Ep9. Narrowboat Sandbag Sundays - Towpath Tales

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  • @johnchristmas310
    @johnchristmas310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant Chris

  • @cynthiamalphrus2051
    @cynthiamalphrus2051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Interesting vlog today, varied subjects. Enjoyable as always.

  • @grahamlewis6062
    @grahamlewis6062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😆 a true boater, talking pooh tanks , happens all the time!!😂. Great vlog ,love your talking tales 👏🌟. Joan

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't mind talking about it, we all participate in the activity. However...time and place perhaps. Thanks Joan.

  • @darrenking4715
    @darrenking4715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That story about the chap and the dried poo bucket had me laughing Chris. Very funny. Toilet humour - it never gets old. Stay safe on your next move along the canal. Oh, and it was Derek & Clive….

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derek and Clive. That was it. Me and Tony discussed that. Maybe not in their language. Perhaps when I start up a Patreon. Who knows. Thanks Darren.

  • @Dyfhi
    @Dyfhi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nice 1 Chris…

  • @stevegilbert7581
    @stevegilbert7581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant mate. What I like about you is you are just being yourself and not trying to be someone special cos you're on the telly like some other vlogers. Great shit story too!

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the compliment and support Steve. I appreciate it.

  • @boblawrence5011
    @boblawrence5011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s not just what you say, it’s the way that you say it, and you say it in such an entertaining way Chris, as I’ve said before ‘I could listen to you all day’ and I can’t say about any other vlogs. Did laugh at the joke, 😂 took a bit of thinking about, didn’t immediately jump out but was funny. Well done again. Just had a thought, how about a ‘go fund me’ and get this man a lens? I’d do it but don’t know how.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for the thought Bob. I appreciate it. I like dry humour. I find that funnier than most. This is, I don't always laugh but it the ones that make you think that I find interesting. Thanks for the kind comment and support. I truly appreciate it.

  • @andrewwheeler2599
    @andrewwheeler2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you, Chris... enough said! I'll always stand by you and your values....

  • @JulianShagworthy
    @JulianShagworthy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As somebody who's been around narrowboats most of their life, this video reminds me of stories my grandfather would tell me as a child about the 'Mad Diaper of Stoke Bruerne'. Legend had it that Mad Diaper was an escaped insane asylum inmate in his late fifties who would wear nothing but an adult nappy with an industrial sized safety pin. He would stalk the towpaths and canal sidings by night, on the hunt for unwary solo boaters moored up to prey upon. Most of the time, he'd create mischief with a bump or a thud, just enough to unsettle the boater. Other times, he would develop a heavy thirst for the seedy, clandestine pleasures in life and would break into a narrowboat with a terrifying wail, like that of a newborn baby. He would then subdue the poor occupant before removing his nappy and committing illegal and ungodly acts on their bottom, all the time shaking a rattle in one hand and dusting talcum powder with the other. There was a short rhyme written about him - "Beware, Beware, the Diaper of Stoke Bruerne. Sleep for too long, and ye backside be ruined." I don't believe he was ever caught, but there have been alleged sightings of him as far north as the Lancaster Canal and as far south as the River Wey during the past 30 years. Beware, the Mad Diaper of Stoke Bruerne...

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the story Julian. Next time I'm up that way, I'll be on the look out. I'm surprised he wasn't knocked out. But then again it was a legend....or was it?

  • @Mr_Reaper
    @Mr_Reaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the gag about 'the' middle name :) - I was brought up to try and make at least one person smile every day. Manage it most days. Keep it up Chris

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think I do that Mark. I just try to be a happy bloke when talking to people. Good enough. Thanks for the comment mate.

  • @garybevan1022
    @garybevan1022 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A very entertaining Vlog Chris, we loved it. Have to agree, we’ve met some wonderfully colourful characters on the towpaths.
    So now we have Sunday, Wednesday & Friday sorted, so what about…….
    Music Monday……..what kind of music you’re into etc
    Tidy Tuesday……. Trick & tips for keeping your boat spotless
    Throwback Thursday……..more in depth about your military career
    Serious Saturday……..politics/putting the world to right etc
    Or perhaps, just stick to the 3 you’re doing😂👍

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are some great titles there Gary. The 4th one is Photo Fursday. That will happen on an irregular basis as will Sunday and Friday. I'm taking a break next week as I want to do some research for a vlog in a few weeks. Friday will go ahead but will miss a week or so but in the mean time, I want to push out a photo Fursday. Not sure all these vlogs is good for the channel but, I enjoy doing it.
      You have given me an idea for a vlog about music though. Thanks for the comment. I've got my thinking cap on. It didn't assist my head being scraped again on the side hatch!

  • @jongibbs1036
    @jongibbs1036 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris - Loved it… your humor makes me smile every week. Loved you take about sitting amongst the poop - is this why it’s called “the poop deck”? 😅
    Queen’s ceremony was a please to watch and all involved did an amazing job and they should be proud as I know all their family’s will be.
    Just another little ditty you can tell people on the towpath is that now King Charles III is on the thrown, just as it will now be called the Kings Guard, Royal Mail are changing their name to Charles III Post Office - in short to be called C3-PO so expect your letters/parcels to be delivered by Jedi’s 😂

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great ditty Jon. I'll use that this week. I show the poop this week. I'm just editing the Wednesday vlog and half way through. Oh the summer sun is being missed already. All those who bemoaned the heat...I love it. Thanks for the comment Jon.

  • @johnhaase8765
    @johnhaase8765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Greetings,
    The shot of the bird in flight looked just fine that way, it captured the movement.
    Hasta la Proxima,
    John Haase

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The duck photo was ok but it wasn't very sharp. Practice and probably using a different lens. Faster shutter speed would have helped and a smaller aperture would have given a better image. I know that here writing to you, but I haven't got time to think on the ground. More experience required. It'll get there. Thanks for the comment and support John.

  • @martinrubenstein7943
    @martinrubenstein7943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant, Chris. Very interesting, entertaining and enjoyable.

  • @ChrisHobson123
    @ChrisHobson123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Morning I look forward to your Sandbag Sunday. Every time a little different.

  • @garyhollywell2112
    @garyhollywell2112 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great Vlog Chris and I agree with your comment, Monday was both a Sad and Special day and the Pageantry was something unequalled around the world. I also agree ref the Royal Navy and the Lads carrying the Coffin were exceptional. We have tonight watched Goggle Box where they revisited it all and we shed a tear once again. Have a great week and thanks for your Vlog

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are good at all that pageantry. The Royal Tournament was a great three weeks when that was running. It's a shame it got cancelled. Too expensive was the reason. I like Gogglebox and it was one of the few programs I'd put the telly on to watch. Not the celeb version though. Thanks for the comment Gary.

    • @garyhollywell2112
      @garyhollywell2112 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes the Tournament was a great event especially the Field Gun.

  • @Twinpot1962
    @Twinpot1962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are very entertaining…even Pooh talk is interesting. I looked in detail when the accruements were removed from the coffin. The sceptre had been screwed and clamped, the Orb had a piece of dowel attached to the bottom and a hole drilled into the lid. It was clearly a tight fit, as the bishop had to give it some welly to remove it. The crown was pinned as per. It was indeed a splendid affair. Nobody does it like the brits 👍

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for the info Jack. I switched off when the London bit was finished. I knew it wouldn't be a drawing pin or map pins holding that all in place. I've used tape on the flag of the President of Zambia who died in country. Good job there wasn't a breath of wind that day for his expatriation. Thats a story to tell one day when the time is ripe.

  • @makinganarrowboatwithnannyandg
    @makinganarrowboatwithnannyandg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your looking very slim Chris, this Narrowboat business is suiting you well. Ady just said we need to do a starvation Saturday 🤣🤣🤣got any tips. Glad your settling in now 👍 Keep them coming

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That works you know. It's hard going but the simplest way is just to miss meals which I'm sure you do as you're both so busy. I've seen your latest, just need to comment. Who said this boating malarky is easy! Just keeping the narra in good order takes me about 2 hours a day. Hope to see you both soon on the water.

  • @helenhall3705
    @helenhall3705 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Unknown unknowns”👍🇦🇺

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure it was Donald Rumsfeld that started with the Unknown Unknowns? Thanks for the comment Helen

  • @martincooper6346
    @martincooper6346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice chat, the orb had a spike on the bottom and went through the lid.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the info Martin. I knew there would be something to hold them steady.

  • @jamieg5419
    @jamieg5419 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was there on Monday, it most definitely was a great send off for an amazing lady

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope you had a good standing position. Well done for supporting the event. I'm sure it was a great atmosphere, despite the sombre occasion. I remember the crowds at the Remembrance parade at the Cenotaph. Always good listening to chatter. It used to assist in my concentration. Thanks for your comment Jamie.

    • @jamieg5419
      @jamieg5419 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrismears-inslowtime I did yes, it was very emotional to watch, I am so glad I did it, I paid my respects in Westminster hall also

  • @greghilton7797
    @greghilton7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi Chris. I've been a lens pointer for near on 50 years. The one thing I've noticed about modern day DSLR cameras is these automatic focus and exposure systems. And you are right. To get a good one you need buckets of money. However there is an excellent alternative. Its called manual mode. Most people get scared of it because they don't understand things like depth of field or EV bracketing. Focus is the easiest to begin with and its about how you hold the camera and where your fingers are in relation to the adjusting ring on the lens. With a bit of practice you can focus a shot manually much faster than the average auto system and get the shot long before the slow processor chip has even thought about it.
    Exposure is slightly different. Remember in the old days when we all used film and there was a little slip of paper in the box that everyone threw away. On that bit of paper it had an exposure guide for the speed of the film in the package. If the film was 100ASA (100 ISO) At 1/125th sec shutter speed it was, bright sun f16, partly cloudy f11, open shade f5.6 etc. If you commit this to memory, you could look at a scene set the camera, focus and take the shot in about a half a second. The good part is, with modern day DSLR you don't have to wait for your shots to come back from the chemist and pay good money for bad shots. Just delete the bad ones and keep at it. You will discover there is a fair bit of latitude to move around in. If you are using your camera on a daily basis, give it a month or two and you will become a wizard at it. And I mean properly exposed, pin sharp focus and faster than any processor chip. I know professional camera pointers who deliberately under expose everything, so when the pull it up in Lightroom or Photoshop they can raise the brightness and make it perfect. We couldn't do that with film in the old days. So have a good play and learn how your camera likes things. Its not rocket surgery.
    While I was watching this clip, I noticed that a couple of times your main camera hunting for focus. Put it on manual, try one or two stills to get it right, flick it to video and hit record. Job done. Its always better to have the depth of field forward a little, so if you lean forward your not going out of focus. (One third of the depth of field is in front of the focus point an there is two thirds of it behind the focus point.) Cheers

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Firstly Greg, Thanks for taking the time for such a long comment and the info within it.
      I can be truthful here, I rarely use auto. It was one of those things I learnt from the Tube...go straight to manual. That's why it takes me a while to get the correct settings. I've also learnt from the tube to sit at home and while watching tv, get the camera and understand the settings by pressing buttons and moving dials so you know how many clicks it would take to get an aperture or shutter speed settings. I haven't got that far yet.
      I always under expose - once you blow out with the whites, you can't get them back. The camera hunting as you know is due to poor light. However, I have measured the distance between lens and me and often I get it wrong still. In outside light it's better. Inside I use a better camera for focus, but in poor light it struggled. I had less overall light available by choice to get a warmer effect. By and large I think it worked but still needs improvement. It's so easy if there was two people doing this vlogging thing.
      Old wet film cameras - I remember those settings. Never took any notice and always got back under or over exposed film. Left photography alone until about 3 years ago. Camera make a difference but if I get it right, I can get good shots too. Thanks for the comment and support Greg. I appreciate it. I just need to improve. I'll get there.

    • @greghilton7797
      @greghilton7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrismears-inslowtime Keep at it Chris.

  • @smullen2000
    @smullen2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a lovely background picture Chris. Someone once commented on searching the Queen Colour Squadren on TH-cam and I came across that picture and a very good video of you handing over outside Wellington Barracks. Safe journeys

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks Steve. I didn't know that was being taken. Did you spot the mistake though. I'm sure a keen eyed drill person would do, so I'm not boasting about it. I did love showing off on the forecourt of Buckingham Palace. It is like a performance each time. The crowds used to love it! Shame that isn't on the Tube.

  • @nilocxoc3488
    @nilocxoc3488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris, once a gain brilliant vlogs, my mother always told me don't start with an apology, well sorry mum‼. I have decided with your vlog comments to write them as I go, because it helps me, so my apologies for maybe too many comments. So the joke excellent, humour is such a powerful tool, and for a moment that man John/Tom stopped thinking about his dog and his own dealing with it. Kindness. Colin and Heather, Ohio .

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks Colin and Heather. If I were to describe that fella, he would be someone who looked like a boater; a proper boater, with long hair and beard to match. Unwashed, unkept but salt of the earth type. Lovely fella with a heart of gold. Not sure where that puts me!!!
      Thanks for the comment Colin.

    • @colincox1688
      @colincox1688 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrismears-inslowtime for me puts you in the group of a very good person.

  • @trevorsbarkingmadchannel4501
    @trevorsbarkingmadchannel4501 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the banter. And also the funeral talk. Well said and yes Huw was absolutely faultless. Was on for nigh on 24hr and looked and sounded great all the way thru. Made my evening thank u. Roll on Wednesday now ! Best wishes Chris.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks Trev. Huw is the ultimate professional. Few of his calibre on any news outlet. He appears to be a nice chap as well. Genuine. Thanks for the comment mate. As always, I appreciate it.

  • @swirlgalaxy
    @swirlgalaxy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Howdy Chris!! Tall tales are always great for a laugh & laughter is the best medicine in life!! A good laugh is great for the soul & can change the course of a day!! Keep up the great work!!!!

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for the kind words of support Ken. I appreciate it. My dry sense of humour appears to be well received this week.

  • @johnharrison9317
    @johnharrison9317 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having a brew between your poop bins. I’m sure that there is a metaphor there somewhere. Maybe we all get better with age😂. Another wonderful blog Chris. A wonderful start to my Sunday. Will go bash up a Swiss hill, inspired by your steps, and descriptions of nature. Cheers

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking of such a metaphor for the story. Couldn't come up with one! It is a bit surreal to be sat next to poo bins drinking tea. That wouldn't ordinarily happen anywhere else. I wonder if other boaters do it too? Thanks for the comment and support John.

  • @DIYGUY1-2-3
    @DIYGUY1-2-3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great down to earth vlog pal, keep em coming, best on the tube. You've created a unique niche that was lacking within the channels. We done 👌👏

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the kind comment of support Dave. I appreciate it.

  • @Alan_AB
    @Alan_AB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tales From The Towpath. Sounds fantastic. Reminded me of the old children's TV program Tales Of The Riverbank.
    Love it. Great photographs too. Keep it up.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks Alan. Ten Tall Towpath Tales. I wanted to use that alliteration but didn't have ten tall tales.

  • @colinfox2516
    @colinfox2516 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Orb had a peg in the base. If you watch when it's removed from the coffin and placed on the alter you can see the peg.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the info Colin. I knew it would be fixed somehow, but didn't stay to watch the Windsor bit.

  • @ianwebb2235
    @ianwebb2235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just brilliant! The best on the interweb. You are a natural, young fella! I had to explain the John the Baptist joke to my wife....when she got it bless her, we had to stop the video for a while, she cried laughing so much!I Thank you so much Chris.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks Ian. I'm pleased your wife likes the British sense of humour. I suppose she's used to it from you but I appreciate the jokes need explaining as our humour can be very dry.

  • @steveparkes1266
    @steveparkes1266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great chat, really enjoying all your vlogs. Thanks for taking the time to share them 👍

  • @philiptaylor1004
    @philiptaylor1004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi Chris. Can I just say what a great natural style and delivery you have . Am enjoying your vlogs very much. Hope you don't burn out too soon. Many good ones have gone that way. Hope you don't mind my first contribution being a question but how do you dispose of the composted matter?

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the comment Philip. Also thanks for the compliment. I don't plan to burn out but I am mindful that can happen if I don't take breaks. It could become a bind.
      Composted matter. I plan to put it in pots and grow flowers or something next year. When that has exhauster itself, I'll dig it in. One of my bins is already at that sage where I could could dig a shallow hole and no-one would know.

  • @meljones7067
    @meljones7067 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi Chris
    I really enjoy you sharing your life with us and inviting us into yours. A lovely touch to have the Queen's photo behind you. As an ex RNer I totally agree that the standard of Drill does not match that of the guards or QCS, in fact we hate it. That said when required we can do the business, just like the girls and boys of the Gun Carraige crew proved. Your acknowledgement of their achievement very deserved.
    Like you I was fascinated with how the orb and crown didn't fall off the coffin, until I watched a utube video of the Windsor Comital service where they removed all. The crown was seated on a 2" insert which was a very firm fit and the orb had a "Prong" attachment at the bottom that fitted into to coffin
    My amazement with such events is the Pall Bearers never slip on the marble or slate while carrying a lead lined coffin and wearing "Hob Nailed' Boots. But you may be better placed then I to answer that.
    Another great Vlog
    Thank you
    Mel

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the comment and info about the accoutrements being fixed. I knew they would be but didn't know how. It makes sense as just imaging the crown slipping of from the gun carriage as it rolled over the cobbled road outside Westminster Abbey.
      The Bearer Party - I know QCS would have worn DMS boots going on and off the C17. Ordinarily, AP boots would be worn but, in the Abby, they would be too slippery. I suspect DMS boot would be worn: Rubber soled.
      RN did very well.

  • @johnbbuchananclinicalhypno885
    @johnbbuchananclinicalhypno885 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi Chris, just catching up on your vids. If you’ve got plans for K&A canal up the Devizes locks or anywhere round this way give me a shout. I’d love to come and visit. Take care pal, love the blogs

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks John. I will be travelling the K&A in the near future. Well next year hopefully. I’ll let you know, well you’ll see in good time no doubt. Thanks for the comment and support.

  • @annclark5082
    @annclark5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Morning Chris. Everyone did a wonderful job at the queen's funeral. So emotional, I was a wreck. I really don't know how they all got through it!
    You did see on the BBC coverage a man unscrewing the orb and sceptre. The crown was sat over a raised area, so that would have stopped any movement.
    Have a good Sunday

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the comment Ann. I didn't watch the whole ceremony but thanks for the info. I knew they had to be secured somehow. It's like the crown jewels. It's a state secret how they are removed from the cases in the Tower. There's a story there at some time.

  • @lynnebruton3199
    @lynnebruton3199 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for mentioning the police. My daughters a mounted police women. She worked so hard in those 10 days she hardly went home to sleep.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi Lynne. Where was she in the ceremony? The police do a great job on all the cere events. Thanks for the comment and please tell her I appreciate the efforts the police do and have done.

    • @lynnebruton3199
      @lynnebruton3199 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrismears-inslowtime My daughter was stationed at the top of the Mall. She did say she had a very good view.

  • @lesmurray1732
    @lesmurray1732 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi Chris, good Sunday listening. With regard to the loo, you should try coir in place of the cat litter. Far better, more natural and easier to work with. You can even re use the spoon after the mix. Or perhaps not.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll give it a go next time. I have a very big bag to get through first. Thanks for the tip Les.

  • @henrywilliam8506
    @henrywilliam8506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi Chris, yet another great vlog. A fast lens has nothing to do with the speed in which it focuses. A fast lens is one that has a wider aperture to let in more light. (I’m a photographer) if you want to get sharp wildlife photos without waiting for your lens to focus. Buy a used 35mm prime lens and research ‘Zone Focusing.) if you would like any help with improving your photography, I'd be happy to help in any way I can.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I shall look up zone focusing and have a go at it. I have a 35mm prime lens as well as a nifty 50. I'll have a go. All my stuff is second hand but to be honest, it's done well. Thanks for the offer of help Henry and educating me. More practice required. Q. Would shutter priority be the setting for wild life?

  • @mungmungie
    @mungmungie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can never go wrong with scat humour.
    Whether they admit it or not, everyone has an inner 12-year-old. I have fun telling people outrageous things about how I deal with having an ostomy. Yes, it's pretty gross, but poop is the one universal subject that everyone gets a chuckle over.
    Some of the people I meet at the cancer clinic have wicked senses of humour, and I think that is essential for survival.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have found, those who have struggled in life have a sharp sense of humour. Whether Geordies, Scousers or Cockneys, those who live in big cities where they have had to live a harder life, generally see things differently. Dark humour in the military is another thing that I have discussed yet. I suppose its the same in hospitals where treatment brings people together. I hope you are coping Peter. It must be difficult at times. Take care of yourself mate and thanks for the comments and support.

  • @LloydHywelBevan
    @LloydHywelBevan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A deft touch in the telling - wonderful stuff Chris

  • @christinetaylor6897
    @christinetaylor6897 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You always have something to talk about, very interesting, loved the John the Baptist joke, nearly spat my tea out. Best wishes Christine x

  • @peterrutter7332
    @peterrutter7332 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crackin Chat 👍The funeral was very well done as a drill instructor like me did you spot any mistakes ?😂. The longer you send on the boat the better it becomes. Where are you spending winter?

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi Peter. To be honest, I wasn’t looking for them but nothing glaring or I would have spotted it. I think there are different ways of doing stuff. Pirbright gives a good grounding but every funeral I’ve done has its nuances. You’re right about longer and better. Winter - family circumstances will dictate this year and and some of next. Flexible plans. Hope you’re well Pete.

  • @marieseaward9891
    @marieseaward9891 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great catch up Chris. Had my cuppa ready and waiting .. have a good one, happy travels 🤗

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks Marie. Where are you these days? Always start with a cuppa for Sandbag Sundays now. Sets the mood.

    • @marieseaward9891
      @marieseaward9891 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrismears-inslowtime I'm around on the staffs and Worcester, it's a very pretty canal.. it's a contour canal so lots of twists and turns. Well worth a visit if your passing.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marieseaward9891 I will be doing that next year. I have a mate over that part of the world - one of those proper mates. Take care Marie.

  • @cjwelch5959
    @cjwelch5959 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Entertaining as usual. Keep up the good work!

  • @tomdunn1254
    @tomdunn1254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good morning Chris. Is it not possible to line the bucket with a good-quality plastic bag? We followed the Queen's funeral on TV. Wish that we could have been there to experience it in person.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bucket has a mixing thing at the bottom which will not enable a bag of any sort to be placed in the bucket. I'm supposed to mix the contents up every time a deposit is made. I don't do that often but it does work. Also eco friendly and less plastic. Thanks for the comment Tom.

  • @brianmoroney3448
    @brianmoroney3448 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank u for the time brian im still going to get a narrowboat when I sell u should look up a man who does a walking group called hampshire and dorset walking he looks like u

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  ปีที่แล้ว

      I looked up the Hampshire and Dorset walking group. Despite not seeing anyone who looks like me, it must be a great place to wonder about and meet people. Beautiful scenery. Thanks for the comment Brian. Good luck on the search for a boat.

  • @harrysilvers7519
    @harrysilvers7519 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent vlog as usual, feel I am sitting next to you with a cuppa, loved it, the organisation of the Queens funeral was amazing, I know it’s planed in detail and regularly updated, but you still have to pull all those people together and rehearse at very short notice. Do you think the pall bearers are chosen in advance and changed over time as they move on

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ref Pall Bearers, No. I think when the tase was given to the Grenadiers, the Col would have detailed the Company CO and the RSM would have instructed the CSM to find 8 people of equal height who can do the job well. Surprised there were SNCOs in the Bearer Party though.
      Lots of planning and I think Vern did a great job. He's the right man for that task as he doesn't do UMS (Unnecessary Military Shouting). Thanks for the comment Harry.

  • @nilocxoc3488
    @nilocxoc3488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris ah the lense, I have my own little story, to make me think about a point. In one of my previous lives, I turned a lot of money into noise..... I raced motor cars, F1300, and Sports 2000, a formula which is black hand series supporting that ethos, I therefore pretty much maintained and fixed my own car when my enthusiasm was higher than my driving skills, However I was amongst a lot of very wealthy drivers/owners, with different ideas who wrote cheques to fix and maintain their cars. So back to the point, one of my true joys was beating the people using money, by using the more traditional techniques and technologies of our racing history. Oh another thought just came to mind, In the USA, I have to ability to own and shoot, many different types and weapons, my extra joy comes from shooting without telescopic sights, and watching the people seeing me performing equally well ( often better,) . So as a man who thinks deeply I guess for me it is about personal motivations of why I am doing something. Finally, back to the motor racing , I came to the realization that rather than spend loads of money buying extra horsepower, I spent my time learning how to drive better. So to the lense....... is there anotherway with a technique, mmmm me no photographer
    Maybe some one out there in the interweb🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
    Please keep being you, Chris, my contact is myname1atgmaildotcom
    Best Regards Colin Cox 1

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was a viewer who is a photographer who has informed me about Zone Focusing. I'm going to research it and use it. I believe at times, technology does wonders but it does mean people loose the basics that can only be gained when you have to really learn from the basics. I never put the camera on Auto. I always set it up to get the shot I want. It's too easy to use auto but I wouldn't learn.
      I think it's the same with the amateur lens. I have to try a bit harder. I believe those photographers that used wet film had to really know their stuff. Their knowledge outstrips mine, but I'm please I have digital technology as I can take lots of photos and improve each time. That's the joy of learning.
      The down side of tech is satnav I see people always with satnav on. They don't know how to navigate anymore. That skill is almost lost. Remember driving with a map! So old school now.
      If you have had the opportunity of being able to race cars and be an owner/driver, at least you had a great time doing it. Good for you. Not sure what I would do if I had the capital to do exactly as I please. Never had it so I have't missed it. Thanks for the comment Colin. I've noted the address. Thanks.

    • @colincox1688
      @colincox1688 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrismears-inslowtime Chris, so I take it potentially there is a solution without going to a high cost lense, that sounds good. Yes with my limited knowledge of more modern photography technology I understand it is still a game of compromises, of amount of light, (the old speed of film to the graininess of the image) with the aperture setting for the depth of field, and manual focus, I am trying to remember this from about 40ish years ago, I guess then there are loads of other features with the new digital technologies, I am looking foward to learning all the new stuff for our videos/digital photography records of our narrowboat memories.
      My motor racing story may not have helped in the point which I was trying to explain, sorry about that, and just for perspective I was able to run my racecar for less than many of my friends were spending on playing golf, taking everything into account. You have a great week, we look forward into your continuing narrowboat adventures. Very Best Regards Colin and Heather

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@colincox1688 and we need to catch up when we can. It’ll be great to have a cuppa, something stronger perhaps and a chat.

    • @colincox1688
      @colincox1688 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrismears-inslowtime Chris, yes that would be great , I am a big tea drinker, but is has been too long for me issing and an English pint of beer in an english pub, I am still finishing off things here in Ohio, I will keep you updated of my schedule. If you want to zoom or something before then we could arrange that. I am confident we will have a laugh and potentially so interesting conversations. Bye for now, time for me to sleep, 5hrs behind, sending this at 2314hrs

  • @chuckb624
    @chuckb624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Belting photo behind you. Did you ever do the silent drill?👍🏻

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes mate. To be honest I got to the Squadron as a SNCO but I used to muck in with the lads and have a bit of fun. Never did a performance though. As a division SNCO, I used to ensure the performance met a standard and was always proud of the lads performances. Thanks for the comment.

    • @chuckb624
      @chuckb624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrismears-inslowtime Must take extreme concentration, and always impeccable, cheers.👍🏻

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chuckb624 the lads used to have conversations during the show but they would know their bit and each of the people around them. If someone said ‘Next’. He would be informed what was Next. Great stuff.

    • @chuckb624
      @chuckb624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrismears-inslowtimeWould be great to here about it, how about 'Quick march Mondays'.😉

  • @CaptainK007
    @CaptainK007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well that was a crap Vlog taking the piss 😂😂. My dad was a baby Matelot pulling the gun carriage at ‘king George’s funeral. Fantastic send off by all for HM. Navy got to pull the gun carriage due to batty peanut brained horses at queen Victorias funeral. They never trusted horses again so the Senior service got the job from then on. I’m nearly full time on my fat arse Widebeam, today fitting the last two solar panels that’ll give me 2.4kW of juice on a beaut day but more importantly a good dose of Amps on a cloudy day. Previous owner fitted 3 Lithium batteries which are fitted in the engine room as you know you can’t charge them bellow 5 degrees it went down to 6 last night here at Caen hill. So they are coming out and 8 lead carbon 160Ah are going in. They weigh 55kg each. That’s the same weight as two Para birds at a NAAFi disco. Fitting my Morso Squirrel stove on Wednesday. List of jobs seems endless, still it will be worth it as off grid as possible. Good Vlog. Have you done what camera gear you use?

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a shit load of solar and if you have the space, that's what I would do. In fact, when the opportunity arrises, I'm going to see if I can get another panel put on. I think there are worth the money. Big heavy batteries mate. I wonder why the lithium were put outside the cabin.
      I lit the hobbit today to burn it in. It's worked a treat. Love the stove. It's easy to work but I am going to be learning how to get the best from both wood and coal this winter. Different settings for both and the wood I cut, appears to be good wood. That was a stroke of luck. I'll go there again to get a bit of free winter fuel.
      Not sure if I'm going to vlog all about the cameras. It's the security issue. I don't think a potential thief will be scanning narrowboat channels for intelligence gathering but....
      Thanks for the comment and support Steve.

    • @CaptainK007
      @CaptainK007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrismears-inslowtime Collingwood originally supplied lead, the previous owner was bit of a “plum”. Had an idea to make a change and half way three quarters through had another bright idea and never finished anything. If it needed 4 screws it got two or three, if something was painted no prep, splosh it on then abandon it. Still it makes those long winter nights whizz by correcting jobs. Going to be an interesting job making the changes and keeping the lights on.
      As for the stoves getting them right requires a bit of diddly fiddly to get used to their quirks. Love a fire, contained one of course. I was thinking for narrow boats due to not much roof. Coming up with some fold out or attach solar option when moored. Solid panels, stick ons don’t perform… still mulling the best way.

    • @chrismears-inslowtime
      @chrismears-inslowtime  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CaptainK007 for what it’s worth…I can only comment on what I’ve got and have no experience of stick on type. Low sun shine with panel flat produces 10amps but with tilty angle 17amps. I get, generally speaking 30%+ on the tilt. For me, that’s worth a slightly less aesthetic look. Good luck with the home improvements.