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I absolutely thought the final wrinkle in the story was gonna be that Elmo got in the piss bucket.
his nickname is Peepee after all
Glad I'm not alone
He was brought back to his roots 😂😂
Hence the episode title of Checkov's piss bucket lol
Woolies face as he's expecting the worst already
I almost choked on my drink when Pat yelled "YEAH THERE'S A TOP WOOLIE!!!"
So that means there is a switch or a bottom Woolie!
3:02
you and me both
It's Pat and Paige. The point did require clarification.
Woolie is very controversial presenting the possibility that there was no top to the piss bucket. I can't even begin to understand what life experiences led him there.
props to elmo for showing where he was the whole time
not many hide-n-seek masters are so gracious as to show off their best spots
Cats really do be living in a Metroidvania
TUBES!
Rain World
The podcast title of "Chekov's Piss Bucket" had a TREMENDOUS effect on this story.
It is the most powerful enhancement a podcast title could possibly have. It is the greatest title to anything ever.
Hookers with the brown sauce still goes pretty hard
AND THEN IT'S NOTHING and then it's nothing.
Imagine a podcast called "Pat says the N word".
I don't think "Aryan Resurrection" will ever be topped
For a brief, beautiful, moment in time Woolie created his own Infinite Piss Works bubble reality where Paige had to 2 hand carry a filled-to-the-brim bucket sloshing with piss to the hospital and invited all of us to join him there.
And I just think thats neat 😊
I think this is my favorite comment of all time.
I am the piss in my bucket...
Dare you enter his Magical Realm?
🎶 Pat and Paige
Were in a rage
Because of their pail of urine 🎵
Best comment. No top
cats can open pocket dimensions and disappear to wherever they please like vergil with yamato, this power scales with how big the house is
Pats home is the clown world spawn point, making fresh new clowns and clown related activities to be sent out into the real world
I would liken Pat's house as the Eye of Terror from Warhammer 40k; a place where Clown World and realspace intersect, so clowns can exist within that space, and humans can enter, but with hazardous effects without proper protection
Radiant Clowns, the latest Bathesda development.
@@RipOffProductionsLLC is that the name of their procedurally generated quests?
Man, his kid doesn't stand a *chance.*
I'm still concerned about the apparently lethal levels of thyroid Paige has? Everyone's talking about Chekhov's Bucket but I'm still thinking about Chekhov's Thyroid.
Yeah, especially since it was like dozens higher than what is normally considered high.
So this is a little confusing, but considering how Pat mentioned being told by the doctor that 5 was above the upper limit of normal, then the hormone in question is not the thyroid hormone itself (T3/T4); rather, the Thyroid-Stimulating Hormone (TSH), secreted from the pituitary gland to-as its name suggests-stimulate the thyroid gland to produce more thyroid hormone in case of deficiency, so Paige likely doesn't have lethal level of thyroid (thyrotoxicosis/thyroid storm, which itself is a medical emergency), but the exact opposite: not enough thyroid hormone (hypothyroidism).
@@ViperJoeokay, that doesn’t sound as bad, but still gonna worry about Paige considering the mess of a person she is. Lol
@@ViperJoe that makes a lot more sense.
anyway, hope she gets better soon
I believe Pat talked about this somewhere else (his stream, twitter, whichev) and the culprit is apparently this is one of the causes of Long Covid.
Woolie's silent facial reactions will always make watching live worth your time
I was just now listening to the MP3 version, and I stopped, said to myself "There HAS to be a clip on TH-cam", and came here to find this GEM of a video.
Paige and Pat seem like very well put together and awesome people outside of the health problems and entertaining clown shenanigans.
yep, and i would be lying if i wasnt actually jelous of their relationship, even tho i have a girl.....but its not the same
@@Exel3nce im telling.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 hm?
I also thought this was Chekhov's piss bucket and the cat was in there the whole time but instead it was a sleepycast definition of an "Irish story".
Not quite, because the piss bucket still plays into Paige’s frustration causing her to think she was negligent.
It’s not like Niall’s story about pissing his pants on a small boat with his dad for literally no good relevant reason.
im consistently surprised to see crossover of any kind between sleepycabin and this crew. like for me when that old podcast episode dropped it was like how people felt when woolie and pat went up against roosterteeth in soulcal.
What an accurate but so strange sentence, "you Chekov's gunned a piss bucket into the story"
Handy-ass homeman, this Patrick Boivin is. Complete in plaid
Every year Paige gets closer to the Simpsons joke about Mr Burns' various illnesses impeding each other's ability to ravage his body via "Three Stooges Syndrome."
Paige failed the piss test cause zangief drank it all before she could deliver it and blamed Elmo
Hey Pat. I don't know if you'll se this, but given how old Elmo is and how cold it was, he'll likely be gunning for any spot that warm. Bonus points if it's low to the ground, because elderly cats start to develop joint problems and don't like jumping around too much. Try getting him a heated blanket and put it some place that Elmo likes. An empty cardboard box for example.
I'm the carer of an elderly cat.
I've actually performed tests involving a 24H urine sample. Two fun facts:
1 - The jug is pretty big, about as big as your average orange juice jug that you'd get in the grocery store, so unless you've got some condition where you produce an ungodly amount of urine, it can store it all with room to spare. The screw top is also pretty secure.
2 - The reason you sometimes need a 24H urine sample is because for certain things you test for, mostly hormones (such as Thyroid hormones), the amount of what you're testing for will go up and down during the course of a day, so any one urine sample taken randomly during the day might not give you an accurate understanding of where someone's hormone levels are at... but if you take ALL urine over an ENTIRE day, you can average it out with some basic math and get a relatively accurate baseline.
I had to do a 48hr bucket test and I'm just gonna throw it out there and say they can also get weird messed up readings and you'll have to retake them about 60% of the time so Paige shouldn't feel bad about needing a redo. I had a reading on one of my jugs that shouldn't even be physically possible even if like a whole town of guys pissed in a barrel for a week, thankfully I had a spare jug to go off of for that one so I got out of having to set aside another whole weekend to pissing in a jug.
@@hornmonk3zit Actually had to do one of those; the problem is that the jugs can typically hold 24H worth of urine... but not 48; so you have to do 2 jugs.
The problem with that is, and I think even the layman can grasp it, is that because the sample is held in TWO sample containers, there's no mixing and thus no uniform state of affairs to determine the baseline from. It's been a long time since I had to do it, but as I recall you basically have to take some volume from each jug, mix it, then test THAT. If it's not mixed sufficiently, you can get inaccurate readings because you're not getting an accurate mix of urine elements.
I hate to use this analogy, but it's the only one I can think of that explains it: imagine you've got two jugs of lemonade that you made from mix yourself, but you didn't put the same amount in both jugs. One's sweeter than the other. Now, let's say you're trying to have a glass of lemonade that's as sweet as the average of both jugs; so you mix each in their jug, then try to pour as much as it takes to reach that midpoint. It's often a balancing act, and you often find that while you got close, you didn't get it perfect.
Honestly, there's a ton of issues that the lab people have to work with on a daily basis that stem from the mechanical limitations of the equipment they have to use, because 48H urine tests aren't done often enough to justify a dedicated 2 day piss jug. I'm not going to downplay if a fellow tech made a mistake, but sometimes we have to jump over frankly stupid hurdles on the job.
we all pictured the bright orange home depot bucket
I've seen real piss jugs before and they also come in bright orange
Jesus I thought the ending was gonna be that Elmo was in the piss bucket
Woolie's expression as the story progresses is so good. I'm so glad they kept it as a video.
For as crazy as Pat's life is te fact he has an interesting story to tell every week shows a weird life can be more lively then a quiet. Clown world has it's joys to it.
and who doesnt want that, a new story every week. thats the dream
I'm glad that 24h urine bucket was not tha place Elmo was hiding in for hours.
This is a rollercoaster of emotions what an anime Pat and Paige live in
Yeah there's a top!.... I almost fell out of my chair 😂😂😂
Same I was drinking and I nearly choked
The funniest part of these stories is always Woolie's face as he starts silently asking Pat "How are you still alive?"
1st Chekhov’s Gun; Elmo’s New Hiding Piss Bucket
2nd Checkhov’s Gun; Paige’s Piss Bucket saves the hose
I’m having narrative whiplash here Pat please
Yeah, cats do have like SCP levels of disappearing. You can get the loudest bell around its collar, and if you aren’t looking at it constantly, it’ll just vanish into the Backrooms cause it wants to. Thankfully, we knew most of our old cat’s hiding spots, but sometimes when we had to get her ready for her biweekly check-ups, if she wasn’t super far under the bed, in her tower by the desk, or in the cabinet above the dryer, it was impossible to find her. But after we either cancel or move the appointment, like 5 minutes later, here she comes, walking with a strut, knowing she won. Lol. I’m just surprised it took Elmo this long to harness his 100 level stealth, unless there’s another story that I missed.
GET BABY ELMO OUT OF THAT HOT AIR BALLOON
How Hath God Blighted Pat This Week: Piss Bucket Edition
I'm seven and a half minutes in, terrified of when Chekhov's Piss will return
That has happened to every cat owner at least once.
Happened to me last night! I was convinced our cat was outside and missing for hours, then she sleepily comes down the stairs from wherever she was hiding.
I 100% thought this was going to end with Elmo being trapped outside on the coldest day of the year.
Stuck in a puddle of frozen piss.
Impressive that Pat got Elmo's permission to tell this story
My grandfather's cat made a hole a spare bed's boxspring, and would crawl into there and nap.
She blended right into it.
My mom developed Hashimoto's Thyroiditis after she was pregnant with me. It's fairly common, from what I know, but it still sucks. I hope Paige gets the most benefit out of any treatments/medications! Glory to the Mustard Queen etc. :)
My cat got out once when I was a kid, was out for 3 days, during a BAD blizzard... Thankfully, she survived with no lasting problems. She hid in the little space between the body and tire of the car, my dad found her when he was clearing off the car once the storm had ended.
Pat: This is a bucket
Woolz: Dear god!
Pa: There’s more
Wz: NO!
That red plaid shirt gave him a +2 in Physical Instrument (Canadian fatherhood strength)
Lmao the piss bucket bit from almost 10 years ago has returned in reality.
pat went from "i wouldnt go to silent hill to save my brother -- unless maybe he gave me back my saturn" to "ill crawl under my house around a lot of spiders to save my cat"
theres some sort of correlative character progression here
Not really, pat (rightfully) despises his brother to this day wheraes elmo is his little grandpa baby.
I was thinking that the cat either A) Pissed in the piss bucket, or B) Drank from it.
LMAO @ having a plaid shirt and the buffs in place before the boss fight.
Cats just find those little crevices where the things in horror stories are. If there was a beating heart under Pat and Paige's floorboards, Elmo would be the one who discovers it.
OH NO! Not the medically necessary piss jug!!
Cats are good at hiding.
I went by this house my mom owns but currently no one is living there, and there was a cat who had managed to get inside, he ran away deeper into the house, and I could not find him after hours of looking.
Went to animal control, rented a cage trap, bought a single little can of cat food for bait, set it up in the kitchen, next morning there he was.
Pretty cat, couldn't keep him for a wide veriety of reasons, let him go, figured out how he got in(basement window under the side bush was open a crack, got that closed and locked), and that's the end of that story.
Pat and paige are like a real life sitcom couple.
+10 stat buff to handyman skill from dressing like Red Green
Clockwise is tight, Counterclockwise time unwinds. Much better way to remember which way to turn. Also remember it's always relative to how it's screwed on.
Cats have the power to squeeze into the tiniest, darkest crevice in your house to hide in if they feel like sleeping someplace nobody can POSSIBLY find them.... until they wiggle out and start screaming for food because the tummy clock says food now god dammit. God knows where they were prior.
My friends mom hit over 100, and this was found out after 8 mini strokes and a full stroke. She can speak and think clearly after some rehab, but maaaaaaaan according to her and my friend the doctors questioned how in the fuck she was still alive and functioning lol. Thyroids are weird man.
Ah yeah. Cat-related scares are rough...
With the preface before this story I thought that at 4:22 Paige was going to say "Hey, where's the baby?" but it was the other baby instead.
This clip is soooo emblematic of Woolies habit to just assume everything. Right into the wildest improbabilities.
As a lab tech, I have heard similar stories when it comes to issues involving labs like the 24 hour urine. Though depending on how often and how much she makes, missing one collection usually isn't the end of the world.
I also thought that Elmo was gonna be in the piss bucket
OOOOHHHH, that's what he means by piss bucket! I had to do one of those before. It's a big orange plastic thing, more of a piss jug really.
lol I just went to the hospital 4 months ago and had to use the piss bucket too
Pat runs a whole circus in clown world.
Was this woman named Morgan by any chance because these are my mother's bedside manners as a nurse herself 😂
My cat Sandy also like to go into closets, fortunately they have no crack
Classic Elmo ❤
I'll just mention here that *the following nutrients* are also relevant to try out for *thyroid* and see how it responds:
*Iodine* (lower TSH, increase T3, T4), *Selenium* (T4->T3 conversion via deiodinases), *Vitamin A* (lower elevated blood thyreoglobulin).
For Iodine don't be afraid of higher doses. That whole >1mg iodine being harmful only applies in a few special circumstances like hot nodules or thyroid autoimmune disorders. The japanese and korean get to 12mg iodine per day from seaweed and have no issues, which is the amount some doctors suggest as optimum for the whole body even. Iodine is also used throughout the body. It's just the first 1mg or so that goes to the high priority tissue in the thyroid. It also has uses in saliva, tears, stomach acid, breast for example.
This ^^ And I can personally attest to the iodine from seaweed being so helpful. Both selenium and vit A have worked great for me too
i hope your wife gets better soon, pat!
i would have recommended that stuff that de-ices your keylock
It must have been all the mustard
Is this a preface to the glorious return of “How hath god blighted Pat”? I always loved those segments in the old podcast.
this story has everything
medical maladies
baffled doctor
giant piss buckets
missing pets
secret holes in the walls
plumbing problems
frozen hoses
plaid shirts
I hope this story gets animated
Elmo hit Paige and Pat with the unblockable fake-out, then, showed them how he did it.
This is why Elmo goes 30-0 at EVO and all you losers flop out of brackets and get yelled at by LTG.
Invest in a cat cam. Theyre actually fascinating.
How have I gone my entire life without ever hearing about the medically necessary piss bucket?
Similar to Woolie, i also thought the story was gonna be "and on that day, Elmo solidified himself as 'PissBaby' " 😂😭
The biggest pisser to the whole 24 hr urine test is that from nearly 1.5 L of urine, only about 150 mL get used for the tests.
Why did i watch this whole clip?
Why was this clip uploaded?
Don't worry Pat, I live in clown world too 😅
More shinnenigans from Pat & Paige please!
Sooooo no Guinness book of world record?
Magma Diver
starring Elmo
I thought for sure that elmo drowned in a piss bucket
I think this would have been a better podcast title
I might be able to relate to Paige a little on this one because I got cancer once, and evidently the normal amount of white blood cells for a person my size at the time was supposed to be about five thousand and when they tested my blood the count came back roughly half a million, pretty much explaining why every inch of my body seemed to be suffering from inflammation.
Pat: Where is Elmo?
Me: Pause, Did the cat do what I think it did?
Was Pat pouring a glass of piss on himself the foreshadowing for the piss bucket?
I hope Paige is doing okay. Thyroid issues can be really rough!
Masterful fakeout. Stephen King wishes he could pen a narrative that matches Elmo finding a new favorite spot in quality
Hey, anyone know what the current BIS for this year is?
This is why I keep telling folks to avoid getting covid as best they can. So they don't need a piss jug (or worse)
That sounds like pregnant cat behaviour, although Elmo is a dude as far as I’m aware so he kinda just fucked off.
Also my dad has made the weird choice to leave the hose outside in winter for multiple years, works perfectly fine.
But like.... WHAT HAPPENED WITH PAIGE??
But what about Paige’s thyroid? Is she ok?
I wonder if all the McDonald's that she ate contributed to this problem...
Also WOW I've never heard of this kinda test good lord man. ☠️☠️☠️
Boy that Cat does not want to be around you...
Never had a Cat huh?
My friend, that’s just how cats work. If there’s a box they can fit, they’ll probably sleep in it for hours like he did. At least Elmo showed where he vanished unlike others who would just BAMF again the second you look away from them or act all normal until a vet visit’s coming up so they use it as a hiding spot.
@@diegomedina9637 I hate cats and the one in my house is always coming out of hiding to demand attention from me everytime I walk into that part of the house. Elmo is just well established to be a mostly "broken" specimen
Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
Like.
O.o
Thats not a good sign when cats start to hide like that.
all it means is they found a nice warm spot away from the winter cold to have a nap
Uhhh so, I don't know how the whole Thyroid levels story ended, but Pat if you see this fucking press the doctors to get her thyroid surgery at a reasonable timeframe. My dad has had hyperthyroid issues for the last half a decade, and has been delayed surgery the entire time due to covid etc (his original surgeon lost his license from anti-vax stuff.......), and it's clear that his thyroid is slowly killing him.
So like be extra assertive when the time comes, so that the lupus sickness golem doesn't get even more ill
I thought this was about republicans in congress. Oh well.
Right, democrats/liberals are no better. What do you think the term clown world came from. I'm not even republican most of us from the know that the left opposition are freaking mental.
I mean, true, but why would that be a castle super beast topic lmao
why tf would these canadian ass canadian boys talking about american politics?
imagine thinking there's actually 2 parties
wow, you're so fucking funny.
The Elmo story is just like my cats. They'll get upset with me and hide somewhere just to make me worry. And I live in a two room apartment, and still can't find the fuckers! This is apparently hilarious and can go on for hours. And unlike Elmo, they will not show me where they were hiding for the past 4-5 hours!