I met this one Xiao main and they literally scared my soul. Like when we was adventuring they would be Bennett but every-time they saw slimes or hilichurls they would switch to Xiao and it was like watching a massacre
The exact same... Hit pity on C0 Jean, well, kinda still got a new character though but, ugh... I’ll be sure to keep for Hu Tao then, love her design and style.
This guy does the funniest genshin.exe videos, I’ve yet to find someone who can even compare to the quality of this shit. It is both a blessing and a curse, because now no other videos can satisfy me😪
Venti: Decreases the resistance enemies have to the element his ult is infused with. Big brain 200%: Uses Xiao ult on Venti ult to infuse it with anemo. Me: My mind is blown away.
"Play Genshin while listening to Crossing Field" has been added to my to-do list Edit: I've done it multiple times at this point. 20/10. Try doing a domain with Doom music in the background. It's perfect.
@リー sadly no, his banner is over so we won't be able to pull for him for god knows how long 😔 there's a rumor that venti might be coming back tho so I'm saving up to pull for him now ✌️
I wish that attacking with Xiao normal and charge attacks with the burst were a little more optimal because it looks so cool but its severely overperformed by plunge spam
Me: damn I want Xiao he’s so good Mihoyo:take the fuckin Keqing and go Me: jokes on you mihoyo I have a wallet Mihoyo: jokes on you we wanted that anyways Me:w-WhAt
NGL when I started playing genshin it was the 2.8 patch , and just unknowingly i rolled on xiaos banner with atleast 7-8 fates and got xiao in 2-3 pulls
Its been a while since Xiao banner ended. I got Xiao luckily but being a broke f2p i couldn't afford the _Primordial Jade Spear™_ and i miss it dearly. Xiao deserves his beautiful 5 star weapon not these 3 star ones T_T
Getting Xiao be like
Wallet: Broke
Spacebar: *_B R O K E R_*
Getting Hu Tao be like
Wallet: Non existent
Spacebar: N O T H I N G
Brokest*
Well i get it even i saving pity for hutao and i am f2p player, how do you think i gonna farm primo in AR43
@@arandompersonontheinternet5237 Who Tao?
@@Lover_.. np,you wrong
Venti+Xiao = Unlimited Xiao Plunge
sucrose(C1)+xiao = same shit
Leaks : venti rerun in 1.4
Me : hehe booi
@@nndid-h6k sucrose+xiao=same shit but with more element mastery
@@bmhplays249 but did you get him?
@@realzers nope but I got zhongliiii and sucrose
I met this one Xiao main and they literally scared my soul. Like when we was adventuring they would be Bennett but every-time they saw slimes or hilichurls they would switch to Xiao and it was like watching a massacre
IM DEAD
LOL
Why are you describing me pls i'm scared now
Lmao ksjsjjssksjjskhdj
WAIT THATS ME AHAHAHAH
anemo slimes are an absolute problem tho-
Me: Wow, Xiao is so cool! I want him!
Mihoyo: Jean, take it or leave it
The exact same... Hit pity on C0 Jean, well, kinda still got a new character though but, ugh...
I’ll be sure to keep for Hu Tao then, love her design and style.
in my case this was diluc, i never thought i would ever hate getting diluc...
I really want Jean...
Theatre Mechanicus players: tell us more >:)
i got both jean and xiao LOL
Literally Xiao with the enemies : I'm about to end this man's whole career
2:04 THAT NECK BREAK HAD ME 💀
If you observe xiao's banner closely you can see xinyan is pointing at your primogems, she's telling you to count, she knows we're poor. 👍
*Xiao walks through fire*
Hirichurl: well I’m fucked-
This guy does the funniest genshin.exe videos, I’ve yet to find someone who can even compare to the quality of this shit. It is both a blessing and a curse, because now no other videos can satisfy me😪
rawfler is funny too tho
When you get Xiao and you are a f2p "Maybe life is bouken da bouken"
Me to my team with an already low HP Xiao: Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take
I absolutely love these their so funny for so reason 💀😭 can u do a Razor one?
They are so funny for a reason lol
They can do the jj
sorry my dude, but they’re*
@@IaR1500-T Nono man it’s fine, my grammar in the comment is absolutely horrible lol
@@boomboom2591 same
as a xiao main, not using xiao ult by making him jump high hurt my soul and made me cry....
Venti: Decreases the resistance enemies have to the element his ult is infused with.
Big brain 200%: Uses Xiao ult on Venti ult to infuse it with anemo.
Me: My mind is blown away.
Small brain 0.0%: Anemo boyfriends
1:32 DUDE THIS SCENE IS SO CLEAN??? LIKE HOW???
SERIOUSLY WHYBIS THE SPEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO GET IM GONNA RIP MY HAIR OUT
hi gwa gwa cat :)
@@snowybovine hi i like your pfp
Honestly I always go for pity and not for actual luck with these banners...
Just pay mane.
@@Dravis1995 man i dropped 150 on xiao i cant do this not again
I really could have died at 5:36, just innocently trying to hydrate myself
finally, a xiao using a skyward spine
Statstick makes ult charge go brrrrr
PLEASE THE "dear simp travelers" BYE THEY EXPOSED US
Me: saves up enough primo gems. Makes a wish. ITS GOLD. XIAO XIAO!!!! Gets Diluc
finally some good fuckin content,,, pls dont stop making these they are actual gold
I love how fatui anemo boxer protect hydro gunner
In conclusion they're cute
"Play Genshin while listening to Crossing Field" has been added to my to-do list
Edit: I've done it multiple times at this point. 20/10. Try doing a domain with Doom music in the background. It's perfect.
underrated content creator right here
I'm literally crying, I pulled for xiao like, 13 times last night and I still didn't get him
do you have him now ? 😔
@リー sadly no, his banner is over so we won't be able to pull for him for god knows how long 😔 there's a rumor that venti might be coming back tho so I'm saving up to pull for him now ✌️
Me who pulled 90 times 👁️👄👁️..
And still dint got him
I got Xiao on my 77 pull
@@timsitoo not a rumor tho
That SAO ost Crossing Field got me!
PS. I also got Xiao 🤩
Me also, im saving for Xiao rerun probably in 2 patches...
I wish that attacking with Xiao normal and charge attacks with the burst were a little more optimal because it looks so cool but its severely overperformed by plunge spam
The SAO reference and the Eurobeat version of the opening was perfect.
I listen to Eurobeat while I play Genshin sometimes and it makes it better.
5:38 THIS KILLED ME
Congratulations to anyone who pulled him 💫 🎉 and good luck to anyone still pulling. Hope y'all succeed I gave up
well..not anymore~~
I got him as a F2P and yet i was just randomly pulling on his banner hoping for anyone even a bennet dupe
Me: damn I want Xiao he’s so good
Mihoyo:take the fuckin Keqing and go
Me: jokes on you mihoyo I have a wallet
Mihoyo: jokes on you we wanted that anyways
Me:w-WhAt
Ngl that window on Xiao’s back leaves me restless
I've been using his Q wrong this whole time... don't give 5 star characters to newbies lmao.
Even after 2 yrs this is still a masterpiece
I love how you put crossing field there.
Thought I was gonna survive the whole vid but nah I died at 8:12
Seeing a Xiao not jump during his burst damages me
I got caught in 4K at 0:15
Anyways can’t wait for the *Hu Tao.EXE*
Please keep on doing this, the edit is hilarious lol
Imagine the fear the hilichurl was feeling when he was walking towards it.
i can't breathe ive been laughing at 8:12 for 10 minutes help im at work
Obliterated all my slime ballons. Truly, a blessing from the lord
5:13 BRO-
thanks for reminding me how hype the sao opening is
YOU GOT ME IN THAT FROZEN PLUNGE BRO😂😂😂CAN RELATE AF😂😂
I mean, his attacks on Q still look really cool even if u are not jumping so idk whats wrong about it
I'm watching these to remind myself to stay loyal and wait for his rerun bc I have a guarantee and I'm NOT PLAYIN
I basically used Xiao for getting food before I got to farm artifacts for him
Venti.exe when?
03:46 Yo why you have to kill the little foxes bro?!
METTATON:Oh My Oh Yes Oh YEAHHH
Me using a xiangling: OHO WOW! THAT IS RELATABLE!!!!
That was brilliant XD thanks so much for this !!
5:42 i'm wheezing, he's the art himself hahaha
As a xiao main, this is exactly how we act
Thumbnail: skyward spine
Me: wait... thats illegal
i started in 1.4 but like wtf is wicked meat-
I gave up so fast on getting his spear, Fvonius Lance take it or not
Imagine getting Xiao on the next event banner and nit his banner
*Me when realize that his Xiao normal plunging attack dmg is higher than his ult plunging attack.*
Making me laugh at 4 am
I've been going to the highest places so I can jump down w xiao
Ahaha is funny don't give up Uploading i love this
king has delivered yet again
Me: a-
Mihoyo: no xiao for you
2:56 made me giggle im so mean
2:03 PLS THIS SENT ME FOR NO REASON SHEKA
Been waiting for xiao.exe and am only a tadddd bit disappointed there’s no xiao growl. 🌚🌝 others are exceptional 💯
Vid: Xiao
Ad: Xiao
Hotel:
Lmao I watch the entire add when is Xiao's trailer
NGL when I started playing genshin it was the 2.8 patch , and just unknowingly i rolled on xiaos banner with atleast 7-8 fates and got xiao in 2-3 pulls
This makes my day please dont stop making it😍
I have see 3/4 video and i instant love 👌🏼😂
+1 my man (From France sry for my bad english ^^)
Its been a while since Xiao banner ended. I got Xiao luckily but being a broke f2p i couldn't afford the _Primordial Jade Spear™_ and i miss it dearly. Xiao deserves his beautiful 5 star weapon not these 3 star ones T_T
1:35 Woahhhh Ahahhha thank you For bring this back ahahhahah 2018 pa to eh hahahaha XD
1:36 EYYY
i'm so triggered that he had to use venti to jump over when he just can use his ult to jump higher lmaooo anyways funny video bro imma sUBSCRIBE
I'm f2p.
I got Xiao.
Happy new year.
:me trying to transport produce: :random hilichuril: RAAAAHHHHHHHH RAH RAHHH
8 minutes of CHAOS
This made me want him more
that was so unexpected and hilarious too lol
I cannot explain how much I live these vids
It's funny that you uploaded it on my birthday XD
3:40 I hear Welyn pumpkin boi voice
Good to know that someone is dealing less than 10k on xiao
i thought i was watching an hour long video wthell it felt so long?? 😹😭 i had fun watching though.
Why do I watch this when all it brings is pain? Next Xiao banner be this summer or I'm going to fucking lose it
Xiao skill :Starbursto sutureamuu!!
2:00 BRUH WHAT WAS THAT SOUND 🤣🤣🤣
at 4:05 i swear i know this song.
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.
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It's finger torture time
WHY IS THE "*xiao simps*" ONE SO TRUE I SPENT 5 DOLLARS ON THE XIAO BANNER JUST TO GET A DILUC THOUGH-
YO the thumbnail is just so delicous
you should use venti's burst with an element by knowing the elemental mastery he have and next ult with Xiao
НЕГР ИЗ СИБИРИ АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХ
1:34 is this one of my people
I'm a Filipina and I died at 1:35 LMAO
Didnt expected the filipino clip lol: 1:34
I’m saving for his next re-run 😎⁉️
Good luck with that!
@@reniusrene thank you!! :D
them plunge attacks😩
The Kirito Of Genshin Impact B)