NANOWAR OF STEEL - Valhalleluja (ft. Angus McFife from Gloryhammer) | Napalm Records
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- Great literature has always been a source of inspiration for heavy metal bands.
J.R.R. Tolkien for Blind Guardian, H.P. Lovecraft for Cradle of Filth, The Holy Bible for Stryper and now The IKEA Catalog for Nanowar Of Steel.
Valhalleluja is Nanowar's personal take on modern days Norse Mythology, where alongside Odin, Thor and Loki also the greatest Swedish heroes of our age - Beddinge, Kivik and Knopparp - are sitting in Valhalla.
Order the 7" Vinyl and T-Shirt: smarturl.it/Valhalleluja-NPR
Stream & download: smarturl.it/Valhalleluja
Directed by Paolo Cellammare, The Best Blend
Audio production by Christian Ice at Temple Of Noise Studios
www.templeofnoise.net
Mastered by Andrea De Bernardi at Eleven Mastering Studios
IKEA-ized by Ovondor
Special Guests
Gospel Choir - Flowing Chords:
/ flowingchords
Angus McFife (Gloryhammer):
www.thomaswinkler.net
Natasha Legeyda:
/ natashalegeyda
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Website: www.nanowar.it
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italian band, singing about a swedish company, whilst worshipping nordic gods in hebrew, and with a scottish odin, this is globalism my friends
Actually, Thomas is from Switzerland, If am I right :)
Globalism is the rape of tradition. This is fun.
@@josefstycha3725 But he plays a Scottish character (which is also obvious from his stage name).
So it’s a Swiss guy from an Italian band playing a Scottish version of a Nordic God singing about Swedish furniture with Hebrew lyrics themed to a Roman holiday with a Turkish patron Saint (Saint Nicholas) adapted to a primarily American culture. Cool.
@@Tennishangman \m/
This is literally the most important Christmas song ever recorded.
Headbanging for life.
*Yule
*Yule
Having a ridiculous idea and committing to it 100% will always, always be glorious.
They turned.... a GOSPEL SONG..... into a genuinely amusing and energetic song about *ODIN?*
How on EARTH did they do th??? You know what, never mind.
Do your thing. Keep doing it.
Something tells me Loki might have had a finger in this
Or just stand on the sideline laughing their ass off
seeing italians committing to odin was worth the while :D
Live at fullest
It's only stupid if you don't have friends doing it with you.
"Great literature has always been a source of inspiration for heavy metal bands.
J.R.R. Tolkien for Blind Guardian, H.P. Lovecraft for Cradle of Filth, The Holy Bible for Stryper and now The IKEA Catalog for Nanowar Of Steel."
whoever wrote that description deserves a raise , or atleast a Christmas Bonus
Watership Down for Fall of Efrafa
As a swede I can confirm that this is what swedish Christmas is like
We though that so thanks for making our point!
Enjoy your juleskinka, the rest of us will bring heavy to the Metal for Yuletide!
damn what kind of epic family do you have? can I join this year?
@@justmuppet1765 Sure, we'll be waiting for you!
May skwisgaar bless you my son
I find it simply heretical that IKEA hasn't used this as an advertisement yet
Axel Milan me to
Seriously!
Axel Milan, yet... :D
Hopefully we shouldn't have to wait more than another few months, this is clearly a Christmas ad!
That's the true blasphemy here
Ascendent Odin McFife:
- appears in the sky
- sings about change of occupation from war to carpentry
- praises IKEA
- leaves without elaborating further
Underrated comment
A God doesn't have to explain himself 😅
"leaves without elaborationg further"
*sighs in gloryhammer...
Also, "ascended".
@@2st486 true that
Italy rockz!!! Greetings from germany! Hail to Italy!!! :D :D :D
"Metalheads are always angry and can't make a joke."
"Hold my furniture"
oh man, I had to laugth so hard at work, reading this :D
Who says that? Metalheads are the funniest! Just look at bands like Gloryhammer, Grailknights, Trollfest and Finntroll.
Let me introduce you to Cookie Monster metal, Alex Jones and Greta Thunberg death metal parodies.
Hold my astral hammer of glory*
-Hold my furniture!
-What furniture?
-The double bed, of course!
-Uhhhh...
TH-cam: Hey dude you wanna hear Angus McFife as Odin singing about IKEA?
Me: As a matter of fact I would, thank you.
My thoughts exactly :D
Not just Odin, but Jewish Odin!
i'm not religious but its kind of sad to see odin becoming that from his former glory
@@alphayun7401 pretty sure Odin would get shitfaced and scream right along with the rest of us. Cause he's Odin. A warrior god who loves his ale and a good laugh. This is typical nord humor and it totally rocks!
wood*
"just like Jesus I'm a carpenter/
forging shelves with the hammer of Thor"
Give that lyricist a Pulitzer, a Nobel prize and the keys of the kingdom!!
and some beer
@@Funkertruppen MEAD!
@@nytemarequeen2365 Nord mead!
@@nytemarequeen2365 th-cam.com/video/NCHq0m67lq8/w-d-xo.html
Agree
Random guy: "I bet you that you can not do a funny and humouristic Power Metal song that sounds really good and it is irreverent to at least three religions in just 6 minutes".
Nanowar of Steel: "Hold my furniture".
"hold my furniture" 😂
Hold my allen key.
hold my ikea catalogue
Hold my horse meat balls?
By the way, the sequences with the gospel choir have been filmed in the theatre of a church in the periphery of Rome
"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history."
Napalm: "Hold my Hammer."
Do not forget Norwegian Reggaeton!
you have a typo in *GLORYHAMMER*
Nanohammer of glory
*Nanowar of Steel: Hold my Hammer
Nanowar of Steel: Hold my table.
I love that Odin is just Angus McFife with an eyepatch.
and a Santa hat
He's not breaking character, even to play another character. Respect. lol
@Leviathan Cross Studios The patent isn't pending. Zargothrax got it through when he took over Dundee and no one ever found the paperwork.
I love that he winks at the end of explaining how he’s changed as a Deity.
And he has his hammer, as he should.
The world needs more happy metal like this
Then give Eskimo Callboy a chance. 🙂
Freedom Call is enough, heh
There's a lot of it already. You just need to look for it
@@aetherofthenorth9700 please share it with us!
"That's not Odin!"
"Oh yeah? Who is he then?"
"He is the prince of the Land of Fife, noble and true with a heart of steel!"
*sings along* ... And it's stuck in my head for the 1992nd time :)
@L Weston - Why isn't Sabaton and Powerwolf here, too??
Where's Joakim??
@@GoodAvatar At least they had Powerwolf inside. Angus McFife singing in Powerwolf style
@@ChristophS I'm *NOT* complaining!! This is some grade-A ham and cheese these people are making.
@@ChristophS *sigh* I come from South Dakota. Let's try this again.......
These people make wonderfully cheesy songs that nearly *PERFECTLY* replicate the honest-European-Metal types....
And unlike America, they have a sense of humor, so they don't *MIND* when you make fun of them.
Epicness with clear instructions and in multiple languages.
Torna, ci manchi.
Ommio dio sei vivo
@@giacomino79 Beh, continuando a produrre i Nanowar e altro, è solo il canale ad essere in coma.
Shi, ma cugino Gioneta nduenne?
Yes, but where is cousin Gionata?
And lo, after decades of frozen slumber, he's free once more! He's been fused with the fabric of TH-cam, becoming a semigod of the comment section!
The falegn-amen pun is what makes me proud to be italian.
It’s not Christmas until Angus Mcfife as Odin sings about IKEA!! Happy Valhalleluja friends!
Angus McSIX now !!
@@conejero00 YES!
Oh yeah! 😅
Valhallelujah 🙌
Valhallelujah
“So what religion are you?”
“Furniture”
😂😂😂😂😂
nanowarVEVO I feel blessed. Thank you for thinking I’m funny.
Furniturism
IKEA
666th like :)
Everyone: "Dont' worry, metal-gospel isn't real, it can't hurt you"
Metal-gospel:
the moment the choir starts...thats the first time i thought about going to church...im an atheist but i can still pray to my savior the metal xD
@@Sepilein1 Powerwolf concerts are the church we all have and need.
It's more like, metal-pagan-gospel
And I thought I had seen it at all after black metal blues.
Norwegian Reggaeton and now Metal Gospel. Innovators still exist. They come from Italy and make absolutely no sense. And it's fine that way.
When Angus came out I shed a tear. That man introduced me to powermetal.
I shed one when he walked off and faded away. That's Thomas's last appearance as Angus.
@@RazielTheWise No, it isn't. He's done another guest appearance singing I See Fire, just a week ago or so.
@@RazielTheWise I was going to say, "Feuerschwanz," but someone already beat me to it.
@@RazielTheWise guess who's back
@@_d-- One better.
Okay, I FUCKING LOST IT at "hear our prayer, philantropic Odin, guitar tech of Amon Amarth" AND THEN IT JUST KEPT GETTING MORE INSANE 😂😂
Guitar tech of Hammerfall, as well 😁
Walking round IKEA will never be the same again
Imagine if they Played this in an IKEA...
@@Pr1malWereHouse It's only a matter of time.
@@Pr1malWereHouse If IKEA doesn't play it I guarentee people are playing it while walking inside.
What, you mean looking for a temple shrine in teh store? Check the bosses office or the employee mess.
And I know Sasha grey isn't hood enough anymore!
An entire religion centered around Angus McFife. Honestly I'm surprised it took this long.
Don't be blasphemous, we worship the Hoots, not Angus
@@mosselliadelt Hoots and Angus are two halves of a glorious whole. If you don't worship both, it's like a Christian worshipping Jesus, but not the Father or the Spirit.
@@SonOfTheNorthe But theirs literally denominations that have done that.
Of course most of them were brutally killed by the church, but yeah.
@@SonOfTheNorthe In the Name of God the Allfather, God the Prince, and God the Holy Hoots.
The prince of Fife has ascended from the volcano of Schiehallion to become Odin, God of the IKEA.
This song really ties the room together.
Fuckin' a dude.
Over the line!
*assembles the room
Found Ina's alt
They pee'd on your fuckin' rug
Comunque "una poltrona per due" sullo sfondo in tv è il vero tocco di classe
Un classico! 😂😂😂
Che Natale sarebbe senza "una poltrona per due"..
This is the best Ikea commercial I have ever seen.
It absolutely is
napalm: Hey thomas, would you be interested in doing a collab with nanowar of steel.
Thomas: I am not sure, christmas is on it's way
napalm: you get to wear your angus mcfife cos-
thomas: *hold my gloryhammer*
No, it's "Give me my hammer"
I like that it's not even Thomas, he's just Angus McFife now.
Thomas is a weird way to spell Angus Mcfife
@@blazikenking I'm pretty sure that, just like Thor, he just puts his hand out and the hammer appears.
HOOTSMAN! GET MY HAMMER
"Hey guys, do we wanna play D&D, go to church, or start a band?" "Yes."
It's now officially a habit of mine to blast this everytime Christmas comes around.
YES!!! Im not the only one. Merry christmas and Valhallelujah
I expect to hear it in IKEA during Christmas season:)
@@vlaim3087 I bet They have. I would
@@IanWagner94 Yep, here too
_and it's December 🎉_
just imagine this song in Eurovision....12 POINTS FROM EVERYONE
Except maybe from Azerbaijan 🤣
Eurovision is an abomination. Always was, will always be. 🤮
Eh...
I will tell my children that this is a classic Christmas Carol
"Daddy, why is knisa grey better than sasha grey?"
@@Stabichan "Tis' a question lost in history, my child."
please do it.
@@Stabichan "Knisa works in mysterious ways my child"
It is
Best.... IKEA..... commercial.....ever......period........
It's on par with the Lord of the Rings New Zealand air company one
Best Norwegian god song ever
Best Christian Pagan alliance song EVER
Random Pagan: SWWEEEEEEDISH PAAAAAGGGANS!!
@@V3ntilator1 a qqqqqq22qq2q q22qqqqqq2q2q22q2a2qq
it's like watching a Monty Python episode, you guys are great
Damn, I got goosebumps when Angus started singing... This is actually great music.
When Angus is inevitably ressurected in the next Gloryhammer album, I fully expect him to be introduced with the title of MASTER OF IKEA
Or at least referenced as such
It will be a different Angus Mcfife as Zargothrax's clone was sent back in time to a period before the second and third albums, Angus the 13th (the one who died in album 3) was the descendant of the Angus in the first album.
@@arcanejack I've yet to listen to all of Gloryhammers stuff but the lore sounds amazing.
I think that this song is actually canon so he will be resurrect/shown as the master of IKEA. I mean the hootsman as well died and was alive in an alternate universe.
"We want you to hold a hammer and play gentlegod Odin the reformed carpenter of Ikea in a metal gospel viking Christmas song with a few political undertones"
"You had me at hammer"
This is probably the least political Christmas song out there lmao
Yeah I don't see any politics either
what were the undertones? all i sore was horse meatballs.
@@EpicRenegade777 originally, I thought that the part about people not including some places in their prayers because they don't even know where they are was a jab at the ignorance culture cultivated by organized religion. Now I think it was probably meant to be just a joke. Also, I think that the "for the plunder and the rape" is a clear callout to how pop culture idolizes vikings with metal bands and whatnot as icons of warriors, while they were murderous pillagers who attacked peaceful settlements and temples.
@@hmmmooops Don't forget the Guitar guy looking like Greta Thunberg
This was not the song my mind wanted, but the song my soul needed
I'm from Nicaragua and I also don't know where I am.
neither we :D
This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen
I love it
Indeed :)
This is from word to word the comment I was going to post. I love it.
I've been a fan of NanowaR for 15 years now: looking back at their discography and the lyrics of their songs, this is the most serious thing they have done, believe me.
The best part is that they just *embrace* how stupid it is and crank it up to 11.
Pray for the confort !
This song is for my brother who loves Gloryhammer and works in IKEA
Can it get better than that? I dont think so :D
@@kujacodovce if he is Christian as well i think it could
@Enyer Mejias
Or a Norse Polytheist
Post a reaction video! LOL.
@@AesirOdinn Christian Gloryhammer fan that works in IKEA
That sounds kinda awesome actually
Happy 3th Anniversary to one of the best Christmas Songs ever made #HailOdin
3th Anniversary already ? Damm i´m getting really old XD Still awsome song, even more for Christmas
As a Swede and metalhead, this is most likely the best and most funny thing I've heard in years.
How did I miss this one :D
"Audio production by Christian Ice"
"Ft Angus McFife"
What a universe, gentlemen
Is this a twisted dimension?
Is this true reality?
If Christian Ice exists in this multiverse, Matteo Montesi should be there as well, since for every Diaulo there must be a prophet.
@@torquevonthorne948 u diaulooo
:D
@@torquevonthorne948 I can hear Gesù 3 in your words.
I secretly played this on the speakers of our home a night before Christmas, and nobody noticed me doing my daily quota of worship to Odin/Prince Angus McFife. They thought it was a Christmas song
In Hoots we Trust
Hail Hoots!
@@patrykszczygie7295 For the Holy King of Unst
@@firstconsul7286 For the glory of Dundee
HOOTS!
@@buttersquids Too win this epic battle
Let's mention the toolkit for building a viking ship, consisting of screwdrivers + pencil + shield + axe + beer at 3:12
only missing the little allen key.....
I saw the picture but didn't realize what it was! These guys are geniuses!!! 😅
Once again it's Christmas season and once again here I am listening to this masterpiece everyday
"The IKEA Catalog"
THAT very impressive!
Nanowar of Steel: We don't know where they are (refering to Nicaragua and Azerbadjan)
Me, an actual Nicaraguan: I find it relatable.
What he wanted to say? I am Nicaraguan and I like his music, but I don't know if it was a mockery towards us
@@axelmorice3827 I think they just picked two countries that we (Italian) don't know quite well, weren't discovered by Vikings and could fit the lyrics :) I don't think they are disrespecting your country, they just picked the most appropriate ones :D
@@beatriceceruti420 You are absolutely right 😉👍
@@axelmorice3827 Beatrice the Italian is right, is not mockery toward Nicaragua, is just a reference to the fact Vikings just landed on northern lands like Greenland or Newfoundland (Isla de Terranova), and places like arabian lands or Central America were unknown for them, is just that, brother :)
Pd: Te respondo en inglés porque así la gente con curiosidad lee y entiende también jeje.
@@Anticrisis_Arts The Vikings knew "Arabian" (actually Muslim; Azerbaijan barely has any Arabs, if at all) lands, there is good evidence of trade. It is just a joke about how "no one" knows were those countries are, no historical elements to it.
I visited an IKEA near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 2 weeks ago, I was a little disappointed that this song wasn't playing in a continuous loop on their sound system.
It's that time of year again.
🎄 🔨 🌩 ❄️
I had no idea, I need a metal-gospel song praising ikea furniture in my life.
We all need some KNOPPARP in our lives
The sheer subversion is beautiful
“ora pro nobis”
I broke the repeat button
falegn-amen bro!
1: write a song about IKEA as a religion
2: ask your friend Angus if he wants to play Odin the furniture God
3: ???
4:Profit
John Goblikon: They have a gimmick!
"ask"? "play"? Pretty sure Angus has earned the right to be any god he so chooses!
@@lauscho based of gloryhammer ya basically he could be
3: make it sound like a gospel song
Powerwolf: Metal is religion
Nanowar of steel: IKEA is religion
I stumbled on this by complete accident. But I now see it for what it is. A blessing from Odin. Praise the word of the manual included in every IKEA purchase.
I wonder how many times did everyone have to redo the scenes because of laughter.
The last time I was this confused and amused, I had just discovered Gloryhammer.
I... I'm so goddamn confused and I think that's a good thing.
It is indeed! Praise be to KNOPPARP!
@@nanowarVEVO VALHALLELUJA!
Yep
I mean, Angus is here, so that might explain it.
@Simo It is the sacred power of the one and only true god of this universe, the Hollywood Hootsman.
Otherwise known as making fun of the Scottish phrase "hoots man". Don't remember what it means, but I think it was something like a condescending statement like "aww man" or it was a greeting.
I'm an IKEA worker. And seeing this... I just... I think my jaw is in the Southern hemisphere, and my sides are speeding up past Mars. Because this is great. I can't play this in the store, but I'm sharing it to every colleague I can!
I want to see their reaction 🤣
Doing the God's (Odin's) work
Btw, listen to their "Ironmonger" 😁
@@Lightsephiroth I showed it to a few guys today, it was similar to mine. One guy almost cut himself while staring at the phone too.
@@malcho1234 Safety first!
Doing the same in our store haha needs to be the new theme of IKEA
There’s something so funny yet oddly befitting to me that this is technically the last canonical appearance of Thomas as Angus Mcfife
I believe the timeline goes like this:
The last as Angus Mcfife of GloryHammer in an official music video in this song
The last as Angus Mcfife of Gloryhammer in an official live music video is with Feuerschwanz’s I See Fire
The last as Thomas Winkler’s Angus Mcfife
Is in Feuerschwanz’s Warriors of the world united
And the last incarnation of Thomas Winkler’s Angus Mcfife before being reborn as Angus McSix appeared in Grailsknight’s song Muscle bound for glory.
Believe the grailknights was the last video with thomas as mcfife however they have edited the songs title to say angus mcsix now.
Ребята, это шедевр! Столько радости от одной песни!)))))
Я где-то читала, что они пригласили настоящий церковный хор. Не знаю, правда или нет, но девчонки на заднем плане явно словили неподдельный кайф.)
this is vikingmetal
band names
ikea names
and glory hammer
somehow this is the best thing ever
And for some reason you're not even mentioning ms. Sasha Grey :p
This definitely isn't viking metal.
When Angus hits that high note on “valhalleluJA” I have serious tenor envy
Same here...
Angus is onf of my top 5 vocalists after 2010
@@mikekiske who are your top 5?
Angus
Bro from sabaton and who else? Lol
As a deep bass i can relate to that completely... im squeeking everytime i try to get that high, even if i did a proper warm up for my vocal cords... ^^
Too f'n relatable.
The perfect mixture of sincere and self aware. They know it's silly and the Ikea lyrics show they're willing to laugh at themselves, but the main point here is to revel in the silly spectacle and have a blast.
And here we are two years later. A curious fact is that I did not remember the name of this epic piece of art (my fault, the Master in Business has stolen my brain), and I just wrote "Ikea Rock Song", and that's it!
1994 - Mariah Carey: "I will make the best Christmas hit ever!"
2019 - Nanowar of Steel: " hold my beer horn "
🤟🤟🤟🤟
Nothing from Mariah Carey will ever sound this epic
Hold my mead*
Nickfila I have a neighbour who plays that entire album, very loudly, every few days during the entire month of December. This is the second year I’ve lived here, and the second year she’s done it. I’ve never been so glad for New Years.
If only it was this song instead, I’d be so much happier. That abomination truly is the single most annoying Xmas song, of the single most annoying Xmas album, of all time.
But everything chnged when the undead unicorns invaded ikea.
When you only have 6 minutes to commit blasphemy against as many religions as you can think of.
What a way to do it though
Crossed the line for me, though. There's got to be a limit to what you can make jokes about. I mean.. Knisa grey better than Sasha Grey?!?
As a Satanist, I like it :)
As a devout Catholic, I believe Peter himself would be moved by the beauty of this song.
@@magicrat74 and the simple fact that you knew both sides of that "better than" proves their point
Back to open my 2022 holiday season! 💜
Hello fellow worshipper. Have you pondered your Ikea today?
@@PainRack May the light of Sundvik light your path.
This a new tradition in my house my kids and I run around dancing. All while my wife looks at me with those judges eyes
I hope she cooks.
I hope she does the dishes
If I were a manager at IKEA, this would make it into the ambient music playlist like five times
Five times per minute you mean
you have to add Ikea by johnathon coulton too.
Sadly the IKEA music track is forced on us by the higher-ups. Source - I am an IKEA manager
@@DanateDMC NO
@@DanateDMC shame! This would be glorious! 😂
Can confirm this is how Swedes celebrate christmas: We sing prayers to our lord Odin, we party, then we read from the holy texts with instructions on how to assemble the furniture that IKEA has brought us.
How can I become Swedish?
@@drewigi eat meatballs
😂😂😂
THIS is the level of satire and silliness I need in my life
Christmas time of 2022 lets go with Valhalleluja!
And here I am
Just put it on for my kids. Iol
IKEA should seriously think about sponsoring Nanowar (of Steel).
#IKEA #IKEAitalia
Children: Santa Claus exists
Adults: Santa Claus doesn't exist
People of Culture: That's a weird way to spell Angus McFife
Everyone: Why does Gellax speak with such insolence? Why does he think he's the judge of "people of culture"? Maybe he doesn't realize they are from different countries. But, maybe we give Gellax too much of the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's just a derpy tool. Yup. Why does he think he can talk down to people? Know one knows. Sitting in his position, no one would dare to make such a claim. It sounds like it's hard to talk down to people when you are so far below them.
Turns out this guy has a weird and demented view of "people of culture". Just because HE thinks that "foreigners" spelled their own word wrong. What a dumb shit.
+Adam Eves I bet you're a lot of fun at parties. Sheesh! Grow a sense of humor.
@@MDMetal Extremely fun! Why? Sense of humor for what? I have a sense of humor, but why would one be needed here? There was no joke. I was simply correcting that guy's mistake. He's calling people uncultured when it's actually HE who is without exposure to other cultures. Guess what? The band isn't American. Also, it's a fictional character. They chose the spelling, therefor it is 100% correct. Gellax is wrong. Period. Now where was that sense of humor needed again? **Waits for the "it was a joke" excuse, even though it clearly wasn't**
If you can stay on topic, please elaborate on what you meant and why you said it. As it stands, you make zero sense.
@gordonfrohman34 So you also have zero standards? Why are you trying to backup the person who is wrong? All you idiots can just say whatever you want without the consequences of any accountability? Sounds about right. Why do you people try to label the person who is trying to fix you people as the "bad guy"? I'm literally the only one here with a brain, trying to help you people, and you have the nerve to snap at me like that? Who do you think you are? Insolent twit. Maybe when you grow up you'll obtain some standards. For now, you're useless and helpless. Pointless to listen to anything you have to say. Fuckin christ with you people. Pay attention and listen. No reason to let dumb people coast by with inane comments. There needs to be accountability. We need standards. Maybe if bullying was brought back these kids wouldn't be opening their mouths so freely. Whatever needs to be done to keep dummies like you quiet. You listen. You don't speak.
Sono giorni che continuo ad ascoltare questo pezzo...e ancora lo sto sto ascoltando...sono entrato in un maledetto loop....è geniale...non credevo che si facesse ancora questo genere di musica, sono felicemente sorpreso....semplicemente geniale....non vi conoscevo, mi devo mettere in pari....bravissimi!!!
I've watched/listened to this dozens of times and I just now got the "Knisa grey is better than Sasha Grey" line
That’s my favorite line in this masterpiece!
Don't let Sasha hear this song, she might get jealous that there is another grey that performs better than her on a bed.
I want to like it but the 69 feels too appropriate.
_Nice._
I dont get it someone fill me in
@@kylemckenna4165 Sasha Grey is a retired adult actress. I’m saying it like that cause I’m not sure how youtube feels about the real word
Holy Molly, now we'll have some HOOTS here
Laser Powered Goblin Smasher!!!
I’m still confused as to what HOOTS is. Someone please tell me.
@@josephmoffatt4696 There's a video that explains it all right here: th-cam.com/video/w7SRh4Ry8hw/w-d-xo.html
+Joseph Moffatt (Ned Stark Voice): One does not simply define the Power of Hoots.
Hootsforce!
UK: Father Christmas
USA: Santa Claus
Germany: Weihnachtsmann
Italy: Angus McFife
Angus McKNOPPARP
Scandinavia: Odin
As Italian, when I first heard his almighty voice, it was a revelation! Let's worship all together the Master of Ikea 😁😂🤘🏻
Welp , guess I gotta move to Italy now
@@LaChroniqueEdgy1816 Better if you wait some months...😎
A bald metal singer popping up and singing ‘we don’t know where they are’ my life is complete
I guess someone else already found the following connections in this sea of comments, but, just in case I wanted to point out that I love that they chose to put banners at the back of the "church" with a big runic "O" (Othala) for Odin with the Ikea logo written in our alphabet but stylized with the characters drawn as if chisseled into stone or wood like real runes. You can also briefly see a second big rune at the bottom of the banners and I would swear that it's an "E", which looks like a capital M, and I wasn't sure what it represented until I remember that this rune is "Ehwaz" and that means "horse". That's BLEW MY MIND 🤯because it may well be the real idea behind the whole song! Why? Because on top of being fun, Odin was always riding Sleipnir, his eight-legged horse, SPECIALLY on the night hunt for the Giants on the night of Christmas Eve (like Santa) and, best of all, SLEIPNIR is also the title of one of the songs THE F*****G ORIGINAL MANOWAR whose name they've parodied! Once you realize that, we can go even further and think of the horse meatballs symbolically as the "Bread and Wine" of Christians too! 😂😂😂
That epic moment when Christians, Hebrews and Norse Pagans celebrate Christmas, Hannukkah and Yule at the same place.
I would love it in real life.
That would be Valhannukahleluja
What about Kwanzaa?
and their traditional literature, the book "What the Hell is Kwanza?"
I have it with Atheists, Slavs and Christians. We just don't talk about who we are.
I always suspect that one day one of us will accidentally tell and we will have plottwist with rest revealing that priest is only one actual Christian among us. Or that he isn't....
@@Petaurista13 Thats the spirit, CHristmas is becoming a time of peace and tranquility for all peoples, who cares what you do or don't worship get in here and lets have some fun!
When metal band known for their self irony meets metal band known for their self irony.
I LOVE IT!
Shelf irony you mean?
@@EpicNESMetal genius
@@EpicNESMetal I see what you did there...
@@EpicNESMetal 😂😂😂😂😂
Epic-NES-Metal when can we expect the 8-bit of this
This song is so joyous and happy ! So cheesy I love it! Also can't believe it came out 3 years ago!
Now he's Angus McSix.
Legends says, that there is a band called "Manowar" who makes parody songs of the mighty Nanowar of steel.
Never heard of them though
@@nanowarVEVO thou shall not invoke the Kings of Metal lightly for mighty is their steel and loud are their amps
@@rexcaliburn We do not fear anyone! Our metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long!
"we don't know where they are"
@@rexcaliburn Yeahhhhh, Sabaton's amps are a bit louder if Manowar quits...
I wish this is a real IKEA christmas advertisement. Brilliant. Par excellence.
I want to know how the talks with IKEA representatives looked like 😁
@@amsbloom6034 Their sales pitch must be very epic....that IKEA allowed this awesomeness.
See, THIS is why I love power metal. I can't think of a single other genre where not only would a band do this (with guests, even!), but that it would be so well-received! Alright, now I need to get this stuck in the heads of the gaming group...
This Song deserve to win Eurovision contest 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
guys, it's that time of the year again
The Christmas song for the rest of us. Hail Odin!
Valhalleluja Brother!
Playing it everyday thru the feast of mythra- I mean, christmas..
VALHALLELUJA!!!!
And now it is again.
For those wondering; Systembolaget is the only place in Sweden that sells strong liqour. x)
Thank you! I was going to look that up.
I was indeed wondering, and I thank you for the information.
You Sweden people have a problem so
@@rea50 okay
I looked that up, and the n I saw your comment!!!! :)
When they sang their own version of the Sh'ma I lost it. I LOVE THIS BAND!
That absolutely broke me in the best way. Perfect, no notes
I'd probably be just as stoked about seeing an Ikea viking ship as he was at 3:45. The dancing matches my mood exactly.
Giorgio Mastrota riding to the valley of Achnasheen alongside Angus FILF Prince of the Twilight-Fife, to fight Zargothrax who's mounting on zombie unicorns with IKEA-crafted saddles and wielding 1810 Evil Steel Pans.
This is ecstasy
XD
By ecstasy you mean the drug, I guess
@@maru_5969 I mean anti-telharsic Norwegian reggaeton
We want Mastrota join the Hootforce right now!
These guys are the Weird Al Yankovic of power metal.
Well, as a power metal fan myself I can only agree that Nanowar are the heroes we deserve because they mostly mock the overly serious tone that lots of European bands have.
Basically the US have Steel Panther, which parody the hair/glam metal style and we have Nanowar in Europe. Both bands work where they are needed so they can humble down the most famous sub genres respectively in both places
@@metalstorm7506 And then there is Alestorm, who just wants to get drunk and shoot guns when they are not smashing a plate of beans on their heads.
@@metalstorm7506 You should check out Powerwolf. It's basically powermetal with Roman Catholic undertones and lyrics about shagging nuns, crusades and werewolves. If there's a band that doesn't take themselves seriously, it's the one that made a song called Resurrection by Erection.
Better than Al.
@@geoffaldwinckle1096 boo :p
Rivedendo a distanza di anni questo video mi accorgo della raffinatezza - visibile specialmente nel finale - data dal fatto che i commensali guardano alla TV il film "Una poltrona per due"! 😂 For not Italian People: that family at Christmas dinner is watching the "Trading Places" movie, well, in Italy an important commercial TV (Italia 1) has been casting such a movie every December 24th night since 1997 year (except only 2005) just because that story happens in Christmas time as such a situation became kinda a Christmas tradition for Italians! 😊
Come sempre, da tradizione (spero) anche quest'anno!!
Praise Odin/IKEA for the rabbit hole of TH-cam recommendations and Napalm records. Delivers again!!!!!
Me: How many languages gonna put in this song?
Nanowar of Steel: Yes
😂
😂🤘
VANITATI
LATINAE
CANENTUS
6, though I am not 100% sure if one is Minor Broken Latin or Completely Broken Latin.
@@louisvictor3473 it’s perfectly fine latin
Makes me remember the time Dio answered Jack Black's prayer
A longass fookin' time ago, in a town called Kickapoo.
There lived a humble family, religious through and through
But yea there was a black sheep, and he knew just to do
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in line
A vision he did see of fookin rocking all the time
This is by far the best IKEA advertisement I’ve ever seen Valhalliluja one and all
sono qui in bagno, alle 3:37 (Natale 2023)ad headbangare perché ormai questa è la mia canzone natalizia (mi sono appena risvegliato dal coma ed ora posso andare a lavare i denti)