Wasting time cutting the stalks from the spinach and cooking it to death yet puts raw unwashed rice and doesn't add stock to cook it. Then is shocked that its crunchy because she thinks she didn't cook it long enough. This woman is beyond words. Thank god she's not my mum. And all the words congealed into one word? Wtf you on? Beyond thick. Adds an egg to make it soft instead of water or stock? I'm no master cook but even a child knows you need water atleast to make it soft not an egg.
This lady had me fooled. I've watched so many videos and thought, "No way. Just, now way. This can't be real." But, now that I've watched this one, I am wholly convinced that this entire channel is deliberately being done this way. Well done!
Kay that is a remarkable and very innovative way to make risotto. I'm glad you've done away with the liquid- it just makes things wet - like my eyes when I watch you cook. Keep up the good work! X
Hi Kay and Liam, this is my favorite channel on TH-cam hands down, thank you! (polite tip - dry rice always needs some form of liquid for it to become soft) xx
@@misschristie8416 yeah the dumb part was mean, but come on! These two never ate out or know anything about cooking...we are talking, BASICS! boiling rice is just something all humans with brain cells should know
I mean anyone of you have ever made a risotto? To make risotto you won’t boil it! The risotto it’s toasted and then slowly cooked using stock, we did toast it though, just missing to cook the rice !!
You don't need to take the stalks off the spinach...and you never boil it in water 😲. When you make risotto, you put rice in pan and dry fry for a minute at most, then you pure in stock a little at a time, allowing the rice to soke up the stock each time..before adding more of the stock and keep repeating the process..until the stock is used up. Keep stirring with a wooden spoon. Then put a couple of handfuls of baby spinach...straight in at the end with the parmesan cheese...and seasoning then it is cooked. Spinach only takes seconds to cook...thats why its best to add at the end,
Youre supposed to simmer risotto with chicken stock or vegetable stock (or any stock but theyre my fav) and keep stirring till its soft 🤣 love your videos though they always make me laugh. Keep them up!
Lee needs to stop trolling his mom and tell her the truth: her food is crap! And then maybe she will finally learn that rice needs to be boiled in water and that adding an egg is NOT required for every recipe!
How can these two people not know that rice needs to be boiled? Have they never read the package directions in their whole life? Have they never seen a tv show where they are making rice?Have they never seen another person making rice?
She managed to burn the risotto while keeping it uncooked, a true accomplishment.
I don't think I have the skills to pull that off, do you?
Kay…READ THE GOD DAMN BOX!
Its DRY. She's juat toasted Risotto Rice.
Maybe she likes toasted rosotto rice
Wasting time cutting the stalks from the spinach and cooking it to death yet puts raw unwashed rice and doesn't add stock to cook it. Then is shocked that its crunchy because she thinks she didn't cook it long enough. This woman is beyond words. Thank god she's not my mum. And all the words congealed into one word? Wtf you on? Beyond thick. Adds an egg to make it soft instead of water or stock? I'm no master cook but even a child knows you need water atleast to make it soft not an egg.
Save the pan and eat the rice right out of the bag
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You wouldn't be able to burn it if you kept it in the bag.
Risotto sound like a bag of gravel
It's not a quiet spinach risotto but a loud one since you can still hear the sound of the grains in the pan. Mmm, toasty.
All these years of needlessly wasting wine and stock. Wish I'd seen this years ago.
+Dylan James what a waste
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kayscooking7421 HAHAHAHAHAHA !!
Kay: I think it might need an egg in it... or some water.
Me: She's learning!
Kay: D'you wanna get me an egg?
Me: God damn it, Kay.
I got my Hope up for a second there 😩
WHY doesn't she read the packet and follow directions? It's beyond a joke - it is pathetic!
@@lizg5574 you’re pathetic
@@bernardo9745 yeah, okay ... whatever you say, oh wise one.
@@lizg5574 what I thought silly pathetic being your energy wont interfer in kays eternal cooking, she she has, she is, and she forever will cook.
Haha dry burned rice.
She thinks the crunch is because she cooked it too long🤣
I wasn't drawn as to whether or not to like this comment, but I think you're right, haha
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😂
holy crap, my soul just died watching this. So many fails and that CRUNCH when Lee ate it 🤣
It's shit, but Lee will still give a thumbs up. That's the type of son you want.
The sound when it hit the plate 😂😂😂😂
ONE IDEA KAY
BUY A RECIPE BOOK!!!
COOKING FOR TOTAL BEGINNERS, FOR INSTANCE AND FOLLOW IT STEP BY STEP FOR THE SAKE OF LEE'S HEALTH.!!!!!
she got all her recipes from the Dark Web
When she dropped the spinach in the pan it looked like someone took a dump in a litter tray
😂😂😂
Sounds like gravel being scraped
She threatens to boil it like she should have but she gave up on the idea.😉
Achievement unlocked -
Not cooked but burnt
The classic, "not quiet" risotto. Surprised Gordon Ramsay hasn't stolen this Michelin Star winning recipe.
I have Italian in me and this dish is exactly like my grandmother used to make. Oh how I miss my teeth!
+Bella Swan you poor thing
Aaron sweetie full blooded Italian and my grandmother would haunt me!
She couldnt cook either poor thing
Italian in me 🤣🤣 I.e you’re just another American claiming to be Italian but have never been there or speak the language
Strong contender for worst thing ive ever seen, but didnt quite dethrone the time you fried mayonnaise. 9/10.
Which one does she fry mayo in?
@@BlueSpeedification She called it an "Eggslut sandwich" it was truly horrendous!
How about the pot full of boiled bread dish. Or the skin and scales on fish boiled in milk dish?
This lady had me fooled. I've watched so many videos and thought, "No way. Just, now way. This can't be real." But, now that I've watched this one, I am wholly convinced that this entire channel is deliberately being done this way. Well done!
Are ya sure about that
She ain't joking 🤣 it's how she cooks
@@EhsanMusic poor lee, I hope he can find a wife who cook good food..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Adds an egg to try and make it soft
lmao the plating was absolutely priceless...
Looks and sounds like the bird seed I buy for the wild birds.
Read the damn instructions on the rice bag
This is the most disturbing Kay video yet. Frying uncooked rice? I don't believe it and yet, terrifyingly, I do.
Check her video of her frying raw special fried rice
Rumour has it, 6 years, on, Lee’s still crunching on it 😂
The egg really brought it all together.
She had 2 ingredients and she boiled the wrong one ...
Probably needed another egg....
+weezelinc yes maybe
This is the same woman that boils hamburger! But she doesn’t add water when you’re supposed to?🧐
That egg/water decision was a real nailbiter. Very much one off the post there.
Kay that is a remarkable and very innovative way to make risotto. I'm glad you've done away with the liquid- it just makes things wet - like my eyes when I watch you cook. Keep up the good work! X
Comments like this carry me through this channel because I just can't bring myself to roast anything she does no matter how much I want to :'D
Honestly this is my favourite channel on TH-cam
+Ash Bull thanks so much
BOIL rice. You boil meat but not rice? Hoooww
Not how! Why would she, thats just a waste of water
You dont boil risotto like rice, you fry it in onion then add little by little water
@@Mirtiniuus You mean honions ?
@@MrUMitra ohh what a disgrace that was ofc i mean honions😫
they called this BDSM cooking
This is a masterpiece. Best damn risotto I've ever seen. That crunch was amazing
I truly think this is kays magnum opus
Omg boil the rice first..that's why its burning and the pan too
She took step 1 from a box of rice-a-roni and kept it at that!! No more steps needed. Just made up the rest as she went along. LOL
😂😂🤣
No brain at all
She has no common sense at all
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Add 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part oxygen to jazz it up!
I think it needs some water ....?
+MarkJarvis Presents ok thanks
KAYS GOOD COOKING just a little bit not too much
When in doubt, put an egg in it.
Does appear that I've gone deaf from this very loud Risotto, great video as always Kay x
Ten million Italians are screaming in horror!
I hope that gives you a rough idea of how NOT to make a spinach risotto!
This takes fried rice to a new extreme.
+xxx ' yes it does
How can a grown adult not know how to cook rice!? Amazing
Finally!! Kay says something we've all been thinking🤣🤣.
What In The Green Grasses Is This Crud. This is NOT how u make Risotto. 😱
It's kays way
Come on. This is exactly how Gordon Ramsay makes it, to the f'n letter.
This is a new level of horror cooking.
spinach what? couldn’t even watch 10 seconds of this without laughing
A good cupful of marg would have helped.
Head injury cooking
The loudest risotto known to man.
Why was I thinking about a cat's litter tray when the spinach was being stirred through the rice? Kinda spoiled this delicious dish for me.
She cut the stalks off the spinach leaves omg
Cooking so bad the cook says no one would eat it.
Also, it isn't burnt. It ain't cooked.
When making a risotto you fry the rice then add a stock whilst continuing to stir whilst it absorbs the liquid... hope that helps
I want to k ow RITE NOOOOOW who gave her this Recipe
She said she saw it on a Gordon ramsay video
Her own invention 😂
She said Gordon ramsay
Well actually I did
@@jucylucy4719 😂
"I Think it might need an egg in it?" . . . Love it!!! Kay, you're a legend 😎
+Boomshanka I put a egg in it thanks
@@kayscooking7421 Egg Queen
@@Lachuga Hegg Queen
"IT SOUNDS BUUURNT"...yes kay...among other things
Bruh the kicker is the directions is on the damn box!? Have you ever had hard rice!? Where’s the common sense
"I think it burnt" . . . It is not even cooked O.o
Omg you gotta cook the freaking rice in water 🤦♀️
I've never destemed my spinach, thanks for the protip!
please tell me you learnt how to cook risotto now my whole soul just died and let my body at the cut scene of the spinach in the risotto
check her mushroom risotto. she didnt learn
Hi Kay. Any chance of making primordial soup? Thanks.
Hi Kay and Liam, this is my favorite channel on TH-cam hands down, thank you!
(polite tip - dry rice always needs some form of liquid for it to become soft) xx
It's Lee not Liam. And they are racist homophobic
I love how lee is always so supportive
Anyone else inaudibly gasp when she added uncooked rice to a cold pan 😂
Kay ffs. Put some water in with the rice 🤦♀️
bloody hell
Honestly, I didn't think there was anyone out there that did not know how to cook rice! this is the second video that she has "cooked" rice this way!
Not quite quiet spinach risotto
That crunching when Lee was eating it was the sound of his teeth shattering on the rice.
"I think it needs an egg or some water."
You think?
But then she decides an egg 😂
Wtf
its NOT RISOTTO THERES NO STOCK
Even though she's putting it on, it makes for a very interesting binge watching channel. Well done Kay
i was watching lots of kitchen nightmare videos and this was in recomended tab. Love it
The worrying thing is...I actually think this is a real video and not just someone taking the piss🤔lol
+Mariella Ingrasci yes it is thanks
I think its a disgrace people coming on to her page and trolling - lowest form of low :( do not comment if nothing nice to say :(
@@misschristie8416 yeah the dumb part was mean, but come on! These two never ate out or know anything about cooking...we are talking, BASICS! boiling rice is just something all humans with brain cells should know
I mean anyone of you have ever made a risotto? To make risotto you won’t boil it! The risotto it’s toasted and then slowly cooked using stock, we did toast it though, just missing to cook the rice !!
@@Mirage145 Given that my family is from Sicily, i think i know this, Thanks!
You don't need to take the stalks off the spinach...and you never boil it in water 😲. When you make risotto, you put rice in pan and dry fry for a minute at most, then you pure in stock a little at a time, allowing the rice to soke up the stock each time..before adding more of the stock and keep repeating the process..until the stock is used up. Keep stirring with a wooden spoon. Then put a couple of handfuls of baby spinach...straight in at the end with the parmesan cheese...and seasoning then it is cooked. Spinach only takes seconds to cook...thats why its best to add at the end,
Oh my the crunch poor Lee
Poor Lee
Youre supposed to simmer risotto with chicken stock or vegetable stock (or any stock but theyre my fav) and keep stirring till its soft 🤣 love your videos though they always make me laugh. Keep them up!
I use cat and dog bone broth. Really delicious
You can't be serious...Lmao
After seeing you cook this I’m guessing you got a lot of Italiano blood in you, girl ! Perfecto !
Lee needs to stop trolling his mom and tell her the truth: her food is crap! And then maybe she will finally learn that rice needs to be boiled in water and that adding an egg is NOT required for every recipe!
She likely buys 50% of the UKs egg stock. There is literally an egg in every dish she makes 😂
okay.. i don’t know why, but for some reason .. this was the last straw
(or the last grain, as it were)
Yea, I agree its not funny anymore. I'm done.
Same, I'm actually kind of pissed, but at first it was funny
@@autoestimasm3408 lol ikr like how fuckn stupid can you be im hot
How loud, exactly, is the spinach?
For fuck sake!! I'm dying🤣
The rice sounds like a musical instrument you would use to start a rainstorm!!!!!!
raw rice, what a treat, poor lad
What the bloody hell was that?
What the fk
Dunno if this question has been asked but how many Iron Maiden t-shirts do you own?
+AcreMusic a few not sure
Nobody can be this clueless.
I think she is.. How in the world can someone not know you have to add water to the rice?? But, she adds an egg..lmao
Well she is
She is for sure. Look at all her cooking over the last 7 years
She's an airhead
How can these two people not know that rice needs to be boiled? Have they never read the package directions in their whole life? Have they never seen a tv show where they are making rice?Have they never seen another person making rice?
I'm not sure reading is a possibility here...
These two people are quite possibly cousin and son and mother and mum and dad if you get my drift
i dont know how this people survived eating like this everyday