Nanowar Of Steel - Ironmonger (The Copier of the Seven Keys) [Lyrics Video]
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- Lyrics video of "Ironmonger (The Copier Of The Seven Keys)" by Nanowar Of Steel. Song taken from "Stairway To Valhalla" Album, produced with Alessandro Delvecchio. Video by Christian Ice.
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Video Produced by Christian Ice and Nanowar Of Steel.
Song produced by Alessandro Del Vecchio.
Executive production by Nanowar Of Steel.
Recorded at Ivorytears Music Works with Alessandro Del Vecchio (2016-2017).
Production assistant: Christian Ice & Temple of Noise Studios
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LYRICS
Master of the allen wrench
Riding a mighty lawnmower for revenge
In the realm of the screws he’s the king
And Lord of the Towel Rings
Edison of the lightbulb
Leonardo of the shower tray
Renzo Piano of the gas pipes
David Hasselhoff of the glue
Einstein of the screwdriver
Plato of the kick plates
Hemingway of the instructions
Translated into Dutch
Bricolage!
With the power of Black & Decker
Bricolage!
And the magic of Leroy Merlin
Bricolage!
Praise the wisdom of Rowenta
In the name of the almighty Bosch!
Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
Ineffable copier of the seven keys
You’re the Spongebob of promotions on the glue!
Warlock of the doorknob of steel
Wizard of the doorlock of hell
Baywatcher of the batteries' polarity
Hobgoblin of the customer satisfaction
Heart of utensil
On your ear there’s a pencil
No one can outcompete your trueness
in the retail sellers branch
You also sell mosquito nets
In the tropical regions
But not DDT anymore
For international restrictions
Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
Ineffable copier of the seven keys
You’re the bishop of the offers on the nails!
The hammer of Thor
The nipple of Thor
The screwdriver of Thor
The lifepreserver of Thor
The cousin of Thor
The grandfather of Thor
The boyfriend of David Hasseloff
Bricolage!
With the power of Black & Decker
Bricolage!
And the magic of Leroy Merlin
Bricolage!
Praise the wisdom of Rowenta
In the name of the almighty Bosch!
Hail to the affordable Ironmonger
Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse
Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's
Ineffable copier of the seven keys
And this song is not about David Hasselof! - เพลง
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This isn't just Metal, it's 100% stainless steel
18/10
304
Master!!!!!!
no no no just steel
no, it's inox steel
"Heart of utensil, on your ear there's a pencil" is one of the most beautiful rhymes I've ever witnessed.
We craft our poetic lyrics with great care
@@nanowarVEVO onesto ma giusto
I actually prefer "But Not DDT anymore for International Restrictions" But that's just me.
@@eclark1406 That's not a rhyme, though.
i am
Wait, doesnt this count as industrial metal?
i think its more like a DIY metal but Idk
@@durielvs It's transcended into bricolage metal
True DIY.
I think it redefines "Industrial."
Solid
When a bunch of extremely talented Italians want to form a metal band, but also love memes.
That's a very nice definition. Thanks :)
@@nanowarVEVO big question who is the one who manages the Comment section ?
@@SenOutOfContext @GattoPanceri666
@@SenOutOfContext lol
and they loved memes before memes existed
Nanowar of steel is proof that literally everything is metal as fuck.
Especially if you're in a hardware store....
@@Professicchio Imagine if they collaborated with Weird Al Yankovic for a cover of his Hardware Store song
Yep
Being a carpenter and metalhead myself, this feels like it was made just for me lol
this is the longest hardware store's ad i've seen, and i'm glad i saw it whole
You should try Satisfaction from Benny Benassi ;)
@@Wesuwius Or Weird Al's "Hardware Store"
As long as david hassellhoff is the manager
* sudden urge to perform the ancient rite of DIY *
This the official dad anthem now
Well this and 'metal boomer battalion'
I have been singing about Barbies for three months.
Now I will sing about Ironmonger.
And now you'll be singing about burnt churches and piña coladas for all eternity... ;-)
@@Arvaniz Naw, it's time for the IKEA anthem 🛠️🤟
@@amsbloom6034 that's odin for you
Or you could buy their album
Truly partrician taste sings of sexy gargoyles.
I work at a hardware shop and thanks to this song I realized that I was chosen by David Hasselhoff himself to wield the power of bricolage.
But can you build a Viking drakkar?
@@amsbloom6034 And with a viking discount
The Hobgoblin of Customer satisfaction you say...
I can put this in my D&D adventure!
I'm planning to change career just to get that Hobgoblin of Customer satisfaction into my CV
Frankly, I think you could design an entire campaign around finding the Affordable Ironmonger.
@@LJCyrus1 I see it more as a part of a campaign based on the quest for Carrefour
deve essere davvero pesante trasportare tutta la scena musicale mondiale
i suffer from severe depression and on the days i am not feeling too good, i go to 2 bands that helps me thru that and makes me smile again, 1 is steel panther and the othe is nanowar of steel, i can not thank these 2 bands enough, they have helped me from ending my life, so many times
The best parody songs are always the ones which would be amazing even as serious hits. This is a prime example
You mean this isn’t serious?
Yah, some bands try to "parody" this one, but they sing about the stuff like warriors, dragons and such. They're the jokes :)
Try Attila - Pizza aswell, its deathcore but also great (imo)
@@Rai2M i wouldnt call manowar a parody
@@Hooivork1987
Stop being a troll
Non l'hanno fatta uscire prima per non rovinare gli ascolti di Sanremo
...e cmq sanremo merda.
Speaking seriously for once, if that's allowed on this channel, please, never stop, you are the best metal band in the world!
Всегда готовы!
@@nanowarVEVO quanto cazzo siete internazionali \m/
Everything is more metal when it is OF STEEL. Even iron, metal, steel and Nanowar
That would be Massacration from Brazil, but i think nanowar is getting there too !
or at least the most creative if heared so far
This is the heaviest Home Depot commercial I have ever had the privilege of seeing.
Check out their Valhalleluja, then 😜
Play it the next time you enter a home depot.
I never thought I would read 'Prophet of Bricolage of the last eclipse' in a song. This whole thing is brilliant
So hard to explain to non-metal people why this band is so funny
@Victor Supreme - I've listened to metal for *YEARS* and I somehow missed these guys, with the exception of Emerald Forks, before they were any good. *THIS* plus Vallehaluja is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen....
Right!? After Valhallelujah I was dying but no one really got the a lot of the references, or if they would have they don’t listen to metal and can’t follow the lyrics 😭.
Victor Supreme could you try? I don’t get it.
Do non-metal people not understand the idea of self-parody? How impoverished an inner life they must lead.
@@harbl99 Yeah, some of the absolute best metal songs are made tongue-in-cheek. Metal people are the funniest, gentlest people I know. True metal person doesn't judge, we are all brothers and sisters in metal.
Non so come ma ho conosciuto questo gruppo per caso solo pochi giorni fa e ora non riesco a smettere di ascoltare queste canzoni.
This song is making me wish to quit my current job and go to work at a random hardware store.
Right?
i work at a dutch hardware store and im thinking to myself this should be playing all the time there
@@kennethronckers5938 And Valhalleluja ✨🛠️
@@amsbloom6034 now that it is out yes indeed....i should quit my job and go work at odins realm the almighty IKEA
@@kennethronckers5938 And build drakkars
This song makes me think about my dad who passed away 8 years ago, so some laughter and also some tears.
I was having fun and all and then the solo came in.
Now I'm dead, thank you guys.
I have no idea what I just saw, but it was amazing.
I discovered that band about 1 month ago, instant purchase my Paris show ticket, and lived one of the best show ever ! I also bought all CDs I could on the merch...
🙏🙏🙏🙏
These guys give me both goosebumps and laughter.
Nanowar es la nueva maravilla del siglo XXI, el nuevo Faro de Alejandría que irradia nanometal a la humanidad!!!
Guys, it doesn't matter how much views you have in your videos. They are not enough to make justice to them.
I lost it at the ‘guitar’ solo 🤣
What was the song that the solo references? im struggling to remember it
@@yakovik333 Baker Street
@@nanowarVEVO Gerry Rafferty -> Foo Fighters -> You
Darude Sandstorm
@@yakovik333 -Yes - the saxophone solo from Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street".
My DM uses Nanowar's songs as a background battle music in Pathfinder! :D
I'll start doing it too...
He should use Pathfinder's songs instead.
Seriously, that band is amazing.
When you pick music and roll nat20
That's something we Italians can't do or we'll smirk the whole time! ^ ^
Now, we all want a song about Valeros XD
you don't know how I like to be part of the metal world. Because it does not matter that there is a band that itself is a parody of the bands we love ... we also love their music and we wish the best for them.
This is a legitimately great power metal song regardless of the silly subject matter. :D
Okay... I've heard some pretty weird songs, but congratulations Nanowar, you've just made the top ten with this one.
On this day, the 22nd of july a.d. 2022 david hasselhoff celebrates his 70th bday... hail to the glue!
OMFG that guitar rendition of the famous sax line from Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street" is amazing!
as an musician for last 20 years, you guys are insane, creative and definitely worth listening! Having fun with your music for a while! At the parties, damn! Vallhaleluja for the Black and Decker!
Wow thanks for your comment!
I looked for "of the seven keys" at YT. But instead of hearing Michael Kiske sing, I saw Bruce Dickinson with a European flag. And it was worth it! Keep it up, I'm a fan from now on!
Nice!
All jokes aside...riffs are amazing as well as solo! Great work!
Che ritmo martellante!
Playing a guitar solo on a saxophone... So this is the true power of bricolage...
*Chuckles*
Not bad
I laughed my ass off the first time a saw that... :-P
I can't be the only one who noticed that the guitar solo was note-for-note the main saxophone riff from Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street"...
NANOWAR GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!
@@rikosborne1212 I didn't notice until the second time I listened to it, but I heard it, too.
@@rikosborne1212 Yeah, that's when I woke up the whole building with laughter
Ok... I have to go to the ironmonger (the real hardware-store!) Tomorrow...
I guess they have a new hymn now, if they like it or not!
As a wise man would say: "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."
YOU GOT THAT!?????!?
Ok, off to watch Ash vs Evil :-)
Questa canzone mi fa venire voglia di comprare un terreno e costruire un monumento ai nanowar fai da te🤘
This should be THE ad for the "Mr. Bricolage". And I stumbled upon this clip while taking a break from trying to convert a few pieces of scrap into a new monitor stand :)
That was the right video to stumble upon!
Damn, this song made me laugh as hell. The best DIY background music.
Molto più apprezzabili le canzoni con il video con il testo 😍🖤
......What is this awesomeness I just witnessed??!!
The dislikes are from people disappointed from the absence of David Hasselhoff.
65 dislikes lol
what is wrong with david hasselhoff?
@@SaulCrackman69 there's not enough of him.
@@fnors2 There's never enough Hasselhoff
well i'm a bit bummed about is as well but not dislike worthy :D
OMG, Baker Street at 3:06 threw me off my chair! Big ups from Greece!
Testo geniale, musica spettacolare, stupidità sublime. Brividi
i'd never thought i'd legitimely enjoy a song where we can praise the magic of Leroy Merlin
So this happens when all powermetal lyric options are already explored and you still want the world hear how awesome you are as a musican.. cool.
more or less
Makes me think of that superhero team who wanted to have cool codenames but all of them were copyrighted so they've decided on naming themselves as Noun, Verb, Adjective etc
A masterpiece of cast iron! One of my favorite Nanowar's song. Chapeau
Luca Turilli buying tools...this is what this is...and I love it!
I was so into the song that it took me a few seconds to realize the guy was holding a sax instead of a guitar. Goddamit I love this band
Epic Sax Guy strikes again xD
I couldn't avoid having this song in my head during the renovation of my house the last year each time I was going to Leroy Merlin. Your songs are so funny and well written and played ! Thanks for the good moments I spend with them.
Best karaoke video ever.
Hillarious .... This solo was the cherry on the cream
Me: Is this a song about David Hasselof lmao?
4:41 happens
Me: oh
Makes you want to simultaneously work out and fix everything in your house. Also shirtless runs on the beach. Very nice
I'm Dutch and honestly, everybody here reads Plato's Metaphysics of the Kick Plate in Dutch. Hemingway's Dutch translation is more accurate than the bloody original!
Thanks for making our point!
Holy shit! I remember listening to Nanowar back in the day. Good to see you guys still kicking ass and having a great sense of humor
Oh, such epicness... en España tenemos al Reno, pero creo que jamás he llorado de risa como con lo de David Hasselhoff.
Also I'm asatruar, I'm here after listening Norwegian Reggaeton and I think I'm in love with you guys.
nice Yule to you heathen brother
Yo también soy española y estoy indecisa entre si el Reno Renardo o Nanowar of Steel es más cachondeo...
@@sandradermark8463 rt
Y Gigatron! ⚔️🤘🏼
Funniest and Best Lyrics/Video in all Metal History!!!
By The Power of Black&Decker!
BRICOLAGE!!!
This is the greatest thing I've seen in ages
Divines, bless this group and their music!
Love the electric sax solo!
God damn you guys just bring me to tears, never have i laughed this hard while headbanging. May you go far
Dudes accidentally crafted dad metal
l'urletto a 4:31 come in brothers of metal dei nanowar è una chicca nascosta...
L'avevano già usato in blood of the queens
@@Dumno7 Repetita iuvant
For the blood of the queens!!!
E il titolare dei Tampax ringrazia...
in realtà è che avevano appena comprato dall'Ironmonger martello e chiodi per attaccare u nquadro. l'urletto è il risultato di scarsa skill nell'uso dell'attrezzo XD
musica genial, un fan mas desde Mexico!!! esperemos verlos por estos lugares
cant belive i just discovered this band, well never to late, years not laughting that hard.
Me estoy riendo muchísimo por la letra en serio, no he visto mejor grupo que este, me compraré vuestros cd, Saludos desde españaa
Jajaja tio, muchas gracias!
just realised the title is a parody of heloween's album title "keeper of the seven keys" only figured it out when future world poped up on my playlist >_> I should of known sooner
Che abbia bisogno di carica, che abbia bisogno di consolazione, che abbia bisogno solo di buona musica siete il mio porto sicuro! Spero torniate in Friuli presto
Uno dei migliori pezzi power degli ultimi anni.
Quando Thrain viene scacciato da Erebor da Smaug e non ricorda dove ha messo le chiavi di Moria...
Me: "Which Ironmonger?"
Nanowar: "The one down on Baker Street, Duh!"
The sax solo makes me cry everytime
Sticking in some Gerry Rafferty was absolute genius. Loved it on saxophone, and you guys injected power into it by playing it on an electric guitar.
Absolutely brilliant!
Don't miss us live on TOUR, info and tickets on www.nanowar.it/live/
Plan R fest 🤟
You guys become exponentially better with every next album, I have been following you ever since “Other bands play, Nanowar gay” ! This is a work of genius!! Lyrically the song is a clever self aware power metal parody, but musically it’s a solid 100% tribute. And it works equally effective on both levels. I am amazed. Cheers from Bulgaria
see you in Sofia then!
I have a ticket already ;)
Thats a fucking great halfbalad. I closed my eyes during the song and dreamd from past hollydays when I was with my father and a sexond time with some good freinds in Dublin. Heard this Song today the first time and fell in love with it.
Definitivamente la mia canzone preferita dell'album. Non vedo l'ora di sentirla live!
simply genius ♥
I need a collab between you and Sabaton for the Emu or Bucket wars
You are a genius. Lemme sacrifice a goat.
@@DooWopCinderBlock thanks
Yaaaaaaaaaa!!! 😀😀😀😂
This is the greatest thing produced by humanity.
This is pure magic, a 99% Iron Maidenhoff 😁😁😁
This is brilliant!!
YES!!! La mia canzone preferita dell'album!
Quando ho scoperto poi cosa significa Ironmonger (grazie a questa), improvvisamente il cattivo di Ironman sembra molto meno minaccioso XD
Wolverine cosa dovrebbe dire, scusa?
@@Rehdoras Ferramenta
Penso l'avrò ascoltata 50 volte in una giornata! Siete la mia colonna sonora prima ti attaccare a lavoro ogni mattina.
I never knew I needed this... Beautiful
In the name of the almighty BOSCH - this is so great :-D Metal with Humor!
4:27
Bruce Dickinson con la bandiera europea. Siete meravigliosi
Bruce Vs Tooth Fairy... FIGHT!
This is definitely my favorite song made by them
great fun ! bravo !
Ustedes son lo máximo disculpen q no sepa ingles pero en Ecuador conocemos el poder de BLACK & DECKER y BOSCH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nanowar of steel comunque vincitori morali di Sanremo e quindi e dell'eurovision.
Nanowar are showing us the simple things with the BEST way
Great band discovered!!! Amazing song!!