The Worst Smoke Sesh of All Time
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
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In todays video, I talk about the worst smoke sesh of all time. I hope you enjoy!
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ayyy lets gooo smoke time
goby goby goby 🧎🏾🙌
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Come to Michigan bro I live in metro Detroit. More dispos than Starbucks. Cheap as fuck right now. I'm talking 25 dollar ozs of runtz cause there's so much of it right now
bro I'm from Peoria 😂, it really is a shit hole man
Some of Goblin's greatest quotes from this video:
"I was happy at this point, I was kinda glad he's in a toxic relationship"
"I'd rather have Hitler at the sesh, it could have been more chill"
"I would say free that guy, but he did some horrible shit"
Keep doing these quotes on each video bro they funny asf
@@Positive_Mindset22 deadass bro
You def gotta keep doing the “goblins greatest quotes” lmao, that’s awesome
fire quotes, I'm at 9:09 so I literally just heard the 1st one, the 3rd one earlier, and the 2nd one has me concerned 😂
you kinda cute not gonna lie
“I would say free that guy but he did some horrible shit” you’re killing me man
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
and then not 2 mins later he said so anyways i got weed from my coke guy shoutout to him
Wonder what the guy did tho
@@julianweijers7079 abused his infant daughter
@@julianweijers7079 knew i wasn’t the only one wondering lmao
carl:cheats on his girl
also carl: she tweakin
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,.
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄…..
You: stupid
@@Stephen-kt2njshut up fed
I just found out my 16 year old childhood cat’s kidneys are failing and today has been awful. Thanks for the bed time story goblin. I will say this is truly impeccable timing.
sorry to hear that, keep ya head up bro bro
@@boybarbiee appreciate that my man. He’s on an IV therapy right now I’m just hoping I get to spend a little more time with him before he passes. Thanks for the kind words goblin fans are the best
Hope you're holding up well, friend.
🙏 sleep good internet friend hang in there
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,..
"...Because he's on the phone arguing, he ain't in the rotation, and we get to hit these blunts even more... so I'm sorta glad he's in a toxic relationship.!"
Fuckin lost it, making the best outta everything eh Gobby 😝🤣
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Facts that was funny. Then when she started melting the PlayStation and he started laughing about it
i’m fucked out of my mind and this is immaculate timing. good ups gobby ❤
I think we’re all just degenerates
my ears ringing 🎉
@@blemarr1691 my parents did I say I'm an alcoholic but idk, sounds like quitters talk
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯.,..
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾,...
Goblin with the immaculate timing as always
Ong, im literally hitting my rosin pen looking for something to watch and this video was at the top of my feed😂
@@truefatgod most definitely I’m really fuckin drunk
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,,
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Ong bro I fuckin sent back an eighths of shrooms, checked TH-cam and a FOOKIN GOBLIN VIDEO MATE LETS GOOOOO
You consistency with uploading is somehow helping with my depression whenever I wanna drink I see a video and it delays that's idea I love ya and all you do
Keep on keeping on bro
chin up bro you got this
Hope you’re doin good
keep it up man you got this it’s one step at a time
Weird cus his videos make me drink lol
I’m over here dying at this lmao, wish we all could smoke with you gob😂
“She tried to light your fucking playstation on fire”
i’m literally in tears rn😭😭
4:50 "I would say free that guy but he did something horrible" shit had me dying
I found it funny because in a previous video he did say “free that guy” 😂
His plug beat on his babymomma when she was pregnant. He mentioned it one time
@@cheeman5995 lmaoooo he found out in the news 😭
“I would say free that guy, but he did something horrible, so I’m not gonna say free that guy” 🤣🤣🤣
“Three quarters of an hour” gob just say 45 minutes
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
perfect timing for the past 5 years goblin needed every single one of your videos 🙏
4:25 “three quarters of an hour” had me looking around the room for a sec😂
Yo goblin, I’m depressed in life and I just threw up and shit but this came in clutch and made my night man
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
I feel you man. Stay strong.
Why yoi so depressed and why did you throw up?
Ayy if you squeeze your left thumb in your hand it stops you from yacking pro tip
@@phillysoldier most of the time yacking can be a good relief when you’re feeling like shit
Great timing, Aussie Federal Police found me, currently riding in the backseat of the paddywagon listening to this to take my mind off the 71 charges coming my way.
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,..
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄..
There’s no way bro
Bros gonna reply in 8 years
Free that man Braddles 😭
This was one of the best story times from you 😂
always love it when goblin randomly name drops places in IL, being from super rural Illinois its just so funny to hear other people shit talk peoria and other places lmao
ong that peoria shit funny asl 😭
I was dying when goblin said he got up to save the PlayStation. True gamer. Had my dying
Bro said he would’ve rather had hilter at the sesh😭😭😭😭😭 goblin buddy I laughed out loud at that one 😂
So hyped. usually I have to watch your old stuff while you ain't posting storytimes but glad you came out with another and I just know it's gonna be a banger.
i was drinking water and choked when you said you'd rather have hitler at the smoke sesh instead of the girl 9:50
Needed this rn gob thank you
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯.,...
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
4:27 3/4 of an hour😂😂 my boy jus say 45 mins I had to do sum math
That moment when you need to have the “she tried to light your PlayStation on fire” conversation
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,..
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄...
We all just here chillin before bed smoking 😂 everybody we need a discord watch party for goblin 😂
Its always a good day when Gobby uploads ❤
From a person who’s lived in Arkansas my whole life and drove through rural Illinois, I can confirm that Illinois is indeed “Arkansas tier”
As a fellow brother from Arkansas I can whole heartedly agree
Its a bird, its a plane, no! Its a hoot and a holler, and a true banger if you will. Goblin bedtime stories hit different 🛏
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯.....
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Lol, can you imagine smoking with Hitler?
Bandon: man my mouth is so dry, and all we have is oj. Can we get some more beverages?
Hitler: yeah, I hate the Juice.
Carl: oh here we go...
Hitler: JUICE! I SAID JUICE! Though now you mention it, did you know they control the media, and admissions boards at art school...
Random chick: * melting a play station*
This was beyond a hoot and a holler, a true master piece right here 🍻
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
Revisiting this classic. One of the greatest goblin stories ever
new goblin while stoned is really a hoot
“You’re gonna end up in Peoria, that place is a shithole” been here all my life, I agree LMAO
This video had me dying of laughter cheers goblin for another banger of a video
I’m trippin sack right now and the timing that you dropped this video couldn’t have been better. Love ya gobby!
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,..
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
I’m 99% sure Goblin uses Bluetooth brain chips on his subs to know the ideal time to drop a bedtime banger
delete this bro
LOL
you've revealed too much dude
@@TheGBLN😂😂😂
“ I would say free him but he did something horrible so I’m not”
“So yeah I got the weed from coke guy shout out to him” 😂 goblin wtf
damn bro hit us with that crazy timing as usual
I never heard of you before but I’m only 34 seconds in and I subbed and turn on post notifications. I can tell your stories are going to be bangers
I also seen you on dope as yola podcast as well
tuckin my ass in to bed like always thx gobby 🙏
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,..
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..
goblin videos are the michael jordan of youtube videos
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯 ,..
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..
A hoot and a holler if I will? I will gobby, I will
This is the most I’ve ever heard you laughing video LMAO I love it
Thank you Gobby for this absolute banger
Goblin dropping banger after banger like always
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Nah but fr, keep it up with all the hoot and hollers, gob. we appreciate it and notice the hard work
I wish I knew what goblin is talking about
We need another drunk stream 😂
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
Just got off a 13 hour shift and the first thing I do is click the notification to this video. Makes my day every time
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
Love you Goblin, you make everyone's day better fr 💯
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯..
tested and trusted 🍄
Gobs description of Illinois is spot on
Have y’all seen the other gobcast channel it’s actually insane
the excitement i get when goblin uploads 💀
always perfect timing to drop a hoot i jus smoked 73 pounds of dmt and boofed 7 syringes full of heroin 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏
Boutta be a party
Bro delivered a fucking Banger with this video 🔥💯
THANK YOU FOR THIS BANGER GOBLIN 🙏🏼💚
Whenever gbln pops up on yt its prefect timing.
I love you dude! keep up the great work sir
Now that's not a hoot or a hollar, until you look back on it. lmao I love this video keep the stories coming
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
First
Gobby: you should really block her and never talk to her again dude
Carl: yeah I know
Bruh 🤣
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
tested and trusted 🍄
Gobby back to back with bangers, one time for the gang FREE SKI INSTRUCTOR
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,..
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
currently waiting for the plug to show up thanks for the entertainment while i wait
took my first trip level dose of shrooms for my 18 birthday have a goodnight gobby love the content
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
I bought a 98’ Yukon in Peoria. Good truck, great town.
“3 quarters of an hour”😂
I love this man's sponsorship with my bookie. I love watching him succeed!
as someone who lives in southern illinois, he is absolutely correct.
12:01 poor Goblin's dog, getting scalded by him!
This was the funniest shit I’ve ever watched I just cried laughing for 7 minutes
Damn gob did you have a stroke placing that stealth bomber 7.42
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯..
tested and trusted 🍄
Did not expect goblin's best vid to come out tonight
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
Just got off work to long ago and took a good ahh shower rolled a good ahh joint I go to TH-cam and Boom a goblin vid da bro gobby has god tier timing Bru
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,...
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄,..
This was funny as shit much love from New Zealand mate
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
Bro. GOBLIN my guy with the incredible timing 💪 I'm making weed brownies and it'll be ready when the vid is over 💯 here's to you bro 🍻
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,..
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
"i also wasn't tryna leave yet, because i was tryna smoke some more"
Love your videos man thanks for the consistent banging content
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
lighting the playstation on fire 😭 you literally can't make this shit up!! 😂
yo i just started producing my SICK BEATS! go check em out dawg!!!
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
This is the funniest story I’ve heard in a MINUTE lmfao
Trailer park boys tier trailer I’m dead lmaoooo tpb one of my fav shows
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯...
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾..
Goblin is the ultimate hangover cure
Really enjoyed this story, wish you had more stories with these guys. Great video Nick!
Goblin good timing just got back from drowning my fish 💯
“Mobile mansion” lol 😂
Goblin views be like perfect timing as if we aren't always fkd up
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,....
Impeccable timing lmao
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
I know its like obvious at this point but dude spectacular timing, just sparked and seen the gobby vid and it made my night before i even watched it.
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,,...
..he gat the best🍄💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
goblin literally describes my town, and I’m in central IL, goblin you gotta tell me what town you is talkin bout 😂😂😂
tripping absolute balls rn gob got that impeccable timing
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,..
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
Goblin. I am so fucked up I can’t believe you just posted. I love you
As someone form arkansas, arranging a sesh is hell bro, the closest anything is 1 hour away, but hella smoke shops though.
She could have actually burnt his trailer down dude lmao
Holy fuck I am so cross faded rn and this is just what I need
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,..
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
U aint have to do Peoria like that gob 😂😭😭ts is pame asf tho
These consistent uploads got my mornings made👏
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,..
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄,..
The back to back
Bangers
👆👆look up that handle, he ships swiftly, and he got shrooms, Dmt, lsd, mmda, psilocybin, chocolate bars, he's got a lot..🍄💊🍄🍫💯,..
tested and trusted 🍄tested and trusted 🍄
as someone who frequently travels between st louis and chicago the last 15 years, this man isnt lying there isnt shit in Illinois outside of chicago (aside from the strip clubs in east stl lmao)