Meanwhile HBO Max is somewhere on the other side of the city trying to find directions to this meeting and Paramount is outside looking in through the window.
You got rid of cable for cheaper streaming services, but your thirst for services was insatiable, and you kept signing up for more, and more services. In the end you could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Right back to me - Some cable exec probably
@@mew10521 The whole "You couldn't live with your own failure, and where did it bring you? Back to me" pretty sure that line is from Thanos, if he wasn't the first to say it at least it shows up in the movies
When the guy came in to pitch his idea, I was desperately hoping this was an ad for something that would finally get rid of subscription services once and for all
Idea: When you open your mouth to talk but the other person goes open their mouth. So, you stop talking, but then they stop talking so you wait for them to go but then they keep starting and stopping as well because they're waiting for you to say whatever you have to say and then things get contentious.
Man, I really appreciate how you are having your audience participate in creating skits rather than relying on auto generated prompts. What a way to bring your community together. Promt idea : Troll under the bridge asking questions (think 'facts' that your great aunt my post of facebook) and the answers being fact checked with snopes or something when both participants are adamant their opposite answers are right.
Or Ubisoft turning great ideas into dog water repeatedly. Or Sony wishing they could simply kill their users outright and take their money. Or Sweet Baby extorting all of them to make sh!t content no one wants. The list goes on and on.
I have this image of Atari arriving as this ancient wizard-type to break up a squabble just by standing there and saying something like, "None of you would even be here if not for me." Or a bonus "Do not speak to me of the old magic..."
@@sleepysartorialist here’s a concept of the script Omni-man: ……. Allright let’s get one thing out of the way, I shouldn’t even be here ( all of them start complaining at him for saying what he said) Adam: I’m sorry, ima need you to rephrase Omni-man: hey I mean I’m just saying, I had a redemption arc , so I feel the need to say it, I shouldn’t be here Homelander: cmon now Nolan , we all know you’re just using that as an excuse- Omni-man: sh sh sh , do you hear that John? It’s the sound of , I KNOW DAMN WELL You’re not talking Adam: damn, me personally Omni-man: Allright Adam, ima need you to shut the hell up as well ( I’m tired)
Next scit idea, the top video games ( of 2024 ) are arguing who is the best, then near the climax, the good games from the olden days apear and lecture them
@@username.exenotfound2943 Ok disclaimer i have not watched much ted lasso. But the stuff i have watched makes me laugh A LOT. Also i've heard from others that its amazing if you disagree with me ok that's fine i just like it.
Different fruits compete in the hunger games like apple, pear, banana(which actually is a berry). They are competing to avoid getting put in the blender.
Its a daunting task with all these streams. Cable is siting quietly waiting for the return like a parent whose teenager left the house unready for the world of exhausting multiple choices simply because they didn't like to keep to a viewing schedule.
This is gold! And you are right bro we are pretty much just going back to cable with all the streaming services slowly starting to merge. I guess the only major difference is we can watch things on demand so it makes it 100x better than old school cable, but yes its pretty much about to be cable 2.0😂
If avengers was all OTT: Casting of the OTTers Iron man- Netflix Captain America-Apple TV Thor-Disney+ Loki- Hulu Amazon prime-Black Widow Crunchy roll-Hawkeye (from Endgame)
Been a while since I laughed so early into a video as I did when CrunchyRoll pulled a sword on Netflix 😂 a lot of these video skits of yours remind me of Hetalia so that’s come full circle
Which streaming platform has the best shows?
There illegal we cant mention them😂
I'm an HBO enjoyer, lately I've been enjoying crunchyroll
Literally any pirating website
123movies on top
Dropout and its not even CLOSE, kinda sad it wasn't mentioned here tbh
The Internet: I though you died
Cable: My death was, highly exaggerated
Nicomo Cosca?!
Cable: i am inevitable
@@OfficialMummyCatI see what you did there😂
W comment
Movie Cinemas: We Are So Back
Meanwhile HBO Max is somewhere on the other side of the city trying to find directions to this meeting and Paramount is outside looking in through the window.
Peacock is outside with a will work for food sign
vidaa tv fighting for his life to come in
I heard he goes by Max these days, but maybe that was just a phase?
And Vudu is fighting for its life trying to stay recommended whenever you search a show to rent or buy
😂😂😂😂
"That means we can pay studios even less" LMFAOOO EXACTLY 💀💀💀
"Mmmmmmm i like that"
"We can increase our profit margins" "Great, so we can pay people even less" LMAO
Cute ina pfp
"You Could Not Live With Your Own Failure, And Where Did That Bring You? Back To Me."
-- Cable TV
Cable said that... Yes, Cable.
Damn
woah!
woah!
Why Is Every Word Written Like This
Return of Cable
Perhaps even…. A dystopian reboot lol haha
444th like
Nathan Summers?
Cyclops son's?
Cable:
you couldn't live with your failure.....where did it bring you, right here back to me !!!!
Amazon: I'm the upgrade
Disney+: you the parody
Best exchange in all of fiction
It’s also funny because their best shows are parodies
You got rid of cable for cheaper streaming services, but your thirst for services was insatiable, and you kept signing up for more, and more services. In the end you could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Right back to me - Some cable exec probably
Sounds like an episode of a TV show or movie I'd watch
@@mew10521Pretty sure its paraphrased Thanos
@@proxy90909 what does Thanos have to do with anything?
@@mew10521 The whole "You couldn't live with your own failure, and where did it bring you? Back to me" pretty sure that line is from Thanos, if he wasn't the first to say it at least it shows up in the movies
So that's why Deadpool told him "Zip it, Thanos."
:3
I love that Netflix accuses the other streaming services of being knock offs and then everybody is the same dude 😂
Love how paramount, peacock, or max aren’t even in here lol
Max should have been at least.
Paramount's still free with Wal-Mart+ for the second year in a row, so we see how that's going.
Who?
@@U_N_Owen what the hell is walmart+
Fuck peacock they ruined so many good franchises
"It's not the same..." Crunchyroll I'm weak
I so wanted Tubi to bust in like the kool-aid man😂
Love tubi!
*OH YEAH!*
Lol, just started using it recently
hey bro no disrespect but wtf is tubi lmao 😂
@@JohnDoe-dp5wv its a streaming app just like Hulu And Netflix but u don't have to pay for a subscription
Paramount and Peacock are looking through the window both holding up "For Sale" signs.
😂😂😂😂
Crunchyroll pulling out the katana got me dying 😭
Also cable television being the ultimate life form is so accurate.
Thank you!! I was trying to remember who the "orange" streaming character was. Crunchy roll 🥐
Actually funimation killed crunchy roll and took his clothes 😂
@@glenwitterussell9951 You mean "Took his skin".
😂
We're slowly heading back there 😂
Meanwhile, Comcast sits in the shadows laughing at all of them, waiting for their time to return.
Whats crazy is comcast is about to offer a Netflix, peacock, apple tv+ bundle. So again they win lol
Comcast owns so much shit already.
Xfinity: Unlimited SUBSCRIBERS! *lightning bolts*
Just realized the reinvented cable!🤣
Taking a moment to "in character" sing praises to Abbott Elementary made my day.
Lol
😂 The last joke was chef's kiss, even though I saw it coming.
I was thinking of the good old TV
Being able to see it coming is what makes it funnier
That's called a punchline.
Crunchyroll’s instant sword sheath without saying a word killed me 🤣
When the guy came in to pitch his idea, I was desperately hoping this was an ad for something that would finally get rid of subscription services once and for all
Cool idea
it´s called ´´piracy´´
@@homemovelha4173 I was about to say the same thing lol
-he puts on pirate hat
Idea: When you open your mouth to talk but the other person goes open their mouth. So, you stop talking, but then they stop talking so you wait for them to go but then they keep starting and stopping as well because they're waiting for you to say whatever you have to say and then things get contentious.
Or the same thing but for typing
You realize that would be a video of him just standing there looking at himself in silence right?
@@SKIDSnSTUFF that phrase is a lack of imagination... Think BIGGER.
@@WhatShallEyeDo4U You should do it first.
@@1986svs05 I already did. You, next.
Chrunchyroll unsheathing his sword had me 😂
A followup to this where Apple TV puts severance chips into all of them
😂😂😂 btw, desperately waiting for the show to return
0:07 The Homelander reference coming from Amazon… good.
You had one job😂😂😂😂😂
the joke with the dubbing cruchyroll was so good😂
I saw "Cable" before the end. Saw where you were going. 😂😂🤣🤣
Go back the good ole days! CABLE! Lol 😆
Man, I really appreciate how you are having your audience participate in creating skits rather than relying on auto generated prompts. What a way to bring your community together.
Promt idea :
Troll under the bridge asking questions (think 'facts' that your great aunt my post of facebook) and the answers being fact checked with snopes or something when both participants are adamant their opposite answers are right.
Starz showing up after the meeting is already over
Isn’t Starz just Disney+ ?
Gaming studies have a meeting would AWESOME
imagine EA arguing with CD project red😂😂😂
Or Ubisoft turning great ideas into dog water repeatedly. Or Sony wishing they could simply kill their users outright and take their money. Or Sweet Baby extorting all of them to make sh!t content no one wants. The list goes on and on.
I have this image of Atari arriving as this ancient wizard-type to break up a squabble just by standing there and saying something like, "None of you would even be here if not for me." Or a bonus "Do not speak to me of the old magic..."
I was not expecting that ending 😂😂😂 brilliant!
It all came back to cable
"when the employer isn't wearing a suit" 🤣
Prime video , villain therapy
( basically where all the prime video villains talk about their problems)
This sounds so goddamn funny
@@sleepysartorialist here’s a concept of the script
Omni-man: ……. Allright let’s get one thing out of the way, I shouldn’t even be here
( all of them start complaining at him for saying what he said)
Adam: I’m sorry, ima need you to rephrase
Omni-man: hey I mean I’m just saying, I had a redemption arc , so I feel the need to say it, I shouldn’t be here
Homelander: cmon now Nolan , we all know you’re just using that as an excuse-
Omni-man: sh sh sh , do you hear that John?
It’s the sound of , I KNOW DAMN WELL You’re not talking
Adam: damn, me personally
Omni-man: Allright Adam, ima need you to shut the hell up as well
( I’m tired)
Here here
@@samtyy501 Hear, hear*
@@BeretBay H E R E , H E R E
rich black guy is a wild name
You must be a new viewer. It’s pretty normal lol
You gotta be white
Next scit idea, the top video games ( of 2024 ) are arguing who is the best, then near the climax, the good games from the olden days apear and lecture them
“Somehow cable returned”
I haven’t had cable in my adult life. Firestick is all I’ll ever need. 😂
Ong
I don’t even have that. Just an eyepatch and a sail.
BRO the cable at the end 💀
Them all adding up to cable is hilarious and sheer genius
You should make a part 2 called:
“If cable still existed”
Exploring cable in the modern world where hundreds of shows air at once
"When was the last time you dropped a hit series" Ted lasso in a corner.
Tedd lasso? NO. SEE, Silo, for all mankind, monarch, invasion, foundation, lessons in chemistry..
Let's not forget Severance... which is straight up a cult classic
How did you guys forget SEVERANCE
tbh ted lasso is a bit overated yes its very decent but a 8.8 imdb? higher than severance? hell no
@@username.exenotfound2943 Ok disclaimer i have not watched much ted lasso. But the stuff i have watched makes me laugh A LOT. Also i've heard from others that its amazing if you disagree with me ok that's fine i just like it.
Cool, cool cool cool. You did the Cool quote from Abed in Community! 👍🏻
Cable to Connect 😂😂😂
I gotta say... this one was pretty thought provoking.
✨️Ayyyyy thanks man!✨️
👏👏👏👏
Yessir 🙌🏾
Well done! 👏
As soon as he rolled out the board, I knew 😂
Max: Screw you guys, i'm going to México! *Plays the rey mysterio song*
All the gods come together and decide if humans can still live.
Your skills are off the charts! Keep it coming. Looking forward to the next one.
Cable definitely made way more sense
1:14 it already is
WHEN I SAW THE BIG TIME RUSH MY HEART DROPPED all the memories only the og's remember the best show on netflix
As a film major this was on point. Got every joke. Good work!
Different fruits compete in the hunger games like apple, pear, banana(which actually is a berry). They are competing to avoid getting put in the blender.
You did Crunchyroll dirty with the katana😭😂
Crunchyroll really did have to bring a sword on a meeting 😂
Back to cable...Genius writing 🔥
Directed by Chistopher Nolan in the end was just perfect!😂
Old mobile games meets new mobile games.
Also love the joke at the end.
Paramount+ and HBO Max: well im irrelevant
I love cable to connect
From I saw the guy in the white come in, I knew cable TV was going to be pitched. lol.
bro is consistent
Once a month or so on avg is consistent? 😂 Like 12 vids n the last yr or so. Wish he uploaded more actually. 😔
@@DatNygma consistent as in everything he makes is hard asf
Its a daunting task with all these streams. Cable is siting quietly waiting for the return like a parent whose teenager left the house unready for the world of exhausting multiple choices simply because they didn't like to keep to a viewing schedule.
Okay that pun hits hard :D The pointe was on point
This is gold! And you are right bro we are pretty much just going back to cable with all the streaming services slowly starting to merge. I guess the only major difference is we can watch things on demand so it makes it 100x better than old school cable, but yes its pretty much about to be cable 2.0😂
“Cable” the moment he brought the white board I was like cable😂
Cable: the Prequel
I called it that he was gonna do a cable joke.😂
You know, the best answer is to sail the high seas!
"You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." - Cable
If avengers was all OTT:
Casting of the OTTers
Iron man- Netflix
Captain America-Apple TV
Thor-Disney+
Loki- Hulu
Amazon prime-Black Widow
Crunchy roll-Hawkeye (from Endgame)
Xmen 97' Predicted the "Return of Cable" ...all kinds of metaphors and analogies runnin through that bih.
1:45 yes but are they willing
why do i genuinely want this to be a movie
peak comedy
Hell yeah, shout out to Shogun that show is incredible 🙌
Only way this could have been better is if prime roasted Disney about the quality of their superhero shows
there is already a streaming service with all shows, go ask captain Jack he is an specialist
I was thinking of The Conglomerates
Been a while since I laughed so early into a video as I did when CrunchyRoll pulled a sword on Netflix 😂 a lot of these video skits of yours remind me of Hetalia so that’s come full circle
0:47 Ima take a guess and say that the last time they did they tried to sell it sperate from the subscription
Is it weird that I was waiting for Tubi to pop up? 😭😂
Crunchy role with the Katana 😂
During the dub I was expecting his mouth to move in all weird form😉
One idea for a skit is a undercover cop who secretly loves crime
Crunchyroll with the katana and Apple TV sitting in a dark corner made my day. 😂 😂 😂
Video idea: do one of those where you make rip off names but with car brands
I like this 🙏🏾
As soon as I saw Able, I knew what was coming. I laughed so loud, this was a good one.
I swear at this point I wouldn't even mind cable returning
If only. I wish entertaining cable is what we could have again
i was half ass expecting piracy to enter the room slaughter everyone
This is so true. I used to pay 20 dollars for cable, now I pay almost $40 for 3 streaming sites, Im thinking of going back to cable as its cheaper lol
A skit that explains why specific ads pop up, RIGHT after we only thought about them 👀
Lmao. Hilarious. Real talk I need those Netflix and Crunchyroll suits!! Both of them are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Me having every streaming service:
I didn't even know that Apple TV was a thing
Was waiting for one of them to say Cable+
Paramount and Peacock just weren’t invited 😂😂