
Maybe you should not form unhealthy relationships with people you don't know. Get a life. He doesn't care about you.
Matt getting the recognition he deserves baby🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Matt and Shane’s secrete podcast is goated
Unintelligent person
Matt did amazing. So happy he finally got on.
So hyped for Matty. Glad to see he dressed for the big occasion
Normcore for life
He looks like a guy who only wears one shoe
This is the funniest JRE clip I've seen in a long time. 😂😂😂😂
Good example of how to get your story in when everyone is sharing. The "you're gonna appreciate this" was perfect timing. Otherwise he might've never told it because the convo would have already moved on.
No joke I jaw dropped when I saw Matt on 😂 I’m about to go listen to the whole thing this is awesome
I love how shane initially said he only did adderall those two times at the big games (probably not trying to condone it) then proceeds to imply more use and even admits to another time 😂 what a goofy guy.
Well you know how some people when they wanna say 200 they just say 2, it’s pretty cool slang
Lol right. Like I'm not prescribed, but I've taken it hundreds of times in past quest lines. Party on it, deep clean my house, unloading trucks at work for 13 hours, or just even murkin it up on the Xbox. It's a good time, and you'll fuck like a mad man. The little Johnson is true, but once the mood changes it's good. I felt so cheated that I had to compete with kids that were on this shit back in the day.
@Brett Shannon pretty accurate, but for anyone with an addictive personality it will eventually lose all of its allure, and leave you with forehead wrinkles, a headache, and general disconnectedness. Amongst other effects.
But boy were those adventures memorable. Ever song in my little catalogue of guitar-melodies was learned in a 2 year span while on Adderall. Many a great hikes on Adderall, mixed with a little bud would get you gliding up and down the hike. Music hitting wayyyy differently, almost injecting you with euphoria as you sing along. Yes, many a great time was had on Adderall.
@@brettshannon4032 I've heard they hand it out in America like candy
@@ShakenPig they do i used to be prescribed 20mg instants. I was gonna take classes and told my doctor I wanted to try stimulant therapy.
He’s not lying, it ups your tolerance so much. When I drink without it, I eventually get tired.
Every single time Rogan breaks out into that clown laugh, I laugh so loud, and can’t stop laughing. No matter what.
Shane has that effect on me as well
Hey “cody” , stop attention seeking.
Me too even though i'm in the middle of the supermarket or on public transport🤣.
Try listening on 1.8X speed.
And I’m just opposite. Seems fake and cringe. I don’t think it is, but man it sure has that vibe.
"If I'm taking adderall, it's a big day." - Shane Gillis
fuck yeah Joe thanks for having Matt and Shane together especially in this wacky times those guys are freaking hilarious! this is a must watch for everybody, full episode !
Did you see
Joe Rogan asks Elon Musk HARD Questions about Cobalt Mining For TESLA Batteries?!
🏎🔋
I don't know these dudes but i havent laughed this much at an episode in a while loved it
Matt and Shane's secret podcast. The best podcast out there.
Could not believe it when this dropped !
Better than Xmas morning.
Blessed the boys.
The way Shane can embody blackout on a whim is fantastic.
We must protect Shane at all costs
you mean matt?
He’s cool but people need to stop saying that phrase. It’s fucking lame.
@@lajewel4615 you're lame
@@lajewel4615 jeez Laura, who hurt you?
@@lajewel4615 thank you. That saying is overused a stupid
Joe has the most addictive laugh ever 😂. Shane and Matt are great
This is low key like one of the funniest clips I've seen on JRE no lie 😂😂
That was one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. I had to pause it because my side was starting to cramp from laughing and Shane wouldn’t let up
I've been waiting for this episode forever & never thought it would happen, matts the fucking best
"only did it twice" also shane "those were some dark evenings"
Someone MUST animate this conversation.
Hell yeah
This is probably the funniest clip from the podcast I've ever seen hahah
God it makes me so happy to see all the love Shane is getting
i took adderall one time at a party in school. i accidentally became a ping pong champion that night i swear i didnt lose a single point all night long
🤣🤣 I know the feeling. Beer pong with me 😆😆
I'll never take Adderall again. Shit made me weirdly emotional and I had the worst lock jaw. I became an emotional crackhead all night lol. Made sense to me when I found out it's basically a precursor to meth.
😂🤣😂🤣❤
Shane's honesty is refreshing.....and F'n hilarious
Either Joe is super high or genuinely finds them naturally hilarious 🤣🤣
Mushrooms probably
Joe loves Shane bro
Both
Hes 100% high... hea a fool
Forreal 😂
“That’s what it’s all about” bro I’m ded 💀
Joe is such a nice dood to new people on his podcast. I bet Matt had the best day of his life.
Yo Shane rocking a Jalen hurts sweatshirt just made my fuckin day
Dude the shaman has arrived bringing that 432 hertz energy
JRE Toons needs to get on this one...
I was prescribed adderall at 7 years old. I ate 250 Milligrams before and I’m pretty sure I could feel my hair growing.
My son was on it early too. Made him a miserable prick. Might have helped with focus but damn ruined his personality.
😂
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@@samanthab1923 Well you put your son on it bud. That's on you.
@@bsherf934 Don’t I know it. Lifetime of regret. Should have home schooled .
I'm so happy to see Shane brought Matt this time dude that's so dope
Shane's stories about being mistaken for a special needs adult made me laugh so hard I turned into a special needs adult
I love the the dawgz so much dude
Lmfao I love the conversation about the adderal and crushing them down and shit......Im a recovering addict but that brings me back to my college days and the very beginnings of my active addiction time. It was HUGE to adderal, vyvanse, ritalin whatever you could get. I had this awesome connect in my dorm who i ended up buying from for like 3 years, but he was prescribed the highest possible dose 70mg vyvanse and he would sell them to me for like $3 each. taking ONE of these because it was such a high dose and and extended release, you should not expect to sleep for literally 36-40 hours. Im not exaggerating. It will fuck up your whole week of sleep.
St Rogies seems delighted to have met the shaman, blessed day for the dawgz.
The Shaman made it what a savage
So happy for the dawgz today
Matt is one of those guys where you know ALL his stories are true & are told accurately.
I love how much Joe is enjoying those stories lmao
“I’ve only taken it twice”
4 seconds later
“…I used to snort those things….those are some dark nights…”
Most relatable Rogan clip I’ve watched 😭
Shane has the funniest face expressions 😂
As someone who crushed up and snorted an adderall yesterday and played warcraft 3 all day...
I can totally relate.
Just swallow it
Matt's a madman I need to listen to the whole podcast!
Legendary podcast crossover right here ladies and gentlemen!
God why is this relatable
How many times have you taken Adderall?
Shane: That's the two times. Then proceeds to talk about 20 times he's taken Adderall lol
This whole podcast was great.
Unlike your Mom last night. I want a refund
I was listening to this episode in the car on my way to work and I was busting up laughing, but after watching the video to see the facial expressions I was legit crying from laughing so hard. Lol
Joe's belly laugh is the best. Enjoying this podcast. The boys having a good time kind of talk.
I don't know who Shane Gillis is, but Haley Joel Osment has grown into a hilarious adult.
“I kicked my other shoe off so I wouldn’t look suspicious” 😂😂😂
Matt is the perfect example that if you befriend the right person at the right time you can change your life and have a career 😂😂
I know, right? Shane is so lucky.
@@laurencezemlick1979 never go full retard bruh lol
Dude what? Matt is funny as fuck and him and Shane have been friends a long time. They kill it together.
Matts funnier to me
@@loydchristmas23 by any chance do you listen on mute?
Matt on the JRE! If the did a crusades pod episode with St. Rogies that would be tremendous 🔥
Hell yea Matt!
@@louiecampers1767 what? Matt is a solid dude!
It’s a new day for the dawgz. God is good brothers.
Shane's jokes about people thinking he has special needs is some of the funniest jokes I've heard
The shaman finally getting his crack in the big leagues! Love the dawgs
Buddy was snortin the time release balls without crushing them 😂
I just heard Jay Mohr talk about snorting it.
Yoo, the shaman kickin it with St. Rogies. Love it!
As a former abuser of adderall while partying, I can confirm these stories are 100 percent accurate 😂 (edit: except the penis part, that’d false) .
No, my penis works fine on anything, its all in the person
@@EraserTraceur shit, I forgot about that part. Mine always work phenomenally as well. I’ll have to edit it that part.
@@williamcowell1889 I don't get that dick part of this
Teenage until this day my penis works fine and the shrinkage? Lol this maybe a problem people already deal with and the addy makes them realize it
@@williamcowell1889 fantastic less go
Finally get to see Matt on JRE 😊 so happy for this.
Never did Adderall ( I am from Europe) but I did cocaine, it sounds like you guys are selling cocaine in Pharmacies...
It’s more like speed
The situation is worse than that.
It’s an amphetamine
“There’s always someone that IS prescribed” underrated line
4:16 The second she touches my leg even tho I say it's not my first time
I'm so happy to see McCusker here.
No one batted an eye when Shane snuck into the handicapped section because he looked like he belonged there
😂
I've never seen Joe laugh that hard. An awesome thing to see.
Shane and Matt are dope dudes.
Joe deserves to be a guest on the mssp, if nothing else, just to bear witness to the perfect Chaotic harmony that is Matt and Shane.