Battle Royale China - Three Kingdoms Total War
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- I got to play three kingdoms total war early! Although I only just uploaded it's a fun game.
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ISP:*shakes screen to pick faction*
Me:that’s the irl Chinese strat
OOOF
This is not ISP it's his impersonator
@@gamertelt9841 yes
Hello Morgan u didn't uploaded about ur mom being a weirdo
Uh
Don't diss the general with over 300 confirmed kills. I hear he's an expert in gorilla warfare.
Something tells me that the dlc button was the first thing to be created in this game
Take notes Paradox
@@jackscott7317 Damn! Beat me to it!
Was probably the very first concept art to.
You see when you buy the game you can touch the dlc but if you want to play the real game you will have to pay about 60 dollars more
Aeeee um br
4:55 You know that ISP was doing deals with the devil when he loses 666 men.
He lost 666 men so his leader would get 300+ kills in the next fight.
iSorrow: I have 440k subs
His mum: What did it cost?
iSorrow: EVERYTHING
Merely some sacrificial lamb for the slaughter.
General with 300 kills? That’s romance mode for you. I personally love that they made two modes, because it just adds more replay ability since I like both styles
Saw another YTer get 1,600 kills with their general.
If you're interested in high general killcounts, Tom and Ben are on a quest to see how many kills they can rack up on Lu Bu over on the Yogscast's Civilization channel.
@@DamnDaimen I'm getting Tyrion flashbacks from Warhams 2 Total War.
Sure, too bad historical mod is actually not realistic either. It only changes the general unit, and not in a fun way because the game has simply not been made to be played in realistic mod, they focused every aspects on the romance one.
Not saying the game is bad thought, but let's be honest : the realistic mod could have been much better.
In Warhammer 2 this is an everyday occurrence and its amazing.
You know ISP wanted to play as Dong Zhou but Alex already took it
I hope he play him anyway
ISP: *Battle Royal, China*
Me: Ah shit, here we go again.
Then it was whole again....... THROUGH COMMUNISIM!!
@@bcvetkov8534 never forget True China
@@iregreteverything360 Never will may God save Taiwan. Chaing-kai-shek will be avenged!
@Shark Raven I mean I'll take check over commies any day of the week. Shek is kick ass.
Sun* not shek
TBH the entire history of China is Battle Royale
SunYatSen's Republic: We have finally removed 5000 years of constant Battle Royale and is time to bring peace.
YunShiKai: Haha lol no.
Battle Royale: Free Tibet.
@@user-wu6xl4wq5q pulled a sneaky on ya
The history of Europe is battle royale too. You had at least one or several major wars in Europe every century.
@Novel First, the term battle royale is applicable whether the combatants are different countries or different countries that split up from a larger country. The geographic region of Europe was a battle royale for most of history as European nations were constantly at war with each other. Modern Europe as a geographic region and modern China as a geographic region (which is comparable in size to the continent of Europe) were basically both places of battle royale.
Second, modern China as we know it today was not created until relatively late in history. The present borders of China were created by the Qing Dynasty in the 17th century. You had many long periods where that region in East Asia was dominated by many different countries with not only different ethnic groups and languages, but people speaking entirely different language families. The period around when this TW3K game takes place is no different than the classical Roman Empire, which conquered many smaller kingdoms, then split into 3 factions in the Third Century AD, and then the Western Empire split into multiple smaller countries in the 5th century AD as foreign tribes and peoples overran it.
Hey uh isp you wanna make more empire content? Those have been my favorite
Is this some kind of ultra prequel for the Dong Saga
We've had the original
admiral Dong Vs japan
Dong 2 nuclear boogaloo
Dong the prequel (rise of the heavenly kingdom)
What is this dong zhuo and the sausage empire?
Is there some king of admiral Dong expanded universe?
Hey there buddy slow down there, Marvel might copy you off!
5:00 Lost "666" Troops, YOU SHALL BE GONE
why does this guy keep copying ISP AND he has more subs.
Its the same guy
@@maderamadityamahadika8548 no shit know what a joke is
@@maderamadityamahadika8548 r/whoosh
@@largeymargey5651 not funny didnt laugh
@@twolf4425 it's the lore idiots
He mentioned oversimplified
HE MENTIONED OVERSIMPLIFIED
Lmao Cao Cao is supposed to be a legendary near mythical figure in the Three Kingdoms period and you killed him in the first battle like that
I don’t think that was Cao Cao,Cao Cao killed the other guy in the first battle
China Battle Royale
That sums up Modern China perfectly
I love the little nod to Oversimplified that ISP made
The best chinese battle royale is the Mingsplosion
#ISPgang, this Isorrowproductions guy needs to stop stealing ISP identity!
Kong Rong is obsessed with education. However, I think even he'd vomit at the sight of modern Asian education.
India should have 69 kingdoms
That free royalty youtube music gets me everytime
(Europeans had crossbows for at least 5 centuries by the Three Kingdoms period)
the fun thing, this doesn't feel like an empty shell for dlc like certain other games.
Chinese dinasty: loses the mandate of heaven.
Chinese people: Ah, shit here we go again.
...so would it be funnier if ISP started pronouncing CC's name correctly as Cow Cow?
Hi
iSorrowproductions, I did in fact very much enjoy this video. I would also indeed like if you continue making videos about Three Kingdoms Total War. Your content makes me laugh. Good job, keep up the work!
Yes!
And this is it!
Ehem... @Oversimplified? Your video is being claimed by cool math games youtuber.
I would actually really enjoy a proper series of this game by you, I know it’s not your usual style, but I think it could be cool
I agree. That'd be awesome.
0:46
>didnt get a good look at name of video
>about to go back 5 seconds
>looks at up next
> Three Kingdoms - OverSimplified
do more as liu bei and beat your immortal enemy lu bu. Just rally a huge peasant army like england total war.
The capital is on fire, I've got there my army and emperor with me. Wait a minute! THE CAPITAL IS ON FIRE, I'VE GOT THERE MY ARMY AND EMEPEROR WITH ME! SCREW YOU GUYS, I'AM IN CHARGE!
As a DW and ROTK fan i cant WAIT for ISP to butcher these names
Three Kingdoms, One War
I'm actually really enjoying 3K at the moment. It's a breath of fresh air in the series.
I need more of this in my face, now.
BIG BITE BATTLE ROYAL!!!
6:37 Mount & Blade Warband beginning in a nutshell
A vid that mentions Three Kingdoms but not about the Korean Three Kingdoms...weird flex but ok
Damn it Kim, go back to working on your nukes.
Hey Kim, can you unite your country
In hoi4
Goguryu flexed too hard on the Chinese. Too OP to include in the game.
Silla!
@@kategrant2728 Not in this timeperiod. Gogureyo almost got wiped out in its wars against Tsao Wei after Wei captured its capital. Gogureyo didn't recover until decades later, and eventually managed to conquer the commanderies in the Korean pennisula originally set up by the Han Dynasty during the Jin Dynasty (after the Three Kingdoms) during the era of the "Uprising of the Five Barbarians."
Holy shit dude, what a perfect analogy for China/Taiwan. Killed me 1.5 million times over.
Bro, the ancient Greeks and Romans had crossbows. So we weren't THAT far behind.
Many a true NErd also gave a nice little overview of the TK situation..
Ah, yes, the Three Kingdoms, or as I know it, China's Battle Royale #3
no buddy, there was the first one, warring states, then the second one, Han kill Qin, then there is the Han kill Chu, then there is the Han VS 7 kingdoms.
This is the #4
The general is you playing mount and blade
China: the gang breaks up because of a electric boogaloo 3
China's been doing battle royale since 220 A.D
The first ad i got in this vid was a three kingdoms mod of the game hes playing lol
Are you gonna do a Dong Zhuo's Dine-ins, Drive-ins and Diabetes?
Holy crap it the day of the beast ever get your cross out 5:03
Seems like the generals follow mount and blades logic
I noticed the DLC button before I noticed the NEW button.
China keeps trying to glitch out of the map to get after Taiwan, but Taiwan ain't having it.
Romance mode is just the Warhammer version of the game. It's basically two games in one, not bad.
Theres a channel named ISP thats copying your content they just reached 100k
He never got the Clay Ox
Tiannamen Square is the og chinese battle royale
Only 300 kills?
That man must not have played Dynasty Warriors!
I'm interested in how the yellow turban uprising plays differently than the other factions, and hope you play this game more
Well for one you cant do diplomacy for a long time cause rebels. And also you will have to beat three empires instead of two
Battle Royale except its RTS/Turn Based
Love the idea.
Don't watch Oversimplified if this interests you. There are amazing TV adaptations and movies about this period providing countless of hours to enjoy. Diminishing all this quality entertainment with a 17 mins spoiler video is a sin no matter how good it is.
Dude uncool
lmao thats how it works one vs army
This isn't ISP
This game runs on my potato-with-a-screen of a computer better than Rome 2 does, and it's like 10x better. Best TW game since Napoleon.
This enraged ISP's father, who punished him severely.
the generals remind me of elephants in total war rome
when you book a plane to Hong Kong but end up in Beijing, You're now in Hong Rong :^)
We should learn more about Lady Brian. She was huge in the romance of the three kingdoms, right?
Did isp forget there's a historical mode and unit card options... maybe...?
Boar Vessel 600-500 bc Etruscan Ceramic makes an appearance.
WAIT THIS WASN'T MY ANIME
The TOtal War: Britainia map is 1:1 scale.
Okay I thought this game looked promising when I saw it was released and all of the positive reviews, but I wasnt gonna get it because I was never really into Chinese history, but after seeing how good this game is I seriously might pick this game up next steam sale
I have a feeling this dude and ISP are the same dude
I'm reading the book, but with a Wade's Giles translation, and holy crap all of the names are different. Tung chou = dung Zhou, tsao tsao = cao cao... I'm so confused
Chinese dialects use a different basic phoneme set to Indo-European derived languages. That makes it quite hard to represent sounds in Chinese with the Latin alphabet, which just doesn't have equivalents for some of them
Interesting... Tidbit....? ITS TIME FOR INTERESTING TIDBITS WITH ISP!!!!!
When you see a dlc before it even out you know they hold some of the game so you have to pay more. For me this game get a 5 out 10 and i'm not even at the game play.
I got an advertisement for three kingdoms it while watching the video is TH-cam ok?
extra history > oversimplified
Superior Chinese Battle Royale
this map is actually HUGE holy shit
Total War: Freaking Doms?
Who are these "Doms"?
Well to be fair Chinese romance movies set in the warring era period the generals can destroy a whole army and you did pick the romance mode soo..
Can we get an epic victory battle royal
TWTK would be nice if you made more of it
that scene where you use one guy to kill all, that happen to me when i was playing warhammer as brettonia, i lost all my guys except my lord and i killed 2 giant cygors with just one guys and killed a bunch of brayherds
Play Knights of honor. Its an old school Paradox map game. :)
*read comment hoping to find oversimplified references or related jokes*
*doesn't find any*
Dude, uncool
Bill wurtz references are present though...
Ñeflen when no one comments about oversimplified: You fat ill bred boyS
this game is going to be banned in china because it shows taiwen as not part of one china
No, this is an acceptable way to do it, because it is 100% historically accurate
I got an ad to vote for the Greek Communist Party i think they probably watch ISP too
If he doesn’t pick cao cao I’m unsubscribing.
You should have pursued Lu Bu
8:29 never watched Red Cliff?
2:09 wow I didn’t know america existed back then
Who would win, an entire unit of soldiers or one horse boi?
This Romance mode nicely combines the classic historical experience with the more fantastical experience that warhammer brought to total war. it would be pretty cool if you did more of this
Major DLC-Expansions should be like Shogun 2 format
Prequel era DLC-Expansions: Warring States Period and or
Xiongnu-Han War
Sequel era DLC-Expansion:
Mongol Invasion
AH! CHINA MUST GROW LARGER!
Play CK2 A Song of Ice and Fire Mod (If you haven’t read the Books or etched the Show, pls watch it, it’s really good...until season 7 at least)
WE NEED A TASTEFUL REVIEW!
play Geopolitical simulator 4, im sure you will lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee it
I love new donate chinese version of Fortnite