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@@blaze2250 😱
No youre not :(
I don't know if I'm allowed to watch people who eat cheese flavoured macro plastics. See 3:56 for reference.
in Russia, free medicine and free education. Of course, these are pathetic fragments of what was in the USSR, but nevertheless, most countries did not dream of such a thing
As an American my favorite way to describe America is that we are just 50 different war states in a trench coat.
Lol that’s great
With a defense budget to rival God...
Ah another line crosser enthusiast
England: You really are just a war tribe.
The term Soccer was actually invented by the British in the 1800's as a way to distinguish itself from Rugby. Both went under the term football, "Rugby Football" became just Rugby and "Association Football" became Soccer. The British stopped calling it Soccer around the 1980's and stuck with Football. Now what North Americans (mainly US and Canada) call Football came from a variation of Rugby and Soccer called "Gridiron Football" back in the 19th Century, eventually coming up with its own set of rules to further distinguish itself from Rugby and Soccer because early Gridiron Football was very similar to both games. As for why Americans and Canadians stuck to Soccer, I guess they just decided to keep it to make that distinction between both games Gridiron Football and Association Football (soccer), but yeah Soccer was a British term.
In Ireland, we have another type of football. Gaelic Football. So, we mention three different types of football
@@AgentPrimus Never heard of Gaelic Football before. I'm gonna have to look into it.
Of course we win those. The lion ain't even got fists.
They've got that Khajiit race bonus tho
@@skipmanghondarg+10 base damage is OP. Give them heavy gauntlets and they slap real hard!
We got Florida man, lion don't stand a chance
The word "Soccer" was actually invented by the British.
another reason to not like the british
And it predates "football."
Kinda like how American English is a derrivative of old english.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
There's a lot of words like that. Aluminum for one. It was coined as aluminum but the British then switched to aluminium, and they try to take the moral high ground... We Americans are just following the way YOU BRITS originally had it. Yall are the weird ones for switching.
@@JayTohab A lot of terms in British English that are different from American English are a result of English changing after the first wave of colonists departed(If you arrive in The Americas with 1,000 people who all speak British English but there are 20,000 people there who speak American English, then naturally the new people you brought will assimilate linguistically with the majority). Some were natural changes to the language, and some originated in the wealthy/noble upper classes in Britain as a way to further differentiate themselves from the lowly colonists.
I searched "Florida Man September 13". This is what I got:
A 70-year-old man has been accused of slamming a child to the ground at a playground after yelling that kids were making too much noise.
12:15 NAH THAT TOOK ME A MINUTE, THATS CRAZY💀💀. Now I cant look at spongebob without being reminded of this
3:45 This is actually a (somewhat) common misconception. “American” cheese, or as you call it, “fake” cheese is actually regular cheese mixed with some additives, most notably sodium citrate (basically table salt and citric acid) which allows it to be pasteurized without the fats separating. In a nutshell, American cheese is just salty, slightly acidic cheese.
As an American living in the deep south, I can confirm that you can buy hunting rifles, shotguns, and all the ammo you need for said guns at the local Walmart. It's between the automotive and sporting good departments.
Not even a joke.
Not knowing what your own country's bird sounds like is the most American thing ever.
An ambulance ride is a few grand. This is why people would rather uber to the hospital
4:11
This is unironically true. The Walmart where I live sells some guns, those being mostly shotguns or rifles; the kinds you'd use for hunting, NOT machine guns or anything crazy.
Even most gun stores don't sell full autos for several reasons.
15:47 mine is "Florida man attempts to board plane with rocket propelled grenade launcher" and tbh sounds like a casual day in America
I went to get a checkup. I had a list of what I needed to do. Paid upfront and in full. A month later they billed me again. They had increased the price we originally agreed upon. It was an 2/3s of what I already paid that they were asking for.
When I called about it, they said "sorry, but that responsibility lies on you"
Most ironic part is one of the random junk mail they sent me said they are against surprise billing.
Thanks St. Alphonsus, never going there again (nor anyone I know if I can help it)
And thank you United States for such great healthcare.
4:43 the dog knows that there is a alien nearby
Unphased and unbothered by these memes. Reddit not bringing the heat today.
spoken like a true murican o7
@@Aquwa_VT if you really want to set an American off just say " I hope California's move to your area"
@@Aquwa_VT All you need to know about the us of motherfucking A is that we love guns and our 2nd amendment
@@CaTa_VT god I hate that state and everything they stand for...
@@CaTa_VT its sad that people who voted for California to do what it's doing are going to other states and are voting for the exact same thing not having learned a thing
Fist fight. The moment the lion uses claws or bite it automatically loses. It gotta box like everyone else 😂
Yep, i live in the USA. You can buy guns in the supermarket
I dunno about that. I've seen them in Wal-Mart, but that's a big box store.
The one that does surprise me is how common guns are in pawn shops.
4:27 I’m British and I believe that I can beat a lion in a fist fight. Lions don’t have fists after all.
Ya they just have knife hands, what could go wrong?
@@0v_x0 Not fists, so that’s against the rules.
15:28 I got "Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his" lmao this is a fun game
Huh. I got Florida man cuts off wife's lover's penis with scissors. Might be a weird day for penises.
Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Responders
this is impactful, because I actually am a florida man...
Fun fact: the flag on the moon is actually French, not American.
It was sun-bleached white.
15:28. I got “Blood-Soaked Florida Man on Bicycle Arrested for Forcing Potato Chips on 8-Year-Old Boy”
WTF!!!
I got "Florida man indicted after trying to cross the Atlantic via hamster wheel" XD
i got "Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window"
Florida Man Involved in Accident Asks Troopers for Permission to Leave the Scene to Get More Meth
Machete-wielding naked Florida man attacked mailboxes
I got "Florida man arrested in Illinois after throwing an old toilet at a board of education building."
What is happening in florida?
(Also this was happened this year)
15:27 I've got two:
1 - "Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets"
2 - "Florida man arrested after breaking into a restaurant and cooking himself a hamburger"
Mine was "Florida man found with live grenade and clown mannequin in the passenger seat inside truck"
Freedom intensifying
Hi TH-cam! Hope you’ve enjoyed this video! Let me know what Florida man you got in the comments! Search Florida man + your birthday 😂
@@Aquwa_VT I was about to search but the guy in the video has my same birthday 🤣
February 10th - "Florida Man arrested for throwing alligator through Drive-Thru window."
@@Aquwa_VT "Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say" 😰
June 20th - Florida Man Left Behind Debit Card at Gas Station He Broke Into
November 25th: Mostly naked Florida man accused of spreading feces during school break-in
2:57 Assuming she didn't sleep and taking into account time for the phone to call him, she would be calling him every 5 seconds for an entire week.
Here in England we do have our own cryptids, from a giant black dog with glowing red eyes (which I've seen myself) to Brownies and Boggarts, Brownies are small hairy people who help you with chores, Boggarts are what Brownies turn into if you mistreat them, they play pranks on you and generally F up your life, the worst part is they'll follow you around until you're dead
Don't forget the gimps.
3:12
The Glocktopus
13:38, the response you get back after saying "Sorry, we dont have to worry about being bombed by our neighbors" is usually a fire starter, just like my house
4:24 until the early 2010s rioting started, Walmart used to have a dedicated cabinet aisle to guns but because of those riots they had to remove them
8:46 the reason kinder eggs like those were banned was because someone nearly died choking on the internal capsule so now we're only allowed to have the kinder joy eggs
Wait until she finds out about the United States cheese cave.
The Fat Electrician has a good video on it.
Why would she be surprised? Canada has a lake-sized maple syrup perserve.
U.S.A. have banned "Kinder Eggs" but here in Brazil we still have and it's called "Kinder Ovo" and there is the other version called "kinder joy" too. 🥚
Australia sitting over here pretending it doesn't have its own version of football
The ironic thing is about gun violence it happens a lot more in the bigger, democratic cities. Where there is more gun control.
its almost as if bad guys will get guns and don't care for laws and so will be able to cause more violence with the knowledge of no to little Guns around, remember kiddos: good people with guns are more quicker to stop bad people with guns by either the bad ones not knowing who has a gun vs knowing little to no one has a gun
The what 🙂
@@ParadiseDB7 WDYM 🤨
@@Angelofvengeance really think about it bud I believe in you!
@ParadiseDB7 Do you think it doesn't happen as much?
There is a gun shop right next to the laundromat I go to. *FREEDOM INTENSIFIES* 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
freshness to die for
5:42 Fun Fact: HOA’s are not allowed to prevent someone from flying the American flag in their yard, there’s a big story about a WW2 vet that was told he couldn’t by his HOA, and it became national news
Mine was “Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt”
America is a research project
So far not bad.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 if you say so buddy
@@davidesmacchia351we have had roughly 250 years as a country... I'd say we are in a pretty good spot for how young we are. Especially with how much the rest of the world relies on us.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 More like a trainwreck. Went terribly wrong and there's now there's nothing you can do to stop it
the nation was supposed to be the great experiment.
Aquwa knows what's up - those "cheese" slices ARE the best for grilled cheese! I also like them melted into my scrambled eggs.
The ice cream truck thing reminds me of the ice cream barges in WWII. Apparently the US logistics in the Pacific were organized well enough and the military budget was high enough they just had entire *ships* that existed for the sole purpose of producing ice cream at an industrial scale for sailors and Marines. According to some stories Japanese soldiers and officers became demoralized when they found out about that. Just think about that for a moment: the US logistics and supply chain was so well organized that not only could luxuries be trivialized, but it *accidentally* became a tool of psychological warfare.
Not only can you buy guns at the supermarket, there was a news article a week ago about the first ammo vending machine in texas
Da hell is goin on down in Texas?!
@@LilyMaeBlossom people are kinda shaky on the AI face scanner part of it.
11:13 - Fun fact, the name "soccer" comes from England. We started using it, then they abandoned it.
It's been a while since I was in School, but School was "free", when you reached College you had to buy your own books (before that they're supplied to you), but otherwise free.
As it's been uh... over 20 years, I don't quite remember, but I remember that my most expensive book was almost $300 and I just refused to buy it, so I sat next to another person for the entire semester for that class so I could read from their book.
The first floor thing is also common in Italy, we call the American first floor "piano Terra"
Fun fact: The British actually coined the name "Soccer" it was used with another word "Rugger" to differentiate between Association Football and Rugby Football.
I did the search and got "Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Forman grill" for a headline.
I got florida man trying to cross Atlantic Ocean during a Hurricane in a hamster wheel.
😂😂😂
15:26 Florida man accused of stealing gator from golf course, threw it around to teach ‘it a lesson"
15:28 mine is October 06 "Florida man accused of planning to distribute over $1.8K worth of misbranded erectile dysfunction pills"
15:27
mine is "Florida Man Haunts Beaches Dressed As 'Grim Reaper' Says Governor Should Require Masks Statewide"
11:18 I'm American, and I've been watching lots of people from across the pond react to a bunch of American things. Something I've learned from those kinds of videos, is that the term 'soccer' was coined by Europeans.
I win the florida man thing. "Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles".
I searched florida Man march 5, and i got "Florida man attempts to board plane with rocket propelled gernade launcher"
Bro the last one actually works when I looked up my birthday (June 11) first result that I got was Florida man sipping bourbon at stops signs claims he didn’t “drink and drive” I’m dying 💀💀💀
We still have Kinder eggs.. kind of..
You take the wrapper off and it's two sides of a plastic egg with covers over each. One side has a toy, the otherside has two crunchy chocolate balls in hazelnut syrup.
Your voice is so soothing that I turn on your videos when I go to sleep
5:46 That actually happened, and it happened to a ww2 veteran who ended up complaining to the press. It got national attention and even got both the democrats and the Republicans to work together and basically blasted the HOA for being absolute dickheads.
0:15 IM COMING FROM CANADA WHERE WE DRINK SYROP YEEEeEEeEEEEE
1:25
The meme isn’t even joking. There is no sugarcoating of any kind. That is quite literally what the patented “rat trap” would have looked like.
God bless America
They actually did this to try to get around anti booby trap laws iirc
8:23 I'm like 80% certain the picture is actually the 2020 presidential election results. Though the meme isn't far off, the places with the more strict gun laws typically have more gun violence than those with more relaxed gun laws. In fact, there's a county in Georgia where it's actually illegal to not own at least one gun per household and they haven't had a murder or something like that in like 60 or so years
13/52
Makes perfect sense: Places with gun issues would be more likely to make laws about them, so it's just logical that places with gun issues also in short order have gun laws in response to them happening, and have both because those don't work since people who don't follow the law in the first place, won't follow the gun law either, while places that took other approaches than anti-gun-laws, approaches that at least partially worked, then had reduced gun crime.
@@falsnamae3511 even with your "correlation, not causation" take, it still sound p good.
@@falsnamae3511 more anti gun laws just make law abiding citizens softer targets since the criminals have less fear for their life.
Break ins in the US are for more likely to happen when the homeowner isn’t home compared to Britain where the majority of break ins still have the resident present. The criminal knows that they are likely to be okay breaking into a home in Britain since they are unlikely to have a gun (and Britain having a lack of self defense laws as it is on the court to determine what is “reasonable” force)
12:12 this is such a true statement lol
12:57 The most accurate measure of wind speed.
My birthday Florida man: July 12 - Florida Man Gives Sheriff Fake Name to Avoid Arrest, Turns Out the Name Has Multiple Warrants
XD
You god damn right im here for my favorite VTuber ❤❤❤❤❤
i got an health ads after chat answer to this 7:23
15:28 - I got “Florida Man Known As “The Monkey Whisperer” Pleads Guilty To Federal Charges For Trafficking Protected Primates”
About the guy who was paid to go to college,here in Cuba some students from Angola and Haiti were paid monthly by their governments to study here with the condition that they will work in their countries once they graduated
Edit:In some buildings the First Floor is considered lobby only and the second floor is counted as the "first floor"
Florida man 11 November:Florida man accused of lashing out a fast food worker over lack of lettuce on his sandwich 😂😂😂
Its Florida
15:27
Mine for Florida is: "Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act"
December 3, 2018
As an American I approve this video
I did the Florida man thing and on my birthday a Florida man was arrested for a DUI because he went through a bank drive thru thinking it was a taco bell drive thru and it was hilarious
A lot of walmarts carry guns. Then again, you can basically get anything at walmart, a new car battery, a tire change, an optometrist visit, groceries, a bike, school supplies, baby clothes, and a nintendo switch.
"Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek: report"
4:31 It's coming from the women who picked the bear.
"The rest of the world calling it football" uh... Australia is right here. We call it soccer because we have our own version of football
The bald eagle sounds like styrofoam on glass.
11:19 same in South Africa.
Soccer is soccer here in SA. American football is American style rugby to us. To those who don't know are team, we're the Springboks and we have been call the most brutal, feared and aggressive team in the world. We don't even use any padding or safety gear.
I love how every European freaks out about the guns in the US like their knife violence and stabbings aren’t just as bad
Do they still have acid attacks I remember that being in the news some years ago
huh? like there is no way you compare the threat of a knife to the threat of a gun. You can at least protect yourself against a knife, against a gun you cant do shit.
@@Richard-gq3pmThere's really only so much you can do against a knife. It isn't like in the movies. Plus, bullets aren't death rays.
Nah knife can't so shit if you ran away. It's not a range weapon like guns@@slydoorkeeper4783
@@slydoorkeeper4783 like at the very least you can always run away from a knife, you can beat up the guy, you can gang up on him, you can find a better longer range weapon, also a knife wielder needs to have more skill and determination to actually do something. Against a gun you cant do nothing I mentioned plus a gun wielder might not even actually understand the severity of their actions since all they are doing is is pressing one button. I dont believe you guys are comparing guns to knives, that is actually crazy to me. How many times do you kill wild animals with a knife. Have you ever killed a deer with a knife?? Why tf do you think people use guns for that?
Just a FYI. Tech speaking, USA and Canada call Soccor by its original name. If you actually look into its origins. The one time America does not change something just to be different, the rest of the world does it.
4:11 My reaction when I heared that you can buy guns and bullets in pharmacies in the US.
Which makes me think: Are bullets considered a medical treatment in the USA? ^^'
I mean, it's probably an effective way to end your depression.
Florida man accused of robbing victim who refused to buy him Wendy's chicken nuggets
The reason that every English speaking country calls it soccer is because England named it soccer until the 1990s when they thought it was too American so th3y changes their minds lol. A lot of older British people still call it soccer.
Somehow not surprised Aquwa is Canadian, it's probably the speaking French from another video
15:17 damn 81 notifications is crazy
"Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand" 😂
15:27 i got "Florida man throws pizza at father after learning he helped give birth to him" what the fu
4:34 “Where does this confidence come from?” It comes from the fact that _lions don’t even have fists_ . Haha Checkmate!
8% believe they can beat a lion unarmed .
The other 92% are still alive
1:25 As an American that may or may not be from 1882 I can say that this is true however real bullets were mostly not used instead blanks were and you may wonder "How does a blank kill something, it has no bullet" well actually there's a thing that blanks do fire that every other bullet fires also and that is very hot and rapidly expanding gas and lots of pressure basically if you sat right next to the barrel of a gun firing (in front of it or to the side at point blank range) depending on the caliber that gas and pressure can either mangle a finger or blow your face off so what's stopping a blank pistol round at point blank range from splattering the brains of a household pest? Nothing.
Good morning Aquwa. I hope you have a nice weekend. Don't go working too hard (I know you will though)
cataaaa!! thank you as always for the dono!! hope you had a good day at work!!
the USA sometimes really puts the "special" into special edds
Those pretzel cheese dip things have the same cheese as Velveeta, so you can eat it by the brick.
Craft american cheese singles were first sold in Canada.
00:15 as a Portuguese i felt that... Yes, we are in fact not a free nation.
We Brits do have ice cream vans. I'm guessing OP was just thinking that it's not quite the same as an on-demand delivery service.
Also mine is "MMA Coaches Take Down Florida Man Trying to Steal Pokémon Cards"
walmart used to sell hunting weaponry, so pump-actons and bolt-actions, but only at the super centers (yes we have giga walmarts) They also used to sell ammunition, though from what I heard they not doing that anymore
you can only buy firearms from licensed FFL dealers in the US, which includes little to no supermarkets; you can't just walk into a Sam's Club and walk out with a Deagle or AR
elections should be settled by playing civilization on max difficulty
also "Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food"
Yeah these are all way too actuate. Thanks for your reaction videos Aquwa, it really helps get me through the day
Loved the video @Aquwa_VT! Can't wait for the next video Girl! July 4th, 1776 was the Date The Original 13 Colonies declared Independence from the British Empire for Taxing us even though we never had any representation in Parliament, Stationing Soldiers in our own homes and the Real Reason behind the First Two Battles of the Revolutionary War (Yorktown and Concord) being the Fact that the British were going to take away the Muskets we had at the time for Hunting and then blowing up the Warehouses they were stored in. That alone is why we have the Right to Keep and Bear Arms, Because a Dictatorship tried to Infringe upon our Rights, Liberties and Persuits of Happiness by Simply Taking away the Means to Defend them. And that's how the United States of America was Started.
Also, pretty much nobody across the World has any sort of Mental Health Institution. America was the last to Shut down NIMH (National Institute of Mental Health) in the Late 1980's during Ronald Reagan's Second term when he was starting to get Early Onset Alzheimer's. No one in the Government wanted to admit this as it would mean that Congress would have to invoke the 25th Amendment and thus Swear in George H.W. Bush as president to fill out however many years in office were left. The Democrats at the time saw this as an opportunity for More Votes and Even More Chaos as the Patients of these Mental Institutions were just Kicked out. And about 10 years after that, we had Columbine, especially considering that everyone was crouched in a Corner like if it was a Drive-by Shooting when in reality the Gunman was in the Building going door-to-door firing on anyone that he came across. These People look at others Suffering by their hand and just Smile and Laugh with joy, they're sick hence why they have and always will be called "Psychopaths" and they should not be out in Public. And yes, it's true that Most of the Crimes and Mass Shootings you hear about in the U.S. Are in Areas controlled by the Democrats or their RINO (Republican In Name Only) Puppets.
Let me know what you think about this and I'll catch you in your next video Girl!
9:58 In my contry (not Britain), we also call it "The first floor", that's because the one under it is called "rez de chaussé", wich i don't know how to translate in english ;-;
It's also because technically, it's not a floor, since it's on the ground at least that's how i understood it
It's ground floor in German as well. In most elevators ground floor is numbered "0" above is "1", "2" and so on and below "-1", "-2"...
I'm not american but we are very close neighbors(south). The most surreal thing i've seen is that one time i was on summer vacation with my aunt who lives in the US (my visa was about to expire so we wanted to visit her before that) i was 7 years old when we wanted to make a stop at the local Walmart(this was in New Mexico) and while my aunt was buying groceries i wanted to make a quick stop to the electronics section to check on some ps2 games. Right then and there my brain took a screenshot when to my surprise there where various rifles being displayed next to the electronics section... i don't know if it still is this way or walmart eventually did something about it.
Yes some Walmarts sell guns.