Legit, I think he noticed the jokes that made Shane, Tim and Theo laugh out loud the last few episodes. The turning point was the Jew joke he made with Shane Gillis a month ago and Shane was like “whoa, play that Kanye song cause you’re going to jail tonight.” lmao You can see the sincere happiness on his face when a joke lands, he’s for sure been working on that recently. I’m happy for him.
Even if you make it to the point of getting your pants down and you use an entire roll of 1 ply cleaning up the mess, countless flushes... That's still a win sometimes.
If you’ve never passed a highway sign in the middle of nowhere that says next exit 120 miles and you feel a giant shit come on fast while a new girl is sitting in the passenger seat you haven’t really lived.
@@acies9408Matt held it down for shane while he was getting his career going. Matt was paying his rent and helping with his bills etc. true bro shit right here and they both deserve it all
I was about 10 minutes from work when a 45 second countdown appeared above my head. If you want to cultivate instant transcendental focus, have diarrhoea on your way to somewhere important. I used *every* trick; self talk ("my mind controls my body- it's okay x 100"), calming nose breaths, stopping every few feat to fortify my defences, etc.. I got to the toilet and just before I dropped my pants, I gave out. My cheeks were the only thing stopping the ocean of brown. I had to aim and squat in one motion or it was all for naught. The devil's shotgun blast sullied the back of the toilet. cleaning it was a nightmare, it ended up places you wouldnt think. But I had emerged victorious, but changed.
2 weeks ago I was driving my gf home from a date and the need to shit presented itself in urgency. I sped up to try to get to her place on time but not even 2 minutes later, the urgency multiplied x100. It was night and there were no gas stations or restaurants around, so I turned into a random office/warehouse complex and decided to look for a bush. I hopped out the car and noticed a portapotty 100 yards away across a dirt field. I ran as fast as I could and was able to make it in time. I’ve never felt so blessed in my life until that day. As someone with ibs-d and who’s had shit myself multiple times before, this day I knew the shit gods were looking over me.
Bro this part of the podcast is so relatable and I love it. I shit my pants during my lunch break in my car, I was smoking and when I coughed that’s when it happened. I called my manager and told him I had an emergency I couldn’t come back. First time I tell this story so your welcome mofos
For 18 months after I had my first child I would have the issue of my stomach hurting and I had about 45 seconds to get to the bathroom. It was wild. Thank God I was a stay at home mom. But I definitely crapped my pants a few times walking my baby in the stroller around the neighborhood. I'm so happy that stopped!
I'm a once a dayer generally in the AM guy myself, but there's definitely those days every so often that are the exception. Luckily even my worse day, I've never pulled a joe and felt it in my socks though lol.
I'm in my 30th now and shit myself on a regular basis. So for personal reasons that jre clip made me laugh as hard as none of the thousands I've seen before so far! Cheers guys for being so real
@@edp3202if you drink over 20you will shit liquid the next day😂 not proud to say I know from long term experience. I didn’t fart for over a year unless I was on the toilet
It’s because your body knows that you’re gay if you’re drinking Bud Light, so it’s trying to clear your ass out before your boyfriend comes over. You can’t be smuggling solids before a date.
Up until 34 i never thought i would crap myself. I came into work ,drank some water out of the water tower with the lil cone cups. I got cob webs on my mouth and felt something go down with the water. I didn't think much of it until about 2 hours later when i got the red alert gurgles and pain. I was driving a semi and parked it on an overpass and ran to a little gas station feeling all pale like i was gonna pass out. As soon as i took one step into the gas station i crapped myself. I was wearing shorts with boxers so a lil bit plopped on the floor. When i sat down it looked like nutteala all over. I shamefully tossed my draws and learned a lesson. Carry spare underwear ,socks and shorts when im going to be away from home overnight and check for spiders before drinking tower water haha...poor gas station cleark.
Omg. Thank you for this! I had rectal cancer, had my rectum removed and I’m at war with my ass every day…..I’ve thank god not have anything serious happen yet but I know as I get older it’s going to get bad. (43) I’m just glad to hear that my dang battles at lest happen to normal asses. Lol. Love it.
I have a crazy poop story. I used to walk about a mile to hang out with my buddy every night at his house and play some Xbox and drink some beer. I had a set route that I would take through some back alleys and it was always around 1:00 am when I would make these journeys. I left my house feeling absolutely fine, but when I got about 3 blocks from his house I began to feel a bit off. The floodgates were about to open and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. I tried clenching as hard as I could but it didn't even make a difference. I noticed there was a dark driveway to my left that was lined with some bushes, and if it was going to happen anywhere, it HAD to happen there. I huddled beside this beat up early 90's Chevy Cavalier and let it rip. Hot liquid goosebump induced diarrhea was shooting out of my ass like a geyser and I hadn't a care in the world. After I relieved myself, and my body slowly left survival mode, some post-crap clarity started to kick in. I had nothing to wipe with... I thought about ripping a sleeve off, but I ended up using my socks. Not only were they great at absorbing and cleansing my chili ring, but they were very soft too. Anyways, I continued my journey to my buddies house and enlightened him of the story, and he laughed up a storm... I wish it ended there. Unfortunately the very next day on my way to his house again, my guts began to turn on me once again. I thought for an instance that I was living in an episode of The Twilight Zone or I was stuck in my own Groundhogs Day diarrhea nightmare... There was no time to waste, I had to make it happen yet again. I was about 1 block away from the driveway that I had used before, but it was such an amazing driveway that was completely concealed. I just had to get there again. I make it to the same driveway, squat down beside that Cavalier again, and once again I empty my bowels onto this poor bastard's driveway. The first time I really didn't feel bad, because I thought it was just a "once in a lifetime thing", but now that lightning struck this driveway twice, I started to feel a little bit bad because I noticed that the original battlefield had already been discovered and cleaned up... I quickly got over my feelings of shame in about the time that it took for me to remove my shoes and use my socks to wipe my brownie gun. I continued my journey to my friend's house and once again graced him with the tale of my recent adventures, and we laughed hysterically. A couple days passed by and I hit my friend up and asked him if he wanted to chill, and he said sure... So I began my journey the same exact way that I usually did... This time I felt fine, and as I began rounding the corner where the driveway was, I noticed something was a bit different. The man who owned the driveway that I took two explosive dumps on had installed motion activated cameras with night vision on the side of the house facing the alley, and right above the driveway overlooking everything. Lol... I don't know why but I felt like that was the icing on the cake... It only took 2 piles of runny crap in a driveway for this man to install security cameras on his property... I often wondered if this man did that because he felt like he was being directly targeted with a barrage of shit attacks when in all actuality it was just pure fate. Anyways... hope someone out there enjoys my story.
Matt befriending Shane and starting a podcast is literally a life changing experience otherwise Matt would be living under a bridge talking to himeself
An old girlfriend introduced me to wet wipes and now I can't chocolate Shatner without them. When you first start to use them you can't believe how much is left even after you wiped with TP and it's "clean." If you're a guy, do yourself (and anyone you're dating) a favor and use wet wipes.
Watching both Matt and Shane look at each other throughout this with an expression of "this is Joe Rogan, don't fuck this up for me" is the funniest part of this clip
This is the worst nightmare for any traveller that's stuck in a vehicle for an extended period knowing that there's no way to relieve themselves except in their pants. Rolling the dice with your diet right before a trip is never a good idea.
"My underwear was about as effective as the border wall" lmao
😂
Prolly his best joke lol
Trump failed us… 😒
That was a good one
LOL thats so funny. but why is it not as funny as it should be? lol
Petition to have Matt replace Ari on protect our parks
Edit: Bert isn’t on protect our parks idk why everyone is saying to replace him
Yesssss!!!
bert*
@@tannerdejong1330you want bert on protect our parks??? Umm I think you’re in the minority there buddy
@@tannerdejong1330Bert definitely
Another vote to remove bart
Dude Matt is the glue. How well he listens is contagious
He’s the convo filler and topic provider. Shane shines with no one better than Matt Because he’s a bottomless well for Shane to riff off of
all praise the Shaman
Top comment material^
This podcast was the first time I've found Joe hilarious and quick witted. Great energy between the 3
Have you ever seen joes standup?
I’m so happy for Lemaire to make his first appearance on Joe Rogan
Fast nimble asks all the right questions
I couldn't wait to hear them talk about that lameeski tumble and I'm so glad the first time was on JRE hahahahaha
@@georgec5212I'll agree. I don't like it but, you're right.
nah man lemaire is one of the best@@georgec5212
@@georgec5212he’s just their diversity hire lol I don’t think I’ve ever laughed when he talks
Joe's been getting funnier lately. Probably from hangin out with the dawgs
Legit, I think he noticed the jokes that made Shane, Tim and Theo laugh out loud the last few episodes. The turning point was the Jew joke he made with Shane Gillis a month ago and Shane was like “whoa, play that Kanye song cause you’re going to jail tonight.” lmao
You can see the sincere happiness on his face when a joke lands, he’s for sure been working on that recently. I’m happy for him.
After Shane's first episode on JRE and after them hanging out. He brings out the real Joe rogan
Dude, I noticed that too. Way more willing to be the butt of the joke and not so serious nowadays.
@@aodigital9421im happy for him too, but sometimes he gets so invested in his jokes trying to make people laugh that he misses his guests' jokes
The narrative is that Joe isn't funny. But occasionally he'll say some shit that has me on the floor
Photo finish shits have to be the most rewarding yet scariest feelings of all time
I had one couple of weeks ago and I really didn’t want to shit in my car lmao that shit hurt as a mf too
Even if you make it to the point of getting your pants down and you use an entire roll of 1 ply cleaning up the mess, countless flushes... That's still a win sometimes.
The ones where you genuinely don't know if you shit down the back of your pants as you were pulling them down 😂
If you’ve never passed a highway sign in the middle of nowhere that says next exit 120 miles and you feel a giant shit come on fast while a new girl is sitting in the passenger seat you haven’t really lived.
When you're already shitting before your ass touches the seat
Just dudes bein bros. 🍻
Meanwhile the ladies watching are probably grossed out and wondering is this what guys really talk about 😅
Stoners being stoners.
Beyond Blessed
Locker room talk
Bunch of bros being blokes
“ you get a midday shower”. 😂😂😂😂
This trio is friggin SUPREME.
“If I made it to the toilet, it would have been one of the greatest victories of my career”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Unloading on my SUV seats” is top tier podcasting 😂
My essay is "When I held in my poop" 😊
Ya know he was sipping that bull semen. "Just wanted to see what it tasted like"
for some reason Joe is funnier in Matt's presence
@@edp3202Lets talk about why your username is edp?
@@camelnut7014 what do you mean?
This conversation is being turned into an animation FOR SURE 😂
That would be one funny cartoon! Lol
Pingtrip will probably do some nice work with this episode
Oh yes, that would be AMAZING!
Shane is a good friend man. Brought Matt last minute the first time around and now he’s invited
genuinely they're a crazy good duo. they stick together thru a ton its so nice to see.
@@acies9408Matt held it down for shane while he was getting his career going. Matt was paying his rent and helping with his bills etc. true bro shit right here and they both deserve it all
You know Rogan asked for the Shaman the second time around
@@johnjames9359 thats exactly what i was referring to. Its enough to make a grown man cry. two loyal dawgs
@@acies9408 men dont cry bettynoy
Salute to u men for having the courage to speak out...my asshole betrayed me too
I was about 10 minutes from work when a 45 second countdown appeared above my head.
If you want to cultivate instant transcendental focus, have diarrhoea on your way to somewhere important. I used *every* trick; self talk ("my mind controls my body- it's okay x 100"), calming nose breaths, stopping every few feat to fortify my defences, etc..
I got to the toilet and just before I dropped my pants, I gave out. My cheeks were the only thing stopping the ocean of brown. I had to aim and squat in one motion or it was all for naught.
The devil's shotgun blast sullied the back of the toilet. cleaning it was a nightmare, it ended up places you wouldnt think.
But I had emerged victorious, but changed.
Keep that stuff to yourself 👍
@@Faigh_as nah, thanks for reading
@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 np big shitter
You make words come alive
@@WaffleHouseBandit hey thanks mate, I actually appreciated reading that
Dawgs have been BLESSED
All hail Saint Rogies!!
How great is Our God?!
SODTAOE
Where my dawgz @
“PAUSE ON THE CORN COB”
omg Matt’s got me dead 7:09
7:11
wrong. it was more like 7:10
@@mini_mozzer NO SON IT WAS RIGHT AFTER 7:11
@@mini_mozzer HE EDITED IT SON IT SAID 7:22
I’m glad I’m not the only one that caught that
“Underwear was about as effective as our Boarder Wall” Ayyooo lmao 😂
That was a witty line for sure hahaha!!
Hands down the funniest JRE clip I HAVE EVER SEEN
Just gotta embrace the chaos 😏
Hello, maniacs!
You are the exact right person to acknowledge this lol
😂
Turdy tornado!
I literally was in tears 30 seconds into this video 😂😂
Unloading on my SUV seats 😂😂😂
I too enjoy a good poo story.
Joe Scruntass is pretty funny
2 weeks ago I was driving my gf home from a date and the need to shit presented itself in urgency. I sped up to try to get to her place on time but not even 2 minutes later, the urgency multiplied x100. It was night and there were no gas stations or restaurants around, so I turned into a random office/warehouse complex and decided to look for a bush. I hopped out the car and noticed a portapotty 100 yards away across a dirt field. I ran as fast as I could and was able to make it in time.
I’ve never felt so blessed in my life until that day. As someone with ibs-d and who’s had shit myself multiple times before, this day I knew the shit gods were looking over me.
You're lucky there was no padlock on the door.. 😅
@@jdog4534 it was the shit gods looking over me
the shit gods are real and they are dangerous
The shit gods 😂
"Everyone gets one sponge it goes with your voter ID" had me f****** geeking
Fuckin
7:13 SHOUTOUT TO JAMIE FOR THE DEMOLITION MAN REFERENCE
Bro this part of the podcast is so relatable and I love it. I shit my pants during my lunch break in my car, I was smoking and when I coughed that’s when it happened. I called my manager and told him I had an emergency I couldn’t come back. First time I tell this story so your welcome mofos
Rejoice Dawgs. This day is truely blessed
facts
Ive been on a Shane and Matt binge and this popped out
i see what you did
Me too! Couldn't of asked for better guests
Who is Matt? Last name?
@@edp3202McDawg
@@edp3202but actually McCusker
I imagine Rogans children going to school next day xD
My friends heard worse
Id imagine his kids could probably handle themselves well with some loud mouthed bully.
Their dad is still the number one podcaster
Kids are prob homeschooled
Kids dont have the attention span...not in the demographic.
Saving the full pod for work tomorrow. Putting in a floor and painting the room. Gonna be a good day
And I come back to say, I laughed the whole time. And my coworker for some reason didn't know JRE, Shane or Matt. Now you got a new fan lol
Best times
matt and shane are awesome. their last jre made me cry with laughter
I haven't laughed this hard watching JRE in a while
thats the MSSP magic baby
The Mckuskee effect
For 18 months after I had my first child I would have the issue of my stomach hurting and I had about 45 seconds to get to the bathroom. It was wild. Thank God I was a stay at home mom. But I definitely crapped my pants a few times walking my baby in the stroller around the neighborhood. I'm so happy that stopped!
A woman? Crapping her pants?! *_EW!!!_* (insert Shane's grossed-out face)
So when you felt that hot sweet smell of a pile of poo you had to at least wonder if it came from the stroller or your own shit filled pants.
@@ManicMindTrick ohhhh I knew it was me. Haha 😄 🤣
At least if anyone else smelled it you could blame it on the baby
"i just have a sweaty ass, and I farted" 😂😂
I love it when Shane brings matt
Me battlin': "BREATHE, BREATHE" 😫
Me losing the battle: 😲
thanks for making my sharts more relatable
After these horror stories I feel blessed that I only unload once a day and it's before I take my shower.
I just finished eating a salad
How was it @@thatgreenslime9517
Pro Poo Tip: if you don’t have a bidet, sponge, or shower:
just lightly wet folded up toilet paper with hot water, duh
I'm a once a dayer generally in the AM guy myself, but there's definitely those days every so often that are the exception. Luckily even my worse day, I've never pulled a joe and felt it in my socks though lol.
The Shaman is back on JRE?!
432hz
@@Ironman829 wailing it Ceremoniously
Matt is the funniest person on earth in casual conversation
This should be titled, Joe talks about having accidents.
Never went so fast to Spotify after seeing this on my TH-cam home page
I've had some accidents but never a full-blown Rogan 😂😂😂
“Full-blown Rogan” lol! That’s what I’m calling them from now on
Did you sweat profusely?😅
Never go full Rogan!
Yeah never unloaded a full diarrea storm in my pants just a couple of accidents when I got fooled by my asshole.
Rogan josh
I almost dropped what I was carrying when he said he felt it all the way down to his socks😂😂😂😂
“Where I immediately felt it in my socks!” 😂
YES!..BEST EVER START TO A CLIP! 😂 I love this level of honesty, I'm LMFAO 😂😂 pro tip: USE BABY WIPES!
Jamie saying 'you don't know how to use the shells?' in the background might have been his greatest ever moment 😂👌
If you know, you know...
Demolition Man is such a great movie.
lol I love that they looked this up. I was JUST curious to google the exact same thing less than a week ago
(cool story I know)
Blessing from the dawgs and St Roggies
My friend group call that “Resetting the clock.” Zero days without accidents!
The self deprivation is hilarious and really shows how down to Earth Joe is 🙌🏾
I'm in my 30th now and shit myself on a regular basis. So for personal reasons that jre clip made me laugh as hard as none of the thousands I've seen before so far! Cheers guys for being so real
This must be a way of life for Shane.
Bud Light is basically Shart Juice.
Is it?
💀💀
@@edp3202if you drink over 20you will shit liquid the next day😂 not proud to say I know from long term experience. I didn’t fart for over a year unless I was on the toilet
@@joshuagumpert8910that’s not the bud light that’s cause you’re drinking 20 cans of beer and all that alcohol is messing with your stomach
It’s because your body knows that you’re gay if you’re drinking Bud Light, so it’s trying to clear your ass out before your boyfriend comes over. You can’t be smuggling solids before a date.
Up until 34 i never thought i would crap myself. I came into work ,drank some water out of the water tower with the lil cone cups. I got cob webs on my mouth and felt something go down with the water. I didn't think much of it until about 2 hours later when i got the red alert gurgles and pain. I was driving a semi and parked it on an overpass and ran to a little gas station feeling all pale like i was gonna pass out. As soon as i took one step into the gas station i crapped myself. I was wearing shorts with boxers so a lil bit plopped on the floor. When i sat down it looked like nutteala all over. I shamefully tossed my draws and learned a lesson. Carry spare underwear ,socks and shorts when im going to be away from home overnight and check for spiders before drinking tower water haha...poor gas station cleark.
😂😂😂
Wait you Drank a Spider??
𝘈𝘨𝘩𝘩𝘩😂🕸🕷
Joe washed his underwear out.
That's _nuts,_ this is the first I read of spider-shit. Guess that's what happens when your body's too weak for superpowers.
finally some funny comedians on the podcast
Omg. Thank you for this! I had rectal cancer, had my rectum removed and I’m at war with my ass every day…..I’ve thank god not have anything serious happen yet but I know as I get older it’s going to get bad. (43) I’m just glad to hear that my dang battles at lest happen to normal asses. Lol. Love it.
3:29 this is so true, like you stary losing right as your in the door... sprinting to the toilet half turtlin' it.
Nice of Shane to dress up for us with the same shirt as episode 1957
It's from the same ep 🤦♂️ they are all wearing the same clothes 😆
Austin it's the same episode
This is the level of intelligence the MSM expects from us. Great job
Episode 1957 he has literally an identical outfit on…… stfu
@@Eddie_Munster joe is main stream
Everyone walked around with dingleberries pre 1857. The knowledge I definitely needed to know...
Makes me see Pocahontas in a new way
You think?
@@miamithijs3579 lol
The girls probably didn't.. Even if they did, you ain't changing my history...Pocahontas was hot
@@tobe1207 they don’t poop at all, so it’s all good man.... no worries
Sponge on a stick is the origin of the phrase ‘he got the shit end of the stick’ now you know lol
Matt just fits in anywhere he goes man. A national treasure.
"Everybody's shit their pants and everybody's fallen down." 100% facts. You show me someone who claims they haven't, and I'll show YOU a liar! 😂
One time I shit my pants and then I fell over.
I haven’t pooped my pants since I was in 2nd grade.
Call me a liar all you want, but it’s true. Sorry to burst your colon
@ So you HAVE shit your pants. Idk what you’re even talking about.
Just regular dudes shooting the shii.... man i love this podcast
DA DAWZ HAVE RETURNED!! Blessed be, shout out to Shaman and the Big Kahuna
"The 3-pointer is in the air!!"🤣😆🤣😂
😂😂😂
I have a crazy poop story.
I used to walk about a mile to hang out with my buddy every night at his house and play some Xbox and drink some beer. I had a set route that I would take through some back alleys and it was always around 1:00 am when I would make these journeys. I left my house feeling absolutely fine, but when I got about 3 blocks from his house I began to feel a bit off. The floodgates were about to open and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. I tried clenching as hard as I could but it didn't even make a difference. I noticed there was a dark driveway to my left that was lined with some bushes, and if it was going to happen anywhere, it HAD to happen there. I huddled beside this beat up early 90's Chevy Cavalier and let it rip. Hot liquid goosebump induced diarrhea was shooting out of my ass like a geyser and I hadn't a care in the world. After I relieved myself, and my body slowly left survival mode, some post-crap clarity started to kick in. I had nothing to wipe with... I thought about ripping a sleeve off, but I ended up using my socks. Not only were they great at absorbing and cleansing my chili ring, but they were very soft too. Anyways, I continued my journey to my buddies house and enlightened him of the story, and he laughed up a storm... I wish it ended there. Unfortunately the very next day on my way to his house again, my guts began to turn on me once again. I thought for an instance that I was living in an episode of The Twilight Zone or I was stuck in my own Groundhogs Day diarrhea nightmare... There was no time to waste, I had to make it happen yet again. I was about 1 block away from the driveway that I had used before, but it was such an amazing driveway that was completely concealed. I just had to get there again. I make it to the same driveway, squat down beside that Cavalier again, and once again I empty my bowels onto this poor bastard's driveway. The first time I really didn't feel bad, because I thought it was just a "once in a lifetime thing", but now that lightning struck this driveway twice, I started to feel a little bit bad because I noticed that the original battlefield had already been discovered and cleaned up... I quickly got over my feelings of shame in about the time that it took for me to remove my shoes and use my socks to wipe my brownie gun. I continued my journey to my friend's house and once again graced him with the tale of my recent adventures, and we laughed hysterically. A couple days passed by and I hit my friend up and asked him if he wanted to chill, and he said sure... So I began my journey the same exact way that I usually did... This time I felt fine, and as I began rounding the corner where the driveway was, I noticed something was a bit different. The man who owned the driveway that I took two explosive dumps on had installed motion activated cameras with night vision on the side of the house facing the alley, and right above the driveway overlooking everything. Lol... I don't know why but I felt like that was the icing on the cake... It only took 2 piles of runny crap in a driveway for this man to install security cameras on his property... I often wondered if this man did that because he felt like he was being directly targeted with a barrage of shit attacks when in all actuality it was just pure fate. Anyways... hope someone out there enjoys my story.
Seashells?? finally i understand Demolition Man
He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells 😂😂😂
Joe I haven't laughed that hard in many years.
Sharts, Farts and Poo poo. Legendary Rogan segment.
I was just waiting for a new episode and couldn't be any better!
These are the types of convos that are going to lead to real change.
Matt befriending Shane and starting a podcast is literally a life changing experience otherwise Matt would be living under a bridge talking to himeself
He won Phillies funniest before he met Shane
@@NotAfraid280 you think that is why he’s on Rogan?lol
@@pucz8215 no I said he was a good comedian before Shane
The Shaman! 🤘🏻
I shit my pants right before I took my first grade graduation picture with my teacher.
power move
Legend
Big respect 🫡
@@Toushi99 brown tier power god
hell yeah
Gross topic, but that border wall comment got me
"The feeling of knowing you're gonna lose!" The ultimate defeat.
these are my kinda conversations right here, im dead haha 🤣🤣
“Ruthless diarrhea” lmao 😂
Funniest segment I’ve heard in a long time.
😂😂 Should of save this for a Netflix Joe!!!Slaps Knee 😂😂
Should have*
4:58 LOL "your teeth get all weird"
I had one at work a little while ago. My sons made a song about me shitting myself. Proud dad moment.
0:50 filled my pants 😂😂😂
This is the reason this podcasts are so popular ; real life stories from real humans..
7:30 Joe made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
Something about the way Joe said rinse em off in the sink killed me 🤣💀
I remember listening to Matt and Shane‘s about two years ago. I miss how honest and uncontrollably funny they were.
i swear nobody heard the "shittuition" joke
An old girlfriend introduced me to wet wipes and now I can't chocolate Shatner without them. When you first start to use them you can't believe how much is left even after you wiped with TP and it's "clean." If you're a guy, do yourself (and anyone you're dating) a favor and use wet wipes.
Wet wipes will clog your pipes, even if they say flushable. Get a bidet, $30 at walmart. Your life will change
@@MafiaOfChaosor just don't throw them in the toilet and use the bin instead?
I was in the middle of the episode smh when it got pulled off Spotify
Any news as to what happened?
It's not full podcast anymore? Why?
That’s some of the best jokes I’ve heard Rogan come off the cuff with.
It helps being around actually funny people
This is the best conversation I’ve heard from JRE in awhile 😂😂😂
“I cleaned it myself. I’m not going to tell them I just shit myself.”
Joe, I think they’re going to find out now…
6:11 womans shittuition slipped from everyones ears 😂
Jamie's joke was lost.
Matt and Shane together on this is so fucking good. We need more of it
I pooped my pants in traffic in brooklyn, it was heading back from construction. The laughter followed by shame was wild
All the way down to the socks 🤣
Shitting your pants at 60 years old is crazy
I dunno
Seems kinda on brand here.
Hmm, other than 0-5 year olds, wouldn't it be more likely for a 60 year old to shit their pants than any younger age?
"I'm Joe Biden. I'm 90 and I approve this message."
@@imageword5576 na, gotta be at least 85 before you start wearing diapers
Watching both Matt and Shane look at each other throughout this with an expression of "this is Joe Rogan, don't fuck this up for me" is the funniest part of this clip
This is the worst nightmare for any traveller that's stuck in a vehicle for an extended period knowing that there's no way to relieve themselves except in their pants. Rolling the dice with your diet right before a trip is never a good idea.
My backshots sound like bongos 🤙🏾 🖤
Sounds like the Gaza strip 😂
Think I just threw up in my mouth